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Headlines matching 'Maine'
Thu April 17, 2014
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
State university has a $36 million shortfall. How to deal with this? Give the head financial administrator a 40k raise. What the fark, UMaine?
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Mon April 14, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Debbie Rowe tells us what we already know by calling Michael Jackson's brothers, Jermaine, Randy, Tito and Jackie greedy slackers
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Wed April 09, 2014
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Maine man claims the pot they found when they pulled him over wasn't his because he stole the car and it was already there
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Fri April 04, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
COMMUNITY CHEST Bank error in your favor, collect $37,000
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Physicists find strength of gravity has remained unchanged for nine billion years, proving that gravity must lift
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Wed March 19, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
SWAT team called in over bad tattoo
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Mon March 03, 2014
(Maine Morning Sentinel)
 
 
 
Maine lawmaker who equates the right to an abortion with the right to rape and thinks the gay agenda is to use mosquitoes to spread AIDS regrets making those comments out loud where people could hear him
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Thu February 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We can now add "routine wisdom teeth extraction" to the list of things that can kill a perfectly healthy 18-year-old
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Wed February 26, 2014
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
A Maine woman's day started by waiting in line for her credit union to open so she could get money for diapers. It soon went to shiat
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
"The theft of the dead feline [from a freezer] became even stranger when it appeared that a frying pan was also stolen from the shed. However, various snacks in the freezer remained unwanted and untouched by the cat burglar"
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Mon February 24, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thirteen wonderful words that were coined by authors, including Poe, Dickens, and some backwoods Maine writer named King
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Fri February 21, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dodger OF Andre Ethier banked a foul ball off of 78-yr old Sandy Koufax' head today; "Koufax was cut but remained on his feet and laughed as he walked toward assistant trainer Nancy Patterson"
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Thu February 13, 2014
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Woman creates cologne that makes men more appealing to cows. E-I-E-I-OOH
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Maine's Century Tire Company is closing its doors for good 12 years early
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Wed February 12, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Maine Governor opposes desperately needed lifesaving drug because reasons
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Tue February 04, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Police investigating horrific screams in Maine find happy pig"
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Mon February 03, 2014
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man claims he saw Yeti in Maine. Subby didn't think Khloe Kardashian shopped at retail outlets
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Sat January 25, 2014
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Almost half the population of the state of Maine have cats. Subby suspects those people are using them to stay warm while reading Caturday
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Thu January 23, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A planned reboot of the greatest show of all time, Murder She Wrote, has been cancelled by NBC. Residents of Cabot Cove, Maine breathe a sigh of relief after reliving memories of the horrible murder wave they suffered through during the 1980's
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Wed January 22, 2014
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
57 year old man breaks his leg, crawls for six hours to get to a house in sub zero temps. And you thought your morning commute was bad
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine senator says due to security concerns he wouldn't attend the Winter Olympics. Unless of course, he could make a congressional investigation junket out of it and bill the trip to the taxpayers
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Fri January 17, 2014
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Maine schools would like to let parents know that they don't send old skinny guys in an SUV to pick up your kids for school
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Fri January 03, 2014
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit Police Chief admits that legal gun owners can deter crime...mostly because nobody can count on the Detroit Police to actually deter or solve any crimes
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Mon December 30, 2013
(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
The second annual Mr. and Mrs. Paul Bunyan contest which includes activities such as a flannel fashion show, mechanical bull riding, ax throwing and a flapjack eating contest is kicking off in Bangor, Maine tomorrow
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Sun December 29, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guy who posted satirical video mocking his company's impending closure gets suspended from work. For one day. Because that's as long as they remained in business
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