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Sun April 19, 2015
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(Some guy named soosh)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from March 10, 2012 for you to enjoy
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Sat April 18, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bicycling is an excellent way to get Tampa police to notice you, if you're black
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Fri April 17, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Angie's List CEO to step down. Company says he performed well on financial issues but was unable to delegate. Overall, they would probably use him again
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
After 6 months, clothing company apologizes to Don Henley after their "Don a henley" shirt ad, hopes now that he'll take it easy
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(6)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Brewing company makes beer out of human urine. So Budweiser finally comes clean?
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(46)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
ESPN's Britt McHenry was not happy about having her car towed while eating dinner, so decides to launch an affluenza laden rant at woman working counter at towing company. "I'm in the news sweetheart, I will farking sue this place." w/vid
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
10% of S&P 500 companies avoid paying U.S. taxes. The other 90% have even better accountants who get the government to issue a refund check
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(37)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The biggest problem at Coachella this year was: A) Rampant drug use; B) Shiatty bands; C) Hundreds of fake IDs
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The strange story of the company that got The Terminator made: "they just farked it up because they kept trying to cheat everybody"
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The best thing Obama gave Hillary? A scandal-free presidency. Well, as scandal-free as any non-American, perma-golfing, apology touring, conservative auditing, terrorist sympathizing, Muslim president could be. Better than Hillary, anyway
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Are you guilty of being a humanitarian douchebag? A voluntourist? A group in Vancouver is campaigning to end irresponsible voluntourism once and for all"
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The malevolent hairpiece controlling Ted Cruz has raised $4.3 million for its doomed presidential campaign
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(35)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
"At the age of 9, Kim Jong Un raced the chief executive of a foreign yacht company who was visiting North Korea at the time," he won that race "despite the odds"... But wait, there's more
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(96)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Locals change Justice Minister's campaign signs to let him know what they really think of him
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(20)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
After 28 years, Pepsi replaces Coca-Cola as main food and drink sponsor for the NBA. Company will promote Mountain Dew, Doritos and Ruffles. Otherwise known to Memphis Grizzlies fans as breakfast
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(27)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Avon reported to be "looking at new business strategies" including a possible sale of the company. In other news, apparently Avon is still in business. Who knew?
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Tue April 14, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you hack the lottery by modifying security cameras, sneaking into glass computer room, installing a rootkit in 59 seconds, and setting up offshore company to collect winnings, you may want to wear a fake mustache when buying the actual ticket
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Crazy liberal wants to slash CEO's pay by more than 90% and raise company's minimum wage to $70,000. Bonus: This person IS the CEO
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(253)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robert Kennedy Jr. would like to apologize for comparing the way vaccines have inflicted autism upon countless children to the Holocaust, will use "other words" to describe the "autism crisis" in the future
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Mon April 13, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Volkswagen now going through severe leadership crisis. Company attempts to move ahead with no one behind the wheel
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(14)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton let slip the GOP's 2016 campaign slogan: "Vote us, because we promise nuclear war"
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(195)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Clorox raises the white flag after racially offensive advertising campaign
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(28)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It's only been a day, and now another bombshell scandal is rocking the Clinton campaign
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hello, this is the electric company - is your refrigerator running? Yes, on water and sunlight
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
An archaeological dig has discovered that Canada's parliament buildings were built on top of a dump full of wine bottles, beer bottles, champagne bottles, tumblers and glasses. That sounds about right
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(24)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Well, we're half a day into her campaign, which means it's time to piss and moan about the logo
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Sun April 12, 2015
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Kevin Feige explains Ant-Man's significance in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. No word on how a hero whose greatest enemy is a magnifying glass can make an impact on The Avengers
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(61)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary's campaign sends out memos to supporters with guiding principles. Missing from the list are principles covering how to delete emails, shred records on land deals, ignore congress, and blame videos for terrorist attacks
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
California denim companies say lack of water in manufacturing high-end worn jeans is causing lots of distress
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(28)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
CEO of medical marijuana company who was suing the state of Illinois unexpectedly dies. No word if it was an overdose on his own wares
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(34)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
When you act with kindness and compassion, it stimulates the pleasure centres of your brain, just like sex, you dirty, selfish bastards
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Wimp)
 
 
 
