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233 headlines found matching 'MMI'
Thu February 23, 2017
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Homeland Security chief John Kelly wonders why the press brings up questions about military force being used in immigration operations. This might be a crazy thought, but maybe they keep asking because the President of the U.S. said exactly that
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump declares the immigration roundup efforts a "military operation." No word if it comes with new, matching uniforms for ICE officials
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Wed February 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
While most new federal regulations have been put on hold, the Nuclear Regulatory Commission is going ahead on their rules regulating "Tornado generated missiles" which, while I have NO IDEA what those are, I am glad SOMEONE is regulating
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules 6-2 that a TX death row inmate gets a new hearing because an "expert" at his sentencing hearing testified that he was more likely to commit future crimes because he was black. Justices Alito, and, of course, Thomas dissented
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wait, so there ISN'T an illegal immigration problem???? But why would Trump...lie...about...oh, that's why
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Elected officials want high school students to pass the same citizenship test given to immigrants. News station asks lawmakers the same test questions with predictable results
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Robert Reich lectures sheriff on living in a fact-free world, making up statistics about immigrant crimes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out that you actually DO have to commit a crime before the GOP can punish you for it. Go figure
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lakers commit to bring back Showtime. They've promoted Magic, fired Kupchak and Buss
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Mon February 20, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Not News: Sheriff obeys Constitutional law. News: Immigration law. Fark: In Arizona. ÜberFark: Sheriff is Joe Arpaio's replacement
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Not to ruin the narrative all immigrants from the Middle East are bad, but Sweden's crime rate has been falling for the last 12 years even as it has taken in hundreds of thousands of immigrants from war-torn countries like Syria and Iraq
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Two Texans are hunting, shoot each other, and then blame immigrants. Will Trump build a wall to protect us from Texans?
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Sat February 18, 2017
(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Oklahoma restaurant owner sends text message to his Latino staff for missing work on "A Day Without Immigrants" that read, simply, "You and your family are fired. I hope you enjoyed your day off, and you can enjoy many more. Love you"
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Congressman Ted Lieu demands investigation into Trump's use of unsecured Android phone and WH staff's use of private email servers. This should make it to committee by sometime around 2028
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(La Migra, I swear)
 
 
 
Just in case your faith in humanity hasn't been completely destroyed, there are now people pretending to be ICE agents in order to extort money from immigrants
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The undocumented immigrants rounded up by ICE recently include very few blind-orphan single moms working three jobs while learning astrophysics, and rather a lot of rapists, drug dealers and drunk drivers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump administration denies the leak that they are mobilizing 100,000 National Guard troops to round up unauthorized immigrants so if you're an illegal immigrant or in the National Guard time to pack your go bag
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump has not engaged in any illegal conduct or committed any lawless overreaches. President Obama, on the other hand, was habitually lawless
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
2018 World Cup has few guarantees besides Russian football hooligans committing assault and mayhem
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Trump: Rep.Cummings backed out of meeting with me claiming 'Oh, I can't move, it might be bad for me politically. I can't have that meeting". Rep. Cummings: "Dude,what?"
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Wed February 15, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama House passes bill to deny funding to "sanctuary" colleges offering safe havens to immigrants, minorities from hate crimes, because nobody wants that in the state
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
ICE is now ignoring DACA protections for immigrants
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Tue February 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee Chairman (R-eprehensible) says his panel will not investigate Flynn's ties to Russia, but will investigate the leaks that led to his resignation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Adam Schiff,the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee,told democrats in a private conference today that more information on Russia/Trump/Flynn ties will surface soon and "are only the beginning"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What it means to be an immigrant in the US in Trump's America
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga ascendant Ann Coulter lashes out again on immigration, saying America "is not a battered women's shelter"
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If immigration is cut due to Brexit, the average Briton will have to work until he or she is in the mid-70s before retirement is even achievable
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Trump's economic plan calling for 25 million new American jobs in the next decade and four percent annual growth only works if everybody in America works 80 hours a week until they're 90 because no immigration. Here comes the demographics
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Fri February 10, 2017
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Obituary from A.) beloved father of the year or B.) other, "an example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
More than half of Trump voters think The Bowling Green Massacre is proof that Trump's immigration ban is necessary
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(National Review)
 
