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177 headlines found matching 'MMI'
Thu December 25, 2014
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they called "Gitche Gumee." The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead when the drunks in a hot tub go swimming
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Wed December 24, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Video gaming could be most exciting addition to Olympics since synchronized swimming
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Tue December 23, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe aims to stop President Obama's immigration order, says he will do a handstand in the sand while wearing a bikini for as long as possible
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Sun December 21, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Obama announces his response to North Korea's involvement in the Sony hacking: He's considering assembling a fact-finding body to consider a commission to discuss plans for possibly forming a team to write a strongly-worded letter of some sort
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Fri December 19, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The government's interest in keeping firearms out of the hands of the mentally ill is not sufficiently related to depriving the mentally healthy, who had a distant episode of commitment, of their constitutional rights"
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Wed December 17, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sprint to no longer sponsor NASCAR Winston Cup Series after 2016 season, say they can't in good conscience be involved with giving Jimmie Johnson another championship
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(17)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News Main Page Headline: Federal Judge rules immigration action unconstitutional. Actual: A judge issues opinion in response to a criminal case. "Article" closes with this gem: The latest opinion was first reported by the Volokh Conspiracy blog
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(70)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
It's still real to her, dammit
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(54)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
DOD tests a bullet that can change direction. Warren Commission: "I told you so"
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Mon December 15, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember that Nets fan who was dragged from a game after removing his prosthetic leg and beating another fan with it? Yeah, he just committed suicide by jumping out a two-story window. However, his leg end will live on
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama: "Torture is terrible and we should never allow it to happen again." "What about Cheney and those that committed it?" Obama: "No more questions today, I'm late for my thing at the place with people"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Proposed UN climate deal commits 190 nations to the framework of an accord to consider agreements to meet and draft standards for subsequent productive talks on upcoming climate conferences described as "pointless, but the hookers will be top-shelf"
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Sat December 13, 2014
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Icelandic Naming Committee approves new human names Súlamít, Bláklukka, Hrafnfjörð, and Lýra, also issues warning for non-native speakers about potential to swallow their own tongue while greeting someone
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Thu December 11, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Executive action doesn't actually help reunite immigrants' families. Gracias, Obama
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(36)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British health care system will collapse unless it is propped up by a steadily increasing number of immigrants, who presumably drink less, eat better, get in fewer drunken soccer brawls and are rushed to the hospital fewer times than the average Brit
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Tue December 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House Republicans prove their commitment to governance by trying to extort an anti-birth control measure in exchange for funding the government
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(121)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, a terrorist may not admit to being a terrorist on an immigration form. Who would have guessed?
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Mon December 08, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"If you commit a crime in Russia, you can expect to be chased by Dancer or Prancer or even Rudolph: Police have been asking for a fleet of reindeer since 2012, and it looks like they are finally getting their wish"
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Fri December 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anti-immigrant activist has a plan that will make Louie Gohmert president, mixed nuts the national fruit
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(95)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Great horned owl recorded swimming in Lake Michigan. Whoo does that?
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(31)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(Williamsburg Yorktown Daily)
 
 
 
