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85 headlines found matching 'Massachusetts'
Tue July 26, 2016
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Giving cops free hugs is all good until you find the mentally unstable one on a power trip
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Wed July 20, 2016
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Now that the joke has reached a terrifying reality and Trump is the Official Nominee for the GOP, it's time to hear from Mike Pence on Day 3 of the RNC, with Newt Gingrich also talking today. It's your RNC Day Three Discussion Thread
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Pocahontas don't play, Mr, Trump
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
The rule is: Only break one law at a time. Dumbfarks
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie is having problems shutting down everything
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Wed July 13, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Boston looking to landmark: a) Fenway Park, b) Cheers, or c) the Citgo sign?
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Red Alert Politics)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson is counting on Millennials to deprive Trump and Clinton of the 270 electoral votes to win the Presidency and throw the election to the House of Representatives
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Fox News)
 
Boobies
 
'Busty' mermaid sand sculpture draws complaints, as locals apparently get sand in their places
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Oh yes Republicans, yes Hillary just announced the expansion of the Affordable Care Act and your heart attack. Enjoy
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Bank robber has a really bad day
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Wendy's goes soylent about their secret ingredient
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Thu July 07, 2016
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
And another Trump supporter, who is running for office, seems to eschew "political correctness"
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Tue July 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Romney: "Miss me yet?" Voters: "Mavis, Mitt's back. Get the hose"
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but we may be getting another Kennedy in the Senate. Kennedy trifecta now in play?
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Sun July 03, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Mega Millions, tired of all the publicity Powerball has been getting, wants to let everyone know that their jackpot is now up to nearly half a billion. And tickets are only half as expensive as PB, so stock up
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
When a woman called Obama a Muslim at a McCain rally in '08, the Senator corrected and rebuked her. When a woman today at Trump's rally asked him to get rid of all TSA employees who wear "heebie-jabbies" (hijabs), Trump said he was "looking into that"
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Thu June 30, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
RIP Ms. Plow. That was her name. That name again was Ms. Plow
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
The numbers are in, and the worst drivers in the country are...
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Brown says Elizabeth Warren can take a DNA test to clarify her claim of Native American heritage. Or you can just ask the guy in the purple wig holding the Trump sign. Your choice
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Sun June 26, 2016
(The State)
 
 
 
Hee Haw salutes Turbeville, South Carolina, population 804 - SAAAA-LUTE. And remember, Turbeville spelled backwards is "outrageous farking speed trap where they'll fine you $500 for having Massachusetts plates"
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Sat June 25, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
After realizing they were all getting a little too old for love in an elevator, Aerosmith have confirmed that they are breaking up after 46 years together
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Thu June 23, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
If robots had feelings, Solar Voyager would be the loneliest robot ship in the world
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Mon June 20, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
1 in 13 young adults consider suicide. The other 12 have never added up their college loans
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Get ready for FanKings.... or is it DraftDuel
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missing Massachusetts nightclub owner found 23 years later buried behind Rhode Island mill. It was one of those rare suicides followed by self-burial. So, move along, nothing to see here
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Mississippi named the least safe state in the country. The study was based on poverty, alcohol, and the number of people with a valid NRA membership
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez hires Casey Anthony attorney Jose Baez. Not sure if conjugal visits will cover legal fees again
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Toll bridge in Boston will swing both ways
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
The six godless, liberal New England states once again among most dangerous places to live in the U.S.. Just kidding...they're actually the safest. Where do they get their morality from?
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Foxboro won't allow Guns N Roses to break curfew, insisting that it's important for residents to have a peaceful SUH LUH LUH LUH LUH LEEP LEEP
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren delivers verbal beatdown on Trump that will surely twist the starched panties of Republicans ahead of the Massachusetts Democratic Convention
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Fri June 03, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Rhode Island firefighters called "terrorists" and compared to ISIS for putting an American flag on their firetruck
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Kid calls 911 after dad runs red light. Learning to drive ought to be a hoot
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson: Most Americans are libertarians, they just don't know it
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
High School Musical 4, or 'How I Fought the Law and the Law Won'
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Fri May 27, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google reveals people in Massachewtits, no Massachuses, wait, Massachoosets, well, anyway, they have to google to figure out how to spell their own state name
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Indian woman gives birth to the heaviest baby girl (15 pounds) in history. Hospital places bets to see if mother or child walks first
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Lynn Daily Item)
 
 
 
