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351 headlines found matching 'MIT'
Sat September 24, 2016
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Internet addiction linked to mental health issues. I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I JUST NEED TO SUBMIT ONE MORE ARTICLE
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Fri September 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS has a navy. At least when subby submitted this they did
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Internet pioneer Vinton Cerf says his biggest regret is not going 128 bits from Day One, admits he wouldn't have gotten away with it because everyone believed 32-bit IP addresses were enough for everyone
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump committed perjury. Or he looked into the faces of the Republican faithful and knowingly lied. There is no third option"
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Newtown teacher gets permit for gun after nonstop death threats from conspiracy theorists claiming Sandy Hook never happened, then forgets to lock it in his car and brings it on school grounds, where guns are banned
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Energy expert on Trump's plan to seize Iraq's oil as a reimbursement for our military commitments: "it's hard to overstate the stupidity of this idea"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The new Ford GT prototype is so advanced its drivers can reach twice the posted speed limit in Colorado
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Building a new mosquito could end malaria. Do it now, dammit. DO IT NOW
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Break out the dynamite. The dead humpback whale that washed up on an Oregon beach then floated off with the high tide is back again
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Tue September 20, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Iconic basketball coach Larry Brown not ready to retire, wants to coach East Hampton High School boys team and commit recruiting violations there
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
A review of British beard and hair trends, region by region. "Belfast boys are channelling the likes of Hugh Jackman and Paul Rudd, with 36% admitting to having untameable chest hair"
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(Charlottesville Tomorrow)
 
 
 
Traffic engineer tells boss that city's speed limits are too low. City reacts immediately by deleting engineer's report
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Bad: Losing to the Red Sox, causing your team to drop yet another game behind them in the chase for the division. Worse: Losing to Rick Porcello. DAMMIT O'S, YOU'RE NOT THE FLIPPIN' YANKS
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
First member of Royal Family to come out as gay, Lord Ivar, is living with a "airline cabin services director". Now that is some really farked up shiat there: "airline cabin services director". He's a steward, dammit. Why can't the English
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It turns out that men with, ahem less sexual prowess than submitter, perform better when a spotlight is shining on them...literally
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
What happens if you throw a global summit, invite world leaders, and no one shows? Ask the president of Venezuela
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Snollygoster mods rejecting my submissions, now dreaded uhtceare interrupts my slooming until driven to obsessively gogoozling submissions queue while all these bloody Trumpmumpsimus headlines wamblecropt Fark. TL;DR : Submitted with better headline
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Fri September 16, 2016
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Shocking absolutely nobody, the media admits Trump is just trolling them, but they just can't resist that delicious bait
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Missouri GOP overrides veto, passes law that eliminates all gun control laws. So if you're a violent criminal with a record or a domestic abuser and want to own guns and concealed carry with no permit or training, it's your lucky day
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
It is actually easier to stop drinking cold turkey than trying to limit or control your alcoholism
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Kentucky politicians and citizens realize they made a huge mistake by voting for Bevin, admit the third party option was smarter and now want to impeach the threat-making Republican
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
New Jersey police seize $171 from a man during a drug bust under civil asset forfeiture law. The same law permits him to challenge the seizure...for a fee of $175
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Virginia DOT reminds drivers that although the posted speed limit is 70, the real speed limit is 80 and this time we mean it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL: The plan is to further limit kickoff returns. Belichick: I have altered your plan. Pray I don't alter it any further
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Wed September 14, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oldest man in the world, a 112-year-old Holocaust survivor, finally gets to celebrate bar mitzvah 99 years late
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you get locked out of your 10th floor apartment you have two choices - either call a locksmith or climb all the way up to the window. Yes, one option is clearly better than the other
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Former head of Ethical Society of Police admits to ethics-free loan
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Admit to it. We've all done it, and those who say they don't are liars. I'm talking, of course, about trolling Craigslist. Share your best trolls
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Tue September 13, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ohio Mayor who "dedicated his life to Christ" admits raping 4-year-old, blames victim as a "willing participant"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Abby Wambach admits to abusing alcohol and prescription drugs for years after being arrested for it in April
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Kevin Pillar uses the center field wall to do an uncanny imitation of the classic motivational cat poster "Hang in there, Baby"
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Mon September 12, 2016
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
In the sequel to Concussion, Will Smith will be replaced by a human-sized weeble wobble
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fark gets the last word on a story about the yoga teacher who let bar mitzvah boys fondle her new boobs
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Inforum)
 
 
 
Because its far more important to arrest the journalist documenting dogbite assaults on protestors rather the personnel actually committing assault on the protesters
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Some normie doesn't think the Starship Enterprise belongs in the Smithsonian. Probably just fine with the Millennium Falcon
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Fri September 09, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Strokes found to be triggered by vomiting, sneezing, turning your head or hickeys. Especially hickeys
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Author's solution to ending crime, extortion and the 'underground economy' is getting rid of all dollar bills larger than $10. "Scaling back the use of cash is a far more humane way to limit immigration than building barbed-wire fences"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers claim by 2040 robots and computers will commit more crime than humans
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hava nagila, have two nagilas, said the yoga teacher, who let two boys touch her breasts at Bar Mitzvah
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide after admitting on Facebook that he had killed his son and shot his ex-wife and was on his way to kill his in-laws. Police investigating anyone who liked that post
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Porsche calls Australia's Northern Territory a 'nanny state' after it imposes speed limits on its roads
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Federal government: We have altered the boundary of Yosemite National Park. Pray we do not alter if further
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Montel Williams admits he's turned to dealing drugs to survive
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mittens wants Johnson onstage
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have to keep a limited social media profile because I've been a stalking victim for quite some time. I am happily engaged, but my fiancé's sister ignores my repeated pleas and keeps posting photos of me online. What should I do?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet John Trump. Donald's uncle was an MIT prof who helped develop the Van de Graaff generator, was a radar pioneer and tried to cure cancer
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(Del Boy)
 
