Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
219 headlines found matching 'Marco Rubio'
Mon May 02, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rubio hasn't endorsed Cruz because in case Trump wins, he's covering his ass
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat April 30, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bless his heart, Marco Rubio wants a place in Trump's cabinet
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri April 29, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now that he's no longer running for president anymore, Marco Rubio decides to start doing his day job and lifts his senatorial hold that was blocking confirmation of Obama's ambassador to Mexico
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump, Cruz, Clinton, Sanders, and that other guy all have one thing in common: Their speeches suck
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue April 26, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Once again, Samantha Bee proves she should have been given The Daily Show with her epic takedown of Kasich and Cruz's attempt to reinvent a form of math to help them win
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue April 19, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
10-year-old genius picks Trump to win, Google to fall, girls to keep being icky
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri April 15, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Florida prosecutor insists that he dropped assault charges against Trump's campaign manager based "purely on the facts," including facts like, whoa, Trump's got a lot of money and, holy shiat, his supporters are farking nutjobs
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu April 14, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
GOP delegate Curly says that, come convention time, it doesn't matter how many delegates each candidate has in order to win the nomination, nyuuck nyuuck nyuuck nyuuck nyuuck
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cruz and Trump to harvest delegates from the corpse of Rubio's campaign, marking the first time anyone has benefited from Marco Rubio
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu April 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNNsplaining a contested convention
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed April 06, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cut ties with Church of Scientology: ✓. Remove references of support for same sex marriage:✓. Delete information about political contributions made to Democratic candidates: ✓. GOP candidacy for senate seat ready for liftoff
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri April 01, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio might be seen at the Miami Dolphin's home games, but he isn't going to be paid to be there
source: dailydolphin.blog.palmbeachpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Just in time for the 2016 election season, The Daily Show has become a boring, bland shadow of its former self
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu March 31, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Rhode Island pulls tourism video because Reykjavik is not within the state boundaries
source: bigstory.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed March 30, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Here's how much money sports team owners are giving to the 2016 candidates
source: theweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Defeated ventriloquist dummy Marco Rubio is not releasing his delegates for fear he might help Trump win
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue March 29, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Poor John Kasich, it's like Al Qaeda doesn't even know he exists
source: news.vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Gullible Glenn Beck swallows Ted Cruz affair allegations hook, line and sinker, says he'll drop him like a hot potato if true
source: hotair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sixteen Republican senators - over 25 percent of the GOP caucus - now say they will meet with Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland. Supposedly because they don't want to appear to be obstructionist. Or rude. Or.....Republicans
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon March 28, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
The rebellion of Ted Cruz is as much a sham as Donald Trump's entire campaign
source: theweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
1990 movie "Flatliners" finally gets a reboot
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri March 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
If Trump gets 1237 delegates, he wins. But what if he gets 1337 delegates?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu March 24, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Olbermann says to stop worrying about a President Trump. He needs to win 70% of the white guy vote to win the election. "I believe the last time anybody did that well in votes by White Guys was when only White Guys had votes"
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue March 22, 2016
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Trump supporter attempts to make America great again by writing long-winded article about being civil in politics again. Subby polishes a tomato
source: thefederalist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Time Magazine would like you to know there is Clinton-Trump fanfic. A lot of it
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon March 21, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Like water from a bottle, a fool and his money are soon parted
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat March 19, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio: What the hell happened?
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri March 18, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
"And now here's Al Roker with the weather in Hell. Al?" "Well, Matt, we can see that temperatures in Satan's domain have reached -30"
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A Cruz-Rubio "unity" ticket proves that Donald Trump is the biggest gift to the Democrats since Watergate
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Analysis of the Rubio failure? His overconfident campaign team refused to invest. Voters returned the favor
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The latest Ted Cruz conspiracy theory is that he is secretly the lead singer of Christian heavy-metal band Stryper
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu March 17, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rubio declines a further career in politics, says he wants to spend more time with his bottle of water
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Which is more powerful - monied propaganda or white nationalism? Let's find out
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Linguists say Donald Trump 'uses language typical of children aged 11 and under'
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
New study says that Donald Trump has received $2 billion worth of free media coverage. Which means he's running his campaigns like all his businesses, becoming successful by using other people's money
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed March 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Haley, still orbiting the Republican race, comets... uh, commits to Cruz after supporting Rubio, still avoiding the flaming gas orb frontrunner
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The danger of bringing a random Donald Trump supporter onto your television program is that you won't know until it's too late that he's a crazed birther who will rant about the eligibility of Cruz, Rubio, and Obama
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump dismisses ad showing Trump's typical opinions of women, saying it's "sour grapes". All those chicky-babes just wanted a piece of ole Donald and they couldn't have him
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue March 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ides of March primary follow-up thread. Now hopefully lag-free and definitely Rubio-free
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rubiobot blue screens
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Because the US presidential campaign is a cartoon, Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, has turned the candidates into Pokémon
source: en.rocketnews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538's Republican primary preview: Kasich's last stand
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
Florida man... Well, you probably already know how it ends. Or do you?
source: economist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The Rolling Stones song "Ruby Tuesday" to be played later tonight as Marco Rubio says goodbye to his campaign
source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Drudge Report: Only Good Trump News Is Fit To Print
source: investors.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon March 14, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Millennials explain a contested convention: "Imagine trying to decide where to eat with 10 of your friends"
source: mashable.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Say, where did these Trump lunatics come from?
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember the big deal the GOP made in 2012 about the 47% of Americans who didn't pay federal income tax? This year, The three GOP front-runners' tax plans would push that number to between 56-and 66% while only Sanders' plan would add taxpayers
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico fact-checks a week of Trump's comments and the results are pretty much what you'd expect. Of course his fans will find it tl;dr
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri March 11, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
This week Jeb met with the three GOP candidates who aren't Trump. Now Cruz is divesting from FL, leaving it for Rubio; Rubio is telling voters to go for Kasich in OH; Cruz is focusing on NC, MO and IL
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio is so certain he has the legs to remain in the race that he asks his supporter to vote for Kasich
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
11 moments from last night for those of us who just can't stomach watching two brain-damaged cats, a robot cat and an old grumpy cat, knife fight in a dumpster fire as it careens off a cliff anymore
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Virgin Islands hold caucus, remain uncommitted (link updated)
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guantanamo, where people were illegally detained, tortured and stripped of all human dignity. Cruz/Rubio:"Why not keep it for (alleged) ISIS fighters?"
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida could become Puerto Rico II for Marco Rubio next Tuesday
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sleepy endorses Grumpy, to the dismay of Dopey
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu March 10, 2016
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Barack "It's Never My Fault" Obama once again passes the buck to the Republicans for the responsibility of the crackup of their party
source: northjersey.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
New super-PAC sponsored attack ad features a former "Trump University" salesman saying he was "ashamed" to have worked there. But since he used to work at a scam outfit like Trump U, you know he'd say pretty much anything for a buck
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is either too incompetent to pull off voter fraud, or he's a sly chessmaster thinking five moves ahead
source: bipartisanreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio is like that dorky kid in high school whose friends convinced him he'd make a good class president but the rich kid and the dumb jock were getting all the attention, and the dorky kid kept campaigning because his ego was too fragile
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio holds "massive rally" on his home turf to re-energize his campaign. Ten people showed up
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed March 09, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
With gay marriage increasingly supported by young Republicans, the GOP has developed a new dog whistle
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump is ruining the GOP's image, which is like saying the Unabomber ruined the image of reclusive, mail bombing terrorists
source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina gives Ted Cruz's campaign that 'HP magic.' Is it possible for a presidential campaign to declare bankruptcy?
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio is always the bridesmaid
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Museum offers to display a replica of Donald Trump's penis, despite being short-handed
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP establishment is starting to accept Cruz. 'Ted is the only possibility to stop Trump'
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rogue staffer from Cruz campaign sends out email in the State of ____ falsely claiming that rival candidate ___ _____ was about to drop out of the race
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue March 08, 2016
(National Journal)
 
