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148 headlines found matching 'MPI'
Fri February 24, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bankrupt tropical nation sends cross-country skier to Finland to compete at the World Championships, despite his never having seen snow in person before. Let's see how that went
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oprah says, I didn't have kids because I wouldn't have been a good mom. I mean, I had an empire to run. I tried to get Gail King to do it but Steadman just couldn't make it happen. People can be so selfish
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
And then there were two: Budapest to withdraw its bid to host the 2024 Olympics, leaving only Paris and Los Angeles in consideration
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're stuck in one of these jobs, it might be time to ponder a career change. The most boring jobs in the world have finally been compiled
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Wed February 22, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Fast-food sales are slumping, so McDonald's wants you to drink up to their cheaper beverage prices
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
At Noon ET, Europa League has Leg 2 matches beginning, including St. Etienne vs Man United. At 2:45pm, the other Champions League has Sevilla vs Leicester and FC Porto and Juventus. This is your Wednesday UEFA Discussion Thread
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Tue February 21, 2017
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's the Round of 16, 1st leg, 2nd half. Leverkusen & Atletico Madrid, Citeh & Monaco. Coverage starts at 2:30 pm EST. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion thread
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The gay agenda has infiltrated the NSA, the CIA and the FBI. no word yet on vampires taking over Wall Street or the werewolves hiding out in the EPA. Fark needs a 'conspiracy theory' tag
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
WWE legend Ivan Koloff, who broke Bruno Sammartino's record 8 year reign as World Champion, dead at 74. Wrestling death trifecta now complete
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Thu February 16, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Since President Trump denied he has any ties to Russia, USA Today decides to compile a list detailing his past business dealings with Russia going back over 30 years
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Wed February 15, 2017
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The first leg of the Champions League round of 16 kicks off with PSG hosting Barcelona, Borussia Dortmund at Benfica, Bayern Munich hosting Arsenal, and Napoli at Real Madrid. Matches start at 2:45 pm ET
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Marine Le Pen, the far right Trumpian candidate of France, launches verbal tirade against Brussels
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Mon February 13, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Infowars has been subverted by the Reverse-Reverse Vampires in support of the Lizard People's Trumpist agenda
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember Olympic-winner Ibtihaj Muhammad being detained at the airport because of Trump's Muslin ban? Yeah...about that
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(Theundefeated.com)
 
 
 
With Serena, Tom Brady, LeBron, Bill Belichick, the Red Sox and the Cubs, are we now in the greatest era of championship sports ever?
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Let's start this Monday off properly with an EPL match before the Champions League starts. It is Bournemouth and Man City at 3 pm EST on NBCSN
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bob Costas announces he's stepping back from hosting NBC's Olympic Games coverage, but don't worry, they filled the role before Joe Buck could even find his phone
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Wed February 08, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember how Rio's Olympic Aquatic Center was predicted to be the new model for future swimming venues? Well, let's go back to the pool and see
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Super Bowl LI is merely the latest in a long line of Atlanta's championship and playoff agony
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The requisite compilation of broadcasters calling the game-winning play from last night's Super Bowl
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The next Olympic sport could be ... Scrabble?
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
U-581: Kriegsmarine Hide-and-Seek Champion, 1942-2017
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
2020 Tokyo Olympics mascots have some familiar faces
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Wed February 01, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Medals for 2020 Olympic games will be created in part by the people of Japan. Will also have WiFi, Bluetooth, and 5G capabilities
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Head of the Knights of Malta discovers that withstanding the might of the entire grand army of the Ottoman Empire is one thing. Standing up to a PO'ed Pope Francis is another matter entirely
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
What happens when your president goes insane and you're trying to get the Olympics in your city?
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It's been a couple months, let's check in on Brazil's Olympic infrastructure: "Electricity turned off to Rio's Maracanã Stadium due to $940,000 in unpaid power bills." So about as expected then
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Thu January 26, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Williams sister will play for the Australian Open tennis championship. Also, a Williams sister will play for the Australian Open tennis championship
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Wed January 25, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Usain Bolt forced to give up an Olympic gold medal because his idiot teammate couldn't lay off the methylhexaneamine
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Owner of floating strip club fined $10,000 for dumping human waste off the side of the barge that held his business. Hmm, strip club human waste. No thanks, you can do the testing on that, Bob
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
There are actual dog nutritionists out there, and they are warning that that despite a lack of empirical data, dogs in America are as fat and unhealthy as their owners: "We believe dogs have become heavier over the last decade, and it's an epidemic"
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
"Better to get news directly from Trump." Who said it: 1) a trailer park champion, 2) Fox News comment section, or 3) sitting congressman
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Some LawNews)
 