 
 
The British auto company Morgan to produce a three-wheel electric car as a Limited Edition. To be named 1909 just to emphasize how it fits into the evolution of the automobile
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man arrested after sending his dog and a gun through the security screening x-ray. Your dog wants a carry permit
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Mariners held a Bark at the Park night, so naturally there was a dog with a green mohawk. Just another canine committed to the rock and roll lifestyle
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
For the first time since World War II--which has been 75 years and 20 elections--The Dallas Morning News endorses a Democrat, admitting: "There is only one serious candidate on the presidential ballot in November. We recommend Hillary Clinton"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
New study finds 56% of parents admit they check their cell phones while driving. Mostly because checking their texts and e-mails is the only way they can still communicate with their kids
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Thomas Covenant returns from The Land. (Stephen R. Donaldson already submitted this link, but the words were too long and he ran out of characters)
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Batman vs. Superman cake-kicker arraigned in previous ice cream parlor assault. Unknown if she'll be sent into The Phantom Zone or committed to Arkham Asylum
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mike Krawitz, a New Jersey Republican running for a Township Committee spot, goes on Facebook and tells a Daily Beast reporter he "hopes she gets raped by a Syrian refugee"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's campaign advisor says Donald Trump has some financial tricks up his sleeves in order to pay for that Great Wall of Mexico. But he can't say what those tricks are but he just assumes there are some
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(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Hunter out in Everglades comes upon python wrapped around deer, shoots python for constricting without permit
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Sun September 04, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
What do you do when dead cows wash up on your beach? Surely you can't dynamite them like whales
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mum admits she still wipes her 12-year-old son's bum after a poo, which earns this response. "He is physically capable, he can do it at home as well as at school. You're not the a***-wipe fairy"
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Will the lowly 'Riders rough up the bombers? Or will Winnipeg spoil the party? Can Khalif Mitchell avoid any more controversy? It's the Blue Bombers vs the Roughriders on TSN @ 3pm ET
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you're rich, you're lucky, whether you want to admit it or not
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not saying the GOP is getting nervous or anything, but Mitch McConnell's super-PAC is dropping $8 million in NORTH CAROLINA to shore up the re-election campaign of Sen. Richard Burr, sir
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In a historic attempt at bipartisanship, Obama visits Mitch McConnell's birthplace
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Word vomit article that could be summed up in just three words: Because they're idiots
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently when it comes to leaving a restaurant tip and saying 'thanks' for a free $400 meal, Serena Williams commits a double fault
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers find no evidence of people committing voter impersonation fraud, which just means voter impersonation fraud is endemic
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nailing your scrotum to the ground at Moscow's Red Square can get a limited edition Burger King burger to be named after you
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Indian couple banned from climbing in Nepal for 10 years after using Iranian missile technology to falsely claim they'd summited Everest
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
EVE Online will soon have a 'free to play' version with a limited set of skills. Limited skills, in EVE ... more like 'free to murder'
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber got the bar towel. Dammit
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Fark, he wrote a story on a lark. It wasn't very great, and brought about much hate. Now he submits headlines 'cause fark you. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not content with placing people in prison for an ounce of weed, DEA decides that it's time to make possession of Kratom And Mitragynine a felony too
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
God smites wild animals en masse more often than you think
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
On The Tonight Show, Mel Brooks eulogizes and shares his memories of Gene Wilder, admits he's still in shock
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Willow and Jaden Smith, son and daughter of Will and Jada Smith want to eat squirrels in the woods 10 years from now. Have you an issue with this?
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
If you're going to get busted for DWI, the headline might as well read "Vomit-covered drunk man"
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Tue August 30, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The MI6 agent who was found in a sealed bag after he committed "suicide" had hacked into secret data on Bill Clinton
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba joins new Planet of Ass TV show. Oh, "Apps"? Dammit
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Male termites pair up when females are scarce. "It's clear that male-male pairing is a strategy for survival"
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Mon August 29, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumps doctor "Of course he'd be the healthiest person elected president most of them are dead. Oh yeah and Hillary's doctor commits HIPA violations"
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Officials admit that raw sewage has been leaking into the Baltimore harbor for several days, in case anyone is wondering why it smells so much better
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Sat August 27, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Judge lets California imitate progressive child health priorities of Mississippi and West Virginia
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(BBC)
 
 
 
