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Headlines matching 'MMA'
Sat February 11, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Emma Watson wears sheer red lace dress to Lancome party. This is relevant to your interests  (dailymail.co.uk) (112)


Fri February 10, 2012
(The Week) Cool The military has an ugly new mule-like robot that will be taught to respond to commands like "sit" and "come here"  (theweek.com) (30)


Tue February 07, 2012
(wptv.com) Florida After days of meticulous planning, man pounces out of bush to chase after ex-wife, douses her with flammable liquid yelling, "I'm gonna kill you"... then stumbles and becomes engulfed in flames. (Early Darwin nominee)  (wptv.com) (73)
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing 14 Dickens masterpieces summarized in 140 characters or less. #pleasecanihavesomemore   (mirror.co.uk) (26)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Obama's Dilemma: how to dissuade Israel from bombing Iran without alienating pro-Israeli voters in November. So, the Obama admin has told Israel that the U.S. won't support an attack on Iran... quietly  (ipsnews.net) (247)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Some mma fan) Cool UFC 143 ppv discussion thread Will a Nick Diaz win over Carlos Condit make him seem like less of a douche or more ? Will Roy Nelson find Fabricio Werdum more than he can stomach or find him delicious? Prelims on FX 8pm EST  (mmamania.com) (832)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Variety) Sad Erotic filmmaker Zalman King dies at 69  (variety.com) (51)


Thu February 02, 2012
(The Province) Spiffy The Province finds FARK'S clever MMA headline to be the hit of the week  (theprovince.com) (0)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Ironic 20 common grammar mistakes even the grammar nazis get wrong  (litreactor.com) (360)
(Seattle Times) Cool Seattle Times gives Fark a shout out for this gem. "How to avoid a concussion in an MMA fight. Step 1: Don't be in an MMA fight"  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (1)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Deadspin) Dumbass How to avoid a concussion in an MMA fight. Step 1: Don't be in an MMA fight  (deadspin.com) (43)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting Best interview question ever? "When you're doing fight scenes with Ewan McGregor, did you ever start to think about a Star Wars prequel? You know, 'I could punch him in the face now and it would be called an accident'"  (denofgeek.com) (41)
(Mother Jones) Scary Defense Security: "The President decides who is a terrorist and if they should be killed". Keyboard commandos outraged, delete any pre-2009 comments agreeing with this concept  (motherjones.com) (335)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Daily Mail) Caturday Gemma the cat undergoes surgery to remove a huge tumor from her stomach - which turned out to be a hairball that weighed almost a half a pound. Your cat wants a good brushing on Caturday  (dailymail.co.uk) (968)


Wed January 25, 2012
(The Sun) Obvious Lepers criticize Wallace & Gromit filmmakers over leprosy joke. Oh, c'mon, pull yourselves together  (thesun.co.uk) (47)
(Starpulse) Interesting Emma Roberts to play a sex-shop employee in her nex-- REALLY? Everyone clicked already?  (starpulse.com) (54)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine US Army officer confirms that team of US commandos are nearing the Iranian border. Also adds that they will cross the border at 32°11' 4" N by 53°5'12" E at exactly 11:34 Zulu right near that great ambush spot  (news.yahoo.com) (67)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Not news: Small, furry mammal discovered on NYC subway. News: It's an oppossum, not a rat. Fark: Officials say it's the first time a wild animal has ever been found on the subway  (democratandchronicle.com) (24)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Some Naked Guy) Obvious Police mistake Emma Thompson for a naked man. AWKWARD  (huffingtonpost.co.uk) (33)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Huffington Post) Sad Gay filmmaker who shot "It Gets Better" video last month decides that it doesn't  (huffingtonpost.com) (464)
(Des Moines Register) Fail The rising number of hazing incidents--including a recent one where wrestlers sodomized teammates with jump rope--are worrying coaches. Not because it's illegal and disgusting, but because it sullies the storied history of their teams  (desmoinesregister.com) (55)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Some Fight Card) Spiffy UFC 142 discussion thread. Can Chad Mendes steal the Featherweight title from José Aldo? Unlikely, but this sure beats Strikeforce or watching Timmmmaaaay get T-boned. Fights start at 7pm ET  (ufc.com) (485)


