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424 headlines found matching 'MIT'
Fri July 21, 2017
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN concerned and confused over Trump's use of the English language, admitting it makes no sense and they're waiting for him to say "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania court to decide if wrestling is real to them, dammit
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
OMB director Mulvaney blasts the CBO estimates that the Repeal Only bill would leave 32 million Americans uninsured. Points out they are using a methodology developed by an MIT professor of economics so "it's almost like it's not a fair analysis"
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Remember the Trump server that was talking to Alfa Bank in Russia? The Senate Intelligence Committee sure does. They specifically called out Alfa in a letter to Half Scoop, in advance of his testimony, requesting he turn over all data related to it
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember Captain Viktor Tupolev? That's Mitch McConnell right now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "Only the Best People" file: Sen Sheldon Whitehouse has submitted a formal complaint to the Oklahoma Bar Association seeking the disbarment of former OK Attorney General and current EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt for lying to Congress
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mueller gives the go ahead for the Senate Judiciary Committee to interview Diaper Don and Manafort, popcorn shares explode
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Don't worry, it's legal because she didn't have a permit to operate
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kermit the Frog says he was fired because he refused to lie to Robin
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Robot shows how human it is by committing suicide after some covfefe
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Keith Olbermann points out Trump's lawyer just admitted to Trump meeting with Russia, and we should have enough to impeach now
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thieves take 40 kg of prize-winning Cheddar from cheese show. Wallace and Grommit sought for questioning
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Blink-182 admits using witchcraft to stop Fyre Festival. Somehow this isn't satire
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate GOP are starting to realize that Mitch McConnell is promising different things about the Obamacare repeal bill to moderates and conservatives, and both cannot be true
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So either Trump's lawyer was completely talking out of his ass when he tired to blame the Secret Service for allowing the meeting with Russian agents OR he just admitted that Trump, the only SS protectee at the time, was at the meeting
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Guess the live-action Aladdin remake found some actors after all, including well-known Middle Eastern legend Will Smith
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Cops help administer CPR for over 30 minutes, saving a man's life. Almost submitted this with a snarky headline, but everyone's hard work deserves better
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Harvard committee proposes Groucho Marx rule for students: that they don't join any organizations that would have them as members
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Fri July 14, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kushner is down one lawyer, Donny Two Scoops hires another and a Hawaii judge says the family limits in the travel ban are bunk. It's time to watch Rachel Maddow and Richard Engel on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Huh, I bet I can submit this one with a witty headline. Lemme see . . . *screech* *crash*
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
People who have never had to worry about getting in trouble for the crimes they commit still don't understand how truly f*cked they are? No shiat?
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Peter W. Smith, GOP operative who sought Clinton's emails from Russian hackers, committed suicide, left note saying his death was NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump: I've 'done more in five months than practically any president in history.' Well if you limit that that to tweets, playing golf, going on vacation, creating a failing West Wing and starting impeachment talks -- well I have to agree
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Donny Jr asked to testify in open session to the Senate Judiciary Committee under threat of subpoena
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Calvin Johnson admits he retired from football rather than continue to play for Detroit Lions
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
New survey finds that 1.5 million Brits admit to watching pornography on a device given to them by their work
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Shepard Smith criticizes Trump for watching DVR recordings of Fox & Friends
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For all you Eve Online Farkers: Five years ago, submitter posted a tongue-in-cheek post requesting the devs add the ability to clothe in-game corpses. The post has continued to grow in his absence. Grossness to the left, condemnation to the right
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(Time)
 
 
 
Kermit the Frog loses his voice due to human in his throat
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn says people who pay for services in cash--such as for babysitting or repairs--are committing tax fraud and aren't good citizens
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pope Francis announces a new path to sainthood. No, submitting a Fark Headline of the Year still won't cut the mustard
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Tue July 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The THAAD miththle defenthe thythtem wath a thuccethth after all. THAAD
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Hey guys, you're never going to believe this, but the LCS program has been such an unmitigated success that the Navy has decided it needs a full size frigate
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, you make Lemonade and accuse your husband of infidelity. When that happens, you record an album named after the number of minutes you have left on the fame clock and admit your marriage is cracking
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News admits it was in error about the claim former FBI Director James Comey leaked classified information. Frost advisory issued for certain regions of Hell
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Pretrial inmate being held on misdemeanor charges allowed to bleed to death on jail floor because taking a guy vomiting blood to the hospital costs money
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kremlin: Who is this "Natalia Veselnitskaya" person? We have never heard of any such woman, the so-called Times of New York invented her. Besides she was killed in tragic car accident after committing suicide yesterday...sorry, I meant tomorrow
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ignore the Jayden K. Smith Facebook message; it's a hoax. And not a particularly good one
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A look back at arguably the greatest episode of Justice League Unlimited, "The Greatest Story Never Told," which put the spotlight on Booster Gold and Skeets. "Thanks, Green Lantern"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump sees a segment on Fox & Friends, assumes Comey committed treason. At least we know he's up before 7
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump has released his official POTUS slideshow from the G20 Summit. Turn your speakers up, folks, you'll want to listen to this one LOUD
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Sun July 09, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Giant sloths, camelops, and scimitar cats. Oh my
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman, 49, admits being New York's loudest lover, receiving the largest number of noise complaints in the city
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
LISTEN: White House officials forced to admit Trump accepted Putin's denial about election meddling
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Fri July 07, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Former NBA guard Russ Smith scores 81 points in a Chinese league game. Which is almost a penny a point from his 84 cent a day salary
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
The biggest hero of the G20 summit? Benjamin the Pizza Guy
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I sense this is bad; I cannot articulate why," admits the sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson, confounded and angered by the proliferation of new emojis
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, you may want to sit down for this, but Mitch McConnell has just suggested that maybe, conceivably, it is within the realm of possibility that Republicans *DON'T* have the votes to repeal the Affordable Care Act
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN has "damning transcripts" that prove Bannon and Kushner have actively committed treason
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ruling expected any day now on limits to travel ban. Any day now
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Step Aside Smith, Keynes, and Friedman. Professor Perry is here to set the record straight
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Scalise readmitted to ICU
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's voter fraud commission may have already found a crime. Well, 'committed,' but still
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(UPI)
 
