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Wed May 04, 2016
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Atletico head to Munich with a one-goal advantage while Manchester City are off to Madrid hoping to break the deadlock. This is your Champions League Semi-Final Leg 2 discussion thread. Kickoff is at 2:45 PM EDT
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The use of color in Guilermo Del Toro movies. If this doesn't make you want go out and kill vampires and then hop into a giant robot and fight monsters I don't know what will
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Note to Mike Pelfrey: Umpires making 'out' calls are not actually offering fist bumps. We appreciate the player-umpire diplomacy, though
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
For once, the world underwater breath-holding champion is still alive to claim their prize
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Climbers Alex Lowe and David Bridges declared the 1999-2016 tag-team hide-n-seek champions
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Sun May 01, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Softball team loses championship on a walk-off three-run fielder's choice ... on a ball that didn't leave the infield. Impossible, you say?
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Fri April 29, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After 33 years, 1983 NCAA Champions NC State to finally visit the White House. Duke sucks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren must have taken acid and then looked at old prep-school yearbooks before designing the US Olympic team outfits this year
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The founder of K-Tel, a company that brought you the Miracle Brush, the Dial-o-Matic, the Mini Pop Kids, and a bazillion compilation albums has died. But wait, there's more...actually no, there is no more. Goodnight sales guy
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
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Metal legends BABYMETAL team up with Nintendo, become newest 8-biatcharacter in Super Mario Maker jumping through fiery landscape while collecting coins
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Wed April 27, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Tonight in Playoff Hockey: The Preds & Ducks game 7, last game of the 1st round, last of the season for one of them.. But 1st, jumping the gun, Bolts host the Isles in the 1st game of the 2nd round because *spins wheel* Justin Beiber. Hunh. 7&10ET
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando Citrus Bowl renamed Camping World Stadium. It's a legitimate strategy
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
And then there were four. Today, Manchester City look to get an advantage against Real Madrid to take to Spain, while Atlético host Bayern Munich on Wednesday. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EDT both days. This is your UEFA Champions League discussion thread
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
New dating app lets you share your STD results with your potential blind date before bumping uglies...clean or not
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, let's catch up with Olympic hurdler Michelle Jenneke as she prepares for the 2016 Rio games. Wait ... she leg presses 1,100 lbs?
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
As a kid, did you ever have one of those collapsible camping cups? Now there's a sauna designed on the same principle
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sometimes being a cop is a thankless job, sometimes when you save a distraught suicidal man from jumping off a bridge you get an outpouring of 'thank you's' like this NJ police sergeant. All in a day's work
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(Chess.com)
 
 
 
Cute Nazi wins U.S. chess championship
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Mon April 25, 2016
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
New logo for the Tokyo 2020 Olympics seems to check out
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Sat April 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Co$tco is bumping up the member$hip fee
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Fri April 22, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
With slumping profits, low demand, and a global movement towards healthier drinks ... "We're now calling it - Coca-Cola is dying and no one is sorry"
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"We're gonna need a taller fence," say nuns of the Order of Discalced Carmelites, because people have been jumping the 6-ft. fence and chasing the nuns
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rio's new Olympic bike path is a literal death trap
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Olympic flame for Rio gets lit in Ancient Olympia, Greece for first-ever South American games, hopes are to rekindle what's left of this sad Olympics
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Death spins the wheel again and this time it lands on...former WWE Women's Champion and Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
France wins the pizza world championships with a bouillabaisse pizza. You're celebrating 420 by cramming a cheese whiz stuffed crust, double Spam, deep dish down your pie hole
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(The Week)
 
 
 
