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351 headlines found matching 'Love'
Thu February 22, 2018
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I learned his mom gave $50,000 to an online scammer after being catfished; we got her finances back in order, but are worried it'll happen again. We want to catfish her to see if she falls for it again; is that okay?"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Rifftrax to hit the theaters again this summer, with Big McLargeHuge offerings of Space Mutiny and '80s cult film Krull. Bets on hearing the Budweiser song in the fire mares' scene?
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Wed February 21, 2018
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
History teacher 'loved by all' accused of loving one student a little too much
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney is already blowing it big time by being Sir Respectful to President Trump and his failings. It's time to take the gloves off and biatchslap him, Mittens
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Tue February 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, I guess the best/worst Korea olympic lovefest is over, as the U.S. and worst Korea are planning new joint excercises. Kim Jung Un seen preparing his shiny red button
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Professing your love by carving something into a tree. New hotness: Professing your love by carving something into a dead whale's carcass
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"The Twilight series doesn't deserve our hatred"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Forsythe P Jones (Richard Sousa) Celebration of Life is Sunday, March 25th at 2:30 PM, at Love's Artifacts on South MacDill Ave in Tampa. I do hope you will come. Richard really liked his fellow "farkers"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's the remix to eviction, left all his food in the kitchen, mama please let me move in I am a house now missing
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Mon February 19, 2018
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
A little late, but tonight is Paul's Memory Bank's Valentine's show. Every song title has "love" in it. "Tune in" at 8PM EDT
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Lucky Charms is now Brony Charms
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lovely day
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Andrew Bauer [R-eally Loves NRA Money] says the answer to stopping school shootings is: A) Gun control; B) Arming teachers; C) Watching Andy Griffith reruns and beating children with paddles
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I'm not crying, you're crying
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm not bonding with my baby. Is this normal? Am I strange for not feeling that immediate connection?"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman who had heart transplant as a girl needs a second one as an adult. Brings same stuffed tiger to both operations for good luck
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(Time)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston is Theroux with her marriage
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(Time)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston is Theroux with her marriage
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Thu February 15, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
USPS to issue Mister Rogers stamp. It's for any mail just being delivered in the neighborhood
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lara Flynn Boyle goes from Twin Peaks to rock bottom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lara Flynn Boyle goes from Twin Peaks to rock bottom
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Thirteen women who loved Deadpool
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What is it like to meet someone in person after you've been dating them online for months?
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Wed February 14, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Virgin plane that's never been with another plane seeks mile-high romance by drawing a love heart over the UK skies for Valentine's Day (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Tyler Knott loves grabbing huge racks
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Another busy night for us at the Olympics. Women's curling starts us off at 7pm ET, then the pairs free skate, Mikaela Shiffrin in the slalom, and the Men's Downhill provided the weather cooperates. Hockey, snowboard cross, and cross county at night
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 alternative things to do on Valentine's Day. Includes making your own chocolate, watching a no-talent ass clown
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Serious relationship question: How long do you need to be dating your SO before you can fart in front of them?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
LOVE returns to Philadelphia, just in time to get greased up like a pole and rocked like a hurricane
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC and my dad takes domestic abuse VERY SERIOUSLY, GUYS. LIKE GOLF. HE LOVES GOLF AND LOVES WOMEN
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I love you. You love me. It's your Valentine's Day thread, and Ash Wednesday thread as well
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Something will soon be rotting in the state of Denmark
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Tue February 13, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
If you love President Trump you may or may not get a date
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Only on Valentine's Day will a headline containing the words "love missile" link to a SFW article
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: There is a gym in my condo so I never have to worry about taking 26 minutes to get to one. The gym is small; another woman uses it when I do, and she just stinks. It makes me cut my workout short. How can I tell her to use deodorant?"
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Tall middle-aged man is a hit with the young ladies, who cling to his legs and eagerly let him touch their butts. Problem: he's a zoo guide, they're macaques
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Dear Coleen: If my boyfriend and I are so happy why won't he divorce his wife?" ... Really?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some people actually thought Mirai Nagasu really loves America enough to have 'USA' tattooed on her inner thigh
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Mark E Smith's wake puts the FUN back in funeral. "The wake, however, didn't last half an hour before bottles were thrown and drinks poured over people. Total disrespect. He'd have loved it. I kind of expected it but hoped otherwise"
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Cher, at 71, is still turning back time (possibly NSFW)
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Today in WRONG: "Adam Sandler's The Wedding Singer was the ultimate love letter to the 80s"
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
UKIP leader announces he's still in love with his much younger, much more racist girlfriend
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UKIP leader announces he's still in love with his much younger, much more racist girlfriend
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
Maybe the WWE just needs to create a Seniors Tour like the PGA did
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Turns out those mop-headed lads from Liverpool were wrong; money can in fact by you love
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Turns out those mop-headed lads from Liverpool were wrong; money can in fact by you love
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Candlelight vigil is held in Minneapolis neighborhood after A) tragic death of local hero B) hate crimes were committed C) beloved Arby's sign removed after restaurant goes out of business
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amazon will soon take all grocery store jobs. And immediately afterward it's coming after your job, whatever it is
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Tosh.0 gets renewed for three more seasons for reasons that no one seems to be able to explain
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Author tries to revive lost art of the old-fashioned love letter, offers Britons 14 tips for putting your feelings on paper beyond "Oi let's snog, I've got heartburn"
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(Business Insider Singapore)
 
