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47 headlines found matching 'Maker'
Sat August 23, 2014
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland ban on grain alcohol is hurting violin makers. In fact, it's hurting them so bad, I can't even get a tiny violin to play for them
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Car makers eliminate spare tires to save weight, increase fuel mileage, and because nobody knows how to change them anymore, anyway
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Tue August 19, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
New data show the highest earners are making less money in the current economy, although makers of tiny violins expect to see surge in profits
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Sat August 16, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: We offend more people before 9am than most people do in a day
 
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sex toys in her 5-year-old daughter's room ☑ Crushed electronic tablets ☑ Stepped on toy train sets ☑ Poured out cereal ☑ Broken "muffin maker," ☑ Cinnamon all over the kitchen counter ☑ Pulverized night-light ☑ Left out frozen steaks and fish ☑
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Fri August 15, 2014
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Lobster pots, pie makers and diving equipment are just some of the bizarre online purchases made by Brits, Drew under the influence
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Filmmaker documenting good things about Detroit has his car broken into and all of his film equipment stolen. Admittedly it would have been a short film anyway
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Case closed after death of caretaker whose DNA was found on 52 100-year-old bottles of stolen whiskey. He always denied drinking it saying it "had floaters in it and all kind of stuff inside the bottle" and was as drinkable as Maker's Mark
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Mon July 28, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain's extreme heatwave may kill up to 10,000 people. "Raging temperatures have continued to fuel a frenzy of betting with bookmakers"
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Mon July 21, 2014
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Market Basket workers fired for trying to stage coup to counter coup that ousted CEO. Lawmakers are now joining in with the workers by boycotting the supermarket
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Having solved all the states other problems, Oregon decides to go after the makers of 5-Hour Energy because of their deceptive advertising
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Butt maker beats estimates on backs of European ass-hats
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(Humans Invent)
 
 
 
Antibiotics, matches, Teflon, the pacemaker, Bakelite were all invented by mistake. Was anything invented on purpose?
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Wed July 16, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The government bans one E-cig flavor, and 200 more pop up in its place. No word when Mint Anchovy Cheddar, Kimchi, Roquefort Anise, or Hobo Crotch will be out, but TFA includes Nutty Squirrel, so nothing's out of the realm of possibility
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Soft drink maker fined .000002% of sales for advertising its product cures cancer, diabetes. They're really sorry but pretty sure you'll like their "Makes you invisible and immune to sharks" campaign
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Another crazed Swedish filmmaker is on the loose. Here's the 72 minute trailer for a 720 hour film he made
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
As the Makers of the "Yo" app like to point out the word "Yo" can have a myriad of meanings depending on the context. For example, if you receive a "Yo" in Israel, it means "Run like hell, there are bombs headed your way"
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New York lawmakers to look at regulating costumed characters in Times Square, because for some reason, not everyone wants to be molested by a six-foot tall Elmo. Weirdos
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
When you're a lawmaker, you probably shouldn't have someone airmail bullets for your handgun, an aerosol spray can and a cigarette lighter to you on the state's dime
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Wed July 09, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
KY Lawmaker: "I won't get into the debate about climate change but I'll simply point out that I think in academia we all agree that the temperature on Mars is exactly as it is here. Nobody will dispute that. Yet there are no coal mines on Mars"
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Film Institute imposes diversity criteria on filmmakers. All films must now be about gay black men in wheelchairs
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Female celebrity who went to rehab is suing the makers of GTA V. No, not that one. Or that one. Or that one - look, it's really obvious they were making fun of her
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
'OMG, I just f***ed my boss' State lawmaker reads girl's crude text on live TV
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP lawmaker is pretty sure that 'sexual orientation' includes incest, bestiality and pedophelia
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Tue June 24, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obama has destroyed America so thoroughly that California lawmakers propose the first Constitutional Convention since 1787
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
OB/GYN smacks George Will right in the babymaker
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Sun June 08, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Muppets - Makers of Nightmares since 1955
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
And the Great GOP Minority Outreach Effort continues: Michigan GOP lawmakers try to show women that they really do understand them and their issues-by posing for a Twitter picture where they pretend to be reading fashion magazines
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Attitude Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Pennsylvania lawmaker predicts US will have a gay president in the next 10 years in latest boost to Hillary Clinton's unending campaign
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coming soon, a new U.S. automaker with a $6800, 84 MPG, 3-wheeled "car" for those of you who thought a Smart car wasn't scary enough to drive
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spooky-movie makers have spooky character lurk in the shadows of abandoned hospital that people like to explore and photograph, because the public need the shiat scared out of them more often
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Tue June 03, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Rob Liefeld says that the sequel to X-Men: Days of Future Past may have stalled the upcoming X-Force movie. In other news, Hollywood pouch makers are wondering to do with their massive inventory surplus
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Mon June 02, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Who watches the watchmakers?
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Sat May 31, 2014
(Shreveport Times)
 
 
 
Louisiana lawmakers to Gov. Jindal: Show us the health care
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republican lawmaker doubles down on controversial statement. Must be a day that ends in Y
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Mon May 19, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Florida lawmaker: Common Core is designed to make your kids "as homosexual as they possibly can." Wow, that's pretty homosexual
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
Spurned in its attempt to throw $3 billion at the makers of Snapchat, Facebook suddenly realizes "Oh yeah, we're a tech company too, and it's insanely easy to build an exact copy of that app and slap our name on the side"
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Pfizer (makers of Viagra) propositions Astrazeneca. Astrazeneca: "Get that thing away from me"
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Wizards of the Coast files lawsuit against the makers of Hex: Shards of Fate for patent infringement on its Magic: The Gathering series. Hope they have a Healing Salve for that mana burn
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Two and a Half Men to end after season 12. In other news, Laugh track makers are preparing to lose their biggest customer
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Tue May 13, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Bipartisan group of lawmakers draft a bill requiring lawmakers traveling on the taxpayer dime fly coach. Chances of passage are somewhere between licking your own eyebrows and counting to infinity
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Sat May 10, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A perverted ventriloquist, a creepy dummy, and a reporter all come to a crashing head in Devil Doll from MST3K season 8. Mike, Servo, and Crow tear this black and white horror film to shreds. "I command you to shake that moneymaker"
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Thu May 08, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
More and more Americans believe it is possible to be possessed by spirits, and they're not just talking about what happens when you get shiatfaced on Maker's Mark
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Wed May 07, 2014
(Runner's World)
 
 
 
The maker of FiveFingers running shoes agree to foot the bill for false and unsubstantiated claims about the health benefits of looking like an idiot
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lawmaker who compared Obamacare to the Holocaust clarifies his statement: "It was not to offend. It was to warn." Well okay then
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Mon May 05, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Today is not the day Republican lawmakers stop comparing Obamacare to Adolf Hitler slaughtering 12 million people during the Holocaust. Tomorrow's not looking good either
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Fri May 02, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republicans joining the countless masses of Conservative lawmakers attempting to engage in the time-tested and failed strategy of "Taking one's ball and going home"
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Colorado lawmakers shut down "pot bank" before it even gets started, which will inevitably lead to customer withdrawals
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