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Headlines matching 'Maker'
Tue April 15, 2014
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
The IRS would like to do your taxes for you and let you just sign the form and file them for free. Shockingly there is a "Grass Roots" campaign to forbid them from doing this. Not Shockingly, it's being funded by the makers of TurboTax
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Thu April 10, 2014
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Just when you think you've seen everything that auto makers can come up with
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Wed April 09, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Warnings after epidemic of exploding whipped cream makers leaves users with facial fractures, neck wounds and missing eyes
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts governor: I'm banning this new drug because it's dangerous: Drug maker: You and what FDA?
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Sun April 06, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congressional approval of D.C. marijuana bill would allow lawmakers to light up. Some people think that would be a... a... um... dude, where's the Congressional Doritos?
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Fri April 04, 2014
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
In support of an Oklahoma tag, Pro-gun lawmaker shoots a fellow hunter by accident, says "I'm a safety guy. Gosh, I'm as safety as I can be"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pakistan charges 9-month-old boy with planning murder, threatening police, and interfering in state affairs. Texas lawmakers furiously taking notes
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NC finally found some voter fraud, 780 cases in fact, maybe, they're not totally sure just yet, but possibly, which according the NC lawmakers that's good enough to totally justify all those laws they passed restricting voting
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Wed April 02, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not News: AZ lawmaker calls for vote to remove openly gay colleague from his leadership post citing his "dishonesty". News: The Lawmaker is a Democrat. Fark: She called for the vote because she doesn't think her colleague is gay ENOUGH
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(MIT)
 
 
 
Popular Mechanics honors members of the new "maker" tech culture
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Sat March 29, 2014
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
"Come on, baby needs new shocks": California lawmakers propose 'Play At The Pump' Lottery sales
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(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Cementing itself as a Fark Mecca, Maker's Mark now home to gorgeous Cthulhu installation
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Wed March 26, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
State lawmaker outraged to learn that schools are cutting back on science classes, introduces legislation to mandate that it be taught a minimum number of hours. Did subby say science? He meant a far more important subject: cursive writing
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
"Parents have the constitutional right to parent their children. I am not an uneducated woman" says woman to lawmakers intent on restricting immunization 'opt outs'. Right to choose vs herd immunity in CO. This will be a rational debate
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Tue March 25, 2014
(Wausau Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Republican lawmaker reverses her stance on cancer bill... shortly after discovering she's facing chemotherapy: "I started to think about the issue in a new way"
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas lawmakers pass a bill to name the state's official fossils that were hidden there by Satan five hundred years ago to test our faith
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
No matter your intentions, no matter the context, if you're a Republican lawmaker just don't ever use the phrase 'tar baby' in any of your speeches
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Mon March 24, 2014
(Daily Monitor (Uganda))
 
 
 
Having addressed gay sex, miniskirts, and porn, Ugandan lawmakers continue their crusade against everything anyone anywhere finds fun, introduce bill to ban hookahs
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Wed March 19, 2014
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Va Lawmaker: The Medicaid expansion in Obamacare is a "tar baby" that will...wait..what's everyone looking at me like that for? Oh C'MON, it's a LITERARY REFERENCE FFS, you know, B'rer Rabbit? Right?... Guys?
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(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
Having solved unemployment, education funding, fixing terrible roads, and all the rest of the state's problems, Michigan lawmakers are now arguing over what should be the official state fruit
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Introducing the discovery of the GOP Lawmaker Principle: As the national electoral plight of Democrats increases, so does the incidence of stories about obscure state Republican lawmakers saying something stupid
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Sat March 15, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, Russian lawmaker angrily wants to outlaw a vowel
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Thu March 13, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft adopts Red Hot Chili Peppers pricing structure, gives Microsoft Phone OS free to phone makers
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Wed March 12, 2014
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Ukrainian lawmaker vows to use his influence with the new interim president to push peace with Russia, let Crimea forge its own path. HA, GOTCHA. He wants Ukraine to go nuclear
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The makers of Candy Crush Saga are seeking to value the company at more than $7.5 billion. That's a lot of cash for throwing a Mars bar into a Weightwatchers meeting
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP lawmaker: "50,000 battered women, and I still eat mine plain" No, no, don't leave yet. He does a great bit on "haha" rape vs. "uh oh" rape. How about this...did you hear the one about the drunk black guy at the country club?
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Tue March 11, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that he's running for Governor of MA, pastor who lectured Ugandan lawmakers on the evils of homosexuality, and helped draft its "life in prison for being gay" law, denies he had anything to do with the law and says "I love gay people"
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Wed March 05, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Just to toss some fuel on the abortion issues, Alabama Rep claims that white Republican lawmakers would force mixed race grandchildren to be aborted. With oh no you d'int audio bonus
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who owns the moon? Well Jesus did say "blessed are the cheesemakers"
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Mon March 03, 2014
(Maine Morning Sentinel)
 
