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Thu February 09, 2012
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(Think Progress) Strange New Hampshire Republicans propose bill to eliminate workers' lunch breaks. Bills requiring workers to kick puppies and root for Duke still in committee  (thinkprogress.org) (60)
(Reading Eagle) Dumbass Former PA State Senator compares driver's licenses to slavery, immediately jumps to third in GOP primary  (readingeagle.com) (38)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Washington Post) Asinine Asinine tag trumps Boobies tag as the Susan G. Komen Foundation decides to combat breast cancer by cutting off funding for breast cancer screening  (washingtonpost.com) (132)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Julian Assange to appear on The Simpsons, sexually assault Miss Krabappel, leak all of Mr. Burns' secret files   (theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com) (16)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious It looked like Obama's re-election campaign was sailing against some stiff political winds, but then hot air masses in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Florida dramatically changed the climate  (news.yahoo.com) (71)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Slate) Spiffy "The Simpsons" has amassed a staggering collection of fine art references over 23 seasons, though surprisingly no seascapes by Homer  (slate.com) (45)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Daily Mail) Fail Haiti = Fail: 520,000 people remain in squalid camps, many more returned to wrecked homes rather than endure the camps' inhuman conditions, blamed for driving up violence, rape and pedophilia  (dailymail.co.uk) (118)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Yahoo) Sad LAPD detective Phillp Vanatter, who led the OJ Simpson investigation, has died at age 70 from cancer. However, cancer released a statement today denying involvement in Vanatter's death and vowing to find the real killer  (news.yahoo.com) (54)


Sun January 22, 2012
(CNN) Cool Dempsey becomes the first American soccer player ever to score a hat trick in the EPL  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (24)


Sat January 21, 2012
(NewsBusters) Dumbass NPR's Nina Totenberg claims that more people used food stamps under Bush than Obama. Not only is she wrong, but instantly starts claiming that "Facts Don't Matter" to Newt on the subject  (newsbusters.org) (90)
(Daily Mail) Fail After town council spends over a decade and £18 million to clear illegal traveler settlement from campsite, travelers set up new campsite next door  (dailymail.co.uk) (96)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass "Bride-to-be dumps her boyfriend to move in with his father" Wow, are your SO's parents attractive in THAT way?  (dailymail.co.uk) (250)
(Some Guy) Silly PC school board says cougar mascot offensive to women. Lisa Simpson conscientiously quibbles that technically it's a puma, which is more akin to the jaguar than to the mountain lion. Go, Puma Power  (lasvegas.cbslocal.com) (295)
(WRCB-TV) Fail If you've ever wondered which nuclear power plant Homer Simpson works at, I think we've found the answer  (wrcbtv.com) (43)
(Short List) Amusing British TV announcers have been deliberately mispronouncing The Simpsons for years. This would never happen with Downton Abbey  (shortlist.com) (32)
(Daily Mail) Stupid Hundreds of primary school-age children granted licences to use shotguns. What could possibly go wrong?  (dailymail.co.uk) (82)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Mercury News) Misc OJ Simpson may have never found the real killers, but he found Khloe Kardashian's real father. And it is him  (mercurynews.com) (98)
(BBC) Fail Where to put a sign that reads: "Please do not attach or affix any structures or objects to the park furniture and trees at Highbury Fields including the benches and lamp posts."?  (bbc.co.uk) (44)
(CBS South Carolina) News Rick Perry loses Iowa contest, loses New Hampshire contest, and...uh will forget the third contest  (www2.wspa.com) (165)
(Buzzfeed) Weird I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Jessica Simpson wearing a giant deformed penis mask  (buzzfeed.com) (45)


Wed January 18, 2012
(KATU) Strange Unusual winter storm dumps snow on Oregon Zoo. Come for the confused cheetahs; stay for the snowman being mauled by lions. Warning: slideshow  (katu.com) (53)
(Gizmodo) Fail The MPAA doesn't like these 'blackout' protest shenanigans at all...Nope, not one bit *pulls out world's tiniest violin* Fail tag trumps Ironic tag due to the sheer stupidity of it all  (gizmodo.com) (232)
(The Sun) Hero Man dumps girls for a living. The Sun is there  (thesun.co.uk) (61)