 
 
Staying single is probably not a problem for most of you basement dwellers, and the best part according to science is that it's actually better for you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Why won't my grown daughter answer my texts?" This and other parenting concerns discussed in this week's edition of "Are you a terrible parent?"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dear Carolyn: My boyfriend's love of lingerie has my bestie freaked out. Should I explain to her the situation?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hip Hop Pioneer DJ Starski Lovebug passes away at age 57. DJ Hutch, DJ Huggy Bear inconsolable (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Claim: "Locks of Love" operates illicit wig syndicate dedicated to profiteering off your donated hair at expense of cancer-stricken children. Fact: 80% of your donated hair is unusable for wigs and has to be sold
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Claim: "Locks of Love" operates illicit wig syndicate dedicated to profiteering off your donated hair at expense of cancer-stricken children. Fact: 80% of your donated hair is unusable for wigs and has to be sold
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Fri February 09, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
A tender love story of two vets who met 25 years ago, fell in love, and got married in the veterans home. If you're reading this on Fark, you know there's a twist
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Doug Pederson does in the parade what Tom Brady couldn't do in the Superb Owl
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Blind bisexual goose stuck in love triangle with two swans dies aged 40
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Broadway has run out of ideas: Musical in the works based on that American treasure of a singer/songwriter and his band: Huey Lewis and the News
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Here's how much Netflix wasted on the shiatburger that is The Cloverfield Paradox
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Woman searching for author of box of WWII love letters she found, complete with lots of dust
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seattle QB Russell Wilson has been traded to New York's pro sports franchise
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
For the white trash in all of us: McDonald's offers up three course meal for Valentine's Day
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Actress Diane Neal of Law and Order is running for Congress. Can't be any worse than that moron from The Apprentice
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump would "love to see a shutdown"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix's decision to unexpectedly dump a Cloverfield sequel on unsuspecting Super Bowl audiences makes a lot more sense once you've seen the product
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Mon February 05, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
An obviously better get-rich-quick scheme than the stock market: Steal a bucket of gold, launder it with the Russian mob, hide most of it in a locker that only your lover knows about, flee to Ecuador and hope someone just mails the rest to you
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake says his Superbowl duet with Prince after repeatedly dissing him when he was alive is OK 'cause Questlove gave him permission. Well, I'm convinced
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
'The Cloverfield Paradox' should have been titled 'The Cloverfield Potato'
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hugh Grant settles his phone hacking lawsuit against the Mirror in the most politely British way possible
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
New CLOVERFIELD movie premiering immediately after Super Bowl exclusively on NETFLIX
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Best dad EVAR?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the tomb of the Old Kingdom Egyptian priestess Hetpet in good condition with pictures of her hunting and fishing. And if anyone on the team dies before they are 90, those in the Politics tab will declare it is Hetpet's Curse
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
A look at how The Good Place became television's best sitcom
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
There is a lot of political mishmash to mine for humor this week; will the writers go all-in? Will Portman rap again? Is there a Baldwin embargo over his insane defense of Woody Allen? Natalie Portman hosts and Dua Lipa sings. SNL, 11:30 ET on NBC
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Why? Why? For the love of God, WHY?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes voters: He's like an ultra-liberal, patriotic version of ourselves. We love what he did with that memo. No one else had the balls to do that, outside Moscow
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You had me at "Booze Bangles" but just had to add "Unicorn Underwear". Silly Valentine Gifts
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The federal government doesn't love New York nearly as much as New York loves itself
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama animal rescuer died as she lived: saving cats and dogs. Please raise your glass in memory of this wonderful woman on Caturday
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Fri February 02, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If you love someone, beat the crap out of 'em
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad News for people who love music: The Spice Girls will reunite for £10m each. Good News for people who love music: Posh Spice promises not to sing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What, you mean the guys who pushed the #ReleaseTheMemo hashtag would *really* love the Speaker of the House to be a corrupt piece of shiat and release the memo, further destabilizing the US government? Get the f*ck outta here
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Thu February 01, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Don't you go dyin' on me"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC says Democrats must applaud Trump if they love Jesus and be united under god. Because mindless obedience to authoritarian theocracy is what's going to Make America Great Again
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Wed January 31, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After investigating multiple sexual harassment claims at the institution, Arizona State University has decided to ban the consumption of alcohol on campus....wait, not sorry read that wrong, it's the Arizona State HOUSE that's implementing the ban
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Fantastic Beasts' sequel to take a "don't ask don't tell" approach to Dumbledore being gay
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Don't read this if you love telemarketers
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL players are unanimous in their hate of Thursday Night Football, so the NFL has decided to scrap it. Just kidding, they signed a new deal with FOX until 2022. Goddell says, "The players are unanimous in their love of the 10 days off afterwards"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ahh young love: getting to know each other, sharing each others interests, going on dates where you cling to the back of a train going 75mph
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Today's 'Musician your parents loved who's doing a farewell tour' is: (spins wheel) Paul Simon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Cavaliers will not feel the Love for a while
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How I learned to stop worrying and love sake
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
To avoid harrowing shortages in 2018, Japan's agriculture ministry approves Operation Butterlift. In related news, Paula Deen announces she loves Japan
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Durian, called the "king of fruits," smells like a combination of hot trash, gym socks, and farts. It's been banned in many public spaces, but people still love the durian fruit
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
"Maybe Solo is also a Cloverfield film. It might explain why nobody wants to show us any damn footage"
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Little kid throws a tantrum outside a Target because he was upset that his gloves matched his jacket. What are some horror stories from your little Farkers?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Do you like U2? Well tough titties, because the Grammys loves them and you'll just have to suffer terrible music artists and Bono
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
How America fell in love with vodak
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cavs meltdown continues as Kevin Love doesn't exactly love Isaiah Thomas hogging the ball or accusing him of laziness. It's enough to make LeBron pull his hair out
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Read any good books lately?" "Yeah, I really loved this one I just finished." "Cool, what was it?" "Ummmmm, er, uh"
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Garrison Keillor completes his transition from avuncular every man poet to "creepy guy at the end of the bar" by responding to the sexual harassment allegations against him by explaining that the biatches in question loved every minute of it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will Trump stick to the script? Will Trump ramble? Will Trump finally be loved by real billionaires? It's your Trump gives a speech at Davos thread. Speech now scheduled for around 8 a.m. ET (LGT live stream)
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Those lovely Frenchies are blocking the port of Calais again over electrified fishing nets. You laughed when Boris suggested the Channel Bridge, but who's laughing now? Not the French, obviously
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Wed January 24, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why New Yorkers love to hate these Super Bowl fanbases, like they need a reason
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Steele (R- former Chairman of the RNC) has had it with these MFin' evangelicals in his MFin' party: "After telling me how to live my life, who to love, what to believe [...] now you sit back and the prostitutes don't matter? [...] Just shut up"
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
'I love you. You love me. I'm a sex guru, not Barney.'
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Troll Hole Museum is the name of my Courtney Love cover band
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It wasn't harassment, it was love. With a much younger woman. Who worked for me. Who I paid to keep quiet about it
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix expresses interest in a Cloverfield sequel, though viewers won't
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(Metro)
 