 
 
President Shrub turns 71 today...and as much as it pains subby to admit it, we do miss him now
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Speed Limit 20 MPH when children are present. Or when light is flashing. Or on the second Tuesday of the month. Or on the Vernal Equinox. Or when the category 'Famous Last Words' is chosen on Jeopardy. Or on-- *police sirens*
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Physicists provide support for retrocausal quantum theory, where the future influences the past. This means you submitted this yesterday in the future today. It didn't go green then, but did now, which is the future for yesterday. My head asplodes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump brings his cheery outlook on the world's future overseas in a speech preceding the G20 summit. Just kidding, he wonders if we all have "the will to survive"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS admits they couldn't pay Daniel Dae Kim and Grace Park the same salaries as their white costars
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Wed July 05, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Now, 44 states have committed treason in order to deny President Trump the popular vote he knows he won
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. defends Reddit meme creator after CNN report:"The bible says whoever is without sin, throw the first stone. And who really hasn't been a racist, sexist, and anti-semitic scumbag online, right?"
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Lawyer who reported Bernie and Jane Sanders to federal authorities concerning bank fraud now admits it was all hearsay, argues that hearsay and conjecture are kinds of evidence
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Would Russia have been so successful in their election meddling if they didn't have help from Americans? Riddle me that, Mitch
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Iranians hold "Trumpism" cartoon contest in which hundreds of participants were invited to submit artwork mocking the Orange Cheeto
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Ahead of the G20 Summit, China calls out the US for its "negative moves"
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Circa)
 
 
 
