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Headlines matching 'MMO'
Mon May 28, 2012
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(PennLive) Hero Dick Winters, a true American hero, immortalized with a statue in Normandy. It's about damn time  (pennlive.com) (63)


Wed May 23, 2012
(sec.gov) Spiffy Some guy named Mark Zuckerberg sold 30.2 million shares of FB common stock at $37.58. These damn daytraders... I tell ya  (sec.gov) (39)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Economist) Obvious This week The Economist writes about hostage-taking by billionaires, or, as it's more commonly known, American football  (economist.com) (16)


Sun May 20, 2012
(Neatorama) Spiffy Commodore 64 guitar. If you think that's badass, you should see the drums made out of black-and-green monitors and dot matrix printers  (neatorama.com) (38)


Fri May 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange It's easy to think UFO 'summoner' Robert Bingham is a crackpot for predicting a mass sighting on Saturday in LA. Except, he's done it before. And it worked  (news.gather.com) (64)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Asinine Seven ridiculously expensive cat and dog breeds. Subby's rescued shelter cat sprays her ammonic mist of disgust all over them all  (mnn.com) (239)


Sat May 12, 2012
(The New York Times) Strange The New York Times summons the power of Fark, asks for the public's help in identifying a naked woman  (6thfloor.blogs.nytimes.com) (73)


Fri May 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting What do a golf ball, a fish hook, a sewing needle, a toy dinosaur, a rubber duck, a Crucifix, a tennis ball, dentures, a spoon, a fork, a baby pacifier, and homework all have in common?  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (67)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy Old, busted: miniature giant space hamsters. New hotness: miniature giant mammoths  (phys.org) (16)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Deadspin) Amusing Bill Simmons forced to withdraw his NBA MVP vote (for LeBron James) after someone remembered he had said he bet on LeBron to win the award in an old podcast  (deadspin.com) (35)


Thu May 03, 2012
(IGN) Cool I used to be a casual gamer like you, until I installed an Elder Scrolls MMO on the PC  (ign.com) (87)
(Grantland) Interesting Whoever wins the 2012 NBA championship, they will undoubtedly hear "yeah, but." In that vein, Bill Simmons ranks the 20 NBA championship that deserve footnotes, and yes, he gets #1 right  (grantland.com) (73)
(Some Guy) Fail Horrifying: 1200 people receive the same jury summons for the same day causing a massive traffic jam. Fark: Courthouse clerk failed to update the system causing the "glitch". Milton Waddams said to be unimpressed  (sacramento.cbslocal.com) (55)


Tue May 01, 2012
(NJ.com) Interesting NJ transgender woman successfully gets Aetna to cover her mammograms and prostate exams  (nj.com) (68)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Hero In the midst of the war on women, it's nice to see a Governor with common sense  (startribune.com) (88)


Mon April 30, 2012
(NYPost) Obvious What do former presidents Bill Clinton and George H.W. Bush have in common? Their disdain for Jimmy Carter, because he went rogue and conducted foreign policy after leaving office without any authority from the White House  (nypost.com) (141)
(Newser) Fail Spain's high unemployment throws country into recession as most common profession becomes siesta  (newser.com) (40)


Sun April 29, 2012
(National Geographic) Cool The Chukchi people near the Bering Sea utilize old school technology to store information: Elders. They not only still have words for mammoths, they still have hunting instructions and recipes for mammoth   (newswatch.nationalgeographic.com) (74)


Fri April 27, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Fail What do a bikini, a Domino's pizza, Mountain Dew pajamas, a baseball glove, and Pokémon trading cards have in common? Play TSG's 'match the shoplifter with the item they attempted to steal' and find out  (thesmokinggun.com) (45)
(WPTV) Florida State department denies restaurant its trademark request because its name is "immoral and deceptive" Well if you don't like it, then Fuku  (wptv.com) (66)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Duluth News Tribune) Asinine Here's what will NOT get you fired from the Fargo, N.D., Police Department: a) Having sex with a teenager in your squad car, and b) leaving your squad car unlocked, allowing a thief to steal handcuffs, Taser, ammo and bulletproof vest  (duluthnewstribune.com) (90)
(Some Neuter) Scary Common: Parking lot dispute settled by a fight. Not common: To the death. Fark: By "squeezing his testicles"  (arbroath.blogspot.com) (82)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Huffington Post) Obvious Common Cause files IRS complaint accusing ALEC as masquerading as a public charity. Worst. Costume. Evar  (huffingtonpost.com) (17)
(Boston.com) Fail Romney: I am only two generations removed from a non-millionaire. I feel your pain, common people  (boston.com) (292)


Wed April 11, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Spiffy Commodity speculators are having a hard time keeping gasoline over $4 a gallon  (businessweek.com) (31)
(My San Antonio) Amusing Gun shop that Rick Perry once praised for "entrepreneurship and service to the state of Texas" raided by the Department of Homeland Security for knowingly selling guns and ammo to smugglers  (mysanantonio.com) (111)


