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Headlines matching 'MPs'
Fri April 18, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(APS Physics)
 
 
 
The sports nerds at FiveThirtyEight just got some physics geek competition. Politics tab trumps sports and geek
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(13)
 
(Santa Barbara Independent)
 
 
 
If you threw a partially used artillery shell in a dumpster in Solvang, California, the police would REALLY like to have a word with you
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(68)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Preacher born with no arms or legs spreads anti-bullying message by going on a 10,000 hugs tour. His first idea was reportedly a 10,000 fistbumps tour, but that proved logistically impossible
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(52)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr jumps onstage at Stings 60th birthday party and sings Sting's stuff better than he does. No, seriously, he blows Sting off the stage. (w/video)
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(114)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mumps outbreak in Ohio now tops 200 cases. If only there was a widely available and proven safe method of preventing it from happening
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(71)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
AOL revamps homepage to highlight video content, confuse its remaining elderly users
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(16)
 
(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
Smithsonian's National Fossil Hall will be welcoming its first nearly-complete T. rex specimen and you can watch the arrival live stream at 9am EDT, and get a glimpse of their new Rex Room
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(17)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm Scott Brown. I drive a truck. I used to be a Masshole, but then I packed my bags and drove my truck up to New Hampshire shortly after losing my Senate seat so I can be *your* senator. Because f*ck those guys,"
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(41)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
This summer you can watch the Simpsons go from good to great to crap as FXX airs all 552 episodes back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back
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(100)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, try again: Man who unsuccessfully tried to hang himself in a hotel room decides to wait a day, then jumps off the 9th floor, narrowly missing pedestrians
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(45)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Large mumps outbreak at tOSU tied to anti-vaxxers. With helpful picture of two smallpox victims from the 1930s
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(138)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Pistorius stumps for forgiveness
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(30)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
NASDAQ slumps on news that your app translating Shakespeare into dog isn't worth more than the GDP of most countries
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(23)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
If you're selling illegal drugs in Nebraska, you better have state-issued drug tax stamps. It doesn't make the drug sales legal, but you can be charged for not having one
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(108)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Streak vs Beast. GOAT vs HHH. Cena vs Wyatt. Laissez les bon temps roulez, it's WWE Wrestlemania XXX, live from New Orleans. Preshow begins at 5pm EDT on WWE Network
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(4570)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Spiritual Common Sense)
 
 
 
Woman who has worked with chimps for decades turns 80 today. Hint: It's not your mom
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(16)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
After earthquake, Californians watch for "unusual water patterns" in ports, lava lamps
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(5)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Guard sees body on the pavement, figures it's an April Fools gag and tosses it in a dumpster. Joke's on him. It was a real body
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(67)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
If you live in New Hampshire, don't be surprised to see a shiny pickup truck with a carpetbag in the cab
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(24)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Street lamps are soooooo yesterday, the future holds glow-in-the-dark trees that will light your way
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(29)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan unveils his latest budget: lessee here slashes Medicaid, Food stamps,social services, student aid, and pensions? Check. Cuts taxes for the rich? Check. Huh, strange..no block grants for developing Galt's Gulch
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(151)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kenan Thompson still refuses to acknowledge the existence of Kel Mitchell. And if you know what this means, you probably watched Nickelodeon as a kid instead of NBC
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(54)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Sales at baseball card shops decline. Owners still watch for fraudulent cards, like the ones that have a picture of the Cubs and say "World Series Champs"
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(26)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who performed a sex act on a uniformed police officer wins £6,600 in damages for the psychological damage it caused
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(39)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Simpson LEGO minifigs are groin-grabbingly transcendent
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(34)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Barbara Boxer: WTF guys, your Viagra and penis pumps are covered under insurance yet you want to run the risk of getting your mistresses pregnant?
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(409)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Has Wal-Mart become a welfare queen after revealing it is dependent on food stamps?
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(512)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A new high-tech gumshield with a silicone balloon inside that rests against the teeth and is connected to a small machine that pumps air in and out of the balloon could replace braces... If it didn't make the wearer look even more ridiculous
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(38)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
DJ Tiësto bumps his head before the gig, declares that Flipmode is the greatest
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(19)
 


