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Wed November 22, 2017
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Match Day 5 kicks off with Liverpool at Sevilla, Feyenoord at Citeh, Spurs at Dortmund. It ends with Man Utd at Basel, Celtic at PSG, Barça at Juve. Play starts at 2:45pm EST. It's THE CHAMPIONS Discussion Thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Warriors & Cavs face off in NBA Championship Series. New Hotness: Warriors & Cavs affiliates to face off in League of Legends Championship Series. Yes, really (Golden Guardians & 100 Thieves, respectively)
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Tue November 21, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Contrary to popular belief, Charles Manson was not a creature borne out of the counterculture movement. In fact, he was actually a harbinger of the modern far Right and rise of Trumpism. The protoypical Trump supporter, if you will
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman goes to the mall wearing nothing but body paint, pasties and a thong and you're gone. If anyone is still here, I would like to recite a poem I wrote. It's called "Ode to a Green Lump of Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning"
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former Wimbledon champion Jana Novotna dies at 49. Her story was an inspiring tale of perseverance
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ever the champions for the little guy, the Warriors think other teams should have a chance to waste money on a gigantic bust
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To all of you jumping on the bandwagon to bring down Al Franken, just take a moment to remember that this man was one of the founding writers of Saturday Night Live. So before you judge him, take a look back at that time of his life and ... uh oh
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Sat November 18, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Which superpower will be victorious from the Match Beyond? Is this Drew McIntyre's Waterloo? Who will emerge from the trenches the new Women's Champion? LIVE from Houston, this is your NXT TakeOver: WarGames thread. (8pm EST on WWE Network)
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Allgaier, Byron, Hemric, and Sadler. One walks away with the Xfinity Series championship. The Ford Ecoboost 300 at Homestead-Miami today at 3:30 EST on NBCSN
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Motorsport)
 
 
 
Sauter. Cindric. Crafton. Bell. 4 men, one chance to win the 2017 NASCAR Camping World Truck Series Championship. Day 1 of Homestead-Miami Championship Weekend, this is your Ford EcoBoost 200 discussion thread. 8pm eastern, on FS1
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(Mic)
 
 
 
George Takei's media empire is collapsing faster than Enterprise's ratings
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Some Guy Who Is A Day Behind)
 
 
 
New Comics (11/15): The origin of the Cenobite-Joker-Batman, a vampire tries to stop global warming, someone is hunting down the Queen's ninjas, and a comic about fencing which we hope will answer the question of setting the posts in concrete or not
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Another Republican state representative who champions family values resigned because yadda yadda. You know the drill. Why bother even submitting a link at this point? Maybe if he was a furry, or a juggalo, or a furry juggalo, it might be interesting
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Noted media parasite and goblinoid attention-vampire Ann Coulter defends Moore's kiddie-fiddling as being exactly equivalent to a sexual relationship between two consenting adults
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Tue November 14, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Family wakes up to stranger stomping on roof. No fiddle was recovered
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Mon November 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Carlos Beltran retires as a champion
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Champion surfer teams up with champion fluid dynamics specialist to generate the perfect wave. Some gnarly nonlinear calculations involved
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Fri November 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Evil empire interviews Wedge for manager position. Porkins considered for bench coach
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Putin: You want election meddling? How about when you capitalist chucklef*cks banned my poor athletes from the Olympics? Do you have *any* idea how much that screwed my election chances? I went from 99% voting for me to 95% voting for me
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Intel agencies have video of Two-pump Trump two pumping though there may be fakes where there are three pumps
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Thanks for the two Super Bowl championships Eli. Don't let the door hit you on the way out
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn shows us her hidden tattoos... aaand, you're gone
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Joe deals with drunken debauchery during Barry's bachelor party. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, When Victorian London is threatened by a time travelling vampire there's only one way to make it worse. (CW 9ET)
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Mirroring reality, WWE has all heel champions at the moment. AJ Styles doesn't want none of that as he finally tries to end the Fall of Unhindering. Will New Day face backlash for their invasion 2 turbo last night? WWE SDL 8pm EST USA
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Champion female Russian powerlifter retires from the sport and returns after 18 months ready to compete... oh lordy, what did she do in that 18 months?
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Players from Alabama's 2009 Championship team were paid for signing autographs... which means nothing to the NCAA because they aren't Notre Dame, USC, Penn St, etc
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Mon November 06, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Liberals OUTRAGED at Trump's OUTRAGEOUS behavior in Japan where he OUTRAGEOUSLY desecrated the tradition of feeding koi fish by dumping his fish food at once instead of spooning it and...what? The Japanese prime minister dumped his first? *crickets*
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Fri November 03, 2017
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's Friday night. Lets watch some racing. The NASCAR Camping World Truck Series JAG Metals 350 Driving Hurricane Harvey Relief at Texas Motor Speedway is on FS1 at 8 EDT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AWOL reigning champion Bowe Bergdahl avoids prison
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: For the outdoorsy Farkers, what are your favorite camping/campfire recipes to satisfy your grubby little campmates? Bonus points for sharing tools to make campfire dining successful
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Wed November 01, 2017
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Will it be tricks or treats for Benfica, Celtic, Anderlect, Roma, Olympiacos, Juventus, Monaco, Sevilla, Feyenoord, Napoli, Porto, and Dortmund? This is THE CHAMPIONS Discussion thread. Kickoff is at 3:45pm ET Tues, 1pm on Weds. Happy Halloween
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Should baseball balls and strikes be called by sensors rather than umpires?
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Taking inspiration from "The Man in the High Castle", Murdoch Media Empire spins fascinating Sci-Fi tale of a parallel universe where Special Counsel Robert Mueller was never born and thus the Mueller Investigation doesn't exist
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Vettel captures his 50th pole along side Mad Max and relegates Mercedes to row 2. Hamilton can capture the drivers championship today if he finishes 5th or higher. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Mexico at 3pm ET on NBC
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
High-stakes exams can put female students at a disadvantage, and not necessarily because they're vampires
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia uses monthly faxes to communicate with Best Korea, right after they finish telexing the Ottoman Empire and pigeon posting the Upper Volta
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Why do men fear female armpit hair?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Let's say you get the power to alter reality by having a very unlikely team win the championship (e.g. Leicester City winning the Premier League). You can't have your own favorite win. Which set of bums would you promote to greatness, and why?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kaepernick invited to next meeting between NFL players and owners. Unclear what he will do when they begin by kneeling in prayer. Jumping jacks?
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Penn State University)
 
