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Headlines matching 'McDonald'
Tue February 07, 2012
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(Dayton Daily News) Obvious Study finds that McDonald's revives the McRib sandwich in order to crush pesky competition for imitation pork sandwiches. You stopped reading after McRib didn't you?  (daytondailynews.com) (69)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass McDonald's customer stunned that she can't block the drive-thru  (dailymail.co.uk) (84)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Click On Detroit) Interesting Employees at Detroit McDonald's locked in freezer after store robbery, enjoy the break from Michigan weather  (clickondetroit.com) (17)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine Hey YEAH, how come rich jerks pay less taxes on their earnings than the guy working at McDonald's? Seems kind of... anti-American  (finance.yahoo.com) (64)


Thu January 26, 2012
(The Sun) Sick Girl eats nothing but McDonald's chicken nuggets for 15 years, lives  (thesun.co.uk) (196)


Tue January 24, 2012
(NPR) Cool Q: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? A: I don't know, but here's an article about how McDonald's in France doesn't solely serve repackaged corn  (npr.org) (82)
(BusinessWeek) Followup Starbucks begins nationwide sale of alcohol, proudly introduces America's first $30 beer  (businessweek.com) (63)


Sun January 22, 2012
(LA Times) Amusing It's kind of like the plot to "Footloose," just replace dancing with eating Big Macs  (latimes.com) (80)


Sat January 21, 2012
(The Street) Fail McDonald's: let's start a #McDStories hashtag and collect the praises of our happy customers. Happy customers: "...I'd rather eat my own diarrhea"   (business-news.thestreet.com) (92)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Sick You find a mouse in the buns at a McDonald's and tell your manager. Does she? A) Close the store. B) Call the health department? C) Tell you to brush off the droppings and serve the buns?  (news.ninemsn.com.au) (91)


Fri January 13, 2012
(The Week) Amusing McDonald's to start putting books in Happy Meals, instead of toys. "I'll take fat and well-read over skinny and illiterate any day"  (theweek.com) (88)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Starbucks: you CAN go back  (chicagotribune.com) (17)


Sun January 08, 2012
(News.com.au) Interesting McDonald's to use new anti-theft DNA spray on suspected robbers -- otherwise known as 'special sauce'  (news.com.au) (27)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary Try not to get too creeped out by the photo  (news.yahoo.com) (165)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Fail When drunk at the McDonald's drive-through, don't fall asleep. If you fall asleep and are awakened by the Chicago Police, don't give a fake name. If you must give a fake name, make sure it does not belong to a registered sex offender  (chicagotribune.com) (40)


Sun January 01, 2012
(USA Today) Interesting Officials believe the seismic activity in Ohio may have been triggered by man made interference. No, not your mom falling down, but that was my first thought too  (usatoday.com) (76)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy McDonald's in California to offer free coffee for first two weeks of 2012. Starbucks restaurants annoyed, now doing a slow burn  (dailymail.co.uk) (41)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Quad City Times) PSA Nudity is not allowed in a McDonald's parking lot, as this couple recently learned  (qctimes.com) (79)


Tue December 27, 2011
(ESPN) Spiffy Sixers player convinces would-be robber not to rob, then treated him to McDonald's  (espn.go.com) (16)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Daily Kos) Fail After 14 years McDonald's closes all their restaurants in Bolivia. Officials concede that once a country goes empanada it can never go Mac  (dailykos.com) (42)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Salon) Sad "Thank you for calling MegaCorp's customer service line brought to you by McDonalds. Please enjoy this 15 second commercial. Thank you. If you think you are right, press 1. If you know you are wrong, press 2." *presses 1* *click*  (salon.com) (112)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Some Angry McTeacher) Florida Best video you'll see all day of a teacher going nuts, throwing all of her food back in the window after not getting the right order at McDonalds. With mug shot goodness  (wtsp.com) (281)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Palm Beach Post) Florida When you're dressed in women's clothes and trying to rob a McDonald's, running into a hungry Homeland Security agent can be a real drag  (palmbeachpost.com) (38)


Sat December 10, 2011
(USA Today) Interesting McDonald's reports increase of 7.4% in sales, customer's waistlines  (usatoday.com) (17)


Tue December 06, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Dude. Next time try the happy meal  (tampabay.com) (32)


Sun December 04, 2011
(CNN) Followup Grand jury refuses to indict McDonald's cashier who beat two customers with a pipe for giving him a fake $50 bill, fracturing one's skull and breaking her arm. Good thing they didn't try to use a $2 bill  (cnn.com) (182)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Hey McDonald's, you remember what country this is, right? You may have wanted to think this one through a bit more  (yipit.com) (56)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Hamburglar Guy) Obvious San Francisco's regulations on the sale of Happy Meals has actually led to an increase in sales  (blogs.sfweekly.com) (49)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Dumbass Remember those nights in college when you were drunk and wanted a McDonald's hamburger but they weren't open so you broke in and fixed yourself one? Good times, good times  (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (51)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Quad City Times) Sappy Woman has worked at McDonald's for over 40 years, starting when she was 36. Instead of being depressed, she seems happy about her career; "You give a little kindness, you get it back"  (qctimes.com) (226)


Thu November 10, 2011
(LA Times) Interesting Fast food and obesity have no connection to poverty but rather the middle class. Still doesn't explain why there are more McDonald's in Compton than the rest of the country combined  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (101)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Mediaite) Hero Chicago Board of Trade tries to help Occupy Chicago protesters: They dump a bunch of McDonalds applications on them  (mediaite.com) (659)


Mon October 31, 2011
(News.com.au) Followup Barmaid who threw tampon at McDonald's worker now getting prank emails, nasty phone calls, friends stringing her along  (news.com.au) (85)


Sat October 29, 2011
(The Week) Interesting "Think smaller, and more legs"  (theweek.com) (194)


Wed October 26, 2011
(azfamily.com) Followup Mother who exposed dirty fast food play areas gets banned from McDonald's. Is that supposed to be some kind of punishment?  (azfamily.com) (196)


Tue October 25, 2011
(New York Daily News) Sappy Like a rib, it tastes like liberty. Like a rib, with a bun of sesame  (nydailynews.com) (40)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Marketwatch) Spiffy Wall Street sees McDonald's post another huge quarter, stock now at record high. Shareholders are lovin' it  (marketwatch.com) (34)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Topless Robot) Silly The 10 coolest Fisher-Price Little People playsets. Yes, the one in which a giant hamburger can eat Ronald McDonald is here  (toplessrobot.com) (46)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Silly McDonald's launching their own TV channel. Look for The Hamburglar Diaries, The Walking Grimace, and Ronald McDonald House, MD next spring  (chicagotribune.com) (89)


Sat October 15, 2011
(wdsu.com) Obvious Here I stand, broken hearted. Needed to use the bathroom at McDonald's, but the token system has started  (wdsu.com) (88)

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