Sat March 22, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Republicans' war on poor people continues as Louisiana bans use of food stamps to pay for tattoos, lingerie, jewelry, video arcades, bail bonds, cruise ships, psychics, adult-entertainment, nightclubs, and bars
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(189)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Those scamps at Duke Energy have been caught -for the 8th time in a month- intentionally dumping toxic waste into a North Carolina river. In response NC Gov and former Duke executive Pat McCrory expected to sigh, wag his finger, and say "oh YOU"
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(101)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former Sen. Scott Brown as recently as last month: "Everyone* should take my 'People's Pledge' on campaign spending." *-not applicable in New Hampshire
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(34)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Dear Congress: the next time you want to cut food stamps because the deficit, here's an $11 billion Pentagon program, that doesn't work, nobody wants, and duplicates something we already have, that maybe you could cut instead
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(73)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Nobody puts baby in the dumpster. Well, almost nobody
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(34)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In today's installment of "Conservatives reach out to the gals": Ralph Reed says making people stay in loveless or abusive marriages is "a better solution than food stamps" for fighting poverty in this country
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(112)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
News: French train company will not be allowed to bid on Washington DC construction project. Fark: Until it pays reparations for transporting 76,000 French Jews and other undesirables to Nazi concentration camps
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(186)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Montana zoo sets up fake campsite inside grizzly bear enclosure to show what happens when you leave food laying around. Short version: to a bear, everything is pretty much a banana peel
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(28)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
'The Simpsons' made a 'Downton Abbey' parody, and it's pretty shocking. Or would be, if this were 1991
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(50)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dependency upon food stamps may be inimical to upward mobility, but it does at least prevent downward mobility to a depth of approximately minus six feet
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(91)
 


Sun March 16, 2014
(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Duke Energy twirls moustache as it purposefully pumps coal ash wastewater into NC river
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Fri March 14, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
House Speaker John Boehner accuses several states of 'cheating' and 'fraud' for sidestepping federal cuts to food stamps and giving a damn about poor people
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(89)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
State Legislature approves new sexual predator laws that will make Florida the "harshest state" for sexual predators and child molesters. Bonus: it passed unanimously. Hero tag trumps Florida tag for first time ever
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(241)
 


Tue March 11, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Production of "Anger Management" delayed after Charlie Sheen doesn't show up for several days of shooting. Obvious tag is off doing bumps with hookers, which is why it didn't show up for this headline
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(13)
 


Mon March 10, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Audi's 64 page hipster party guide; hors d'oeuvres may be freshly foraged by freegan dumpster divers
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(66)
 


Thu March 06, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's claims that Federal assistant programs like welfare are a "poverty trap" are blatantly false, and they even fly in the face of the philosophy of his idol Ayn Rand, whom he forgets was also on food stamps
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(220)
 


Tue March 04, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Blimps are back, and they could replace planes for shipping cargo to thinly-populated remote or isolated locations. Naturally, Canada is all over this
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(20)
 


Thu February 27, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska wants humpback whales removed from pesky endangered species list, proposes re-classifying them as "North Pacific Oil-Tanker Speedbumps"
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(44)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
While in Scotland be sure to visit the Mary Johnston which attracts thousands of tourists every year to catch but a shadowy glimpse of this strange mythical creature
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(14)
 


Sat February 22, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
New Hampshire HS basketball team ends the season with a one game winning streak ... after losing 81 straight over 4 years
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(3)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Lousy polar vortex. All it does is create single-digit temps with below-zero windchill, bring ice and snow, kill off stink bugs, and... wait. On second thought, I love the polar vortex
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(40)
 


Fri February 21, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Hospital pumps patient full of morphine, then lets him drive home. What could possibly go wrong?
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(41)
 


Tue February 18, 2014
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
Video
 
Spectacular lacrosse goal: You finally wake up, Thompson's gone to town, round his back, through the cage, then he screams, "Touchdown"
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(22)
 


Mon February 17, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
GoPros have been used in fantastic ways to give us mesmerizing glimpses of the world from unique perspectives. This is not one of them
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Depressed man jumps into tiger enclosure, but is rescued before sustaining serious injury. Doctors say that all things considered, he's doing gr-r-reat
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(37)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
The Simpsons will mark its 550th episode (on May 4, aka Star Wars day) with an episode made entirely out of Lego
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(64)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Ah, the joys of TV sci-fi in the '70s with all of the white jumpsuits, catsuited babes, and too many pornstaches to count
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(85)
 


