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182 headlines found matching 'MMI'
Sun April 26, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico bank warns of imminent government shutdown due to a shortage of cash. Which is a poor excuse since being out of money for the past 50 years hasn't stopped the U.S. government
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Sat April 25, 2015
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Dear Aussie Real Estate Agent: I see your $1.5M house in Sydney, and raise you one decommissioned Titan Missile Base outside Spokane, WA, for the same price. Care to negotiate?
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA Commissioner to discuss banning Hack-a-Shaq strategies from basketball games. This is not a repeat of 2000
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(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
After being banished from MLB, commissioner says the odds are high that Pete Rose will be allowed to participate in All-Star Game activities
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Law Enforcement has learned from its War on Drugs: you can get suspects to commit crime if you push them hard enough. 94.2% of US terror plots manufactured by DOJ
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Wed April 22, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
European Commission charges Gazprom with abusing dominant market position in Central and Eastern European gas markets. Gazprom praises Central and Eastern European countries, notes it would be a shame if someone were to invade them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When Ted Cruz came to Washington 2 1/2 years ago, he pledged to be an "anti-Senator," and that pledge must explain why he rarely does things regular senators do, like go to committee hearings or cast votes on legislation
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(59)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
French Olympic swim team swimming in cocaine for years, says former member: "It's not just a little line, it's a complete motorway covered in white powder that they zoom down at top speed"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man released after serving 36 years for crime he didn't commit immediately goes to a burger joint, can't understand why McRib not on menu
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(52)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Don't worry ugly-assed brother tiger cub, we'll save you from the water. It's too early to try swimming as it's only our first time out"
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(7)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
HBO is giving Whitney Cummings a television show to star in, because it's worked out so well the three other times it's happened
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(52)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
For the record, you can't elude cops by swimming away in the ocean, but give it up for this guy for trying
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(26)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Pricing strategies exploiting demand with a high price - skimming - or tempting consumers with a low one - penetration - are not as popular as marketers assume, according to new research"
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: We don't need no stinkin' immigrants. Did our forefathers need immigrants? Did America? No, I say, no. We never needed immigrants. Americans are born in America, dammit
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(75)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Yogurt pitchman John Stamos says the Full House revival at Netflix is "all set." CUT IT OUT, DAMMIT
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(50)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Disclose.tv)
 
 
 
Dying CIA agent: "Marilyn Monroe was a commie spy and I assassinated her for America"
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Sat April 18, 2015
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Demonstrating its commitment to swift and sure justice, the Louisiana Board of Ethics imposes a $3,000 fine on a woman who employed her son for eleven months over eight years ago
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, it's official: Welfare recipients in Brownbackistan can no longer go swimming. *wipes hands on pants* See, *that's* how you solve poverty, people
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(535)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senator Pat Roberts has a 'Frozen' ringtone, is telling people to 'let it go' after his cellphone filled a somber committee hearing room with the first few bars of the song
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(32)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Bill Shuster, House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee chairman, is getting to the mile high club without ever leaving the Capitol. "She doesn't lobby my office." Sure, she doesn't, Bill
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(48)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Chicago Bears)
 
 
 