 
 
Maine lawmaker who equates the right to an abortion with the right to rape and thinks the gay agenda is to use mosquitoes to spread AIDS regrets making those comments out loud where people could hear him
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Fri February 28, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia's Dominion Power had excess profits of $280 million during the last regulatory period, which it was required to return to customers in the form of rebates. But don't worry, state lawmakers re-wrote the law to let them keep it, instead
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Expansion planned for Maker's Mark distillery to meet increased demand for the product, amount of 502 and 503 errors on FARK
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Wed February 26, 2014
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Republican Lawmaker: "If a woman has (the right to an abortion), why shouldn't a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist's pursuit of sexual freedom doesn't (in most cases) result in anyone's death"
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Sun February 23, 2014
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Republican lawmakers upset with University of Tennessee's Sex Week propose Anti-Sex Week bill. That'll teach 'em
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Fri February 21, 2014
(Jewish Chronicle)
 
 
 
How cryptic crossword makers put together their incredibly clever and aggravating puzzles. 'Warning to a Disney character (6,4) -- ah, the hell with this
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
In a desperate bid to get the state its own Fark tag, Arizona lawmakers want to reject Common Core standards because of some new-fangled fuzzy math that replaces numbers with letters
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Thu February 20, 2014
(AZ Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmakers: Hey, you know those fees medical marijuana users pay that's just sitting around? We should use that for an anti-marijuana campaign
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Facebook buying messaging app maker Whatsapp for $18 billion, which works out to about $360 million per Whatsapp employee, or $28 per user of an app that doesn't sell advertising and costs $1/year to use
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Wed February 19, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
The facts are these: At this very moment, preparations are possibly being made to convert a short-lived but much-loved series about a simple piemaker and his undead love into a Broadway musical
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
You can listen to all the economists you want, but when one of the largest beer makers in the world cuts production because fewer people in the world can afford beer, everything that needs said about the world economy has been said
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Blackberry boss is outraged that he has to compete with other handset makers
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Tue February 18, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Law makers have finally found an oil lobby they won't kowtow to
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GA lawmakers introduce bill to protect gun owners who "accidentally" carry a gun into an airport. "A lot of people carry a weapon. It's almost like it's just a second nature to them. And sometimes they forget where they have {it}"
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Mon February 17, 2014
(Autocar (UK))
 
 
 
Car makers grappling with their future: why aren't people under 25 buying cars any more? Not even junkers?
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Fri February 14, 2014
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The same Missouri lawmakers who had a problem with the state keeping track of CCW permits because of privacy concerns approved a bill tracking who gets prescriptions filled for Lipitor and boner pills, because unlike guns, drugs can be harmful
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Wed February 12, 2014
(KFYI)
 
 
 
Latino activists gift toilet to AZ lawmaker over bill making it a crime for illegal immigrants to use public restrooms
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Remember those sex ed videos of sperm trying to impregnate a human ovum? Well, it's 2014, so we've now got that same film, but in 3D. Filmmakers still haven't ruled out car chases or explosions in future releases
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Mon February 10, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
You may not want to update the firmware on your pacemaker today: Hackers have been rifling through the networks of medical device manufacturers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If anyone is going to ruin RoboCop, it's us: 50 film makers took it upon themselves to remake Robocop, before Hollywood got the chance to release their version (Not safe for work)
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Fri February 07, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri lawmaker who says he's "not trying to kill babies or make kids unsafe" introduces bill that would inevitably kill babies and make kids unsafe
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
In shameless attempt to get Arizona its own tag, Arizona lawmaker wants to make it illegal for illegal immigrants to use public bathrooms
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Thu February 06, 2014
(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
Missouri lawmaker wants to impeach the governor for accepting tax returns from same sex couples
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New persistent aerial surveillance system is the eye in the sky, looking at you, can read your mind. Also is the maker of rules, dealing with fools, can steal you blind
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Wed February 05, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The first ever Maker Faire hosted by the White House will happen later this year. President Obama will be on hand to let everyone know they didn't make that
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Tue February 04, 2014
(ClubCall)
 
 
 