 
 
After fifty years, Elton John announces his retirement from music
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Connecticut residents who were fans of the Hartford Whalers can get a commemorative license plate for their car to show their love for the defunct team
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Tue January 23, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uganda's president: I love Trump
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Derek Carr on Jon Gruden: 'I hope he's really hard on me.' Careful what you wish for
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm excited to officiate the wedding of my polyamorous ex-boyfriends"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You don't say: Parents outraged when elementary school dance plays "My biatch love cocaine" by Lil Pump
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Who let the Trouts out
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Mon January 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Famous for sucking
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(Birth Movies Death)
 
 
 
I have no idea with you're talking about, so here's H.P. Lovecraft's poem "Nemesis" sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "Piano Man"
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Are you hip? Do you tweet with the twits and your thumbs go at 70 words a minute? Did you follow or "retweet" a Russian? Don't know? Well lucky for you, we have a list of all known Russian Twitter Bot accounts. Check to see for someone you love [PDF]
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What do you say to your teenager who thinks that at 13 it's possible to fall in love?
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Sun January 21, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Protesting is a right. Protesting while naked is a choice. Protesting while naked and chaining yourselves to the gates of Auschwitz is 1.1 million kinds of farked up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Santana has died. Here's to one of the greatest bands in the world that gave us awesome songs like "Smooth" and other songs that you old folks love
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Finally a glimmer of light in these troubled times
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
To sleep, perchance to dream - ay, there's the rub, for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil
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Sat January 20, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What to do with your dead father's porno stash
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, a figure out of SHIELD's past holds the key to stop Earth's destruction and Mack is reunited with his shotgun-axe. Meanwhile, in the present, Lance tracks down a pair of wayward ferrets to save his marriage. (ABC 9pm ET)
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Woman accused of killing and dismembering her ex-boyfriend now linked to another dismembered dude found 10 years ago. Previous lovers remember her as a real cut-up
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Minnesota travel agents advising clients to not wear Vikings gear if they plan on going to the game versus the Eagles in Philadelphia because it's not really the city of brotherly love
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
How much do you love sushi? (Read article) Okay, NOW how much do you love sushi?
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Michael Myers Vs Jason Voorhees. New short film brings the ultimate horror battle to life
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: I'm a male doctor in my 20s, heartbroken and depressed. My girlfriend broke up with me due to both our hectic schedules. She was my first ever girlfriend. What to do? Dear Dr. J: keep polishing your personality and your jumper
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Wed January 17, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The dude from Love Actually who had those posters was sexually harassing the character Keira Knightley was playing
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
It is with a very heavy heart that I have to inform you all that gremlin1 - who was an active and very much loved member of the Caturday family - has crossed the bridge ☹
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry romance to be portrayed in Lifetime movie. Because what could be filled with more tension, suspense and personal obstacles than a love story between a wealthy prince and a beautiful TV actress?
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
James Comey honors MLK
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You know the real trouble with school today is best friends. Yep, forming friendships is very corrosive and damaging to a kid's psyche... OK, you have to be kidding me. Next thing you're gonna tell me is puppies are bad for you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox would like you all to stop politicizing MLK day and be respectful on this great day. Now, back to "All the Terrible Things that Minorities are doing to Ruin America", a 9,742 part series
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Now it's Franco Zeffirelli who's accused of unwanted Endless Love
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Two European breeds added to the AKC registry. In related news: American dog lovers trying to figure out how to pronounce Nederlandse kooikerhondje
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The key to a happy and sustained marriage is proper planning of that nasty hot make up sex
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Some Love Machine)
 
 
 
This week on the Sunday Morning Music Club: there's mood music and then there's getting-in-the-mood music. What artist or album gets your motor running and ready for love?
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Actual article explaining "How to tell if your cat loves you." Considering this is a Cosmopolitan link, it probably involves some weird sexual gymnastics that no one would ever try on Caturday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The real reason why Trump loves Norway so much
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again: Altered Carbon Trailer
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Woman has her pregnancy photo shoot at Taco Bell since she craves it while she's pregnant. CPS is not certain if this is fetus abuse or not
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Sorry, nature lovers. A Starbucks at Yosemite may be happening. Ah, the American Dream. Corporations cashing in on our public lands
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gov. Lex Luthor: let me just say, to the several hundred thousand members of Florida's Haitian community, who I've just been informed have a remarkable 75% voter turn out rate, that *I* don't think your country is a shiathole, I think it's lovely
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(The United Methodist Church)
 
 
 
The evangelicals might still be supporting Trump, but the Methodists who actually read their Bibles from time to time are officially tired of his racist shiat
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Thu January 11, 2018
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Michelle loved to shop at Goodwill, however she probably did not want her ashes to be donated there
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Wed January 10, 2018
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Lord loves a working man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it. What other general life suggestions do you have to add?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I love my new $12 wool blanket. What's your favorite cheap-ass item? Bonus points for knock-off appliances
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Skeletor goes on Twitter tirade over Trump's "DACA lovefest"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 65th birthday to the First Lady of '80s rock, Pat Benatar. In other news, Pat Benatar is 65
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump: Let me tell you the Immigration Story of Bill Left Hand and Bill Right Hand. Good and Evil, love and hate. Pass a law letting the Dreamers Stay Bill Right Hand, "Bill of Love" and another building a big wall, Bill Left Hand, Bill of Hate
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
California pulls stoned-driving ad after criticism. It seems some people thought a guy saying, "I love it" when referring to marijuana is somehow promoting its use
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Belichick says he has 'good relationship' with Alex Guerrero. He banned him from sideline, team plane, and treating other players out of love, respect, and support
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Germans love Young Sheldon
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(Eater)
 
 
 