Tue January 10, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing Tebow's victory, as summarized by the Taiwanese. Nailed it  (youtube.com) (52)
(Houston Chronicle) Cool Who's the U-Boat Commander?  (blog.chron.com) (16)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Wikipedia) PSA Fribbidy dibbidy namma drooba dribba ging drog 45 muuuu birdday yeaaaaa  (en.wikipedia.org) (55)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Huffington Post) Asinine Hey, Chik-fil-A. Imma let you finish, but Papa John's has the best Asian slur on a customer receipt of all time. OF ALL TIME  (huffingtonpost.com) (287)


Sat January 07, 2012
(BBC) Hero If you're going to try and mug an 84 year-old ex-boxer, you'd better bring more than a commando knife, youngster  (bbc.co.uk) (35)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Some Dippity Do Head) Followup 'Body language expert' with Dippity Do hairdo analyzes video - confirms that Casey Anthony is vain, lonely, immature, and trying to be sexy  (wtsp.com) (58)
(truTV) Amusing "Both my therapist and parole officer say I'm ready for a roommate again." (Powerwalks away)  (trutv.com) (15)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup Best Korea names Kim Jong-un Supreme Commander, Emperor of Mars, and Grand Poobah of the Water Buffalo  (news.yahoo.com) (80)


Thu December 29, 2011
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Sad Marshall Ward, Navy commander during Cuban Missile Crisis, dead at 89. He is perhaps best known for piloting his ship 100 yards away from a Soviet vessel to inspect its cargo at the height of the standoff  (signonsandiego.com) (43)
(Some Guy) Amusing Wall Street Journal reviews the most-read stories of 2011. In summary, Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Borders Microsoft. Android teeth-gnashing to the right  (appleinsider.com) (18)


Tue December 27, 2011
(AZCentral) Amusing If you think it's funny to hide outside your roommate's bathroom and make barking sounds as she comes out, then you better also be laughing when she kicks you repeatedly in the face  (azcentral.com) (27)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Yahoo) Fail Worrying: You are commanding a US Navy vessel and maneuver to avoid hitting a trawler. Bad: You don't see the freighter now in your path: Embarrassing: The freighter sees you and moves out of the way: Fark: You are in a sub  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (123)


Fri December 23, 2011
(National Geographic) Interesting Ever wonder why aquatic mammals don't get the bends? Apparently, they do  (newswatch.nationalgeographic.com) (17)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange 9mm mouse hunting & wounded roommate & a 13 yr old girlfriend. The Fark crime trifecta hits in Taylorville, UT  (ksl.com) (81)


Tue December 20, 2011
(NPR) Obvious NPR readers would ratify four amendments to the Constitution, which can be summarized as "they want it to read 'We the people' instead of 'We the corporations'"  (npr.org) (242)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Former Redskins QB Mark Rypen's daughter threw three TDs in her first lingerie league start. It looks like Dan Snyder has found Sexy Rexy's replacement  (lostlettermen.com) (41)


Sat December 17, 2011
(USA Today) Interesting Former Ark./USC QB Mitch Mustain's Mom to meet with the Commandant of the Marine Corps to determine if her son's "no-huddle spread offense" is a good fit for the Marines' "Locate, Close With, and Destroy" offense  (usatoday.com) (20)
(Kamloops Daily News) Spiffy Kamloops (Canada) Daily News reviews the top sports stories of the week and uses FARK's Albert Pujols headline as a perfect summation of the recent trade  (kamloopsnews.ca) (0)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Japan Times) Cool Lost: 10+ ostriches. Large birds, temperament unknown. Please do not feed or approach. If sighted, contact the Fukushima Nuclear Exclusion Zone commander immedia---+++ATH0+++   (japantimes.co.jp) (47)
(Some Guy) Florida Man arrested for sex with roommate's three-year-old Chihuahua. Sorry, but bestiality in Florida was so last year. Seriously, It was legal last year  (wptv.com) (118)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Some Evader) Strange US European Command requires traveling speakers to undergo Survival, Evasion, Resistance, Escape (SERE) training before visiting dangerous, exotic locations like Edinburgh, Scotland  (cnas.org) (69)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Miami Herald) Sad "Pierce Brosnan, continuing the bloody war on his own career he began with Mamma Mia..." Has there ever been a TV adaptation of a Stephen King novel that was any good?  (miamiherald.com) (202)