 
 
"President Obama didn't face any real resistance in Congress to start his presidency... he never needed to work with the opposition beyond window-dressing. That set the stage for the polarization to come" Then it gets dumb
source: nationaljournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(GQ)
 
 
 
Trump is making state governors "powerless." Depending on what state you live in, this may be a good thing
source: gq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If Rubio loses in Florida, it just means that Trump is inevitable
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Paper Magazine)
 
 
 
Take this Presidential Pole Poll to vote for which candidate has the biggest Executive Branch (Not safe for work)
source: papermag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blood for the blood god. Skulls for the skull throne
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Come to the GOP primary in Ohio. Vote early and vote often
source: cincinnati.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon March 07, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Old-timey ads for new products
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
To this day, the creators of Spy Magazine still get magazine clippings from Trump, with his hands circled in gold Sharpie, titled "See, not so short." Carter, now Vanity Fair Editor: "I'm sure he wants to just kill me - with those little hands"
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How the Rubiot went on the fritz an-*sparks* DESTROY DESTROY
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
More and more it's looking like the Republicans must choose "between a narcissistic billionaire who keeps saying awful things and a narcissistic senator who keeps doing awful things"
source: aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun March 06, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Donald has attacked every person of color - except John Boehner." RELEASE THE BIDEN
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
George Takei just perfectly sums up Donald Trump's interview technique. OH MY
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This Christmas, everyone's gonna want a Li'l Marco Doll - complete with chair and other fun accessories. Preorder now to avoid disappointment this December
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri March 04, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
So what's the response here to Romney? "He can kiss my ass," says 89-year-old
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
For anyone who still cares what Joe the Plumber thinks, he's supporting Trump because "His wife is a model"
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump decides that CPAC isn't classy enough for him
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Romney promises to do everything he can to stop Trump, so long as it doesn't violate the three laws of robotics
source: today.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The GOP last night "committed suicide on national television"
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The eleven most important moments of the GOP debate. Thank God Trump's penis reference isn't on the list--oh, wait. Never mind
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Another sad fact of the Republican Party being divided: The presidential election is wrecking the conservative dating scene because everyone's underwear is twisted tight
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio basically admitted last night that they'd pull a Chris Christie if Donald Trump won, which means that their attacks on him now are utterly worthless and we might as well just go straight to the brokered convention
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
MIT Postdoc creates eerily accurate Drumpf bot. Looks like the Donald has found his running mate
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu March 03, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
With no fruit salad, the final four candidates are comic relief. Will Megyn Kelly intimidate Trump? Will Rubiot have updated pre-programmed zingers? Will Kasich be acknowledged? It's your 11th GOP Debate Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Fox News
source: nymag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
Learn how all the candidates stand on animal rights issues. It's not great for the GOP. Bonus pics of Cruz's kids doing the Christie hostage face
source: barkpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News says there's "no credence" to reports that they've quit on Marco Rubio, says they're just revivals of fictitious rumors meant to muddy the waters
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The many ways both Clinton and Trump could utterly blow the primary
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Obsolete Romneybot 2012 encounters Stack Overflow Error in trump.vbs
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Fox News stops pretending to like Marco Rubio
source: nymag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed March 02, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity goes on a tirade after a Marco Rubio staffer addresses him by his full and proper name
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Despite all the cliams that Donald Trump is "dividing the Republican party" an analysis of the Super Tuesday voting results show that the party is actually remarkably united--just behind an incredibly divisive candidate
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"The condemnations of Trump have been a nonstop clamor, a roar that's drowned out all other political coverage. But Republican primary voters just don't give a shiat"
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue March 01, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Mike Rounds (R-eally StupiD): Even if Trump was serious about the KKK, he's still a better choice than the Democrats
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Anticipating Super Tuesday humiliation, Team Rubio scrapes the bottom of the expectation-lowering barrel: "They said their convention strategy was not contingent on winning any states"
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Georgia Democrats: How come we were given Republican ballots? And why does the system say we already voted when we didn't? Elections officials: Your fault, you trusted us. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will the GOP dumpf Drumpf? Will the Dems Bern Hilldog? Follow live as Super Tuesday polls begin closing at 7pm ET
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"It's scary. I think what he'll do to the Republican Party is really make us question who we are and what we're about. And that's something we don't want to see happen." -Gov. Nikki Haley (R-SC)
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 Super Tuesday Super Guide - Republican Edition
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A vote for Bernie Sanders is a vote for Donald Trump and a war with Iran. I have heard this before but I just cannot remember where from
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The GOP establishment is upset Donald Trump stole their hate machine