President Trump might be meeting with Putin for the first time at the G-20 summit, but don't expect them to rip their shirts off for a chesty love fest
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Missouri GOP votes to lower state's minimum wage by 23%. No word if face-eating leopards will be allowed as pets without getting permit first
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Mon July 03, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We spent $200,000 to send our little girl to MIT. What does she invent? Wearable Vibrators
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The Trumpcare Fight Shows Mitch McConnell Knows Just How Overrated He Is"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fruit of the Loom says Fruit of the Tomb ain't their jam, submits briefs seeking pearmanent injunction
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Scientists say there is no limit to how long humans can live. Other than the proximity of how close they live to the nearest Taco Bell
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Like the swallows to the monastery at Capistrano, so have the whales returned to the casinos of Macau. Odds are you submitted this with a less metaphory headline
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
In addition to The Joker, Mad Hatter, Poison Ivy, The Riddler, and Catwoman, Gotham also gave us Trump. Goddammit, Batman, you had ONE JOB
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans stagger away from Washington in disarray after health care bill collapses. With helpful 'My god, what have I done' picture of Senator Mitch McConnell
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top dermatologist, undoubtedly using "science", decides the color blue can kill you because of its proximity to violet, which was last seen hanging out with ultra-violet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senator Pat Toomey of PA, which, purely coincidentally, happens to be where the Hershey Corporation is headquartered, attacks Trump's new deal with Mexico that will raise the price and limit the amounts of sugar imported from that country
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"The shooting of Philando Castile was reasonable," says E.W. Jackson, who goes on to say "the police officer did not overreact because Castile never should have admitted that he was legally carrying a gun in the first place"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Thunderstorm commits war crime against Florida
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
The FDA is moving to limit the amount of side effects listed in TV ads. Pharma marketers may have to call their doctors in four hours
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Was Russia behind Brexit? Did Le Pen fall on Vlad's sword? What will happen in Germany? THIS is your Senate Intelligence Committee hearing thread "Russian interference in Europe" edition. (10am ET start time)
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Trump admits Russia threw the election in his favor. Kysliac is withdrawn. Carter Page talks to the feds in private. Kushner lawyers up. And Paul Manafort finally registers as a Foreign Agent
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FIFA concludes Russian bid committee that destroyed their computers immediately after winning did nothing corrupt. Seems legit
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chair of the House Intelligence Committee Devin Nunes (R-ebellious):"Whatever, I do what I want"
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The He-Wolf Baron Corbin stalks Beirut as we all await the July 4th return of Liberty Belle. Instead of a stereotyped welfare queen, we'll get a penitentiary. Join the Gorgeous Gentlemen of Wrestling tonight for MITB Redux on SDL 8pm ET USA
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: when you tent your house to kill termites, make sure other pests can't find their way inside
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
Imagine Kermit the Frog wired on coffee with a violent temperment, and you've got Jim Henson's earliest proto-Muppet creations
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(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
Salvaged and repaired, Mitsubishi's Zero fighter takes off from Japan minutes before authorities could inform the pilot the war is over
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet admits he's part of the problem. "If you go to 1982, when Forbes put on their first 400 list, those people had [a total of] $93 billion. They now they have $2.4 trillion." Offers no solutions
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell isn't playing 13-dimensional chess. It's more like 1-dimensional tic-tac-toe
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell issues an urgent warning to the White House, staff, and colleagues that unless they pass the healthcare bill this week, he will have to do the unthinkable: "be forced to work with Chuck Schumer" and *gasp* COMPROMISE
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
How bad is it in Trump land? Even diehard Trumpies now admitting getting a million people to DC to support Trump is off by a factor of about 100. BTW even that number is probably impossible judging from this last weekend
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Subby has no idea what a "Baby Driver" or an "Ansel Elgort" is, but it was getting a 98% on Rotten Tomatoes when this headline was submitted
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former GOP respresentative admits he was anti-Obamacare, right up until the moment he became unemployed without insurance
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bonds admits he is still juicing
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
MIT leverages self-driving technology to create self-driving wheelchairs & & &
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court declines to hear two Second Amendment cases and lets the 9th Circuit's rulings stand that when it comes to convicted felons owning of firearms, or permit requirements for concealed carry. A little bit of infringing? Yeah that's a-OK
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(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
Do you think these home trends should make a comeback? Submitter used to have an apartment with a sunken conversation pit. That apartment was super tacky. LGT trends
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Broadway production of 1984 so realistic, audiences are fainting, vomiting, getting into fights with each other. Usually Olivia Wilde causing fights is expected, but not the other stuff
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Spike)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Bellator 180 live from Madison Square Garden. Chael Sonnen vs Wanderlei Silva, Fedor Emelianenko vs Matt Mitrione. Early prelims stream at 6pm ET, Prelims at 8pm on Spike TV, main card PPV at 10pm
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Once again, science imitates art
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Meet Mike. Mitch McConnell wants to kill Mike. F*ck Mitch McConnell
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Fri June 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
On the same day the House Oversight Cmte Chair says he's ending its investigation into Russian election interference, The Senate Judiciary Committee starts an investigation of former AG Lynch-based on allegations in a fake intel doc Russia created
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
President Trump admits to witness tampering. Any. Day. Now
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
RMIT researchers have created a new solar paint that absorbs moisture from the air and uses sunlight to split water atoms and harvest hydrogen as fuel
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
After recent poll calls the GOP health care legislation "the least popular major bill in decades", Trump commits political suicide with a tweet praising the plan
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Latest)
 
 
 
This is what democracy looks like in Trump America: Protesters with disabilities -- some in wheelchairs -- DRAGGED AWAY from Mitch McConnell's office Thursday morning after staging sit-in to send message that health care is matter of "life or death"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich admits that Trump was lying about having taped conversations with James Comey to "rattle him," because nothing matters, and they don't care that you know that he lied
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(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
1 in 10 Canadians admit to having sex in a canoe - which is substantially more to those who admit to enjoying 'merikun beer
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Wed June 21, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
RICO follows The Don, the Oversight Committee wants to know why Kushner and Flynn weren't blocked and a WSJ reporter was canned for arms sales. It's time for Rachel to explain it all at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Ghostbusters II baby commits suicide. Gets cast in next movie
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(Slate)
 
 
 
