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123 headlines found matching 'MBA'
Thu January 19, 2017
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pastor claims his shoe can cure vaginal warts. In somewhat related news, Red Forman claims his shoe can cure dumbassery
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The hottest ticket in Washington for Friday's inauguration is the all-day party at the Canadian embassy: "It's a hotly coveted invitation. It's kind of like being in the VIP box at a hockey game or something"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell will not make trip to Gillette Stadium for AFC title game. Plans on watching the Super Bowl from a Motel 6 near NRG Stadium and will go and present the Lombardi trophy only if the Patriots do not win
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish advertising company embarrassed to find out the phrase "White Power" has unfortunate connotations in English. Huh, there goes my plan for "Death to America" brand oversized coffins
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Citing Rush Limbaugh at the premier source on reality, Gwinnett County Commissioner Tommy Hunter questions the legitimacy of John Lewis's congressional win in his gerrymandered republican district
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Official statement from Russian Embassy confirms they have near daily calls with Michael Flynn, consider him a local asset
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Note to today's MBA students: 2007's "I work on Wall Street and stole $1 trillion from shareholders and walk free" is ALWAYS a better plan than 2017's "I sell sandwiches and stole $2 million from Uncle Sam in taxes and face prison time"
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"It's never too early to start thinking about what I'll put up next Christmas," says man whose Satanic display in a public park to combat the Jesus stuff drew criticism, applause
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Tue January 10, 2017
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Temba, his arms wide
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A look at Jeff Sessions' attempts to combat allegations proving his racism, which are shockingly a little more deep than "I have this black friend"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Senators have introduced a bill that would halve embassy security worldwide until the US Embassy is moved to Jerusalem. That's like 1,000 Benghazis
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Some Carnegie)
 
 
 
Kremlin spin doctors will regret their pre-election enthusiasm for Trump, will be considered dated and vaguely embarrassing in decades to come
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Trump's ambassador to the EU is a hardcore Brexiter because of course he is
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Chickens are scumbags who trick their partners into sex
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump gives all current ambassadors and their families 2 weeks to GTFO
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With no other products to export, Zimbabwe starts shipping its elephants to China. Presumably in trunks
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Here are Canada's top-secret plans for when the Queen dies: "The minute a sovereign dies, officials will be immediately issued with black ties and armbands. Black ribbons will be hung on portraits and all fiddle recitals will be cancelled"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I'm appalled and embarrassed," Ana Navarro says of Donald Trump's decision to ally himself with Julian Assange and completely ignore the CIA and things like evidence and proof
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Mon January 02, 2017
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
The Great Omaha Gumball Theft case may have been solved
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(Daily Nation (Kenya))
 
 
 
Sure, book your cheap holiday tickets with some airline called Jambojet. What's the worst that can happen? As your wife will sarcastically ask you days later when you're both still stuck on a bus. On a ferry. On your connecting flight through Mombasa
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazil says the Greek ambassador is missing... a few brain cells, cause we just found him down at the Baklava shop, he forgot to charge his phone. It's so funny. Actually, he's been missing for three days
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Surfing teen wears a shark-repelling armband device for the first time. Guess what happens next
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(Australian Financial Review)
 
 
 
