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Fri May 24, 2013

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		Bad: Lobbyists in Texas pay $22,000 restaurant tab for lawmakers and their staffs. Unforgivable: Three people ordered Coors Light source: eater.com \| share:	(78)

Sat May 18, 2013

Because everyone needs an $11,111 coffee maker

source: marketwatch.com | share:

(30)

Thu May 16, 2013

Finally, someone speaks truth to America's "craft beer" makers: YOU ARE OVERHOPPING YOUR BEER, DUMBASSES

source: slate.com | share:

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Tue May 14, 2013


		Handy dandy chart of 49 famous TV, film, and literature cocktails. Yes, Don Draper's Old Fashioned is there, as is James Bond's Vesper Martini, but so is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and the Buttermaker Boilermaker source: guyism.com \| share:	(40)
		No matter how you slice it, punching a sandwich maker is not an acceptable response to too many pickles source: boston.com \| share:	(78)

Sun May 12, 2013

Research shows the body's circadian rhythm increases hunger and cravings for sweet, starchy and salty foods in the evening, causing weight gain. Junk food makers: *crickets*

source: upi.com | share:

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Thu May 09, 2013

		How competitive are school Science Fairs? Here is a clue: second place was a 14 year old who discovered a significant defect with the iPad that could actually kill people with pacemakers source: macrumors.com \| share:	(61)
		In a stunning discovery, Federal investigators looking into the activities of six New York Democratic state lawmakers may have found one who isn't on the take source: timesunion.com \| share:	(14)

Sun May 05, 2013


	In-car internet has automakers salivating: get ready for Your Odometer, Brought To You By Tostitos Hint of Lime And Geico Insurance source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	(83)
(Some Healthcare Guy)	If your state signed up for Obamacare, congratulations. Your lawmakers are not complete morons source: kaiserhealthnews.org \| share:	(167)

Fri May 03, 2013

		Republican lawmaker says her comments about the marathon bombing being staged were just her way of showing concern for the Constitution. Besides, it's all the media's fault for telling people what she said, really source: boston.com \| share:	(160)
		Having never apparently read the US Constitution, South Carolina lawmakers declare the implementation of Obamacare a crime source: live.huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(151)
		April was a good month for US automakers. May expected to be a fantastic month for US auto mechanics source: 630wpro.com \| share:	(7)

Thu May 02, 2013

Cult classic "The Matrix" retold by 65-year-old mother of amateur filmmaker

source: metro.co.uk | share:

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Wed May 01, 2013

Tennessee lawmaker's "How to Wink At a Muslim" post turns into a lesson of what not to do on Facebook

source: usatoday.com | share:

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Mon April 29, 2013

Even with high unemployment, Italy has a shortage of pizza-makers. Egyptians are being brought in to fill the void. New trend: pyramid pizza

source: telegraph.co.uk | share:

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Sat April 27, 2013

Republican lawmakers in Colorado want to harsh voters' mellow, man

source: denverpost.com | share:

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Fri April 26, 2013

		A North Carolina lawmaker proposes criminal background checks for: A) Gun owners. B) Bar owners. C) Owners of pit bulls, mastiffs, rottweilers and other large breed dogs source: blogs.wsj.com \| share:	(127)
		Florida judge orders Gawker to take down Hulk Hogan sex tape. Gawker refuses, says eyebleach makers would go bankrupt if they complied (Update: Gawker has since taken down the link to the video) source: gawker.com \| share:	(87)

Thu April 25, 2013

Boston Beer Company (maker of Sam Adams) tries to trademark "Boston Strong", you know, for charity

source: boston.com | share:

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Wed April 24, 2013

		So this ACTUALLY happened: MO's Senate has voted to cut off all funds to their driver's licensing bureau because a lawmaker's wife is convinced they are part of UN conspiracy to use the "Delphi technique" to brainwash Americans source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	(139)
		Florida lawmakers want to end life-long alimony payments, make alimony and child custody laws more fair. Naturally, some people have more sand than Daytona Beach in their vaginas over this source: foxnews.com \| share:	(156)
		Remember back in the good ol' days when Highway Patrol would give lawmakers small plastic sleeves for their driver's license with the word "legislator" stamped on it in case they ever got pulled over? source: pugetsoundblogs.com \| share:	(40)
		Republican lawmaker proposes bill requiring poor children to work as janitors to earn their discounted school lunches source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(311)

Sat April 20, 2013

West Virginia lawmaker introduces bill making science education mandatory in state schools. Wait. Scratch that. Science-fiction education, that is

source: guardian.co.uk | share:

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Wed April 10, 2013

Arizona lawmaker demands to know who leaked to the media an email he sent from his public e-mail account. Bonus: The second email he sent complaining about the media leak of the first email is also given to the media

source: azcentral.com | share:

(23)

Tue April 09, 2013

Democrat civil war brews in Massachusetts as lawmakers pass $500 million tax increase but risk veto by governor who insists on $1.9 billion tax increase

source: masslive.com | share:

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Fri April 05, 2013

		Journalist and filmmaker who immersed himself in homelessness for story research strays just a little too far into method-acting territory source: gawker.com \| share:	(114)
		RIP filmmaker Jésus Franco, who gave us memorable moments like "scimitar-wielding lesbians duking it out on a hilltop, a sadomasochistic orgy in a brothel or a coven of elderly witches massaging their nipples with a crucifix" source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(34)

Thu April 04, 2013

Lawmakers amending CISPA behind closed doors because [REDACTED]

source: thehill.com | share:

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Wed April 03, 2013

Craft beer makers vow to fight MillerCoors and AB InBev's attempts to market faux craft brew brands, offer snobbiest beer snob comment ever: "We are selling community, and they are selling liquid"

source: adweek.com | share:

