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73 headlines found matching 'McDonald'
Fri February 24, 2017
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(Northumberland News)
 
 
 
If you abandoned a live chicken in the bathroom at the Cobourg McDonald's in Northumberland, Municipal Animal Services would like to tell you that unlike McNuggets, it was delicious
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Wed February 22, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Fast-food sales are slumping, so McDonald's wants you to drink up to their cheaper beverage prices
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Bojangles' restaurants to phase out chicken raised on antibiotics. Sweet, delicious antibiotics
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
French purists outraged as McDonald's puts potatoes in Salade Nicoise. Man, here we don't even have a clue what they put in McRibs and no one cares
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
To improve quality, Wendy's chicken sandwiches to feature meat from smaller chickens. Move to squarer chickens not expected
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Thu February 16, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
North Korea is "Macbeth with nukes." It should be noted Kim Jong-Un thinks Macbeth is an off-brand McDonald's
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Wed February 15, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
How to live forever while only eating McDonald's. Probably it'll just seem like forever
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(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
McDonald's just exposed your buns to an unprotected nutsack
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Tue February 14, 2017
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Uploaded cellphone footage of rats frolicking in your McDonald's? Ba da ba ba ba, you're fired
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
It's illegal to tow a couch through a McDonald's drive-thru with an ATV, much less to do it intoxicated while running from police and crossing a frozen river. But all parties involved were wearing helmets, so police aren't sure what to charge them with
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Because New Yorkers always have to be uber hip and better than anyone else they now have a 'fancy' McDonald's with a concierge and French pastry to lift their pinkies at
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Article headline says "flesh-eating screwworms." Subby has nothing else to offer, and is instead going to cower in the corner and gibber like an idiot for a while
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Thu February 09, 2017
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Just when you think McDonald's can't limbo under the low bar they set with the McRib, they ask you to hold their beer and watch this
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Me TV)
 
 
 
Here are eight long gone fast food items that need to make a comeback. Only eight?
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
McDonald's finally realizes it can add "Shamrock" to everything
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
McDonald's discontinued Big & Tasty sandwich survives in Brazil, where Cariocas currently enjoy Grand Big Tasty or Big Tasty Bacon accompanied by Tasty McFritas "topped with Tasty sauce and pieces of bacon"
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
McDonald's Big Mac Sauce bottles listed at up to $50K on eBay
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Taco Bell's Naked Chicken Chalupa reviewed: "Compared to a regular Chalupa or taco, it's unsurprisingly, but pleasantly, more meat-forward"
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Wed January 25, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man, enraged over missing chicken nugget order, jumps over McDonald's counter, repeatedly fires guns at employees, customers in crazed rampage. But, since he's Kiwi, he used Nerf guns with foam bullets. "It was a silly thing he did"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonald's might be realizing that yes, bacon makes all of their burgers better
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Applebee's posts its sixth straight quarter of rotten sales
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Tue January 24, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You can now squirt special sauce onto whatever you want. This is not a euphemism
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Latest sales figures from McDonald's show that despite menu changes and aggressive advertising customers are not lovin' it
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Wed January 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces Big Mac, Mac Jr., Grand Mac, iMac, Freddie Mac, and Mac Tools. Still no sign of Cheese and Mac
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Any scuba divers here? Enrolled me and the SO in certification classes. Share your experiences and give advice to a new diver
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Starting Monday, McDonald's offers five days of free coffee. Absolutely free. No purchase necessary. Difficulty: Japan
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Fri January 13, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Chipotle. New hotness: Salad and Go
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Person with a gun demands chicken nugget from girl. Fark: Suspect is 12
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is everything you can order at McDonald's that is not terrible for you. In other news, there is something that actually is good for you there
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Burger King resurrects "BK Joe" brand name, challenge McDonald's and Starbucks for supremacy in premium coffee space
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
My wife hates fast food - she's very health-conscious, I got my groomsmen to dress up as McDonald's food items
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Much like one of their meals the next day, McDonald's is blasting out of China
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
People are outraged the Vatican has a McDonald's
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Something's very fishy about this McDonald's story. Also, very wormy
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Girl may be kicked out of her family because she ate at McDonald's
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Drunken McDonald's customer demands workers play "Muslim and Hindu" music and shut the f*ck off the "Christian music." Because Christmas
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
FLA Woman yells racial slurs, & then aims her gun's laser pointer at African Americans in McDonald's. She should have waited until January 20 when this becomes legal
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Total value of all bitcoins hits a record high of $14 billion. Unfortunately for Americans, using them at McDonald's is still a virtual impossibility
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Politics headlines
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Entertainment headlines
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays, another Missouri McDonald's offers customers the gift of unlimited French fries
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Mon December 19, 2016
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Man sues McDonald's over the erroneous middle word in "extra value meals"
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's how to make a gourmet meal using nothing more than what you can buy at McDonald's
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trump calls Evan McMullin "McMuffin"
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"A group of rebellious scientists achieved what NASA thought was impossible inside, of all places, an abandoned McDonald's" (pics)
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Fri December 16, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
The McDonald's of the Philippines opens its first restaurant in Canada, serving classic breakfast items spaghetti and fried chicken
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
McDonald's wants to test home delivery via UberEATS and they couldn't have picked a better target audience to test with
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Sun December 11, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you haven't seen McDonald's newest coffee cup design, goatsee it now before they pull it
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Fri December 09, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Starbucks: "Hey, we also sell food"
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Thu December 08, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Want to purchase the new McDonald's waffle fries? Simple, just get in your car and point it north ... towards Canada
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
McDonald's to reboot McCafe concept, plans to challenge Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts with posher coffee. "The typical McDonald's diner is a low- to middle-income consumer and not adventurous when it comes to coffee"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kid hacks McDonald's intercom to insult drive thru customers and ask if they want 'special sauce'. Most of the customers noted the service was better than usual
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. restaurant fast-food traffic suffers first decline in five years as consumers say prices are just too damn high
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Mon December 05, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 49ers-Bears game was an exciting game, where neither team completed a pass in the first quarter
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Wed November 30, 2016
(WWL)
 
