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208 headlines found matching 'MMI'
Wed December 13, 2017
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Deputy Attourney General Rod Rosenstein testifies before the House Intelligence Committee on Robert Mueller's Russia Probe (LGT C-SPAN @ 1000)
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
Apparently thinking he has a say in this Donald Trump Jr wants House Intel Committee probed for leaks
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
On Twitter, Trump decries: "fabricated stories of women who I don't know and/or have never met." This time it's PEOPLE MAGAZINE that commits journalism and publishes photo of Trump and his accuser-taken the same day she says he groped her
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un just needs to commit apartheid to have his "Crimes Against Humanity" scorecard all checked off
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That pinko commie, bleeding heart, libby lib Condoleeza Rice just gave an 11th hour endorsement to Doug Jones
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
USGA finally realizes it shouldn't be a penalty not to know you committed a penalty
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Sat December 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: "US does not listen to other countries on immigration." He could have stopped after the first seven words. Heck, he could have stopped after the first four
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Starbucks' newest holiday gimmick drink looks like '70s bathrooms and Oscar the Grouch; tastes like thin mints and broken promises
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senate Campaign Committee is urging former VA gov. Jim Gilmore to challenge Tim Kaine for his Senate seat next fall-Not because they think he has a prayer of winning; but to stop Corey "Captain Confederate monuments" Stewart from getting the nom
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In the most Japanese story ever: 3 people were killed with a katana, one of whom used it to commit suicide, at a Shinto shrine in Tokyo. Authorities speculate the attack arose from a family dispute about who was to be head priest at the shrine
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox News commits actionable libel against Moore accuser, deletes story
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
America deserves a better immigration system than a lottery
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
It's Subby's kid's first Christmas. What traditions to keep? What new ones to add? Link goes to real-tree-decorating, Die-Hard-watching, Millennium-Falcon-gumming start
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fed Judge at Michael Slager's sentencing hearing on his guilty plea for violating Walter Scott's civil rights by, you know, fatally shooting him in the back, finds that Slager committed both Murder and Obstruction of Justice. Slager sentenced to 20 years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Savage Arms ML10-II muzzle-loading rifle, according to dozens of reports, has a special exploding barrel feature that removes unwanted fingers from hunters. Oh, and the Consumer Product Safety Commission has no authority to recall it
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's time for Clarence Thomas to resign, according to pinko, commie writer for The National Review
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Our Committee has credible allegations that Trump's NSA sought to manipulate the course of international nuclear policy for the financial gain of his former business partners"
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Tue December 05, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Despite past legal issues, trials, and prison, OJ Simpson is still a voting member on the Heisman Trophy committee
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump lobbied a GOP delegate to change the GOP platform to water down support for the Ukraine. Senate Intelligence Committee to hear more from this delegate this week. House Intelligence Committee will try to jail delegate
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Illegal immigration is expensive. Includes state by state expenditures
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Special Russian agent, code-named "Mental Gymnastics", to testify before the House Intel Committee and explain his connections to WikiLeaks, noted GRU intelligence distributer
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
He was a former Commie nudist poet who matched wits with Freud, brawled with Hemingway, and was described by a teenage Carly Simon as "the most beautiful man she had ever met." (And he probably thinks this Fark headline is about him)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan almost stripped the House Appropriations committee chairmanship from a Congressman for daring to represent the views of his constituents
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans led a concerted effort to discredit the nonpartisan agency Joint Committee on Taxation's report on their tax plan, the same agency they have long praised
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Private bus company promotes itself by telling customers they won't have to ride with Chinese people. Apology tries to clarify things, explains that they just feel there are too many immigrants
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Arizona State makes a commitment to play to win the game
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Unlike lemmings who just jump off of cliffs for the hell of it, this base jumper actually jumped off a cliff to save a stricken friend who was a lemming that crashed below
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
THE playoff committee decides THE playoff cannot exist without THE Crimson Tide
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time Reince Priebus (Trump's first Chief of Staff and former head of the Republican National Committee), denied TWICE that Mike Flynn talked to Kislyak? Pepperidge Farm (and Mueller) remembers
