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389 headlines found matching 'MPA'
Thu September 18, 2014
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart calls out the NFL on its idiocy, saying that the organization needs to reexamine its priorities since beer companies have become its moral touchstone
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(13)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Marvel v. DC. TV edition because DC has to win at one comparison
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien lands exclusive video of MineCraft creator celebrating after Microsoft's $2.5 billion purchase of his company
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(39)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Stuff so secret, we can't talk about it. Also we forgot what it was
 
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Epitaph for Radio Shack: A company that "missed almost every opportunity to be the center of the technology revolution... a retailer that had many paths to glory, most of which it took. Yet... it executed all of them badly"
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
RadioShack gets free two-day shipping when the entire company is purchased with Amazon Prime
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(43)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
News article about teacher contract negotiations mistakenly accompanied by picture of hatchet smashing windshield. All 17 of the teachers who "Liked" the post are therefore being investigated by the school district
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(43)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Construction companies are turning to innovative computer software to help design hospitals and office buildings. Just watch out for the wandering demons and zombies
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(22)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Prayer campaign continues against sold-out satanic 'black mass'
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(137)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Wisconsin utility company wants to charge customers who create their own energy with solar panels more money
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(149)
 
(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
Swiss watchmakers announce they're not impressed by Apple Watch, not realizing that they just compared a Ferrari to a Ford Focus
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(88)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Heineken rejects Miller takeover bid on fears that it would water down the company
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not News: NY TImes has an article on guns. News: Actually uses facts and not hyperbole. Fark: once it uses facts, it actually come off sympathetic to the second amendment
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(368)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Miami or Buffalo be the "surprise" team? Can Dallas, New England and New Orleans bounce back? How badly will the 'Hawks mangle the Bolts? And will anyone watch St. Louis at Tampa Bay? All this and more in your Week 2 NFL Conversation
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Sat September 13, 2014
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Statheads have yet to solve problem of quantifying soccer. "Soccer's data-collection companies have actually just brought soccer to where baseball was a hundred years ago"
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(24)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember how cable companies said they would never, ever, ever let people go ala carte? About that
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(56)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
No US state has more concealed gun permits per adult population than Alabama. How does that impact crime? Let's check the numbers
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(285)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - The Company of Wolves, 1984: Granny tells some really disturbing wolf-related tales to her young charge
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(15)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently when your company owns Madison Square Garden your band gets to open for the Eagles
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(54)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cuba sending hundreds of doctors to help fight Ebola. Apparently, the cure is somewhere in the trunk of a 1965 Chevy Impala
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a move that surprises exactly nobody, Rob Ford withdraws from his reelection campaign
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(52)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how deliciously awkward Star Wars' final throne room scene would be if all the accompanying music was removed? Here you go
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(35)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Two solar flares have sent magnetic fields to our planet -- and scientists aren't sure how they're going to impact each other. Here's everything you need to know about the coming end of the world
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(88)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama has now lost the New York Times editorial page: "Nothing attempted by his predecessor, George W. Bush, remotely compares in imperial hubris"
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(532)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
It's nice to be the CEO of your company and make $150,000 in your first year. Especially when you're 12 years old
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Thu September 11, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Pawn shop goes up in flames, insurance company offers 100 bucks for it
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(27)
 
(The Dish)
 
 
 
President Obama is the fourth consecutive US President to announce a bombing campaign in Iraq
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(364)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
New campaign aims to stop bullying of gingers even though gingers have no souls
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(110)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
With free food, showers, laundries and gyms offered at work, a surprisingly large number of Google employees are living in company's parking lot
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(61)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
1,750 fans hurt each year by foul balls. Or as Tampa Bay calls 1,750 fans, a packed house
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(42)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Time Warner Cable employees to share $416 million under company retention plan. Checks should arrive Monday or Tuesday between 8 and 5
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(13)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Viewing porn on company laptop [√], 2.5K worth of sexline calls on company mobile [√], derogatory texts about women [√], fired [ ]
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Mon September 08, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of hanging out at the airport and shining laser pointers at airplanes hasn't gotten old in Tampa
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(21)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Was the best matchup in the NFL in week 1 A: Denver vs Indianapolis? B: Pittsburgh vs Cleveland? or C: Panthers kicker Graham Gano vs the Tampa Bay marching band, especially the trombone player? (with video)
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(32)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay: 5 Nelson Cruz: 7
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(20)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Who didn't see this coming? Leading anti-marijuana academics are paid by painkiller drug companies. So, who didn't see it coming? The Irony tag
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Sun September 07, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Naked man goes on violent rampage at Oregon hemp fest", with "Yup, that's about right" mugshot
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(91)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Sports collectables company made $50 million last year because everything a ballplayer touches has a price - even a groundskeeper's rake signed by Derek Jeter
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(8)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker
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Sat September 06, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois law says you can't sell alcohol within 100 feet of a church unless you have close ties to the governor and you've contributed tons of cash to his campaign. Sorry, them's the rules
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Fri September 05, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apartments in London compared to prison cells, except without the meal service
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NATO members United States, Britain, France, Australia, Canada, Germany, Turkey, Italy, Poland and Denmark are going into Iraq and Syria to totally destroy ISIS. Come for the massive bombing campaign, stay for the kick-ass menu
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you guessed three days before a company used the nude photo hacking story in their advertising campaign, you've definitely got publicity Spirit
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(17)
 
(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Rays fan caught reproducing, rebroadcasting, or otherwise using the pictures and accounts of the Rays game without express written consent of Major League Baseball
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(22)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(640 AM Toronto)
 
 
 
