Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'Maine'

Headlines matching 'Maine'

Thu April 11, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		The infamous North Pond Hermit has been captured after 27 years of burglarizing camps in the Maine woods. And yes, he looks like a hermit who's spent 27 years burglarizing camps in the Maine woods source: cnn.com \| share:	(49)

Wed April 10, 2013

Houston beats Phoenix thanks to Jermaine O'Neal's buzzer-beating goaltend (w/video)

source: deadspin.com | share:

(13)

Tue April 09, 2013

NH man busted in Maine for 41 pounds of illegal baby eels, with an estimated street value of $82,000

source: wgme.com | share:

(49)

Thu April 04, 2013


		There is unrest in the forest, There is trouble with the trees, For the maples want some respite, From the farking syrup thieves source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(71)

Thu March 28, 2013

		Judge gives convicted rapist time "to get his affairs in order" before sentencing. So he takes 35 years and raises a family source: boston.com \| share:	(113)
		Thirty-five legislators are co-sponsoring a marijuana legalization bill in Maine, pointing out that after a long day of dealing with vampires, aliens, rabid dogs, evil clowns, and the Devil, sometimes you just really need to light one up source: seacoastonline.com \| share:	(43)

Mon March 18, 2013

Arkansas, which is concerned about the rising costs associated with Obamacare, wants to instead use the extra Medicare funding to provide private insurance for qualified residents. Which will cost them even more

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

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Sun March 17, 2013

Maine-iacs upset by the new name for lottery tickets: Kwikies. Other names considered were Snatch and Scratch, Rub One Out, and Bang For A Buck

source: bangordailynews.com | share:

(43)

Tue March 05, 2013


		Teen skier survives 2 nights on Maine mountain and credits Bear Grylls with his survival. No word if he drank his own piss source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(78)

Fri March 01, 2013

Best. Jury duty. Evar

source: gawker.com | share:

(94)

Thu February 28, 2013

Maine State Trooper has an accidental discharge. Fark--while 'shifting' in his seat during a staff meeting

source: bangordailynews.com | share:

(71)

Sun February 24, 2013

Maine man can whistle all he wants on the streets of Portland so long as he keeps walking. "You can arrest me a thousand times, and the day I walk out of this jail, I'll be whistling out the door"

source: pressherald.com | share:

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Sun February 10, 2013

"I grew up in Maine. I don't have a nervous breakdown when this happens," said James Woodman, 55. He said he had stocked up on four storm essentials: Triscuits, peanut butter, vodka and toilet paper. "I could last a week now". Out yourself farker

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

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Wed February 06, 2013

How farked up is Maine? When the governor said he was angry about domestic violence the legislature broke out laughing. To be fair, subby gets a good laugh thinking about wives beating up their husbands, too

source: sunjournal.com | share:

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Mon January 28, 2013

Maine Zumba instructors want everyone to know that prostitution is only a small part of the fitness craze

source: wmtw.com | share:

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Wed January 16, 2013

Dear Maine: Please introduce your "topless coffee shop arsonist" and your "Zumba prostitute" so they can form Fark headline Voltron

source: onlinesentinel.com | share:

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Mon January 07, 2013

Tea Party-friendly education group ranks Louisiana and Florida schools highest in the country, counts to potato

source: wmtw.com | share:

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Sun January 06, 2013

Maine lobstermen feeling the pinch. Let's rubber band together on this one people

source: abcnews.go.com | share:

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Mon December 31, 2012

Fark's 2012 Headline of the Year contest: Context headlines

source: fark.com | share:

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Tue December 25, 2012

There are many types of heroes in this world like soldiers, firefighters & police officers. Then there are people like this who are willing to adopt two severely disabled children. Have a very Dusty Christmas

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Mon December 24, 2012

Even though the Vatican already gave Turkey an Eddie Bauer sweater for Christmas, Turkey really just wanted St Nicholas' bones back

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Mon December 17, 2012

Apparently the only business opportunities in Maine are either starting a bed and breakfast or opening a bookstore that only sells Stephen King novels

source: forbes.com | share:

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Sat December 15, 2012

(Zibbet)		TF'ers mom makes cute kids clothes that are certified Made in Maine. She hopes to retire selling wares at craft fairs, the internet. Posted this here before; she was excited about 500 clicks on her page, sad she didn't sell anything. Power of Fark? source: zibbet.com \| share:	(36)
		Police doing a late-night probation check get wrong address, go to home of Maine militia head instead. Awkward source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	(44)

Wed December 12, 2012

Maine woman going to jury trial for theft of a glow in the dark toilet seat. I see what you did there and... ewww

source: wlbz2.com | share:

(25)

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