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Sat December 02, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Michigan being overtaken by snowy owls. Dammit, Hedwig
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
...President Paul Ryan? Goddammit
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Fri December 01, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Report commissioned by the state of Virginia, apparently from the law firm of Romero, Romero and Romero, finds that law enforcement at all levels failed in their response to the Neo-Nazi rally in Charlottesville earlier this year
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember that congressional investigator who was fired by Trey Gowdy's Benghazi committee for not focusing on Hillary Clinton enough? Well, he sued, settled and was paid with taxpayer dollars
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
House Republicans once again show their commitment to small government and states rights by advancing a bill that would let you carry a concealed handgun in EVERY state just so long as you had a permit from ANY state
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The president called several senators to urge them to pressure Senator Burr (R) to close the Russia investigation, says a Republican senator. Republicans now have public proof that the president committed obstruction of justice: they're witnesses
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Hackers" seized information on more than 200,000 donors from the National Republican Congressional Committee's by breaking into its computer system. Weird: the hackers were working for the National Republican Senatorial Committee
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions meeting with House Intelligence Committee today, if he remembers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News story focuses on another time Trump used the word "pussy," completely missing the point that it's not the use of the word in the Access Hollywood tape that's so outrageous, it's the fact HE BRAGGED ABOUT COMMITTING SEXUAL ASSAULT
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Tue November 28, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The "Fark The Poor, Because Millionaires Need More Pallets of Franklins to Burn in Mansion Fireplaces" tax bill passes along party lines to advance out of committee, setting the stage for a bloody floor vote
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawyers for the Justice Department faced with the difficult choice of either saying their boss committed perjury or granting a white cop leniency for planting evidence on a black man he murdered
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump abused illegal immigrants back in the '80s, forcing them to breathe asbestos dust while working for below-par wages, if they got paid at all. Here come the freshly unsealed court documents; lawsuit settlements
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We regret to inform you that your son committed suicide. It was the only thing he could do after he was raped and murdered
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Sun November 26, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell called to say Subby was PROBABLY going to be named the next Commissioner before today's games (starting at 1pm EST) but I'd have to agree to watching the Battle of Ohio & 49ers-Seahawks. I said probably is no good. Thanks anyway
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
To improve visibility with football-crazy Americans, CFL commissioner floats idea of moving Canadian football games to NFL Network, shifting season earlier to play most games in summer, Grey Cup in mid-October
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Is it really that hard to wait until you're out of the car before you start cramming your fries and chicken nuggets down your gullet? This company thinks so
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
By communicating Trump's opposition to Doug Jones, the Lich Queen may have committed a clear Hatch Act violation
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner loves smiley faces, exclamation points, the taste of Donald on Ivanka's lips, being spanked by black men, white bread, Diet Coke, bad haircuts, committing treason, pie, candy corn, Creed, Galactica 1980, single ply toilet paper
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Tue November 21, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Net Neutrality is in in trouble and Donnie endorses Moore because of course he does. The Republic is crumbling and I need a drink. This is YOUR MSNBC Primetime Discussion Thread. Commiseration starts at 8PM EST
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
ICE agents admit that their gang database is a way for them to indiscriminately round up immigrants of color who are neither gang members, nor pose a threat to public safety
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Right wing conspiracy theorist Stefan Molyneux has cracked the secret meaning of Stranger Things: It's all about mass illegal immigration
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's your opinion on programmers who are not passionate about programming, have no side projects and only program at their jobs? I ask because a coworker is like this and I'm wondering what the heck he is doing in his off hours
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Fri November 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate Finance Committee approves GOP "Rob America to Pay Koch" plan
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Trump rolls coal at climate summit
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Pizza with soy sauce is life," says person on Twitter, Subby would scoff, but he has more than once poured cocktail sauce to eat pizza with. What kind of atrocity do you commit onto your pizza?