Rob Ford campaign volunteer arrested after scuffle with man wearing Rob Ford mask
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(20)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Newly graduated Port Authority police officers wait a whole 0 days before abusing their authority and going on a drunken rampage
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(30)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
To reward their goodness and noble service, the businesses who gave $1.25 million to Andrew Cuomo's campaign just happened to receive twelve times as much in state grants - which is purely a coincidence, you cynical hater
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Wed September 03, 2014
(RIA Novosti (Russia))
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines offers customers the chance to draft their very own bucket lists, presumably referring to the size of container that will be needed to carry their remains from company's next crash
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(6)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Nicholas can't accept Russian defeat in the war with Japan and compounds his losses. Obama the peacemaker can't accept that he shouldn't end the campaigns in Iraq and Afghanistan, and does so anyway, with disastrous results
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Doctors Without Borders says the world is losing the battle against Ebola. ISIS seems so quaint in comparison
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Tue September 02, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Communist bloc cloud yeller Fidel Castro compares NATO to Nazi Germany's SS and warbles on about some mouthpiece named John McCain, adding Che Guevara's image makes for better useful idiot T-shirts than Sarah Palin's
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(55)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Company demonstrates their attendant-free, fully automated convenience store because paying one guy to sit behind the counter reading a magazine is clearly too expensive for store owners
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(129)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Luxottica CEO can't deal with it, gets $13M payout after resigning over differences with company founder. I guess you could say his future's so bright, he - *removes sunglasses* - doesn't need shades
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Mon September 01, 2014
(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Japan's Hayabusua 2 mission to Asteroid 1999 JU3 is being readied for launch. It is a sample return mission with bonus lander, three "rovers", five markers and just to keep Adam Savage happy: an impactor with high explosives
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(20)
 
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
If you're a federal employee you might want to check the company card for any big purchases or fancy dinners that aren't yours
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(21)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Satisfaction with credit card issuers is up for the fifth straight year. This may change when the credit card companies finally ask to start paying off some of those five year balances
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(46)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
First pictures from Digital Globe's super high-rez commercial satellite are, well, astonishingly high-rez. They have even better ones, but the US military won't let the company release them (pics, of course)
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(26)
 
(KETK Tyler)
 
 
 
GCA's and Geo Group's stocks have soared in value since the end of July. What do these companies do? Well, they run for-profit prisons with empty beds and expecting a windfall out of undocumented adult and child immigrants
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(22)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Cab company Uber must be stopped by any means necessary. It is the true embodiment of unrestrained hypercapitalism. And together, we can destroy it
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(168)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Porn, drugs, prostitution, and cosmetic surgery is rampant in A) Hollywood B) Las Vegas C) Iran
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(47)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Denny's introduces their new $300 champagne breakfast. Waffle House immediately counters with scrambled eggs on a paper plate, with a bottle of Ripple
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(25)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Major investor wants to help RadioShack avoid bankruptcy. Unfortunately the company forgot to get his phone number
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(14)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's campaign manager resigns to spend more time with his lawyer
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(51)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
How powerful was IBM in the late '30s? They had their own hymnal, singing praises to the CEO and the company
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(36)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Porn shoots in L.A. dropped from 5,000 just three years ago to 40 thanks to a stupid mandatory condom law, impacting 10-12,000 jobs in the process
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(124)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
CEO of a stadium concessions company who was caught on tape repeatedly kicking a puppy in an elevator is writing a $100K check to an abused animal fund. So, like, it's all good now and you can go back to buying his $12 beers, okay?
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(130)
 
(Watts Up With That)
 
 
 
North American megafauna which were wiped out by natives, then by an impact event, then by natives, then by a comet, then by Clovis culture, then not wiped out by Clovis culture, has now been wiped out by an impact event
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(47)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite troll, movie critric Armond White, takes down 20 popular films in an essay about film culture broken by rampant liberalism
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(96)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
It starts off as a suburban development, then: "The company dug a test pit and found that after a half century or more underground, the animal remains have formed a gelatinous goo under a thick layer of dirt, Wand said"
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(59)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Reporter: So why's my son's medicine $15 sometimes and $30 other times? CVS: Beats us, ask the insurance company. Insurance company: Farked if we know. Federal government, throwing 30,000 pages of regulations on the table: Oh hai - we gots this
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(93)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
This week: Court released emails showing Walker involved in pay-to-play bribe from mining company; New poll has Walker losing to Dem Challenger; And now State DOR projection show $280m budget shortfall. Can Walker just have a mulligan on this week?
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(89)
 
(Open Secrets)
 
 
 
Not news: Republican State Senator pleads guilty to taking a bribe. News: To endorse Ron Paul for President. Fark: The guy he took the bribe from is now Mitch McConnell's campaign manager
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(136)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
What turned Gov Scott Walker from an advocate of strict regulations on mining as a state legislator to trying to almost completely de-regulate the industry as gov? Could it have been the $700K secret donation made to his campaign by a mining company?
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Runaway drinking and drug abuse rampant among classical musicians as way to cope with stage fright. Let this smoking hot cellist tell you her sad story (violin plays)
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(59)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the most hated car company in America is _______ (not GM)
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(227)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
GOP uses Foley execution video in campaign ad. What? Too soon?
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(131)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-OH) says that if Burger King is going to buy a Canadian company to evade US taxes, people should stop eating at Burger King in protest, helpfully suggests eating at the OH-based Wendy's or White Castle chains instead
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(202)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Perhaps not the best, or least biased, headline to go with for a story about a political campaign: "Mark Pryor injects Ebola into the Arkansas Senate race"
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(17)
 
(Valley News Live)
 
 
 
Fargo sheriff's deputy shoots and kills rampaging cow that was coming right for him. His life was in danger, don'tcha know
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(61)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Archie sued for sexual discrimination after Betty and Veronica compare notes
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(26)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rahm Emanuel (D-enial), "Chicago is not the murder capital." He must be using a definition that includes Transylvania during the reign of Vlad the Impaler
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(168)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will new ads comparing pot smokers to lab rats prevent teens from getting high? Short answer: no. Long answer: um... What was the question again? And quit bogarting the bowl
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(96)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Remember in the 1990s when the compact disc was proclaimed to be a very durable, long lasting medium to store information? Well, that was a lot of rot
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(85)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Has anyone heard how that "campaign finance reform" thing is working out?
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(59)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's finally happened. Consumers' low wages have had a negative impact on Walmart's bottom line as well as its stock price, which is down by 6 percent since the start of 2014 while the S&P 500 is up by around that much
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(54)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines continues their renewed customer service push by adding a $150 babysitting fee for all unaccompanied minors
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(61)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Show the interest rate and fees on our credit card on your card comparison web site? Well, of course that's a violation of our trademark and a lawsuit
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(25)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan takes the ice bucket challenge. Except she did it in the middle of a nightclub. Using champagne buckets. And nobody was watching or recording
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(99)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russian authorities shut down 4 Moscow McDonald's locations for health code violations, making Russian cuisine almost look edible in comparison
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(40)
 