Man faces twenty years for stealing from Sunglass Hut. Thank God he didn't commit the fatal mistake of ripping off the Dipping Dots mafia
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Wed December 03, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
House unanimously passes bill, stripping Social Security benefits from illegal immigrants. Subby did not see that coming
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Tue December 02, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Actor-turned-activist Russell Brand says everything is on the table when slamming others about their opulent lifestyles, but don't you dare ask him about his house
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Sun November 30, 2014
(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
Buried in a forgotten corner of a huge government warehouse one might find a humming box containing a small report by the CBO that suggests government should get a bit smaller
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(169)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Father and son developers come over from Shanghai, want to build twin towers in beautiful downtown Tacoma, resulting in 900 generated jobs and 180 immigrant investors. "Maybe not all will live in Tacoma, but some of them might"
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Tue November 25, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ten foods that experts say are good for you that you think are gross and won't eat, like Marmite, liver, anchovies, brussels sprouts and beetroot. Have them all on the same sammich to get over a few of your food phobias at once
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(152)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
If you guessed "la la la la la can't hear you" as to how Fox News covered the House Intelligence Committee's Benghazi report, then step forward and claim your prize
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(78)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The FCC Commissioner does an AMA on Reddit. It goes about as well as you would expect it to
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(158)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Attorney for Sheriff Joe Arpaio working pro bono on Joe's lawsuit against Obama over immigration, but currently has case against him of inappropriately touching his children
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(59)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
On December 9 Jonathan Gruber will tell members of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee how stupid they are
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(151)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Noted cultural sensitivity icon Gene Simmons says immigrants should speak English and that men should remain single until they hit thirty
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dirty commies
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(19)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Was Hillary Clinton's reckless Tweet in support of Obama's reckless immigration action so reckless it may have recklessly wrecked her chances to become president? Reckless
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(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
Mia Love, the first black Republican woman elected to congress, is a strong opponent of immigration. She was also an anchor baby. Well that's awkward
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(171)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Our nation is a nation of immigrants. More than any other country, our strength comes from our own immigrant heritage and our capacity to welcome those from other lands." ~ Ronald Reagan. No really...and it gets even better
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(143)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
House GOP: We're so livid over Emperor Obama's executive actions on immigration, we're going to file suit to stop Obamacare
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Thu November 20, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan warns Obama that his executive action on immigration will cost him his chance to cut taxes for the rich
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Your official Emperor Obama immigration speech discussion thread (LGT livestream)
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(704)
 
(Pensito Review)
 
 
 
GOP senator on the legality of President's immigration order: 'Whether it's factual or perceptual, it really doesn't matter' to Republican base
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(50)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama's threat of executive action on immigration has never occurred before, except for Presidents Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush I., Clinton and Bush II
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(75)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP lawmaker's cunning plan to block Obama's planned immigration changes by defunding the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services or even shutting down the whole government is what you might call "impossible" since the Agency is self-funded
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
CBS, NBC, and ABC were not asked to air the president's speech tonight on immigration. Univision was. How should we interpret this?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
When you can't even keep your Party donkeys in line and on your trail with your unilateral immigration approach, it might just lead to bipartisan resistance to your plan
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
President Obama didn't ask the big networks for airtime, so the big networks aren't going to be carrying his immigration speech live. Obviously this is a big media conspiracy against Obama
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Wed November 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Federalist Society: "Yeah...okay, fine. You can let immigrants stay. BUT NOT THE IRISH"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
US heavy metal star, deported from Norway after drugs find, claims immigration officials fed him bread and water and would not let him pen songs from his cell
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(25)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The new college football rankings keep undefeated FSU at number 3 after Bama leaps everyone to take the top spot under the 'SEC must be ranked first' rule. In other news, the committee didn't even rank the nation's other undefeated team
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Tue November 18, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
First a climate-change denier will chair the senate environment committee, now the post office will be overseen by a man who wants it to go bankrupt. Elections have consequences, folks
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
The most followed interviews at the G20 summit are coming from: A) Reuters. B) CNN. C) bikini clad reporter Susanne Ward
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(35)
 
(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
Ever dream about ramming your car into anybody who gave you trouble? A Massachusetts woman has been living the dream
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(36)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember when President Obama said that executive action on immigration would amount to nothing less than the "dictates of a King"? All hail King Obama
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(220)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
German DJs busted for radio gimmick (possibly not safe for work)
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(7)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former Commissioner of the Mississippi Department of Corrections expressed his sorrow for taking over $1M in bribes from a private prison lobbyist. Just kidding, he showed up to court in a gold Rolex
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Sun November 16, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
California DMV now expanding hours to meet the demand of immigrants seeking licenses. Employees to go from working 25 minutes a day to an entire half hour
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Anyone born before 1985 is a 'digital immigrant' who can remember a time before the internet when we weren't constantly connected. Anyone born after 1985 is a 'digital native' and thus, the enemy
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Brave Sir Putin ran away. Bravely ran away away. When critics reared their ugly heads, he bravely turned his tail and fled U20 summit
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(177)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember last week when the GOP said they weren't going to shut down the government over budget issues? Yeah, well, they neglected to mention they plan to do it over immigration issues instead
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Obama's immigration policy plan by his own executive order is being shot down as an impeachable offense - even though everybody knows he'll never be impeached
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(186)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Life is an obscure hobo bumming a ride on the omnibus of art. Poet tells it like it is in the opening scene of Roger Corman's beatnik-goes-bonkers classic, "Bucket of Blood." Where are John, Joe, Jake, Jim, Jerk? DEAD DEAD DEAD
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(5)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
What happened to all of the Ebola-infected ISIS immigrants we were promised?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Obama to Republicans: Nobody's stopping you from passing your own immigration bill. *drops mike* *kicks door* BOO-ya, biatches
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
According to Huffingtonpost, Fox News is reporting that Obama may be ready to screw over immigrants next week. We're awaiting confirmation from AP reporting on CNN reporting on Reuters reporting on your mother last night
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
"Banks do not commit crimes; bankers, executives, supervisors and traders do, yet not one single executive is being punished individually and none of the banks even have to admit wrongdoing or disclose the details of their misconduct"
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Wed November 12, 2014
(TED)
 