Tue January 17, 2012
(USA Today) Florida O.J. Simpson loses Florida home to bank foreclosure. Current asking price now slashed to the bone  (content.usatoday.com) (77)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Some Naked Guy) Obvious Police mistake Emma Thompson for a naked man. AWKWARD  (huffingtonpost.co.uk) (33)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Warming Glow) Interesting Ten TV series that overstayed their welcome. Yes, the Simpsons are on there  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (439)
(New Zealand Herald) Followup Lost in all the discussion about Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul is the fact that Vermin Supreme got 831 votes in the New Hampshire primary. "I am a tyrant that you can trust"  (nzherald.co.nz) (90)


Thu January 12, 2012
(LiveLeak) Video Fisherman plays 'mack the knife'. Shark trumps with 'when the shark bites' (language Not safe for work)  (liveleak.com) (32)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Fail James O'Keefe did us all the favor of filming himself conspiring to commit felony vote fraud in New Hampshire yesterday   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (297)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Starpulse) Obvious Pregnant Jessica Simpson craving macaroni and cheese, everything else  (starpulse.com) (67)
(AP) PSA NEW HAMPSHIRE election results, updated in near-realtime. FARK: Bachmann has ALMOST as many votes as Perry  (hosted.ap.org) (483)
(Philly.com) Interesting Pennsylvania plans to make the amount of food stamps that people receive contingent on the assets they possess. You hungry? You gonna need to sell that playstation  (philly.com) (250)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Washington Post) Strange Electric spark from homeowner's refrigerator jumps to a dozen cans of insecticide and redefines "bug bomb"  (washingtonpost.com) (30)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Early polling rumors indicate that Romney will take first place in New Hampshire, and second place will go to RON PA--sorry, wait, it will go to...Jon Huntsman. Who?  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (96)
(BBC) Obvious Report says that people should go at least two days a week without drinking. Forty-eight non-consecutive hours in a week counts as two days, right?  (bbc.co.uk) (53)
(Politico) Interesting Apparently Fartbongo's death panels and kenyanized medicine have New Hampshire wingnuts all petered out as their battle cry heading into 2012 is a collective "meh"  (politico.com) (91)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup For CBS covering New Hampshire, Ron Paul is he that shall not be named  (libertypulse.com) (294)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Washington Post) PSA Tonight, the remaining GOP candidates square off in preparation for the New Hampshire primary. Will Santorum blast Romney? Will it be worth watching since Bachmann is gone? The derp begins at 9pm ET on ABC  (washingtonpost.com) (1164)
(Mediaite) Amusing Actual headline: RuPaul Is 'Campaigning' In New Hampshire To Spread Awareness That He Is Not Ron Paul. "Any time a man leaves the house in a wig and a pair of cha cha heels, he's making a political statement." RUPAUL  (mediaite.com) (74)


Fri January 06, 2012
(New York Magazine) Silly Psychic spider-monkey will predict the winner of the New Hampshire primary. It's more scientific than a caucus, at least  (nymag.com) (30)
(Mother Jones) Interesting Will New Hampshire's much-hyped bloc of independent voters give Jon Huntsman and Ron Paul a win? Probably not, because they don't exist  (motherjones.com) (20)
(Crooks & Liars) Ironic Stupid: New Hampshire GOP passes new bill allowing parents the choice to not educate their children. HILARIOUS: Request must be made in writing  (crooksandliars.com) (234)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Gingrich says he's going to barge into the next NAACP conference and tell them to get off food stamps. Yes, really   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (502)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Think Progress) Stupid Worried about monarchical rule and inability of local barons to control peasants? Well, New Hampshire might have a solution  (thinkprogress.org) (68)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Neatorama) Cool 13 perfectly cromulent Simpsons jokes that actually came true (link updated)  (ranker.com) (49)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Rick Perry "talks bumps and grinds," but not in his fabulous jacket  (huffingtonpost.com) (8)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Key West -- which writers Ernest Hemingway, Tennessee Williams, Robert Frost, Judy Blume, Robert Stone, Jim Harrison, Maria Bishop, Mark Childress and others have called home -- is down to one bookstore. Sad easily trumps Florida  (keysnet.com) (142)