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(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Belgium Gaming Commission: The 'loot system' in Battlefront 2 is a form of gambling
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Wed November 15, 2017
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Consumer Product Safety Commission announces recall of 7 hoverboard brands in case the barn hasn't burned down after the horse left last year
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Smile Now, dammit If you're a woman, it can get like that. Men, you don't know how lucky you are not to be told that garbage. We women just have to grin and bear it
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Tue November 14, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Presidential commission finds that legalizing weed will lead to opioid addiction. "Study" also found excessive laughter, bad driving, and a propensity to play a piano wildly with a demented look
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Limbaugh gives his listeners the old "Roy Moore was a Democrat when he committed those sexual assaults" move, which the Russian judge has ruled valid and deserving of a perfect 10. Stuck the landing with a belly full of pain pills
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pence just wants to make it clear to everyone that despite being the VP, the head of the transition team, and despite receiving a letter from Rep. Cummings about Flynn, he had no knowledge that the entire campaign was a Russian front
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The KKKeebler elf slithers from his fudge workshop to once again perjure himself. This is YOUR Jeff Sessions testimony to the House Judiciary Committee (LGT C-SPAN @ 10am EST)
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Cretaceous shark spotted swimming off the coast of Portugal. Cratunkulous shark still missing
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here. Literally, nothing to see here as White House bans U.S. photographers at APEC Summit
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(Space News)
 
 
 
Our government's commitment to science at work: Congress dismantled a replacement arctic-sea-ice-measuring satellite in 2016 and our other three remaining monitor satellites are ancient and could die at literally any time
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National Republican Senatorial Committee dumps Moore. Probably for someone younger
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"TweakerCam" creator gets ten percent of vote in write-in campaign, plans to start a political action committee. See how bad drugs are? Just putting them on camera turned him into a political junkie
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Thu November 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Democratic member of the Election Integrity Commission has filed a lawsuit-against the commission saying it is violating the Federal Advisory Committee Act because staffers are refusing to communicate with him, or show him work they've produced
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After Tuesday's results, the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee now lists Rep. Lift Bro as a potential seat to flip
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The Tuesday elections were a triumph of decency over dread" writes the Washington Post editorial board in a scathing op-ed slamming Trump
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Professional actor in Japan has been paid for 8 years to pretend to be a girl's father, with a commitment to be a grandfather to her future children. She still doesn't know
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Tue November 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wilbur Ross may have committed the cardinal sin in Trump's eyes: being a fake billionaire. Only Donnie's allowed to do that
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee releases the testimony of Carter Page. All 243 pages
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prediction: When all is said and done, Mueller will announce the real reason Donald Trump ran for president, as well as committed treason to win: He just wanted a damn hotel in Moscow
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Sun November 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What would it be like if wimmens were physically stronger than men, much like the rest of the natural world? Besides no sammiches
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Sat November 04, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Looks like Paris Hilton is in trouble with the... Securities and Exchange Commission?
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Twitter to House Intel Committee: Here is a list of Twitter accounts that were Russian trolls, oh and one random American guy we decided we don't like
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nearly half of Americans think Trump committed a crime in regards to Russia. The other half don't think
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Thu November 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Foreigner defends Trump's commission to remove foreign and black sounding names from voter rolls
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Wed November 01, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Yesterday we had the Senate Judiciary Committee; today we have social media executives discussing Russian influence on the 2016 election before the Senate Intelligence Committee (live now)
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Some Schmunk decided the best way to transport a kid's swimming pool would be on top of the mini van. With a child inside it. But don't worry, he was strapped into the pool
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Democratic National Committee chairman Tom Perez tells law school audience that "the Electoral College is not a creation of the Constitution." Then he bites the head off a bat
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
You know those delicious Haribo Gummies you love so much? Well they're probably being made with "modern-day slave labor"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump vindicated after noncitizen immigrant voter fraud analysis
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
When Kimmie says literally, he MEANS literally, and has the nukes to back it up. Or so he says, as sabres continue to rattle
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
2PM EST: House Energy and Commerce Committee hearing on FFC oversight. Issue A is Net Neutrality
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Tue October 24, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Immigrant girl to get that abortion she always wanted that the Trump administration tried to stop
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's vote fraud committee, tasked with assessing vote security, lacks even basic data security
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
One would think the Democratic National Committee would be rolling in the cash from all the donors angry or scared by the current occupant of the White House. And one would be wrong, very wrong
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you use your dad's cop car to commit armed robbery, pick a victim who doesn't know you
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kelly called out for going after congresswoman and making soldier's deaths political by candy-assed commie libs, 4 Star General Barry McCaffrey (Ret.) and Medal of Honor Recipient Col Jack Jacobs (Ret.)
