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107 headlines found matching 'MPs'
Sat December 27, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Add Steve Downie and Thomas Greiss of the Pittsburgh Penguins as the latest players to get the dreaded mumps
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(7)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
After clearing two major bumps, Dolly Parton's Imagination Library is coming to Santa Fe
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(38)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama's approval rating jumps to 48 percent on lawless tyranny, improving economy
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(91)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Women with three breasts taking her gimps for a walk. It must be Tuesday
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(16)
 
(Some Hoaloha)
 
 
 
"The Winter Storm Watch has been cancelled and replaced with a Blizzard Watch, bringing with it the possibility of 6 inches of snow, winds gusting up to 95 mph,and temps in the 20's. This has been your weather for Hawaii. Stay tuned for sports"
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(36)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions center Dominic Raiola follows in the cleat marks of Ndamukong Suh, stomps on opponent's outstretched ankle
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(67)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Instead of being called brats, woman proposes that children born into military families who often have to relocate be called CHAMPS. "Child Heroes Attached to Military Personnel"
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(163)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Before you grab a ridiculously cheap Airbnb listing this holiday season, check the listing to make sure you are not sleeping outside next to a dumpster. Because you totally could be
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(11)
 
(Oxford Dictionaries)
 
 
 
With 26 seasons and counting, it's no surprise that The Simpsons has irrevocably changed the English language itself, though true fans know they did a much better job of it in the first 10 seasons
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(46)
 
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Man runs stop sign, jumps a curb and blows a tire. He then walks away from the scene with his case of beer. Pretty impressive for a former police chief
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(24)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
English Bulldog jumps on his new bed, because fark you, that's why
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(10)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Life imitating The Simpsons: Here's what happens when you drive off with a wheel clamp on your car
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(77)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Army plans to use stationary blimps to prevent missile attack on DC. In true DC fashion, there will only be two: guaranteeing that the left and the right will be protected, while everyone else is screwed
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(94)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In celebration of Keith Richards' 71st birthday, here's Hunter Thompson interviewing Keith a while back and it's pretty much as coherent as you figure it would be
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(7)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Some Tinfoil Hat Guy)
 
 
 
Elf on Shelf conditions kids to accept a surveillance state. No word yet on FEMA camps for the naughty
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(68)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
In addition to the mumps epidemic in the NHL, there is another reason why you shouldn't let your kids play hockey: Poisonous Zambonis
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(12)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Cow jumps six-foot fence, damages three vehicles as it leads police on chase through town after escaping from butcher, offered athletic scholarship to Bovine University
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(36)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Friday "Crosby tested negative for mumps and is skating with the team." Sunday "Crosby tested positive and has a day left of being contagious." Reporters "what about the teammates he's exposed?" Pens *crickets*
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(36)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
...and the latest NHL player to have or possibly have mumps is....spins wheel....Sidney Crosby
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(17)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
You plan to publish silly nonsense to expose a predatory sham science journal? Simpsons did it
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(13)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
"The good news is that we've determined the cause of your mysterious stomach cramps. The other good news is that you're 39 weeks pregnant and it's a baby girl"
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(53)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson says she likes to munch on carpet or something
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(80)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man jumps over an enclosure to feed the lions, nearly succeeds
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(34)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two-year-old boy wins world record for lowest body core temperature (54F), after surviving hours outside in freezing temps while wearing only his PJs
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(35)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The Simpsons Christmas Couch Gag is here (Spoiler alert: link contains Simpsons Christmas Couch Gag)
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(18)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Texas brain mystery turns into a non-story upon the revelation that most brains were purged years ago. Follow-up trumps obvious tag... barely
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(26)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Congress wants to eliminate penis pumps from Medicare coverage. Austin Powers relieved to be covered by NHS, because that sort of thing IS his bag, baby
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(67)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
St. Louis County Police Chief Jon Belmar: "Rams called and apologized" Rams: "Ah, no we didn't" St. Louis Police: **pouts... stomps feet... runs to twitter**
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(541)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Remember Anna Chapman, that hot, red-headed Russian spy? She's now starring in a pro-Kremlin video where she fires a rifle, climb on tanks, pumps iron, marches, and learns how to stab somebody in the back
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(67)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Missing Ohio State University football player Kosta Karageorge has been found dead inside a dumpster of what police suspect is a self-inflicted gunshot wound
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(171)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Roberto Gomez Bolanos, best known to the English-speaking world as the inspiration for The Simpsons' "Bumble Bee Guy," dies at 85
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(48)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bestselling author dumps husband after falling in love with one of her characters. That's a novel approach
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(106)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who knew that Mars had streetlamps?
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(43)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(Oklahoma Daily)
 
 
 