How much do you know about company logos? Question #1 - Why is there a green letter in the Google logo?
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Fri April 10, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton to announce 2016 presidential campaign on SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A life insurance company wants to give you a FitBit and will discount your policy depending on activity levels. I plan on strapping mine to a paint shaker
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Thu April 09, 2015
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Small-government Texas Republicans pushing a bill to regulate companies like Uber. Fark: With Uber's support
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tehran mullahs begin campaign to obliterate fun from the internet. Iranian men banned from checking out women on "Face-hidden-by-burqa-Book"
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Narcissists don't use the word "I" nearly as much as you think. I find that hard to believe because I know I certainly don't use the word "I" very much and I am insulted that I am being compared to narcissists using the word "I" just as much as I do
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Wed April 08, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Today's badass is this guy, who went on a rampage in a Pita Pit by destroying the store and assaulting random pedestrians
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tripping straight out of the gate: Rand Paul retweets campaign "support" photo of Aurora shooter
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Contemporary painter who has been compared to Jackson Pollock is showcased in sold-out galleries around the world. Not bad for an 8 year old
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Mon April 06, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York City billboard campaign urges city's hipsters to move to Detroit
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cans of Coca-Cola getting a new look. Once again we have an ad campaign which uses the words "new" and "Coke"
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Sun April 05, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
The always relevant Gary Hart says America should be frightened by a Clinton campaign that's going to spend a billion dollars, because the Democrats should be spending way more than that
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Sat April 04, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
90,000 baseball fans are spending this weekend at the most broken-down, busted-ass, decrepit dump of a stadium in all of professional sports, for two meaningless exhibition games between two third-tier teams. Your move, Tampa
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Fri April 03, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Pipeline company to 100 West Virginia landowners: Don't you folks think your land would be improved if it had one our pipelines running through it? No? Oh, well, that's what eminent domain is for
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Wed April 01, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Men's Wearhouse to Jos. A.Bank employees: Welcome to our company through the recent acquisition. You can pick up your last check on Friday
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Tue March 31, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Japanese company advertises great shipping service with the logical, yet creepy, giant cat head (Scrimshaw guest hosting)
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(5)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"The singer also denied internet conspiracies that the company is a part of the Illuminati"
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(DIY Mag)
 
 
 
A Kickstarter campaign by Tom Waits fans has been started to publish an "illustrated scrapbook," chronicling the making of "Tom Waits For No One," a short film released in 1979
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cablevision offers to buy a copy of the New York Daily News for $1. Wait, scratch that. Cablevision offers to buy the company for $1
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(18)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Coffee shop employee "accidentally" clicked on a spam email while at work, resulting in the company's Facebook page becoming a porn stream
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(62)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Jay Z compares music to water: it's something you can get for free, but people are willing to pay for it. But the comparison doesn't work. Teenagers walk around with $3 bottles of water because they don't pay for anything they listen to"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Texas chef sees your "College Daze Bloody Mary" and raises it to an entirely new artery busting level with the "Bloody Best Bloody Marry" (yes really, that's not a typo) .. "It makes the KFC Double Down Dog look like a salad in comparison"
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Sun March 29, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nutritionists warn about Warren Buffett's "junk food portfolio" that includes companies that make Velveeta, Jell-O and Oscar Mayer. Or as obese people call that lineup, "the Buffett buffet"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Company is shocked, SHOCKED that they were asked to change their advertisements for hemp smoothies which included the slogans "Man, that's some strong stuff", "Just ask your dealer," and "Don't panic, we also do munchies"
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Sat March 28, 2015
(C|Net)
 
 
 