New report says that much of the scientific research that is published today is false. Although it's not certain who did the report and how they compiled and checked their information
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh's show is in dire straits, but the industrial disease he created with his dangerous, racist communiques that let him build an empire after receiving money for nothing will live on, in no danger of a great skateaway
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Donald Trump goes to Buffalo to praise the Jets for all those championships they won under Rex Ryan
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Romania goes from the first perfect ten to zero, failing to qualify in women's team gymnastics for the Rio Olympics
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Countries clean up before an Olympics. Holy crap: South Korea before the Seoul Olympics of 1988 enslaved, killed, and tortured thousands, and now refuses to compensate victims. Holy Fark: Guess who is hosting the 2018 Olympics?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cruz artfully dodges a question from a potential gay supporter, somehow refrains from pumping his fast at the potential of having even one gay supporter
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Mon April 18, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you are school-supply vendor that is ripping off Detroit Public Schools in cahoots with its principals, maybe you might want to re-think having your 11,000 Sq ft mansion with indoor Olympic pool featured in the "Home Envy" section of the newspaper
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ian Kinsler gives the umpires a perfect example of the loophole in the infield fly rule
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Rio's bizarre, troubled path to the 2016 Olympics
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Wed April 13, 2016
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Can Real Madrid bounce back against Wolfsburg? Can an English team get to the semi-finals? Can anyone stop Barça or Bayern Munich? This is your CHAMPIONS League discussion thread. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EDT Tuesday and Wednesday on FS1 & 2
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why is it so hard to draw the Queen? ..whilst trying to shake off her leg-humping corgis
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Tue April 12, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hosting the World Cup and the Olympics was supposed to let Brazil show the world that it was an emerging world power. Between the recession, the corruption, the Zika virus, toxic Rio water and impeaching their president; it's done the opposite
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Mon April 11, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Jean-Luc Brassard quits as Canadian Olympic team's chef de mission, citing violations of Prime Directive
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Apparently, UNC can't figure out two things: how to stop a last second 3-point shot to win the national championship, and how to enforce the state's new "bathroom bill"
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
In the confusing alphabet soup of boxing titles, we now have a new IBF heavyweight champion
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Oh great Garen, Champion of LoLs, please make my lanes be clear and my pentakills be plenty
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
On this day in 1974, Hank Aaron becomes the undisputed home run champion. No asterisk needed. (bonus: One of the greatest moments in MLB history is called by Vin Scully)
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Remember back in the day when they had personal ads instead of online dating? Well New York Magazine has compiled a bunch of their best from the '80s and '90s
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Russia replaces its entire U18 hockey team roster right before the world championships due to multipe players testing positive for Meldonium. Which is apparently treated like aspirin over there
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The International Ski Federation's status report for a female Olympic cross country skier lists her as injured even though she's just pregnant. "Women who were working in the fields couldn't just take nine months off"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's the first day of the UEFA Champion League Quarter Finals. Bayern Munich hosts Benfica while Atlético Madrid travels to Barcelona. Action starts at 2:45 PM EDT
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(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
The Villanova Wildcats shut down I-95 through Pennsylvania at rush hour yesterday afternoon when they flew back from the national championship and no one complained or threw batteries at the team or anything, which is weird for Philly
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I have run out of wit, Please bring some honey. Also, try to write a little and share some of your stories. We have a book we're compiling. An anthology of sorts. Also, there's a Fark Book Fair coming soon. THIS is the Fark Writer's thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Republican "Autopsy Report" issued following its drubbing in the 2012 election called for the party to champion immigration reform. Guess who had a problem with that
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Tue April 05, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
The 1986 New York Mets show during their Championship season that yes, drugs and alcohol can help you win a title
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not only have American teams claimed all of the NHL playoff spots, but Team USA beat Canada last night to win the IIHF women's world championship. USA. USA. USA
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Katie Cassidy's Black Canary is jumping shows, and Earths, to visit the Flash as Black Siren
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Mon April 04, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Much like the LGBT community, the National Championship is not allowed in North Carolina
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will we have a Super-Nova tonight? Or will the Tar Heels add more hardware to its trophy case? Where will you watch this epic matchup? It is your 2016 NCAA National Championship game thread, tip-off at 9:19 PM ET on TBS
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not only did the Mets have to watch the Royals raise the championship flag in the season opener, they get to watch the Royals get their World Series rings in game 2
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Four months before the torch arrives, the Rio Olympics still have a brazilian unsold tickets
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(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Pabst looking to expand on its Hipster beer empire by dusting off old and forgotten recipes, like your grandfather's beer, Falstaff
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
How to build your own media empire by getting high on YouTube
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: BaseRails Ruby on Rails web coding training. Base jumping not included. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
South Carolina governor Nikki Haley urges Obama to divert weapons-grade plutonium shipment en route from Japan to somewhere else, warns that state could be perceived as dumping ground for toxic materials. It isn't?
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
Today the NCAA Men's Hockey Championships start, first game is Northeastern and North Dakota, then Minn Duluth vs. Providence, and Michigan vs. Notre Dame. NU AND NDst currently on ESPN U, Mich and ND follows at 5:30
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Thu March 24, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Smuggling drugs and small animals in your pants. New and Amusing: Smuggling lemons in your pants
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Wed March 23, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The CDC announces that the cucumber menace has been defeated for now. (but rest assured, the sprouts and lettuce are ramping up their salmonella war machine)
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Kung fu mantis vs. jumping spider: a showdown
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Sun March 20, 2016
(NESN)
 
