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Headlines matching 'Mars'
Thu March 11, 2010
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(Comedy Central) Amusing If Randy Marsh is your favorite South Park character, then you are going to love this deleted scene(Not safe for work language)  (ccinsider.comedycentral.com) (64)

Wed March 10, 2010
(TMZ) Scary Kristin Chenoweth auditions for Mars Attacks 2  (tmz.com) (58)

Thu February 18, 2010
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Random dude on plane uses the "I'm an air marshall" pick up line on Kim Kardashian  (huffingtonpost.com) (40)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Can of cola has sparked a diplomatic row between the tiny western Pacific nation of the Marshall Islands and the United States  (dailytelegraph.com.au) (82)

Tue February 16, 2010
(ABC News) Followup Neighbors, armchair psychiatrists have field day with Alabama university shooter. "I believe men are from Mars and women are from Venus, but some women are from Mars"  (abcnews.go.com) (56)

Sun February 14, 2010
(Telegraph) Strange Restaurant that serves Parmesan marshmallows and lambs brains is about to close. Shocking  (telegraph.co.uk) (43)
(Washington Post) Sad RIP U.S. manned spaceflight, 1962-2010. "The whole Mars project as substitute for the moon is simply a ruse."  (washingtonpost.com) (399)

Fri February 12, 2010
(The Morning Call) Scary Woman injured after getting hit by a cinder truck. Why couldn't it have been something softer like a pillow truck or a marshmallow truck?  T-Shirt  (mcall.com) (30)

Wed February 10, 2010
(Houston Chronicle) Cool Obama: No more money for the moon. NASA: Fine, we'll just go to Mars then. Your move Mr. Not-Kennedy  (chron.com) (153)

Tue February 09, 2010
(Some Guy) Cool 21 best pictures of Mars you'll see today. Marvin the Martian sold seperately  (presidiacreative.com) (33)

Fri February 05, 2010
(My Fox DC) Scary A domestic violence and anger management counselor gets mad. FARK: And pulls a gun on two men. Bonus: Who turn out to be federal marshals  (myfoxdc.com) (57)
(Contact Music) Obvious 30 Seconds to Mars forced to cancel the premiere of their new documentary after a bomb scare. Apparently, someone realized just how bad the movie was  (contactmusic.com) (17)

Wed February 03, 2010
(Press-Enterprise) Strange Just because you have a t-shirt that says "US Marshal" and a Fu Manchu mustache doesn't mean you can go around deporting people. Oh, and take off your fake badge and gun when you go to the police department for questioning  (pe.com) (71)

Fri January 29, 2010
(NPR) Unlikely "Wal-Mart" of weed opens in Oakland. Time to get the chips, Haagen Dazs, popcorn, chocolate, graham crackers with the marshmallows--the little marshmallows, beef jerky, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch, and two pizzas. Yeah  (npr.org) (42)

Tue January 26, 2010
(MSNBC) Sad The Mars Rover is now a paperweight  (cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com) (175)

Mon January 25, 2010
(Space) Interesting Rover's rock discovery gives scientists a view of Mars' interior. Scientitsts hopeful rock can do the same for Uranus  (space.com) (18)

Mon January 11, 2010
(Discover) Cool What do you call an avalanche on Mars? How about farkin' awesome  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (34)

Thu January 07, 2010
(CBC) Cool Conventional rocket to Mars: 18 months. Radio-plasma rocket to Mars: 40 days  (cbc.ca) (126)
(Wikipedia) Photoshop In honor of the plucky Mars rovers' 7th year on the Red Planet, photoshop these rover tracks  (en.wikipedia.org) (106)

Tue January 05, 2010
(Some Guy) Cool Ancient lake-beds discovered on Mars. Ancient Loch-Ness monster soon to follow  (spacefellowship.com) (20)

Mon January 04, 2010
(Fox News) News Two Federal marshalls shot in Las Vegas Federal building. So, let's all quickly jump to conclusions and blame someone we don't like  (foxnews.com) (545)

Sun January 03, 2010
(The Register) Cool Today marks the sixth anniversary of the landing of the Spirit rover on Mars, proving that NASA cannot even get a simple 90-day mission done on time  T-Shirt  (theregister.co.uk) (27)

Fri January 01, 2010
(Planetary Society) Sad Mars might finally have the upper hand against the rover Spirit as it seems that it will die next winter unable to get its solar panels pointed at the Sun. This makes Marvin the Martian very happy indeed  (planetary.org) (52)

Sat December 26, 2009
(ESPN) Spiffy Ohio vs Marshall, Pitt vs UNC, and BC vs USC. Today's college football thread  (espn.go.com) (306)

Wed December 23, 2009
(Discover) Cool Just some clouds forming on volcanoes... on Mars. From 74 million miles away. With a small telescope. And did I mention it was animated?  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (28)

Sun December 13, 2009
(670 The Score) Hero The guy who replaced Jay Cutler throws Brandon Marshall an NFL record 21 complete passes  (670thescore.stats.com) (63)

Fri December 04, 2009
(YouTube) Video Getting the lead role in an upcoming film is easy, just have a bear eat a marshmallow from your mouth  (youtube.com) (25)

Thu December 03, 2009
(Some Guy) Spiffy The worst sci-fi movies of the decade, including "Red Planet" and "Mission to Mars." "This is why we shouldn't go to Mars: It makes people stupid"  (blogs.amctv.com) (218)

Wed December 02, 2009
(Yahoo) Interesting Super sized earthlike planets out there may be better at harboring life than our earth. Or not. We are totally guessing here  (news.yahoo.com) (59)

Tue December 01, 2009
(Telegraph) Cool Not only are scientists certain the fossilized bacteria came from Mars, they strongly believe life still exists there today  (telegraph.co.uk) (153)

Mon November 30, 2009
(Discover) Cool Titan's lakes don't migrate with the seasons. But you stopped reading this headline after the first three letters  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (29)

Sun November 29, 2009
(Houston Chronicle) Interesting Reasearch scientists warming to African rats that never seem to get cancer, are acid resistant, and live ten times as long as most common 'Old World' rats. Still no cure for the icky-ick-ick ooo-ooo-oos  (chron.com) (40)

Sat November 28, 2009
(London Times) Cool "Cross a seahorse with the starship Enterprise and you get the SeaOrbiter - the world's first vertical ship, which drifts through the sea allowing man a closer view of the ocean"  (timesonline.co.uk) (41)

Fri November 27, 2009
(London Times) Cool NASA: Evidence of life on Mars  (timesonline.co.uk) (333)

Mon November 16, 2009
(CNN) Cool NASA official says Mars will be shooting Leonids at us. Or something like that  (cnn.com) (51)

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