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Headlines matching 'Mars'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(MSNBC) Cool Jobless claims fall to a 4 year low on news that Obama will soon begin pelting the unemployed with marshmallows   (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (169)


Wed February 08, 2012
(YouTube) Cool President Obama helps launch a marshmallow across the State Dining Room. SCIENCE  (youtube.com) (131)
(ABC) Video Air Marshals gone wild--what really goes on behind the scenes  (abcnews.go.com) (51)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Yahoo) Caption Caption the President getting tough with a marshmallow cannon  (news.yahoo.com) (83)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Short List) Cool The 10 best director's cuts. List is incomplete until Garry Marshall's four hour redux of New Year's Eve is released  (shortlist.com) (171)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Some Foodie) Obvious Seven top food trends for 2012: offal, foraged ingredients, marshmallows, macarons, gluten-free everything, off-grid food trucks, and restaurant gardens  (blogs.vancouversun.com) (109)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Telegraph) Cool Last July, a piece of Mars fell on Morocco  (telegraph.co.uk) (14)
(Fox News) Scary Charter jet carrying the Detroit Pistons sends out a distress call, GM Joe Dumars considers the same action for the season  (foxnews.com) (25)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary If you would like a Russian Mars probe, this weekend could be your unlucky day  (news.yahoo.com) (25)


Thu January 12, 2012
(The New York Times) Sad The latest simple snack to be ruined by foodie hipsters: the marshmallow   (tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com) (197)


Sat January 07, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Good God...David Bowie is 65??? Here he is with his Spiders From Mars on the BBC from 1973...LIVE and not seen in 39 years...The Jean Genie  (youtube.com) (50)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Some non-movie going Guy) Obvious Movie attendance hits 16-year low in 2011. Makers of 'Mars Needs Moms', 'The Beaver', and 'Arthur' forced to buy medium-sized jacuzzi for new vacation homes in Tahiti instead. The horror  (austin.culturemap.com) (116)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Wired) Followup "Officially, the White House says Obama never went to Mars"  (wired.com) (129)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup Best Korea names Kim Jong-un Supreme Commander, Emperor of Mars, and Grand Poobah of the Water Buffalo  (news.yahoo.com) (80)
(Some Guy) Obvious Barack Obama traveled to Mars twice in the 1980s  (exopolitics.blogs.com) (202)


Thu December 29, 2011
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Sad Marshall Ward, Navy commander during Cuban Missile Crisis, dead at 89. He is perhaps best known for piloting his ship 100 yards away from a Soviet vessel to inspect its cargo at the height of the standoff  (signonsandiego.com) (43)
(Yahoo) Amusing Stay Puft Marshmallow Man hailed as, 'Supreme Leader." All I wanna know is, who cuts his hair?  (news.yahoo.com) (43)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing The Huffington Post lifts a glass to Fark for directing their attention to a story about someone who enjoyed marshmallow vodka a bit too much  (huffingtonpost.com) (0)
(Chicago Tribune) Amusing Burglar blames his actions on Marshmallow Vodka. Wait a minute, they have Marshmallow Vodka now? I bet it tastes like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man after a three day bender  (chicagotribune.com) (80)


Mon December 19, 2011
(io9) Unlikely How we will terraform Mars  (io9.com) (99)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Scary Newt Gingrich says as President he would abide by "small government" values. Just kidding, he says he would send US Marshals to arrest any judge whose decision he disagrees with under charges of treason against America  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (475)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Yahoo) Misc Russia's failed Phobos-Grunt Mars probe, which failed to reach orbit, will fall to Earth sometime in early January. Where will it land? No one knows. When will it land? No one knows. Will it kill you? YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD. DO NOT PANIC  (news.yahoo.com) (30)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Fox News) Interesting NASA Rover finds strong evidence of water on Mars; "This is the single most powerful piece of evidence for liquid water at Mars that has been discovered by the Opportunity rover"  (foxnews.com) (55)


Mon December 05, 2011
(truTV) Scary Maybe the reason the Russian Mars probe wasn't designed well for space travel is that it wasn't actually designed for space travel  (blog.trutv.com) (53)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Discover) Sad European Space Agency gives up on Russian Mars probe, doesn't give a Phobos grunt  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (22)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Discovery) Followup Stranded Russian Mars probe falls silent. This is a repeat, tovarisch  (news.discovery.com) (38)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Discover) Cool Launch of Mars probe Curiosity, with 10 times scientific payload of its predecessors, set for 10:02 AM Saturday  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (88)


Wed November 23, 2011
(BBC) Amusing Even if she lives to be 110 years old; even if she discovers a cure for cancer; even if she is the first human to set foot on Mars, one photo will follow this young woman to the grave  (bbc.co.uk) (154)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Space) Obvious "Why is it so hard to go to Mars?" I would like to have a serious discussion about that, but right now the Kardashians are on, followed by Dancing with the Stars  (space.com) (89)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Daily Mail) Scary Russia's dreams of Mars end. Luckily, their crippled, toxic fuel-filled probe that's plummeting back to earth should have enough memories for us all  (dailymail.co.uk) (42)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Canoe) Cool Canadian X-ray to get its ass to Mars  (cnews.canoe.ca) (5)
(Yahoo) Fail Russian probe to Mars comes up 47,399,950 miles short  (news.yahoo.com) (83)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting Russian officials are about to open up the hatch to a windowless cell that's been sealed for 520-days as part of a simulaton to Mars. How much you wanna bet all they find the crew all dead and a slug-like alien crawling around inside?  (mnn.com) (76)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Scientific American) Cool An interactive map showing where we left our crap on Mars  (scientificamerican.com) (16)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Science Daily) Obvious Scientists record dream content for first time, find of course that you're at a meeting and you forgot to wear your pants and the boss is asking you to go to lunch and already the marshmallow spider monkeys are laughing at you  (sciencedaily.com) (42)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Glendale News Press) Dumbass L.A.'s "Love Ride" Grand Marshall Jay Leno joked about the fundraiser's untarnished safety record, and his desire to see "somebody go down". Guess what happened for the first time in the ride's 28 year history?  (glendalenewspress.com) (103)


Mon October 24, 2011
(SeattlePI) Stupid Step one: Inform federal marshals that your Sovereign Citizen movement intends to arrest local mayors. Resulting arrests and investigation means we never get to find out what steps two or three are  (seattlepi.com) (76)


Wed October 19, 2011
(ESPN) Spiffy AC Milan v. BATE, Chelsea v. Genk, Olympiakos v. Dortmund, Barcelona v. Viktoria Plzen, Marseille v. Arsenal, and some other games. It's your special midweek Champions League thread  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (23)
(Wired) Photoshop Photoshop Theme: Just in time for Halloween, Photoshop something supernatural. Link goes to inspiration  (wired.com) (38)


Tue October 18, 2011
(BBC) Misc Man City v Villarreal, Lille v Inter, Napoli v Bayern, Real v Lyon, Marseille v Arsenal and more. Your Champions League matchday 3 is here  (news.bbc.co.uk) (24)


Thu October 13, 2011
(io9) Amusing CNN reports Blackberry outage has also spread to Melmac, Mars, and possibly even Gallifrey  (io9.com) (41)


Wed October 12, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Cool Watch Mars Rover Opportunity's three-year-long journey in less than three minutes   (idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com) (30)

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