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Headlines matching 'Lou'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Some Retiree) Florida The most amazing photos of a 'cloud tsunami' hitting Florida condos you'll see until you get old and move there  (travel.aol.co.uk) (34)
(Uproxx) Spiffy Rather than sell them to a celebrity magazine for millions, Jay-Z and Beyonce posted the first public photos of Blue Ivy to Tumblr. Pinterest has to be so jealous  (uproxx.com) (45)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Some Advocate) Obvious Obama LGBT dinner expected to raise a fabulous $1.5 million dollars  (advocate.com) (28)


Thu February 09, 2012
(io9) Sappy Real life "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs." Everybody, AWWWWWWWWWW  (io9.com) (5)
(STLToday) Ironic St. Louis man fatally shot trying to get people to sign a petition to make Missouri safer  (stltoday.com) (76)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Madonna heading to GLEE? Faaaabulous  (big106.com) (38)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing What happens when Kentucky fans invade South Carolina during basketball season? One fan documents the experience with pics, vids, and ridiculous commentary  (ramblingbeachcat.com) (44)
(wptv.com) Florida After days of meticulous planning, man pounces out of bush to chase after ex-wife, douses her with flammable liquid yelling, "I'm gonna kill you"... then stumbles and becomes engulfed in flames. (Early Darwin nominee)  (wptv.com) (73)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Uproxx) Dumbass Louisiana congressman thought an Onion story about Planned Parenthood opening an "$8 Billion Abortionplex" was real. Hey, at least he can read  (uproxx.com) (129)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Chronicle of Higher Ed) Sad Not news: Baby tested for fear of rat, dog and monkey. News: Unafraid until accompanied by loud clang. Fark: He was probably autistic, and the shady research psychologists knew it. Ultrafark: The year was 1920  (chronicle.com) (39)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Slate) Spiffy The true hero in the grassroots fight against the Supreme Court's ridiculous Citizens United decision? That would be the one and only Stephen Colbert, of course  (slate.com) (83)


Thu February 02, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Bad Hair, obviously jealous of Nice Hair, to endorse Angry Womanizer (UPDATE: Bad Hair changes mind, asks for grooming tips from Nice Hair)  (wrcbtv.com) (55)
(AP) Silly 10000 people placed on the No-Fly List in 2011. Take that, really lousy terrorists who didn't have a backup plan  (hosted.ap.org) (14)
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout: "Put down those damn teabags and use me, you lout"  (mirror.co.uk) (76)


Wed February 01, 2012
(LA Times) Sad Researcher who spent 18 years seeking a cure for Lou Gehrig's Disease dies. Of Lou Gehrig's Disease. Still no cure for Lou Gehrig's Disease  (latimes.com) (68)
(The New York Times) Silly DC plans Watchmen prequels. When asked for comment, Alan Moore said: I can write characters created by Jules Verne, HG Wells, Robert Louis Stevenson, Arthur Conan Doyle and Frank Baum, but it's wrong for anyone else to write my characters  (nytimes.com) (123)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Sports news: Topps releases 2012 baseball card set. Fark : St Louis Cardinal Skip Schumaker was replaced by a squirrel  (inquisitr.com) (38)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Dawg) Scary SEC cheerleaders are stereotyped as Southern belles...And then there's Georgia's Anna Watson, the Lou Ferrigno of cheerleading  (lostlettermen.com) (110)
(io9) Stupid No fallout shelter will protect you and your loved ones from the SEXPOCALYPSE  (io9.com) (41)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Writer tries to justify why he enjoys listening to the grunts of women tennis players. "I'm not a pervert who gets a cheap thrill from the loud shrieks"  (asiaone.com) (28)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing As the GOP race comes down to just Gingrich and Romney, the voters are being heard loud and clear and they are saying "Is there maybe a third choice we could look at?"  (news.yahoo.com) (468)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Starpulse) Spiffy Mary Louise Parker to replace Demi Moore in "Lovelace." UPGRADE  (starpulse.com) (68)
(AP) Hero Since the Iraq War ended there has been little fanfare for the veterans returning home. St. Louis is about to fix all of that  (hosted.ap.org) (93)
(Buzzfeed) Obvious The 12 most ridiculous things sold on Barack Obama's store. Wait, he has a store?  (buzzfeed.com) (62)


