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171 headlines found matching 'MailOnline'
Sat November 18, 2017
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Boaty McBoatface is so OVAH. Meet Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti Slip Machiney. And David Plowie
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Tue November 14, 2017
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Scientists discover 8000-year-old wine bottles in Georgia, no doubt under pile of 8000 PBR cans thrown on ground after last weekend's tractor pull
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Amusing hotel fails, but still better than ... where did you stay that was worse?
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Horse goes to jail for kicking a car. If he was a cow, it would be a moo-ving violation. Not sure what it is for a horse
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Pop go the oxygen masks. Aircraft mishap trifecta in play
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Rita Ora shows the world just how talented a composter she is
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Mon November 13, 2017
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Let's all chip in and buy the truck driver and the kid new pairs of underwear
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Fully-enclosed cabins that measure 40 square-foot with unrivaled privacy, plus gourmet dining, mood lighting and a 32" TV. All on the new Emirates Boeing 777 starting at just £7,000 per flight
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Scrabble's biggest star banned for cheating after he didn't hold his bag at shoulder height, tried to play the word "kwyjibo"
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Sun November 12, 2017
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That's Hedley
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Fri November 10, 2017
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Animal boudoir poses
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Thu November 09, 2017
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Wed November 08, 2017
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"Sure, I called her 'Sugar-t*ts' and asked her to buy sex toys, but you are taking those comments out of context" says Trade Minister
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In nomine Patris et Filii et...Excuse me. Hello? No, I'm not busy
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Do not taunt gasoline monkey
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Looks like that octopus blew a seal
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Tue November 07, 2017
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To all my so called friends with kids: 'My son has autism, not f***ing leprosy'
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Fresh mystery as inquest into death of street light conspiracy theorist who vomited two litres of black blinker fluid is delayed without reason
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Mon November 06, 2017
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Atlantis has been found. In the Pacific. Wouldn't that make it Pacificis? This is the Daily Mail, so I now doubt Atlantis even exists
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Sun November 05, 2017
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That girl you forget from Bananarama broke up with that guy you forget from Wham. Again. Not that you ever knew they were together. Either time
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Escaped Lynx senses the wildlife park's plan to recapture her, trolls them big time (with pic)
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Sat November 04, 2017
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At least they had the good sense to put it where they don't have to look at it themselves (NSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Okay, now you're just making this stuff up
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Protip: When visiting a country run by a repressive regime, don't tweet about how sick and selfish the leader of that country is, unless you want to experience just how repressive that regime is
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Fri November 03, 2017
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Ugly-ass Asian clawed otter pups born squeeking away in Santa Barbara
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guys, if your dick ain't as straight as a stick it could make you very sick
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photos of odd things witnessed during a flight. Have you seen anything stranger?
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Porn star announces she will run against Vladimir Putin in next year's Russian presidential elections
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Wed November 01, 2017
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Woman attacks a man with her breasts because he harassed her, charged with attempted mamslaughter (possibly not safe for work)
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain could lead the world's 'fourth industrial revolution' if it embraces robots and technology. If only there was a marketplace where they could sell their goods, possibly their neighbors. I'm sure they'll figure something out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ I wish I was in / Tijuana / Eating barbecued iguana ♬
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That's right, buddy, it's a Guinness world record. IN YOUR FACE
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Three carjackers armed with crowbar are no match for one bad-tempered woman who has run out of farks to give
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell is stretchered out of his house wearing a neck brace after falling down the stairs at his London home. Was heard to say: "That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad"
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Thu October 26, 2017
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Man has surgery to reduce his 11 pound testicles, 3 foot penis, and wheelbarrow stable
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When you realize YOU'RE the good boy
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Masturbation is the key to better sex, say lonely frustrated scientists
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
DARPA created a headband that makes you smarter. The first thing you do when you turn it on is you stop reading The Daily Mail
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North Korea could defeat America in three days
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Men may not know very much about how to use tampons. Period
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Assembly day in the school gym. First up: That troupe that uses trampolines to do acrobatic slam dunks. Then Mr Putin will talk to us about the horrors of genetically-modified superhuman armies of our dystopic future
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"I'll have a skull and a few eyeballs with a side of severed fingers". Mmmmm
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Mon October 23, 2017
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Bahamas resort for obese tourists welcomes guests with meter-wide chairs, reinforced beds, and zero judgment at the pool. It's being hailed as tons of fun
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Next on Netflix's "The Crown:" Princess Margaret's breakfast in bed, an hour-long bath and a vodka 'pick-me-up' before 1pm
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Belgian sex education website recommended for 7-year-old kids demonstrates advanced sex techniques even subby hasn't heard of. Stupid Flanders (NSFW)