Bears guard and facial hair aficionado Matt Slauson ranks the NFL's top 10 beards. "Respect the great length and commitment. Also dynamic color change around the chin is pleasant"
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(18)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Jail to inmates: Buy underwear in commissary or go commando
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(65)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In 1982 in Phoenix a mentally disturbed man held a gun to a KOOL-TV anchorman forcing him to read a live, on-air statement about immigrants, punk rock and Islam causing World War III. Hey, Fox News may have a job for this guy
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(46)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Rogue microwave ovens are behind the mysterious radio signals plaguing astronomers. So if you're burning popcorn in the microwave at work, you're technically committing two crimes against the universe
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(68)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Hipster lullaby musicians Mumford and Sons are upset Jay-Z didn't ask them to join his new streaming service, says they "wouldn't have joined anyway" because the "smaller bands should get paid more than the famous acts." Keep strumming that banjo
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Sun April 12, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"We can proudly say we're the first family on the block to have a swimming pool designed by Vanilla Ice." Word to your mother
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republicans are anti-immigration if you are looking to escape genital mutilation or fascism. But if you want to homeschool? Bring us your hungry, creationist masses
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Washington state lawmaker wants to build a bridge across Puget Sound made of decommissioned aircraft carriers
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(102)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Former NYPD commissioner and ex-con Bernie Kerik: "Prison is a colossal waste of time and life. I didn't understand this when I was warden and commissioner, I'm embarrassed to say. No one with my background has ever been inside"
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(61)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Serious security flaw found in OSX. Apple only fixing the flaw in Yosemite because programming is hard and stuff
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(102)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former Republican senator and Independent governor is exploring a run as a Democratic president. Will then retire as a Commie-Nazi just for good measure
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Do you use a calendar? Well then thanks for bringing about sharia law, dhimmi
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
By the year 2025, the only non-superhero programming on television will be local news and the home shopping network
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(68)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee House, Senate committees pass bill to make Bible the state book - all while claiming it doesn't promote Christianity above other religions
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And the next clown cramming himself into the GOP presidential candidate car is Rand Paul. RAND PAUL
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas man who had lifetime of free buffet meals taken away from him commits suicide, says he couldn't live without those tiny ham cubes
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Sun April 05, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time you get really high stop and ask yourself how do hummingbirds fly in the wind and the rain
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(27)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Woman completes 1500m swim and breaks another world record to add to the 24 other swimming records she already holds. Oh, by the way, did I mention that she's 100 years old
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(8)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
France passes law requiring models to eat a sammich
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Thu April 02, 2015
(IT World)
 
 
 
Don't commit on master when drunk
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You can be forgiven if you didn't know that Ted Cruz is on the Armed Service Committee, because he's missed 13 out of the 16 hearings it's held. "Running for President takes up a lot of time"
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Wed April 01, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez will no longer be able to vacation in the Dominican Republic after being indicted for conspiracy to commit bribery and wire fraud
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Tue March 31, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scottish soldier, who had recently returned from Sierra Leone and served in Afghanistan, is unable to make it out of Miami's Ultra Festival alive. We've lost too many good men down there, dammit
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Mon March 30, 2015
(Alabama Political Reporter)
 
 
 
What they don't teach in Med School: Doctors who commit malpractice must then get elected to the state legislature so they can repeal laws named after their dead patients
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Sat March 28, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Liberals: Ok, so you don't want to be President. How about Senate Minority Leader? Elizabeth Warren: Leave me alone dammit
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Rep. John Carter (R-Mars), Chairman of the Subcommittee on Homeland Security, on computer and cyber security: "Cyber's just pounding me from every direction, I don't know anything about this stuff"
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(58)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The latest "lame food gimmick at a Major League Baseball ballpark": the Minnesota Twins, selling a $19 "College Daze Bloody Mary" that comes with a slice of cold pizza in it
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Speaker at Melbourne disability summit had to be carried onto stage due to lack of wheelchair access. Bonus: the venue's disabled toilets were used for storage
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Wed March 25, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brock Lesnar is leaving MMA for a return to the WWE because the action there is real to him, dammit
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Mon March 23, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Forget refrigerators and Obamaphones, now the government is giving poor people swimming pools and wine cellars
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(338)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Free bassist, Monica Lewinsky says a mouthful at the TED conference, and what the founder of Upworthy shared at a media summit will BLOW YOUR MIND: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/15 - 3/21
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"We cannot have a system where committing a minor violation can end up putting you in, and I'm going to use a legal term of art here, the fark barrel. We can't have that. And it might be time that we all stood up and said so"
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Sat March 21, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tourism officials concerned about rising number of people traveling to Phuket to commit suicide, as sales of Phuketall shoot up
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Fri March 20, 2015
(WTSP)
 
 
 
"The key is to not feed the alligators and stay away from their nests." And also don't go swimming in the retention pond next to the mall
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(57)
 
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Someone showed the House Judiciary Committee how to post .gifs on a website. Behold, the Buzzfeedification of Congress
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(147)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
University of Illinois Chicago student accused of committing a Fifty Shades of Grey inspired rape cleared of all charges, remains free on bondage
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Thu March 19, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The founder of Upworthy spoke at a media summit, and what he said will blow your mind
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(29)
 
(This Is Oxfordshire)
 
 
 