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Arizona Congresional candidate takes campaigning to maximum troll level by mailing condoms to pro-life voters
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(115)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Why the MPAA thinks all gay people should be rated 'R'
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(122)
 
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Man arrested because no matter what a stripper tells you, there's absolutely, positively no sex in the champagne room. None
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(81)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Scott's campaign decides that an ad where he gets the endorsement of a convicted human trafficker may send the wrong message. *sigh* This never would've happened with his father, Randolph Scott. ♫Raaaandooolph Scooooott♫
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(35)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Where have you gone, Compaq, Eastern Airlines, and Tower Records? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
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(78)
 
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Market Basket's current management overpays Boston Sword and Tuna nearly $500k for products. Boston Sword CEO not sure if they are incompetent or trying to sabotage their own company, but he's certain that it smells fishy
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(68)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Headline: "When companies flee U.S. tax system, investors often don't reap big returns". Actual: 19 outperformed, 19 underperformed, 10 were bought out, 3 closed and one moved back to the States
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(37)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
How Burger King's low-fat Satisfries turned into the company's saddest fries
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(87)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Apparently, Katharine McPhee never got the memo about not dipping your pen in company ink
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(37)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
This may shock some of you, but campaign funds from defense contractors to Congress may have helped create our militarized police forces
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(96)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The 10 companies that control the world's food
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(13)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
With MSNBC Clearly sympathizing with the protesters in Ferguson and Fox News clearly and firmly on the side of the cops, leave it to CNN to articulate the middle ground. Wolf Blitzer: so why can't the cops in Ferguson just "shoot to injure?"
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(218)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
This clip from Sin City 2 may be the sexiest 30 seconds you see all day because Eva Green. (SFW unless you are the MPAA)
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(71)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News poll shows that Americans see President Obama as a rampaging Imperial tyrant, subjugating America with his iron fist. Except when they see him as a bumbling and incompetent fool, imperiling the nation with his sniveling indecisiveness
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(122)
 
(Bidness Etc)
 
 
 
Scarce resource making companies rich
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(3)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Things you'd never hear in a US political campaign: Please stop sending us money
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(27)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The good thing about hurricanes these days? There are so many onshore and offshore windmill developments that energy companies are making a fortune every time one blows through
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(107)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Dear California residents: Don't wash your car, water your lawn, or question why the four largest bottled water companies continue to ship your water out of state
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(31)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Singer Robbie Williams finds tributes to him following his untimely death all over the internet as public confuse him with Robin Williams. Abe Vigoda, who would have been 93 this year, would have sympathized
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(49)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
After years of claiming the exact opposite, advocates of the Keystone XL pipeline vehemently deny that the pipeline will increase the global supply of oil or drive the price down, after a new study questions the project's impact on climate change
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(105)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
"It takes a very specialized form of failure for a gun company to miss out on the President Obama-inspired run on guns, the "assault weapon" craze of the 2000s, and the proliferation of concealed carry in the 1990s, but that's exactly what" Colt did
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Sun August 10, 2014
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker
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Sat August 09, 2014
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Market Basket board offers compromise to ousted CEO: "Help us earn profits again. In exchange, you get no title, no authority, and we'll sell the company to someone else when it's worth something again"
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Fri August 08, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hilarity is currently ensuing as diamond company drops $20,000 gem from hot air balloon over Britain and says whoever finds it can keep it. "It's probably in a field or up in a tree somewhere," they hint
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(41)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Big companies invoke the protections of international law when it suits them, yet they aggressively resist efforts to impose accountability across borders
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Thu August 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Once again, you haters comparing Obama to Jimmy Carter can suck it - because unlike Carter, Obama did NOT invite Robert Mugabe to the White House. He invited every other despot in Africa, but not Mugabe
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(89)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
We've absolutely no farking idea if you're one of 1.2 billion users who had their ID stolen by Russian hackers, but hey, we set up this new company where we'll let you know if your accounts appear in hacker databases for only $120 a year *wink*
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well who wouldn't want to campaign nude in New York City?
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(26)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Insurance company gets $21,000 worth of terrible advertising and bad publicity
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chris Hanson unlikely to get behind latest American Apparel back-to-school campaign. (Slightly Not safe for work)
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Wed August 06, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
And what happened in Tuesday night's GOP primaries? It's all here including the President's cousin who compared Obama to Hitler losing his Kansas GOP primary and other assorted crazies
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Tue August 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sanctions cause one of Russia's largest tourism companies to fail leaving nearly 27,000 Russians stranded abroad with no return tickets home. Either that or Putin has commenced a VERY stealthy invasion of Europe
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(62)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Under trial for bribing someone to keep control of your company? Just bribe the court to drop the charges. Legally. Brilliant
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(15)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Americans show their compassion for Ebola victims in the only way they can: threatening emails to receiving hospitals
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(165)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New GOP presidential darling has stepped up to the 2016 mic. He's created his own PAC, has garnered $8M in campaign funds, and may only run if the GOP wins the House and Senate. Because who wants to deal with conflict and opposition?
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(80)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oil companies have a secret government research center that may or may not exist, possibly. Or something. I dunno. Drugs are bad, kids
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(7)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Upside, the airline didn't lose your luggage. Downside, the luggage compartment was infested with maggots. (Bonus: No motherfarking Snakes on a Plane joke)
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Mon August 04, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently the dust up between Orlando Bloom and Justin Beiber may have been precipitated when Bloom's dinner companion Leonardo DiCaprio essentially told Beiber to go home and get his shine box
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(53)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"It's not easy being a libertarian. I am not looking for sympathy when I say that. I just mean to point out that rejecting the conventional wisdom on virtually every political question, current and historical, can be wearying"
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(285)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paparazzi company admits to using drones to spy on celebrity homes
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(59)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Ousted Market Basket CEO: Lemme just run the company while we negotiate how best I can buy back my company. Board of Directors: LOL no. Get the f*ck out of here
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Do you have $199,999 burning a hole in your pocket? Well then you could own the smallest house on the market in Tampa Bay (with pics)
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Sun August 03, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
Woman is shocked, SHOCKED that a limo company that she booked a deal with using a coupon would cancel her ride and take a full paying customer instead
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(59)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. 2 hours of amazing music hosted live by a farker
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Sat August 02, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
So Cal Farkers: If you're looking for a best friend and a devoted companion please consider rescuing Sasha
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(16)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Geraldo Rivera arrested for fatal hit & run in Tampa. Charges for reckless reporting still pending
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(62)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Computer program correctly predicts SCOTUS decisions 70% of the time, has more empathy than Scalia
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(28)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Clever German engineers create a compact PC that, if you just flip it over, easily scrubs burnt-on food off your pots in the kitchen
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Wed July 30, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Company that produces "pink slime" beef that was banned from the market after unfavorable media coverage discovers a way to solve all their problems: Sue the bejesus out of every journalist who wrote bad things about them
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(142)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Olympic figure skating pair throw out Tampa Bay Rays first pitch in gold medal style
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(18)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Global warming is bad for Alaska's economy because it negatively impacts the state's unique landscape. Global warming is good for Alaska's economy because it extends the summer cruise ship season by two weeks
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(40)
 