23 years ago, grocers invented pre-roasted seasoned rotisserie chicken, and Americans fell in love with the idea. At $5 in Costco, it now costs less than fresh whole chicken and serves as a loss leader
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a single 30 year-old woman, and one of my goals has always been to be a foster parent. I want to adopt, get married, and raise a family, but my friends say being a single foster mom would make me undateable. What do I do?"
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The pope is now cool with breastfeeding in the Sistine Chapel. Infants only, presumably
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Sun January 07, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Socialist Democrat NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio says the wealthy love New York City sooooo much they'll never leave if taxes are raised on them to pay off the city's screw ups. Non-socialist Democratic New York Governor Cuomo: Yeah, about that
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Sat January 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Memphis mega-church pastor admits he molested a minor days before his 'True Love Waits' workshop"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Timelapse Video taken from the top of the Space Needle shows Seattle's growth over the last three years. Thanks for all those Prime memberships. Love, Seattle
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
#TrumpMovieSequels is trending. Early leaders: "James and the Giant Impeachment", "Million Dollar Crybaby." Fark, we know you can do better
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman plans to marry Tetris after relationship with calculator breaks down. Apparently, the problems kept multiplying and after a while things just didn't add up
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My boyfriend and I decided to try out bondage. He tied me up blindfolded to the bed, then left to see how long I'd stay there. He's marriage material, right?
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farkers, I have hit my limit and I am trying to do something about it. I am running for U.S. Congress. If you live in Texas Congressional District 21, I'd love your vote and any other support that can be provided
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man goes through Woody Allen's collected papers, finds out that he's a lech who's obsessed with young women. Creepy and Sad tags are busy writing mash notes to college girls
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
VA Board of Elections to draw lots to decided tied VA-94 delegate election and fate of the VA House, link goes to live feed
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Wed January 03, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"I trust you"
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you win DWTS in 2015 and also fall in love with your male partner, it's probably not a good idea to get a massive tattoo of both of you
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Chris Zylka proudly announces that he is the man with the lowest standards in the world, gets engaged to Paris Hilton
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
That's SIR Ringo Starr to you, peasant. Peace and Love
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Mon January 01, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, how much did Mariah Carey make for her 10 minute Times Square New Year's Eve performance? Are you sitting down?
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam....Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam....Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam
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Sat December 30, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Considering painting your house with Spalding Gray color paint from Sherwin Williams, here's a little backstory about where the name came from. Hint: It involves Weimaraners
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(Some Offside Guy)
 
 
 
The love child of Ben Roethlisberger and Rudy threw up one last performance that screamed "Don't draft me Cleveland"
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Fri December 29, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
And nothing of value was lost
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Elvis Costello discusses making a Western with Courtney Love and tending bar for the Spice Girls
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're into Pink Floyd, marijuana, and astronomy, you're going to love 2018
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Newlyweds find photos showing that they were meant for each other
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
These rodents of unusual size love avocado - and are helping to diagnose TB
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Everybody forgets that it was 'The Love Boat' that kick-started the cruise industry, set a course for adventure
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
PSA: If you're trying to warn a Twitter friend that you have photos of her boyfriend cheating, you'd better be damn sure he doesn't have an identical twin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nose to nose and head to head, two athletes fall in love, but love kicks them in the ass
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Mon December 25, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
At 8PM EST it's Paul's Memory Bank's Christmas Show. One hour of traditional to contemporary then Christmas comedy, in the second hour two episodes of the "I Love Lucy" radio precursor "My Favorite Husband"
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Here are all the retail return policies you need to know for after Christmas. Happy holidays and many happy returns
