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200 headlines found matching 'Mailonline'
Fri January 19, 2018
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What the hell were you thinking?
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Snowflake: "I'm a blogger. Give me a free room at your beautiful hotel." Hotel: "DIAF. Also, you and everyone like you are now banned"
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Wed January 17, 2018
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"A 'potentially hazardous' monster asteroid the size of Hyde Park is heading towards Earth at 67,000mph." That's roughly 45 RPM...or 45 Rhode Islands per minute
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Tue January 16, 2018
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Fark favorite Courtney Stodden breaks down in tears in her boyfriends car, after asking her husband to take her back. No, you can't make this stuff up
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Llama fetuses, owl feathers and dried frogs: Inside the witches' market in Bolivia
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Think things are bad now? One day we may reflect on this era with nostalgic fondness
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Mon January 15, 2018
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Study concludes that drinking more than a third of a pint of beer a day impairs people's response time. I wrote this headline hours ago but forgot to click Add Link
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Driver of a company that contracts for Amazon is robbed of his delivery van and 62 parcels so of course he is responsible for damages to the van and the stolen items
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For a long time swimsuits weren't sexy but then Elizabeth Hurley decided to go swimming and finally, swimsuits are sexy again
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Sun January 14, 2018
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A woman who was worried by her lack of libido ahead of her wedding had an 'orgasm shot' to increase the size of her G-spot, labia and clitoris. That's a shot felt around the world
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Sat January 13, 2018
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Hypatia rock is older than the Sun. Keith Richards unimpressed
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Fri January 12, 2018
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Leaks indicate Julian Assange's Ecuadorian citizenship offer actually an effort to purge lingering stank from embassy. Julian doesn't bathe "unless the people around him force him into the shower"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently if you eat tofu and aren't a vegan, that's cultural appropriation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High spectrum autistic kid spends 7305 days using Babybel wax to create awesome models. Cracking cheese, Grommit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The mud really tied the room together
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Thu January 11, 2018
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Slip sliding away
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not Fark: Company to release another retro console soon. Fark: A $100 fully compatible Game Boy. UltraFark: It's not Nintendo, so there will be enough to go round
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Couple featured featured in the Lifetime reality series My 600lb Life has sex for the first time. Warning: EYE BLEACH NEEDED
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Having solved all crime, Britain's finest begin manhunt for suspect who drove through a puddle
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Wed January 10, 2018
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Human fireball finds out what happens when cops use a taser and tear gas at the same time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Aussie flu is more severe than the Swine flu. Is there anything from that country which is not deadlier than if it came from anywhere else?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Zombie Tara Reid continues to terrorize Mexico's Riviera Maya
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"My wife is happy, pretty, and pregnant. Boy, am I glad I bought her a new washer and dryer"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vegans can't wait to tell you about this supermarket's meat-free range
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If a stranger bares her chest to get you to follow her, you should always assume it's a trap
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ladies, see the 13 reasons why you're not getting responses from your online AD
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pride goeth before the fail
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Always log out of your social media account when you leave the computer especially if you're at the Apple store
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Something tells me that this kid doesn't like homework, not sure what I just can't put my finger on it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Chinese take a step closer to Terry Pratchett's Luggage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not since John Wayne played Ghengis Khan have we had this much uproar over white actors being "browned up" to play non-white roles. Thanks, Disney
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For a hoodie with a slogan about monkeys and jungles, H&M goes with the Henry Ford approach when picking the model
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