 
 
Some commie, err plutocrat, warns that we need to support and build our middle class before it becomes pitchfork and torch time
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(97)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"The Alabama Securities Commission advises you against investing in marijuana companies or bitcoins"
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(61)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Broadband internet providers must be regulated as common carriers and held to net neutrality standards" according to noted dirty pinko Commie socialist Justice Antonin Scalia
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(121)
 
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
The best three-ingredient sammich that is possible for humans to make
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(28)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Starting next week NYC cops will treat weed like an ordinary speeding ticket. Starting this week, top cop Commissioner Bratton looks to have dipped into the bag a little early
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(37)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lock-picking parrot jimmies two car doors in bid for freedom. With pic. Beautiful plumage
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama's threats on immigration have already poisoned the well so much that its poison may affect his attorney general pick's confirmation, which would have otherwise sailed completely smoothly through Congress with no problems whatsoever
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mennonite Committee revokes the credentials of a retired pastor that officiated at his son's wedding back in June. Committee says they would have acted sooner, but word travels a lot slower by carrier pigeon
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(22)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You destroy the Internet with the FCC commissioner you have, not the FCC commission you want or wish you had
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(87)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Chairwoman of the Russian Parliamentary Commission on Woman's Affairs proposes mailing every Russian citizen a vial of Vladimir Putin's semen to breed an elite master race of supersoldiers. Russia denies the story, which proves it's true
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(50)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
9,000-year-old mummified bison found, will be examined by researchers and then returned to the local Sizzler
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(7)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Having solved the economy, ISIS, Ukraine, healthcare, immigration, and tax reform; the GOP are going after the worst thing out of all those: the EPA
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(229)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Maryland Child Services: We don't care that what you just did with your kids is 100% legal within the law. We choose what the law should mean, we're CPS dammit
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(166)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
As Elizabeth Warren moves her office to the Senate broom closet and jockeys for a position on the federal lunch tray oversight subcommittee, her supporters say she was the real winner Tuesday
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(332)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama has lost 70 seats since taking office - more than the number of illegal immigrants who cross the border on a daily basis
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(122)
 
(Pierce Pioneer)
 
 
 
Much like naked fraternity brothers, hummingbirds like to duel with their beaks during mating season
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dammit, Alabama passed Sharia law ban. Now where am I going to force people to worship Jesus or get crucified?
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(157)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Remember Senator Inhofe (R) calling climate change "the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people" and comparing the Environmental Protection Agency to the GeStaPo? Guess who will be the next chair of the Senate's Environment Committee
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(270)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
What you learn after hanging out with George RR Martin for 801 minutes. Goddammit. That's 801 minutes he could have spent FINISHING THE DAMN BOOK
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(38)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ABC didn't anticipate parents letting their children watch Scandal after It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown; therefore, the network opened Scandal with a sex scene and is now trying to justify their programming choice
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(127)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Michigan State professors completely ignore creationist summit. "We don't debate evolution because it's not debatable. It's like debating the existence of Canada"
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(161)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NBA Commissioner says there will be no work stoppage in 2017. Apparently the season now goes so long it's impossible to tell when the 2016 season will end and 2018 begins
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(25)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
71% of all new jobs in New Hampshire have gone to immigrants. Apparently it's hard to find Americans who are willing to sit and wait two months to fill a bucket with sap dripping from a maple tree
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(70)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
French town surrenders, bans anyone over the age of 12 from dressing up as a clown for Halloween to avoid crimes committed by "evil clowns"
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(25)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Remember how your grandmother refused to let you leave the table until you had eaten all your bread crust because she said that was the healthiest part of the bread? Dammit, she was right
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(43)
 