 
 
You think the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals that just issued a ruling against Donald Trump's immigration order is a good thing? Think again
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Thu February 09, 2017
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China proposes new commission to further tighten internet oversight. Government-approved web pages to drop from five to four
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The UTA (United Talent Agency) in Hollywood has canceled its traditional Oscar party and instead will donate $250,000 to American Civil Liberties Union and the International Rescue Committee
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Wed February 08, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember how Rio's Olympic Aquatic Center was predicted to be the new model for future swimming venues? Well, let's go back to the pool and see
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The appeal of the immigration ban ruling runs through the Ninth Circuit. Difficulty: One of the judges was a refugee
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After 2016 raised serious concerns about outside governments trying to influence or even hack our elections, House Republicans have swung into action: to advance a bill to eliminate the Election Assistance Commission which oversees ballot security
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: We're not against immigrants in our country, we love legal immigrants. It's those who are here illegally that are the problem. Okay, we lied, we don't like them either
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While Trump continues to harp about wanting to build a wall to stop illegal immigration and terrorists coming from Mexico, FBI reports show that most terror suspects in the US come via Canada
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for Secretary of Labor admits to employing illegal immigrants
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Mon February 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Forget Brexit, immigration, and the economy, the biggest issue facing Britain today is whether wigs make lawmakers too stuffy
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Science, Space, and Technology claim NOAA "manipulated climate records." Their evidence? An article from the Daily Mail
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(CNN)
 
 
 
High-end American restaurants increasingly adding a note on the bottom of their receipts: "Immigrants make America great. They also cooked your food and served you today"
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump supporters want to boycott Budweiser because new commercial portrays immigrant founder in a positive fashion
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: There is now a "The Donald" sandwich, which consists of two slices of moist, wonderful, white bread, a yuge slab of bologna, and a slice of American cheese. Fark: Its creator is a Republican immigrant that has strongly opposed Donnie JT
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Day 14: Trump decides letting a baby die due to the immigration ban will result in bad press
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(Some Other Burger Clown)
 
 
 
Jack In The Box introduces Triple Bacon Buttery Jack, made with bacon, bacon mayo, bacon butter & dammit why won't you die already?
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
A little-noticed clause in Trump's immigration ban is so batcrap crazy that legal experts now assume that it should just be ignored because the authors clearly didn't know what the hell they were talking about
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
South Park to drop Trump storyline in their next season, citing a commitment to producing comedy instead of reporting the news
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
H&R Block to use IBM's Watson to help prepare tax returns, keep customers from committing jeopardy
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Alcohol abuse may be the single best predictor of whether you commit gun violence in America"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Albino dementor Kellyanne Conway says she messed up when she said "massacre". What she actually meant was that time we accidentally let some terrorists in, then caught them before they did anything and fixed the immigration loopholes. Thank Obama
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Immigration is God's punishment for evolution in schools, gay rights, and legal abortion." Direct quote from Carl Gallups
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Comcast protests Trump immigration order, holds rally between the hours of 2-4 pm
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jenna Bush uses her father's words to rebuke Trump on his immigration ban
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What hath globalization wrought? Somali immigrants in America, homesick for a taste of the old country, take advantage of unwanted feral camels in Australia, and sell them as burgers and kebabs in the states. Capitalism, ta-da
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(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
Top high school football star committed to Michigan State, signs with Florida State Penitentiary instead
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Wed February 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House to repeal Obama's Coal Ruling which prohibits polluting streams. #DAMMITDONALD
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(Slate)
 
 
 