Retired OU bio prof gets fame for feeding the squirrels who have learned to ignore thousands of students and to follow him for a nut or two. Hero trumps Sappy because he's been instrumental to repeated thwarting of OK creationists
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(19)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Berkeley, California approves putting climate change labels on gas pumps, as a warning to the 3 people in Berkeley who own a car that still runs on gas
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(39)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
In five months the United States will become the chair of the Arctic Council, an international group that looks after the Arctic Circle. I get goosebumps just thinking about it
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(31)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Storify)
 
 
 
Gamergate joins forces with Jack Thompson in their crusade for more ethics in gaming journalism. We're through the looking glass here, people
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(217)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Now that the election is safely over, the "centrist" masks start coming off. Indiana Governor Mike Pence said he is planning to throw thousands in his state off food stamps because it will be "ennobling" for them
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(168)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
Hobbyists and engineers tinker with breast pumps as part of worldwide effort to make them suck less while sucking more
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(14)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Third grade teacher doesn't understand why parents have a problem with her going on a conservative internet talk show to complain about Muslims on food stamps having the nerve to ask for specially prepared food. And also she's hot
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(157)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Wisconsin gov Scott Walker: Denying health care to low-income people helps them 'live the American dream.' Hey Scott, you spelled 'die behind a dumpster' wrong
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(96)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The history of how the first wildcats living on the outskirts of human camps evolved into LOLcats is a fascinating story
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(43)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Lost in last night's Simpsons/Futurama crossover was this: Canyonero now available as a hybrid. Unexplained fires remain a question for the courts
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(47)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Homer, Bender. Bender, Homer. Simpsons/Futurama crossover proves existence of benevolent creator. It's "Simpsorama" this Sunday (w/ sneak preview goodness)
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(74)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Here's a 3D cake portraying a half-dissected Ralph Wiggum from 'The Simpsons' and you want this for your next occasion so very badly
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(78)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
Fox News breaks the rules and gives exit poll results a full two hours before the polls close in order to help their candidate win in New Hampshire
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(83)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New Hampshire GOP comes up with innovative voter suppression idea, drown Democrats
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(70)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Hampshire city wants group to stop feeding parking meters, say they really miss that sweet, sweet parking ticket money
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(147)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
71% of all new jobs in New Hampshire have gone to immigrants. Apparently it's hard to find Americans who are willing to sit and wait two months to fill a bucket with sap dripping from a maple tree
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(70)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Lamps. Lots of Lamps
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(19)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Former Senator Brown, do you know of any place in New Hampshire that isn't where you live or Manchester?" "Not really, no"
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(59)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
We will never be world series champs. It don't run in our blood. That kind of luxe just ain't for us. We crave a different kind of buzz
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(28)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man sues Obama over airstrikes against ISIS. No word on when he'll be sent to the Ebola camps
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(79)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
For those of you unable to enjoy any form of entertainment without being flung into a frenzy of analysis, here's all the deep mathematics that you never knew were hidden in The Simpsons
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(17)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this printemps painting
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(20)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
When Lorne Michaels saved America: how five minutes on SNL saved the country from a decade of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson and their family dominating the reality TV airwaves
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(104)
 
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
What a car looks like after a passing truck dumps a load of cement beams onto it
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(77)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
And today the person to blame for obesity is... shakes magic 8-ball... Homer Simpson
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(97)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Funeral home unveils its new Firework Memorial program and offers packages like the "Ultimate Goodbye," "Sensational Celebration," and the "Hunter S. Thompson"
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(30)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Goodfellas actor suing Fox for $250 million because one of the mobsters on the Simpsons resembles him. In other news, Fred Flintstone is also suing because Homer Simpson is ripping him off
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(51)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
President Obama is keeping his schedule clear to focus on Ebola, and whether it can be used to justify the FEMA camps he has so longed to open
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(44)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wanting to show he has more game than Joe Namath, Cleveland's Tristan Thompson provides us with today's "Was that wrong, should I have not done that?" moment
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(45)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
New Hampshire town records first homicide in literally forever
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(51)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen mom of the year dumps her 16 month-old with a heroin user so the child can 'have a normal life.' Um...what?
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(69)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
The surprising things your zip code says about you, although the order in which you and your neighbors are to be shipped to FEMA resettlement camps in Idaho when the NAFTA superhighway is pushed through strangely absent
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(61)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
While the everyone is collectively evacuating their bowels over Ebola, Eastern Equine Encephalitis has killed a second person in New Hampshire
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(59)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(Global Voices)
 
 
 