For those of you who don't follow Formula One, here's the perfectly logical explanation of how Lewis Hamilton can be penalized 55 places in the 22-car Belgian GP, although even people who understand F1 admit it's "ridiculous"
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Fri August 26, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That moment when your $100,000 whale vomit turns out to be just worthless fat (pics)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rep Trey Gowdy call for the FBI to do a second investigation of Hillary Clinton's email server, because that worked out SO well when his Benghazi committee did it
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
North Carolina Republicans admit they're bracing for a "tsunami of voter anger" and will probably lose seats to Democrats
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
176 years ago, a battery was plugged in to an electric bell. Fark: Still going. Energizer Rabbit can now hang its head in shame and commit ritual suicide & the Coppertop can get stuffed
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Mitsubishi recalls 82,000 vehicles, because stepping on the gas pedal should make the car, you know, move
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Tue August 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
MIT scientists think they've found a way for you to masturbate ten times faster
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Forget about having a 77-lb giant pearl under your bed that's worth a heap of money, how about a father and son finding a lump of whale vomit worth maybe £65,000 while walking on the beach? Mmmmm whale vomit
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"In his 30-plus years of child psychology, Goldsmith said, he's never seen a presidential candidate cause a six-year-old stress, until now"
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Mon August 22, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
One year after her mystery illness, Joni Mitchell emerges from her chrysalis
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
On "extreme wilderness adventure", cruise company forced to limit "black tie" events. "Guests may be required to step into water several inches deep in order to reach shore". Oh, the humanity
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Mike Nesmith joining The Monkees for their final 50th anniversary show
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Gap Inc. is having trouble selling clothes to new generation who uniformly don't want to be seen as conformist, believe uniformity is not cool
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(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
"Freemasons have admitted that their future may be under threat because of the rise of atheism"
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Conservative commentator grudgingly admits that indeed all of the polls have Trump losing in a yuge way. Difficulty: Fox News
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what it would be like to form a society based on the corporate morality of anti-semite Henry Ford? Well, wonder no more and welcome to Fordlandia, ghost town
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Thu August 18, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Obama administration admits what we already knew: The $400 million payment to Iran was a ransom payment, conditional upon the prisoners' release
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Foreign Policy advisor Joseph Schmitz: the ovens were too small to kill 6 million Jews during the Holocaust
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Staff of the London Underground practiced for their new night service by tossing soup everywhere: "Without any vomiting drunk people, the staff threw open cans of vegetable soup over the carriage seats. The consistency was similar to the real stuff"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I don't know what's worse -- that this Slate author thinks everyone who follows a Twitter trend to list their first seven jobs is a privileged, elitist scumbag or that this Slate author thinks Twitter users are going to agree on hashtag uniformity
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Legendary journalists: Trump supporters are morally tainted. Fox News: no, you. Submitter: Mmmm, moral taint
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Wed August 17, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a rare moment of clarity, New York Times editor admits they totally screwed the pooch with its coverage--or lack thereof--of Louisiana flooding, would have required redirecting resources from 24/7 coverage of Trump utterances
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember that Baltimore mom who told her son to stop rioting and come home? Let's see how things are working out for that awesome person. Really? Dammit, kid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shiat's on fire, yo. No travel between LA and Vegas on the 15, and the Summit Inn at the top of the pass is gone
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US Olympic Committee planned to open ritzy retail store in Rio during Olympics to sell Team USA gear, and nothing went wrong. Just kidding: "Like many businesses, they've been affected with what's known locally as the cost of Brazil"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently Kevin Smith's movies are so bad it justifies attacking his daughter
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Multitasking Millennials... hang on... *ring ring* ... Are Costing ... turn down that music Ahem, I said, Costing Us Billions Of *beep* Dollars In... PAY ATTENTION DAMMIT
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(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT would like you to ride along in a self driving car .... to decide who lives and who dies
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Daughter accuses father of rape; lawyers show daughter committed 50 Shades of Perjury. Tag is for lawyers who actually had to read 50 Shades to get client acquitted
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Showing commitment to their "zero tolerance policy" the Lions sign Andrew Quarless fresh off his arrest for shooting his gun outside a nightclub because "every case is different"
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do not taunt the dynamite, er, poop monkey
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Recent comments by Donald Trump send 'unprecedented' numbers of Republican officials fleeing to back Hillary Clinton, campaign officials admit they are totally GOPsmacked
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Medical Jane)
 
 
 
A recent study showed that a very low dose of THC (the psychoactive part of cannabis) limits damage from a subsequent heart attack. Well, in mice anyway. It also made the mice eat large quantities of Cheetos
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Rugrats co-creator Paul Germain has revealed the mystery surrounding Chuckie's mum, admitting that at first they just decided not to have an extra character. But the decision was also made not to reveal why he didn't have a mum
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(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
The science of how we smell different when we watch movies, emitting different odors during different kinds of scenes
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Attention all the old grandmas on the NFL Competition Committee: THIS is why you keep kickoffs in the game
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
New York City wants to turn the Brooklyn Bridge into "Times Square in the sky," allowing pedestrians and cyclists to get punched by a drunken, anti-Semitic Elmo
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Thu August 11, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump admits he's going to hell
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dinner does cat imitation. Cats not impressed, must still have dinner
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sorority releases $200K recruitment video, in attempt at getting the best and brightest upcoming students to come get drunk and pass out in their own vomit with them
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck calls on Mitt Romney to be "drafted by the GOP" just in case Donald Trump implodes. Pretty sure we've already seen the implosion, Glenn
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Viewer controlled beach cam - Destin, Florida. Submitter used to shuck oysters there, and then take a post-shift dip in the ocean, as a refresher
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(Turner)
 
 
 
Photoshop this limited supply of life preservers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
...that awkward moment when even Trump's advisers start admitting that his plans aren't workable
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This awesome series of mugshots shows you what the criminals of the 1930s would look like if they were committing crimes today
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(Film News (UK))
 
 
 