(Vator.tv)
 
 
 
Drew appears on a CEO panel discussing how startups do not necessarily need venture capital funding to get rolling and how much it had cost to start their companies (w/video)
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(1)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Space Ghost haunts abandoned New Jersey pharmaceutical companies. No word on grumpy mantis sidekicks
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(56)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
So tell me again, how many concept meetings did your baby toy company have before deciding that fake prescription bottles filled with candy was a winning idea?
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Iran's Supreme Leader has this one weird trick to completely rid Gaza of any outside sympathy
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(207)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Five of the dumbest and most persistent consumer conspiracy theories debunked, including why you don't need a hazmat team to clean up a broken compact fluorescent light bulb and proof there is no 300 mpg car
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(57)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Oil company applies for state approval for its plans to save one of its plants from the effects of rising sea levels and shoreline erosion. But Climate Change is a totally fake liberal-created conspiracy
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(103)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in: "Flesh-eating bacteria rampant in Florida waters"
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Insurance Company: "Sorry 16 year old kid with cancer, but we're not paying for your dentures because you can live without teeth. Next"
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Mon July 28, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Could the dinosaurs have survived the impact that killed them? FOX News asks the hard questions
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(107)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Resarchers find that a strong handshake passes on as many as 10 times the number of bacteria compared to bumping fists, and a high-five reduces exposure by roughly half compared to a handshake so yeah, the hell with handshakes
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Sun July 27, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why chewing gum companies produce so many different varieties and flavors? One word: Desperation
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(26)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. 2 hours of live music hosted by a farker
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Sat July 26, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Towing company owner charged with twenty-nine felonies after he towed multiple cars from a parking lot because it was where people attending a homosexual-friendly event parked, and he (allegedly) can't stand gays
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Fri July 25, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I cannot accept or will not allow a group that is disparaging of another group to have a station here," said Mayor Fouts, immediately after comparing atheists to Nazis and the KKK
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(71)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Tired of being interrupted by beggars while enjoying a martini and cigar, compassionate conservative goes on the offensive
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton launches baby-eating campaign in Oakland
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(21)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Think the dating scene is hard now? Just wait until you're forced to smell bags of used t-shirts at the bars to find someone you might be compatible with
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Wed July 23, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"China's censors seem to have banned internet reports about a giant inflatable toad floating in a Beijing park, amid mockery on social media comparing it to ex-president Jiang Zemin" (pic)
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(23)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton announces that she is "committed to campaigning" in 2016. For herself, for Democrats, for whatever. What can I say? The woman loves to campaign. She's a campaigner. A born campaigner
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(54)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Insurance companies insist motorized scooters need to be covered under vehicle policies. Those rascals will do anything to make a buck
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Tue July 22, 2014
(The Meta Picture)
 
 
 
Sick of the abysmally slow service in restaurants now? Comparisons of surveillance footage taken ten years ago, and now, shows the real reason. (Look in a mirror, you foodie twats)
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(163)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia Lottery launches campaign to warn people about lottery-based scams. That aren't, you know, the lottery itself
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(32)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more food companies are removing all GMO ingredients from their products, but they're doing it very quietly, with no publicity. Why? Sshhhhh....we don't want to wake the Monsanto
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Homeowner gets his mortgage modified to lower payments. Company decides "lower" means $200 a month more. Homeowner gets awarded enough damages to pay off his house and several more
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(64)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Corporate campaign contributions: evil and worthy of saturation coverage when the Koch Bros. buy Republicans. When GE buys Democrats it's okay, not news, nothing to see here
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(Himalayan Times)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson's second-quarter profit comes in short as the company is being forced to admit that they have completely saturated the market of North American dentists with Harleys and they don't know who else might buy one
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Sometimes you can't top the original headline: "Workers sickened by gas leak at Boulder burrito company"
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Mon July 21, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In this week's episode of "Impending Visit by the Secret Service," we consider a think tank analyst who informs a sympathetic audience that drawing and quartering President Obama would be "too good for him"
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(134)
 
(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
So, it looks like undocumented, unaccompanied children have been arriving in America since 1892. And you people still doubt that Obama has a time machine?
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(71)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"The cover image of 'State of the Climate in 2013,' makes the impact of the report, which was released today, clear"
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(87)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Vice President of a company that just got approval to build an apartment complex with separate entrances for rich and poor people said poor people should just be grateful to live near rich people and shut up
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mechanical penguin & its companion diver
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(16)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gov. Rick Scott approves natural gas pipeline to be built by company he just happens to own stock in
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(99)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
People in Detroit that have no water, rampant crime, crumbling infrastructure can sleep better tonight knowing the city just gave the Red Wings billionaire owner $200+ million for a new arena no questions asked
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(63)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Experts say social media can feed into Munchausen by proxy syndrome. I hope this goes green, because my son is mysteriously sick and we can't figure out what's wrong, and seeing his old dad get a greenlight full of sympathy would really help
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(65)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Joy Behar compares Sarah Palin to Vanna White. Apparently one was paired with a rich, white ultra-conservative. The other was a candidate for Vice President
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(47)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Company invents clothes rack for cats
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(26)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Company invents a T-shirt that can never get wet. 25 colleges unexpectedly cancel Spring Break
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(35)
 