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Maybe requiring a signature for the delivery of $5,000 in kidney medication would have been a good idea
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Sun December 24, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
The real-life Lt. Paul Stamets doesn't look much like his Star Trek counterpart, but he does love his mushrooms
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Meghan Trainor engaged to child star. Wait, is that legal?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The Goo Goo Dolls take time out from their packed tour of indian casinos, mall openings and county fairs to release a holiday single
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Sat December 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paw Patrol is one of the most fascist shows on television. Is there a reason children love it so?
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Why did the penguin cross the road? To give a formal hello to his human friend
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Thu December 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For the true carnivore this holiday season, Arby's is rewarding their meat lovers with limited-edition "Meat Sweats." Mmmmmm... Meat Sweats
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Wed December 20, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cubs Kyle Schwarber wants to be a Gold Glover.....that's the joke
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
France passes law to ban all oil and gas production by 2040. France, the world's 71st leading oil producer at 15k barrels per day. We hear heavyweights Slovenia and Lithuania will follow suit
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have an invisible disability and a handicapped sticker on my car. Strangers will tell me 'You don't look disabled' and think I'm cheating the system. My friends think I can increase my pain tolerance. What do I say to these people?"
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"After 20 years and two children my beloved wife decided to become a porn star against my wishes"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Wow. That's gay. That is soooo gay. That's gayer than a gay unicorn puking a rainbow on Richard Simmons. That's gayer than a penis flavoured lollipop. That's gayer than a guy riding a bicycle with no seat. OK, maybe not that gay. But pretty gay
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Tue December 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
More or less conceding the general election to the Democrats, candidates in the GOP Indiana senate primary run competing ads arguing over who loves Lord Trump the bestest
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Voice of Daphne on "Scooby Doo" is now a g-g-gh-ghost
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift has a new app which is chock full of cult members. Unfortunately, not the cult members who love Taylor Swift but the ones who love Trump. How's that Aryan beauty queen title working for ya?
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Mon December 18, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Nevada wants a quick review of the execution drugs scheduled to be used on death row inmate--seems they're about to expire. Maybe we could test it on some hipsters; they love old stuff
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Hatch responds to Sen. Corker's harshly worded letter with a lovely glowing love letter and a get out of jail free card
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Time to get your tiny violin ready again
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Sun December 17, 2017
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
An anthropologist discusses why we're hardwired to love holiday traditions and rituals
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Bad apologies are worse than no apologies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One thing millennials aren't killing: the possibility of true love with a robot. "British men were three times more likely to form a relationship with a robot compared to women"
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japan's most popular sake maker runs full-page newspaper ad asking people to stop paying so much for It
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Sat December 16, 2017
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
City transit systems channel Douglas Adams, say they love the sound of missed safety deadlines as they go whooshing by
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Fri December 15, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Slovenia, Slovakia, Whatever
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Study shows ketamine relieves suicidal thoughts, increases urge to make love to the giant marshmallow outside your RV
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Last Jedi" spoilers: Smart idea to do the whole movie as a rap; Charlie Sheen nails it; a startling amount of nudity; Adam Driver's love ballad didn't work; the Mickey Mouse cameo just didn't work; loved Smashmouth's "Rock Star" during the credits
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Thu December 14, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Show your text messages during Benghazi," Joe Scarborough demands of GOP "jackasses" undermining Mueller
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In hindsight, maybe having the audience at the opera house chanting "Alice loves Dick" and having John Barrowman fondling a co-star's breasts might have been a bit much for children at a family show
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The 19 best sentences of 2017. Best sentence of 2018: "I hereby resign as President of the United States"
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Wed December 13, 2017
(CNY Central)
 