Here's what an MBA says about your boss, besides the fact they like to add up numbers and once had too much time on their hands
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
There are several hidden dangers of moving the US embassy to Jerusalem
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
NASA is firing lasers into the ocean from a satellite, possibly in an effort to combat sharks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The amazing power of glasses on a dumbass like Rick Perry
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Sat December 24, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Dumbass: NYPD raids the wrong house. Fark: And Snapchats the family in handcuffs with "Merry Christmas Its NYPD"
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Fri December 23, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Embarrassing: thinking you won your MMA bout, only to find out you lost. Embarrassinger: punching the ring girl's face in frustration. Embarrassingest: she doesn't go down either
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Thu December 22, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Schools aren't doing enough to combat the crap kids are made to believe at home
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an attorney. You have the right to be taken to a hospital and then be a dumbass, in which case I will shoot you"
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Wed December 21, 2016
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Here are the best weather tools NOAA has to offer when it comes to predicting and dealing with winter storms. Got some of your own? (Zomba.com's highly accurate Predict-O-Cast is assumed known around here)
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Mon December 19, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Woman finds rocket warhead in yard, posts pic to Facebook asking what it is. Well, it's metal and pointy and call 911 dumbass
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(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Russian ambassador to Turkey shot in Ankara, which will make it difficult for him to walk. Especially since he's dead
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US Ambassador Power to Syria, Russia and Iran: "Are you truly incapable of shame?" Russian Ambassador Vitaly "Ross" Churkin: "Get a load of Mother Teresa over here"
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Embattled Labour Party "leader" Jeremy Corbyn angrily leaves karaoke party after people started chanting for Tony Blair's return
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey America: The rest of the world thinks your outrage over a nation trying to rig one of YOUR elections is hilarious: "Double standards are their way of life. It is laughable - and embarrassing - when America lectures others about democracy"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Would-be jihadists using western paintball ranges to train for combat in Syria, provided their mom gives them their passport back
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(Broadway World)
 
 
 
Dr Bombay no longer treating witches and warlocks
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Wed December 14, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
US officials believe that senior member of Trump's campaign was personally involved in hacking the DNC and releasing embarrassing information
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Well sure, I shot up a pizza place because I am a dumbass who reads too much fake news and really believed Hillary was running a pedophile slave ring out of its basement, but you don't have to make a federal case out of it. You just did? Oh
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
And now here's a trailer for a "Mortal Kombat" movie made in Ghana, Africa
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Embargo lifted
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
UN drops Wonder Woman as ambassador, presumably after realizing she hasn't had a single memorable story in over 75 years of existence
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Mon December 12, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Dude takes Dead Man's Curve too fast in pickup, goes airborne, down embankment, lands on shoulder, goes airborne again, slams into golf club's iron gate, mailbox, then hits another shoulder, goes airborne 3rd time, lands in pond, then sinks. Airborne
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venezuela pulls highest-value banknote to combat crime. Fark: Each note worth two cents
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
For Farkers who want to leave their mom's basement and also enjoy asking politicians embarrassing questions, Mediaite has the job for you
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
With such an important post as Ambassador to Japan to fill, Donald Trump thinks Bobby Valentine might be the best man for the job
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump picks 'old friend of China' Iowa Governor Branstad as U.S. ambassador to China. Move will hopefully quell that whole Taiwan phone call thingy between Trump and China
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Nation's moron coalition has come out in support of Trump's dumbarse phone call. We're with ya. We do stupid stuff all the time as well. If we were President, we would have probably killed millions of Americans by now. Yay Democracy
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: fake Apple stores in foreign countries. New hotness: fake U.S. embassies in foreign countries
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Don Calfa: Ernie the embalmer in Return Of The Living Dead, rusty hit man Paulie in Weekend At Bernie's, and did more guest appearances on Barney Miller than anyone
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Thu December 01, 2016
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Governor Paul LePage: Mainers are a bunch of dumbass hicks
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Wed November 30, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bicyclist dies of embarrassment after hitting box turtle. Darwin puts bicyclist in this year's top ten list. Trump's on the list because of his hair. So, now the hair and the tortoise are on the list. Smooth, subby, smooth
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump wants to set up nationalist populist political arm. Perhaps they could wear an armband to show their affiliation?
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin personally presents future ambassador Steven Seagal with a Russian passport
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
No, you're not imagining it - your hair might actually be genetically 'uncombable'. Thanks, mom
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Ways to combat winter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How to deal with troublesome dissenters to your throne? Stick them in as UN Ambassador, duh
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
It's always a little embarrassing to find out the stealth destroyer you built for the military broke down in the Panama Canal and had to be towed to the Pacific Ocean by tugboats
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump would really like it if the UK appointed Nigel Farage ambassador to the US
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Mon November 21, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"A man has pleaded guilty to stalking Hollywood A-lister Keira Knightley by making 'meowing' noises through her letterbox and bombarding her with cat-themed messages"
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Sun November 20, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
All the NFL dome teams are playing in a dome this afternoon. Other teams such as the Patriots and the Steelers are looking to avoid embarrassing losses to lowly teams such as the 49ers and Browns. It's your NFL Sunday thread. Games start at 1 PM ET
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Dinner Thread I'm roasting a chicken. What are you having? Oh, and what was your first computer? LGT GIS for extinct wombat for no reason
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(The Influence)
 