 
 
"Mexico City" abortion ban that has nothing to do with Mexico City and was signed by Reagan, rescinded by Clinton, re-reinstated by Bush then re-rescinded by Obama has been re-re-reinstated by Trump in this year's Wimbledon Abortion Championship
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Sun January 22, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
The NFC Championship game filled up a thread. Now watch the sick and sleepy Steelers take on the Cheatriots in New England. Game starts at 6:40pm EST on CBS
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Royals pitcher and 2015 World Series champion Yordano Ventura dead at 25. Benches from all sides clear in solidarity
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
South Korea uses map of 2018 Olympics venues as yet another baited hook in ongoing troll war with Japan. "The trolling worked"
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Witchblade' reboot headed to NBC from 'Vampire Diaries' showrunner
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Fri January 20, 2017
(ATP World Tour)
 
 
 
6-time and defending Australian Open champion Novak Djokovic plays up to his #2 ranking in second round defeat by world #117 Denis Istomin
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Mpora)
 
 
 
"Hidden on Vancouver Island sits one of the most beautiful skate spots in the world. Built single-handedly by boarder Jamie Collins, who died in a cliff jumping accident after finishing it, it's a spot that's been seen by few and skated by fewer"
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(Google)
 
 
 
After a 6-year absence, it's back: aquigley's 2017 AFC/NFC Championship Weekend Spectacularrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
A self-described 'comedian' and Dallas fan from Florida gets a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl LI Champion tattoo on his arm. Fark: Now needs tattoo removal advice
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(The-Pool)
 
 
 