By the end of the year British Airways will remove all reclining seats on short-haul flights; it is suggested passengers keep a stiff upper lip - to go along with their stiff lower back
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A fire breaks out in Mathematics building. Mathematicians unimpressed as this problem has been solved before
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eleven Saudi princes detained for protesting new rule saying they have to pay their own electric bills
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gallery of weird/rude things found in charity shops. Come for bondage teddy bear, stay for the most amazing salt and pepper shakers ever
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turkey's state religious affairs body says girls should be able to get married as young as age nine. In other news, Roy Moore spotted buying tickets to Istanbul
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hindu monk tows van around with his penis. Not as efficient as AAA, but much more entertaining
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Tue January 02, 2018
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Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon played fictional TV hosts Cord Hosenbeck and Tish Cattigan live-streaming the Rose Bowl Parade on Amazon. Some people however didn't realize it was a parody and became quite upset
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stress balls are great for relieving stress. But not by throwing them at your colleagues in anger, Chief Constable
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Land Rover bursts into flames, vaporizing 7 story car park and 1,400 vehicles. Post apocalyptic pictures to the left, the source really being a Samsung Galaxy and other theories to right
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Mon January 01, 2018
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It's a streetlight ... and it's following me
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Penelope Cruz looks exactly like Donatella Versace
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Sun December 31, 2017
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Are you an energetic horse or a lonely pig? Feng Shui expert reveals what 2018, the year of the dog, has in store for you at least according to the Chinese Zodiac
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Sat December 30, 2017
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Darwin: "Soon"
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dylan prepares to bring Britain to its knees with heavy snow, giant hailstones, 70mph gales, obscure references
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don Lemon loses it live on-air after a Trump supporter invokes Obama, Clinton, and Benghazi instead of addressing the real issue of Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thai man arrives home seven months after being 'declared dead and cremated'. Well that made for one awkward Christmas
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Global cooling is back, baby
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bono claims he nearly died during production of U2's latest album, referring to incident as "extinction event." The recording equipment and mics, alas, were in perfect health
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Newlyweds find photos showing that they were meant for each other
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
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An alert viewer notices that Piers Morgan had a possibly cancerous melanoma on his neck and alerts him, probably saving his life. Damn these viewers
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Tue December 26, 2017
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He slides in ..... and HE'S SAFE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Flat-Earthers. New hotness: Hollow-Earthers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Traces of Noah's Ark found in Turkey. Please pass the gravy
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: Santa moving to south pole due to climate change. Oh, Canada
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Sun December 24, 2017
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The same social media company that saw no signs of Russian election influence quickly suspends account of guy with dying wife due to all the attention it's getting
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ricky Gervais: "I've been drunk every day since I was 18"
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: If you're carrying 1,000 joints on you and you're in a big hurry to get home make sure that 'taxi' you just hopped into isn't actually a police car
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gordon %*$#@ Ramsay stays true to form by swearing 54 times in Christmas special. Apparently 'tis the season
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Everyone get comfortable, it's time for Caturday
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Thu December 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mexican YouTube star who told one of the country's most dangerous drug lords to "suck my dick" was shot 18 times in a brutal bar execution (graphic image warning)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail investigative journalism at its finest with a shocking world exclusive. The plot to The Holiday makes no sense
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pressure: Meeting your fiance's extended family for the first time. Royal pressure: At the Queen's traditional Christmas lunch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police advise women to avoid rape by staying indoors or going outside only with an escort. Is it A: Saudi Arabia, B: Egypt, or C: Sweden?