Thief who said he did not like committing burglaries jailed, is expected to like prison even less
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(8)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
IS 'may have committed genocide' according to UN. But they seemed like such nice young boys
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(85)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Taking a break from denouncing same-sex marriage, Gov. Jindal wants to ban immigrants who want to limit the freedoms of others based on religion
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Wed March 18, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee takes a break form its usual "All Benghazi, all the time " format to grill the FCC chairman on whether pressure from Obama or John Oliver had a bigger role in shaping Net Neutrality rules
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Tue March 17, 2015
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Are you sick of plastic shamrocks, gimmicky green beer and the pasty Irish farting corned beef and cabbage? Come to the West Coast, as Los Angeles hardly has a St. Patrick's Day scene. (Cinco de Mayo makes up for the missing booze and farts quota)
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(31)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Jesus never told anyone to create a diversity commission"
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(107)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada rocked to its core over unfolding scandal involving Canadian High Commission, a historian and a dinner invitation someone never got. No, among Canadians this is HUGE, like when Justin Bieber lost for best album that one year huge
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Fri March 13, 2015
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Cubans go cuckoo for Coco Farms illegal slaughterhouse. Until the alleged operator was arrested for "committing atrocious acts against animals"
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(39)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
This Avengers 2: Age Of Ultron trailer with kids' voices is so dumb and this is such a stupid gimmick... oh, who am I kidding? Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
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(32)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Some Mahalo)
 
 
 
"Blizzard conditions have shut down the road to the summit of the mountain, poor weather is forecast for the next several days, and webcams have been blinded by the snow. This has been your weather for Hawaii, stay tuned for sports"
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(22)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC), chair of the Benghazi Committee (yes, there is such thing as the Benghazi Committee) says that there are major gaps in the Clinton emails he's received
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(104)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently the going rate for spending 22 years in prison for a crime you didn't commit and catching HIV in the process is only around $9 million
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(91)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"It is now official: when it comes to swimming naked, no one does it better - or at least in bigger numbers - than Australians" (Not safe for work)
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(54)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
Committee at UC Irvine vote to ban flags in common student area. Social Ecology Representative who authored the bill accuses all flags, especially the American flag, of being "symbols of patriotism or weapons for nationalism"
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(189)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If the demands of the anti-immigration wing of the GOP were met and immigration laws were "fully enforced" and ALL illegals were deported, it would cost $600 billion to do and shave 1.6 TRILLION off the GDP and slow economic growth by 5.7%
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(170)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman says yes the players are playing in the World Cup of Hockey, but it does not mean they won't be playing in the Olympics
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(40)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The six best beer festivals in the world you need to experience in person before committing to that liver transplant
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(58)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Professional liar Kris Kobach thinks it's possible Obama may give blanket immunity to black people for any crimes they might commit, presumably by giving them all jobs at Goldman Sachs
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(119)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Latest Bill Cosby accuser claims he demanded she cover her face with oatmeal. Wilford Brimley angry at having his gimmick stolen
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(86)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Can't get your bill to discriminate through committee? Hold the vote during a bathroom break
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(136)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leader deposed as open war breaks out on the Nobel Peace Prize committee
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(10)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NYPD commissioner blames Colorado marijuana for increase in NY shootings
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(106)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
One hundred years ago today the National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics was formed. You may know them better by the modern name, NASA
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(24)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In an effort to give America a better representative democracy, SCOTUS could rule that independent redistricting commissions are unconstitutional
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(226)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Jihadi John almost committed suicide in 2010 because of British Security spying on him. Leaving us to wonder who was the idiot who pulled surveillance on him which could have saved us the effort
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(121)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Police pull over a couple of dummies on the Long Island Expressway for driving too fast in the HOV lane. One was made of popsicle sticks
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(26)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Fusion)
 
 
 
Senator Marco Rubio (R-idiculous) says, "Just kidding, I hate immigrants. I can has presidency?"
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(80)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Britain at turn of 20th Century was jealous of Eiffel Tower, and engineers wasted months if not years trying to recreate it in London while slamming original as vulgar garbage. "Haters, as the saying goes, are going to hate"
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why immigrants never did take your job: "Immigration does not keep down wages or lead to an increase in unemployment. Immigrants don't even disproportionately take new jobs. The economic effects we presumed of immigration appear to be false"
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(109)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Member of House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology: My kids didn't get vaccinated, and they're fine
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(107)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you ask ex-MLB commissioner Fay Vincent what he thinks of ARod, Bud Selig, and Adam Silver, stand back to avoid getting in the line of fire
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Boehner has found a way to stave off a threat from the extremists in his own party to shut down the government to force a showdown over immigration: Beg the democrats to, yet again, come to his rescue
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(86)
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
West Palm Beach mayor under fire for referring to slow learners as "dummies" instead of the preferred term, "Floridians"
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(16)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. Embassy in Afghanistan warns of "imminent attacks." Or as Americans living in Kabul call that, "Tuesday"
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(22)
 