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Let's have a look at some of the new DNC at large nominees: We have 10 lobbyists, including some from News Corp, Citgo, and Citibank, a couple of disgraced politicians, and Donna Brazile for a spot on the rules committee
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Liberal tech companies" like Google and Facebook not only ran ads for the anti-immigrant, "Sharia law is coming to America" scare-group Secure America Now, but also worked closely with them to make their ads more effective and expand their reach
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Dammit, are you the one responsible for putting this crossing guard in my way?"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy insults Gold Star families (again), Jefe whines to Judiciary committee about unfairness, and subby has no booze to help with this shiat. This is YOUR MSNBC Evening news thread, festivities start at 8pm EDT
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Tue October 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico resident commissioner: We would have more help if we were a state. 50 States reply: We dropped the ball - you'd have more help if the US had an actual president
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Apparently top Trump bootlicker John Kelly instructed ICE agents and officials across the country to portray immigrants as criminals to justify raids
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Mon October 16, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This story is bizarre even by Florida standards: Florida man commits murder over imaginary girlfriend
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover chemical that makes cancer cells commit suicide. Still no cure for self-confident, happy, fulfilled cancer living in stable relationships
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
85-year-old woman is enjoying a nice relaxing retirement by skydiving, swimming with sharks and wing walking, insists stunts are 'no more dangerous than crossing the road when a car is coming'
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann praises Trump as a "man of faith" at the Values Voters Summit while another says Jesus would have Tweeted just like Trump
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Sat October 14, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
After being fined $773 million by Taiwan, $900 million by South Korea, sued by the U.S. Trade Commission and losing $500 million every quarter in royalties from Apple, Qualcomm goes for broke by suing Apple in China to ban the sale of its iPhones
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A self-confessed fornicator and sexual harasser, who was unfaithful to three wives and has children by three different baby-mommas and says he's never once asked God to forgive anything he's done, give a "hero's welcome" at Christian voters summit
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
True friend of the LGBT community Donald Trump to deliver two minutes of hate to the Value Voters Summit in DC
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Wait, so you're telling me a voter commission designed and led by a guy who has made it his life's mission to deny non-Republicans the right to vote *may* have done something illegal? Well I just don't know what to believe in anymore
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
According to internal emails, ICE agents couldn't find enough dangerous immigrants to fulfill Trump's fantasies, so they ended up arresting hundreds with no prior criminal records
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this imminent catch
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Billionaire Donor Tom Steyer, AKA "The Democratic version of the Koch brothers" has laid down a marker to Congressional Democrats as to the quo he expects for all his quid in 2018: A commitment to try to impeach Trump if they get the majority
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Wed October 11, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Someone needs to ask Rep. Devin Nunes (R-ussia) what he thinks the word "recuse" means as he issues yet another raft of subpoenas in the Trump-Russia investigation without consulting with Intel Committee Democrats
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Was that a giant shark spotted swimming around the inland floodwaters created by Hurricane Nate? The answer is yes and no
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ousting of Secretary of State Rex Tillerson from White House imminent
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After tonight's arrest, AL GOP Senate candidate Roy Moore's son has just one more to go to be eligible for a free small coffee and a donut at the jail commissary
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Wife wants to make husband a sammich, but luckily there are feminists to prevent her from debasing herself like that
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Fri October 06, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Senate Judiciary committee is not probing Russia, it's just looking at FBI oversight
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Thu October 05, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
North Carolina has a Little commitment. Duke sucks
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson tells reporters that he remains "fully committed to this moron's agenda"
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Wed October 04, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee members Richard Burr and Mark Warner to provide an update on the panel's ongoing investigation into Russia's interference in the 2016 election. Will there be any bombshells? Will it set off a tweetstorm? (12:15 PM EDT)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump administration didn't notify immigrants about an abrupt change to the deadline to renew DACA (this Thursday) so now 50,000 of them will be at risk for deportation. Ta da
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Justice Department has released a series of recently overruled legal memos concluding that presidents cannot appoint their relatives to the White House staff or presidential commissions, even to unpaid posts
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Immigration and Customs Enforcement's new snitch line "VOICE" is very popular with people who secretly try to get their in-laws deported. A classic American win-win situation
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Conservatives, you might just be disappointed, new Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch could disappoint you with his stance on immigration. You will be disappoint
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another sign that John Kasich will be running as an Independent in 2020; he now says he can't support the GOP if it doesn't reform and continues to be anti-immigration
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That large thud you just heard was the heads of millions of people, including Rex Tillerson, slamming their faces into their palms
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Not sure what is more amazing: a tree-trimming company in Pennsylvania got fined $95 million for hiring illegal immigrants or that a tree-trimming company in Pennsylvania had $95 million in the first place?
