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Headlines matching 'Maine'
Thu April 11, 2013
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNN)
 
 
 
The infamous North Pond Hermit has been captured after 27 years of burglarizing camps in the Maine woods. And yes, he looks like a hermit who's spent 27 years burglarizing camps in the Maine woods
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Wed April 10, 2013
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Houston beats Phoenix thanks to Jermaine O'Neal's buzzer-beating goaltend (w/video)
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Tue April 09, 2013
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
NH man busted in Maine for 41 pounds of illegal baby eels, with an estimated street value of $82,000
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Thu April 04, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There is unrest in the forest, There is trouble with the trees, For the maples want some respite, From the farking syrup thieves
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Thu March 28, 2013
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Judge gives convicted rapist time "to get his affairs in order" before sentencing. So he takes 35 years and raises a family
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Thirty-five legislators are co-sponsoring a marijuana legalization bill in Maine, pointing out that after a long day of dealing with vampires, aliens, rabid dogs, evil clowns, and the Devil, sometimes you just really need to light one up
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Mon March 18, 2013
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Arkansas, which is concerned about the rising costs associated with Obamacare, wants to instead use the extra Medicare funding to provide private insurance for qualified residents. Which will cost them even more
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Sun March 17, 2013
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine-iacs upset by the new name for lottery tickets: Kwikies. Other names considered were Snatch and Scratch, Rub One Out, and Bang For A Buck
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Tue March 05, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen skier survives 2 nights on Maine mountain and credits Bear Grylls with his survival. No word if he drank his own piss
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Fri March 01, 2013
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Best. Jury duty. Evar
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Thu February 28, 2013
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine State Trooper has an accidental discharge. Fark--while 'shifting' in his seat during a staff meeting
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Sun February 24, 2013
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine man can whistle all he wants on the streets of Portland so long as he keeps walking. "You can arrest me a thousand times, and the day I walk out of this jail, I'll be whistling out the door"
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Sun February 10, 2013
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I grew up in Maine. I don't have a nervous breakdown when this happens," said James Woodman, 55. He said he had stocked up on four storm essentials: Triscuits, peanut butter, vodka and toilet paper. "I could last a week now". Out yourself farker
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Wed February 06, 2013
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
How farked up is Maine? When the governor said he was angry about domestic violence the legislature broke out laughing. To be fair, subby gets a good laugh thinking about wives beating up their husbands, too
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Mon January 28, 2013
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Maine Zumba instructors want everyone to know that prostitution is only a small part of the fitness craze
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Wed January 16, 2013
(Maine Morning Sentinel)
 
 
 
Dear Maine: Please introduce your "topless coffee shop arsonist" and your "Zumba prostitute" so they can form Fark headline Voltron
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Mon January 07, 2013
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Tea Party-friendly education group ranks Louisiana and Florida schools highest in the country, counts to potato
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Sun January 06, 2013
(ABC)
 
 
 
Maine lobstermen feeling the pinch. Let's rubber band together on this one people
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Mon December 31, 2012
(Fark)
 
HOTY
 
Fark's 2012 Headline of the Year contest: Context headlines
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Tue December 25, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are many types of heroes in this world like soldiers, firefighters & police officers. Then there are people like this who are willing to adopt two severely disabled children. Have a very Dusty Christmas
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Mon December 24, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even though the Vatican already gave Turkey an Eddie Bauer sweater for Christmas, Turkey really just wanted St Nicholas' bones back
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Mon December 17, 2012
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Apparently the only business opportunities in Maine are either starting a bed and breakfast or opening a bookstore that only sells Stephen King novels
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Sat December 15, 2012
(Zibbet)
 
 
 
TF'ers mom makes cute kids clothes that are certified Made in Maine. She hopes to retire selling wares at craft fairs, the internet. Posted this here before; she was excited about 500 clicks on her page, sad she didn't sell anything. Power of Fark?
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Police doing a late-night probation check get wrong address, go to home of Maine militia head instead. Awkward
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Wed December 12, 2012
(WLBZ2 Bangor)
 
 
 
Maine woman going to jury trial for theft of a glow in the dark toilet seat. I see what you did there and... ewww
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