"'Pulling A Trump' is the newly accepted terminology for bullshiatting your way into a job you are completely unqualified for. If there was an Olympics of BS Trump would be Usain Bolt, and we should all be stealing his training plan"
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Sun January 15, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the Luck of the Irish strike again? Will the UK have a Bruiserweight Champion? Will the winner be a Real Man's Man? The WWE United Kingdom Championship Tournament concludes live at 3 PM ET on WWE Network
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you have to set your armpit hair on fire to impress your friends it's probably time to find better friends
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(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Women's MMA: Invicta FC 21, with Megan Anderson vs Charmaine Tweet for the interim featherweight championship. Also Pannie Kianzad, Aspen Ladd, and Andrea "KGB" Lee. Starts at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, which is free this weekend
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will be the breakout star? Who will be eliminated too early? Will the taxi and phone booth be on the stage? The WWE United Kingdom Championship Tournament begins live at 3 PM ET on WWE Network
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Darth Trumpius: "You can't win, Lamestream Media. If you even attempt to strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
After 23 years, 11 Olympic and world Championship gold medals, 65 games in European men's Pro Hockey, an average of almost 1.5 points per career game, and 2 Olympic Tourney MVPs, Hayley Wickenheiser is calling it a career
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Not that there's any reason to panic, but vampire bats have started living up to their name
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Wed January 11, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
New ads target the Mormon church and its tax-exempt status. Wait, "trillion dollar business empire"?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Olympic infrastructure in Rio is about as useful after the games as Russian anti-doping agency is before the games
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Clemson's National Championship-winning touchdown, as heard on 9 different networks. It's excitement x9
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey North Carolina, that sure is a nice football championship game you have there. It would be a shame if anything would happen to it. Signed, the ACC
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Thu January 05, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Highlights of World Darts Championship final include stage invader, yes, but there were also an insane 42 ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTIES, a new world record for one match
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
The Internet Archive decides to compile every little thing Trump has ever said on video and already hosts more than 520 hours of fact-checked statements on immigration, health care, Trump's tax returns, and Hillary Clinton. Have at 'im
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Tue January 03, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago Buffy the Vampire Slayer premiered. Today, the stars look pretty different - some are even unrecognizable
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Wild raucous crowd at the 2017 World Darts Championship doesn't disappoint as a fan rushes the stage and steals the trophy
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Mon January 02, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Nick Saban and Lane Kiffin "mutually agreed" that Kiffin won't be winning any championships this year
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
News: Reggie Bush sets rushing record. Fark: It's one he wishes they could wipe off the books, like his Heisman and that National Championship
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
You may be feeling just about partied out today, but Scots have just begun their annual three-day national festival of drinking whiskey, setting stuff on fire and jumping in rivers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the art of crafting the perfect running playlist, from Olympic marathoners to beer milers: "Music is fundamental to running. It's a legal performance-enhancer"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So after all the games were played this season, we get the same two teams in the championship game?
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The potential for dust-sized microcomputers that will use "glints of sunlight and the jostling of motion from bumping into things or riding on our bodies to provide power for computation"
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Thu December 29, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dumbest insurance fraud attempts of the year includes the guy who couldn't afford to repair his Porsche, so he trashed it instead. But try not to let the cops find your car a day before you get around to reporting it stolen, Rockefeller
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How a Post reporter went from covering the World Championship Muskrat Skinning Contest to breaking some of 2016's monumental Trump stories, including his charity scams, and the infamous p___y-grabbing tape
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tour de France winner and 8-time Olympic medalist Bradley Wiggins announces his retirement from all forms of cycling, including taking out the recycling at home
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Melania Trump wants to champion free speech. Shame she's doing so while suing bloggers and newspapers for defamation
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Today's main road closure due to A) DOT, B) Accidents, Florida) Naked guy jumping on cars and intentionally beating his head on their windshields
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch 2016 MLB stolen-base champion Jonathan Villar swipe home plate in the Dominican Winter League. Yep, there he goes again
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Tue December 27, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What are the odds of two blind people bumping into each other and recognizing each other on the subway? Apparently pretty good
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's the final week of Fantasy Football, with NFL games the entire weekend. Need some last-minute advice to make you your league champion (or at least not lose out)? The Fark Fantasy Football Experts have your answers
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
So what *would* happen if the Campi Flegrei volcano in Italy erupted? Short answer: nothing good. Long answer: we wouldn't be worrying about global warming for a really long time
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Thu December 22, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican representative goes on CNN to parrot false Trumpian talking points on immigration, has the misfortune of dealing with a knowledgeable host who legally immigrated to the U.S.
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Wed December 21, 2016
(NESN)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys make former WCW Champion Sting their new "intimidation coach", because it's not like there's a Texas Rattlesnake nearby that could teach them how to open a can of whoopass or anything
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Sun December 18, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns become a double champion? Will this be the end of the Charlotte and Sasha Banks feud? Will Cesaro and Sheamus end The New Day's record reign? Find out on WWE Roadblock: End of the Line, 8 PM ET on WWE Network
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's the time of the fantasy season where every single point could make the difference between champions and ridicule. So let the Fark Fantay Football Experts show you the path to victory
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
War. War never changes.The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. And libruls said 'happy holidays' to Bill O'Reilly. But war never changes
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
More disgrace for China's pole-dancing team, they've withdrawn from the global championship after being dissed because their national flag was not flown
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated names Michael Phelps the "Greatest Olympian of All Time" for winning 22 medals, wearing a Speedo and having to contend with cold water shrinkage
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman dies after falling into pool of melted chocolate. Eccentric, impish, menacing, top hat-wearing factory owner wanted for questioning
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Barack Obama slips in a last-minute Pen Swipe special before the buzzer, defeats the state-sponsored opponents of Planned Parenthood, and emerges supreme women's champion. Unfortunately, the Trumpmensional gates are still open for now
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Bills fan jumping on table breaks a leg
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Sun December 11, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
This year, the thing that has parents camping outside of stores is something called 'hatchimals'. Well tickle me pink
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vampire
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The Evil Empire may have fallen but attacks on our precious bodily fluids continue
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
For most fantasy leagues, the playoffs are here. Do you have the lineup to take you to the championship? Find out with advice from the Fark Fantasy Football Experts
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(Westword)
 
 
 
"Sir, you're breaking Denver's sidewalk camping ordinance. I'm going to need to take your blankets as, uh, evidence"
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Sat December 10, 2016
(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
Seattle travels to the icy confines of Toronto where the MLS championship will be decided. 8PM EST on FOX and TSN
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Following a heart-breaking, 21-13 loss in Kansas City, Oakland Raiders fans show the class and sportsmanship of true champions. Nah, I'm just kidding. They started a pier-6 brawl in the nosebleed section (w/ video, Not safe for work language)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump supporters outraged over anti-empire bias in Star Wars, say Palpatine will make the Galaxy great again by building a Death Star and making Alderaan pay for it
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Thu December 08, 2016
(The New Daily (Australia))
 