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Stormfront white supremacist group with 330K members holding summit in Crossville, TN this weekend. What could possibly go right?
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Fri September 29, 2017
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Causation, correlation? School Board President in an area known for suicides makes social media post insensitive to people committing suicide. Maybe she should go into marketing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US bank execs committing fraud get golden parachutes. In Vietnam they get a firing squad
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Thu September 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian FB activity "Ranged from posts promoting Black Lives Matter to posts promoting gun rights and the Second Amendment to posts warning about the threat undocumented immigrants posed to America". In other words: "Hey, old white people...BOO"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like Jared Kushner withheld information, lied, or otherwise committed perjury when he met with the Senate
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(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Normally we don't approve of gimmick minor league baseball team names, but we will make this one exception
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Imminent danger in California: "just got an emergency alert on my phone because it's going to be slightly over 80 in SF today"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Toddler commits treason against the crown by stealing popcorn from Prince Harry. However, she was spared the usual incarceration and beheading
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So the House Science Committee apparently had a classified briefing yesterday on Russian cyber security firm, Kaspersky Labs. Time to find a new anti-virus software
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The DHS announces plans to collect "social media handles, aliases, associated identifiable information, and search results" from prospective immigrants to the US, Oh and Green card holders living in the US, oh, and naturalized citizens
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Judiciary committee: F*ck it, hey CIA, give us everything you have on what the Russians did to us in the election
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Mon September 25, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The praying mantis was clinging with its back legs to the rim of the feeder, holding its feathered catch in its front legs, and methodically chewing through the hummingbird's skull to get at the nutritious brain tissue within"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Walt Disney to Optimum: That's a nice cable business you have there. Be a shame if something happened to your ABC, ESPN and Disney programming
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Church that beats the gay out also keeps slaves and helps members commit unemployment fraud, as long as they kickback, excuse me tithe
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Sun September 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer says Trump's "damned wall" will not be the symbol American immigration is known for; it will remain the Statue of Liberty
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Sat September 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Tell them to stand': Trump lashes out at NFL commissioner, Democrats, Iran and McCain in afternoon rant
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Thu September 21, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Man caught stealing from Home Depot escapes from police by completing the redneck triathalon - driving his truck into a lake, swimming across and then running across the Interstate
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump lawyers continue their impressive track record of screwing up everything: Michael Cohen gets thrown out of private Senate Intel committee session for talking to press. Now it's a subpoena, and it'll be public
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's Public Safety Commissioner issues a blunt warning to residents of wooden houses on the island ahead of Maria's landfall :"You have to evacuate. Otherwise you're going to die, I don't know how to make this any clearer"
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Mon September 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not News: Man commits suicide. News: While sitting in his vehicle in parking structure of international airport. Fark: His body wasn't discovered until 8 months later
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Northrop Grumman is buying Orbital ATK for $7.8 billion. Orbital CEO reportedly very supportive of this transaction, swimming pools full of cash
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson says Trump prefers and loves watching television as the programming is more accurate than polling. God help us if he catches Dr. Strangelove or Red Dawn
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The cruise ship industry and US Govt. really missed the boat not coming to the people that were stranded in the Caribbean islands and Houston They could have helped dammit. No food or water doggonit . How does money work?