An inside look at how Mitch McConnell weaponized our short attention spans so that he could OMG LOOK AT THE KITTENS
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The most treacherous battle of World War I was one you've never heard of. It was called the Battle of the Dolomites, and it happened in the mountains of Italy
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
How bad was the Russian cyber war during the election? Where does the non-Russian world go from here? Today we bring you the House and Senate Intelligence Committees hearings on Russian cyber attacks during the election (9:30am and Jeh Johnson @10am)
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Tue June 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin says of tax reform, "The speaker, myself, the Senate leadership, we are all 100 percent committed to getting it done this year." In other words, there is absolutely NO CHANCE it's getting done this year
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell: "Democrats will have ample opportunity to read and amend the Affordable Healthcare Act repeal bill that took us years to put together. We think 10 hours are more than sufficient"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel get replaced? Will Sessions announce he's facing off with the Senate Judiciary Committee? Will Donnie Two Scoops contradict his surrogates again via tweets? THIS is you Trump scandal/speculation thread (~5pm ET shoe drop)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
VA police are now saying that the killing of Muslim girl in Sterling was not a hate crime but "road rage" stemming from a traffic incident, which the family is just a mite skeptical of because she and her friends were ON FOOT at the time
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sen. John McCain is so dissatisfied with his party for hiding their Trumpcare bill, he's submitted his "Yes" vote nine days early
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Comedian Jenny Slate talks about being fired after one season on SNL, after committing the ultimate sin in her very first sketch of her very first episode ... one that she even wrote
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Mon June 19, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis say at the last minute they changed their son's name from Walt to Dimitri. Apparently they felt Walt would make their son feel too normal with parents named Ashton and Mila
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
So, according to Morrissey, putting a "LIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER" sticker on a limited-edition pressing of a The Smiths single is a conspiracy to "freeze sales" instead of ensuring all fans get to buy a copy and not pay outrageous prices on eBay
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I don't understand. We put out the help wanted sign and everything. Doesn't anyone want to help me make America great again? Anyone? Dammit, where is everyone?"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
So subby had 4,700 lbs of dynamite left over this week that he had to get rid of
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Sat June 17, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
45 yeas ago today, there was a break-in of the Democratic National Committee office in the Watergate office building. So nice to know our national leaders would never oversee anything as stupid as that again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New poll reveals most Americans think Trump committed a felony. Although the results are equally split between collusion with Russians, his charity, his casinos, Trump University, the way he treats women
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Fri June 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Hey Mitch, we better back off. Trumpcare is opposed by the voters in *every* state." "Voters? Where we're going, we won't need voters"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Lorde admits that she secretly ran an Instagram account about onion rings
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Girl who convinced her boyfriend to commit suicide so she could play the grieving girlfriend to get attention and sympathy has been found guilty of manslaughter
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Thu June 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gingrich yesterday tried to attack special counsel Mueller by calling him "The tip of the deep state Spear", but, actually, you have to admit, just makes Mueller sound that much cooler
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Having evidently never seen the blood-soaked alternate ending of Mr Smith Goes to Washington, Republican lawmakers want to start packing heat in DC
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Wed June 14, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Let it be known herewith / A new name to be familiar with / She'll surely be a hit / Our new Poet Laureate / Please welcome Tracy K. Smith
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Jeff Sessions testimony was recreated by Kate McKinnon on Late Night with Seth Meyers. She does a pitch-perfect imitation of the hate elf
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: "Am I personally under investigation?" Comey, three times: "No". Senate Judiciary Committee today: "Yes, yes you are, you orange buffoon"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Black minister submits resolution for Southern Baptist Convention to condemn white supremacy, alt-right groups. Oh Lordy, hilarity ensues
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(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Trucker responsible for 9-car pileup on state highway takes elderly neighbor hostage, forces her to drive him to Detroit where he barricaded himself in home before committing suicide. The Aristocrats
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
Video
 
So what do we do after a geriatric Senator stonewalls a Select Intelligence Committee investigation? I can't recall, so let's have a Pony thread instead
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Sessions slips, admits he met with Russian spymaster Kyslyac under the context of Trump's Campaign. Further question along that line shut down by confirmed Oleg Deripaska cohort John McCain
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
General Stonewall Sessions appeared before the Senate Intel Committee today. Let's watch Rachel's take on that tonight on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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(SILive)
 
 
 
NJ resident Jason A. Smith becomes a trivia answer for being the first person charged with drunk driving on the new Goethals Bridge, connecting NJ to NYC
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If only Kermit knew then what we know now
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Jeff deny he ever lived in a tree? Will Donnie Two Scoops live tweet? Will there be perjury? THIS is your Jeff Sessions Testifying in a Senate Intelligence Committee public hearing thread. (Update: 2:15pm start)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Did you notice Cavs' JR Smith's seemingly meaningless 3-point shot in the closing seconds of Game 5? Well, it turned out to be worth millions
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Mon June 12, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
Katy Perry admits to cultural appropriation. Who knew "stripper" was a culture?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The soundtrack to Labyrinth is an essential part of David Bowie's discography while the codpiece he wore in Labyrinth belongs in the Smithsonian
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump: I'm not a liar. Reporter: Remember that time you tried to sue me for libel and my lawyer got you to admit 30 lies under oath? Good times. Bonus: Trump is using the same lawyer now as he used during that case
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(Independent)
 
 
 