 
 
Cheerleading approved as an Olympic sport. Give me a 'W'. Give me a 'T'. Give me an 'F'
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Wed December 07, 2016
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
This is it. Game Day 6 to determine who is in, out, or off to Europa League. Tue: Benfica v Napoli, Besiktas v Kiev, Citeh v Celtic. Wed: Spurs v Moscow, Porto v Leicester, Lyon v Sevilla. Kickoff at 2:45 pm EST. Here is THE CHAMPIONS Thread
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Mon December 05, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Did your team make it to the Motel 6 Cactus Bowl or the Camping World Independence Bowl? How about the Raycom Media Camellia Bowl or the Dollar General Bowl? These are the real names by the way
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(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
It sure looks like the UCLA Bruins are back. The Bruins move to No. 2 in the AP Top 25 Poll. It's also nice to see the undefeated defending national champions at No. 1
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A 'massive' stray goat has gone on a huge rampage through a town in Ireland, head-butting locals and jumping on cars
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
The Empire might be guilty of racially profiling Rogue One star (Bonus: He was the cover photo of the inflight magazine)
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bud Selig, former MLB commissioner is voted into the Hall of Fame. His legacy includes the wild-card playoff system, interleague play, television replay of umpires' decisions and having all teams retire Jackie Robinson's No. 42
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Sat December 03, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lots of Conference Championships to be determined, as we have Clemson-VT, Alabama-Florida, and Wisconsin-PSU among a few interesting games this week. The games begin at Noon ET
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Pac-12 Championship Game is so unpopular, passengers on random SEA-SJC flight are given freebie tickets in hopes of filling Santa Clara stadium. "Before you ask, sorry, I already gave mine away"
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver gives Alabama the best odds for winning national championship, which certainly means that Penn State is going to slide in to the playoffs and give them a pounding
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft isn't normal. Jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft in the Himalayas really, REALLY isn't normal, but on MTOS it is
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two conference championships are up for grabs as the MAC and the Pac-12 will crown their champions. Will WMU stay undefeated? Or will Ohio get the last laugh? Will Colorado live it up or will Washington be playoff-bound? The fun begins at 7:00 PM ET
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(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
New World Champion decides he has enough money to live on for the rest of his life without risking death every other Sunday
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Diamonds convert nuclear waste into clean batteries, thus paving the way for the rise of the deBeers global empire
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Thu December 01, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you hurry, you can get your very own copy of Newsweek's commemorative "Madam President" edition on eBay. Should pair well with that Cleveland Indians World Champions 2016 T-shirt your uncle sent you from Africa
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
2016 World Chess Championship has finally been decided after 19 days, 12 regulation games, 4 rapid tiebreaker games and 86 gallons of coffee (bonus: detailed analysis of last 4 tiebreaker games)
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Wed November 30, 2016
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Back in the day, Alabama would have already been SEC champions and played Ohio State or Clemson in the Orange Bowl, won 13-0, and been done. Why was that bad again?
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Ice T, legendary musician and refreshing summertime drink, is set to start in a movie about vampire bootleggers
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Mon November 28, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
We like our Christmas songs with vampires and Hanna-Barbera cartoon references
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Coalminers overwhelmingly voted for Republicans as their champions. Republicans now in office prepared to overwhelmingly kill their pensions and health benefits
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Anne Rice has hinted that she may be adapting her Vampire Chronicles book series into an open-ended TV series "of the highest quality"
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(AutoWeek)
 
 
 
The F1 championship is up for grabs, with the only contenders Hamilton & Rosberg starting 1-2. It's the season finale at Abu Dhabi, 7:30AM ET on NBCSN
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old white man kills black teenager for bumping into him, tells police he had taken "another piece of trash off the street." This is the Trumpmerica you wanted, people
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Youthful blood may not reverse aging after all. Vampire Peter Thiel reportedly planning to sue Gizmodo for publishing this information
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(Vice)
 
 
 
With a KHL expansion team in Beijing and the construction of hundreds of rinks to teach children hockey, China aiming to be a heavyweight in the sport by the 2022 Olympics
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh hey, here's another new and exciting Trumpidea(c): why not scrap the Civil Service altogether and bring back the "spoils system" instead?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why is the Empire incapable of designing things without including exploitable flaws?
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(Medium)
 
 
 