Fri February 14, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift dumps her hair, will soon write song about how she didn't need it anyway and can find new hair whenever she wants
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(47)
 


Thu February 13, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Simpson-Bowles anti-debt fiscal group is now operating at a loss. If only there were some kind of published report that explained how to meet your expenses based upon revenue
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(14)
 


Wed February 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
O.J. Simpson goes on hunger strike in order to kill himself. Authorities expect it to be a slow drawn out drama
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(118)
 


Tue February 11, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
You can argue that Papa John's pizza is garbage, but you still shouldn't toss hundreds of pounds of rising dough into a dumpster
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(31)
 
(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Taco Bell manager thinks outside the bun, locks sleeping homeless man in the dumpster
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(53)
 


Sun February 09, 2014
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
High school student suspended for 10 days after he jumps in and stops bully from beating on gay kid. Zero tolerance meets Florida and gives birth to full blown asinine tag
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(177)
 


Sat February 08, 2014
(Nature World News)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. There are 10x the number of mid-depth fish in the sea as we thought. That means there is a possible mate for everybody, except Zoidberg, who will die alone in a non-Dumpster brand garbage bin. And of course, TotalFarkers
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(53)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
ABC's David Wright lumps Sarah Palin in with coaches who were encouraging third grade football players to hit each other in the head
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(59)
 


Fri February 07, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Largest wild colony of chimps in the world discovered in Congo forest, and even researchers are having a hard time counting from chimpan-a to chimpan-z
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(23)
 


Thu February 06, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
With the Olympics starting Friday, here's a handy GIF guide to figure skaters' jumps. Subby has watched them all and still can't tell the difference
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(22)
 


Wed February 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Teen girl learns to suppress her gag reflex to jumpstart her new career. (with pics)
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(52)
 


Tue February 04, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Who needs hotels with lightbulbs, TVs, lamps, chairs, curtains, wifi, heat, working toilets, hotel lobbies, electrical outlets that are not just plates screwed into drywall and clean running water? Not the journalists arriving at Sochi
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(290)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Justice Scalia would like you all to know that the SCOTUS ruling to allow internment camps was wrong but SCOTUS will probably make a similar ruling again. Sleep tight
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(59)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Merck ends using chimps for research, says it's faster and cheaper to just have the FDA approve their drugs so they can experiment directly on customers
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(10)
 


Mon February 03, 2014
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this serious case of grumps
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(24)
 


Sun February 02, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British politicians hold emergency debate on the most important crisis facing them. The Parliament canteen is putting up the price of tea. By five pence a cup
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(25)
 


Sat February 01, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Where are people spending their food stamps?" Obama administration: That's none of your farking business
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(245)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
No, The Simpsons did not predict The Super Bowl. BONUS: Math
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(38)
 


Thu January 30, 2014
(Microsoft)
 
 
 
CompSci major moonlighted in costume as his university's sports mascot, but then he graduated and faced a hard choice: work at Microsoft, or be a sports mascot in the big leagues? Why not both?
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(4)
 


Wed January 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you a hairy diabetic who smokes and suffers from stomach cramps? Do people call you a Neanderthal? They're right
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(25)
 
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Flames beat Stanley Cup Champs in overtime to reach season high win streak. Of 3
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(20)
 


Mon January 27, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mayor claims gay people are tolerated and respected in Sochi, which is why there are none to be found outside of the camps
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(31)
 


Sun January 26, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
In Obama's America, the new face of food stamps is working-age Americans
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(327)
 
(Bulawayo 24)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Cops flee from station as family dumps goblin"
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(57)
 


Sat January 25, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday night fights: UFC on FOX. Former UFC lightweight champ Benson Henderson goes toe-to-toe with former Strikeforce champ Josh Thompson. Online freelim starts at 4:30 / FS1 prelims at 5:00 / main card at 8pm on FOX
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(321)
 


Fri January 24, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cruise missiles vs. blimps. The Pentagon is betting on blimps
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(101)
 


Thu January 23, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scots enjoy first glimpse of untrimmed beaver in 500 years
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(30)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Italian mafia applauds Pope Francis, no longer feel clamps
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(24)
 


Wed January 22, 2014
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
57 year old man breaks his leg, crawls for six hours to get to a house in sub zero temps. And you thought your morning commute was bad
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(27)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity wimps out on threat to leave 'Socialist' New York over Cuomo remarks
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(110)
 