source: politicususa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Supporting a presidential candidate other than the ones on the company payroll? That's a firing
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon February 29, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio is fighting hard for second place. Or, as it's known everyone else, "first loser"
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Rubio: "Fark it, nothing else has worked, so I'll just tell them he has a tiny dick"
source: realclearpolitics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio's campaign is nothing more than a bad game of Quidditch
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun February 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio releases summaries of his last five years of tax filings, gives Donald Trump 1,040 reasons for him to release his
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat February 27, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Robotio calculates 23% plus 1% is greater than 46%, may need new math subprocessor
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri February 26, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why do all the attacks on Donald Trump's empty rhetoric fail? Because his empty-headed supporters don't understand what words like "rhetoric" mean
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The six biggest takeaways from Thursday's GOP debate. Though no one is addressing how Rubiot's new programming is working
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio claims the GOP is the party of diversity, not the Democratic party. THAT'S THE JOKE
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's cute how the foreign media thinks Rubio and Cruz's attacks on Trump will actually work
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Taking a page directly from the single page Cruz Playbook: Trump tells everyone that his strong Christian faith is directly responsible for his current audit by the IRS
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu February 25, 2016
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Canada starts preparing for the worst: "How bad could a President Trump really be?"
source: macleans.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Those hippy, liberal social justice warriors at The Nation magazine want to go nuclear to stop Trump. Wait, did I say The Nation? I meant The National Review. Oops
source: nationalreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed February 24, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney: "Trump should just release his taxes. You know, like I did." "Didn't you just release one year that was heavily redacted and subject to refiling?" "SMOKE BOMB"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It's almost like "Latinos" aren't all the same
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio Super PAC gets serious about his presidential campaign, says he is the Harry Potter to Donald Trump's Voldemort
source: crooksandliars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump disses Cruz: "He is like a baby compared to some of the people I have to deal with. He is like a little baby: soft, weak, little baby by comparison." Yo mama jokes in 3, 2, 1
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
This is fine. I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently. That's okay. Things are going to be okay
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue February 23, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will Nevada voters say no dice to Donald Trump? Will it be a crap shoot between Rubio and Cruz? And what the hell is Ben Carson still doing in the race, let alone Kasich? It's your Official GOP Nevada Caucus Discussion Thread. Caucases open at 5PM PT
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio has gone on the offensive against Ted Cruz. He really should have started attacking Donald Trump, but his programming wouldn't allow it
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama finalizes plans to close Gitmo, force Republicans to gay marry terrorists to integrate them into society
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert on Donald Trump: "He's unstoppable; basically, he's Godzilla with less foreign policy experience"
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Why is Trump winning? It's because Sheldon Adelson isn't pouring millions into the election yet
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon February 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz fires his communication director Lars Lars-Pontsonfirs
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cruz campaign: "Sure it was a ridiculous lie, but it's not our fault these voters are dumb enough to believe it"
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Does ANYTHING stand between Trump and the nomination? 10 political experts weigh in
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wonders whether Marco Rubio is, you know, eligible to run for president. He's just asking questions
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun February 21, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Ted Cruz Supporters Are Angry, Confused And Unsure What To Do"
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat February 20, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's do-or-die for Jeb, Carson, and Kasich as South Carolina voters head for the polls. Trump has a comfortable lead over Cruz and Rubio in the state, but can he win? It's your Official South Carolina Primary Discussion Thread. Polls close at 7PM ET
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Yes Jeb Bush, there's a reason why most of your family and friends are gathering together in South Carolina ....it's called mourning
source: mashable.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri February 19, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
The candidate with the best plan to fix the country's economic woes? Marco Rubio
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Trump says that if elected President he would send "cease and desist" letters to other countries to make them stop "ripping us off." Wait, strongly worded letters? I though it was Ted Cruz who was the Canadian one
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu February 18, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Trump attack the Pope more than Republican candidates? Will Bush talk about his brother keeping us safe? Will Kasich continue to pass himself off as a moderate? Find out tonight in your CNN Town Hall Round 2: Clown-Car Boogaloo thread
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rubio doesn't like to go off script with the whole "questions" thing at town halls
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Oh come on Marco Rubio just put on the Trump dress and say the name ... and make the Donald dance
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed February 17, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Cruz run out on stage and demand Rubio answer only in Spanish? Will Trump pull a Kanye - he's gonna let Bush finish, but his brother oversaw the worst terrorist attack ever? Will people still be watching for Kasich? Here's your Town Hall thread