History is made by those who show up. As are emergency unilateral confirmation committee rules changes
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Did your favorite team land the big recruits this year? Any big commitments surprise you? Did you win a bet on which star player goes where? This and other things as it is college football's National Signing Day
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Budweiser says their new immigration-themed Superb Owl commercial is just a coincidence
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're the police commissioner, do your best not to smile in your mugshot after getting arrested for domestic violence
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Tue January 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS is thrilled with Donnie's immigration ban mostly because none of those seven countries banned ever sent a terrorist to the U.S. and it means that Trump is as dumb as they say
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump immigrant temporary ban might become a permaban, and deportations might include "even those who have not been charged but are believed to have committed acts that constitute a chargeable criminal offense.". Precog hirings in 3..2
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Remember yesterday when WH sources claimed that Capitol Hill Staffers wrote Trump's executive Order on immigration? Staffers claim they never saw the damn thing let alone worked on it. Popcorn and lawnchairs available to the right
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(The Week)
 
 
 
President Trump's immigration "Muslim Ban" is a complete clusterf*ck for him (and us). But not for the reasons you might think
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Live stream of the committee voting on Jeff Sessions as Democrats finally appear to grow a pair
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Catholic priest does the Christian thing, tells anti-Trump protesters to commit suicide
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Because of Trump's executive order on immigration, some NBA and MLB players will have to remain in the US when playing the Toronto Raptors or Toronto Blue Jays
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(Politico)
 
 
 
California legislator: If we are going to vet foreigners Mr. President, could you please release your current wife's visa and immigration documents
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It turns out several soon-to-be fired Congressional and Senatorial staffers worked on drafts of the White House's immigration order- without bothering to give their bosses or senior leadership so much as a head's up
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Mosque attacks, airport protests, imminent breakdown of civil society as we know it - you know what, fark today, let's get wasted, strap a GoPro to a sword and slice the shiat out of some watermelons and remind ourselves what makes America awesome
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Think of it this way: Scholars say there are so many legal challenges to Trump's executive order on immigration that he'll be long dead before they're answered
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
The person responsible for sacking the people ordering immigrants to be detained has been sacked
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
For those who might like to do more than just donate to the ACLU, Jezebel has a list of organizations supporting immigrants and their legal struggles. 'Murica, y'all
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
State Department going rogue, activating Dissent Channel over Trump's immigration order
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(Google)
 
 
 
In a move that will rustle no jimmies whatsoever, Google Doodle remembers Fred Korematsu this morning
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Left-wing whining about Trump's immigration order intensifies, with one liberal pantywaist saying the order "would "erode our allies' willingness to fight and put Americans at risk. Sorry that was Former CIA covert operative Rep. Will Hurd (R-TEXAS)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Trump's base couldn't care less about the immigration ban uproar"
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A band finally releases an album in a gimmicky way that we can all get behind
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dammit, Pronger
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Sat January 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Listen, Iran. We think the immigration ban is stupid too. That said, I don't think you really thought through your response
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(Metro)
 
 
 
18-year-old undergoes the full wedding treatment of hair, make-up, gown to get married...to a pizza. Probably a Chicago pizza, as we all know New York pizza lacks commitment
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
At least 100 Google employees traveling overseas are impacted by Trump's order on immigration and may not be able to return to the U.S. Are you feeling safe and protected from the scary terrorists yet?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Forget skimming, now shimming is the newest way to steal your credit card info. It's just like skimming, except the thieves have changed one letter. That letter was a 'k', and now it's been changed to an 'h'. Please make a note of it
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Fri January 27, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
May claims that Trump is committed to NATO. Odd that he couldn't say that himself, isn't it?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami becomes the first Sanctuary City to topple as Mayor Carlos Gimenez orders jails to comply with Trump's immigration crackdown
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Crash test dummies are getting old and fat, sometimes forget to sing about that kid who got into an accident and his hair turned from black into bright white
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman who owns a yarn shop bans those vile women's march protesters because... um... well, it's her pink yarn and she has a say in what it's going to be used to knit, dammit
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump is going to publish a list of crimes committed by immigrants for public display. The Nazi paper 'The Criminal Jew,' did the same, publishing photos of Jews who had committed crimes
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump's immigration ban will not apply to Muslim countries where he has businesses
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are the best ways to find out which local offices/positions you can run/apply for? From school boards, commissions, city governments. After what I've seen happening, I want to be more involved and help bring about change
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Wed January 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chairman of the House Science Committee displays his mastery of critical thinking skills by telling Americans that it is "better to get your news directly from the President. In fact, it might be the only way to get the unvarnished truth"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If there's a term for 'fear of scarecrows', this guy in Glasgow definitely has it. Except more 'lacks empathy for and goes into a dissassociative state and commits atrocities against scarecrows' more than a true phobia, really
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(MIT)
 