Will Smith tells critics "I feel like at this point in my career I've earned the right to fail." Wait, did he just promise Wild West 2?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If the athletes' village in Rio wasn't bad enough, they've gone and forbidden toilet fishing too. Also, no vomiting or peeing on one leg like a dog
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Britney Spears admits she is a fan of Photoshop. But it's still not as important to her career as Auto-Tune
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump campaign admits they were lying when they said they could eliminate the federal debt in eight years
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mormon millionaire buys land to create city based on vision of the Church Of Latter-Day Saints' founder Joseph Smith. In other news, it appears Joseph Smith created SimCity in 1833
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Post Modern Jukebox continues to impress. This week we have the beautiful Morgan James covering Aerosmith's "Dream On"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With fashion off limits, New York Times takes to second-guessing Hillary's hand gestures
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Seven ways to save the DCMU, or you can watch "Justice League"/"Justice League: Unlimited" and skip all those steps
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lying Donald admits to trying to save us from Crooked Hillary
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The International Olympic Committee bans the press from releasing animated GIFs of events
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Even NPR thinks Suicide Squad is stupid. Is it time to do an intervention for DC fans yet? The first step is admitting you have a problem, guys
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Thu August 04, 2016
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
JCPenney brings appliances back. Submitter didn't realize they ever went away
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you see a state trooper in a marked vehicle driving on the highway at a high rate of speed, don't tail behind him trying to document him breaking the speed limit. They don't appreciate that
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Wed August 03, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Researchers from the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics say that the reason why we haven't found alien life like ourselves is because "compared to the rest of the universe, Earthly life is relatively premature"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Guy trashes the new Kevin Smith movie to Kevin Smith's face. Kevin Smith's face remains calm, bearded
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Biographer who was sued by Trump for libel in 2004-and got to see his tax returns during discovery for that lawsuit- says the reason Trump won't release his taxes is that they would show his net worth to be only in the Mitt Romney range
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(Politico)
 
Audio
 
CNN anchor briefly commits journalism and asks Trump's spokeswoman how Obama could be responsible for a soldier's death that occurred in 2004, but then falls silent as Pierson talks about the "tens of thousands of soldiers lost, 1 million wounded"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Forensic anthropologists from the Smithsonian's Jeffersonian Institute solve cold case from 150 years ago
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out the massive pink blob found floating off the coast of Western Australia is not an alien pod, giant mutant blowfish, or downed hot air balloon. It's a dead whale. Somebody get the dynamite
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to see the true limit of patience and an uncanny ability to keep laughter in check? Then watch as these two manage to avoid bursting in laughter when Stepford Trumper Scottie Nell Hughes says Trump sacrificed two marriages to create jobs
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
In the most clear-cut example of media bias yet, broadcast networks gave 50 times as much coverage to Trump's attacks on the Khan parents than they did to Clinton's insults to Pat Smith
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(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
Marine Corps discovers new form of tear gas that can transmit through online articles
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Fashion Week admits that plus-sized women exist in a society where obesity is rampant, shows ordinary to plump models walking the ramp and flaunting the latest styles. Difficulty: not in the USA
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Debate committee to Trump: Kiss our debate-setting arses; no changes
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Producing oil at $2 a barrel can't be a good long term plan, can it? That's a barrel of oil for less than the unlimited biscuits at Red Lobster
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Julian Assange admits he's timing DNC leaks to hurt Clinton's campaign but denies they're meant to hurt Clinton personally
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Scientists say not to expect many world records to be broken at this year's Olympics since most top athletes have already reached the limits of human biology-or the same damn thing they've been saying since shortly before the 4-minute mile was broken
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey's President Erdogan has some more brilliant post-coup "reform" ideas, like shutting down all military academies, cutting the size of the police and military forces, and giving him personal control of the military and spy agencies
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Sat July 30, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I had to think twice about submitting this, wondering if we've reached the point where "Anti-gay, family values Republican found to have video of himself in a sex act on his official computer" is not even Fark-worthy any more
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(PGA)
 
 
 
It's Round 3 at the 98th PGA Championship and after shooting a near-miraculous 63 yesterday, Robert Streb is tied with Jimmy "Dynamite" Walker for the lead at 9-under. Live coverage starts at 11 am ET on TNT and then switches to CBS at 2 pm ET
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Fri July 29, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres firesale continues as now over half the team salary is committed to players traded this just this summer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
now has mosquitoes transmitting Zika, too
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Steve Guttenberg emerges from his Stonecutters hideaway to admit he was awed that Bill Clinton is a fan of the Police Academy franchise, though he was a little saddened when Clinton said his favorite movie was Assignment: Miami Beach
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Elites, beware: What happened with Brexit is likely going to happen with Trump unless journalists can learn to communicate with the primitive, racist, and stupid people who support him. In other words, All Hail President Trump
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The Kansas City Royals have pretty uniforms. Their minor league affiliate, the Burlington Royals, have uniforms covered with emoji and subby's vomit
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The Jets sober up and suddenly realize Geno Smith is their starting QB; quickly sign Ryan Fitzpatrick
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So what pissed off Republican faithful last night? Finding out Bradley Cooper is a Clinton-supporting Democrat and not the American Sniper Chris Kyle they saw in a film. It's real to them, dammit
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Wed July 27, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox News cuts to commercials, commentary, and pretty much anything else in order to avoid giving the mothers of children slain by police officers any air time because Fox won't ever admit Black Lives Matter
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Hillary Super-delegate: 'Jews are termites'. It's okay though because he's a Democrat and apologized
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Like getting kicked out of an all you can eat buffet, Verizon to cut off unlimited data users who use too much unlimited data
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shark Mitigation Systems (ASX:SM8), the world's only listed shark mitigation stock, makes key hire to further commercialise shark-invisibility wetsuit
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lays introduces four new limited global flavors, Brazilian Picanha, Chinese Szechuan Chicken, Greek Tzatziki, and Indian Tikka Masala
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: I submitted to your mom
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Obama accidentally admits to being part of ISIL
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
California finally admits that Ronald Reagan was full of sh*t about welfare queens
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Sun July 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he guesses he wouldn't vote for former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke ... but it depends on who his opponent would be, so at this point Trump can't commit either way
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(NPR)
 