(Valley Central)
 
 
 
Some people are for tighter immigration rules. Others are against it. This guy is still on the fence
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(49)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today in "Not a Mad Lib": Brooklyn maraschino-cherry kingpin commits suicide in company bathroom after being cornered in marijuana sting
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(87)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgia: "Okay Texas, we'll see your execution of a mentally disabled man and raise you a woman who didn't actually commit the murder. And for good measure, we'll parole the guy who did do it in 8 more years"
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(189)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
NYPD Commissioner: 'Many of the worst parts of black history would have been impossible without police'
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(38)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
Roman Reigns will be booed out of the building, Cena will overcome the commies, and The world champion will be missing at WWE Fastlane, 7 PM ET on PPV and the free $9.99 Network
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(1496)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"If you dye your hair and plan on committing a crime, be warned: A new procedure allows scientists to determine if a single hair on your head has been dyed, if that dye was permanent or temporary, and even what brand of dye was used"
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It might be freezing outside, but this video of golden retriever puppies going swimming for the first time will warm your heart
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(10)
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Looks like crime does indeed pay. Arbitrator orders state to pay $6.5 million in film tax credit money to guy convicted of bribing the Louisiana Film Commissioner for film tax credits
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(21)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Wyoming state senator ejected from legislative committee meeting after trying to amend gay-rights bill with effective date of "when hell freezes over"
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Fri February 20, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Breath mints will help you to stop swearing, and a few other innovative ideas from the NYPD's commissioner of training
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(11)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Obama to meet with Harry Reid to discuss immigration, ISIS and the legal ramifications of a dom-sub contract
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(9)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock to you, but the biggest conservative opponent to Net Neutrality is the GOP's FCC commissioner: a lawyer from Kansas who worked under Sam Brownback
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Wed February 18, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
X-Men: Apocalypse gets a new Nightcrawler with a name even sillier than Alan Cumming
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(58)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson, former neurosurgeon, claims that if the GOP Congress fails to fund the Dept. of Homeland Security then Obama is committing treason
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(151)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas judge rules that Obama can't not deport immigrants under executive actions that haven't been enforced yet. Obama vows that he won't stop not deporting immigrants, will appeal decision to stop the unimplemented executive action. Got it?
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(82)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Federal judge in Brownsville thinks his town is brownsville enough, blocks Obama's executive order on immigration reform
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(356)
 
(San Diego Chargers)
 
 
 
Chargers post blunt message to San Diego stadium committee - they're pretty much going to move to Los Angeles
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(74)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: FBI closing in on "killer KKK members." Fark: for attacks committed in 1946
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(70)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British SAS soldiers ordered to "save one bullet for yourself" in case of imminent capture by Islamic State fanatics: "You are not to be taken alive"
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(119)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you live in Los Angeles and are hoping that the new MLB Commissioner will get the Dodgers back on television, don't go warming up your big screen TV just yet
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(7)
 