NASA can't wait to try out its new "over the shoulder boulder holder" technique to save the earth from massive asteroid impact. Actually, like geeks everywhere, they're *really* looking forward to figuring out how to unhook the damn thing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Governor of Iowa would like everyone to know that he doesn't have a smartphone or an email. Just this Blackberry. Okay, just this Blackberry, this Instagram account that shows him using Skype, this iPad he used in his campaign ads, and a Meerkat
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dropping all pretense whatsoever, The big Wall Street banks, including Citi, JP Morgan, Goldman-Sachs and BofA are reportedly considering suspending all campaign contributions to Democrats until they somehow muzzle Elizabeth Warren
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(190)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Her ticket to hell has been upgraded to first-class. This 'mom' physically abused her baby, and faked cancer for people to show sympathy to her
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(61)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Xavier basketball star Matt Stainbrook works for the ride share company Uber to make extra money. Which seems natural for someone who spends the rest of his time driving the lane
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(10)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Massive wave of "compassionate leave" requests have hit employers this week because of: A) grief over family killed in the GermanWings crash, B) family home with the flu, or C) Zayn Malik quitting One Direction
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When it's okay to compare Jews to dogs: A) Never. B) Seriously, Never. What the hell is wrong with you? C) You're Lena Dunham and have no one in your life who says "no" to you
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Thu March 26, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember how credit card companies were going to replace all magnetic stripe credit cards with computer chip cards by the end of 2015? Well, here's an update on that monthly statement
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Farker's next gen rocket engine crowdfunding campaign is live. Change the world, get sweet space swag, be awesome, keep me from having to work in a coffee shop any longer
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(49)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Starbucks was always going to end #RaceTogether cups after a week, claim company officials, who went on to note that we've always been at war with EastAsia
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(65)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox sues record company for daring to call itself "Empire" five years before they thought of their shiatty show
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(54)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wilson Sporting Goods buys Louisville Slugger bat company for $100 million and two forests to be named later
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(23)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Then, George Zimmerman said Obama personally victimized him and compared himself to Anne Frank
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(357)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
First thing a campaign should do is secure your candidate's name as a domain. Ted Cruz, not so much
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(50)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why Ted Cruz is announcing his presidential campaign at Jerry Falwell's university
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(183)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. companies now hoarding a record $1.4 trillion in cash. A search for "hoarder" on Google now brings up Google
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(251)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Starbucks admits its race campaign was a failure. Company now red-faced
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(69)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Will Deanna accept Carol's sympathy? Will paradise crumble? Will Glenn keep going to bat for Alexandria? It all comes to a head in the penultimate episode of season 5. It's your official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. It all starts at 9PM ET on AMC
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(581)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"The next emerging European food trend that may have the biggest impact on what we eat is 'ugly food"'
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(10)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT), it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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Sat March 21, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Company unveils $40 million diamond watch, although it's only $37 million per watch if you buy a package of 12 at Costco
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(12)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New campaign wants to replace the portrait of Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill with a woman. The campaign would probably be more popular if they tried to replace Alexander Hamilton on the $10. No one remembers who he is
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(101)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Janis Joplin biopic starring Amy Adams has hit Jackie Jormp-Jomp proportions after the film's production company sues itself
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Thu March 19, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If a drunk falls out of a tree and is fatally impaled on a fence, does he make a sound?
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(19)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton to name 35-year-old Robby Mook to manage her 2016 presidential campaign. Mostly because he's young enough to know how to set up an e-mail account
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(54)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gun show organizer unsympathetic to the "it's cool, some of my closest friends are gun targets" defense
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(251)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
"The Canada Goose company is the biggest fashion success story to come out of Canada since Lululemon"
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(24)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Al Gore [is on the Board of Directors of Apple, a company credited as having] invented USB [Type C]. Presumably on a MBP
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dolce and Gabbana come out against in vitro fertilization, decry the rise of "chemical children." And now, Elton John is calling for a boycott to the fashion company
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(128)
 
(Fusion)
 
 
 
Hertz puts cameras inside their rental cars. Company executives say they NeverLost customers faster
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(131)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Father Gabriel returns, Rick and company try to adjust to suburbia in the zombie apocalypse, and Carol bakes some cookies. Will there be zombies? It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. "Spend" airs at 9PM ET on AMC
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(692)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT), it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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Sat March 14, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Havana has its first free Wi-Fi access, fully compatible with 1957 Chevys
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(8)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Overstrength British cider called Frosty Jack's declared "a public health hazard" in the best advertising the company ever had. At least since it suggested its customers try drinking it from a glass for once
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, on March 15, 1985, a small computer company in Massachusetts registered the very first ".com" domain. Fourteen years later, there was Zombo
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(16)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Radio Shack warns investors that buying company stock for just pennies still makes no cents
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(19)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Uber to supply their drivers with a fleet of electric cars. But don't worry, they're still totally not a taxi company. Would a taxi company charge their drivers $200/week for use of their cabs?
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Fri March 13, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
"McDonald's is a lowbrow fast-food restaurant that symbolizes excess and bad decisions, and the company should embrace it"
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Thu March 12, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bibi's speech to congress, which totally wasn't about the Israeli election, is now appearing in his campaign ads
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(86)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Spanish mayoral candidate campaigns on transparency (possibly not safe for work)
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(82)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Company erects a huge billboard featuring a topless model dressed as a nun - just ahead of the Pope's visit. Not surprisingly, some people have a problem with that (Not safe for work image in article)
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Wed March 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After year of PR nightmares, McDonald's Japan publishes smartphone app that allows customers who shy from in-person confrontation to complain about their food or service directly to company
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(15)
 
(Fusion)
 
 
 