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
AI system can tell when you've been lying. Dave Bowman says this is not a repeat from 2001
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Tue December 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well, look on the bright side, Mr. President: it says right here you don't fark goats
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have you lost your keys? Expert says barking like a dog could help you remember where they are - kind of like collar ID
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hyperloop burns through speed records, investors cash
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Mon December 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reminder: commas are the difference between, "Let's eat, mom," and "Let's eat mom"
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Sun December 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One thing millennials aren't killing: the possibility of true love with a robot. "British men were three times more likely to form a relationship with a robot compared to women"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's nearly Christmas, so here's your annual Daily Mail article that shows the shocking behavior of people who just want to have a good time during the holidays
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Sat December 16, 2017
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Sylvester Stallone, 71, and Dolph Lundgren, 60, reunite 32 years after Rocky IV. No punch line needed
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientist claims we'll stop drinking alcohol and deleting Politics tabs within a generation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arrrrrrrrrrrh mateys, lets board this new 200ft super yacht that's modelled on a 17th century pirate ship and commandeer some dingys
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amid Brexit chaos the big banks confirm hundred of thousands of jobs will move from London to Paris and Frankfurt. Just kidding, it's fewer than five thousand
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In the future, jet planes could be fueled by Greek Yogurt. Still waiting on flying cars
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hero two-year-old brother jumps in to beat up his older sister's wrestling opponent after he thought she was in a real fight
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: If you're the one who gave Lil Peep the drugs that killed him it's not a good idea to brag about it on social media because the DEA just might want a word with you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It can't be that hard since Donnie's doin' it, and look what a crap job he's doing - says Tom Hanks and George Clooney, who are both considering running for President
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First the robot takes away your job and makes you homeless, then the robot takes away your space on the sidewalk
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Has Banksy finally been revealed?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man runs back into burning building to save A: His children? B: His pets? or C: His phone?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kirk Douglas turns 101 with wife who is 98. They don't look a day over 95
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to become famous by recording viral videos of yourself doing dangerous stunts on tall buildings? Just remember, for every skyrocketing star, there's one going down quickly
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Sun December 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Samantha Fox accuses the late David Cassidy of sexual assault. In David's defense she did sing a song with the lyrics "Touch Me Now"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Roar of T-Rex heard for first time in millions of years. Surprisingly doesn't sound like someone banging a gong. Marc Bolan unavailable for comment
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As they suffer from Caroline, Britons prepare to be battered by Ana next week, for total of TEN SUB-ZERO DAYS and eight inches of snow. "Dramatic pictures from across the country have already revealed a number of stricken vehicles"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, It's a Lion. Get In The Car. Wait, is it hugging that guy?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bitcoin stock plunges on the news it's basically the new Beanie Baby craze
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Within 5 years, we could be driving cars fueled by beer. In other news, Drew spotted buying up gas stations all over the country
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adult store releases range of Star Wars sex toys. "Use the lube, Luke, don't force it." (Not safe for work)
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
India opens its first dog hotel which is surprising since they have no cow hotels
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not to be beat out by America's orange cartoon president, Japan appoints cartoon characters as ambassadors
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New report claims 800 million workers will be replaced by machines by 2030, freeing up their hours to spend more time on Fark
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And today's Darwin award goes to this man who accidentally killed himself after taking the pin out of a grenade and then posing to take a photo with it (graphic image warning)
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It appears that ISIS has lost both their senior leadership AND the best minds in their propaganda department
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you lost your 10-day-old elephant it's been found and wrapped in blankets
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese woman decides to eat 10,000 calories worth of McDonald's which is surprisingly more than just a Big Mac and fries and a large coke
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can you find it now?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are planning a non-traditional wedding and the Palace is in a tizzy
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Breaking the news to someone that their partner has been killed in an accident is an issue that should be handled with the utmost care and delicacy. Or leave a voicemail. Whatever
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese automaker GAC had planned to enter the U.S. market under the name of Trumpchi which translates roughly to best China. Well they are now seriously re-thinking what nameplate to sell their cars under
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are these the worst wax figures ever? Although Pamela Anderson looks a bit better in wax
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want to catch a panda, you have to dress like one
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you still have old junk from the '70s, you might be richer than you think
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boaty McBoatface is so OVAH. Meet Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti Slip Machiney. And David Plowie
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists discover 8000-year-old wine bottles in Georgia, no doubt under pile of 8000 PBR cans thrown on ground after last weekend's tractor pull
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amusing hotel fails, but still better than ... where did you stay that was worse?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Horse goes to jail for kicking a car. If he was a cow, it would be a moo-ving violation. Not sure what it is for a horse
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pop go the oxygen masks. Aircraft mishap trifecta in play
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rita Ora shows the world just how talented a composter she is
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's all chip in and buy the truck driver and the kid new pairs of underwear
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fully-enclosed cabins that measure 40 square-foot with unrivaled privacy, plus gourmet dining, mood lighting and a 32" TV. All on the new Emirates Boeing 777 starting at just £7,000 per flight