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A possible explanation for Woody Allen's defense of Harvey Weinstein; the plot of his new film features a 44-year-old man having sex with a teen actress (unless this movie is an auto-biography)
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Gym fanatic blames protein shakes and testosterone for making him feel 'confused and disorientated' after he walked naked into female changing rooms and touched woman's butt (NSFW images in sidebar)
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Corey Feldman charged with drug possession days after vowing to bring sexual predators to justice
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Does this Halloween decoration offend YOU?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brian causing CHAOS in Britain. "Dozens of chairs were blown over by the strong winds, and locals were seen helping men in high-vis jackets to pick them up"
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Sat October 21, 2017
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HUNDREDS of venomous mini tarantulas with glowing green fangs invade home of pest controller, who refuses to kill them because they don't mean him or his children any harm. "Spiders are one of nature's best pest controllers"
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe gets to use Accio Bra and Engorgio in his new movie Jungle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The 10 easiest passwords to crack along with suggestions that would take a hacker 227 MILLION years to crack
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There's drunk, there's falling-down drunk, and there's "I didn't know I blew a guy in the pub until they told me in jail the next day". Wonder what her Fark handle is
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even Australian frogs are dangerous, well at least to snakes
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's offices in South Korea raided after outbreak of "hamburger disease", which is otherwise known as "eating the burgers"
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop website wins first ever 'Rusty Razor' award for promoting worst pseudoscience of the year. CONGRATS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Okay, so what's the strangest thing you've seen on public transportation
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Easyjet plane forced to make emergency landing after "smell event". Guess they should have had the lasagna
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The UK's first IKEA store opened thirty years ago. Several customers from opening day still wandering around trying to find their way out
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How many of you can look back at your old photos and not find some cringe worthy stuff?
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A man was kissing a Dover sole in celebration of his catch when the six-inch fish wriggled out of his hand and jumped into his mouth, almost choking him. Moral: Never kiss a strange fish
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Brazilian family all have 12 fingers each. Whoa, that's a lot of fingers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best way to quit ever: Spray painting 'up yours I quit' and 'stick your job up your a***' on your boss's car. Worst way to quit ever: Also writing 'worse boss ever'
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's shortest IQ test can embarrass most Daily Fail readers with just three questions
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jon Snow proves he knows nothing about women by filming his fianceé screaming in fear at his severed head prank and collapsing in fear, then sharing it on national TV, and now global internets
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Author claims that Bill and Hillary haven't spoken for months after he tossed her book in the trash. Why yes, the author does have a new pro-Trump book due out soon. How did you guess?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists want to alter the DNA of Mars astronauts in the 2030s to protect them from cancerous space radiation. WERNSTROM
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Our glass-bottomed walkway 3,800 feet above the ground just isn't fear-inducing enough, so here's my idea: how about adding special effects to make the glass appear to crack under people's feet?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Red flags you should never ignore in a relationship, like people who refer to their ex as "crazy"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China has now made the world's longest NOPE
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It seems that the Vegas shooter booked hotel rooms overlooking the Chicago Lollapalooza festival two months ago as well. Fark: Malia Obama was there
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OJ's lawyer to Simpson after Las Vegas massacre: "I hope nobody tries to pin any of this on you." Wow, class act, counselor
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"It looks like the sexual tension (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) is building. YEEAAAHHHH"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Las Vegas gunman Stephen Paddock once tried to sue a Las Vegas casino after he slipped and injured himself while walking through the hotel. Well I guess that explains everything
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Walking dead "prankster" almost becomes the falling into traffic dead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ways to achieve immortality: 1) Conquer the world. 2) Invent faster than light space travel 3) Swallow a toy horn and have it uploaded to the internet by some sadist
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What do peppermint, fish, orange, rose, and leather have in common?
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Apparently, we have a "creepy Hulk-like pig breeding" gap with the Cambodians
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Lesbian women on Mars
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Justin Bieber's dating a church-going girl. Looks like wild playboy is gonna settle down and become a family man. I'm all for it if this means never having to hear from Justin Bieber again. I'm mean, his 10 minutes of fame ended long ago
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yesteryear's hobo was a hard-working American who lived by a strict moral code and traveled the country in search of honest jobs and freedom, not like the bums of today
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The National Archives has until October 26 to disclose the remaining files related to JFK's 1963 assassination - including more than 3,000 that have never been seen by the public and more than 30,000 that have been previously, but with redactions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting for Steven Seagal to weigh in on the NFL knee protests before deciding where you stand, then today is finally that day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Swiss zoos are now accepting unwanted pets. But don't expect to go visit them
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Killer whales shocked competitors in the semi-finals of the Lofoten Masters surf competition when they swam into the contest area. "It looks like the whales have entered the contest. I wonder how the judges are scoring that"
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Piers Morgan wrote an editorial in the Daily Mail about players kneeling during the national anthem and Trump's response that is nuanced, informed, and thoughtful. No snark, it's worth the read
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dog walker's dog fetches a sex toy and won't drop it. By now, it's all wet and gooey, and you know how dogs are (NSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What does the fox weigh?