To hang on to power with her minority in Parliament, May needs to commit to a hard Brexit. And also a soft Brexit. And also no Brexit at all. And also a double Brexit with cheese. And also a Brexit, Brexit, eggs, bacon, Brexit, chips, and Brexit
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
7th Heaven actress Beverley Mitchell says she's not as wholesome as she seemed on TV. Like daughter, like father
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It wasn't just Comey: Former US Attorney Preet Bahara, who served in the SD of New York, which had jurisdiction over crimes committed in NYC, says the day after refusing to take a call from Trump that he felt was "improper", he was fired
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ways Britain is a lot like the US: In the wake of the Manchester bombing UK police rounded up everyone the bomber said "hi" to recently and called them his "network". Ways they're way different: They've admitted their error and released them without charge
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Sun June 11, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Did I say "testify before the committee?" I meant "test drive the Buick Century." Sorry for the confusion
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Duterte would rather claim that US "advisors" were operating in his country without his knowledge than admit he asked for assistance
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Three men admit converting nuclear bunker into "Weedzilla" cannabis factory
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee tries to remain relevant, demands the White House either confirm or deny the existence of the Comey Tapes. What a bunch of GLOMARs
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook will address the 2017 graduates at MIT, some of which may actually look up from their screens
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Good news for those with Tourette's syndrome. You submitted this with a more jangly headline
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Judge Napolitano tells Shep Smith that Donald Trump might just fire his entire senior staff in the wake of recent developments. Please proceed, Mr. President
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Thu June 08, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Color changing tattoos help monitor blood sugar and other health stats. Which apparently is the medical community's 21st century answer to the mood ring
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Do merging black holes emit light? Or gravitational waves only? There's interesting evidence... but is it right?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In the wake of Comey's testimony, Paul Ryan is reduced to offering the most embarrassing, and terrifying, defense of Trump yet: Yes Trump at the very least breached protocol and may have committed a crime but it's okay because "He's new at this"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
'Making a Murderer' lawyer of Steven Avery submits brief, charges ex boyfriend of killing Theresa Halbach...."yeah"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Burr: Goddammit, Kamala. Shut the hell up. Jeez, what is with you Democrats and asking another question before the witness can even answer the first one? Harris: But with all due re- Burr: Put a sock in it, Harris
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Climber who just scaled El Capitan in Yosemite feels no fear. Here's the fearless science
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP: It's not obstruction because Trump did not openly write "I, 45th President Donald J Trump, do hereby commit Obstruction of Justice by ordering James Comey to stop the Russia Investigation under pain of termination as FBI director" in blood
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(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
California has a legal limit for alcohol intoxication, but it does not have one for marijuana
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Wed June 07, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Coats, McCabe, Rogers and Rosenstein stonewall the Senate Intel Committee, so they release Comey's opening statement early. I'm so glad Rachel's back at 9PM on MSNBC
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Even arch-conservative Jennifer Rubin is willing to admit the "other shoes" are falling so fast on the Trump-Russia scandal that it's starting to look like an earthquake hit Imelda Marcos' closet
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker claims the Manchester victims "literally invited themselves to be attacked and cursed themselves by attending the Ariana Grande concert." If God exists, he'd smite such a hateful asshole
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
In what surely wasn't meant to be a precursor to tomorrow's Comey hearing, Coates, Rosenstein, Rogers, and McCabe all testify today before the Senate Intelligence Committee. THIS is your thread for it. Hope you bring enough popcorn. (10 am ET start)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Scooter hits four home runs in one game. Kermit impressed
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos: 'schools that take federal funds will comply with the law.' Senate subcommittee: 'so you'll protect the rights of LGBT youth and non-Christian students?' DeVos: [crickets]
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Tue June 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pentagon commits table foul in game of Qatars, forced to imbibe
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(Independent)
 
 
 
France and Germany develop hydrogen-powered zero-emissions train that only emits water. U.S. sits in the corner playing with a piece of coal
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Katie McHugh: "Breitbart fired me for telling the truth about Islam and Muslim immigration." In other news, even Breitbart has a limit
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Mon June 05, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
But.... who'll look after Gromit?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
India commits to selling only electric cars by 2030
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan has some delicious crow, apologizing to Ariana Grande, admitting "I misjudged you"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's National Security team fully anticipated a commitment to mutual defense during the NATO speech. Boy, did they miscalculate
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Sun June 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP admits that we'll see tax reform before any Obamacare repeal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump has filed an extension for submitting his 2016 1040 form. Apparently completing it on time was just too taxing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Parents who constantly check phones for texts, emails and cat videos may be more likely to have children who misbehave than parents who don't, study says. Dammit, parents, share those adorable kitties with your kids
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Sat June 03, 2017
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Utah's new BAC limit lowest in nation. Cell phones, make-up, kittens considered more dangerous than the new level
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The latest potential murder committed by Millennials? Casual dining restaurants
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
According to Dan Harmon, the "luckiest" character in Rick and Morty is none other than... Jerry Smith?
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Fri June 02, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Vegetarian Conspiracy; oddly, not the name of subby's Smiths/Morrissey tribute band
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee" where they will be distributing Purell, we hope
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Made in Italy" branding plan, designed to create a national identity for iconic Italian foods, and thwart foreign imitations of Italian cuisine, implodes spectacularly after Italians can't even figure out what it means to be Italian
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
FS1 talking head Stephen A. Smith, who hasn't gotten his pick for the winner of NBA Finals right in 6 years, gives the Golden State Warriors the "kiss of death". Video evidence included
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is 43 today, and it's like submitting You Oughta Know instead of Ironic
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Wed May 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump admits those leaks he is so angry about are COMING FROM INSIDE THE (White) HOUSE. Only the best people, folks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
National Republican Committee launches coordinated effort to put an end to one of the worst threats to the well being of middle America: Morning Joe
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The District Attorney decided today that the man who tossed a fish on the ice during game 1 of the Stanley Cup Final "does not rise to the level of criminal charges". Admit to being 'catfished'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I left my ex because he went from being uncertain about having kids to being committed to a 100% child-free life. Two weeks ago, I learned I was pregnant with his child. We're now an ocean apart. Should I tell him it's his?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Canadians hate to be called "nice," but one admits it's worse than that: "We're dull"
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We heard you like live snakes, so we put a live snake inside your live snake so it could vomit up a live snake
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Portland mayor wants free speech banned within city limits to prevent its racist citizens from herping the derp
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. You submitted a better headline from a little maze of twisty passages, all alike
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Smite my shiny, metal ass"
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Schmitt's Creek
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
One of these things is not like the other at the G7 Summit. Hint: Either Trump speaks fluent Italian, or he's just pretending to listen
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
White House: "Here's a picture of all the NATO leaders' wives." Journalist: "Isn't that the Luxembourg PM's husband in the back row?" White House: "THERE WERE ONLY WIVES AT THE NATO SUMMIT"
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Sat May 27, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times swallows its pride and says Mitch McConnell might be right about something, agrees with him that it may be too hard to replace Obamacare
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christians who promote LGBTQ acceptance are committing heresy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, Trump. How ya doin? When you get a chance, could you go ahead and forward to us your records of every single contact you've ever made with Russia since you announced your candidacy? kthxbye -- Heads of the Senate Intelligence Committee
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News: Mother locked in immigration family detention facility tries to commit suicide in desperate effort to free her two kids. Fark: A federal ruling says they should've been freed months ago
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Teacher resigns to become full-time 'lice slayer', equips herself with shampoo of cleansing and comb with +5 against mites
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House admits it doesn't know how much it's cutting from Medicaid. Apparently it all depends on how fast patients die off when they're denied any health care benefits
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmaker who believes in chemtrails and asserts that the earth is 6,000 years old tapped to head education committee, because of course
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Buried in Trump's budget is a provision authorizing the unlimited capture, sale, and slaughter of wild horses
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell admits Obamacare repeal is hopeless because he can't possibly get 50 out of 52 members of his own party to support killing 23 million people before the midterms
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Wed May 24, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Real estate CEO admits he stole $1.6M to pay for strippers and blow. Anyone know his Fark user name?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It appears that Jessica Simpson is going the way of Anna Nicole Smith, and all Ellen DeGeneres can do is stare frantically into the camera as if to say "someone please help this woman"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee to Mike Flynn, we will see your fifth and raise you a pair. A pair of subpoenas on your businesses
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Patribotics)
 