(Betabeat)
 
 
 
Begun, the programming wars have
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(34)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Space station astronauts could soon be swimming in their own poop after rocket that was supposed to carry all their waste back to earth blows up on lauchpad
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(93)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Mayor commissions second investigation into Tasmanian devil death. Bugs Bunny wanted for questioning
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(30)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more cities outlaw free food for the poor because it makes them dependent. 47% of Americans seen hemming and hawing in the corner
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(130)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Ever wonder about the real crime committed by your loudmouth cellmate?
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(13)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
How fat are we? Makers of crash test dummies are developing 'fat' models because obese people are 78% more likely to die in a crash. Mmmm mmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmm mmmm mmmmmm
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(42)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Tucker the pig loses planning commission vote, now realizes he should have promised more pork for the commissioners
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(9)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Republicans catch Latino voter not committing voter fraud
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(75)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Boomer Esiason named commissioner of Feline Football League, says no clawing or performance enhancing catnip incidents will slip by on his watch
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(12)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Out of the 18 one loss teams left in college football, about 15 of them have a chance to make the college football playoffs. The good news is that all of those teams will face off with each other. Otherwise, good luck selection committee
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Mon October 20, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til a city commissioner gets drunk and punches a 66-year-old man
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(10)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Murrieta Mayor, who encouraged his constituents to protest and block buses full of immigrant children because they posed a public threat, demonstrates what a public threat might look like
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(148)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After spending a stressful week dealing with ISIS and Ebola, Obama spend yesterday golfing with Tony Kornheiser for the fourth time in the last five months. Dammit, I said stressful. WON'T SOMEONE CONSIDER THE BURDENS OF HIS OFFICE
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(181)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Is there any hope for the NFL's bottom feeders? Well, the owners do love Commissioner Goodell, so I think he's safe
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(6)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(Motorsports Talk)
 
 
 
NASCAR down to its last chance to find a way to give Jimmie Johnson a championship this season
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(137)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Hey, we found some people that won't "b-b-b-b-Bush" everything: The senate intelligence committee releasing a report on CIA torture
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(52)
 
(Travel Channel)
 
 
 
Austria's Starkenberger Brewery updates production methods, no longer needing the giant fermentation pools, they convert them into beer filled swimming pools that you can rent out
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(10)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
On second thought, I really don't feel like swimming today
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(34)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Thanks to our ankle monitor technology we always have the exact location of the dangerous Islamist we caught. Right now for example he is in *checks laptop*...Syria? Dammit"
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(31)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Report released by the Commies at the Defense Department warns that climate change threatens to intensify global instability, while undermining U.S. military readiness. Congress set to disregard the findings, and block its recommendations
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(59)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize for Economics goes to Frenchman who helped governments crack down on corporations being assholes. Nobel committee to rest of the world: DO YOU GET IT?
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Mon October 13, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian Prime Minister vows to "shirtfront" Vladimir Putin at G20 summit
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(44)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Man feeds wild orphan hummingbird just in time for Hummaturday... Hummunday... oh, just watch the video, it's cute
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(20)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Townsfolk of Roy, Wash. have been mildly terrorised by a man on a week-long acid trip. George Jacobson broke into homes and made confused demands - including a sammich and a trip to McDonald's - while babbling about being on a 'spiritual journey'"
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(48)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
If the Doctor thought dealing with mummies squishing people between their manboobs was bad in Pyramids of Mars, he's going to hate dealing with the Mummy on the Orient Express on tonight's Doctor Who at 9 PM on BBC America
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(85)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dammit Pronger
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(33)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC cancels nearly all of its reality programming in favor of more scripted shows. 600-pound tattooed dwarf trucker beauty pageant queens with unusually large families concerned at this trend away from reality shows
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Thu October 09, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a sammich that cures hangovers: "You're going to have to employ your survivalist skills to make a sandwich when hungover, but be comforted by the thought that it will sort you out nicely." What's your go-to hangover cure?
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Tue October 07, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps suspended by USA Swimming for being dumber than Ryan Lochte
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(35)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The 13 most memorable quotes from famous novels. "Dammit Caleb, I'm as Amish as you are, but if we don't destroy that nuclear sub there won't BE a Pennsylvania to go back to," not among them
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(32)
 