How an advertising company put a 'marijuana cookie' on your computer to get weed legalized. I guess you could call it a (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) security tokin'
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(35)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You can't put a premium on Taylor Swift's legs. Unless you're an insurance company
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Mon March 09, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"Climate change, evolution, examples of same sex marriages negatively impacting the state" *rips open envelope* name three things republicans whiff on harder than a drunken game of whiffleball
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(134)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not your ideal business model, but two Harvard graduates start a company that made $7.2 million last year. From shoplifters
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Sun March 08, 2015
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
House? Boat? Drew Curtis Campaign Headquarters? The Coast Guard? Oh geeezzuz Fark Me Kentucky
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(19)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford can still make movies and fly airplanes, but no way will insurance companies allow him to do both
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(41)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Coast Guard demands end to Tampa Bay-to-Key West race after rescuing twelve people from the Gulf of Mexico
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(52)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music hosted by a farker, starting at 9PM Alaska time (10PM PT/11PM MT/Midnight CT/1AM ET). Don't forget to set your clocks an hour ahead, folks
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Sat March 07, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tribune Company 4Q profits decline $17 million. In other news, a newspaper company is still posting profits
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Fri March 06, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Things to do if you have a car accident: check for injuries, exchange driver information, call the police. Things not to do if you have a car accident: call an auto insurance company to purchase coverage
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(37)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon, Apple, AT&T, Cablevision, Cisco, Comcast, Cox, DirecTV, Dropbox, eBay, EA, Facebook, Google, Groupon, HP, Intel, Intuit, Microsoft, Orbitz, Pandora, Qualcomm, Twitter, Verizon. 376 companies have banded together to fight Republicans
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Thu March 05, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hall and Oates sue company over 'Haulin Oates' granola, plan to also sue anyone who keeps grain in a corridor
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(48)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It turns out companies who advertise cheap divorces over the internet might be as trustworthy as your no-good-for-nothing ex-husband
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(23)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
How does tech whiz Elon Musk's company Solar City make money? The old fashioned way - using prison labor at 93 cents an hour. That and government subsidies
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(129)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary's shields are down. Several fighters have broken off from their campaigns, come with me. Poltico, you're coming in too fast. Stay on target...stay on target... *pew pew* AAAAAAAHHHH *BOOM*
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(117)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Gun group offers to pay $15,000 for a 3D printer that makes carbon fiber copies after the only company that makes them refused to sell it one, "citing terms of service that disallow private citizens from using the machine to make firearms"
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(363)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother died a horrible, painful death; she was 41, I was 13. My father remarried, and now my stepmother is dying of cancer and comparing her struggle to my mom's. I think this is insensitive. Tell me I'm right"
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(35)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Italy did a financial study to determine how significant an impact prostitution and drugs had on the country's economic stability. Turns out, it makes up a pretty huge dent in it
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(69)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Will Alexandria offer haven or hell? Are Negan and Lucille on the horizon? Will Rick and company get a moment's peace? Find out tonight in "Remember." It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on AMC
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(479)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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(247)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The cream-filled Cinnabon Delights at Taco Bell not rough enough for the roof of your mouth? Company decides to coat them with Cap'n Crunch. Happy now?
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(10)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Tokyo schoolgirls say old execution grounds where plotters of 1936 coup were shot is great place for romance, because lingering ghosts of soldiers "are highly sympathetic to young love and will use their supernatural powers to encourage it"
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(54)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Watch that tiny bit of sympathy Madonna accrued after falling during the Brit Awards evaporate as she says that Europe as a whole "feels like Nazi Germany"
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(51)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
ATM in Russia gives loans on the spot, but charges 730% annual interest rate. Or as American payday loan companies call that, underselling the competition
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(13)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dish Network is claiming a $3.4 Billion windfall, as it claims a 25% "very small business" discount on the wireless spectrum it just bought. How does a $34 Billion company do that? The answer is everything that is wrong with our corporate tax laws
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(32)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today in "Not a Mad Lib": Brooklyn maraschino-cherry kingpin commits suicide in company bathroom after being cornered in marijuana sting
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(87)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Calls for safety shoveling snow off roofs after a teen falls through the skylight of Frugal Fannie's Fashion Warehouse, lands on metal coat rack that impaled his abdomen, severed his colon, damaged his appendix, and frugaled his fanny
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(39)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Kansas officials underestimate impact of massive income tax cuts. This is not a repeat from any time in the last two years
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(68)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Journalists catch smarmy "GOP Generation Y" congressman misspending campaign funds in hilariously Millennial ways. When questioned about it, he literally responds, "Haters gonna hate"
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(366)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's campaign is looking increasingly like a laundry detergent commercial
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(140)
 