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ahead of the Nevada primary, GOP activists are pushing for the candidate with "local roots", FL Senator Marco Rubio
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio is very popular among Latinos, as long as you only count Cubans and Puerto Ricans and not Mexicans
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some South Carolinian Republicans are starting to get a real sick feeling to their stomach about what their party has become. "I'd take Bernie over Trump"
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue February 16, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Not content with the speed of the downfall of the Middle Class and the rise of Oligarchy, Ted Cruz's tax plan would increase income gains of the wealthiest by 26%. Just like Jesus would want
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon February 15, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The opening shots of Rubio's new "Morning Again In America' campaign are impassioned and inspiring and in Canada
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush says his brother was practically a war hero, so lay off
source: radio.foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Republican Party has lost its damned mind. You betcha
source: esquire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio accuses Ted Cruz of being a liar
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun February 14, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"There is widespread consensus that Donald Trump had a very bad night in Greenville. The question is whether that will cause lasting damage, or if he continues to be coated in Teflon"
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Obama re: Scalia's replacement - "Yo, Senate, do your damned job"
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat February 13, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP "insiders" continue to dig an ever deeper hole in the sand for their heads to stick in, still believe The Donald won't win the GOP nomination
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP mega-donors gobsmacked their vast hoards of cash aren't buying presidents as easily as in the grand old days: "It's frustrating"
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio has no luck with food, as the thirsty presidential hopeful chips a tooth on a frozen Twix bar. George W. Bush sympathizes, grabs a bag of pretzels in solitarity
source: thewrap.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed February 10, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Fox News to Trump: "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, DONALD"
source: politicususa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Vermin Supreme may not have won anything, but at least he received more votes than Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, George Pataki, Lindsay Graham, and Bobby Jindal
source: wmur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver slowly comes around, notes that Trump finished weak second in Iowa before crushing it in New Hampshire -- just like Mitt Romney in 2012. Cruz is on the Mike Huckabee / Rick Santorum career path, while Rubio is a bot
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
John Kasich's 2nd place finish behind Trump in New Hampshires makes it clear that GOP voters want a a realistic down-to-earth campaign that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio says he won't repeat miscues from debate. And then he says that he won't repeat miscues from debate
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP establishment stares into the abyss, sees a hairpiece staring back at them. Six more years of crazy expected
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rubiot gives himself the "It's not you, it's me" speech after failing miserably in New Hampshire
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue February 09, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Will Hillary get shellacked? Will Rubio's campaign buy the farm? Will Trump trump the non-Trumps? And what's the deal with Kasich? THIS is your official NH Primary thread (Polls close at 7pm)
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Apparently repeating talking points excessively and chronic thirst aren't Marco Rubio's only weaknesses. It is also common knowledge among his friends, allies, and advisers that he has a penchant for cracking under the slightest pressure
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Is Ben Carson really a brain surgeon, or do people just call him that sarcastically?"
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon February 08, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN commentator and self-described "personal friend" of Marco Rubio thinks he looks tired. Don't you think he looks tired?
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well, now we know who the overpaid, under-worked teachers that Republicans are always complaining about are
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun February 07, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cruz considers it immoral for women to want to fight for their country
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
John Kasich jokes that, being sane, he'd be better off running as a Democrat. That's a good one, John
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Republicans start to realize that there are candidates other than Trump that they can ask Google about
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
RoboRubio blows a circuit
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat February 06, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Donald J. Trump will never rebound from Iowa if he starts to act like a sore loser - a real, and potentially quite entertaining, possibility"
source: nymag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu February 04, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Rubio: You can be Muslim or American but not both. And what's the deal with Obama's divisiveness?
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed February 03, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio can't seem to get ringing endorsements from the people that go to work at the same place he does, 95% more often than he does too
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Howard Dean wants people to stop comparing him to Donald Trump, as Trump has never really had a Howard Dean moment. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue February 02, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Saturn may be flashy and pretty, and Jupiter may be huge and dramatic, but they can't hold a candle to Uranus
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
What was more depressing than Marvin O'Muffley's campaign headquarters last night? Jim Gilmore lost to "Other" by a significant margin
source: wtvr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Fox News coverage of caucus night in Iowa basically consisted of Fox News gloating over how it defeated Donald Trump
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Cheesecake)
 