 
 
International Olympic Committee decides to not ban Russia from the Olympic Games in Rio. Individual athletes will have to be screened
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
US Olympic Committee: Those who use the #Rio2016 and #TeamUSA will be sued
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Sat July 23, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
One year after the Boy Scouts began to admit openly gay scout leaders their membership is up and they're awash in cash; even "a few of the churches that left are starting to trickle back as the knee-jerk reaction is over"
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Political headlines are being dominated by Trump some places, Clinton some places, and in one small New Jersey town, "offensive" Kermit memes
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Fri July 22, 2016
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
VZW turns grandfathered unlimited data plans into 100GB a month or we cancel your account plans
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
MLB commissioner Rob Manfred wants to limit the number of relief pitchers, because they're just too good. Also plans to legalize aluminum bats and add 3 extra DH's for those all-glove, no-bat infielders
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Thu July 21, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Please stop tweeting your disagreement with Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell to Mitchell McConnell Insurance in Saint John, New Brunswick
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell (R) reassures NATO allies that "if any of them get attacked, we'll be there to defend them"....which is not very reassuring if you consider that they can not even defend their own party from Donald Trump
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Wed July 20, 2016
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Today's dumbass way of getting caught commiting a crime
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man pulls out his gun and fires after his stepson A) Steals from him B) Lies to him C) Brings home a hermit crab
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Melania Trump's speechwriter admits mistake, says she has offered resignation; Trump rejects it as it was a word for word copy of Lewandowski's letter
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Mike Pence gets endorsed by Colorado's anti-gay demon hunter Gordon Klingenschmitt
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Pediatrics experts say kids should be limited to how much media violence they watch, starting with turning off the TV until both political conventions are over
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Someone please turn out the lights to the physics classroom, we might have gone to our limit on understanding the Universe
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
It appears that the guy who set off a series of explosive devices in Panaca, AZ was less of a suicide bomber, and more of a bomber who committed suicide, according to the coroner's report
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Former WWE wrestlers are suing the organization because their neurological injuries are real to them, dammit
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The RNC's house band--led by GE Smith--played David Bowie's "Station to Station," so a bunch of uppity rich white people were dancing to a song about cocaine
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia police believe that two women found dead in a Rhawnhurst motel room Sunday, with their heads covered with plastic bags and their hands tied behind their backs, committed suicide together
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Elderly patient transmits Zika virus to caregiver. But they said the virus can only be spread by mosquitoes or through sexual transmi...oh
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cheerful schoolteacher Miss Beadle of "Little House on the Prairie" fame admits she descended into life of sex, drugs, and alcoholism after four-year stint on show, credits David Lynch with saving her career
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(Slate)
 
 
 
John Kasich ignores police union's call to ban open-carry permits at the RNC; he claims he is "powerless to stop it" even though the RNC attendees with assault rifles represent a clear and present danger to anyone with a tan
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Sun July 17, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's look at all the GOP leaders who are avoiding the Trumpvention in Cleveland, basically admitting they will be anywhere next week but Cleveland
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(Google)
 
 
 
Why do people submit links that have been on the main page for weeks after they were on the main page? Stupidity or hoping for the repeat?
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Sat July 16, 2016
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft admits that if they aren't allowed to trick you into installing Windows 10 against your will they'll never be able to meet their projected install numbers
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump can't even secure Tim Tebow's speaking committment
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
RNC begs Sheldon Adelson for $6 million to cover convention funding shortfall after two dozen companies back out of sponsorship commitments
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(Time)
 
 
 
When the first gay Republican on the GOP platform committee answers why she joined the party with "What the Internet told me was...". you really start to lose any sympathy you may have had for her
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Judge not, lest ye be judged", and with Mitch McConnell in charge of the Senate, we don't really have to worry about that first part
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Wed July 13, 2016
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns committed to paying Manziel his full value
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Problem: New Jersey's pistol permit process is so onerous suicidal people can't buy guns to kill themselves with. Solution: Rent a gun at local range and kill yourself there. Fark: Second gun rental suicide at same range in last two months
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Not sure if you're about to commit a war crime? There's an app for that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The GOP still has massive security fears over the convention, especially since they're letting open-carry permit holders walk around with what amount to military-grade assault rifles
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lamar Odom removed from Delta flight twice after 'vomiting all over the aircraft and himself following hours of pounding beers and whiskey in the airport lounge'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"In 2012 Mitt Romney made a big show of giving prime time speaking slots to Rice, Martinez and Haley. Four years later, Trump is in such a deep hole he can't even match Romney's ability to have women stand up for him at the convention"
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Mon July 11, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Mr. Ulrich, can you sign an autograph?" "I'm Flea, dammit." "Which instrument do you play in Metallica, then?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
To understand just how bad Trump's fundraising numbers are, consider this example: Members of the Republican Jewish Committee, including Sheldon Adelson and the RNC finance chair gave Romney $15.2 mil, so far they've given Trump $5,400
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amish people can commit adultery and murder, they're just not very good at it
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Fri July 08, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump-Santorum 2016. Please submit your campaign slogans to the right
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Humpback whale carcass washes ashore in Alaska. Get the dynamite
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Anti-Semites say they're actually anti-anti-anti-Semites and that's different
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: not anti-Semitic, but #1 with anti-Semites
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Best Korea declares war again... says U.S. has committed "an act reminiscent of a new-born puppy knowing no fear of a tiger"
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(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
In the "who didn't see this coming" category, a Marine officer being kicked out for transmitting classified data over his personal email is now using the "Hillary Clinton" defense
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(The Week)
 