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Mon April 01, 2013

NY Times admits that, in retrospect, it might have been a wee bit sexist for them to lead off the obituary of a brilliant rocket scientists and National Technology Medal winner with a description of what a great cook and homemaker she was

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Mon March 25, 2013

Based upon absolutely nothing, Tennessee lawmakers worried that a newly installed mystery faucet in the capitol is some sort of sekrit Moosaleaum prayer sink. That's the joke

source: commercialappeal.com | share:

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Fri March 22, 2013

NY state lawmakers rush a gun-control law through that prohibits the sale of magazines that can hold more than seven bullets without checking to see if anybody makes seven-bullet magazines

source: nypost.com | share:

(219)

Thu March 21, 2013

Native American lawmaker to anti-immigrant Kansas official: "When you mention illegal immigrant, I think of all of you"

source: thinkprogress.org | share:

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Tue March 19, 2013

		Fresh on the heels of approving laws that ban abortions based on fetal birth defects or after the sixth week of pregnancy, ND lawmakers apparently decide to try to go "all in" and ban any abortions occuring after the first picosecond of pregnancy source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(143)
		Lawmakers think the best way to curb the crime, stupidity, and general idiocy of the most insane state in the Union is legalizing marijuana source: orlandosentinel.com \| share:	(55)

Mon March 18, 2013

Recognizing that making Satan a black man was going to draw criticism anyway, the makers of the miniseries The Bible go ahead and make him look just like Obama

source: now.msn.com | share:

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Sun March 17, 2013

The makers of '2016: Obama's America' will be producing another horror film to frighten old people and conservatives

source: hollywoodreporter.com | share:

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Sat March 16, 2013

To protect the children, lawmakers in Arizona want edible medical marijuana to be packaged more like prescription medication. Because no child would ever consume prescription medication for kicks

source: azcentral.com | share:

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Fri March 15, 2013

NRA to gun makers: "Don't worry about Sandy Hook. We have LaPierre on it." How's that working out for you?

source: tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com | share:

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Tue March 12, 2013

Tennessee lawmakers hope gay kids will just kill themselves and save schools the trouble of having to counsel them

source: rawstory.com | share:

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Mon March 11, 2013

At South by Southwest, Grumpy Cat gets more attention than Oscar-winning filmmaker Danny Boyle. GOOD

source: cnn.com | share:

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Sun March 10, 2013

Illinois lawmaker wants to ban sale of lion meat. in other news, they sell lion meat in Illinois

source: stltoday.com | share:

(50)

Sat March 09, 2013

The Wine Rack lets woman boost their cleavage using a bra filled with wine. Brought to you by the makers of "The Beerbelly" for men

source: thesun.co.uk | share:

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Thu March 07, 2013

Republican lawmakers express anger over Rand Paul's drone-related fearmongering. Let's look at the key words here. Republican lawmakers. Angry. Over fearmongering

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Mon March 04, 2013

New Hampshire lawmakers say there's a secret Constitutional amendment that was purposefully deleted in 1871. Spoiler: There's not

source: motherjones.com | share:

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Fri March 01, 2013

		Republican lawmaker reveals Woodrow Wilson may have had Magical Time Machine technology nearly a century before Obama source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(121)
		State lawmaker tries to help a young girl talking about her fear of snakes: "If you're bashful, I've got a snake under my desk right here" source: politicalwire.com \| share:	(43)

Wed February 27, 2013

Utah lawmakers are considering a bill that would legalize marijuana. Just kidding. But they really may repeal a law that forbids restaurant employees from mixing drinks in front of the customers

source: azcentral.com | share:

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Thu February 21, 2013

World's largest shoe maker suspends contract with Pistorius, denies rumors that it's because he doesn't have feet

source: clickondetroit.com | share:

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Wed February 20, 2013

"Lawmakers go NIMBY on sequester." Republicans to go NAMBLA on airport bathroom stalls. Democrats to go all hippy-dippy on your atheist daughter

source: politico.com | share:

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Tue February 19, 2013

		Colorado lawmaker apologizes for using word "rape" in illegitimate context source: denverpost.com \| share:	(50)
		Conservative Kansas lawmakers propose "cost of living increase"--on lobbyist gifts. In other news, Kansas state employees haven't gotten a raise in eight years source: cjonline.com \| share:	(52)
		To prove they feel your pain during these difficult economic times the NH House is voting on free ski passes for lawmakers source: wmur.com \| share:	(15)

Mon February 18, 2013

Alabama lawmaker demonstrates traditional GOP scientific knowledge by calling babies "the largest organ in a body"

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Sun February 17, 2013

After our successful disinformation campaign reminded you that you like our product, we've decided to stop pretending that we were lowering the alcohol content. Trollfully yours, Makers Mark

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

(55)

Fri February 15, 2013

NC lawmakers say women should duct tape their nipples to stay out of jail (pic in link is mildly Not safe for work)

source: rawstory.com | share:

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Thu February 14, 2013

Kansas lawmakers asked to pray for the "dark spiritual areas" of the state. FARK: The areas are the ones with the most Democrats

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Tue February 12, 2013

Florida lawmaker files "Sunshine Protection Act" to stay on daylight saving time forever because he gets sad when it gets dark early and he has to go back inside

source: cfnews13.com | share:

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Mon February 11, 2013

Georgia lawmaker wants to make Fark a lot more boring

source: onlineathens.com | share:

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Sun February 10, 2013

		Maker's Mark will water down their bourbon. Insist it will still taste great and be less filling source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(185)
		Australian hygiene regulation bans blowing out birthday candles on cakes. Candle makers brace for business to taper off source: world.time.com \| share:	(21)