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Fri December 15, 2017
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Study shows ketamine relieves suicidal thoughts, increases urge to make love to the giant marshmallow outside your RV
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Hot chocolate - what's your favourite? Home made or local chain? Shot of brandy? Disgusting marshmallows on top?
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Saturn didn't get its rings until late in its existence, so there may still be hope for some of you
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Tue December 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marshall Faulk suspended over sex allegations, his contributions during WWI forgotten
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Republican President promises to send Americans back to the moon. This is not a repeat from 1989 or 2004
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hunga Tonga Hunga Ha'apai is the world's youngest island and might hold clues on where to look for life on Mars. So it's got that going for it, which is nice
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Scientist patents a design for a spacesuit with a "Take Me Home" button to rescue astronauts. Let the gravity of that sink in
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
NASA failed to notice a Chrysler-sized asteroid that could've flattened NYC. The distance between the asteroid and the planet was just a third of the distance between the moon and Earth
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Fri December 08, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you happen to find the perpetrator of one of the largest Ponzi schemes in U.S. history, the Federal Bureau of Prisons and U.S. Marshals Service would appreciate a note about where he might be. And yes, they already know where the White House is
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
CIA officer who broke the story about child sex slaves on Mars now says Hillary was going to legalize Roy Moore
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Guy named Waring finds proof of alien war on the planet named after the god of war. Who sings "Low Rider" again? Oh, yeah. War
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Where's my illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator? Ah, screw it; I'll just use a cannon"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How will humanity react to alien life? Psychologists have some predictions. Black lights and Jackson pollack paintings curiously absent in the analysis
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Super Moon rises tonight. But don't worry if you miss it. You'll have two more chances next month
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
What will the rich do with all that extra tax cut cash? Elon Musk plans on launching a luxury automobile to Mars
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Spaceflight Insider)
 
 
 
NASA announces new reality show: "Pimp My Rover"
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump endorses publication that claims NASA runs child-labor colony on Mars, Hitler is still alive, and the Pope uses magic to control the world. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the President of the United States of America
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders to unveil a "Marshall Plan" for Puerto Rico. "I'm Eric" on board as long as he gets to execute the Puerto Rican war criminals
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(People can barley hear you in space)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Help Budweiser make their Mars Mission Patch even better
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Mon November 27, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Looks like Marshal Dillon will have to leave his six-shooter back at the condo when he goes clubbing on Miami Beach
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
NASA needs help naming tiny world on edge of solar system. Quick, put on your tiny thinking caps and start pitching
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Wed November 22, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Corporation with big plans for any water found on Mars sending experiment to International Space Station on next resupply mission. Fark: It's Budweiser, and you better believe they have a mission patch
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
NASA is getting medieval on space exploration and adding chain mail to the tires of the Mars rovers
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It seems there isn't flowing water on Mars, just sand and dust. Which is good news for the denizens of Bowie Base One
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Mon November 20, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch finally stands for national anthem and people are still upset. These guys just can't win
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Need to know which of the 3,700 distant worlds are most likely to support life? Check the new Periodic Table of Exoplanets
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Pluto is way cooler than it should be, and now we might know why. Also, it is too a planet and Neil deGrasse Tyson can kiss my... um, so now we know why it's so cold
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What does the astonishing and heroic win of Danica Roem, America's first openly transgender legislator, over self-styled "First Homophobe" Bob Marshall in Virginia mean? We need *more* unrestricted money coming into campaigns, not less
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(BBC)
 
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The Flat Earth Convention 2017 showcases robust theories such as the "gut feeling" theory and the irrefutable "I went to the beach and held a straight edge up to the horizon" theory
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA to launch two satellites with charging lasers to revolutionise your internet speed ...from orbit (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Some Potato Guy)
 
 
 