 
 
House from 'A Christmas Story' might become a Lego set. Shut up and take my money
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ah, THERE'S the real Trump response
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
U.S. Prisons are now phasing out face to face family visitations. But don't worry if you have a loved one in prison - you can just pay $12.99 to have a 20-minute video call with them
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Desperate to be in your World of Warcraft guild's raid so you can score the best magic pants? DDOS your fellow guildies. Pathetic tag requested
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Texan woman dumps her trash in a Colorado parking lot, discovers that the internet and police love making people like her famous
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Think you love Christmas? Check out these pop-up bars that use that holiday as a theme as they are just as lit as you are
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boxer Stephen Smith almost has ear ripped off, will continue to report on ESPN. (WARNING: Graphic images.)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger's youngest son celebrates his first birthday. With lovely pictures of the birthday boy, his proud mother and something that the cat dragged in
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Sat December 09, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Millennial" is new "N-word." Millennial, please
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
How did the GOP become so pro-Israel? Mostly, it's love of Bibi's warmongering and Sheldon Adelson's money
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guy was laughing at an old photo of his fiancee at the beach when he realized he was in the background
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(Politico)
 
 
 
C'mon, people, Trent Franks was just trying to kill two birds with one stone: His horniness and his wife's infertility...by knocking up a woman for 5 MILLION DOLLARS
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Slovenian magazine apologizes for suggesting that Melania Trump was a high end escort whose contractually obligated hand jobs helped her parlay a modeling career into becoming a millionaire's wife. "We have no proof for that"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'I've always got a chandelier in bed with me when possible,' says woman engaged to 90-year-old chandelier, in open relationship with others
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Thu December 07, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
SiriusXM: Let's give Steve Bannon a radio show. Subscribers will love it
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man who shot and killed ex-girlfriend with gun he was barred from possessing won't be charged with any crimes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stolen baby returned. After 40 years. Which would technically make her a stolen middle aged woman
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Booking your first sex worker soon? Make sure you don't ask for a discount saying you'll be back for more. It makes you look cheap. That, and other mistakes not to make. (NSFW)
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Tue December 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Small medium at large
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pop Tarts attempts to have guy arrested for putting mustard on his pop tarts. Well, I don't like poupon my pop tart either, so I get where they're coming from
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another day, another somewhat famous person accused of sexual assault. No, subby has never heard of her either. Yes, I said her
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Mon December 04, 2017
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Important tip: your use of social media can negatively impact your career, even if you aren't using it at work, especially if, say you are a police officer and your comment on a video of a car attack on a crowd of protesters is "ha ha I love this"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You think YOU are hard and cynical? You ain't SEEN hard to you read this 6-year-old's letter to Santa: "I know your notty list is emty. And your good list is emty. And your life is emty. You dont know the troubles Ive had in my life. Good bye"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
For those of you who love a great riches to even more riches story: Winklevoss twins become first public figures to see bitcoin investment reach $1 billion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckleberry Sanders learns things you post on Twitter last forever
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Sun December 03, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times confirms that the NRA has been working with the Russians. Guess that explains why some of their major supporters also seem to love the shiat out of Putin
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The Koch brothers are against subsidies--unless they're being given to them, in which case they're perfectly in love with subsidies
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Sat December 02, 2017
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Melania Trump observes a traditional Slovenian Christmas, hangs decaying badger carcass over White House fireplace mantle
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yes, there's a deep hypocrisy, nevertheless, applaud this instance of getting it right. And hopefully the deeply racist bastards will revolt and end their support of him due to this tweet
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Fri December 01, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will it be Northern or Southern California here? Can Bryce Love and the Cardinal avenge their earlier season loss to the Trojans? Or will Sam Darnold and USC own them again? It is the Pac-12 Championship Game thread, kickoff is at 8:00 PM ET on ESPN
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Thu November 30, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
According to online dating study, Tinder profiles that mention food get more swipes than those that don't. In particular, guacamole shout-outs get "exponentially" more attention than pie, roast beef, or sausage. And people do win hookups with salad