Tue April 10, 2012
(The Atlantic) Obvious Pretty soon, it's going to be easier to find common interests between Israel and Palestine than between the congressional Republicans and Democrats  (theatlantic.com) (68)
(Some Guy) Followup Gene Simmons: "I did NOT endorse Mitt Romney. But you can buy the KISSified Newt Gingrich doll for 50% off"  (big106.com) (32)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Sad ***Commodore 64 Basic V2*** 64K system RAM, 38911 BASIC bytes free. READY   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (123)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Reuters) Followup Guess what, folks? Pink slime isn't the only food with ammonia in it  (reuters.com) (85)


Tue April 03, 2012
(CSMonitor) Interesting Researchers find another thing supermassive black holes and your mom have in common  (csmonitor.com) (6)
(Townhall) Obvious Barack Obama has little in common with any president our country has ever had. Hopefully, this Obama hiccup in history will be of short duration  (townhall.com) (245)


Sat March 31, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Games Workshop cancels the Warhammer 40k MMO and decides that it will no longer support Warhammer tournaments, the main way it promotes its overpriced products  (theback40k.blogspot.com.au) (88)


Mon March 26, 2012
(USA Today) Dumbass Wife of the soldier who killed 17 Afghani civilians says the accusations are "unbelievable." But witnesses, forensics, and common sense make it really believable  (content.usatoday.com) (214)
(The Raw Story) Scary How are your supplies of bottled water and ammo these days? Mysterious disease literally turning thousands of children in Uganda into zombies, and not only is there no cure, but they aren't even sure of the CAUSE yet  (rawstory.com) (152)


Fri March 23, 2012
(My Fox DC) Scary Fed up with local children pilfering candy from your Easter display? You should a) talk to their parents. b) move the decorations closer to the house. c) lace a batch of chocolate bunnies with ammonia and hang them from a tree in the front yard  (myfoxdc.com) (69)


Thu March 22, 2012
(WWTDD) Sick What do Whitney Houston and Kim Kardashian have in common?  (wwtdd.com) (57)


Wed March 21, 2012
(ESPN) Followup What do trades and passes have in common? Tebow can't complete either  (espn.go.com) (119)
(AP) Hero Montana mining town's last Madam dies at 94. She had a reputation for kindness toward her girls, but the grandmotherly figure was also a husband-shooting, tax-evading madam who once said that prostitution should be considered a commodity  (hosted.ap.org) (60)


Mon March 19, 2012
(HitFix) Interesting HitFix interviews Bobcat Goldthwait and refers to him as "The filmmaker" and not as "the guy with the voice who had a shotgun in 'Scrooged' and...what else what else was he in?" as he is more commonly known  (hitfix.com) (75)
(I Heart Chaos) Cool An Elder Scrolls MMO? To be announced in a couple months? Tell me more  (iheartchaos.com) (245)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Space) Followup Scientists: That thing you guys keep saying is a UFO harvesting energy from the Sun via a plasma tether? It's not a UFO, it's common and better known as a solar prominence. Also, take your damn meds  (space.com) (27)
(WRCB-TV) Followup After yesterday's razor-thin victories in Mississippi and Alabama, Santorum continues to win the battles and lose the war. Which when you think about it, is a fairly common Southern strategy  (wrcbtv.com) (294)
(BBC) Interesting Ninety years ago this month a Russian scientist and inventor was summoned to meet Lenin. It was the start of an incredible journey that laid the foundations for modern electronic music, from the Beach Boys to Pink Floyd  (bbc.co.uk) (43)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Stupid Gerard Depardieu reveals friendship with Fidel Castro based on common fondness for eating. (w/ less than flattering pic)  (mirror.co.uk) (32)


Thu March 08, 2012
(NYPost) Obvious Fight attendants say electronic devices are now the number one cause of unruly behavior by passengers who can't understand how they can flummox a 747-8 Intercontinental with something they bought at Radio Shack  (nypost.com) (379)
(NYPost) Followup WNBC admits it had at least five million reasons not to rehire Sue Simmons  (nypost.com) (24)


Wed March 07, 2012
(NYPost) Sad What the f--k are you doing? Firing Sue Simmons after 30 years as anchorwoman of WNBC news  (nypost.com) (141)


Sun March 04, 2012
(Orlando Sentinel) Spiffy KISS miniature golf course opens in Las Vegas. Gene Simmons: "The 18th hole is in my tongue"  (orlandosentinel.com) (32)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing What do blood, bad tattoos, magic marker, transvestites and hots chicks, have in common? Mugshot Gold. This week's mugshot round-up  (thesmokinggun.com) (111)