 
 
*snorts line of salt* "Misha" Flynn is talking to the FBI, is responsible for the rise of Nazis in European elections, committed treason in Manchester, England, and interpreted Trump's "Stay Strong" text as a threat
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"It's too early to make this political," an angry Shepard Smith scolds former CIA Director James Woolsey, who attempted to blame the Manchester attack on Obama
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump has now committed the same offense that led Richard Nixon to resign from office. It was enough then to shock Republicans to drop their support, why not now?
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Weather man to climate change deniers - "Submit your evidence to peer reviewed journals or stfu"
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn wants to remind you he is not antisemitic, it's just he hangs out with, supports, and praises Holocaust deniers, who he also claims are not antisemitic
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Add Mitch McConnell to the "guess who else took Russian money" list
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Thanks to Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA), Articles of Impeachment drafting process may already be underway in the House Judiciary Committee
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Sun May 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's becoming apparent that even robots are misogynists, out to limit women's ability to work
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Somebody named Vanessa Bayer is leaving SNL after 7 seasons of anonymity
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Authorities have a blast after finding 50 pounds of dynamite at an unused tobacco packing house in NC. Dynomite (Exclamation point)
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Fri May 19, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
After the spanking the Sens gave the Pens in game 3, look for the Pens to return the favor. Or will Fluery wilt like yesterday's flower? Phil & Gino drop the gloves on the bench? Sid admit he liked getting spanked? NTTAWWT Songs at 8 pm ET then HOCKEY
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Early reviews of Wonder Woman movie say it's the best movie DC has yet made. Admittedly, that's a pretty low bar to cross over, but hey, positive reviews are still positive reviews amirite?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Why are Trump supporters okay with him committing treason? 'Cuz stigginit to libtards over country, that's why
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The House Science Committee had to write Trump a letter begging him to stop falling for fake news and actually try out some real sources once in his administration
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Shepard Smith's emotional tribute to founder of the #1 cable news station, "I loved him"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Admit it, you've spent many restless nights wondering where the cleanest gas station bathroom in every state was located. Sleep well tonight, my friend
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"That's not my husband," woman says after in-flight emergency. To be fair, after he started attacking people with a coffee pot, I wouldn't admit to marrying him either
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
VP Pence decides "now" would be a good time to register a political action committee. I wonder what would have spurred him to do that?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban admits the Mavs played the end of the season the same way as the beginning and middle
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not wanting to be left in the dust by the Senate, Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) invites former FBI Director James Comey to testify before the House Oversight Committee
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
You know like how you commit impeachable offenses, but as a joke
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(Variety)
 
 
 
CBS announces the shows for the fall 2017-18 schedule that no one will admit they watch even though the shows all get huge ratings
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sessions is preparing to prosecute media outlets that publish classified information, insists that all stories should be submitted to the Trump Administration for approval for publication, or else
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Putin offers to give transcripts of President Trump committing treason to the United States Congress. Da, comrade
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Senate GOP: Outing a Republican for commiting a federal crime will soon be illegal
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Tue May 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Game 2 of the NBA Western Conference championship commences tonight with San Antonio at Golden State. Let's hope that Zaza Pachulia doesn't commit manslaughter against the Spurs again. 9pm ET on ESPN
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1929, the first statue of limitations is presented
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here we see NATO reworking an entire summit to suit Donald Trump
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides bankruptcy and statute of limitations laws no longer matter
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this falling Kermit
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Mitchell Trubisky just signed a multi-million dollar contract but keeps rolling around in his grandmother's 1997 Camry
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Great Japanese Potato Chip Famine to last until fall. UN committee discussing potential Operation Dorito Drop
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attention parents - Think you're being unique by naming your baby something odd, misspelled or socially trendy? Chances are you're sealing their social fate and limiting future career potential
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(CNN)
 