 
 
Researchers say that pumping up old people with sleeping meds makes them prone to falling. Who woulda thunk?
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A salute to Bidlo Kwerve, the man who was instrumental in helping the Jedi to triumph of the evil Galactic Empire...at least parts of him were
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Drug sniffing dog finds two pounds of meth inside Pound Puppy. Meanwhile, Teddy Ruxpin's drug empire remains out of reach
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Junior's mayo slinger is working, Truex is planning to stink up the show, and someone's championship hopes will be dust in the wind after the NASCAR Spare Change Cup Series leaves Kansas and the Hollywood Hogan Casino 400, 3pm ET on NBCSN
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Fri October 20, 2017
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Of course the Women's College Basketball Champion South Carolina team will be invited to the White House like every Women's Championship team over the past 30+ years right?
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Wed October 18, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Jaguars waive placekicker Jason Myers two days after he hooked two 54-yard field goals in a loss to the Los Angeles Rams. Jags fans seen jumping for joy
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN SAnitY end the Undisputed ERA? WILL Ember Moon or Ruby Rose advance to NXT TakeOver? WHO will leave the Temple as Lucha Underground Champion? This special edition of "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It is Match Day 3 and the highlighted matches include Spurs at Madrid, Monaco vs Besiktas, Napoli at Man Ciy, Maribor & Liverpool. Wednesday has PSG at Anderlect, Man United at Benfica. Kickoff is at 2:45 pm EDT. This is THE CHAMPIONS thread
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(BBC)
 
Audio
 
Which country do you think would win the gold medal in pole dancing at the next summer Olympics?
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
How badly do the Kochs want to suck all your sweet sweet income from you? So badly. So badly, they can taste it and it tastes like uuuuuggggghhh *starts violently humping statue*
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Mon October 16, 2017
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Tokyo apologizes, confesses that "eternal" Olympic flame from 1964 Games went out in November 2013, possibly staining the sanctity of the Olympic movement forever and making Tokyo 2020 thoroughly irrelevant to everyone
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The skies of England have turned red with ash and dust. Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People mysteriously missing
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Sat October 14, 2017
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Nascar Camping World Truck Series heads to Talladega to wreck a bunch of trucks. Something something playoffs and drama. Today at 1pm ET on FOX. Yes, really. FOX
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Decider)
 
 
 