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
In the eyes of Republicans, President Obama's use of executive powers to circumvent GOP input on immigration reform and his sudden departure from decades-long policies toward Cuba are an affront to their oversight power
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(83)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pete Rose wants to talk to the new MLB commissioner over lifting his lifetime ban. "I'll always have hope. That's all I've got"
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(88)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: You are either with us....or you are with the terrorists. House subcommittee chairs: But....we're in the same damn party?
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(70)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Republicans love President Obama's immigration policies when they're not told they're President Obama's immigration policies
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(69)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
That bird isnt humming, it's snoring
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(11)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Facing massive budget deficits the South Carolina house budget subcommittee votes to trim some luxuries like fancy book-learnin' from the state budget, voting to close South Carolina State University for one year
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(167)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Australian police foil 'imminent' attack, which was possibly a beheading or, considering Australia, throwing a dingo at someone
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(54)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you really want to be on the Alaska Commission on Judicial Conduct you probably shouldn't post a picture on Facebook of you clad only in a thin Speedo bathing suit with women in Las Vegas
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(49)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NYPD Commissioner asks lawmakers to make Contempt-of-Cop into a felony; but don't worry about it being abused because we'll police ourselves, honest
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(122)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"Basically the starting gun caps self-ignited, which set fire to my shorts, which caused me to jump into the swimming pool. I was just standing there having a sandwich, and then 'boom'. It was just one of those freak, out-of-the-blue accidents"
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(39)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New MLB commissioner Rob Manfred sees Super Bowl-style bidding for the All-Star Game, because you know those two games have exactly the same interest. EXACTLY
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(56)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ben Carson lays out timeline for considering thinking about whether there should be a debate as to the chances that he might be suitable to start a committee to fund a SuperPAC to study the idea of running for President in 2016
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(119)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
He's banned from entering the U.S. He publicly urges Russia to reclaim Alaska. And he's your newest head of the Arctic Commission
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(37)
 
(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
You can add tree trimming to jobs you shouldn't attempt while on ecstasy and meth, even if you're a trained professional
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(19)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(The Register)
 
 
 
Here's the best sammich you'll make all weekend: Dave Lister's Red Dwarf chilli chutney egg sarnie. Don't believe the people who say it's "a cross between food and bowel surgery"
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NBA Commissioner wants to change the playoff format. Apparently he doesn't think it's fair for the four teams that currently don't make it into the postseason
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(38)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Cortez Journal)
 
 
 
Many Japanese see their two countrymen who were slain by ISIS as troublemakers. "In the old days, their parents would have had to commit hara-kiri to apologize"
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(73)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Gimmick of a hockey tournament to be broadcast on gimmick of a sports network
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(52)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The College Football Playoff's management committee isn't interested in how many people can see the upcoming season's semifinals, refusing ESPN's request to change the date for the games. "We like the concept that we've developed"
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(26)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Food and Drug administration commissioner to step down, presumably to spend more time with his food and drugs
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(11)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Rand Paul to oppose Loretta Lynch's nomination to Attorney General because she won't commit to opposing the use of drones to attack liquor store robbers
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(41)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're thinking, "Dammit, I could use a snow bike right now," you are not alone
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(88)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mummified 200-year-old monk said not to be dead but in a very deep meditation, pining for the fjords
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(36)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(Daily News Egypt)
 
 
 
Please do not flush your ancient mummies when you're bored of playing with them
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(10)
 
(Everything Lubbock)
 
 
 
Pilot asks NTSB to re-open investigation of 2/3/59 plane crash that killed Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and the Big Bopper; CNN producers high-five each other as they now have their programming set for the rest of the year
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(60)
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Mom faces child abuse charges for slamming the brakes
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(60)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"What the Warren Commission didn't know." That no one would ever believe them and that they'd create the biggest conspiracy theory ever?
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(177)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Religious ritual hostage commits last great act of defiance, hash tags, and Serena Williams licks Maria Sharapova down under: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/25 - 1/31
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(2)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Argument between a few horseback riders and a pickup truck driver ends with the pickup ramming one of the horses, killing it and injuring the rider
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(38)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Goddammit MAVERICK
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(22)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Come for the heart-warming story of a Vermont Senator who helps an eighth-grade Latin student develop a Latin motto for Vermont and take it to Committee for consideration. Stay for the illiterate comments from citizens who confuse Latin with Latino
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(167)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Even the Super Bowl Planning Committee had to take 'active shooter preparedness" training from the Department of Homeland Security
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(45)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "must have been skimming hauls" files - two arrested for trafficking pot when they called 911 to report that undercover cops were possibly following them
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(13)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hostage that was kidnapped, had lower limbs cut off, and held prisoner as part of religious ritual, commits suicide to exact revenge in last desperate act of defiance
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(148)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas teenager wins high school wrestling tournament, gives his medal to his first-round opponent, a special-needs student. Class is still real to him, dammit
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(60)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Erstwhile talk-show host Craig Ferguson signs deal with Lionsgate to develop and produce both scripted and unscripted programming. Erstwhile talk-show sidekick Geoff still lurching around West Hollywood looking for some action
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(38)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart cuts through Republican presidentail shenanigans at Iowa Freedom Summit like cutting butter to spread on potato bread
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(102)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MLB's new commissioner wants to give the shift the shaft
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's teleprompter quits halfway through her speech at Iowa Freedom Summit
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(338)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Computer crash at NJ Motor Vehicle Commission brings operations to a screeching halt. Event goes unnoticed by customers
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(23)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
The human race will NOT be wiped out this Monday, dammit
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(20)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed by two former WWE stars alleges that their injuries and brain damage are still real to them, dammit
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(37)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"GOP seeks Plan B on immigration" Oh great, now they want to abort our immigration policy
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(29)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Man who lost $700 million with Bernie Madoff to run MLB's finance committee. LOLMETS
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(24)
 