NASA recreated Mars on top of a volcano and isolated six people there for eight months. Here's a first-hand report on what it was like to be one of the six
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Russian man who says he was born on Mars claims the Sphinx can be unlocked by a device behind the structure's ear
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Mars 2020 rover to offer incredible views of Red Planet, despite lacking star power of Val Kilmer and Carrie-Anne Moss
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking states that humanity has only about 600 years left before the Earth is turned into a sizzling fireball, says bring good steaks and marshmallows to the party
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Fri November 03, 2017
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Hot "Full Beaver Moon" pictures nowhere near as sophomoric as you hoped
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Hitler is alive, reports . . . . well, just guess who would report that Hilter is alive 128 years after he was born
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Tue October 31, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Astros manager AJ Hinch denies hotel barfight with Dodgers fans after last L.A. game, would-be marshmallow salesmen can uphold SoCal baseball tradition with nightcap at the Langham Tap Room
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Mon October 30, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Lieutenant Dan Taylor Named 2018 Rose Parade grand marshal. Good thing he got new legs
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Phobos, one of the moons of Mars, has an electrical charge, something that could help future cosmonauts
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, J'onn gets his ass to Mars as James struggles to keep explaining Kara's absences. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Eclipse seeks out an old friend as Polaris discovers a new prison game. (9ET FOX)
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
NASA just discovered a huge, twisted magnetic tail hidden behind Mars. Reaction from the science community is strongly positive
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch goes full Beast Mode on a referee
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kangaroo boxing match captured on infrared video. It's the X-Games for marsupials
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Uranus will be remarkable this weekend
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The skies of England have turned red with ash and dust. Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People mysteriously missing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In South Africa, they love them some flavored milk -- bubblegum flavored, marshmallow flavored, limited-edition 'Caramelfie' flavored, you name it. Is this a sign of the end times, or just more Southern Hemisphere upside-down weirdness?
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Thu October 12, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Video game at NASA's visitor center teaches players bad math, improper English, and completely wrong concepts about spaceflight
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Wed October 11, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Dwarf Ring of Power discovered. Four to go
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists want to alter the DNA of Mars astronauts in the 2030s to protect them from cancerous space radiation. WERNSTROM
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Marshall Lucky here for New Deal Used Planes. Here's a Gulf Stream V, 2012. It's loaded. It's got air conditioning. It's got whitewall radial tires. It's got power steering, power brakes, power seats, power windows. And a price that is just too high
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon is concerned that Space X's plans to colonize Mars could end badly for the native Martians
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Dinosaur Dracula)
 
 
 
Would YOU eat fruit snacks from 1991? Even if they were shaped like Slimer and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Uber-Conservative GOP rep. Marsha Blackburn is described as a "knuckle-dragging wingnut" as she kicks off her bid for a Tennessee senate seat. SELF-described, that is
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The best space travel-themed comedies. Come for 'Spaceballs', stay for 'Mars Attacks'
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Explosive bursts of methane followed by liquid make Subby question the sanity of a Mars mission
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Water ice may be hiding under the soil of Mars along its equator. Nobody knows how it got there, but maybe aliens
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Tue October 03, 2017
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Don't feel like traveling all the way to Norway to watch the aurora borealis? Well, you can just grab a telescope, sit in your back yard and watch the aurora on Mars instead
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Sad that Cassini's mission is over? There are plenty of upcoming missions to get excited about
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Oakland Raiders running back Marshawn Lynch wears a shirt that says what a lot of us are thinking
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Sun October 01, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Reporter wants people to know dust devils are not tornadoes, will not clean your house
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Giant lava tubes could be used as hidden sites for future human habitats on the Moon and Mars, assuming we don't awaken what lives within
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon looks to 2024 for first Mars mission, assuming the construction of his secret solar-powered volcanic island underground lair continues on schedule. But if the wooly avian raptors get out of their cryo-stasis fields again, all bets are off
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Elon Musk details his plan for colonizing Mars. Show begins at 12:30 AM ET
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Lesbian women on Mars
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Mon September 25, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
VP Pence to visit NASA Marshall Space Flight Center on Monday. Hopefully they'll translate the "Do Not Touch" signs into Aramaic this time
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
One of the problems of going to Mars is radiation. That's the bad news. The good news is the haut form-fitting radiation shielding female astronauts get to wear. "Git ur ass 2 mars", indeed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The scariest part of the most recent polling is that one out of three Americans consider a preemptive nuclear strike against North Korea a good idea. Is it too late to emigrate somewhere safer...like Mars?
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Fri September 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA's OSIRIS-REx to slingshot around Earth in pursuit of asteroid. Expected to wind up in 1968 to stop launch of nuclear missile with aid of agent Gary Seven any moment now
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Thu September 21, 2017
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Fireball spotted over Alabama, in many glasses Tuesday night
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
A new year, a new group of dumbass fans confuse Giants WR Brandon Marshall with Broncos LB Brandon Marshall. Difficulty: LB's Twitter handle has his number in it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mars research crew emerges after eight months in isolation; reads news, asks to be returned to isolation
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Mon September 18, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch's sideline dancing "demoralized" Jets. As if the fact that they play for the Jets wasn't demoralizing enough already
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Disclose.tv)
 
 
 
It was aliens
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Saturn Cassini probe's last words: LEROOOOOY JENKINS
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch fined $12,000 for telling everyone he is number one
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
"Please state the nature of the musical absurdity"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Red Rush is a new drama to be set in the 22nd century: Mars is the new Wild West luring those in search of wealth and freedom to its inhospitable surface. You probably wish you could've been a firefly on the wall when they were discussing this fresh concept
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX uploads a blooper video shows how NOT to land a rocket. "It's not a crash. It's a rapid, unscheduled disassembly"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Flynn pitched new "Marshall Plan" to Trump. The plan would provide massive funding to: A) rebuild war torn Iraq, B) rebuild war torn Libya, C) build a bunch of nuclear power plants across the Middle East
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Much like subby's socks, Mars has a porous crust
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Get a load of this guy. He thinks he can be leader of the world. Why would he think that? Hahahaha... wait
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