Jeopardy champion ends his reign by getting Alex Trebek to say "dick tree" (w/video)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I've got a great idea for a photo op: me jumping up and down on this crumbling cliff edge"
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
U.N. pulls staff out of Malawi because of a) insurgents, b) terrorists, c) vampires
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Chicago Cubs keep their hopes of a repeat championship alive? Or will the Washington Nationals dash their hopes and be on the way to L.A.? It is your NLDS Game 5 thread, the first pitch is at 8:08pm ET
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Tue October 10, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
On current Jeopardy champ Austin Rogers: "(He) is the perfect Trump-era Jeopardy champion: a (now) rich a-hole who inexplicably keeps winning"
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Vampire Removal Services advertised in Brooklyn. Eddie Murphy unavailable for comment
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Why yes, the North American Wife Carrying Championship was this weekend. All aboard
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Ubergamer takes coveted Nintendo world championship crown ... after beating a Super Mario Odyssey Level nobody had ever seen before
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Fri October 06, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Blackhawks give the Penguins 10 reasons why they might not three-peat as Champions
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Thu October 05, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Minnesota Lynx win 4th WNBA championship. In other news, WNBA still around
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Are there places to donate "gently-used" porn mags or are we still just dumping them in the local woods as our ancestors did for us? (Not safe for work)
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(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
And so the Olympic torch passes to a new generation (possibly nsfw)
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The championship contenders bookend the field with Hamilton on the pole and Vettel starting last after engine problems. Storms are in the forecast for the last race at Sepang. This is your Malaysian Grand Prix discussion thread at 3am ET on NBCSN
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump artwork that went for less than a $100, 20 years ago, is again up for auction and is now expected to sell for $10,000. Basically a doodle that he spent about ten minutes creating. Theoretically it's the Empire State Building
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Wed September 27, 2017
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Match Day 2 begins Tuesday with Real Madrid at Dortmund, Liverpool at Spartak Moskva, Feyenoord at Napoli; it ends Wednesday with Chelsea at Atletico, Bayern at PSG. It's THE CHAMPIONS Discussion thread. Kickoff is at 2:45 pm ET both days
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Cycling News)
 
 
 
For the third year in a row, Peter Sagan is the road cycling world champion
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this man is jumping over
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The priapism is not tit cockmedians are asspiring to wad into crotch pubely. The pubis is tit our polidicks have becum so slutty and sexualizing that condoms can't do their climax penisly without humping about sex"
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Thu September 21, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop continues to rely on P.T. Barnum's veracity, introduces 'vampire repellent'
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Wed September 20, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's your shameful summer guilty pleasure, and it concludes tonight, so get your pots and pans ready, meatballs. "Big Brother" crowns a champion tonight at 8 PM, ET, CBS. Friendship
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who knew that there was a Dutch Oven World Championship?
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Sun September 17, 2017
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
The five drivers not mathematically eliminated from the championship qualify 1-5 for the clownshoe season finale in wine country. It's the GoPro Grand Prix of Sonoma live at 6:30pm ET on NBCSN
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The championship 16 have to be rock steady as they bebop along toward the championship when The Chaseoffs begin as the NASCAR Mutagen Cup Series points the party wagon toward Chicagoland for the Tales of the Turtles 400, 3pm ET on NBCSN
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The championship battle continues with Vettel grabbing the pole after kissing the wall with Mad Max along side. Hamilton and Bottas are starting in row 3. Rain is a possibility for the Formula 1 Singapore Grand Prix at 8am ET on NBCSN
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Why does the smart mirror in the change room keep laughing and recommending the tents in the camping section?
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Sat September 16, 2017
(FIA WEC)
 
 
 