 
 
AG Sessions tells prosecutors to charge suspects with the most severe crimes they can prove. Senate Intelligence Committee writes "treason" next to Trump's name
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Relax everyone, Trump is now an expert on healthcare policy. While he admitted in Feb that it was "unbelievably complex" he now says "In a short period of time I understood everything there was to know about healthcare,"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Deputy Attorney General and Comey firing patsy Rod Rosenstein takes a trip to the Senate Intelligence Committee, asks to have a quick chat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott finally admits that he got Prometheus 'wrong'
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Wed May 10, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde discusses the meaning of "Green Light" though she hasn't even cracked the Top 100 submitters list yet
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Burr threatens to subpoena presidential aides who fail to turn over the documents his Intelligence Committee requested by the end of this week. The President's aides vow they'll see him in Weehawken first
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Step up for round 3: Senate Intel Committee invites Comey to testify next week. The popcorn will be delicious
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tom Garrett, Republican member of the House Freedom Committee, says Trump is "small potatoes" compared to Hitler and the Nazis. That is exactly the best comparison to make at this point
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Anne Frank Memorial defaced with racist, anti-Semitic messages. At least that's what they told her
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee asks for all the pertinent financial data from Trump's entire transition team
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Admit it, you want one
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's most pressing concern after learning Comey got fired by President Trump? "We need a fair and timely confirmation process to fill the FBI director's position"
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Primitive humans also had funerary customs, burying their dead with purpose and intent, fear of a zombie uprising
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: Hey, Mitt. I need your help. Do you still have those binders full of women? I need some. Also, how did you manage to fit actual, full-size women into binders? If you could do that, surely you would been a great president
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(Some Chubby Guy)
 
 
 
On this day in 1962, a pulse light laser beam sent by a team of scientists from MIT successfully bounced off the moon, freaking out cats across the globe
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor Shepard Smith is now speaking out about coming out
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Jason Smith, in Missouri District 8, you voted to kill my wife. I won't forget that"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oreo is having a $500,000 competition to determine its next limited edition flavor. Let's help them out, Fark
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Now you are gonna want to sit down for this: a TX lawmaker admitted his bill to reclassify TX prisons as "day care centers" so they could be used to house ICE detainees, was written by a lobbyist for one of the largest private prison corps in the US
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Yates tell us that Trump knew about Flynn's crookedness long before he was fired? Will Clapper admit the Russians won? Will Trump live tweet during the hearing? THIS Is your Senate Judiciary Hearing on Russian Interference thread (2:30 start)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg admits Transformers V is just a funky bunch of robots fighting each other with no real plot
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet admits he was dumb. Still a billionaire though, so he's go that going for him
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bad: Heading into the next UN climate summit to figure out the rules for implementing the climate-rescue Paris Agreement, the numbers look pretty bad for planet Earth. Worse: Trump wants to rewrite the math
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Sun May 07, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
What is more shocking: A teacher dragging a pre-schooler through the hallway, or that she was fired almost immediately? Tag for the teacher, because Fark won't let us submit two tags at once
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
How to submit a comment to the FCC regarding their attempts to revoke net neutrality. This would make regular fark into totalfark, and totalfark would be all-encompassinglyfark, except it'd cost more for the same thing
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Sat May 06, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
"the scientific method is illegitimate, a tool of the sundry atavistic forces conspiring to keep down the female, the black, the brown, the poor, the gay, the disabled, the gender-fluid - everybody except Mitt Romney." . . . and then it gets weird
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Over 94 percent of the artists booked to play "Austin City Limits" music festival this October come from outside Austin city limits. Nevertheless, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Killers, Ice Cube, and The XX surely embody spirit of indie roots music
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Fri May 05, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
MN Senate votes for state-level protections for internet privacy 66-1, then the committee co-chaired by the only Senator who voted against it removes them before the bill is finalized
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Walking Dead star Josh McDermitt quits social media after getting death threats for his character's poor decision-making and even worse mullet
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
More Great news for Congressional Republicans: All Senate GOP leaders except Yertle are term-limited in their current positions and so there will be an internal fight to replace them just as the Senate tries to tackle Obamacare and tax reform
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Ranking Dem on the Senate Intel Committee gives 2 to 1 odds of Trump not finishing his term. Lots of other words and umlauts in article
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Was the Bears pick of Mitchell Trubisky with the second pick in the draft the worst NFL draft flub ever? Keep in mind this IS the Bears we're talking about
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
RHCP's Chad Smith and Foo Fighters' Dave Grohl collaborating with C: Derek Smalls of Spinal Tap?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Mika commits to having morning, day, and night Joe
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Le Pen admits plagiarizing adversary's speech, but says it's okay because it's been said hundreds of times, then regales reporters with her tales of being born a poor black woman on the south side of Chicago
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
FBI investigating whether FBI agents were leaking information on the investigation into Hillary Clinton's e-mails to Rudy Giuliani. One telling clue is that he admitted it on air
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Please submit your account information in the link to the right to learn how to avoid this dangerous phishing attack
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Comey admit the Steele dossier is all true? Will Grassley be an assley? Will we ever get to the bottom of this? THIS is your "Comey's 🎵 testify, testify, come on down and testify🎵" Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing thread (10am ET start time)
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(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Oregon man submits resume for Benghazi investigation
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Like Neil Smith before him, Jamaal Charles leaves Kansas City for the good side
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
AI quickly learns to imitate voices. They tried it with Trump's voice. It worked perfectly only it made way to much sense so back to the drawing board
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obamacare repeal threatened as chairman of Obamacare repeal committee now opposes repealing Obamacare as Obamacare repeal repeals Obamacare
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
It's flying termite swarm season in New Orleans
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump's re-election committee blasts CNN for refusing to air their Trump campaign ad which labels CNN as "Fake News". In other news, barely 100 days into his first term, Trump is actively running for re-election and airing campaign ads
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(Metro)
 