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And a brief look at today's most bizarre auction item ... Hitler's underpants
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's spirit animal is found in China
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Golden Girls return to the catwalk. Thank you for being a friend
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That moment when you discover the babysitter has been drinking your breast milk
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OK everybody, check it out. The moon will be blocking three planets tonight in an event that only happens every 28 years. You'll need binoculars or a telescope to catch this, no funny glasses necessary
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You are a rich white boy that witnesses the Tube bombing and decide to tweet. Do you write: a) Hopes and Prayers b) Stay Strong c) This is why I don't take the Tube. Bonus hashtag; #therichdontdie
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Poll reveals most of us are ill-prepared for a zombie apocalypse. In related news, there are actually people who ARE prepared for a zombie apocalypse
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Copperfield magically makes a Tribble appear on his head
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: India has food trucks for elephants
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally, something to be outraged about: McDonald's employees are trained to use a secret technique to give customers less fries
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
French president suggests the country's workers are lazy. Outraged, the workers promise to take their protests to the streets once they've finished their hour-long smoking break
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman sues loan company for false advertising when A) she doesn't get the loan amount they promised, B) she doesn't get the interest rate they promised, or C) she doesn't get the orgasm they promised
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Has the alien megastructure mystery been solved? Turns out it's just a ring of dust, not an alien megastructure. Of course, people are so silly. The only alien megastructure is the one they use in Stargate
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, Jim Carrey has had enough of dumb questions
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Haunted by his defeat at hands of Mayweather, McGregor works on his demons with his girlfriend and child right by his side. By "demons", of course, I mean "suntan"
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shortest engagement ever
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The first new chocolate introduced since the 1930s is a naturally pink, fruit-flavored chocolate called 'Ruby'
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know who else performed a sex act in a cinema as he was watching a violent war film?
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman claims that eating helped her beat anorexia
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Philosophical questions for the modern age: Could you still be busted for drunk-driving even if you were "driving" a driverless car? Maybe. What about if you were standing on the roof? Definitely
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Farking magnets, how do they work? It's a little complicated, but here's a tip (just the tip) - don't do what this guy did
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin retracts apology for beheading Trump effigy
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Will the world end between September 20-23 when planet Nibiru slams into Earth? Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooooooooo
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers from the Romero Institute conclude cats like having their head scratched because it reminds them of their mothers who licked their faces when they were kittens
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS suicide bomber gets cold feet, runs away after coming under fire. Explosionarity ensues (with video)
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: A brown-haired man flies from Gatwick to Berlin. News: Using the wrong passport. Fark: The passport belonged to his blonde-haired girlfriend
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor drowned his sorrows after his loss to Mayweather by running up a $100,400 bar tab
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Slicing bread? You're doing it wrong
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I'm quitting before 2020"
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. Sorry for the additional delay folks. We're going to have to hold here while the drunken gentlemen who were just removed from the plane duke it out with police on the tarmac
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study shows that people are extremely bad at recalling iconic logos for Apple, Burger King, Starbucks, Domino's, and other household names of Corporate America. Clearly more advertising is needed to correct this problem
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Possibly checking reservations
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
71-year-old woman is considerate enough to leave her dashcam running while she goes out for a round of drunk driving
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Iran bans ugly people from being teachers: "Women with facial hair and men with acne, scars and fewer than 20 teeth will not be allowed in the classroom." Obviously, they all got teaching jobs in West Virginia
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Texas braces itself for floods, torrential rains, and an unforgiving reality they live in Texas. Hopefully you have all the bread, milk, and bleach you need. It's your Official Tropical Storm Harvey Discussion Thread. STAY SAFE, FARKERS
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First bourbon, then pizza, now spaghetti sauce covers a highway in third Arkansas food spill in as many weeks. Golden Corral plans to open new restaurant in the same place
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The worst wedding disasters of all time. "The groom revealed his wife had been sleeping with the best man"
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Son, you got a panty on your head"
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
USS John McCain may have been attacked by a cyber weapon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Trying to look like a Barbie doll. New hotness: Trying to look like a Sex doll
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth will not abdicate, stand aside, and let Charles take her duties as officials seek to quash rumors the monarch will make him Prince Regent
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Because we all need some "dawwww" time, here are some overfriendly oversized puppers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Who's a good little fish? You are. Yes you are. You're a good little fish"