(Adult Swim)
 
 
 
Here's the epilogue to the Venture Brothers special that ran last night, with a short tease of what Season 6 will look like. Is that the Crash-test Dummies?
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(19)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Commissioner confirms that the Rams are gone from St. Louis
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(32)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Growing list of things the White House has been sued over: Obamacare, immigration policy, spying on cell phone users, slippery Porta Johns
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(25)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Rick Hendrick pays $700,000 for 2014 BMW, plans to pay roughly the same amount to NASCAR officials to make sure Jimmie Johnson wins the 2015 championship
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(18)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Frank Darabont backs out of directing Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth in The Huntsman. That man just can't find any project he wants to commit to
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(13)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
What are the hottest programming languages among people who prefer arguing on the internet and staring at status boards to writing code?
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(72)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
France demonstrates its commitment to free speech by arresting 54 people for offensive speech. Je suis un homme blanc catholique Français, qui est ce Charlie?
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(148)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Eight dumb quotes about science from the new chair of the subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)
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(96)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
RomCo promises that RMoney 3.0 will be better, faster, stronger, lemon, wet, good. Oh dammit
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(147)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz has been named chairman of the Senate Subcommittee on Space, Science, and Competitiveness...thereby guaranteeing that the United States will be ranked last among industrialized nations in those areas within two years
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(146)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet gives a short class on Investing for Dummies. "Emotions are contagious, and emotions have no business in investing." Translation? Greed is good
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(36)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Instead of eating cake, Dave Grohl spent his birthday jamming with the Foo Fighters, Tenacious D, David Lee Roth, and Paul Stanley. And there's even video of their performance
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(25)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Wrestler Jeff Hardy KO'd unconscious after fall from cage didn't go as planned. It's still real to me, dammit
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(56)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper helpfully corrects Chris Cuomo that a terrorist born in Paris to Senegalese immigrants is NOT "African American"
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(147)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
US military commissaries overseas facing critical food shortages. Easy, just feed dependent wives, kids MREs. Problem solved
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(165)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Republicans threatening Homeland Security funding to block Obama's immigration action because if there's one thing we need less of in light of the past week's world events, it's homeland security
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(109)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You should be eating horsemeat because it's good for you and environmentally responsible, but the U.S. gummint won't let you
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(97)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
While you're sitting at your computer eating Doritos a 53-year-old man is trying for the fourth time to be the first person to reach the the summit of Mount McKinley, alone, in the supremely inhospitable month of January
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(53)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
That transgendered teen who recently committed suicide? Turns out there's a simple and logical explanation: Demonic possession
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(226)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mr. Burns now in charge of Nuclear Regulatory Commission. Excellent
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(59)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NYC officers decide to take their commissioner's request and behave with respect and maturity at the funeral for slain officer Wenjian Liu. Hah, just kidding
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(425)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Hiking pro tip: A liter of water and a bag of trail mix is not considered adequate equipment if you are trying to summit 10,000+ feet mountains in Mexico
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(148)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
NYPD Commissioner William Bratton has to send cops a memo reminding them to act like decent human beings at funerals
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(258)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Article asks "if your robot buys illegal drugs, have you committed a crime?" Subby, for one, is not doing time for his robot crime overlords
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(37)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Rule 1: When committing armed robbery, don't take a taxi
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(12)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Minimum wage to rise in 21 states this week, leaving job creators so poor they can only afford gold plated swimming pools
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(74)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa (R-CA) issues his committee's long-awaited report on the so-called IRS Scandal. Guess why you're not hearing about it on Fox News and AM radio. Go on, guess
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(133)
 

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