 
 
Trump protestors were "all too busy smoking drugs to go out and vote," says walking embarrassment Nigel Farage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dr. Ben Carson will not be ambassador to Egypt
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Mon November 14, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ivana Trump wants her ex-husband to make her ambassador to the Czech Republic. That's the joke, or not
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In what would be one of the biggest trolls ever, Nigel Farage may become the US ambassador to the EU
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Polish army launches free nationwide classes to teach women unarmed combat
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump Brexits the world: Asian markets crater, U.S. markets fall, currencies dive, Peso falters, Fear Proxies such as the U.S. dollar, gold and bonds rosey-cheeked and sunny at prospect of battening on the USA's bleaching bones. Thanx, dumbasses
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Mon November 07, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
T.I. tells Lil Wayne to "stop embarrassing himself" with his Black Lives Matter comments. No word why calculator manufacturer Texas Instruments cares about rap
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brian Stelter takes down Corey Lewandowski, calls Donna Brazile an embarrassment, then does the stray cat strut
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Subby has always wanted an Imperial mouse droid for a Roomba, but having a drone shaped as the probe droid from The Empire Strikes Back ... (throws money at monitor)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Trump brings out the worst in America. Division. Hostility. Racism. Bigotry. Misogyny. Things we used to hide...Under the guise of not cowing to political correctness, people are no longer embarrassed or ashamed to show the warts on their souls"
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Sun November 06, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Science is here to explain why it is every time you hear Jefferson Starship sing "WE BUILT THIS CITY WE BUILT THIS CITY WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL" it gets stuck in your head for days and you keep muttering "MARCONI PLAYS THE MAMBA"
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Up North Live)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when something falls out the back of your truck? Or if you're flying a military jet, when missiles fall off? So embarrassing
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Like that degenerate gambler of a brother-in-law of yours, Lockheed is back to the DOD begging for money, swearing it only needs $500 million more dollars to get the F-35 combat ready. Honest. Then they're done. Swear
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
A former Trump religious adviser says rainbow flags flying at US embassies are a "mockery of God." One day, Christians will explain how they can reconcile God's edict to love everyone came with an asterisk of bigotry
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Boffin, Boaty McBoatface, blasts BBC brass booting bombastic bloke
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Did you know the state of Florida has an embassy in Washington DC. Why? Because Florida
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Construction crews in Toronto under bombardment by bags of poop and they would like it to stop: "It used to be once a month. Now there are multiple piles. Everyone's been complaining. It's disgusting"
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Fri October 28, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Anthony Weiner's smartphone causing embarrassment again
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Thu October 27, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Surely Julian Assange meeting in person with the editor-in-chief of Russia Today at the embassy for special projects is just a coincidence and not at all a sign that Wikileaks is working with the Russian government
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Point / Counterpoint - Vince Lombardi vs Bill Belichik: Should the title trophy be renamed?
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian Ambassador to the US racks up huge bar tab on the taxpayer dollarydoo, in the finest traditions of the Australian Public Service
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You've just been accused of racism and cultural appropriation. How do you combat this? If you are Amy Schumer, you post a topless selfie showing no nipple
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Awwwww... these parents are 'embarrassed and angry' that their little snowflakes were shamed by a coffee cafe for throwing a temper tantrum. GOOD
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Apache attack helicopters now considered "American combat advisors" in Iraq
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Warning, dumbass baiting Darwin
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Yao Ming appointed as China's ambassador to Mars, presumably to deal with Leo Wong
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dumbass drinks cyanide and lives to tell about it
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Additional charges filed against foreigners who walked on Yellowstone hot spring to include taking commercial photos without permits, excessive dumbassness
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Well Cleveland fans, at least the Browns are winning at getting around the NFL's dumbass new social media rules
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Sun October 16, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Despite spending millions upon millions on "ambassadors" and "leadership coaches" and keeping up with all the hot trends, the New York City public school system remains faileriffic to the point where even the unions are facepalming
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The five best Cuban rums to try now that the embargo has been lifted
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Scumbag Millionaire (headline stolen from comments in article)
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
At 11:30 ET, Discovery Family airs a documentary about the top 1% of Equestria's flyers. Its purpose is to teach the lost art of aerial combat and to insure that the ponies who graduate are the best flyers in the world. They call it "Top Bolt"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Normally I make the Roomba do its business outside. Today, I left the bathroom door open and I found a huge mess. Apparently, the Roomba got the TP stuck to it and now I have 300 feet of TP throughout the house. How does your Roomba ruin your day?
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The US is considering a cyber attack to 'embarrass' Russia over alleged hacking of the DNC - they announced at 5pm Friday
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Name one song that's your guilty pleasure, one that you are sort of embarrassed to have, but you can't bring yourself to delete it from the collection
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After two presidential debates where Donald Trump had to single-handedly combat Hillary Clinton, the moderators, liberal plants in the audience, and a hostile media, the third and final debate will actually be Fair and Balanced (TM)
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Court rules deleting your browser history to 'avoid embarrassment' isn't destruction of evidence
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Adele is embarrassed for U.S. voters because of Trump. Trump fans react by wondering who Adele is. Is she anything like Minnie Pearl from Hee-Haw?
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump's talk is indefensible. But Hillary Clinton's actions as Secretary of State, carrying out the Obama administration's foreign policies, have cost many lives in many places, including the American ambassador and others killed in Benghazi
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Billy Bush says he is "horribly embarrassed" by the tapes of his interview of Donald Trump, although still not embarrassed as spending the past 12 years of his career hosting "Access Hollywood"
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Sun October 09, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, Arkansasians are a bunch of dumbasses
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Sat October 08, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Littoral combat ship towed out to sea to avoid damage from hurricane ... severely damaged by being towed
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Fri October 07, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The world's most embarrassing sex-related injuries of all time. OF ALL TIME
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani taking a break from embarrassing his law firm to really focus on embarrassing himself for awhile
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Noted meteorologist Rush Limbaugh states that major hurricanes are part of the vast left-wing conspiracy
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Arkansas Times)
 