Sat March 03, 2012
(New York Daily News) Stupid Cute chick in running clothes gets $50 summons from cops for resting her injured leg on seat in nearly empty subway car. Of course, she should have known better not to have been a cute chick  (nydailynews.com) (251)


Fri March 02, 2012
(AZCentral) Stupid Police cut straight to the heart of the Arizona criminal gambling empire when they raid elderly women's poker party and summon 98 yr old and 40 others to court  (azcentral.com) (40)


Thu March 01, 2012
(Grantland) Cool Barack Obama takes a break from laughing hysterically at the Republican primaries to sit down and talk sports with Bill Simmons  (grantland.com) (75)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Strange What do Hawaii, North Dakota, and Minnesota have in common?  (mnn.com) (133)
(Some Guy) Strange What do Jesus Christ, Darth Vader, a penguin, and a hamburger have in common? C. They all ran in the 2012 Tokyo Marathon (pics)  (ani.me) (14)


Mon February 27, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass WI Gov Scott Walker makes his bid for immortality by trying to set the world duration record for poultry-farking  (news.yahoo.com) (77)


Sat February 25, 2012
(Daily Mail) Hero What did Elizabeth Taylor, Princess Diana, and Padma Lakshmi have in common? This guy  (dailymail.co.uk) (39)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Omaha World Herald) Cool Now you too can prepare for the non existent zombie threat with real Hornady bullets. Subby is waiting for cherry PIE ammo  (omaha.com) (122)


Thu February 23, 2012
(WXYZ Detroit) Amusing The biggest, most common mistakes you can make in a job interview. Also included are some rather uncommon mistakes, like wearing a Boy Scout uniform to your interview or bringing a book entitled "How To Interview"  (wxyz.com) (260)


Fri February 17, 2012
(My Fox DC) Sick "Using animals commonly kept as pets or companions as food" is the name of an actual crime  (myfoxdc.com) (288)
(MSNBC) Sad "Immortal devil girl" spreads face-destroying cancer, will affect whole population in 30 years. Surprisingly, this is not a story about subby's ex  (msnbc.msn.com) (72)


Wed February 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Flirting with your professor is a common and effective way to get ahead in class. But writing a whole paper about wanting to fark your prof when you're a 56 year old male student will get you a three-semester suspension  (wilx.com) (61)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Washington Post) Asinine What booty calls, prostitutes, cigars, the Village People have in common? They are all things FBI agents shouldn't text informants about  (washingtonpost.com) (25)
(YouTube) Video Yet another Russian mammoth sighting, this time caught on a dash-cam  (youtube.com) (72)


Mon February 13, 2012
(io9) Followup So yeah, about that mammoth video from last week? It's a total fake  (io9.com) (51)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Mental Floss) Amusing What do Radar O'Reilly, Arnold Horshack, Goober Pyle and the Fly Girls have in common? They were each this close to being spun off into their own TV series  (mentalfloss.com) (63)


Fri February 10, 2012
(IGN) Dumbass If you release pandas into your MMO and there is no one there to hear them, do they make a sound?  (pc.ign.com) (57)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Marketwatch) Scary Insiders are selling their stock at almost Gaussian proportions. This is clearly a sign that the end times are near and you should convert your 401(k) to canned goods and ammo  (marketwatch.com) (14)


Wed February 08, 2012
(The Sun) Unlikely Road surveyor in Siberia spots, videos woolly mammoth. The Sun is there  (thesun.co.uk) (122)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail What do Alberto Contador and subby have in common? Neither of us won the 2010 Tour de France  (news.yahoo.com) (45)


Mon February 06, 2012
(io9) Scary Herbicide 'Atrazine' associated with birth defects, low birth weights, and menstrual problems in humans. Study leads to instant ban. Just kidding, it's still the second-most commonly used herbicide in the US  (io9.com) (33)
(Daily Mail) Interesting The internet is now the second most common way of beginning a relationship, usually with a supermodel or a rich philanthropist with a yacht  (dailymail.co.uk) (52)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Sen. Marco Rubio (R-epublican hero) introduces a "common-sense bill" to combat birth control  (huffingtonpost.com) (239)
(Some Guy) Ironic 20 common grammar mistakes even the grammar nazis get wrong  (litreactor.com) (360)
(WRCB-TV) Amusing What do an overweight dog, James Brown, a Beetle and the entire clientele of the Mos Eisley cantina have in common?  (wrcbtv.com) (26)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Digital Trends) Cool US military has developed self-guided bullet that can travel over a mile and change direction before it hits its target. Gene Simmons approves  (digitaltrends.com) (106)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Joystiq) Cool Free Crack Forever  (massively.joystiq.com) (45)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Embattled Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho tired of drama in Spain, allegedly has decided to return to English Premier League this summer. Immortal quote: "It's not about the money"  (adifferentleague.co.uk) (39)

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