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mueller obtained a warrant for Facebook accounts associated with the Russian interference investigation. Meaning, he proved to a judge that there is reason to believe a crime has been committed
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Fri September 15, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You can take the Floridians out of Florida, but you can't take Florida out of Floridians. You'll just have to take their car out of the swimming pool instead
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Everyone has forgotten what Star Trek us supposed to be dammit
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Thu September 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
House intelligence committee will leave no Stone unturned
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You have to acknowledge you are guilty of a crime in order to accept a pardon, so if Trump wants to pardon himself and his children, they have to admit they committed a crime. If a prosecutor were ballsy enough, Joe's refusal to admit guilt is problematic for him
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Wed September 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If anyone should be organizing anti-immigration rallies in the US, it's Russian front groups
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Member of Trump's Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of High-Melanin Voting: "Mitch McConnell is too much of a wishy-washy, liberal, Hillaryite Obama-lover to be on this august body"
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
The widow of the Indian man murdered in Kansas in February anti-immigrant hate crime now faces deportation from US
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
State attorneys general sign up against independent commission to set political boundaries because voters cannot be trusted. Gerrymandering forever
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Hey, a Great White Shark has washed up on the beach. Should we push it back into the water?" "Nah mate, let's put it in a swimming pool instead" *cracks open can of Fosters*
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The latest thing anti-immigrant right wingers are outraged at? [Spins wheel of manufactured outrage]...why, it's automated calling systems asking you to "Press One for English"
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Sun September 10, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Dammit pet people of Florida in the way of Hurricane Irma, STOP tethering your animals to trees and leaving them there on your way out
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Sat September 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New mummies found in Luxor, positioned right in front of the slot machines
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
17-meter-tall lobster passed in at auction; sellers considering throwing in swimming pool of drawn butter
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senate Appropriations Committee decide the easiest way to deal with Trump's decision to pull out of the Paris Climate Accord is just to ignore it and continue funding anyway
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: The fraudulent "Election Integrity Commission" accuses a blue state of fake votes. News: Washington Post is able to talk to four of the accused, who refute Kobach's lies. Fark: In less than an hour
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Thu September 07, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon attacks the Catholic Church, saying they have an "economic interest" in "unlimited illegal immigration." Hmmm wasn't there another group that hated Catholics and immigrants? A whole Klan of them, in fact?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not news: Man claims he's not a football expert: WTFark: It's Roger Goodell, the COMMISSIONER OF THE NFL
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone is committing brilliant vandalism on New York City's subways
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Delta 302, it looks like the Hurricane Irma is going to be slamming Puerto Rico right about the time you're going to land. Might be a good idea to head back. Delta 302: Hold my beer
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Christian Dior and Gucci revise minimum model size from 'anorexic' to 'in need of a sammich'. Still no sign of curves
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Mon September 04, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Houston resident and DACA immigrant died while performing rescue efforts. His mother wants to pay her respects and oversee the funeral, but will be unable to do so unless Customs and Border Protection grant her a humanitarian visa
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: New Zealand shows its commitment to the fight against terrorism in Afghanistan with a 30% increase in troop strength. Fark: from 10 to 13
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Federal government sets up "immigration" roadblock along exit route from cannabis festival with drug dogs to sniff out people who overstayed their visas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While you were busy watching every boat and monster truck owning bubba within 500 miles of Houston rescue puppies, a much larger flooding tragedy is happening in India. 41,000,000 people are swimming in shiat stew, and over 1000 have already died
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(AP News)
 
 
 
62-year-old recalls swimming in something called the "Highlands Acid Pit" back when he was a kid: "My daddy talks about having bird dogs down there and to run and the acid would eat the pads off their feet. We didn't know any better"
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
President Trump to put spike through heart of DACA. Immigrant wife hobbles away on one stiletto
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Researcher bonds with over 200 ugly-ass hummingbirds who complain if their food is late or they want attention
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Thu August 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, Democrats don't think Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, the man House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy said he was convinced was on Putin's payroll, should be in charge of the House Foreign Affairs subcommittee on Russia
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Have you seen these photos of a shark swimming through Joel Osteen's megachurch?
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked quid pro quos, so I'm offering a quid pro quo to the senator chairing the committee investigating me for offering quid pro quos so you can get a bribe from me while investigating me for bribes
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Tue August 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donnie half scoop to appear before Senate judiciary committee
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's appointee to Department of Energy claims it wasn't him who called Obama's mom a porn actress and whore on website, it was actually result of 'cyber attacks and internet crimes' committed against him
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Wait .... so you're saying there were no great whites swimming on I-45, 20 ft gators on I-10 and ANTIFA shooting at the mighty Cajun Navy?