The FIA World Endurance Championship comes to America for the 6 Hours of COTA. The greatest sports cars in the world will be on track starting at 1pm ET, but you won't see them on FS2 until 2:30. I wonder why this race isn't better known
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Real Madrid midfielder to miss Champions League game after manscaping mishap. Clearly this amateur shaver needs some tutoring from a seasoned pro like Cristiano Ronaldo
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
UEFA Group play begins today with Barça vs Juve, Celtic vs PSG, Man Utd vs Basel, and more. Wednesday has Spurs & Dortmund, Liverpool vs Sevilla, Feyenoord vs City. Kickoff is at 2:45 EDT both days. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion Thread
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tired of a mentally ill man in a standoff with police jumping from roof to roof, an 83-year-old grandfather climbs up and throws the individual off the roof to the waiting police (with poor quality video)
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
How James Dyson created a $3 billion vacuum empire, and how Subby had an old headline pun that was just collecting dust
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Mon September 11, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Olympic ticket sales drop as Korea adds nuclear football to event list
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Sat September 09, 2017
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Vampire Weekend singer Ezra Koenig is made an anime cartoon for Netflix and it will star Jaden Smith for some reason
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Thu September 07, 2017
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
The affidavit didn't state what kind of shoes she threw at the deputy's patrol vehicle, before kicking the bumper, jumping on the hood and extending her middle finger
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A compilation of all the stupid shiat you see on planes. Otherwise known as a day ending in y - what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen on a flight?
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Wed September 06, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Kardashian empire is expanding again. The Federation is on red alert
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Hey, America, you want to re-negotiate NAFTA? Fine, let's start with adopting mandatory paid family leave and dumping all of your anti-union bullshiat
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Sun September 03, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If, over the next few years, your children develop a taste for adobo and lumpia, don't worry, it's probably something they picked up in school
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Player ejected after using a couple of words that are a no-no with umpires. Fark: The US Open
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Fri September 01, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Refuse to take blood from an unconscious patient without a warrant? You better believe that's a out-of-control arrestin'. Bonus: the victim RN was an Olympian
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Drunk speeds away from cops, crashes car, then tries to run away. He succeeds. By jumping off a 25-foot interstate overpass
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Wed August 30, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The best part about looking at vintage Star Wars merch collections is when you get to put on the Vader helmet and badly recite lines from Empire
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (8/30): Secret Empire mercifully ends, Darkseid gives us an upskirt shot, Mace Windu finally gets his own motherfarking comic, Moneypenny gets out from behind the desk, and Hawkeye hunts the most dangerous game....Hawkeye
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Surgeons in France reattach woman's arms after train accident. Procedure took four hours, with most time spent in prep just trying to shave off the armpit hair
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Olympic runner found dead in pool. What's next, Olympic swimmer found dead on track?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pipeline pumping raw sewage direct from the USA into UK homes closed at 1600 BST today, and the country is instantly a better place
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jud Heathcote, former Michigan State basketball coach who along with Magic Johnson won the 1979 NCAA Championship, dies at age 90
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
The Vanzolini bald-faced monkey, last seen alive in 1936, loses bid for hide-and-seek champion
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Evil Empire prevents Lord Vader from throwing out first pitch
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Sat August 26, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well, so much for the Patriots winning another championship this year
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
What do you do when your big sister/little sister camping trip is ruined -- aside from burying your dead? It's spooky campfire tale time on My Little Pony - Campfire Tales this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
UEFA Champions League group stage draw is complete. Liverpool, Chelsea, and both Manchester clubs should advance to the knockout stage. Spurs fans get to watch Bale and Modric send Tottenham to the Europa League
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Oh look, BIGGER AT-ATs and a HUGE Star Destroyer. Totally not a rehash of Empire Strikes Back. That would require a Jedi being trained in a remote place
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kyrie Irving helped guide Cleveland to three consecutive finals and won the city's first championship in 54 years, so let's see how Cavs fans are taking his departure
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Tue August 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Protip: If 'Kill the Jews', 'At the Dawn of a New Aryan Empire' and 'Behead the Semite' are among the catchy titles produced by the record label you own, you might find yourself looking for some new law partners
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's the 2nd leg of the Champions League qualifiers. Tuesday has Nice vs Napoli, Rijeka vs Olympiacos, Sevilla vs Basaksehir. Wednesday has Kobenhavn, CSKA Moskva, and Liverpool in action. Matches begin at 2:45pm ET. SHUT UP, ALEXI
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Mon August 21, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sometimes winning isn't everything: Swimmer forfeits his chance in a championship event after paying tribute to Barcelona's terrorist victims with moment of silence
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Sun August 20, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
This week's award for most delicate snowflake goes to ... MLB umpires
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hitman's Bodyguard is #1 with $21 million, bumping Annabelle: Creation to #2 with $15 million. Logan Lucky had an unlucky debut at #3 with a disastrous $7.7 million, barely edging out Dunkirk as The Dark Tower crumbles to #9 with $3.6 million
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Casper Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
"Casper, WY, gentlemen's club offers 'adult-oriented' camping for eclipse"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
How a disgusting sex tape turned the Kardashians into a billion-dollar empire
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The best and worst ways to reheat leftover pizza. Slapping a slice under each armpit not recommended
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
How many of soccer fans on Fark enjoy Champions League matches? Well thanks to Turner Sports we won't be able to see any of them without "other means"
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Wed August 16, 2017
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Champions League Qualification day 2 - Napoli vs Nice, İstanbul Başakşehir vs Sevilla, and for Gordon Bennett his beloved Celtic vs. Astana, and a couple other games. All games start at 2:45 ET
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
More than half of New Orleans' drainage capacity is handled by pumps that run on archaic 25-hertz power, a remnant of the 100+ year-old pumping system
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chewbacca mauls worker at Australian ski resort, is promptly apprehended by the Empire
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Let's set the Wayback Machine all the way back to January of 2017 when The Daily Caller published a compilation of video clips of cars plowing into crowds of liberal protesters captioned "Study the technique, it may be useful for the next 4 years"
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Champions League Qualifications. Mostly for the Liverpool fans. TSG Hoffenheim vs Liverpool at 2:45pm ET. FS1 for us Yanks
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Need some childish yet funny humor to get you through the day? Here are some nutshot compilations
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Sun August 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish band triumphs at the World Bagpipe Band Championships, gets roaring drunk in celebration, sounds a whole lot better. Maybe. I mean, why not? Who can tell?
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Sat August 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Was anyone here hoping that the Olympics would bring much-needed economic and social benefit to Rio? If so, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you
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Fri August 11, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Furniture store receives foot stool filled with pot, no doubt derailing someone's plans for a new ottoman drug empire
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Gorka blames "fake news" for his perceived insult to Tillerson and the continued reports Praxis exploded, poisoning Qo'nos and putting the Empire at risk to die out in decades
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Winter Olympics will be held in six months, in.....uh oh
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Bodycam footage shows cop jumping off highway exit ramp while trying to avoid drunk driver
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
If you've been bumping into women in the MoneyGram line at Walmart and then ejaculating on their dresses, the police would appreciate it if you would kindly stop
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Priorities discussion: which would you rather have happen? Your favorite team winning the championship, or discovery of life (primitive or otherwise) on a Solar System moon?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Huh. For some strange reason, airlines aren't bumping as many passengers from flights as they used to
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(Duke Sucks)
 