 
 
The trick to getting wisdom from crowds? Ask that crowd what they think the dummies will say
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The real reason NASCAR just ruined their points system: Jimmie-Proofing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your son has committed suicide, so what is more traumatic than getting an automated call from his school informing you he has been absent? A second automated call on the day of his viewing
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Tue January 24, 2017
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry tries to alter the future, dammit Barry (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Snart chews scenery wielding the Spear of Destiny (CW 9ET) Finally, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson is perp walked back into the MCU (ABC 10ET)
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Paris Jackson, who has grown into the spitting image of her father, reveals that since his death she's tried to commit suicide "multiple times" and that she absolutely believes her father was "murdered" by his managers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ryan to Trump on illegal immigrants voting: Citation needed
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. dollar weakens against wide range of currencies amid disappointment that Trump's inauguration speech proved light on details over his plans for economic stimulus. #DAMMIT DONALD
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
America-hating liberal slams Trump's inaugural speech as "the most dreadful inaugural address in history". Did I say liberal? Damn that commie George Will anyway
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Things booed at Trump's inauguration: Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer talking about unity, the word "immigrant" and a letter from a Civil War soldier that was read
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Fri January 20, 2017
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
According to Elijah Cummings, if Americans knew what Congress knew, they would boycott the inauguration too
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
16 cool facts about hummingbirds, besides them never remembering the words
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Make the Federal Election Commission great agai ... ah, it was never great
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Wed January 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Federal Trade Commission to file charges against drugmaker Mallinckrodt for using its monopoly to jack up the price of drug used to treat lupus and multiple sclerosis by 2,165 percent, to $28,000 a dose. The whistleblower? None other than Pharma Bro
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman stabs man nine times when he says he won't commit to a relationship - as if that's going to change his mind
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump Inaugural Event Committee: "We're still looking for more entertainment stars to perform." Sam Moore: "Hold on, I'm coming"
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Citing Rush Limbaugh at the premier source on reality, Gwinnett County Commissioner Tommy Hunter questions the legitimacy of John Lewis's congressional win in his gerrymandered republican district
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Sun January 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump tweet: "Buy L.L. Bean." Ethics committee: "Uh, PEEOTUS, about your tweet"
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Wed January 11, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL ownership committee begs Chargers' Alex Spanos to stay in San Diego, notes the LA market can barely handle one unwatchable team as it stands, promises they'll think of something about a SD stadium
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
House Oversight Committee Chairman Jason Chaffetz says he "won't be a cheerleader for Donald Trump." Mostly because he's seen how Donald Trump reacts to anyone who is dressed like a cheerleader
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer picked to lead commission on vaccine safety
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Tue January 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Outgoing Labor secretary says Democratic leaders need to get back to basics, rediscover their commitment to the little guy unless a seven-figure job offer from Citigroup comes along first
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Continuing his uninterrupted streak of appointing the worst possible person to every department, Trump asks anti-vaxxer Robert Kennedy Jr to lead vaccine commission
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas steps up the immigration war with an anti-sanctuary bill. Can the inevitable anti-anti-sanctuary bill be far behind?
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Sun January 08, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fort Lauderdale shooter to FBI: I'm being mind controlled by the CIA to force me to watch ISIS videos and I'm thinking of committing terrorist acts. FBI: Nope, no problem here. Oh btw, here's your gun back
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Indian Affairs committee to return to its 19th century roots
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Good news for the day; rescue dog enjoys swimming with dolphins
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
The Internet Archive decides to compile every little thing Trump has ever said on video and already hosts more than 520 hours of fact-checked statements on immigration, health care, Trump's tax returns, and Hillary Clinton. Have at 'im
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(Open Democracy)
 
 
 