 
 
You know your defense of "it was not an anti-Semitic tweet" is not going well when even the former head of the KKK says yeah, it kinda was
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After Trump tweets a picture of a dollar store "Frozen"- themed sticker book to refute chages that an earlier meme he posted, which has been sourced to neo-Nazi website, was anti-semitic; Team Hillary responds: "Do you want to build a straw man?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
On court Wimbledon urination surprisingly mit out Germans
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Wed July 06, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Look, sometimes you make a mistake and just go with it. Not usually in traffic, but you can appreciate the commitment
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley has a problem with Kevin Durant imitating Charles Barkley
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Republican strategist says Donald Trump's use of racist, anti-Semitic imagery is intentional; "He knows his fans are racist men screaming for hot pockets and a new Holocaust while stroking their assault rifles"
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Tue July 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Romney: "Miss me yet?" Voters: "Mavis, Mitt's back. Get the hose"
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
An open letter to Trump's son-in-law from one of his employees, who also is Jewish: Why are you letting that putz get away with murder when it comes to all the anti-Semitic rhetoric he's supposedly "accidentally" re-tweeting?
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(The Verge)
 
NewsFlash
 
Any. Day. Now...oh goddammitsomuch
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Mon July 04, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mayor of Rio admits security for the Olympics is a complete shiatstorm of utter f*ckery
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Regenerative tooth fillings could put an end to root canals, stories about which may be submitted to your right
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Joe Perry cannot accept the fact that Aerosmith will soon be done and he's facing unemployment
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Sat July 02, 2016
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
ChristianMingle forced to admit there are hot gay Christians looking for hot gay love
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Fri July 01, 2016
(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Remember all those unaccompanied minors America has been letting across the border? Well they're committing horrific crimes.. Thanks, Obama
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A legislative committee has recommended decriminalizing prostitution in Wales and England. This is a reform we can all get behind, or on top of, or even underneath
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Vermont allows concealed carry without a permit. It also allows this guy to show everyone he's not concealing anything
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Inventor creates Wallace and Gromit-style breakfast maker
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Stalagmites in caves in China reveal 640,000 years of Asian monsoon history, say the kind of scientists who know if those are the ones that hang down or rise up
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Mock the tiny house movement all you want, but you have to admit it forces the owners to get creative with their sex lives - even if "nobody is getting pegged in a low-ceiling loft"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
David Cameron misquotes the lyrics to a Smiths song. Heaven knows he's miserable now
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Wed June 29, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
After nearly two years, the Starship Enterprise has boldly gone where it's never gone before: The front entrance of Smithsonian's National Air and Space Museum in Washington
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, you thought the Benghazi committee was done? LOL
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Darren McFadden denies breaking his right elbow in an all-out effort to save his new iPhone; claims he slipped on swimming pool cement after a funeral, but admits phone was in the area
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
For a limited time only, you can find out if you're a terrorist as far as the banks and authorities are concerned
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Lady Vols great Candace Parker shows handwritten recruitment letter she received from Pat Summit
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN angrily demands to know why the hell Republicans went full-bore on the Benghazi investigation, and the committee member they interview sputters and can't give an answer other than "Hail Hydra"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unsatisfied with mere victory, Nigel Farage attended an EU summit just to taunt other leaders. He danced around the floor yelling "Scoreboard Scoreboard," sang Queen's "Another one bites the dust," set off firecrackers, and torched the security desk
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(Make Use Of)
 
 
 