 
 
25 years ago the Dream Team, despite having Christian Laettner, swept the world and earned Olympic gold
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Umpire Joe West suspended three games for complaining about Adrian Beltre, will biatch about this suspension
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(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just stomping a baby, as you do
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Team USA)
 
 
 
Fan choice for the 2018 U.S. Olympic Luge Team helmet design looks like something Evel Knievel would have been proud to wear
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Sun August 06, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
NHL great Tony Granato named to coach U.S. hockey team for 2018 Winter Olympics, the first games in 24 years not to include NHL players
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
FA Cup winners, Arsenal, take on Premiership Champions, Chelsea, in the traditional curtain raiser to the new EPL season, The Community Shield at Wembley. There can be only one
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
1. Defeat your Little League World Series semifinal opponent despite their stealing signs. 2. Express your feelings with "inappropriate" Snapchat post. 3. Enjoy your DQ while the cheating team you beat takes your place in the championship game
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Thu August 03, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Two Scoops have a massive meltdown? Will he raise up the crowd as a Trumpian army to defend his great presidency? This is YOUR Donald Trump West Virginia rally thread at 7PM EDT
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Patriots decided to save money on postage by just including AFC Championship tickets with their season ticket holder mailings
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four years into MLB replay challenge era, math shows that managers may be far too cautious in challenging umpire calls and could be stalling games even more than now. "The cost of a bad challenge is pennies compared to the gain of a good one"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Canada sets up a refugee housing center at Montreal's Olympic Stadium for refugees from... some war torn country? No - the United States of America
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not only did the Rays' Evan Longoria hit for the cycle, it took a replay challenge to overturn a poor call by the umpire to get him there
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's official. Paris gets 2024 Olympics and Los Angeles get the 2028 games
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Ferrari locks out the front row with Vettel on the pole followed by Mercedes and Red Bull in rows 2 and 3. The drivers championship is separated by a single point. This is your Formula 1 Hungarian Grand Prix discussion thread, 8am ET on NBCSN
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Sat July 29, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 214 with three championships on the line, Daniel Cormier vs Jon Jones II, Tyron Woodley vs Demian Maia, and Cyborg vs Tonya Evinger. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, prelims at 8 PM ET on FXX, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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Fri July 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Female referee replaced at Adidas Summer Championships for violating the First Commandment: "Thou shalt not call a technical foul on LaVar Ball"
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Umpire to Player, "Get in the on-deck circle" Player moves circle
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I came back from maternity leave; I am one of a few women who use lactation rooms for breast milk. We soon learned a man was stealing our breast milk. But HR didn't have proof to fire him. My pumping is suffering. What do we do?"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Three things that you may not have known about trans soldiers, which will put you six things ahead of the President, because Smitty assumes that you already knew that trans folks aren't reverse vampires who feast on pills and drink only Cosmos
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