Fri December 09, 2011
(The Gang) Asinine MMA fighter fired for Tweeting joke from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", to be sent to rehab with Sinbad and Rob Thomas  (mmajunkie.com) (85)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Some Mullet Guy) Ironic Man plows his sweet-ass Camaro into "Booze It And Lose It" mobile command center. Alcohol was involved. (with picture goodness)  (charlotteobserver.com) (71)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine School puts up Ten Commandments display. Student complains, prompts ACLU to file lawsuit. Of course, the school wants to force the court to release the student's name and are calling him a "coward" for remaining anonymous  (roanoke.com) (411)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Science teacher "rewards" class for doing well by performing a chemistry experiment that involves flammable liquid and fire. How could this possibly go wrong?  (minnesota.cbslocal.com) (55)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Kotaku) Spiffy Obsidian to develop South Park RPG. Pundits can't decide whether the game will be more immature or premature  (kotaku.com) (75)
(Some Guy) Followup Christmas gamma ray burst was either a supernova or aliens. I'm not saying it's aliens, but  (tgdaily.com) (14)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Discover) Interesting The lifespan of every mammal is 1.5 billion heartbeats, more or less  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (58)
(CNN) Obvious Gingrich meets privately with South Carolina pastors. Guess how many of these traditional-values leaders asked Newt about his tendency to treat the Seventh Commandment as strictly optional   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (78)
(Sporting News) Interesting Ray Lewis may not make the cut for next week's game. He'll be there to cover for his teammates from the sidelines as they take a stab at their next divisional foe  (aol.sportingnews.com) (21)


Sat November 26, 2011
(CNN) Sad CNN does a summary of the Black Friday incidents. Bonus quote: "most of the reported incidents [happened] at or near Walmart stores." Tag is for humanity  (edition.cnn.com) (70)


Thu November 24, 2011
(News.com.au) Amusing Musical maturity: Justin Bieber decides to sing live, not lip sync. Musical immaturity: Promptly forgets the words to 'Santa Claus Is Coming To Town'  (news.com.au) (32)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Boston.com) PSA When you go to Thanksgiving dinner, be sure to share this advice with your parent, in-law, sister, roommate's mom, or whoever. Report back to Fark on Friday  (boston.com) (113)
(The Daily Press) Followup Fetal personhood bill aborted in Mississippi looking for immaculate re-conception in Virgin(ia)  (dailypress.com) (94)
(CBC) Asinine Just when you thought that having your house burn down was the worst thing that could happen, thieves rummage through the remains and steal your parents' ashes  (cbc.ca) (26)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Fox Sports) Cool UFC 139 - Shogun vs. Henderson KO fest may last slightly longer than 64 seconds. At the very least, there will be more than one fight on TV. Internet prelims on now, Free TV fights on at 8 PM ET, and main card at 9  (msn.foxsports.com) (368)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Followup Cowboys cheerleader won't get pink slip. She's going commando now?  (bleacherreport.com) (18)
(Discover) Interesting Did parasites drive human evolution? Let's ask your roommate  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (10)


Wed November 16, 2011
(AZCentral) Strange Tips for getting along with your roommates: 1) Always pay your bills on time. 2) Don't let your dishes pile up in the sink. 3) Give your roommates a heads up before leaving a severed bison head on a decorative rock in the front yard  (azcentral.com) (56)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool In a fight that's sure to last longer than their first bout shown on Fox, UFC sues New York in an effort to overturn ban on live MMA fights  (hollywoodreporter.com) (51)
(The Sun) Followup I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but its baby momma ain't its baby momma any more  (thesun.co.uk) (62)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Bethlehem) Ironic The Immaculate Infection. Pamela Anderson to portray the Virgin Mary  (toronto.com) (26)