Why do people go to cat cafes? Is it really a reflection of the deep loneliness we all feel in our increasingly disconnected, individualistic and neoliberal society? Or is it just that people dig a side order of toxoplasmosis with their sammich?
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Maricopa county commissioner to Arizona Diamondbacks owner who wants a new publicly funded stadium: "take your stupid baseball team and get out. And go back to farking West Virginia"
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Mon January 02, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Boston Marathon bomber gets the finest federal defenders for the death penalty phase of his trial; meanwhile, your black neighbor being railroaded for a crime he didn't commit is being represented by Lionel Hutz' passed-out-drunk cousin
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Fri December 30, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
House for sale: 3 BR, 2.5 BA, walk-out basement, remodeled kitchen, 2-car garage with mummified body, convenient to shopping and restaurants
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Thu December 29, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Former PA commissioner charged with breast massaging 103-year-old woman on 3 different occasions. Everybody's got their thing, eh, commissioner?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Autopsy confirms that yes, Rashaan Salaam did commit suicide
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sears' grand experiment of running a business based on Ayn Rand's books continues to go swimmingly, as CEO Eddie Lampert loans the company $200M to keep it from defaulting on debts
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lockheed Martin CEO commits to driving down cost of F-35. Apparently she feels that what they lose on the price of each plane they'll make up in volume with the three wars Trump will be starting
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What's it like to be a sane person on the House "Science" Committee? Be afraid. Be very afraid
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Cat leaves his 'Ice Fishing for Dummies' at home on his first ice fishing trip
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson will receive such a thorough vetting from the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, he won't even have to reveal his tax returns
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Don't go committing a crime in Texas. In fact, don't go reporting one either, if you know what's good for ya
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News has found seven examples of so-called "hate crimes" committed after Trump's election that, upon further investigation, have turned out to be utter hoaxes. Which I'm sure you'll agree demonstrates a trend suggesting we can dismiss them all
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The government will soon be using Peter Thiel's Palantir to locate illegal immigrants, communicate with Sauron
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain vows never to dine at Trump's DC hotel. "No thanks, guys. I don't look good in a brown shirt. Makes me look a little, I don't know, not great. It's not slimming"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist Convention commissioner apologizes for calling Trump supporters "illogical," "must repudiate everything they believe," even though it's true
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican representative goes on CNN to parrot false Trumpian talking points on immigration, has the misfortune of dealing with a knowledgeable host who legally immigrated to the U.S.
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Two of the remaining 3 FCC commissioners sent a letter to the telecoms, promising to destroy Net Neutrality as soon as Trump is sworn in, so Comcast/Time-Warner can start charging you for using Netflix or YouTube
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Trump supporter trying to help two immigrants navigate the JCPenney customer service line
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
In August, SI commissioned a Jacksonville-rising feature "Look out - Here come the 2016 Jaguars" then opted not to publish it. This week, they decided to put it online with snarky annotations, clowning themselves and the Jags simultaneously
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Tue December 20, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man dressed in Chewbacca costume committed grand theft. Now the police force is with him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell: We don't need a special committee to investigate Russian election interference. If Russia tried to elect Trump they "made a bad investment..because look at who he is picking for his Cabinet," Everyone else: yeah, we are, that's the point
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You're the Pentagon, and you've commissioned a new "blast gauge" that you hope will help detect soldiers' brain injuries caused by nearby explosions. Except, it's actually detecting brain injuries caused by soldiers firing their own weapons. Wat do?
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
McCain defies Yertle, calls for special committee on cyberwarfare
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
What acts have you commited that infuriated someone?
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
I just went to the store and found a different type of package of gummi bears. 12 different flavors of gummi bear goodness. In your opinion what's the greatest food innovation in the past 1,000 years?
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Newly leaked document reveals what WWE wrestlers are not allowed to do at live shows. It's still real to them, dammit
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
German tourist taught harsh lesson about New Zealand wildlife after going swimming with "grumpy seal"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
America needs jobs with pride. Classic jobs. Real jobs. Honest labor. Not programming computers. Those jobs are low energy. SAD
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Muslims who immigrate to the United States are better educated than other Muslims worldwide as well as the average American. In other words, we were attracting their best and brightest, and they weren't taking anyone's blue collar job
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I want to ask my girlfriend for a purely physical open relationship as she is not interested in sex and only wants to do it every few weeks. We both get jealous and I'm committed to her, but I have needs. Good idea or great idea?"
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Mon December 12, 2016
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Gas prices expected to go above $3/gallon early in 2017. DAMMIT DONALD
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You know the season is going bad for your team if that team commits a penalty that has not been called in 18 YEARS
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Quick ... name what has been called the world's healthiest sport? (hint: It's NOT swimming or running)
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Today)
 