Is the Lynnway in Lynn, Massachusetts the ugliest street in America? Surely Farkers have pictures of uglier streets to share
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Sun May 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Massachusetts governor Bill Weld stands by his remarks comparing Donald Trump's immigrant plan to deport Muslims to that of Hitler's own plans. And he hopes it will make him the Libertarian Party's essential VP candidate
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Compassionate conservative televangelist Pat Robertson says drug addicts who "won't work or get treatment should be left to starve to death." Just like Jesus would want
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Another Beastie Boy dies for our right to party
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Former MA governor Weld (R) expected to become the Libertarian VP, thereby making a Johnson/Weld ticket a nationally viable alternative to Trump/Lackey and Clinton/whoever
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Wed May 18, 2016
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Chris Christie's sudden about face on Donald Trump becomes a bit more understandable as the Donald headlines a fundraiser to help Christie pay the legal bills the gov has racked up keeping his ass out of jail
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(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Police dash cam captures early morning fireball hurtling across New England
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Tue May 17, 2016
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Let's lay in the road and play dead to scare drivers. What could possibly go wrong?
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A list of the top five least popular governors. Yep he's there, and him and so is that other guy--in fact, all of Fark's favorites made the list
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Wed May 11, 2016
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Good guy with a gun stops bad guy with a knife at a Massachusetts shopping mall
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Mon May 09, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump calls Mitt Romney an ungrateful pathetic excuse for a human being, vows to have his programming updated when he becomes president
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Congressman says cancelling billions-over-budget rail project would make Washington not trust state to manage future transportation projects. Good?
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
I need help deciding what color to paint my hallway. Off-White? Egg-shell or Antique White?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Union tells Massachusetts' biggest hospital chain to increase union membership or it will force a ballot initiative to control health care costs
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
$500 worth of Bibles stolen from Christian store. Hopefully whoever took them gets to the part about the Eighth Commandment
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC sending a million condoms to Puerto Rico in Zika fight. Still unclear how they will get mosquitos to wear condoms
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Mon May 02, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Unlikely way to die: Riding a scooter in downtown Boston and being hit by a boat
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
If Congress passes HB 2031, "Swatting" will cost you 20 years in prison. Because misusing law enforcement agencies to cause accidental deaths is something Congress wants no one but Congress to do
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Wed April 27, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Uber's $100 million settlement of drivers' class-actions suits alleging violations of labor laws works out to about $25 per driver. But hey, at least you get to pay 20% more per ride as drivers, who get to rate you as a rider, can now ask for tips
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos gives talk on the University of Massachusetts campus on over-boarding political correctness...dressed like the love child of George Michael and David Hasselhoff
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The "NEVERTRUMP" movement ended as it began: quiet and stupid
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Newburyport News)
 
 
 
The "I drank a lot because the Patriots lost" defense will not get you out of a DUI. Even in Massachusetts
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders starts to lay down his last cards, name drops Elizabeth Warren as possible VP pick
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Apparently "Rob Ford" translated from the original Canadian to English becomes "Maine Governor Paul LePage"
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
They should make a movie about this one. Other than The Notebook. Heck just remake The Notebook
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
People, with or without alcohol, take Ambien and wake up to find themselves in a police station, with no memory of how they got there or where the walrus went
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts court asked to decide if Ambien defense to DUI also applies to non-Kennedys
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Wed April 20, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Patriots conspire with astrophysicist for a brief history of time. Roger Goodell to dock Patriots' 2017 first round pick, call it a Goodell Hole
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(Science Focus)
 
 
 
Here's how hard tooth enamel is compared to other dental choices
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The countries that love marijuana the most. Fark: The Netherlands and Jamaica aren't even in the top 15
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Mon April 18, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
A detailed breakdown of the Tsarnev brothers and what they did right after the Boston Marathon Bombing. And if you didn't guess "stop by the store to grab milk" you're already wrong
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Sappy and delicious headline of the day: Rescued calf becomes companion for blind cow who lost pig best friend
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Yo quiero black tar heroin
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Thu April 14, 2016
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
They're not booing you, sir. They're saying...uh... "Boo-ker"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Free markets require easy entry and exit of capital including labor, so why do so many states still allow non-competes?
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Massachusetts decides they want to be the Anti-North Carolina
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Tue April 12, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
New York is likely dropping its tampon tax because it was just not a good tax, period
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is not happy about that fake front page with fake stories about his not-fake ideas
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Sat April 09, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, a Boston Globe special edition will be set one year in the future and show the reality of a Donald Trump presidency
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What exactly is the public etiquette of wearing VR headsets in public? And, how do bystanders deal with these entitled boneheads?
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Civilized)
 
 
 
Refreshingly logical marijuana policy from Vermont's Governor, who happens to really dislike marijuana
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Christ, you're an asshole
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart sells T-shirts with University of Maryland logo superimposed on map of Massachusetts. Then it gets weird
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Throwing bottles at cars, speeding with loaded handguns, loaded magazines, pepper spray, survival knives, nunchucks, brass knuckles, body armor, and handcuffs does not go over well in Massachusetts, where cars are the deadly weapon of choice
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Sat April 02, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hawaii has the lowest resting heart rate in the country. At least until the people vacationing there get their hotel, restaurant and bar bill for the week
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Upcoming Fallout 4 DLC will add vehicles and over 1000 miles of freeway so you can finally live out your Mad Max fantasies
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Telegram)
 
 
 
If you want to sell pot in Worcester, Massachusetts, you have to give the city a share of the revenue. Gross, not net
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Rhode Island pulls tourism video because Reykjavik is not within the state boundaries
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