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scrabble's biggest star banned for cheating after he didn't hold his bag at shoulder height, tried to play the word "kwyjibo"
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That's Hedley
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Animal boudoir poses
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Sure, I called her 'Sugar-t*ts' and asked her to buy sex toys, but you are taking those comments out of context" says Trade Minister
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In nomine Patris et Filii et...Excuse me. Hello? No, I'm not busy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do not taunt gasoline monkey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like that octopus blew a seal
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To all my so called friends with kids: 'My son has autism, not f***ing leprosy'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fresh mystery as inquest into death of street light conspiracy theorist who vomited two litres of black blinker fluid is delayed without reason
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Atlantis has been found. In the Pacific. Wouldn't that make it Pacificis? This is the Daily Mail, so I now doubt Atlantis even exists
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That girl you forget from Bananarama broke up with that guy you forget from Wham. Again. Not that you ever knew they were together. Either time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Escaped Lynx senses the wildlife park's plan to recapture her, trolls them big time (with pic)
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At least they had the good sense to put it where they don't have to look at it themselves (NSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Okay, now you're just making this stuff up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: When visiting a country run by a repressive regime, don't tweet about how sick and selfish the leader of that country is, unless you want to experience just how repressive that regime is
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Asian clawed otter pups born squeeking away in Santa Barbara
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guys, if your dick ain't as straight as a stick it could make you very sick
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photos of odd things witnessed during a flight. Have you seen anything stranger?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Porn star announces she will run against Vladimir Putin in next year's Russian presidential elections
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman attacks a man with her breasts because he harassed her, charged with attempted mamslaughter (possibly not safe for work)
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain could lead the world's 'fourth industrial revolution' if it embraces robots and technology. If only there was a marketplace where they could sell their goods, possibly their neighbors. I'm sure they'll figure something out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ I wish I was in / Tijuana / Eating barbecued iguana ♬
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That's right, buddy, it's a Guinness world record. IN YOUR FACE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three carjackers armed with crowbar are no match for one bad-tempered woman who has run out of farks to give
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell is stretchered out of his house wearing a neck brace after falling down the stairs at his London home. Was heard to say: "That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad"
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man has surgery to reduce his 11 pound testicles, 3 foot penis, and wheelbarrow stable
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When you realize YOU'RE the good boy
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Masturbation is the key to better sex, say lonely frustrated scientists
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
DARPA created a headband that makes you smarter. The first thing you do when you turn it on is you stop reading The Daily Mail
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
North Korea could defeat America in three days
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Men may not know very much about how to use tampons. Period
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Assembly day in the school gym. First up: That troupe that uses trampolines to do acrobatic slam dunks. Then Mr Putin will talk to us about the horrors of genetically-modified superhuman armies of our dystopic future
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I'll have a skull and a few eyeballs with a side of severed fingers". Mmmmm
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bahamas resort for obese tourists welcomes guests with meter-wide chairs, reinforced beds, and zero judgment at the pool. It's being hailed as tons of fun
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Next on Netflix's "The Crown:" Princess Margaret's breakfast in bed, an hour-long bath and a vodka 'pick-me-up' before 1pm
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Belgian sex education website recommended for 7-year-old kids demonstrates advanced sex techniques even subby hasn't heard of. Stupid Flanders (NSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A possible explanation for Woody Allen's defense of Harvey Weinstein; the plot of his new film features a 44-year-old man having sex with a teen actress (unless this movie is an auto-biography)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gym fanatic blames protein shakes and testosterone for making him feel 'confused and disorientated' after he walked naked into female changing rooms and touched woman's butt (NSFW images in sidebar)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Corey Feldman charged with drug possession days after vowing to bring sexual predators to justice
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Does this Halloween decoration offend YOU?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brian causing CHAOS in Britain. "Dozens of chairs were blown over by the strong winds, and locals were seen helping men in high-vis jackets to pick them up"
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
HUNDREDS of venomous mini tarantulas with glowing green fangs invade home of pest controller, who refuses to kill them because they don't mean him or his children any harm. "Spiders are one of nature's best pest controllers"
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe gets to use Accio Bra and Engorgio in his new movie Jungle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The 10 easiest passwords to crack along with suggestions that would take a hacker 227 MILLION years to crack
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's drunk, there's falling-down drunk, and there's "I didn't know I blew a guy in the pub until they told me in jail the next day". Wonder what her Fark handle is
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even Australian frogs are dangerous, well at least to snakes
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's offices in South Korea raided after outbreak of "hamburger disease", which is otherwise known as "eating the burgers"
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop website wins first ever 'Rusty Razor' award for promoting worst pseudoscience of the year. CONGRATS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Okay, so what's the strangest thing you've seen on public transportation
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Easyjet plane forced to make emergency landing after "smell event". Guess they should have had the lasagna
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The UK's first IKEA store opened thirty years ago. Several customers from opening day still wandering around trying to find their way out
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How many of you can look back at your old photos and not find some cringe worthy stuff?