(The Dissolve)
 
 
 
1991's Hot Shots served as toothless popularizer of modern parody movies, which are lazy, supremely unfunny exercises. "There's not a single joke, or even an acknowledgment, of the rampant homoeroticism for which the original film is now infamous"
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Sun July 20, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Rampant sexual harassment plagues A) Catholic churches, B) 1960s ad agencies, C) scientific laboratories
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Sat July 19, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
R.J. Reynolds descendant takes a bite of bankrupt cupcake chain hoping to smoke some sweet profits out of the ashes of the company, swears on a stack they're not addictive
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(8)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Miss Idaho sparks social media campaign after wearing insulin pump on bikini, reminding people there's another type of Diabetes than the one caused by multiple trips to Golden Corral
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(79)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Forgotten advice from Leonardo da Vinci offers instruction how to write one of the most useless, ignored items that accompanies job applications and resumes: the cover letter
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The US stock market continues climbing ad infinitum thanks to companies, among other things, being their own biggest stock purchasers, in turn helping the USA climb back into its third largest stock bubble in history
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
Remember how the MPAA has said movie piracy will destroy the movie industry? About that
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(22)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
She's HEEEEERE. Poltergeist under bed turns out to be woman on a meth rampage
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(15)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Watchdog group: "Candidate Land, you've donated $3M to your own campaign yet your disclosure forms don't show that much money in any of your accounts. What's up with that?" Land: "See? Error"
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nigerian President accuses #BringBackOurGirls of psychological terrorism, proving that the hashtag campaign has at least accomplished something
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(26)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Democrats launch six figure campaign against Nikki Haley" That's not an ad campaign, that's political bukkake
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(41)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
So here's the form unaccompanied minors have to fill out if they want asylum in the US, apparently designed by the Vogon Ministry Of Making Things Pointlessly Obtuse Because Fark You
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(77)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann calls immigrant children 'invaders,' compares them to rapists like those kids she and her gay husband Marcus adopted
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Tue July 15, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
New research suggests smart phone users get regular breaks during work to use their phones because it makes them more productive, especially when compared to smokers
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(17)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The administration has lawlessly rewritten Obamacare rules so that insurance companies are being bribed not to raise rates too much
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(39)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
GOP regulator finds out the hard way to dare not question the energy companies and big coal
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(18)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
US DoJ is now investigating claims that ASCAP and US music companies colluded against Pandora in recent pricing negotiations. Next expected to investigate if sky is blue, water wet
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(7)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Leonardo Da Vinci was a loser - so imagine what you are by comparison
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Airbus cabin design team: "We feel the Dutch West India Company had the right idea"
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(191)
 
(Goal)
 
 
 
The US's soccer program is in the stone ages, compared to Germany. That's depressing. I'm going to go kick rocks now
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(105)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Nineteen year-old woman who survived the Boston Marathon bombing was kicked out of TJ Maxx because she wouldn't comply with a new company policy saying all service dogs had to be put in a shopping cart
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(206)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Payday loans provider ACE Cash Express fined $10 million for illegal collection practices. Company hopes make it back in interest the next time they loan out $5000
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(53)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Outrageous: Some CEO just signed an employment contract where he's guaranteed $118 million no matter how well the company does. Oh, a basketball player? Cancel the outrage
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(52)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When Jesus was giving out the fish and loaves, Mascherano showed up handed everyone an empanada
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(12)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
There is a company that makes baby food that is trying to trademark the word 'just'
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(38)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Soft drink maker fined .000002% of sales for advertising its product cures cancer, diabetes. They're really sorry but pretty sure you'll like their "Makes you invisible and immune to sharks" campaign
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(16)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Company with no revenue, no assets, and one executive has seen its stock price go up 25,000% since June 17 and now has a market capitalization of $4.29 billion. This is all completely reasonable
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(78)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to Aereo: "You're a cable company." Aereo to networks: "Great, that means you have to license your signals to us." Networks: "Hey, wait...what?"
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(93)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Union thugs once again disrupt job-creating company's efforts to give employees a generous 6 minutes a day to use the bathroom
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(215)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Hobby Lobby ruling may have been terrible in that it set a precedent for giving companies the religious freedom to freely shove religion down your throat, but the Democrats see this as a way to save their asses in November
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(392)
 
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Pet wallaby breaks loose in Alabama. Authorities find it in the company of a cow and a turtle, headed toward some place called "O-Town"
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(20)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin backs #Apollo45 Twitter campaign to commemorate the moon landing. No word on what happened to Apollo 19 through 44
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(78)
 
(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
25 Perfect Drinking Songs for Lazy Summer Evenings. With accompanying videos for your convenience, so you don't have to get out of your lawn chair
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(9)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but following the Hobby Lobby ruling, some religious organizations are openly campaigning to make it legal to openly discriminate against gays. The good news is their next target is the reinstitution of slavery
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(320)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Dallas judge on why he wants to open shelters for unaccompanied child migrants and not just deport them: These are children and we don't turn our backs on them in Texas
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Simpsons are collaborating with cosmetic company MAC on a limited-edition makeup line launching July 26 at Comic-Con. Makeup gun applicator not included
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(38)
 