 
 
For the first time since 1988, when subby was in kindergarten, the Northeastern Huskies are Hockey East champions
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists in the middle of a horror film watching binge calculate it would only take a vampire 6.4 minutes to drain you of all your blood. That sucks
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Microcap Magazine)
 
 
 
Limping researchers believe they may have figured out dinosaur sex
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Sun March 13, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
UK teen wins $250K at an international drone racing championship in Dubai. In other news there's such a thing as international drone racing
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Sat March 12, 2016
(FIA Formula E)
 
 
 
It is time for round five of Formula E championship with the Grand Prix of Mexico. Race is scheduled to be of Fox Sports 1 with green around 5pm ET but may be bumped to Fox Sports 2 or preempted due to basketball or soccer or something knowing Fox
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The next World Chess Champion could be an American for first time since Bobby Fischer. Checkmate, world
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Pocket Lint)
 
 
 
Wait until you see the 2016 Olympics in 8K with 22.2 sound and VR
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Wed March 09, 2016
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Round of 16 starts its 2nd leg at 2:45 PM EST with Gent at Wolsburg, Roma at Real Madrid. On Wednesday, Benfica at Zenit starts at noon, PSG in Stamford Bridge at 2:45 PM EST. This is your UEFA Champions League discussion thread
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Olympian Carl Lewis says that track and field is dying. "We've got to stop looking at each other and saying how great we are. The sport is dying. It's dying"
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Tue March 08, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Remember when President Obama said white working-class voters "cling to guns or religion" in a speech back in 2008? That's when he diagnosed Trumpism
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Toto named official toilet supplier of 2020 Tokyo Olympics, promises to do better job than the Atlantic Ocean in 2016 Rio
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"Competitors from around the country and as far afield as Canada today descended on the Eden Project for the fifth annual World Pasty Championships, the greatest celebration of Cornwall's culinary gift to the world"
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Olympic Games)
 
 
 
There will be a new team participating in the categories High Jump, Swimming, Hurdling, and Rowing at the 2016 Olympics
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Dawn)
 
 
 
Boxing great Lennox Lewis: Leave the professional athletes out of the Olympics
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Because if Aretha is in the front row giving you the mmm mmm mmm, you are certifiably kicking ass - here are King Curtis and Champion Jack Dupree live in '71
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Tue March 01, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Noted BBQ enthusiast and MLB player Yoenis Cespedes bought himself a grand champion hog. When in Florida
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Thu February 25, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX launches tonight with big satellite and another drone ship landing attempt. Webcast starts at 6:45 PM EST. Subby's hoping there's no big bada-boom (note: first launch window scrubbed, bumping thread to Thursday at 6:46 PM EST)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A new burping world champion has been crowned when a belch reached a range of 110.6 decibels. Ogre and Booger impressed
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Man has a bruschetta with danger on Valentine's Day at Olive Garden after his Prego girlfriend found out he gave his free breadstick to another scampi
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Wed February 24, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Are you outraged by the Lingerie Fighting Championships?" No, that's not the first adjective that leaps to mind
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
College baseball umpire uses hoverboard on the field at the hot corner
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Who knew a camping trip could cost $3.3 million?
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Echo News (UK))
 
 
 