Having solved all other legislative problems, Russia considers outlawing tramp stamps. NTTAWWT
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(51)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Another SEC team has moved into the No.1 spot. This time Mississippi State jumps the Seminoles for first place. Florida State has won 21 straight games, but they didn't get a chance to beat an overrated SEC team
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(61)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Mad scientists in the desert say 19 million amps, a 10,000 tesla magnetic field, some lasers, and a teeny tiny bit of deuterium can make a whole lot of neutrons. Which for some reason is a good thing and not guaranteed to kill us all
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(32)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
If you're keeping track of "O.J. Simpson dying in prison stories," add this one to your list
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(100)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Goat jumps off roof, kills kid
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(59)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
North Korea publicly acknowledges existence of Happy Fun camps for first time
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(108)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ryan Murphy's next project for FX will be American Crime Story, a ten-episode series that will finally go where numerous news magazines, books, and interviews have gone before: the OJ Simpson trial
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(23)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
25 years of Simpsons couch gags played at the same time in one video. It's like life flashing before our eyes
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(28)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Julia Pierson jumps the fence, Russia gets cock blocked, and Ebolaloha: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/28 - 10/4
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(1)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The gay marriage debate has splintered the GOP into 3 camps. No word on which one will be camping out at rest stop men's rooms
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(177)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Adidas jumps
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(5)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy shipyard stops 300 workers from working on nuclear-powered ships after learning their credentials were signed by Admiral H.J. Simpson
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(54)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The U.S. Postal Service unveiled their new Wilt Chamberlain stamps (Safe For Work)
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(21)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants tight end fares poorly in his fantasy football league last week on account of benching the wrong player in favor of someone else. The benched player? Himself. "Amusing" trumps "Dumbass" because, hey, it's just fantasy football
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(19)
 
(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Secret Service Director Julia Pierson jumps the fence
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(298)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Good news: FCC unanimously dumps the NFL's TV blackout rules. Bad news: Raiders, Jaguars, and Rams games will always be televised
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(53)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Simpsons producer Al Jean talks about killing off SPOILER ALERT
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(68)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Games Industry International)
 
 
 
Gamestop to hire a staggering 25,000 temps to help during Christmas rush, every one of whom would like to know if you would like to buy an extended third-party warranty on sealed, boxed software
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(31)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can you tell the difference between a real television show and a parody from the Simpsons from its title? Take the quiz
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(31)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
On a rare occasion, you see a video that makes you stop what you're doing, thinking, even breathing. At that moment, when your heart jumps into your throat, and your nerve endings fire, you realize you're seeing something memorable
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(69)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
Cops called to city dumpster and find a naked couple having "intimate relations" on a heap of trash
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(68)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah Lt. Gov Cox whips it out and slaps it on the table, going on a career ending rampage about term limits, money equaling free speech, calls politics a 'Dumpster fire,' and slides in a dig at Romney for saying things only rich white people say
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(63)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama's time machine strikes again, this time attaching food stamps to the farm bill for the first time...in 1973
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(84)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kenan Thompson leaving SNL after this season. What's up with that?
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(59)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Lake Tahoe Ironman triathlon has been canceled due to smoke from a 82,000 acre fire. Wimps
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(26)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Challenger Round in the Chase continues, Who may end up facing elimination next week without a strong performance today? It's the Sylvania 300 from New Hampshire (2:00 PM ET, ESPN)
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(396)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
100-year-old woman jumps out of cake v...e...r...y s...l...o...w...l...y
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(25)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Vikings WR Jerome Simpson found to be in trouble with the law again, and the Vikings are waiting for all the facts to come out before makin...no, wait, they're actually releasing him immediately
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(34)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Al Jean says that when The Simpsons kills off a character in the upcoming season premiere, that character will stay dead, unlike what happened with Family Guy. Smart money's on Krusty and Grandpa
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(78)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The terms of his Jan. 2 probation called for Simpson to have no alcohol-related, drug-related or traffic offenses." Oops, oops, and oops
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(8)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Angry constituents Frog-March politician outside and throw him in a dumpster
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(39)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Scientist get rare glimpse of Kim Jong-Un's secret volcanic lair
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(53)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Simpsons were the inspiration for several popular items and have never received proper credit. D'oh
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(38)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A glimpse of what our beloved series of tubes will look like without net neutrality. Only available to those with priority access to fark.com
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(79)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Was Fred Flintstone happier than Homer Simpson?
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reclusive author Thomas Pynchon rewrote the Simpson's episode he starred in so he wouldn't have to make jokes about the size of Homer's ass: "Sorry, guys. Homer is my role model and I won't speak ill of him" (w/ script revisions)
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(33)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Great white shark chomps kayak off Plymouth, Mass. Which technically is just a boating accident. With helpful picture stolen directly from the movie poster
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(34)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Your teenaged girlfriend dumps you. Do you A: Move on B: Write a poem about her. C: Pose as a cop, call her at her job tell her boss she is being arrested and demand to talk to her
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(33)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is just beginning as Jessica Simpson announces plans to return to music
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(129)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Permanent temps: What your life as an 'elderly migrant' worker will be like when you can't retire
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(92)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Robber jumps from hotel window while fleeing from police, winds up on USC injury report
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(16)
 

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