 
 
Dog says goodbye to dying owner in hospital and DAMMIT WHERE'S THAT FARKING DUSTVAC
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Trump's inauguration committee files "massive omnibus blocking permit" denying protestors access to Lincoln Memorial, National Mall and Washington Monument on Inauguration Day. Comet Ping Pong still available
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Wed December 07, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Church serving Hispanic immigrants vandalized with swastikas, Trump campaign slogan by hooligans using sidewalk chalk because crayons too hard to use
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(Carbonated TV)
 
 
 
And here we see Rick Santorum telling an undocumented immigrant protected by DACA--who spent the better part of a decade pursuing an advance engineering degree and following the STEM path--"Go to any other country right now and apply those wares"
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Australia has some creatures that don't lust for human blood. One of the 3 is the swimming feather-duster known as the Crinoid
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Dammit, there's always some baby crying when I fly. I don't care if the baby was just born. Even when I get on a plane with no babies, then suddenly one appears and starts crying. I just can't catch a break. Shut up baby
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bud Selig, former MLB commissioner is voted into the Hall of Fame. His legacy includes the wild-card playoff system, interleague play, television replay of umpires' decisions and having all teams retire Jackie Robinson's No. 42
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Sat December 03, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
You'll have to wait until October 5, 2018 to see Jason Momoa star as the most ineffective, idiotic superhero of them all, Aquaman, whose sole power is swimming and communicating with fish
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mummified knees are Queen Nefertari's, sharp
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Fri December 02, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Trump's announced policies conflict with Santa Claus' Christmas rules over coal, welfare, illegal immigration, like the Red Man's consumption "of over 300 million cookies and 5 million gallons of milk annually"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
U.S. House Committee on Science, Space and Technology tweets out climate change denial article published by Breitbart
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ESPN has lost 1 million more subscribers in the past two months, as viewers finally tire of 24/7 programming of horseshoe pitching, celebrity poker and tractor pulling
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
If you had Lindsey Graham as the GOP advocate to break rank and step up to defend illegal immigrants, come down and claim your prize
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at Vagisil's new ad, which features four dry-vagina'd cartoon women in a dry-as-their-vaginas desert commiserating about how dry their vaginas are. Vagina
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Mon November 28, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trumpty Dumpty wanted a wall, Trumpty Dumpty won power this fall, but to normalize immigration, it won't help at all
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's already violating the constitution and committing crimes, but who cares, he's tweeting stuff
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
You're up by 7, on your own 23, with seconds to go. What do? If you're the Baltimore Ravens, you bend the rules hard enough that the NFL commissioner's office had to respond about "unfairness"
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
See you in hell, Gummi Bears
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"We burnt down the establishment," Baba Yaga says about Trump's victory, gleefully reveling in the tears of anguish from immigrants and women, approving of fake news and slamming media bias for her new ascendant supremacist president
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"France is not multicultural," insists Liberal presidential hopeful, who is channeling the far-right's immigration fear-mongering
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now Kellyanne Conway is slamming Mittens
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Scientists say decommissioned jet engines could be used to clear smog in cities
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you live in Northern Ireland, your entire Internet browsing history is now viewable by the police, the military, the secret service, the taxman, the Food Standards Agency, the Police Ombudsman and the Irish gambling commission. For starters
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(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Michelle Yeoh reportedly cast as Captain Han in new Star Trek series, will always shoot first dammit
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Wed November 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Showing his continued commitment to draining the swamp and building an administration that represents all the people, Prince Trumperdink selects a billionaire charter school advocate to run the Department of Education
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Yes abolish the office of the First Lady ...before that 'illegal immigrant' Melania mucks it up with her gaudy designs
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Tue November 22, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Teenage girl hopes to follow in the footsteps of drivers like Danica Patrick and Jimmie Johnson and be NASCAR's next big female star