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just say neigh to drugs
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's a new test to find out whether you have the condition wherein you taste words. It starts out with a bowl of alphabet soup
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Come check out this "Digital Detox" camp that helps kids break their internet addiction through counseling and exercise. And when that doesn't work, tortures them to death
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No, no, no, no, no, no, HELL NO, no, no
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Big Ben's bongs to fall silent for four years. Says he'll go with edibles in the meantime
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New research from the "No shiat, Sherlock" journal finds that you shouldn't use smiley face emojis in formal business emails because it makes you look incompetent :) xxxxx
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drinkers share the most ridiculous vessels they've ever been served drinks from, including a laundry basket, lightbulb and a plastic bag. Unclear why they don't just drink from the bottle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Should you leave your kids home alone for summer holiday for weeks at a time? I guess it depends on how much damage to your house you're willing to endure
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
JK Rowling's new detective series set to launch. It's about a young wizard who goes to wizard school and then opens a detective agency for wizards. Not affiliated with the Magical Law Enforcement Squad
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The emperor's new fall line (not safe for work)
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"So, why were you convicted?" "Biased jury" , "lawyer farked me" , "I pled guilty" , "a parrot bit me"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neighbors spend a lot of time and effort trying to get their neighbor to turn off the garden light when they just could have bought some curtains. I got some nice blackout curtains on Amazon because the sun keeps rising no matter what I do
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Developers in Dubai planning underwater mansions. Subby meantime stuck with underwater mortgage
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sex expert suggests women listen to what their vaginas are saying. Barring that, maybe lip reading would work
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Driverless cars can misread stop signs that have "love STOP hate" graffiti and interpret them as 45 MPH, but since this is the Daily Mail you now have to question the existence of love and hate
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Using the latest GPS technology, geographers discover that your favorite civic monument builders were doing it WRONG and their markers lack credibility. "Equally humiliating is London's claims of accurately pinpointing the Greenwich Prime Meridian"
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever found stuff in your new home left there by past tenants? Newspapers? Old pictures? Ok. How about snakes?
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How are under-performing employees handled where you work? This company takes a rather extreme approach
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Perhaps leading the police on a 120mph chase is not the best decision when driving a Volkswagen Scirocco
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Denmark, Game of Thrones isn't fantasy. And if this gets greenlit, someone will probably link the garish mausoleum he refuses to be buried in
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Madonna's brother says he's got another Madonna tell-all book in him which is, by definition, not a tell-all book because he did that in the first book. This would be a tell-stuff-I-forgot in the first-book, book
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If President Duterte thinks that 'Kim Jong-un is a chubby-faced maniac playing with dangerous toys', then perhaps we should really worry
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Norwegian anti-immigration group posts picture on their Facebook page of bus full of scary Muslim women wearing veils, but are actually just bus seats. Allah Akbus
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drivers are advised to remain in place until the ferry is fully docked
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Asteroid skimming Earth's atmosphere will test the NASA Planetary Defense System. In other news, we have a NASA Planetary Defense System
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm a copper shark. I'm a copper shaaaark. Thanks for the fiiiiiiiiish. I'm a copper shaaaark
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Who, this puppy? Yes, her. Couldn't be. Then w...actually she still has her head in the jar, so it was her
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study by the Romero Institute finds religious people cling to beliefs even when they contradict evidence because they are overly emotional and irrational
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How many North Koreans does it take to launch a new missile? A: two. One to launch it, and one to watch Japanese news to see where it crashed into the ocean
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Parenting mistakes you shouldn't make but will anyway
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even at 49, Stephanie Seymour is hotter than your 20 something girlfriend. (Not Safe for Work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: London hoarder creates "the most dangerous house in England." Fark: By storing so many items outside his property he needs a ladder to get in through an upstairs window
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Poland, it's legal to steal beer if you're naked
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beijing detains 18 members from a banned religious cult group that believes Jesus is a Chinese woman. Then things get weird
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman sees dead mom watering plants on Google Heaven
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ride 'em cowdog
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well, these used to work
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bosses reveal worst job interviews they've sat through, including the girl who wanted her mother to sit with her and the guy who dropped his meth. Oops
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man who walks his pet sheep everywhere is banned from all supermarket stores after hitting member of staff who asked him to leave (with pic of the lovely couple)
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