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell demands National Breast Cancer Foundation declare October as "NFL Awareness Month" "Tit for tat, ladies," says league commissioner
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(45)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Netflix is offering paid travel gigs for people interested in Instagramming their way across the US
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(9)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Could you and your significant other commit to having sex every day, for 30 days? Well, that's the challenge taken by 40,000 Australian couples
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(108)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Tom Morello shows what a jerk he is by whining about and slamming a restaurant too full to let him and his entourage in. Restaurant owner's smackdown is epic
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(150)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps arrested for DUI after swimming in booze
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(31)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Netflix commissions Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon sequel directed by famed martial arts choreographer Yuen Wo-Ping, starring Michelle Yeoh, and including Donnie Yen and Jason Scott Lee. Will you be watching CTHD 2 Electric Boogaloo?
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(53)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Carlton Cuse says that the return of Lost is "imminent"
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(94)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
City commissioner claims his privacy was violated when caught downloading racist, sexual material onto city-provided iPad. Luckily he's an elected official, not just a city employee who'd be fired for such
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(55)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
US military is so desperate for bodies that it is now enlisting undocumented illegal immigrants
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(85)
 


Thu September 25, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck calls convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza a political prisoner, even though convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza isn't going to prison for the felony convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza was convicted of committing
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(133)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
While it's understandable that, as a teacher, you may fantasize about programming robots to kill all your students, it's not a good idea to share that fantasy with them
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(51)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Forget the NSA, FBI, Homeland Security... It's the CRTC you should be worried about, yes, the Canadian Radio and Telecommunications Committee
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(29)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NFL fantasy owners who were slamming Brandon Marshall via Twitter are confused and angered by the fact Brandon Marshall was responding to their tweets during Monday night's game
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(60)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
If going on a drunken rampage through a church and swimming half-naked in the holy water is wrong, then I don't want to be right
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Humane Society accuses Kohl's of committing a faux pas because they are selling jackets labelled as being trimmed with faux fur, only the fur ain't so faux
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(44)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
With a depth of a 12-story building, dive into the deepest (and scariest) swimming pool in the world
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(31)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welcome to the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology. Remedial knowledge of science, space and/or technology need not apply
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(251)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Stephen King and J.J. Abrams travel to a time when Hulu creates original programming
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(57)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If all the Heaven's Gate cult members committed suicide in 1997, who's keeping their website running? [cue dramatic music sting, followed by haunting melody]
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(79)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Only Joey "The Bird" Biden could praise Bob Packwood as the kind of GOP senator he missed in Washington, in a speech before Democratic National Committee's Women's Leadership Forum and emerge alive
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(64)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Vick thinks NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is doing 'a great job' and that everyone should quit hounding him already
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(19)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Rural Hawaii residents breathe sigh of relief as lava flow misses their neighborhood on the outskirts of the town... that it's heading straight for the middle of. Dammit
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(48)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What California would look like without illegal immigrants. Well, it would have no farms for one
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(68)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
For some inexplicable reason, Republican-supported political action committee airs ads bashing person who isn't running for election
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Tue September 16, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
115,000 people to be kicked off the Obamacare rolls at the end of the month. Republicans rush to the podium to denounce this travesty and...wait, it's 115,000 undocumented immigrants? Oh, never mind. Time for a fundraiser, where's the SUV parked?
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(56)
 
(World Science Festival)
 
 
 