(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
Here's a photographic roundup of school lunches from around the world to show how badly the U.S. is doing it by comparison
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(142)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This chocolate costs £169 per bar, has been compared to fine whiskey and you have to eat it with wooden tongs
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(72)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Early humans developed kindness and compassion up to 3 million years ago. Presumably followed by hatred, apathy and negativity
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(28)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Nature finds a way to shut down legitimate anti-abortion campaigner
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(69)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man so unhappy with new haircut that he trashes salon in 'irate' rampage rather than just wearing a hat for three weeks like the rest of us (w/ pic of haircut)
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(36)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
If you're a utility company trying to negotiate a 10% rate increase with the State, don't inadvertently cc an email to all parties involved stating how little you're actually willing to settle for
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(21)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
"The Pope has compared the threat of transgender people to nuclear weapons"
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(167)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bernard Sumner on the campaign to buy Ian Curtis's home and turn it into a museum: "it's a bit ghoulish and it's a bit of a monument to suicide." Maybe those potential buyers should just walk away in silence
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(10)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court that has already ruled that money is free speech in political campaigns, now has to decide whether to take up the issue of whether laws forbidding politicians from lying are constitutional
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(47)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
Jim Beam becomes the latest bourbon company sued for "deceptive labeling." Next up, Budweiser in the dock for not being the royal leader of all lager
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(80)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Garmin officials admit that the company is currently lost
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(49)
 
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Company that has no idea of what its doing says that Apple has no idea what they are doing
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tim McGraw mentioned Barack Obama without using the words "socialist," "Kenyan," "birth certificate," "jerbs," or "terrorist sympathizer," causing his country music fans to actually let go of their cousins in outrage
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(91)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Smoking hot Russian teen likes to take topless pics of herself, lift weights; she also holds three World powerlifting records: "People know me as 'Muscle Barbie' - I like this comparison. I can dead lift 180kg" (Safe for work)
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(176)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Terri Schiavo's husband is going to campaign against Jeb Bush because someone has to
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(182)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Editor for Antarctic newspaper claims wintering there isn't lonely, as you have wonderful companionship and get to meet all sorts of things that are weird and pissed off
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(30)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Big Brother and the Holding Company guitarist Sam Andrew has died at 73 after convulsions struck another little piece of his heart
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(13)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British supermarket chain Tesco to axe 10,000 jobs. Beer fans launch campaign to turn failed stores into pubs
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(51)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian politician fulfills campaign promise, sets self on fire after being elected
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(21)
 
(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Heartless power company abandons little girl's kitten on top of a power pole since Friday
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(106)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jon Gosselin sued for stealing from his employer by secretly working for another company on sales calls, and since he didn't answer the court summons, the judge found him guilty, owing his former employer $1 million
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian company offering tourists four-day, no insurance on earth will cover you guided-tank tours of Ukraine for just $3,000 (pics)
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(36)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Owners of the rooftop properties overlooking Wrigley Field are suing to prevent the erection of giant signs, as they will severely impact the ability to sell overpriced tickets to Cubs fans who crave cheap beer, bad food, and losing teams
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(42)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fascinating making-of video shows how special effects company turns giant green spotted dildo on a stick into a dragon's head snuggling with Emilia Clarke for Game of Thrones
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(19)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Good: Your company finishes testing its latest project. Great: Celebratory pizza party at a bowling alley. Sad Trombone: During party, company VP hands out pink slips to everyone
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(156)
 
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Audioquest unveils most expensive ethernet cable in the world. For $10,500, company says your MP3 collection will never sound better
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(308)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tesla posts $107.6 million loss in 4Q. Company looks for new ways to recharge sales
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(56)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Japanese developer worried about what PC gamers will do once they get their hands on the company's boob-jiggling software (possibly not safe for work)
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(86)
 
