Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Some Guy)		Esquire doing March Madness style bracket to determine the "Sexiest Woman Alive." USC football coach Lane Kiffin is the only "man" in the field - and is dominating golfer Natalie Gulbis  (collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com)	(16)

(Drew)

Why lost productivity due to March Madness is a load of crap, and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/7 - 3/13  (fark.com)

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Sports writer jokes that JaMarcus Russell is being treated for "lethargy addiction." It's so believable that people are falling for it  (sfgate.com)

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Even Matt Cooke's teammates think he's a douche and should have been suspended for ending Marc Savard's season  (theglobeandmail.com)

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Jon Stewart to Bush crony Marc Theissen. "It's a very selective world in which you live and it must be quite lovely but here in the real world things aren't so cut and dried"  (thedailyshow.com)

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(Some Poll)		Jesus, Crist is getting crucified by Marco Rubio in the Florida Senate Primary *and* by McColum in the Governor Primary. There's little chance of him coming back from the dead THIS time    (pollster.com)	(67)
		A marching band is not interested in you joining the band from your balcony  (youtube.com)	(49)

(Some Blind Ref)

In a bid for Crosby's "King of the Cheap Shot" title, Penguins forward Matt Cooke takes Marc Savard out with a blind side elbow to the head. W/ video  (nesn.com)

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(Second Amendment March)		So, a bunch of gun nuts are going to be marching in a second amendment demonstration in DC. On April 19th. The anniversary of Waco and the OKC bombing. I'm sure that's just a coincidence  (secondamendmentmarch.com)	(489)
		Despite being Tim Burton's second-worst movie after "Ed Wood", "Alice in Wonderland" has smashed March box office records  (hollywoodinsider.ew.com)	(108)

(Some Guy)

Boston St Patrick's Day Pub Crawl 2010. March 13th. 1pm. DIT. LGT Facebook event. Please leave your mooninites at home  (thefieldpub.com)

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Man who predicted 40 inch snowfall for March 7th in interview: "I'm some kinda a kook, you know..."  (nbcphiladelphia.com)

(64)

In March 1974, Stevie Ray Vaughan found a battered 1963 Fender Stratocaster at a music store in Austin. It would remain as his favorite guitar for the rest of his life. Here is a video in honor of this special anniversary  (youtube.com)

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		"There is no legitimate fundamental reason for higher [gas] prices, but it is March 1st, so we have to expect to see them"  (abcnews.go.com)	(48)
		Playboy to cut its workforce in half by outsourcing. Say hello to Miss March, Anuradha Bhatnagar of Bengal  (chicagotribune.com)	(51)

		Ten albums worth buying in March, assuming you're an indie hipster douchebag  (pastemagazine.com)	(94)
(Montgomery News)		Amateur weather forecaster from Exeter Township, PA, who has successfully predicted the last two major winter storms in the Northeast, says Eastern seaboard is going to get 40 inches of snow on March 7th  (montgomerynews.com)	(124)

The casting for the upcoming Captain America movie, which the director said he wanted done by March 1st, has become a complete and total clusterfark  (chud.com)

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Emerge from your Kingdom of Shadows and join the DC Farkers on Friday, March 5th as we get liquored up at Harry's and then see Troll 2 at E Street Cinema  (fark.com)

(10)

Phoenix Fark Party on March 13, 2010; anyone who doesn't show is a jerk. DIT  (fark.com)

(13)

For first time in history of 64-team NCAA tournament, a "power conference" is so pathetic it will only send one team to March Madness  (blogs.mercurynews.com)

(25)

For absolutely no reason whatsoever, here's Louis Armstrong playing "When the Saints Go Marching In"  (youtube.com)

(24)

The Saints geaux marching in  (nbcsports.msnbc.com)

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The Economist hosts online debate between David Boaz, who believes Obama can't pass his agenda, and Elaine Kamarck, who conversely believes Obama can't pass his agenda  (economist.com)

(29)

Obama planning to return to his boyhood madrassa in March for debriefing and new orders  (news.yahoo.com)

(113)

Jesus, Crist looks like he's gonna get crucified by Marco Rubio in the Republican primary  (rasmussenreports.com)

(122)

Anyone interested in a Maine Fark Party in February or March?  (fark.com)

(4)

Hue Jackson becomes offensive coordinator for Oakland, will try to get JaMarcus Russell to learn by poking him with his adamantium claws    (sports.espn.go.com)

(14)

British comedy sensation Marc Wootton goes undercover as an average talentless filmmaker in Hollywood. And it's even better than you expect (Sponsored link)  (sho.com)

(50)

NBC names Monday, March 1 as its "Welcome Back, Jay Leno" episode of Tonight Show, hopes you'll happily greet return of an old friend who has the same old comedic bits he's always entertained you with  (mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com)

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Raiders QB JaMarcus Russell named King of Mardi Gras in Mobile, AL. Plans on arriving Mardi Gras weekend with a lot of hype. Will overthrow 60% of revelers and be replaced by less well known Mardi Gras Prince  (blog.al.com)

(32)

Lemony Snicket author speaks to grade school, asks one kid "Is life getting you down? Are you watching as the sands of time tumble down the hourglass as you march towards death, the chill breath of mortality on your skin?"  (timesonline.co.uk)

(72)

Dustin Hoffman to promote Italy's Marche region, Qantas Airways  (variety.com)

(5)

Tom Cable throws JaMarcus Fencepost under the BART  (sfgate.com)

(59)

Fark's 2009 Headline of the Year contest, Round 1: January through March  (fark.com)

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Dallas Cowboys LB DeMarcus Ware officially listed as questionable and a game time decision for their game against the Saints tomorrow. Let's be real, at this point Wade Phillips would start Chris Henry if he thought it'd save his job  (cowboysblog.dallasnews.com)

(74)

Oakland Raiders QB JaMarcus Russell says he was "embarrassed" by benching. He should have been embarrassed by the way he was playing  (sports.yahoo.com)

(76)

Scottish airports report first rise in passenger numbers since March 2008. Causes include increasing consumer confidence, overwhelming urge to go somewhere, anywhere, other than Scotland  (news.bbc.co.uk)

(9)

		British pop star Lily Allen will take time off from music starting next March, in order to start a record label and a fashion store and burn that horrible wig she's wearing (pic)  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(13)
		Imelda Marcos registers to run for Philippines congress. Observers say she is a shoe-in    (news.bbc.co.uk)	(24)

Chelsea Clinton is engaged. Bet her fiance is looking forward to the bachelor party his future father-in-law will be throwing  (gawker.com)

(78)

Richard Hell discusses re-recording his '82 album 'Destiny Street' with Bill Frisell and Marc Ribot: "I was insane and desperate and riddled with drugs and didn't know how to make a record sound good"  (guardian.co.uk)

(15)

(Some Guy)

The coolest CG portraits you'll see today  (noupe.com)

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Our long national nightmare is thankfully over. In other news, our long national entertainment is sadly over: Jamarcus Russel has been benched for good  (content.usatoday.com)

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Oakland Raiders head coach Tom Cable might finally, inevitably, quite possibly, be on the brink of realizing that QB JaMarcus Russell sucks  (sports.yahoo.com)

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