 
 
As god is my witness, some dumbass has never seen WKRP
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Eric "Eddie Munster" Trump has huge, embarrassing meltdown live on CNN immediately following the Vice Presidential debate because he was asked about daddy's taxes
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Law & Order candidate may have violated embargo against doing business with Iranian entities by leasing office space to bank that was involved in supporting terrorism and Iran's nuclear program
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's hopes of winning FL, mostly rest on the large Cuban exile population of South Florida for whom "hating Castro" is their "single issue", so Trump would be REALLY screwed if it turned out he did business in Cuba in violation of the embargo
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: Yeah, we violated the Cuban Embargo, but we didn't end up buying anything, so what's the problem?
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Wed September 28, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
So how socially awkward are you, really? There's a scentific test for that now. Think you could take it without embarassing yourself?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Stanford offering free tuition. Difficulty: MBA only. Supreme Difficulty: You must pledge to live and study in a bleak hellscape of despair and hopelessness for two full years
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Your dog doesn't want your steak ...or your dumbass human advice
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Fri September 23, 2016
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Principal Cumback tells student to remove her skirt, and I think I've seen this one before
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Man armed with a semi-automatic rifle and combat knife patrolling suburban Las Vegas neighborhood, determined to fight crime. Batarangs and cowl to come later
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Thu September 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
John Kerry has been straight up embarrassing Russia at the UN. "I listened to my colleague from Russia and it sort of felt like we're in a parallel universe"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Typical clueless politician: North Carolina governor tries to blame pro-gay laws for NCAA boycott, instead of the anti-LGBT law he supported. WAKE UP, DUMBASS
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Wed September 21, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man says he doesn't recall firing a gun in the air and kidnapping his ex, instead passed out and woke up next to police robot that he assumed was a bomb. Bonus dumbass for kidnap victim being given the gun and deciding best response is to sit on it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man shouting "allahu ackbar" learns to never bring a knife to storm the Israeli embassy in Turkey
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