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
So your idea for a new tech startup company called FLOCCINAUCINIHILI PILIFICATION, yeah, about that
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(27)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Boston is now measuring its snowfall totals as compared to David Ortiz's height
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
San Francisco utility company says a severe penalty for the worker who urinated in the reservoir is their #1 priority
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(33)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The US government is actually considering criminal charges against a large bank which clearly has not given Congress enough campaign contributions
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(39)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Better Call Saul breaks all preexisting cable viewership records. No word on the impact it has had on Cinnabon franchises
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(136)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Republican lawmaker is in favor of less government regulation like requiring alarm company owners and installers to undergo criminal background checks
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(69)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Company wins million-dollar prize for a drone that crashes into things
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(17)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Boob-twerking woman returns for Valentine's Day, specifically those among you whose only companionship is your hand (Not safe for work)
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(171)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Leonardo da Vinci's resume makes yours pale in comparison
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(59)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up live at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of eclectic music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker
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(234)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft CEO warns pen companies to expect a lot of red ink
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(68)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs named the most hated U.S. company. Apparently people still remember that whole bad mortgage, home foreclosure, crashing the world economy thing they did a few years ago
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(58)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Target defends selling "Fifty Shades of Grey" sex toys. Company says it's for women whose husbands can't hit the bulls eye
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(30)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the NFL couldn't screw up something else, it looks like the No More campaign is pretty much a sham
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(65)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jay Z buys streaming company. R Kelly approves
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(9)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Customer displeasure swells over phallic-shaped bus station map. Company finally softens its hardened stance against removal
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(46)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Health insurance company admits that personal information of millions of its customers was violated. And some hackers breached its security too
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
London double-decker bus company unveils its new open air roof model
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(28)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The 2016 presidential election could be a single-issue campaign, and that issue is whether children should be vaccinated or not
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Mon February 02, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD compares drunk driving to Russell Wilson's decision to pass the ball on the one-yard line
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(48)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida electric companies say solar power can't work in the Sunshine State
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(88)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When you store millions of boxes of paper public records in a warehouse, you may get a fire that requires 300 firefighters from 55 companies, a marine unit, and more than a week to fully extinguish
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Sun February 01, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A screaming comes across the event horizon. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mugging victim has £165k (and counting) pledged after beautician starts a Go Fund Me campaign for him. A random act of kindness and senseless beauty
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(11)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour, it's the first Livingston Stapler Company Presents show of 2015. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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Sat January 31, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The psychology of pricing, or "Why $1.97 sounds like a must-have bargain compared to $2.00"
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(82)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. home ownership rate falls to a 20-year low. Which isn't entirely true, since most U.S. homes are actually owned by banks, mortgage companies, foreign investors
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(51)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman gets fifteen years in prison for manslaughter after she decided to drink and drive, crashing into a poolside cabana and killing a pregnant woman in 2012. The woman, now pregnant, thought she would gain sympathy
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(46)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Imgur won't let the animated GIF die, unveils tool to create your own and host it with them. "The company already hosts hundreds of millions of GIFs on the site, and it now wants to make it easier for people to create more" [applause.gif]
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(87)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Call-blocking technology hailed by the FTC as the best available is banned from virtually every major telephone company. This is why we can't have nice things
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(82)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Cops probably won't be sympathetic if you call 911 to complain about the security guards harassing you for shoplifting
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(16)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man fired from Ford after denouncing "sodomites" and saying "homosexual behavior leads to death" in the company newsletter. Area Man asks: "What ever happen to free speach?"
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(170)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's presidential campaign is going to be one of the most divisive, controversial, and terrifying of the modern era
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(113)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Remember how relations with Russia went to shiat right after Hillary Clinton left the Secretary of State's office? Neither does Romney's campaign
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(101)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hoodslam, a.k.a "the most controversial wrestling promotion company," just got its own documentary. Now I don't know about "controversial" but I bet after watching this Vince McMahon is going figure out how to shove Haduken's into Monday Night Raw
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(12)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
This time the frontrunner for "saddest 2016 presidential campaign" is...no, not him. Or him. Or him or her or him and certainly not HER
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(38)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Company guarantees couples sunny skies for their wedding day for $200,000 by seeding clouds beforehand. Or for twice that amount, you can pay to have the whole thing washed out, which in retrospect will be cheaper than a divorce
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(25)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Energy companies now more hated than banks. Duke sucks
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(17)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Sad: you and 17,600 Target Canada employees are losing your jobs. Spiffy: you're splitting $56 million in severance pay. Sick: the ex-CEO who killed the company is getting $61 million in severance pay himself
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(55)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama plans to upgrade city light poles to meet energy-efficient standards, thereby lowering costs, climate impact, and finally destroying America
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(213)
 
(Descrier)
 
 
 