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Guardian, accused of a crime he didn't commit, escapes into the National City underground. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, maybe you can find Action Man (CW 8ET)
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
In a unexpected display of transparency, Kris Kobach releases significant portions of Trump administration's immigration plan to the public
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Sun November 20, 2016
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
NASCAR awards Jimmie Johnson a seventh participation trophy, which Brian France would have you believe is somehow equal to the seven legitimate championships won by Richard Petty and Dale Earnhardt
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest nefarious and terrifying skulduggery being committed by police: reading publicly-available information. Those conniving monsters in blue, will they stop at nothing? Next thing you know they'll be using technology to monitor drivers
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Carl Edwards, Joey Logano, Kyle Busch, and Jimmie Johnson battle for the final Sprint Cup as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series ends their season and crowns a champion at Homestead Speedway in the Ford EcoBoost 400, 2 PM ET on NBC
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Wed November 16, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Cow's great escape attempt foiled after jumping overboard, swimming to shore and then running through town. To be fair, Steve McQueen had a motorcycle and he still didn't make it
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Tue November 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trumpcare may provide pre-existing condition coverage by requiring people not to have a break in insurance coverage, and slamming them with "high risk" premiums if they do. Good thing insurance companies are so good about keeping people enrolled
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
AI robot Torobo-kun flunks entrance exam to U of Tokyo for fourth straight year, decides to get real job in industry where it can commiserate with fellow robot morons on the factory floor
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
House Republicans were back in DC for a day when they decided the smartest thing to do was to send a message to President-Elect Trump that kills his dreams of a gigantic Mexico wall and mass deportations of immigrants
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Dearest Leader: I will immediately remove 2 to 3 million illegal immigrants with criminal records. Difficulty: There are probably less than 1 million of those
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This man will attempt to outdo Michael Phelps at something when it comes to swimming. He will try to swim across the Atlantic from Senegal to Brazil
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I'm having sex with my boyfriend and my ex-boss. Boyfriend treats me well and wants marriage, but I'm hesitant to commit, as ex-boss is a hot 41 and I'm addicted to his fantastic lovemaking skills. What should I do?
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump appoints GOP chairman Reince Priebus as chief of staff, demonstrating that he's committed to bringing new blood to Washington, draining the swamp, and working outside the beltway
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
If You're a tax commissioner there is one thing you should remember to do
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Fri November 11, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Young undocumented immigrants trusted their government and offered up personal information to avoid deportation. The Trump administration may use that information to deport them
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you committed a crime and had the option of going to prison for five years or getting transformed into a cat for three years, which one would you choose?
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Message posted around a Utah campus: Donald Trump won Now all you liberal pus---- better shut the f... up with your Muslim rights, gay rights, illegal immigration rights, & all that other bulls
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Now that the election is over, we return you to your regular programming of various naked Kardashians already in progess (Not safe for work content in sidebar/below article)
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
We can now return to our regularly scheduled Bad Mom programming from our favorite state (with mugshot)
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Health.com)
 
 
 
New Romero Institute study says that lighter running shoes can make you faster and heavier shoes cause you to run slower. And don't get them started on Mafia-recommended cement shoes for swimming
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Worldwide Trump celebration parties, "Rejoice with support from Allah, and find glad tidings in the imminent demise of America at the hands of Trump"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"3,000 Americans register with Immigration New Zealand in a typical month. In the past 24 hours more than 7,000 have signed up"
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Not trying to instill U.S. panic, but the Canada immigration website has just crashed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Canadian Immigration website has crashed, but we haven't. It's your 2016 election thread #8
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Tue November 08, 2016
(American Geophysical Union)
 
 
 