Arm-wrestling champion beats off a would-be snatcher
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Sun February 21, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Deadpool is #1 again with $56.5 million, Kung-Fu Panda 3 at #2 with $13.2 million. Newcomer bible-thumping nonsense Risen is a soft #3 with $11.5 million and devilish The Witch got burned at the #4 stake with $8.3 million, Zoolander 2 falling to #7
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Sat February 20, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What's the worst loss ever experienced by a defending NBA champion in the past decade? Well, it just happened
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Rio on its promise to clean up its water supply before the Olympics: Eh, there's not quite as much raw sewage in it now, that's good enough
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
In case you still think pot is a performance enhancing drug: Stoner runs Olympic marathon trial, finishes dead last
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
You've heard it all before, the space "terminators' first build their empire in space and then invade Planet Earth. Except the Russians are behind all this
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a pharmacy, make sure the two time state boxing champion isn't standing just feet away
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The first leg of the round of 16 begins this week with Zenit at Benfica, Chelsea at PSG, Wolfsburg at Gent, and Real Madrid at Roma. Matches kick off at 2:45 EST on Fox Sports. This is your UEFA Champions League discussion thread
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
If you use Linux (and you do), run code compiled since 2008 (you do), and rely on it for internet navigation (you do), there is a really nasty security hole. Sleep well
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Tue February 16, 2016
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Obama compiles shortlist of gay, transsexual abortion doctors to replace Scalia
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
To avoid catching the flu from all their patients with the flu, doctors gargle with lemon water, drink lavender tea, and stuff garlic cloves under the armpits. Just kidding. They get flu shots like normal people
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Sun February 14, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The way to make fact-checking last night's GOP debate easier would be to list the truths. Pro: a much shorter and easier to compile list. Con: It won't change a single opinion of any voter
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Wed February 10, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The top teams in the big leagues of European soccer don't want to have to earn their way into the Champions League
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Charles Darwin: "Hey kids, why not try taking your toboggan down an Olympic bobsled track? It'll be fun"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And the nominees for most ridiculous Oscars 2016 gift bag item are: $19.88 Hydroxycut Gummies, $300 My M&M's and $1,900 Vampire Breast Lift
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Fri February 05, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man crashes drone into the Empire State Building. 2/4. Never forget
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Bad news, Denver. The computer simulations have been run, and Carolina is the next Super Bowl champion
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
So why does the Empire keep building Death Stars?
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Panthers player vows to bring Super Bowl to hometown in Scotland if team wins it: "Most athletes in America say they'll go to Disneyland when they win a championship. I'll come home to Arbroath. I'd love to get a cup of tea with the Provost of Angus"
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(The Scientist)
 
 
 
In related news, your armpits have an ecosystem
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Tue February 02, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Jumping out a window to escape the cops never works as well in real life as it does in Hollywood. Usually because the cops can just follow the blood trail
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rio Officials: Despite the Zika outbreak, and the reports of water contamination for the swim events, the Olympic Games will go on as scheduled
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(Some Cheesecake)
 
 
 
Remember hillaryis44.org? Well, they're still around and they've become trumpis45.org without the name change. Still chock full o' nuts
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
We've been dumping insecticide on bedbugs, and it turns out they find it kind of tasty
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're a Boy Scout you need to be prepared ... to launch a GoFundMe account after some rat bastard steals the trailer with all your troop's camping gear
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Deep Thought challenged Kasparov, then Deep Blue defeated Kasparov. Now Deep Mind has defeated a Go champion. Soon, we'll be in Deep Sh---
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox News on Trump dumping their debate: "We don't give in to terrorist demands"
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Tue January 26, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian Open line umpire takes a blow 'down under'. Ow, ow, ow
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
David Duchovny receives star on Hollywood Walk of Fame, or maybe it's just a distraction to cover up the truth about the aliens who are working with the reverse vampires to create a new breed of super celebrity that will take over all the stars
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Mon January 25, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's all about The Game, as we watch a 46-year-old man who spends all his time working in the office parade around as world champion. Unfortunately, Zombie Verne Gagne isn't showing up on WWE Raw, it's once again the Triple H Show at 8PM ET on USA/pre-show 7:30PM
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Sun January 24, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Roman look strong from the number 1 position? WILL there be a new WWE world champion tonight? HOW will the powers-that-be screw this up? LIVE from Phoenix, it's the Royal Rumble (8pm Eastern on the 9.99)
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL Championship day concludes as we find out whether Carolina's bandwagon will collapse or Arizona can fly to the Owl when the Panthers face the Cardinals, 6:30 PM on Fox
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(NFL)
 