7 reasons you don't need a tablet anymore (submitted from my tablet)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
G'night, sweet Prince, Vigoda and Bowie. In 2016 how does Last Post keep going? Ali's KO'd, Summitt did fall, yet LP 900 is here for all. From Boobies to memes to gifs never ending, there are no winners, No Exit, forget a referendum. LGT #800 RIP 899
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Tue June 28, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
GOP committee presents 2016 Republican National Convention stage...which will apparently will be a convention for ants
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Smithsonian Museum is putting the USS Enterprise in for a complete refit before sticking it in the V'ger exhibit
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The final whistle blows for legendary Tennessee womens' basketball coach Pat Summitt
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mormon leader apparently believes God invented the Internet in 1823 or possibly that Joseph Smith was a time traveler with an iPhone, it gets a little muddy at the end
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Scientists insert radio transmitters in rattlesnakes to battle wildfires, complete with "awwww hell no" pics
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Metro running contest for best suggestions to improve rider experience. Not running over people and adding pole dancers already submitted
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Sun June 26, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pat Summitt may be coaching the great women's basketball team in the sky soon
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
News: That Brexit petition to Parliament was actually submitted a month before the vote. Fark: By a Leave supporter who thought it would help get a second referendum if Remain narrowly won
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Embattled PA State Attorney General's office waits nearly two years to admit seizing $1.77 million. Then it gets weird
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Pete Rose admitted to Hall of Fame Lite
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jack Daniel's finally admits its world-famous recipe came from a slave: [Dan] Call told his slave to teach Daniel everything he knew. "Uncle Nearis is the best whiskey maker that I know of," (tag is for Uncle Nearis)
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MN man charged with murder in the death of his ex-girlfriend-who committed suicide
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
A provision allowing VA doctors to prescribe medical marijuana for vets passed both houses of Congress ... but was stripped out at the last minute by the joint conference committee
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump clarifies his position regarding which brown people are allowed to preside over what court cases, limiting his racism to cases that only affect him personally. Suck it, libs
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
After realizing they were all getting a little too old for love in an elevator, Aerosmith have confirmed that they are breaking up after 46 years together
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Fri June 24, 2016
(First We Feast)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain, travel and food expert and distinguished motherfarker, meditates on making it to 60 after long career as failure and fark-up. "I wouldn't mind being 50 again but goddammit I do not ever want to be 17 again. That is misery"
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 157, with Former UFC champion Rampage Jackson vs Olympic gold medalist Satoshi Ishii, Michael Chandler vs Patricky Pitbull, and the debut of Matt Mitrione. Prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, main card on Spike at 10 PM ET
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
FBI says Orlando shooter not gay but is a terrorist and that's their final answer dammit already so stop asking
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After going most of the week topless, who is asking that J.R. Smith puts his shirt back on? A) His coach B) His mother C) The President of the United States
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Will Smith hasn't made a lot of smart career moves lately, but not making "Independence Day: Resurgence" was definitely one of them
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Brexit leader Nigel Farage admits that he lied about funding the NHS with money that would have gone to Brussels
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
J.R. Smith hasn't put on a shirt since the Cleveland Cavaliers won the NBA title
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
JR Smith wants to be president. He's a minority familiar with elite New Yorkers and is surging in popularity in the battleground state of Ohio
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former WWE superstar CM Punk to try UFC because OMG it is real to him, dammit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why is Bill Clinton's past suddenly off limits with the lamestream media? I mean, other than all the dirt that has been rehashed lately and the fact he isn't actually running for president. Why, just why?
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Wed June 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The perilous new housing fad that has hit Paris is for the amateur carpenter everywhere. Although It's high on style, it's low on permits and safety
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Cops put GPS tracker on a man's fake leg. Leg stays still while he commits murder
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cheating Russian track team, who were caught cheating, will not be banned from Rio Olympics for cheating. Cheating Russian Olympic Committee confirms cheating Russia will not boycott Olympics as a result of being caught cheating
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There is only 1 movie Will Smith regrets making ..... No really, just 1
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Hi-Ho, Kermit the Tea Lizard here"
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Arlington Texas Police admit what the public has assumed for years: Yes we have a ticket quota
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Mon June 20, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
"We fully intend to renew our challenge to Connecticut's blatantly unconstitutional ban as soon as there are five Justices sitting on the Supreme Court committed to the proper understanding of the Second Amendment"
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Not that it's news to those paying attention, but the guy who led the filibuster for more gun restrictions admits that his plans would have done fark all to stop the massacre in Orlando
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
GOP claims Democratic Senate candidate trying to tax one of the oldest known sources of unlimited energy in ridiculous ad
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Beck's "Odelay" turns 20, and Dust Brother John King admits some of its sounds were "just plain wrong"
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump supporters are a perfect cross section of the American public: severely limited attention span, deaf to anything they don't want to hear, and only interested in being entertained
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Richard Armitage: Look, I've seen crazy. I worked for crazy. I can handle crazy. I'm voting for Clinton. *points towards GOP* Fark that insanity
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
60% of you are Fark submitters
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Terrible poll numbers, tepid fund-raising and Trump's own increasingly erratic behavior lead a former Bush press secretary worried Trump will lose "bad, like historic proportions bad" and if anyone knows about unmitigated disaster, it'd be a Bushie
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Thu June 16, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
George Will tries to push Mitch Daniels as the Trump alternative for Republicans despite the fact that Purdue hasn't won a bowl game since 2011
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Sometimes Pam Bondi, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
The end result of taunting hundreds of mischievous dynamite monkeys is that they will take over your Sichuan village after your 'oh so cool' ecotourism venture backfires
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(Time)
 
 
 
Thailand admits it has lost the war on drugs, plans to legalize meth so they can just forget about it
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"And now we smite them into tiny pieces of dust & destroy their goal with a ball set on fire by our volcanic thunder." Iceland, you're doing Twitter right
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney is El Mittenso, the Luchador
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says that "nobody wants terrorists to have guns" and that he was open to suggestions from experts on legislation that could address the problem. You know, like the bill he killed back in December that would have done just that
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Tim Donaghy says Green was suspended to prolong the Finals. The NBA is still real to you, dammit
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Larry Sanders admits that his little brother has been defeated
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The more you're on the internet the dumber you are... unless you're on Fark submitting headlines, then you're a freakin' genius
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Mon June 13, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Stephen A. Smith wants you to know that in addition to his other abilities, he would have "beat" Johnnie Cochran in the O.J. trial
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will WWE continue beating the MITB participants into the ground? Will Stephanie put herself over the talent? Will the Shining Stars be in front of a green screen again? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30 on the network
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mass shootings continue to be the best thing that can happen for gun manufacturers as Smith & Wesson and Ruger stocks soar Monday
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
G4S shares take a beating around the world as company admits its HR department seems to hire a lot of heavily-armed crazy people
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A Fox News "expert" says the terrorists will kill us all with Ford F-150s if we take their gun permits away
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Why are so many bankers committing suicide, and what do they know that we don't? (Link contains an autoplay video with graphic images.)
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney blames Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Lindsay Graham, John Kasich, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush, Carly Fiorina, Rand Paul, Rick Santorum, George Pataki, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, Scott Walker, and Rick Perry for not stopping Trump
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Years after the legalization of marijuana, Colorado will now permit grocery stores to sell beer and wine
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Austria and Germany have a summit on a summit. Xzibit nods approvingly
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Fri June 10, 2016
(The Onion)
 
 
 