Tue January 21, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Serious advice for the estate agent on how to sell or rent a haunted house. Don't be a Marge Simpson. Sell that charming upscale murder house to the first Stupid Flanders to come along
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The 1930s. Nazis. Non-white children being rounded up and shipped to brutal work camps with guard dogs. Bricks and cows marked with swastikas. All in Brazil?
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(47)
 


Wed January 15, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts USA defends the sale of dozens of historic Girl scout Camps to developers saying that girls just aren't interested in camping anymore. Besides, every minute those loafers spend lounging in a tent is a minute they aren't selling cookies
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(77)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The Simpsons apologizes to Judas Priest for referring to them as 'Death Metal'
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(77)
 


Tue January 14, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Early Father of the year candidate throws 2-year-old son off a second-floor hotel balcony, then jumps himself
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
England will be getting a fifth of its energy from mining uneaten English food that has been flung into English garbage dumps in as little as 15 years. You submitted this with a spotted dick joke
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(21)
 


Mon January 13, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Report finds US government spent millions on penis pumps
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(118)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
You kids are cute with your Jennifer Lawrence worship, but we grown-ups are over here fighting over which one of us gets to lick the residue from Emma Thompson's martini glass
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(43)
 


Sun January 12, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Yawn: bird dives in river, catches fish. OMG: fish jumps out of river, catches bird (w/video)
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(26)
 


Fri January 10, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctor's group warns congress that cutting food stamps could end up costing the government MORE money as medical bills skyrocket. Apparently malnutrition can cause all sorts of chronic health problems..who knew?
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(92)
 


Thu January 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Illinois Governor Pat Quinn (D) compares challenger Bruce Rauner (R-elease the hounds) to The Simpsons' Mr. Burns. Excellent
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(26)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
"Americans are becoming 'weather wimps'" according to scientists wearing sweaters in 80 degree laboratories
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(42)
 
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Cops pay $80 cab ride for man that just walked 30 miles in freezing temps for a simple traffic court hearing
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(42)
 
(Maine Morning Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ready to watch a show where people sit for hours in frigid temps waiting for something interesting to happen? No, it's not reruns of last weeks Today Show
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(9)
 


Wed January 08, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Astronomers directly image planet orbiting Beta Pictoris B, catch a glimpse of the approaching Ko-Dan Armada
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(40)
 


Tue January 07, 2014
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Even Southern Californians are suffering form the effects of the polar vortex, some even choosing to use the drive-thru at Starbucks to avoid the bitter 60-degree temps
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(48)
 


Mon January 06, 2014
(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
On "The Simpsons" tonight, Bart teaches Homer how to download pirated movies/episodes. In real life Fox sues and wins $10 million dollar judgment against Simpson "pirate"
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(82)
 


Sun January 05, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The first official Lego Simpsons set is awesome. Clearly, all those bad modern Simpsons episodes were totally worth it
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(36)
 


Sat January 04, 2014
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Hard to believe it's been just 20 years since North American Free Trade Agreement opponents started screaming about world government black helicopters, FEMA concentration camps in Idaho and 50-lane NAFTA superhighways through Texas, huh?
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(92)
 


Fri January 03, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The people complaining the most about O'Brien leaving Penn State are the very people that caused it. Followup trumps obvious, ironic tags
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson has cancer, and wants to die at home, like his victims
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(189)
 


Thu January 02, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Well..I mean...prison camps are technically structures...sooooo, yeah
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(National Monitor)
 
 
 
Global warming means mangrove swamps are growing northward. That's right, Florida is spreading
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Wed January 01, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gasoline addict arrested again for drinking from fuel pumps, finds his mileage does vary
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(CBS Connecticut)
 
 
 
New Hampshire considers legalizing an ounce of marijuana, still unsure how to divide that one ounce for the entire state
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Mon December 30, 2013
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
On today's episode of Modern Moonshiners, we'll meet a man transporting $44,000 worth of liquor he'd bought in New Hampshire to New York
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Tue December 24, 2013
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man angry over having to interrupt his Xbox game to change a diaper breaks baby's leg. Florida tag trumps Sick tag, but barely
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Mon December 23, 2013
(WVEC)
 
 
 
Baby Jesus pimps out the Virgin Mary for $20...it's a Christmas miracle
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Fri December 20, 2013
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Chimps will share their lunch, but only if they like you like you
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