Manchester United may not only miss out on Champion's League money next season, they may also be forced to cancel their pre-season money makers in the US
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Sat February 01, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker has a featured role in a new web series as a poker playing pirate. "Don't quit your day job", lavish praise, outright mocking, or "How can I shower these indie filmmakers with money?" comments welcome. LGT episode one
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Wed January 29, 2014
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Arizona law makers want to make 'revenge porn' illegal. Arizona law makers apparently have sent out a lot of nude pictures
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Tue January 28, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
2013: Illinois lawmakers pass law eviscerating constitutionally protected pensions for state workers and pensions. 2014: Unions get ready to bend Illinois lawmakers over
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Mon January 27, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Millionaire Susan Boyle, worldwide famous singer whose sold over 14 million records and worth an estimated £20 million, applies for minimum wage job as a cashier at her local bookmakers
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Sun January 26, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Nevada odds makers put Peyton Manning's Super Bowl yardage against Seattle at 323.5. Over or under? Discuss
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Sat January 25, 2014
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Petition to legalize medical marijuana gets 710,508 verified signatures, surpassing the "magic number" to get lawmakers to consider and reject the bill
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(io9)
 
 
 
Lingerie maker develops bra that monitors the wearer's heartbeat and only opens when she is experiencing true love...or when she walks up the stairs a little bit too fast but anyway, VERY romantic
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(58)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Oklahoma lawmaker wants to ban heterosexual marriages to spite gays and women who can't stop laughing at his hair
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(213)
 


Fri January 24, 2014
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Georgia Lawmaker: Y'know what firefighters need? Not more trucks or training or funding. Guns. They need guns
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Wed January 22, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
2012: Massachusetts passes "right to repair" forcing automakers to release auto info to all mechanics. 2014: Automakers say "fark it" and makes RtR nationwide in the easiest domino effect imaginable
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Mon January 20, 2014
(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizen bombmaker arrested in Ohio; article includes pic of tree decorated with dissociative rantings
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(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
Makers of Candy Crush Saga has trademarked the word Candy
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(68)
 


Sun January 19, 2014
(AZ Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Arizona Lawmaker: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too
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(115)
 


Fri January 17, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Idaho Lawmaker tries to block bill that would require parents to get medical treatment for sick kids instead of relying on prayer because ""This is.., the belief God is in charge of whether they live, and God is in charge of whether they die"
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Thu January 16, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
The word 'news' has been so devalued and debased that a passed-out moron bent backwards on a toilet is now a breaking story (w/ pics of our little newsmaker here)
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Wed January 15, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Mississippi lawmaker proposes pants-on-head retarded gun law. News: This time it's a Democrat
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(89)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Upmarket car makers recluctant to sell vehicles at slashed prices in case people start thinking of them as the German Kia. "If everyone's driving a BMW, you're not special anymore"
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(99)
 
(Dubuque Telegraph Herald)
 
 
 
Beanie Babies maker avoids prison time for cute, cuddly tax evasion
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(8)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Wyoming lawmaker proposes replacing lethal injections with firing squads, because it's more exciting
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(49)
 


Tue January 14, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lawmakers reveal $1.1 trillion budget deal. Democrats get increased funding for domestic programs and infrastructure, Republicans finally get their revenge on ObamaCare and incandescent lightbulbs
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(91)
 


Mon January 13, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Suntory makes its mark; lifts spirits of Jim Beam's investors to the tune of $13.6B
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(33)
 


Tue January 07, 2014
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Unknown component of liquor laws requires that all booze makers hire a has-been movie star with a stubbly face to act as a spokesman
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(47)
 


Thu January 02, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
And here comes Jesus H. Christ with the bodyslam to the Fiscal Conservative. BOOM SHAKALAKA. That son of God sure is a son of a-OOOOHH he does an airstrike to the babymaker
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Wed January 01, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Let me get this straight... At their bowl game, Baylor fans are being allowed to bring noise-makers made out of propane tanks into the stands, and I can't bring a stapler into a regular-season LSU game?
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Tue December 31, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why Scotland is cooler than us: on New Years Eve we get Ryan Seacrest, a light-up ball in Time's Square, paper hats and noisemakers. They get Vikings with giant torches throwing huge flaming balls of pitch
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(35)
 


Mon December 30, 2013
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lawmakers to Snowden: We reject your victory and substitute our own
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(103)
 


Sat December 28, 2013
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois DOT retaliates against lawmaker who sponsored 70 mph speed limit bill by putting his district in a 55 zone
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