 
 
Remember hillaryis44.org? Well, they're still around and they've become trumpis45.org without the name change. Still chock full o' nuts
source: hillaryis44.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Meet the only supporter at Jeb Bush's Iowa Caucus
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter is the gift that keeps on giving; says Donald Trump actually came in first at the Iowa Caucus. First, that is, among "Natural-born American candidates." Keep farking that chicken, Ann
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Thanks to various changes in food production in recent decades, green leafy vegetables are 4 times more likely to cause multi-state contamination epidemics than they were 40 years ago
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri January 29, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
How a man who wasn't even at last night's debate still managed to wipe the floor with Ted Cruz
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Why does Marvel Comics always have the best villains? Because they give them proper funding
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Five takeaways from the "Knife-fighting monkeys debating over a dumpster fire of despair"
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Donald Trump promises to stop rigging economy against you, start rigging economy against people you hate
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Have we reached the point yet where "GOP Debate Fact Checker" has taken over from "Assistant Jizz Mopper" as the worst job in the world?
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu January 28, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Will Trump's fear of a smart woman hurt him? Will Rand Paul make the most of being in the adult debate? Will Bush or Carson make the dumbest statement of the night? Pre-Caucus GOP Debate Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Fox News
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The GOP should nominate Rubio if they actually want to win, but they probably won't
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump lashes out and attacks Marco Rubio, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and, for whatever reason, non-contender Rand Paul
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz donates bottled water to the people of Flint, Michigan. But only if they're pro-life
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed January 27, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
As Iowa looms, Republicans have already begun arguing about whose fault it is that Trump got this far
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue January 26, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Wait, he was a candidate?" endorses "oh, he's still running?" for President
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon January 25, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
John Krasinski defends 13 Hours, winds up Benghaziing himself
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama: Bernie Sanders is not the second coming of Barack Obama
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat January 23, 2016
(Zogby Analytics)
 