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Just what you need when your living on the street in Philadelphia during the holidays. People to send you 'thoughts and prayers' - reminding you that you are living on the street in Philadelphia. - we love you Here's your card
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My neighbor's 16-year-old daughter ran over my beloved cat. She was driving irresponsibly and texting; she was horrified. I'm angered and can't talk to her, but her parents insist I help her through her grief. What should I do?"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Thirty-five years ago today, a man wearing loafers and one glove changed the face of music forever
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Tennyson: "'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." South African philosopher Benatar: "Better Never to Have Been: The Harm of Coming Into Existence." Gotta wonder what happened to make him so jaded. Love is a battlefield
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Who the hell would look at 'The Creature From the Black Lagoon' and see a love story? If you have to ask, you've never seen a Guillermo del Toro movie -- and you may miss out on the amazing 'The Shape of Water'
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (11/29): A beloved 90s character returns No...no...not him...who? no...look, it's Darkhawk, okay? Darkhawk. Breaks backs? No, you're thinking of Shadowhawk, Oh yeah? YOU suck Also, a Labyrinth comic for fans of shiny bulges
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
The deepest fish in the sea is thriving, But is it happy? Can fish feel emotion? Can fish love? What is love to a creature that can't conceptualize a relationship? Wow, that IS deep
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Tue November 28, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher tells crown in New York that Americans only know one Oasis song. And I said, "Maybe"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Orange clown might be snubbed by the redheaded love child
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Man takes his love of heavy metal to extreme
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Honk if you love steak
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Look out Tampa serial killer. Former Bubba the Love Sponge radio show producer is on your tail to make a citizen's arrest
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"My husband and I got married in a private ceremony with a limited number of friends and family. My mother-in-law hated the whole thing and is insisting on throwing and paying for a 'proper' wedding. Should I have some input or relinquish control?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That's because they're Christians in name only, Archbishop
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Not news: Drinking alone leads to divorce. Fark: In rodents
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If your cock needs a wheelchair there's a lady in Australia that can help
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Such a nice pair of kids. Hope it works out for them this time
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Fri November 24, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret slammed by wingless people for lack of body diversity
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nominees announced for 2017 Bad Sex in fiction awards
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My dad was contacted by his late brother's love child; the claim is accurate. She wants contact via social media, but her Facebook shows a torrent of conservative posts and borderline-racist comments. Can we say no or is that gauche?"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
A mysterious galactic glow hints at hidden pulsars, as well as a forbidden love that can never be
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Mother attempts to ban story about woman who falls in love with man who kisses her because she never consented. Facepalm: "Sleeping Beauty" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Turkey: Beloved seasonal classic, or far inferior to ham?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
♪ Who's the leader of the club / that shoots missiles into the sea? / K - I - M - J - O - N - G - U - N ♪
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Royal Wedding Redux could be on the horizon as Markle and Prince Harry are about to be roomies
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner loves smiley faces, exclamation points, the taste of Donald on Ivanka's lips, being spanked by black men, white bread, Diet Coke, bad haircuts, committing treason, pie, candy corn, Creed, Galactica 1980, single ply toilet paper
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Tue November 21, 2017
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Fiona watches hopefully through the glass, wishing that she, too, will meet the love of her life while at the Cincinnati Zoo's Hippo Exhibit
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Seeing a shortage of Christmas trees this year? Blame the small plantings after the 2008 recession, and the shortage of trucks created by hurricane relief work
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
We couldn't have an intellectual conversation about anything. His main interest in life was baseball. He wasn't even sure he wanted to go on the yacht because the TV might not be working
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: The highlights of Thanksgiving is when my wife wears a Mrs. Claus costume and brings out the turkey. I walked in on my daughter having sex with her boyfriend; he was wearing a Mrs. Claus costume. He'll be at dinner. What do?"
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Love won't say what exactly Manson did to his cousin Dennis Wilson; "Let's put it this way: I didn't send flowers" In other news, even The Manson Family threw off the Beach Boys for The Beatles
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Sun November 19, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama media company to Roy Moore: Go ahead, sue us - we'd love to air your dirty laundry in court
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
New research shows there are four types of drunks. Here comes the science...you bastard, science. I hate you so f*cking much, wanna fight about it? You're my best friend. I love you and ksmskdeql ahaha *hiccup*