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Mon August 28, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
I visited an Arizona border town. Here's what they really think about aggressive immigration enforcement
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So, why hasn't Hurricane Harvey been called God's wrath for some terrible offense the US is committing?
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"I'm just swimming along and suddenly the lake just floods, and here I am just sitting on this woman's doorstep wondering what the hell happened," said local Texas alligator after Hurricane Harvey displaced him
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The Chevy Blazer is being brought back from the automotive graveyard, to be reborn as a ... mid-size crossover? Really, GM? Do you really think we need another mid-size crossover? THAT'S NOT A BLAZER, DAMMITALLTOHELL
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly ending DACA protections for undocumented immigrants who arrived as children in a move that will thrill white supremacists
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Fri August 25, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
New poll finds Amazon viewed more favorably than Trump. Well, sure, Trump won't deliver that five pound bag of gummi bears you drunkenly ordered at two AM
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Thu August 24, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not News: Two black men post a picture of themselves with luxury shopping bags on a bench in Italy. News: Picture goes viral, Italians rail about "lazy immigrants mooching off of the state." Fark: Said men are Samuel L Jackson and Magic Johnson
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Not news: White guy punches black guy on camera at Orange County anti-immigration rally. News: White guy is Antifa, black guy a Trump supporter. Fark: White guy says on Twitter "arrest me, LMFAO." And since you're reading about it here...
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Russian ambassador to Sudan found dead in swimming pool. Is sixth Russian diplomat to have died suddenly overseas since November. Purely coincidence right?
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Senate majority leader Yertle says Trump won't survive to the mid-term elections Damn commie. In unrelated news, Americans panic at the prospect of President Pence who might be just competent enough to push through disastrous legislation
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yeah, I saw this at my local grocery a week or two ago and I was all like, "Dude, WTF, gimmie a break"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's threat to shut down the government to secure funding for the wall have rattled the stock markets. #DAMMITDONALD
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Tue August 22, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A secluded New Jersey swimming hole is growing in popularity, sewage
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Billionaire Carl Icahn bailed on Trump because of a New Yorker article detailing his conflicts of interest and the potential that Carl acted illegally. Dammit, Carl
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Here you go, Trump's 25% that will never leave him, live and in their natural environment. It's about a six minute voicemail rant. Blames Obama and immigrants and transvestites for everything wrong in the world. Not to be missed. Sadly not satire
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are why New York can't have nice things, part DCLXIV: swimming hole edition
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Sun August 20, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump is demanding some sheriffs keep undocumented immigrants in local jails longer than is legally allowable under federal court rulings, which is both a massive civil liability and a civil rights violation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Author writes a book called "The Guilty Secret" about a writer who commits a string of murders and is never caught So, guess what just happened
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
President's Committee on the Arts and the Humanities resigns and leaves a going away message hidden in their resignation letter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In one tweet Trump spread fake history, libeled an American hero, and signaled a willingness - even eagerness - to commit war crimes. Ta da
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Thu August 17, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
After arguing immigration enforcement metrics with border patrol agent, farmer treats agent's vehicle to a free car wash. With his "honey wagon"
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
If you don't want the police to find your drug operation, don't put your alligator in the hotel swimming pool
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Application to conduct cross burning on Stone Mountain denied. Although the commission said they'd be OK if the Klan wanted to throw themselves off the top of the mountain in protest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an interesting first run of Utah's tiered primary system, a moderate - once previously a registered Democrat and whom chaired the county party committee - wins the Republican primary to replace Jason Chaffetz
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Tue August 15, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will All-American John Cena defeat that evil foreigner Jinder Mahal? Will the lone wolf Baron Corbin keep his feud up with immigrant Nakamura? Will a man control the destiny of the women's title? This just seems like bad timing. SDL USA 8pm EDT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pizzagate may not be real to you, but it's real to Liftbro's primary opponent, dammit
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(National Review)
 
 
 
"It's time to remove all confederate statues," according to those pinko, commie, hippies at....The National Review? Wait, is this a stroke? Am I having a stroke?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The best thing to do after grudgingly admitting Nazism is alive and well and committing terrorist acts on your behalf is to retweet a Pizzagate and Seth Rich conspiracy theorist
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