Mon November 14, 2011
(The Sun) Fail "Sex quiz cricket ace in hotel suicide leap." The Sun is there, with a grammatically questionable headline  (thesun.co.uk) (25)


Fri November 11, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting Researchers in Britain to build 1830s Babbage Analytical Engine to answer the question: Did an eccentric mathematician named Charles Babbage conceive the first programmable computer?  (nytimes.com) (72)


Thu November 10, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Hey Orange County, Imma let you finish, but Jefferson County had the largest municipal bankruptcy of all time  (businessweek.com) (32)


Wed November 09, 2011
(io9) Sad For the first time in 75 years, an entire genus of mammal is on the brink of extinction. Bon appétit  (io9.com) (75)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Starpulse) Sappy Emma Watson spotted with new boyfriend. THREE POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR  (starpulse.com) (35)
(People Magazine) Followup Muhammad Ali urges Joe Frazier to stick and move against liver cancer  (people.com) (22)


Fri November 04, 2011
(TSN) Followup NBA players continue to keep busy during lockout by playing in college scrimmages, working out at local gyms, marrying & divorcing Kardashians  (tsn.ca) (19)
(USA Today) Amusing The Atheist Ten Commandments  (usatoday.com) (409)
(Telegraph) Scary French satirical magazine goes where South Park feared to tread, proudly announces the Prophet Muhammad would be editor-in-chief of this week's issue. Molotovarity ensues  (telegraph.co.uk) (189)


Wed November 02, 2011
(CBC) Interesting Humans not to blame for all Ice Age mammals' demise. Just the tasty ones  (cbc.ca) (7)


Mon October 31, 2011
(NYPost) Interesting Dead Moammar Khadafy had an unlikely pen pal, a retired Jewish florist from Brooklyn who had been writing to him since the 1960's. The florists last letter was returned to him unopened, probably because Khadafy was a little busy lately  (nypost.com) (70)


Fri October 28, 2011
(The Sun) Sappy Are you looking for pictures of adorable sea mammals? I otter bring your attention to this link  (thesun.co.uk) (36)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Some Irish Guys) Strange What did LeBron James and Muammar Gaddafi have in commmon?  (thescore.ie) (37)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Time) Obvious Libyans have listened to the carefully voiced concerns of the world's bleeding hearts, have deliberately weighed the ramifications of their actions, and have an answer: We don't give a flying fark how Muammar Gaddafi died  (time.com) (212)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad On the internet people are debating whether the Gaddafi death pictures are too graphic. I just want him not to decompose before he stars in Weekend at Moammar's  (huffingtonpost.ca) (60)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass If your house is "infested with demons" call an exterminator or an exorcist or an exorcisterminator, whatever, just don't kidnap your roommate's children  (bellinghamherald.com) (33)
(Hartford Courant) Amusing Hall of Fame women's basketball coach Geno Auriemma calls out Notre Dame and kicks Touchdown Jesus right in the lady-parts  (courant.com) (21)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Sun Guy) Obvious ♫ We lie in the sun 'til we get melanoma. The lights are all on but there's nobody homma. Got lumps on our skin bigger than the metrodoma. Heyyy Melanoma. ♫  (dc101.com) (57)
(Reuters) NewsFlash Libyan rebels claim to have captured Muammar Gaddafi (Update: Gaddafi now reported dead)  (reuters.com) (lots)


Wed October 19, 2011
(CNN) Scary NASA says one-third of the things out in space that are bombarding Earth with gamma rays are classified as "damned if we know"  (lightyears.blogs.cnn.com) (39)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Huffington Post) Obvious Writer sues Hangover Part 2 filmmakers for using Find Word and Replace  (huffingtonpost.com) (12)

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