Here's a sentence you've never seen before: "Energy companies pass on savings from falling prices to consumers"
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(16)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
While the world freaked out every time a person in Africa came down with the sniffles, ebola has quietly wiped out one-third of the world's gorillas and chimpanzees
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(25)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Leader of group campaigning to allow sale of alcohol on Sundays in Indiana decides to prove that people can already get drunk the other six days of the week
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(33)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Family Dollar will be acquired by rival Dollar Tree for an estimated $8.5 billion. Who knew either company was that profitable?
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(39)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Dude who needs hair cutting sues power company for tree-cutting. He wants $54 million. Because why not?
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(38)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
J.C. Penney brings back their store catalog after dropping it to concentrate on the internet. Company finally realizes that 98% of the people who shop at Penney's have no idea what the internet is
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, did you see an angry, defiant Obama rampaging through the House chamber, waving his veto pen and hurling new taxes at job creators tonight? No? Well, Fox News did. Maybe you weren't watching closely enough
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(162)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kickstarter campaign from The Oatmeal creator seeks $10,000 in 30 days to fund "Exploding Kittens" card game. Hits goal in 8 minutes. Cracks $1 million inside of 5 hours. Time to start designing games
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(162)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
For the first time in Marvel's history--well, since 1961--the company is going to try and do what has never worked for their competitor DC when they tried it forty or so times in the past thirty years: reboot the entire comic universe
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(157)
 
(Stabley Times)
 
 
 
Why Apple has no interest in making its Watch compatible with Android just yet
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(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ignored in the "war against terrorism" is Barack Obama's global assassination campaign targeting people suspected of perhaps intending to harm us some day, and any unfortunates who happen to be nearby
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(83)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Despite a smear campaign generated by lawbreakers and malcontents, America's opinion of the police is still incredibly high, though they still have mixed feelings about Sting's solo work
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(98)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tracking devices given to drivers by insurance companies are inherently insecure and could allow a hacker to hijack cars or take over their steering and braking systems
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(14)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Company that makes Oreos building cookie manufacturing plant in Middle East because it can't keep up with demand there
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(27)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Sad: Veteran with a good job gets fired due to dropping commodity prices. Amazing: He bought the company a few months later
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(12)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Study comparing burden of different diseases to their NIH cure funding percentage finds cancer has second best burden/funding relationship. In related news: Still no cure for cancer
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(15)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina, who ran Hewlett-Packard into the ground as CEO and subsequently ran one of the worst senate campaigns in recent memory is "seriously considering" a run for the White house in 2016. And I'm "seriously considering" laughing even harder
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(84)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
An analysis of campaign finance records shows Illinois' new governor spent roughly $36 per vote getting elected. A group of legitimate Chicago businessmen shake their heads ruefully, say they could have brought that job in at less than $20 per
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(13)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The collapse of crude oil costs one company 9000 jobs. I hope you remember that as you cheer to yourself that you don't have to sell your first-born kid to pay for the gas to commute to work every day
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(121)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Intern quits Wall Street firm after spending too much time in company's bathroom taking nude selfies
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(62)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans are all for private property rights - specifically the right to have a foreign company seize your land, force you to take out insurance against their screw ups, and pay to remove their pipes when they're done using them
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(329)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ordering something from an online company and then going to its bricks-and-mortar location to pick it up? Beware, it's a trap
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(87)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Political campaigns need to have a seat over there
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(47)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Your city is balmy compared to this place
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(40)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If fetching coffee and photocopying documents wasn't demeaning enough, UK company charges former unpaid interns $450 for job references
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(32)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Civil War dispatches from the front: General Andrew Luck and his victorious campaign to secure the Colorado territories
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(23)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers propose method for measuring gravitational impact on antimatter by using that thingy Dr. Cal Meacham built in This Island Earth
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(82)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Free speech in America: When the Smith College president gave a speech saying "we're just wild and crazy," the transcript replaced "crazy" with "ableist slur." Comments to the right, but please, no intelligence-impaired words
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(276)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man arrested for posing with a group of election campaigners while wearing "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt. Fark politics tab evacuated
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(28)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Images show a man dressed as Batman's sidekick Robin wrestling with an English knight...also a gang of Oompa Loompas throwing furniture." Gotta love the Darts
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(10)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Doctors are being urged to prescribe more antiflu meds that don't seem to work against the flu very well, but the drug companies love it
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(19)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just finished upgrading all your Mac's peripherals to pricey Thunderbolt-compatible devices? Boy, does Apple have a surprise for you
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Thu January 08, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't you hate having to follow a slow moving semi-trailer truck... in a snowstorm... for 16 miles... because you rear-ended the truck and got stuck to it... and the impact shut down your vehicle, no horn, lights, heat. Yeah, what a drag
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(74)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's how to make your own champagne out of boxed wine and a soda stream. Because you're cheap and have no taste
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(21)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
RedState's Erick Erickson compares LGBT rights 'terrorists' to Charlie Hebdo killers
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(187)
 