Wed December 28, 2011
(KTLA) Stupid Woman jumps barriers, pets elephants at zoo. She sounds flat  (ktla.com) (14)
(Some Guy) Strange The first Hello Kitty restaurant in China features pink tablecloths and lamps, waiters in white shirts with red bows and blue rompers, and a Christmas tree in the middle of the room, surrounded with Kitty balloons  (asiaone.com) (33)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Springfield Republican) PSA Compact fluorescent lamps could burn your house down (but probably won't)  (masslive.com) (159)
(Daily Mail) Cool 800 year old stone found in Scotland that looks like Homer Simpson  (dailymail.co.uk) (67)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Deadspin) Video Jerome Simpson's ridiculous somersault TD gets the super-super-slow-mo treatment  (deadspin.com) (111)
(Fox Business) Stupid Author of "Scroogenomics: Why You Shouldn't Buy Presents for the Holidays," Compares Christmas shopping to the Homer Simpson theory of why people do things: "It's because they're stupid, that's why"  (foxbusiness.com) (72)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Boston Herald) PSA Massachusetts will let you buy lottery tickets with food stamps unless you get one of those downer clerks who insists on enforcing the rules  (bostonherald.com) (71)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Putin puts a Playboy model in the Parliament. If this doesn't get more young people involved in politics, then it at least will wear out the arms of all the other male MPs  (dailymail.co.uk) (57)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Romney beating off Gingrich in New Hampshire   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (47)


Tue December 13, 2011
(The Sun) Asinine What might socialized medicine cost? Try over $300,000 in four years for removing ugly tattoos from stupid people  (thesun.co.uk) (142)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Website offers rare glimpse of North Korean TV. Hey, it beats watching Community  (news.yahoo.com) (129)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Telegraph) Sad While Rihanna dumps a new album of AutoTune mediocrity every year, Adele is talking 2 to 3 more years before she releases her next  (telegraph.co.uk) (82)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Daily Mail) Cool Memory Lane: Remember everything you ever wanted for Christmas as a kid? Take a look at this catalog from 1976 for a glimpse of how we used to live  (dailymail.co.uk) (536)


Thu December 08, 2011
(BBC) Interesting CERN reports having seen glimpse of Higgs boson next week. With classic picture of mad scientist from central casting  (bbc.co.uk) (50)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary Woman denied food stamps responds by shooting children, self. Oh SNAP  (washingtonpost.com) (490)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Followup So, it wasn't right to send penis enlargement pumps to diabetics on Medicare? Should I not have done that?  (chicagotribune.com) (21)
(The Local (Germany)) Strange German National Socialist Union cell created and sold Pogromly board game, based on Monopoly, with concentration camps instead of railroads and gas works instead of water works. Nahtzee probably gets boring after a while  (thelocal.de) (35)


Sun December 04, 2011
(KING5) Interesting While you were busy trying to make ends meet, a woman in Seattle has been collecting $1200 a month in housing assistance, along with food stamps and living in a 2,500 square-foot home, with gardens and a boat dock, that is valued at $1.2 million  (king5.com) (162)


Thu December 01, 2011
(The Macomb Daily) Amusing Person in gorilla suit dumps sand in Little Caesars and runs away ... numerous times  (macombdaily.com) (20)
(BBC) Stupid Hungary makes being hungry in Hungary a $600 fine  (bbc.co.uk) (25)
(The Blemish) Interesting Confirmed: Jessica Simpson is giving birth to a Butterball Turkey  (theblemish.com) (52)
(post gazette) Amusing Bank van accidentally dumps cash on Pennsylvania highway. $100,000 goes up for grabs  (post-gazette.com) (38)
(CNNGo) Cool World's first chocolate theme park travels through China. Though it still lacks all-you-can-eat live chocolate puppies, it's nice to see Homer Simpson's greatest vision one step closer to being realized  (cnngo.com) (40)
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Throwing poop is a sign of intelligence in chimps; inner workings of Congress remain inexplicable  (physorg.com) (11)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Washington Post) Fail Rick Perry dismisses gaffes, before referring to the "New Hampshire caucus". Oops  (washingtonpost.com) (60)
(NJ.com) Fail Number of New Jersey residents on food stamps has doubled in the past four years. Now that's change you can wait in line for  (nj.com) (67)
(CNN) Amusing New Hampshire state Representative jumps off of Cain train due to reports of an extra-marital affair, decides to endorse the farthest thing from an adulterer in the 2012 GOP field, Newt Gingrich   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (49)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Salon) Dumbass Orly Taitz has found new allies in the New Hampshire GOP as she continues on her mad quest to incorrectly prove Obama isn't a natural born citizen  (salon.com) (150)
(Mercury News) Spiffy Mercury News thinks FARK's recent NFL headline stomps all over the competition (6th section)  (mercurynews.com) (1)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida If you want to stop cars from speeding down your street, should you A: Install speed bumps? B: Erect speed limit signs? or C: Throw bricks through car's windows as they drive by?  (tampabay.com) (87)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Fox News) Sad Jon Huntsman says that his New Hampshire chances may be... oh, what's the point of finishing this headline? *turns off the lights, leaves*  (foxnews.com) (65)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Washington Post) Interesting AOL revamps AIM by adding photos and video. Customers can finally get to see what the other 9 users look like  (washingtonpost.com) (24)
(New York Daily News) Asinine Jessica Simpson does not ride the elevator with commoners  (nydailynews.com) (61)