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Remember that West Virginia chemical spill that poisoned the drinking water for 300,000 people? OSHA fined the offending company $11,000, which in WV terms is about half the cost of a used double-wide with some meth lab explosion damage
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(130)
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
After Kickstarter campaign falls short, young couple sells home and moves in with her folks... to open craft brewery
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Tue July 08, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
TX Ag and Gubernatorial candidate decides the public is no longer allowed to have access to the database of where dangerous chemicals are housed in the state, saying citizens can instead "drive around" and ask companies for that type of information
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(138)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Usually composite sketches are pretty encompassing to many people's features. This guy is screwed
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(47)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
A comparison of airline service now with that of the Golden Age of Flight in the 1960s, when you could smoke and drink on planes, bring on what you wanted because no one checks the bags and die five times as often in crashes
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(55)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric Cantor who spent $5 million during the primary season is suddenly made aware of campaign finance laws saying that has to refund any donations marked for his general election campaign since he won't have one
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(55)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan on high alert as Typhoon Neoguri slams into it. Government urging half a million citizens to seek emergency shelter as the storm brings threats of high winds, heavy rain, flooding and, of course, rampaging Kaiju
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(120)
 
(Neowin)
 
 
 
Isis, the mobile wallet company, changes its name to avoid any terrorist confusion. They should sue ISIS to make it change its name
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(38)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Medical students get to perform 3D autopsies on computer-generated corpses, and how cool is that? "Students can handle a virtual cadaver without all the legislation that accompanies the use of a real one" (pics)
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(22)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Guy from my town wants to make potato salad but is broke. NEWS: He starts a kickstarter campaign to raise $10 for his potato salad ingredients. FARK: He raises $8,511 and is throwing a giant potato salad party
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(207)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here are the 100 most congested cities in Europe and North America. Article is accompanied by some of the nicest photographs you'll ever see of cars not moving
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(138)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
See the Terry Gilliam movie poster banned by the MPAA (SFW, unless your boss is insane)
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(33)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What company should be the one liberals love the most, for being socially conscious, paying amazing wages, etc. That's right the Hobby Lobby
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(273)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kanye West compares having his picture taken to rape. Well, both involve a dick
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(75)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember, everybody. Mining is evil and represents gluttonous corporations raping and poisoning the earth. Unless Harry Reid wants to sell his ranch to a mining company, of course
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(63)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists show how to flirt with a chimpanzee, or ask one to groom you on a particular body part
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(19)
 
(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Live from Juneau, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 2+ hours of music hosted live by a farker, and tonight, a guest host farker. LGT page where you can get the stream
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Sat July 05, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If the FCC has its way, all of your full length cat videos will be closed captioned for the meowing impaired
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(35)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl says Foo Fighters will play more crowd-funded concerts because he'll get more money out of it than he would a show set up by his record company
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
T-Mobile is accused of being a typical cell phone company
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(17)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(NESN)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Rays manager Joe Maddon goes with the vaunted "867-5309" lineup
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(16)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That black Mississippi reverend who claimed the Cochran campaign paid him $15 per black voter he delivered for them? Turns out he was paid to say that by the conservative blogger who "broke" the story
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(89)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You heard it here first: Former Governor of New Mexico Gary Johnson will be the next President.... of a startup company that sells medical and recreational marijuana products
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
14 other companies that will compliment your Hobby Lobby boycott nicely. All that's left is that little bodega down the block
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(44)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Former Tinder executive suing the company for sexual harassment
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(43)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS makes a ruling that impacts millions of Americans. Apparently the Federal government has to make the least intrusive laws but there's nothing saying SCOTUS can't make the most intrusive rulings
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(248)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sam Gagner was traded from the Edmonton Oilers to the Tampa Bay Lightning. He was with them for 90 minutes and then was traded to the Arizona Coyotes
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(19)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
You are on the run for embezzling money from a power company you worked for in Canada. Do you A: Turn yourself in B: Keep running C: Go to work for a similar company in Utah and do the same thing
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(23)
 
(NPR)
 
NewsFlash
 
Supreme Court rules for-profit companies can have religious beliefs
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(1850)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
You accidentally back through the garage door. Do you: a) decide not to drive today, b) call the insurance company, c) just keep going and wedge your car between two buildings
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(36)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music hosted by a farker
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(567)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Company creates the world's first coffee wine. "The world's most popular Day Drink with the world's most popular Night Drink"
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(19)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Researchers using modern-day dating techniques conclude Henry VIII was pretty much incompatible with all women - in large part because he had a nasty habit of cutting them off
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(34)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man goes on driving rampage smashing into neighbors' cars, garages and porches. Picks up too many wanted stars
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(28)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Open wide: 1,000 pages of "steamy" love letters between the US President and his mistress, an enemy sympathizer and possible spy trying to sway his opinion, to be released
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(34)
 
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Over 60% of the restaurants featured on Kitchen Nightmares are now closed. Surprisingly Amy's Baking Company continues to roll in the dough
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(99)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Guy who invests in pre-IPO companies says the IPO is dead
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(9)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Driver asks jogger for directions, steps out of car to display his own compass needle
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(67)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Unlike the ladies, car thieves are actually interested in your affordable compact SUV
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(36)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
BBC: "NYPD Twitter campaign 'backfires' after hashtag hijacked. Push sucks Pull blows BREAKING NEWS No nudity in latest episode of Game of Thrones MORE BREAKING NEWS IIIIII like testing"
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Rays take batting practice against a 17-year-old high school girl. Or as the New York Mets call it, a chance at making solid contact
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(12)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Evil: Payday loan company sends customers threatening letters from fake lawyers. Evil genius: Then charges extra 'administration fees' for sending them
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Souvenir mug company uses Google image search for photos of British World Cup team members. Let's see how that worked out
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study finds Monarch butterflies may use a magnetic compass during their autumn migrations to Mexico. I would have thought they upgraded to GPS by now
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(10)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Okay hockey fans, the NHL Awards are live from Vegas @7:00ET... We can compare notes on the Hall of Fame selections too.. CBC & NBCSN
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(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Nestle, the biggest food company in the world, says it is planning to build a Star Trek-style food replicator which produces food tailored to an individual's taste "at the press of a button." In related news, Nestle plans to invent vending machines
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(38)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A 15 year old overdoses. Does her mother (a) campaign against the dangers of drugs (b) sue the daughter's friends (c) push to end the War on Drugs
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(128)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Put that in your pipe and smoke it: Dutch company introduces world's first 'e-joint,' claims it is 100 percent legal, completely harmless and contains no dangerous substances like nicotine, tobacco or even THC
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(61)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Manufacturing.net)
 