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Wales becomes the latest part of Great Britain to look at independence, presumably under a Save The Wales campaign
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(36)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Farker mr_larry trades $150 worth of gold for a $27 bottle of champagne. All is good in the world
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(84)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Gas prices in the US would be a whole lot cheaper if gas companies weren't still mixing the stuff with high-cost ethanol
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(56)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Irish anti-gay group launches "Sounds of Sodomy" campaign. Welsh chapter expected to alter the slogan to "Silence of the Lambs"
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Mon January 05, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Compared to Aaron Rodgers, they're morons
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston says she has "exchanged good wishes" with Brad Pitt since their divorce, like wishing Angelina Jolie would be impaled on a picket fence, get mauled by pit bulls, and then die in a fire
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Sun January 04, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The British government wants nannies and nursery school workers to report any evidence of toddlers' terrorist sympathies. Remember that war the US fought to save the UK from fascism? Good times
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(82)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Good news: The number of celebratory gunshots to ring in the New Year reported to Phoenix police was down by 22 percent compared to last year. Bad news: Only 206 people reported gun shots this year
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(71)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how many bubbles are in a bottle of champagne? A lot. Here comes the fermented science
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(9)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tips on what to do with your leftover champagne. Dude, leftover champagne? What the hell's that?
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(39)
 
(zacks business)
 
 
 
Amazon named the most popular company in America, beating out all the ones ending with "Air," "Airways" or "Airlines"
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(19)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man breaks Guinness record for opening most bottles of champagne. With a saber. Which, unsurprisingly, is called 'sabering' champagne
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(36)
 


Wed December 31, 2014
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Alabama minister captures audio of the cries of a baby Bigfoot, also discovers dome-shaped nests the creatures use as shelters: "The recordings I have compared this to do not match that of a bear. We also looked at fox and coyote" (w/audio)
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Tue December 30, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Pubs and bars go the way of Dodo bird and compact discs. Coming up next: Fark party on Skype. Squirrel mask not mandatory
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(113)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
City orders church to shut down glee camp over zoning violations, rampant slushie attacks
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(27)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"This company proves you can make money and pay your employees well" S-H-A-K-E S-H-A-C-K? Hmm, that's a funny way to spell Market Basket. Maybe the spelling got screwed up in that successful worker riot
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(34)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The most unpopular company in America is...not Comcast?
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(139)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers secure the number one pick in the 2015 NFL Draft, deny any forms of "tanking" while doing so
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(118)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
New England electric companies: Since the price of fuel oil is going down, we're raising the price of electricity by 50%. Why? F' you, that's why
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(24)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"For the past year, I've worked at a Burger King in Tampa, making $9 an hour. Taxes are taken right out of my paycheck like they are for most people in America. And now, Burger King is moving to Canada to escape $1.2 billion in taxes"
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Thu December 25, 2014
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Mistletoe could help fight liver disease in a neat reversal of last year, when it played a major part in giving you hepatitis at the company Christmas party
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(11)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
The FAA has released an educational video as part of its Know Before You Fly campaign that, as TechCrunch very accurately puts it, is 'the least interesting drone video you'll ever see'
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(20)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Sony may sell off its music publishing division, the only part of the company that's actually making any money
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(22)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Work begins on trans-Nicaragua canal, to be completed by 2019 - although the accompanying palindrome is expected to take somewhat longer to finish
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(60)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The cost of the military wars since 9/11 terrorist attacks is a mere pittance compared to the lives of American men and women. Here's a breakdown of what $1.6 trillion bought you so far. EnF*ckingjoy
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(82)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
Owner of Detroit BBQ company: What, you mean posting that I'm happy two cops got killed in New York might not be good for business? Fine. Here's my Facebook apology. We good now?
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(124)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"McDonald's also recently launched a marketing campaign that addressed common questions about its food, such as whether the beef has worms (the answer: 'No. Gross. End of story.')"
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(35)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Toyota, the world's biggest car company, wants to get rid of gasoline completely. A new steam-powered car in the future, anyone?
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(123)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sony's lawyer says that the release of "The Interview" is just delayed and that the company will release the film once this manufactured controversy generates enough interest
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(59)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The happiest companies to work for include Google, Johnson & Johnson and Chevron...wait, what?
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(24)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's a very special Christmas edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker
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(151)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
World's largest canned tuna company gets even bigger as Chicken of the Sea buys Bumble Bee. Sorry, Charlie
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(14)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Timber company CEO gives back his $2 million bonus, saying he "doesn't deserve it." Finally, a company official going against the grain
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(23)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
The electric company's billing office is a place you expect to get shocked, but not by a complete stranger
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(10)
 

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