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A man was kissing a Dover sole in celebration of his catch when the six-inch fish wriggled out of his hand and jumped into his mouth, almost choking him. Moral: Never kiss a strange fish
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brazilian family all have 12 fingers each. Whoa, that's a lot of fingers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best way to quit ever: Spray painting 'up yours I quit' and 'stick your job up your a***' on your boss's car. Worst way to quit ever: Also writing 'worse boss ever'
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's shortest IQ test can embarrass most Daily Fail readers with just three questions
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jon Snow proves he knows nothing about women by filming his fianceé screaming in fear at his severed head prank and collapsing in fear, then sharing it on national TV, and now global internets
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Author claims that Bill and Hillary haven't spoken for months after he tossed her book in the trash. Why yes, the author does have a new pro-Trump book due out soon. How did you guess?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists want to alter the DNA of Mars astronauts in the 2030s to protect them from cancerous space radiation. WERNSTROM
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Our glass-bottomed walkway 3,800 feet above the ground just isn't fear-inducing enough, so here's my idea: how about adding special effects to make the glass appear to crack under people's feet?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Red flags you should never ignore in a relationship, like people who refer to their ex as "crazy"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China has now made the world's longest NOPE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It seems that the Vegas shooter booked hotel rooms overlooking the Chicago Lollapalooza festival two months ago as well. Fark: Malia Obama was there
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OJ's lawyer to Simpson after Las Vegas massacre: "I hope nobody tries to pin any of this on you." Wow, class act, counselor
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"It looks like the sexual tension (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) is building. YEEAAAHHHH"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Las Vegas gunman Stephen Paddock once tried to sue a Las Vegas casino after he slipped and injured himself while walking through the hotel. Well I guess that explains everything
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Walking dead "prankster" almost becomes the falling into traffic dead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ways to achieve immortality: 1) Conquer the world. 2) Invent faster than light space travel 3) Swallow a toy horn and have it uploaded to the internet by some sadist
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What do peppermint, fish, orange, rose, and leather have in common?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, we have a "creepy Hulk-like pig breeding" gap with the Cambodians
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Lesbian women on Mars
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber's dating a church-going girl. Looks like wild playboy is gonna settle down and become a family man. I'm all for it if this means never having to hear from Justin Bieber again. I'm mean, his 10 minutes of fame ended long ago
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yesteryear's hobo was a hard-working American who lived by a strict moral code and traveled the country in search of honest jobs and freedom, not like the bums of today
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The National Archives has until October 26 to disclose the remaining files related to JFK's 1963 assassination - including more than 3,000 that have never been seen by the public and more than 30,000 that have been previously, but with redactions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting for Steven Seagal to weigh in on the NFL knee protests before deciding where you stand, then today is finally that day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Swiss zoos are now accepting unwanted pets. But don't expect to go visit them
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Killer whales shocked competitors in the semi-finals of the Lofoten Masters surf competition when they swam into the contest area. "It looks like the whales have entered the contest. I wonder how the judges are scoring that"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan wrote an editorial in the Daily Mail about players kneeling during the national anthem and Trump's response that is nuanced, informed, and thoughtful. No snark, it's worth the read
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dog walker's dog fetches a sex toy and won't drop it. By now, it's all wet and gooey, and you know how dogs are (NSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What does the fox weigh?
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And a brief look at today's most bizarre auction item ... Hitler's underpants
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's spirit animal is found in China
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Golden Girls return to the catwalk. Thank you for being a friend
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