Still think the best witness is an eyewitness? Well, we've got some bad news for you, especially if you ever get accused of a crime you didn't commit
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(75)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen our commissioner? He's about six feet tall, rather cowardly and doesn't think things all the way through. If found, please remove foot from his mouth and stick him in front of a camera
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(54)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Icelandic government commission concludes legendary lake monster Lagarfljótsormurinn is completely real after analyzing the video evidence
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(15)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The NFL comes to the realization that they might need to change their moderating guidelines. Drew for Commish?
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(28)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza's actions after being convicted of a felony prove that convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza is not contrite about the felony convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza was convicted of committing
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Thu September 11, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
U.S. milk prices hit a record high. Distributors immediately accused of doing a little skimming off the top
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(59)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you can't commit yourself to watching a complete, 10-hour Amish barn raising, here one is in four minutes
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(49)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Fartbongo's plans for Iraq, Syria and his Fall wardrobe live from the 19th hole. It's your Official Presidential Address Thread (9pm for you commies on the east coast, 6pm for you commies on the west coast)
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(569)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
NFL looking for new commissioner
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(561)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dominatrix speaking at Canadian Senate committee threatens to out politicians who use sex services if new backwards arse Conservative prostitution bill goes through. In other news, Fark desperately in need of "Oh Snap" tag
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(77)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
The Ukraine crisis may have re-energised Nato's interest in Europe, but its future lies in closed-off cliquey meetings between key players, rather than grand self-congratulatory summits
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(28)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Vancouver city officials would like reassure the public that they did not commission the anatomically-correct statue of Satan which was, um, 'erected' along Grandview highway last night (not safe for work)
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly all good jobs now require a college degree, including anesthesiologist ($234,950 annually), executive director of the San Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency ($294,000), and NFL Commissioner ($44 million)
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(30)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Stephen King and an English teacher discuss grammar, sentence diagramming, and proper utility of the Oxford comma
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(46)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The fallout over the Ray Rice video continues as more and more people are asking one simple question: What did Commissioner Goddell know, and when did he know it?
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(178)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
In 1968, a Soviet submarine exploded and sank three miles to the ocean floor. The U.S. found it, and commissioned a spy ship from Howard Hughes to bring it up
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wrestling: It's still real to me AND the Olympic committee
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(15)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ruben Navarrette: I know what will get immigration reform done - elect the GOP. Hey, stop laughing, I'm being serious here you know
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(77)
 
(DNA India)
 
 
 
Nagging injuries may force WWE superstar John Cena into early retirement, because those injuries are real to him, dammit
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(163)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NBA commissioner predicts sports gambling will be legal in all 50 states before smoking pot is
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(17)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chuck Todd goes through the fluffy motions with President Obama on Meet the Press for their first interview. For about thirty seconds; then, he started pressing the President to answer questions about his lack of immigration reform
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(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby's friend is swimming the English Channel today to raise money for charity. Please help spread the word to raise a bit of money for a good cause
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(2)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UK to Scotland: Oh, yeah. If you want independence then we will make a massive border fence, armed border guards, strict immigration controls and border checkpoints. because we are a bunch of two year olds
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(228)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What's your favorite song? Difficulty: just link one, not 115. Make up your minds and commit to something for once in your lives
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(57)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Canadian university shows commitment to free speech by banning its own campus newspaper from reporting on university sports teams
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(17)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The NFL holds strong to its commitment against domestic violence. Just kidding, Ray McDonald has been cleared to play this weekend
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Wed September 03, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Boehner tells Barack Obama to try and kick the immigration reform football again, promises he won't pull it away at the last second this time
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(50)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
63% Oppose Obama Executive Order On Immigration
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(105)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Mets commit six errors. (Yes, you read that correctly) Terry Collins: "It [wasn't] a big league baseball game, I can tell you that"
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(15)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Putin ups the ante by telling European Commission that "I Can Take Kiev In Two Weeks If I Want"
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(317)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(KETK Tyler)
 
 
 
GCA's and Geo Group's stocks have soared in value since the end of July. What do these companies do? Well, they run for-profit prisons with empty beds and expecting a windfall out of undocumented adult and child immigrants
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(22)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is World Bacon Day, and every bacon sammich you eat takes one hour off your life. Fortunately, all those hours come off the end, so eat up
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(48)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell admits he was wrong about Ray Rice, announces lifetime ban for repeat domestic violence offenders. Just kidding, he... no, wait. That actually IS what he did. Huh
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(112)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
And now for no reason at all, here's every "goddammit" from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" in chronological order
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(13)
 

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