A 1967 solar storm disrupted electronic communications so badly the military thought that the Commies were attacking
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Wait, they're releasing a special Deadpool Holiday Edition Blu-Ray, complete with Deadpool in a Christmas sweater? With bonus commentaries and gag reels? DAMMIT SO MUCH all it's missing is a chimichanga
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Time-lapse of Mongolian nomads building a hut to distract you from the imminent collapse of society
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Catholic priest in TX: This fetus was entrusted to me to give it a good christian burial, but I decided I am going to commit sacrilege and desecrate my own altar by slapping it up here, in order to get you to vote for Trump instead
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
44 undocumented immigrants found locked in backyard shed. Someone didn't get the memo that Trump victory parties don't start till tonight
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Way back in 2004, Donald Trump and Billy Bush did an Access Hollywood piece on just how hard it is to commit voter fraud
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twilight star Robert Pattinson, realizing he will live next 50 years of his life as "Twilight star Robert Pattinson," fully commits to his vampiric role, sporting black hair, dark wardrobe, pale skin, and brooding expression at LA gala
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
In 2010 a woman scamming immigrants offered to pay $1.2 million to her victims to avoid prison. As of 2016, the state has $200,000, her victims have nothing, she's not paying, and nobody cares
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga savagely attacks an illegal immigrant
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
BBC to play Sex Pistols' God Save The Queen at the end of each day's programming
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Democratic National Committee tells FBI it found evidence its headquarters were bugged. This is not a repeat from 1972
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Faceless hackers in the rain, wearing hoodies and using tablets with only one hand, on orders of a golden left-winged Putin, are out to disrupt our Election Day. The pictures make this all perfectly clear, you hood-wearing left-wing commie bastards
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wilmer Valderrama, who came to the U.S. from Venezuela, says immigrants are a gift to the country. Apparently there's no other place where one can come to, find work and also date Mandy Moore, Demi Lovato and Mila Kunis
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Tickld)
 
 
 
Twenty one lies porn teaches people about sex. IT'S REAL TO ME, DAMMIT
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that Fark went deep for this headline: "Raiders win game despite committing a league-record number of penalties. Seahawks: 'You can do that?' "
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Old news: The Raiders are winning this season despite committing the most penalties. New news: The 1-6 49ers have the fewest penalties in the NFL this season. 538 investigates
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This is a heartbreaking story about an 11-year-old cancer survivor that committed suicide due to bullying. If you have children, please teach them to understand and accept those who are different from them
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets' closer and anti-domestic violence campaigner Jeurys Familia raises awareness of domestic violence by committing domestic violence
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why do you never see "moderate" Muslims taking a stand and publicly denouncing terrorism committed by extr--eh? What's that Mr. Khan? You have something you wanted to say? Oh. Oh, never mind, then
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Mon October 31, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Economists: Trump is wrong on immigration
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White nationalist starts anti-Egg McMuffin robocall: "Evan has two mommies. Evan is okay with that. Evan is over 40 years old and is not married and doesn't even have a girlfriend. I believe Evan is a closet homosexual. Vote for Donald Trump"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Oakland Raiders win game despite committing a league record number of penalties. Seattle Seahawks: "You can do that?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE: More than 100 Justice Dept officials sign letter slamming Comey and FBI
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
FBI Director Comey may have sent his letter to Republicans ahead of time, rather than to all members of the committee at once. Not only is this highly irregular, it may also constitute a violation of the Hatch Act
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Sat October 29, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I committed voter fraud for Trump because the election is rigged for Hillary
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Demonic melted wax Madame Tussauds statue and alt right lich queen Ann "Vlaakith" Coulter says "every ethnic group except whites bloc-votes for the Democrats; the Democrats have brought in 40 million nonwhite immigrants" to marginalize whites
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Wed October 26, 2016
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, John is incarcerated in a military prison for a crime he didn't commit. Ollie decides to make use of his talents and a zipline to get John out but this plan puts him at odds with his new team. (CW 8ET)
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(High Times)
 
 
 
"You're more likely to catch Ebola than receive a pot-laced candy this Halloween." Goddammit
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  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

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