This list of the worst "Now" CD compilations will have you hyperventilating, manically shouting "Now That's What I Call Shrek"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"When you disappear instead of dumping your date, you leave them in limbo. It's called 'ghosting' and it's unfair and cowardly"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bull in a 'gina shop, Pope plans to unseat the Chicago Cubs as NLDS Champions, and the inventor of RAM dies at 1100010: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/13 - 11/19
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Sun November 20, 2016
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
NASCAR awards Jimmie Johnson a seventh participation trophy, which Brian France would have you believe is somehow equal to the seven legitimate championships won by Richard Petty and Dale Earnhardt
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Carl Edwards, Joey Logano, Kyle Busch, and Jimmie Johnson battle for the final Sprint Cup as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series ends their season and crowns a champion at Homestead Speedway in the Ford EcoBoost 400, 2 PM ET on NBC
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Pope names seventeen new Cardinals, hopes to unseat the Chicago Cubs as NLDS Champions
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's day 2 of NASCAR Championship weekend, so the Xfinity Series ends their season and crowns a champion at Homestead Speedway in the Ford EcoBoost 300, 3:30 PM ET on NBCSN
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Truck Series ends their season and crowns a champion at Homestead Speedway in the Ford EcoBoost 200, 8 PM ET on FS1
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Thu November 17, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Finally realizing that Republicans' first instinct is to kill anything Democrats like, Democrats consider championing Trump's ideas. In other news, popcorn futures about to soar to historic levels
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"A thrill seeker from Sheffield has combined his passions for biscuits and bungee jumping by successfully dunking from 75 metres in the air" (w/ vid)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
BP introduces Miles, The Interactive Pump to spare millennials the horrors of pumping gas. Don't bring up the 210,000,000 gallons of oil unleashed upon the fragile Gulf of Mexico ecosystem or he'll need his 'Safe Space'
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Wed November 16, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Cow's great escape attempt foiled after jumping overboard, swimming to shore and then running through town. To be fair, Steve McQueen had a motorcycle and he still didn't make it
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Nico Rosberg is happy not winning races, so long as he's given a championship for it. Sounds like a true champion
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What if Trumpism actually does make America great again?
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
ABow is on the pole as the NASCAR Monster Energy Cup... oops, jumping the gun there, I mean the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series heads to Happy's House in Phoenix to set the neverending Chase's championship 4 at the Can-Am 500k, 2 PM ET on NBC
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Will Rosberg finally clinch the championship or can Hamilton get some help to keep his hopes alive? Will Ferrari or Red Bull threaten the Mercedes on the front row? This is your Formula 1 Brazilian Grand Prix discussion thread on NBCSN at 10:30 AM ET
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Boat captain rescues dog who swam for two miles after jumping from sea wall. Your dog wants a life jacket
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Donald Trump's transition team is assembling like a super-lobbyist Voltron." Presumably this is the triple humping robot version that never made it stateside
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
Welcome to Trumpistan. Five people shot near Seattle protest
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Wed November 09, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Are you living in a third-world country and looking forward to your World Series Champions Indians t-shirts? Well, bad news. Also, how are you reading fark right now?
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Man who attacked a grocery store clerk told a responding officer that he was a "vampire, ghost rider, Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid, and a leader of a band
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Tue November 08, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
"Trumpy, you can do stupid things." It's a compilation of MST3K Trump references
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Subby has always wanted an Imperial mouse droid for a Roomba, but having a drone shaped as the probe droid from The Empire Strikes Back ... (throws money at monitor)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twilight star Robert Pattinson, realizing he will live next 50 years of his life as "Twilight star Robert Pattinson," fully commits to his vampiric role, sporting black hair, dark wardrobe, pale skin, and brooding expression at LA gala
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Sat November 05, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dumping Daylight Saving Time? Pffffff. Let's dump time zones all together
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Triple H sends the Cubs a custom WWE championship belt in honor of their World Series title. And the bling just keeps on coming
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Cleveland fan who got a championship tattoo and showed it off before Game 7 now has some regrets
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why baseball umpires wear suits?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
We go back to Cleveland for Game 6 of the 2016 World Series. We have Jake Arrieta for the Cubs and Josh Tomlin for the Indians pitching. Will Cleveland claim the title as the City of Champions or will the Cubs fight on? It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox
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Mon October 31, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween: The real origin of Vampires
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Lewis Hamilton kept his small championship chances alive with the win last week and again has the pole with Nico Rosberg along side. Enjoy another pleasant start time for North America with the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Mexico at 3 PM ET on NBC
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