Sat November 12, 2011
(mass live) Hero New Hampshire man raises $66,000 for vets by making a million free throws over two years. In other news, Shaquille O'Neal raises $1.38  (masslive.com) (18)
(The New York Times) Spiffy Old and busted: Hearts, stars, dragons, and tramp-stamps. New hotness: science tattoos (ink, skin and science slideshow)  (nytimes.com) (20)
(My Fox Phoenix) Fail Truck overturns and dumps 575 boxes of lettuce across interstate, snarling traffic for 7 hours. Company officials promise heads will roll  (myfoxphoenix.com) (32)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Cool Tony Romo will continue to shine, no matter what Jessica Simpson says  (bleacherreport.com) (101)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup New Hampshire GOP says Rick Perry was definitely not drunk or on drugs when he gave his bizarre speech, he's just naturally bizarre  (news.yahoo.com) (113)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine Where the geek with everything dumps his data logs  (geekosystem.com) (16)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Hollyscoop) Unlikely Jessica Simpson says weight gain was great for business. #CHINNING  (hollyscoop.com) (29)
(ESPN) Unlikely Baltimore jumps above the Patriots after barely escaping a "trap game" in this week's NFL Power Rankings (Week 9)  (espn.go.com) (348)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Jessica Simpson confirms that she has been pregnant for the past six years  (scoop.today.msnbc.msn.com) (38)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Huffington Post) Spiffy There's something poetic about Johnny Depp and Hunter S. Thompson losing out to an animated cat at the box office  (huffingtonpost.com) (47)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Weird Jessica Simpson tweets a picture for people with a very specific fetish  (holymoly.com) (45)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Scientific American) Cool Support for geoengineering by blocking out the sun. SIMPSONS DID IT  (scientificamerican.com) (74)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Science Daily) Interesting Computer scientists crack the Copiale Cipher, dating from 18th century Germany; are now working on other mysteries, including the unsolved Zodiac Killer ciphers, the Voynich Manuscript, and why "The Simpsons" is still on TV  (sciencedaily.com) (95)
(Slacktory) Spiffy Absurdly extensive analysis of various cultural references made in The Simpsons during its heyday  (mcgarnagle.com) (47)


Sun October 23, 2011
(LA Daily News) Obvious State and national policies on pot are confusing and should be reconciled, say people who are too high to remember that federal law trumps state law  (dailynews.com) (132)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious Michelle Bachmann's entire New Hampshire staff jumps ship  (politics.blogs.foxnews.com) (65)


Thu October 20, 2011
(CBC) Hero Meanwhile, in Canada, Conservative politicians make an "It Gets Better" video  (cbc.ca) (88)
(SFGate) Fail Truck jackknifes, dumps load of 2,500 chickens across highway. Road closes until CHP can pullet off  (sfgate.com) (46)
(Sun Guy) Obvious ♫ We lie in the sun 'til we get melanoma. The lights are all on but there's nobody homma. Got lumps on our skin bigger than the metrodoma. Heyyy Melanoma. ♫  (dc101.com) (57)
(Topless Robot) Interesting The ten most significant, lasting, and non-retconned changes in The Simpsons. Can I buy you a feeling?  (toplessrobot.com) (88)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Coming Soon) Spiffy The second season premiere of "The Walking Dead" limps its way to record ratings  (comingsoon.net) (207)
(Rhymes with Montreal Gazette) Obvious "If you start breaking Christians up into their smaller groups, non-believers come close to being the dominant religion, if you can call no religion a religion. That's like calling not collecting stamps a hobby"  (montrealgazette.com) (225)


Thu October 13, 2011
(YouTube) Video Guy straps a big fan to his back, flys a parachute to the top of a mountain, camps through a thunderstorm, flys his parachute back home. Tadaaa  (youtube.com) (62)

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