 
 
Chinese companies are expanding and creating jobs, in the US
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(22)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Katy Perry pledges her assets to Hillary Clinton's 2016 presidential campaign. Giggity
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(83)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So why did American Apparel Suddenly decide to immediately fire Chairman and CEO Dov Charney last week? Apparently the company's D&O insurance carrier had to settle so many sexual harassment claims that AA could no longer afford the premiums
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite years of rising premiums public's satisfaction with auto insurance companies has never been higher, according to latest survey of people who enjoy lying to pollsters (23)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You are a wealthy plastic surgeon who sees burglars exiting your house as you return home Do you: A) call your insurance company? B) Call the Cops? C) Engage in a high speed car chase with the burglars using your daughter as the wheelman?
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(63)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Wendy Davis: Damn the polls, full campaign ahead
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(145)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up live at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of eclectic music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker
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(471)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The ten funniest companies on Twitter
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(19)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Thank you, Scott Walker, for being such a fark-up that you may help bring about campaign finance reform. *clinks glass*
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(65)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Performance artist and/or crazy person Victoria Jackson releases her second campaign video in her quest to become a county commissioner for Williamson County, TN and, well, it's exactly as crazy as you'd expect
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(58)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Goldman Sachs trader disappointed by paltry $8.25 million bonus, sues for another $16 million. Trial to be accompanied by Mendelssohn's Tiniest Violin Concerto in E minor
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(33)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ric Romero recalls his involvement in the OJ Simpson Bronco chase. That would be a Ford Bronco, which was a motor vehicle made by the Ford Motor Company, not an untrained horse or one that habitually bucks
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(43)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Texas company to replicate Japanese transportation system with 200-mph bullet train line connecting Dallas and Houston in hassle-free 90-minute trip
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(117)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
WHO is next to challenge TNA Champ Eric Young? WILL Team 3D bring the tables to the Hall of Fame? WOULD a Knockouts wardrobe "malfunction" improve ratings? LIVE from BETHLEHEM, PA., THIS is YOUR Impact Wrestling Discussion Thread (9pm ET on Spike)
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(222)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hottest new investment trend on Wall Street is for 'smart beta' companies, and no one can explain what the hell they are
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(21)
 
(Connecticut News Blogs)
 
 
 
High School Student: "Why are you blocking conservative political websites but not liberal ones?" Administrators: "Sorry, we meant to block *all* political websites." WTFark: School goes on to compare Democrats and Republicans to KKK and Nazis
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(107)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch: "If you don't want American companies going to Eastern Europe, we need to have immigration reform" Well....fark. We've gone full circle
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(94)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
This might be old, but do you remember the Betamax vs VHS war? There is much irony compared to today, and my lawn was just cut, so get off it
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(60)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton abandons her presidential bid by comparing gun owners to terrorists
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(389)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chaos in Iraq is worrying everyone except oil companies and the people who owns their stocks. They're rolling around in piles of money and snorting coke of hookers' asses
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(76)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
How come ISIS has swept across northern Iraq with such ease? It could be down to the insane levels of corruption in Iraq, from the top down, and its ineffective parliament. Iraq was a failed state way before the ISIS rampage
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(129)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Guy with hidden camera asks fast food workers to remake his order to match the company ads. Apparently, it never hurts to ask
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(50)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Having learned nothing from every Dracula movie ever made, researchers want to dig up Vlad the Impaler's tomb in Naples, Italy
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(33)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay hitter breaks three bats. On three consecutive swings. FARK: The third went for an RBI single, the eventual game winner
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(11)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
All those articles and advertisements telling you how important it is to convert your 401K to an IRA as soon as you leave the company? Yeah, about that
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Tea Partier's KKK Connection" Reality: Chris McDaniels' campaign got an $800 contribution from a guy who was the lawyer for a prominent Klansman in the 60's and may belong to the KKK himself
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California salmon migrating by truck this year, say all that swimming is too hard and uncomfortable compared to the luxurious climate controlled American made cab of a Ford F-150
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(31)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(InToday)
 
 
 
"A Canadian man is suing a Montreal hospital for allegedly shortening his penis during a surgery causing his wife to leave him. The man, a paraplegic, said, 'This has caused a greater impact on my life than when I lost the use of my legs'"
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(63)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obamacare is such a miserable failure that insurance companies are desperate to sell coverage on exchanges in year two
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(142)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. 2 hours of music on public radio from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker
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(300)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why Malaysia Flight MH370 will never officially be declared lost. CNN executives seen popping open champagne bottles
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(28)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Washington State Attorney General seeks to prosecute Big Grocery for hiding the source of campaign funds directed against initiative requiring labeling of genetically-modified food
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(110)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Canadian company DHX has been chosen to produce new episodes of Teletubbies. There will be a few changes, such as the Baby in the Sun wearing a toque, and the televisions in their stomachs showing Tim Horton's commercials
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(12)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Feminists to protest tech company who advertised for a "Girl Friday." I agree on how that is offensive... a man could do that job just as well as a woman. Where's the equality?
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(279)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(IT World)
 
 
 
When two big companies go at it publicly, we all win
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(31)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Researchers: "Men who met sex partners via app have a greater incidence of gonorrhea and chlamydia compared to men who meet the old fashioned way: clubs, the street, sex party, bathhouse or the more recent old fashioned way: online dating sites"
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(94)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The guy who beat Eric Cantor in Virginia thinks the Benghazi conspiracy goes all the way to the top... of the Republican Party. Bonus: Also, Christianity isn't compatible with paying taxes
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(157)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawsuit alleges company made employees pray each day, as well as thank them for their jobs. Oh yeah, and there's Onionhead
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(123)
 
(411Mania)
 
 
 
Eric Young's World title reign will last longer than Daniel Bryan's. That's the joke. TNA Impact tonight at 9 PM eastern on Spike. That's also the joke, and the official discussion thread's right here
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(226)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says Tesla patents will be available to other companies. Continues his pursuit of becoming the world's worst super villian
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(45)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas officials think a distillery is incompatible with a historical golf course. Thousands of Scots beg to differ
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(12)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
When throwing a hammer at a dump truck is the least insane thing you did on your meth fueled rampage, you may find yourself on Fark
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(23)
 