 
 
Father of the Year tries to drop off child-support payment at McDonald's drive-through window, becomes enraged when ex won't come to window, crawls through said window, beats her
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Tue November 29, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
McDonald's is now testing the use of fresh beef in some burgers. As opposed to whatever the hell they've been putting in them so far, apparently
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Ex-Mcdonald's employee finds that the company frowns upon worker initiated menu enhancements, especially the ones reserved for police officers
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
McDonald's rolls out battered and deep fried cheese curds. Only in Wisconsin
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So here is the real story behind McDonald's 'gold card'- where you can get free food along with a thigh master and a triple bypass operation
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Your next in-flight meal could be catered by McDonald's
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Tue November 22, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for having sex in a McDonald's parking lot as 6-year-old watched. Don't they know that's what Burger King bathrooms are for?
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Mon November 21, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Woman who sideswiped seventeen cars in I-5 rampage 'might have been having a psychotic episode,' according to police. Or maybe she just found out McDonald's wasn't bringing the McRib back in her area, I dunno
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Behold Britain's most fattening sandwich - 8,000 calories of kebab meat, surrounded by breaded chicken and coated with cheese. In addition - Diners have to sign a form to say they won't sue in the event of a heart attack
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
McDonald's takes first steps to not pay $15 minimum wage
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why McDonald's and Chipotle test new menu items first in Ohio?
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
McDonald's Is offering Sriracha Big Macs. But only in Columbus, Ohio. Those lucky bastards
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump told Chris Christie in 2015 that he didn't expect to make it past October-at which point Trump would drop out, endorse Christie and maybe even get him some McDonald's now and then
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Fri November 11, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Former McDonald's and KFC workers reveal what you should never eat there
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Wed November 09, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Coke at McDonald's tastes better than at other fast food joints? Here comes the science
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada judge to Trump Campaign: get over yourself
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(BBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's: We open restaurant in Florence. Florence: No, we have rules. McDonald's: We follow rules. Florence: Still no. McDonald's: Then pay us profit we not get
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
The Big Mac wasn't enough. The Grand Mac is coming soon
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's the vegan menu that you can order off at any McDonald's or Burger King
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