 
 
People with limited knowledge of music choose the top ten songs of all time. OF. ALL.TIME
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
"Almost every speed limit is too low," said: A) Dom Toretto, B) Dale Jr., or C) Michigan State Police
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
Not news: Viral infection spreads from one tick species to another. Fark: The new species is the deer tick, and the infection can cause fatal brain inflammation in humans. OMFG: The virus can be transmitted in as little as 15 minutes
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Almost no one had any idea what the Bears were doing in the draft. That includes the fans, the execs from the other teams, the 49ers, Mike Glennon, Mitch Trubisky, or even John Fox, the Bears' head coach
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
In honor of the US entry into World War I in April of 1917, lets take a trip down memory lane... and read about the first officially sanctioned Ministry of Propaganda in American history, the Committee on Public Information
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Don't taunt the dynamite dictator in North Korea, talk to him
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: art imitates life. News: life imitates art. Fark: where "art" = a Jim Carrey movie from 20 years ago
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN admits Trump is right about media bias
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tired of your child getting 3 hours of homework every night? What to do? Simple, send a note to the teacher saying you're not permitting your child to do any homework at all
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron and his sister's creepy 'Christian' marriage tip: Wives must 'submit' to their husbands
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A pastor who admitted to have 'spread the love' with a teenager to spend between 3 and 6 years in prison
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Val Kilmer finally admits he may be on 2017's death list
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Okay, honey, I admit I was faking it - but only because I was practicing my acting skills. What did you think?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Keyless entry fobs for cars are super convenient, particularly for thieves with a receiver and retransmitter
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's assume the Fast & Furious crowd stole all your mega-expensive cars one night. The insurance has paid out and you want to fill your garage with different ones of about equivalent value (the sky's the limit). Which four cars would you buy?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Honestly? I feel kind of dumb," admits voter who feels bamboozled by Trump's lies
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Fri April 28, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
LA City Council candidate admits using Tinder for extramarital hookups, not paying taxes and calling blacks the N-word. But says he's staying in the race and feels good because he's "hydrated"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook admit they fell victim to a "phishing" scam run by a Lithuanian hacker who managed to bilk them out of over $100 million combined. Though, to be fair both of those companies have that much in the "coffee fund" in the breakroom
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Science admits religion isn't going anywhere, guaranteeing centuries of Fark threads
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald admits to not reading the Executive Orders he signs, and just reads the titles
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Thu April 27, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
I see your 3D printer that can print body parts and I raise you a 3D printer that can print entire buildings
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump creates a new hotline to report crimes committed by aliens. The internet responds
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Shep Smith on Fox News: The way this administration is handling the Michael Flynn scandal looks and feels like a cover up
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Iconic Silver Lake location from "Figure 8" cover has been turned into an Elliott Smith-themed restaurant. Patrons please refrain from plunging your knife into your chest
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Tue April 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Those apparently non-existent donors and fake addresses that appear in the Trump Inauguration Committee FEC filing? Just 'Technical glitches" and they'll file an amended report just as soon as they get the list faked...er, they mean FIXED, fixed up
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Mon April 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here I thought the causes of poverty included stagnant wages, increased prices, limited advancement opportunities, and corporate greed. Thanks, Mayor Taylor, for setting me straight
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Matt Bevin (R-ewards Program) wants to combine the worst parts of loyalty cards, healthcare, and the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice. Paul Ryan and Donald Trump both seen making notes
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Sun April 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's Homeland Security director John Kelly admits he doesn't have a clue how to stop domestic terrorists
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
The second most controversial issue in this well-off suburb is tax rates. The most controversial is decibel limits for domestic servants
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(Network World)
 
 
 
This is what passes for a yard sale at MIT
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Subby will admit to stopping feeling sorry for Melania at $52M a year to keep her in New York instead of the White House, but, I can see how a piece in Vanity Fair could be sympathetic to a woman past her "checkout time" in Trump years
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