(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
He may get stomped at the polls this fall, but the Republican running for governor of New York has put together the campaign-profile parody video of the year
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(28)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Rick Perry compares homosexuality to alcoholism. "But I'm not talking about butt-chugging. I know that's different"
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(151)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Are you sitting down? Good, because we just found out PR companies have been editing their clients' Wikipedia pages to make them look better
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(31)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Google buys company to manufacture small imaging satellites. Nothing to see here, move along, you can trust us
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(18)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY landlords launch a media campaign to try to convince people that "the rent is too damn low." Good luck with that
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(106)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
A binge-watching guide to Battlestar Galactica: "Long before Game of Thrones was making us learn to love incestuous child-cripplers, Battlestar Galactica taught us to empathize and even root for the machines that tried to wipe out the human race"
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(97)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
The most likely candidate to replace Eric Cantor as House Majority Leader is way more conservative, and way more sympathetic to the Tea Party. Believe it or not, things in Congress are about to get even worse
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(295)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
16 employees of Cedar Point Amusement Park tased, arrested for utilizing downtime from sewer main break to hold a 3AM melee in company housing. All those damn Dutch kids from Grand Rapids
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(63)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Top ten vegetarian and vegan blogs, as measured by ease of avoidance when compared to getting stuck at Morrissey concert
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(47)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
First look at the new open-world Zelda game. "It looks like a cross between Wind Waker and Skyrim." Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah
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(104)
 
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Ubisoft says it has a prime Wii U title developed and ready to hit shelves, but it won't release it until the Nintendo console sales are no longer in the toilet. Until then, company says, Wii U owners can enjoy another version of Just Dance
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(51)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis fires all five directors of the Vatican's Financial Information Authority. Subby would make a Godfather Part III reference here but holy hell was that movie a piece of crap compared to the other two
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(38)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Finally, an in-depth exploration of the question: Is Obama a rampaging tyrant determined to subjugate all Americans to his whim, or is a simpering weakling who's left America unprotected and defenseless against its enemies?
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(70)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Downy releases new ad campaign about hugs and gay marriage. Of course, some may be switching the paper they wipe their toilets and sinks with over this in outrage
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(55)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Naked man fights with wife, succumbs at hands of five officers and several stun gun deployments. "We believe impairment by cocaine is a factor in the behavior encountered"
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(28)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donut sales will be negatively impacted by the rising price of coffee
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(35)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Old and busted: 3 dead, 8 injured in shooting rampage. New hotness: 2 dead, 3 injured retrieving phone from public toilet
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(69)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
It's Saturday night in Juneau, Alaska and that means it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. 2 hours of live music hosted by a farker
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(288)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The student who pepper sprayed and tackled the Seattle university shooter putting a end to his rampage has his Target and Crate and Barrel wedding registries completely fulfilled and his honeymoon paid for by grateful strangers on the internet
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(200)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Comparing Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush's reading lists shows more about their philosophies and goals for the country
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(69)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tech writer, having never seen the Politics tab threads, imparts advice on proper social media etiquette
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(9)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Say what you will about how corrupt the Afghan government may be, if you survive freakin' bombs blasting your campaign motorcade, you deserve to relax a bit with some corruption
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(4)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mississippi sheriff would like you to know that it's completely legal to be "locked in" a courthouse with a bunch of uncounted votes when you happen to work for one of the campaigns
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(92)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Whose bench will have the biggest impact? Which stars will shine brightest? Legacies are on the line as dynasties collide. Heat vs. Spurs tips off at 9:00 PM on ABC in a NBA Finals rematch
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(423)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
George F. Will accuses Obama of flouting the law and going rogue, then compares him to Nixon for good measure
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(179)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese company realizes that since Google Glass is just some off-the-shelf parts totaling less than $100, it can undercut Google by $1,000 and still make a 600% profit
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(79)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Colonel Edward Shames of Easy Company is still a badass 70 years later
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
BoA stops helping with Massachusetts' "Affordable Loan Program" stating that giving loans out to people that could actually repay it in a way that won't bankrupt them goes against the company policy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Japanese clothing company labels sizes as 'twitch,' 'skinny,' 'fat,' and 'jumbo.' NICE
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Wed June 04, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Elderly woman learns the hard way to check the total on her bills, after overpaying $18K to her phone company
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
This may come as a surprise to many, but apparently Apple, the company which until recently had the most humble CEO on the planet, has a history of talking smack about their competitors
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Burt, the hippy dude on 'Burt's Bees' label, was forced out of company after he had an affair with an employee. In 1994. Thank gawd the AP brought us up to date on that crackling hot story
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember the lady who ran campaign ads asserting that her main qualification to be a US senator was her experience castrating hogs? She is now the GOP's official candidate for the US Senate seat in Iowa
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(Attitude Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Pennsylvania lawmaker predicts US will have a gay president in the next 10 years in latest boost to Hillary Clinton's unending campaign
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Study: Stephen Colbert More Effective Than Journalists At Explaining Campaign Financing During Last Election Cycle
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Say what you will about how terrible the SCOTUS rulings on campaign finance have been, but take some solace in knowing that now we have a bunch of rich white dudes wasting all their money on elections where one of them will lose big
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman woken up to a loud boom that forcibly moved her bed from its spot in what police are calling a hit-and-run even though nobody saw a vehicle and all that was left was a small pile of bricks from the impact. I'm not saying it's aliens
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Mon June 02, 2014
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
First 3-D printing company opens in North America. FARK: It displaces jobs held by Chinese workers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
EPA plan for power plant emissions means Obama is making good on a campaign pledge. Unfortunately, it's the one where he said "electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket"
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Sun June 01, 2014
(Network World)
 
 
 
Desperate to convince the world that it's not in bed with U.S. intelligence agencies, does this company: C) buy a CIA-funded start-up?
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(Quad Cities Online)
 
 
 
School refuses to allow an epileptic 8 year-old girl's service dog to accompany her in class because "it could be a distraction" to other children and one teacher complained. So let's put her life at risk
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