 
 
WILL Brady deflate the Broncos Super Bowl dreams? CAN Manning inject his team with the will to take the AFC title? ARE YOU READY for the best QBs of the 2000s one last time? LIVE from DENVER, THIS is YOUR AFC Championship Game thread (3:05 ET on CBS)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just a reminder: you cannot pack your bat'leth in carry-on luggage, regardless of your personal honor or your place in the Klingon Empire
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Sat January 23, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Nerds freak out as Luke Skywalker's blaster from 'The Empire Strikes Back' goes on the auction block
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Vampire radish octopus. No I'm not having a stroke, that's what the highest-grossing film in China's history is about
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Defending Eastern Conference champion Cleveland Cavaliers fire head coach David Blatt after back-to-back wins
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(NBA)
 
 
 
While you were busy watching Steph Curry and the Warriors put on a nightly show, the San Antonio Spurs have quietly won 12 games in a row, compiling an impressive 24-0 record at home
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
If you're planning to drive to Tokyo for the 2020 Olympics, please STOP
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(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Texas becomes the latest state to call for fantasy sports betting to be declared illegal. Mostly because anyone who bets on the Astros, Cowboys or Mavericks to win a championship is living in a fantasy
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Dick move might get gymnast to the Olympics
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Wed January 20, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Eulogy for Jihadi John, confirmed dead from US airstrike by ISIS; 'He will be missed for his harshness against non-Muslims that inflamed all the nations of the non-believers. Also, he was our champion Pictionary player'. RIH
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
NASCAR head Brian France decides to implement a chase format in the Xfinity and Camping World Truck series, since everyone just loves what The Chase© has done to the Sprint Cup series
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Tue January 19, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Probably dressing up as a suicide bomber and jumping on a packed London Underground train is not the smartest thing one can do. Probably (Warning: Some Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
30 NBA finalists for 2016 U.S. Olympic Basketball Team announced. Difficulty: Selecting only 12 players
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Fri January 15, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Can the Kansas City Chiefs of the upstart AFL hang with the big boys or will the champion Green Bay Packers prove the NFL is the superior league? The 1st AFL-NFL World Championship Game airs tonight at 8 pm EST on NFL Network. It will be a super bowl
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♫Winter time, and the weather is freezing. Fish are jumping, and the.....♫....Oh crap. A little help here
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Tue January 12, 2016
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Italian officials say the best way to help them clean up their monumentally corrupt government is to give them the 2024 Olympics and pour billions of dollars on them
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Fast cars. Danger. Hardcore bad guys. A pumping '80s soundtrack. No, this isn't a new movie coming out. It's the intro to The Simpsons from last week's episode. If you think the show is past its prime you should get a load of this
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Mon January 11, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Tide roll, or will Clemson win its first Championship since 1981? Will Derrick Henry run for a lot of yards or will Deshaun Watson have a field day against the Alabama secondary? This is you CFP title game thread, kickoff at 8:30 PM ET
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Set your DVR for Friday evening to see the Packers and Chefs go head to head for the title of Super Bowl Champion *spoiler alert*
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Sat January 09, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
After watching a curbstomping, now it's time for football as the Pittsburgh Steelers face the Cincinnati Bengals in part two of AFC Wild Card day, 8:15 PM on CBS
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What's the most important thing a world darts champion has to be able to do? If you said 'Play well while hammered" you might be one too
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dude who just found out he qualified for the 2016 US Olympic Marathon Trials begins lecture on van living. Subby got to "Stephan (pronounced STEF-in, not ste-FON)" and stopped reading there
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Bucs firing Lovie Smith is like dumping the girl you're stranded with on a desert island and hoping a mermaid arrives
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
New York's Penn Station will be renamed Empire Station Complex, delighting Sith lords everywhere
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Wed January 06, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Well there's shrimp slavery, shrimp toxins, shrimp cruelty, shrimp fraud, shrimp carbon, shrimp MRSA, shrimpicillin, shrimpecoli, shrimpruptcy, shrimplesterol, shrimpophosphates, shrimpestrogens, and shrimp sandwich. That's - that's about it
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(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Freddie Mercury's isolated vocals from Queen's "We Are The Champions." Eat your heart out Adele
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