 
 
Latest poll shows Trump out to his yuuugest and most luxurious lead yet
source: zogbyanalytics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Cruz: "I'm a Christian first, American second." Gee, I wonder what would happen if Rep. Keith Ellison said, "I'm a Muslim first, American second"
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri January 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rubio: I believe in one Koch, father of the Almighty, maker of the modern Republican party. Of money seen and unseen. I believe in the lord, Ronald Reagan, the holy son of the Kochs
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Six years ago the Supreme Court issued its Citizens United ruling, ushering in a new era of utopic democracy
source: theweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Can we say that the party has decided ... for Trump?"
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
...that awkward moment when Bernie Sanders supporters start realizing their guy is starting to sound an awful lot like Donald Trump
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
JEB does have one goal in this election: destroy Rubio
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu January 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Graham, would you prefer Trump or Cruz? "It's a lot like being shot or poisoned: I think you get the same result"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush's college plan will give students access to a $50,000 line of credit. Parents immediately ask what they should do to pay for the sophomore, junior and senior years
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed January 20, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio says that Bernie Sanders should "run for President of Norway." That sure would be nice of the Norwegians to create a position for him like that
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon January 18, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio exchanging prisoners for hostages is wrong, should have followed the Gipper's lead and exchanged arms for them
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun January 17, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio: Internet tough guy
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri January 15, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Existential Exoatmospheric Electromagnetic Explosions and other highlights from last night's Republican debate
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu January 14, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A plant tries to cross a closed bridge, grandpa argues with the doctor, and Rufio picks a fight with two douches and a Canadian. Tighten your boot straps, it's time for the 6th GOP primary debate. (9pm est; undercard at 6pm est)
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
People donating thousands to Super PACS in order to get their candidate elected say the system is not working, and demand some action be taken. Buying an election is not as easy as it used to be
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue January 12, 2016
(RedState)
 
 
 
Latest poll shows Hillary destroying Trump in the general by a whopping negative 3 points
source: redstate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Clown Car debate whittled down to the number of people they should have started the first debate with
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon January 11, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
For the first time, Canada's Atlantic Lottery Corp. is taking bets on the U. S. presidential election. Check out the odds on your candidate
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun January 10, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Does Clinton have Iowa locked up? *shakes magic 8-ball* "Future unclear. Try again later"
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri January 08, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cruz: GOP Elites in "full panic mode". They've been like that since you first won your senate seat, Teddy
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu January 07, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
When given a choice between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, Republicans overwhelmingly support Marco Rubio
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed January 06, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Republicans are trying to convince Iowans their state is ripe for a terrorist attack
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue January 05, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Obama pulls a Boehner on national television
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 

Displayed 219 of about 792 links -- join TotalFark to see them all

Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report