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America's love affair with digital media is finally at an end. And people laughed when I said I was still buying physical books, Blu-Rays, and CDs
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So that Ohio lawmaker that ran on a platform of family values that just got busted having hot gay sex in his office? Seems he also molested a teen boy at a big Christian love-in held by the anti-LGBT group Family Research Council
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Rose, You left your wallet on your Saturday flight with your 2 bags of coke. Love, Harvey"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The moment George Clooney saw the Yossarian character in the Catch-22 script, he fell madly in love with it
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Perhaps more disturbing, is that people noticed it was the wrong loved one in the casket because he had legs
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Thu November 16, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
'Money absolutely buys happiness' says guy who slaps his brand on any garbage and must be looking to boost sales again
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend convinced me to let his mistress move in. We broke up, but not before he damaged my car. He left his old couch; there was $10,000 in it. He thinks his other girlfriend took it. Can I keep the money for pain & suffering?"
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Wed November 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin poses with his two loves
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The GOP has figured out how to game the rules to smuggle through their beloved tax cut. Now all they have to do is figure out how to sell it to America
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British comedian blends Elvis with The Evil Dead 2 in new hit musical. Includes severed hand love song You Were Always On My Arm
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
This is indeed a very timely Trump tweet. So presidential (tweet pulled, link updated)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Church of Satan says Christians just love pedophilia
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know what would be a good idea? A digital pill that reports when you take it to your doctor, said no one, ever. Oh, except Big Pharma. They love the idea
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
1, 2, 3
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Mon November 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"It's not you, it's me. I'm falling in love with good beer"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Wait, were they playing for the same team the whole time?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Three women stop, park their cars on dark highway median to argue over love triangle. Since you're reading this here, you know what happens next
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Negan and The Saviors respond to the war started by the Council of Ricks, and there were some emotional losses in the eighth season, including one expected but sadly shocking death of one of the series' most beloved characters [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun November 12, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Trump, at least he's consistent on one thing: he really does love himself some dictators
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Sat November 11, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
This author's favorite album to come out of LA is now 50 years old and you've probably never heard of it. What's an unknown gem that you like that doesn't get any LOVE
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't ya?
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson spends as much time making love to his wife as he does covering Roy Moore allegations
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Veep actors show their support for Julia Louis-Dreyfus by looking up inspirational quotes and it goes about as well as you'd expect
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
"Seniors try to decode millennial dating slang"
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Thu November 09, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Roy Moore (allegedly) loves little girls. MSNBC evening block, festivities start at 8pm EST
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Louis C.K.'s movie premiere canceled in anticipation of a New York Times article that could be about anything really
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gina? Lovely country, terrific. Terrific country. No, they don't take advantage of us. Great people. Great wall
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And here we have Sister Beatrice wearing a lovely habit with a black serge tunic, a cotton coif and wimple plus a wool cincture. Isn't she gorgeous, folks?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this date in 1789 Baptist minister Elijah Craig proved God's love for us
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Smell that? You smell that? Retail meltdown, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of retail Apocalypse in the morning
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Tue November 07, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
74-year-old who walked miles every day with a sign looking for a new kidney for his wife finds one - hopefully not by the side of the road
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
This. Will. Bring. Trump. DOWN
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Man who shot daughter's boyfriend in the groin has all charges dropped
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Mon November 06, 2017
(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
And I will always love you... Chicken Farmer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oh dear. Putin and Trump are having a lovers' quarrel over North Korea. I hope those two kids can work it out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas terrorist was an atheist who loved ranting about how pointless God is. What was his Fark login?
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Sun November 05, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
...because he sucks?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sean Combs changes his name yet again to 'Brother Love'. Diddy really have to?
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