NHL admits it has no idea who the guys with the white gloves transporting the Stanley Cup are
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Life imitates Fark headlines
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Mallrats 2' TV Series in the works says Kevin Smith
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While warning against voter fraud, California Sheriff's deputies commit voter intimidation
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dammit, they're onto us
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Humans are coming close to reaching the limit of what it is physically possible to achieve in track and field
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Staten Island plans on deer vasectomies to control overpopulation, admits the real problem will be training them how to sit for several days on those doughnut pillows
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Wed June 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary's personal IT guy says the immunity he was granted might not cover all the crimes he helped commit
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Surely the trap like mind of Sherlock Holmes will be able to resolve the mystery of who committed this act of arson. Oh wait, never mind
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Just one week left to submit for Heart of Farkness. Are you panicking yet? Are you tired of editing? Did you check the freezer for your pants? This is YOUR Fark Writer's Thread, Countdown to Submission Edition
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn Python programming, beginning and advanced. What do you like about Python and what are its limitations? (Sponsored Link)
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Tue June 07, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Will Smith will be a pallbearer who helps to put Muhammad Ali in his final resting place on Earf
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Clinton's Hard Choices to delete two pages of TPP support. Winston Smith approves. Syme unavailable for comment
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
40 years latter, a look back from some of the hostages held at Entebbe, still refuse to admit it was actually Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin who rescued them
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(Camera.org)
 
 
 
Harvard decides to bring in a visiting professor who's magnum opus is a book "The Jewish Threat-Danger to Christianity and Islam ", promotes antisemitic conspiracy theories, and denies the Holocaust. Guess that's what 60K a year tuition gets you
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
The biggest myth about the Big Bang Theory is that there ever was a Big Bang: "Physics' reach is limited to roughly one second after the Big Bang, so the universe could easily have been sneezed out of the nose of the Great Green Arkleseizure"
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Mon June 06, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan meteorologist admits he has no clue what the weather will be like for the few days: "As much as I hate to say it, I have to warn you that extended forecasts right now are highly variable and can't be trusted"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The last time John Elway visited the White House, he ate creamed chipped beef on toast and had to miss a game due to vomiting. I wonder what they're serving this year?
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Sun June 05, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
British lord says it's time for Texit -- Texas to leave the Union. Also admits to having no knowledge of the US Constitution and Texas law, just like the local yokels calling for secession in the Lone Star State
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Sleep like a champ in the 'Amityville Horror' house. It's on the market for sale
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're going to install a 15' long swing set in your yard, against town ordinance, by submitting for a variance by calling it a wisteria arbor, don't go crying when things don't go the way you planned
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Fri June 03, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook board will try to limit founder's control, die at the hands of the Jem'hadar
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump loves veterans, loves them so much he won't hire them due to their military commitments
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(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Texas woman arrested for burning kids' tongues with lighter, making them lick toilet seats, and forcing them to drink fluids to make them vomit. With bunny boiler mugshot
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell believes Trump will be the next Goldwater. Unlike Goldwater, however, McConnell will still vote for the sumabiatch
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ninja welcoming the foreign press at the G7 summit in Japan
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Game 1 of the NBA Finals between the Warriors and Cavs is upon us. Will the Splash Bros continue their dominance? Will Kevin Love finally step up? Will JR Smith ever stop partying if Cleveland ends the city's 52-year title drought? Tipoff @ 9PM ET
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(Malaysian Digest)
 
 
 
Bizarre tree found in Bulgaria looks just like the Ent Treebeard, has more personality than Mitt Romney
source: malaysiandigest.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Another senseless Teen Wolf imitation death
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Wed June 01, 2016
(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Report: 93% of all phishing emails are now ransomware because identity theft is too much of a time commitment
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell, while sitting in a burning room, says "this is fine"
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Technology killing work-life balance. You tried to submit this, but feel asleep before hitting 'Enter'
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian MP seeks to limit election campaigns to 46 days, because right now they're too darn long. Meanwhile, in America
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Thanks to everyone who tramples through restricted areas, poops on trails instead of in the bathrooms, and takes really unsafe selfies, you're the reason why the National Parks may soon limit visitors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Members of the Baader Meinhof Group are out committing robberies to fund their retirement. Dang terrorists never save properly
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Mon May 30, 2016
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Here's how you can make someone's mouse emit sounds every time they press it. You're welcome
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
What movie character did you fall for? (Julia Ormond's Sabrina for subby). Difficulty: Breakfast at Tiffany's is off limits. Double difficulty: No Fifth Element
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Whale vomit beer
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Inventor of Frisbee Golf's dying wish: to have his ashes incorporated into limited edition Frisbees
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Sat May 28, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders demands that any person who might back Clinton be removed by convention planning committees and replaced with his people. Also that any delegate pledged to Clinton be assigned to Sanders and any vote for Clinton be changed to Sanders
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Let's go over this again: If you have an outstanding warrant and you're carrying a loaded 9 mm handgun, 189.4 grams of methamphetamine in small packets, cocaine, hydrocodone, morphine, and 202.2 grams of weed, you really should follow the speed limit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia declares a Civil War battlefield an active crime scene. When will they just admit they lost?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Spearhead a committee. Okay, go
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm so powerful and sexy. I am submitting this thread while on the bus. I totally rule. Bow to me
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norwegian company opens office in Minecraft, allowing people to collaborate creatively in a virtual environment while being sssssssssssBOOOOM goddammit, not again
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Former Trump delegate admits he was naive to think America had "overcome prejudice against white supremacists." Um, what?
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Gotdammit, internet. Someone has written erotic fiction starring Guy Fieri and Ted Cruz *barf*
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Chevron says that 2016 will be a tough year because of the crude oil slump. CEO admits he'll have to give up his personal trainer just to keep being able to pay the salaries of his chauffeur and butler
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