Thu January 26, 2012
(NJ.com) Spiffy Who said Mets fans have nothing to look forward to in 2012? John Franco will be inducted into the Mets Hall of Fame on June 3, before the Mets host St. Louis and get eliminated from the post-season  (nj.com) (30)
(Some Guy) Asinine Indiana gets jealous of all the attention Kentucky is getting, so their senate approves creationism being taught in science class  (ibj.com) (411)
(Some Guy) Dumbass In a shocking turn of events, public officials determine that God is a lousy babysitter  (citizensvoice.com) (16)
(LA Times) Fail Old woman yells at cloud, US President  (latimes.com) (233)


Wed January 25, 2012
(KATC.com) Scary Drunk driver fish-tails on Interstate 10 in Louisiana, swerves into the opposite lane, causes multi-truck pileup, staggers around, resists arrest and gets tasered. The Aristocrats  (katc.com) (29)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Google) Scary Music Industry: Oh, that's OK, we don't need SOPA or PIPA, we have enough clout with the Feds to shut down our competitors right now  (plus.google.com) (59)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Gamma Squad) Amusing Ralph Fiennes reads Voldemort slash fiction aloud while wearing pajamas. This is a very specific fetish  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (57)
(Some Guy) Weird People in countries as far apart as Budapest, Hungary and Canada have reported hearing mysterious loud snoring sounds coming from the skies late at night  (asiaone.com) (146)
(LiveLeak) Scary Old lady yells at subway passengers, cloud  (liveleak.com) (75)
(Some Howler) Florida What police cars really need are giant new loud sirens called Howlers. Because the old ones surely weren't loud enough  (bartow.wtsp.com) (96)


Fri January 20, 2012
(STLToday) Strange Five St. Louis school buses missing. If five big yellow things appeared in your back yard, please mention it to police when you have the time. There's a picture in the article of what a school bus looks like  (stltoday.com) (38)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Falco becomes a national hero in Italy. Look, I like "Rock me Amadeus" as much as the next guy, but this is ridiculous  (news.yahoo.com) (51)
(newson6q) Unlikely Welcome to Sam's Club where you can buy gallon jugs of your favorite salad dressing, ridiculous amounts of toilet paper, $35,000 rings, huge televisions...wait what?  (newson6.com) (43)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Metro) Cool Software engineer, whose iPad was stolen uses iCloud to track down the device from the pictures taken by the thief  (metro.co.uk) (49)
(CNN) Interesting Republicans put Family Feud on display. Romney is Richard Dawson, Santorum is Ray Combs, Perry is Richard Karn, Gingrich is Louie Anderson and Ron Paul isn't playing because game shows aren't in the Constitution   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (58)
(Toronto Star) Cool Timmies changes something, old Canadians yell at clouds  (thestar.com) (51)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Fox News) Sad Louisiana toddler dies after two-year battle with rare skin disease. In other news, Jesus helped Tim Tebow pass for 136 yards Saturday Night  (foxnews.com) (446)


Sat January 14, 2012
(ABC) Silly US Department of the Interior agrees to change quote on the MLK Memorial after Maya Angelou points out he never said it  (abcnews.go.com) (153)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious If you thought Wall Street salary increases were ridiculous, one new CEO's salary is 900,017 times that of his predecessor. OCCUPY APPLE  (9to5mac.com) (41)
(Time) Cool ♫ Sunny day sweepin' the clouds away/ On my way to where the air is sweet/ Can you tell Elmo how to get M less than ρΔV? ♫  (healthland.time.com) (22)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Bobby Hebert, former Saints QB and father of a LSU player, berates Les Miles because. A) They played lousy. B) They played lousy. C) Hebert's son T-Bob was benched  (thepostgame.com) (72)


Mon January 09, 2012
(MSNBC) Ironic Santorum on why Iran shouldn't have nukes: "They're a theocracy. They have deeply embedded beliefs that the afterlife is better than this life." Clearly, Santorum is jealous  (video.msnbc.msn.com) (186)
(Celebitchy) Sappy Alan Cumming marries long-time partner. FABULOUS  (celebitchy.com) (43)


Fri January 06, 2012
(ESPN) Misc In NFL news, Jeff Fisher is taking his mullet to either St. Louis or Miami, and his mullet will make its decision next week. His mullet wants more time to mullet over. Mullet. Or in French, "mullet"  (espn.go.com) (51)
(Deadspin) Strange Louisiana beats Western Kentucky in overtime using the rare 6-on-5 basketball power play  (deadspin.com) (29)


Thu January 05, 2012
(YouTube) Video Robert Duvall is 81 today...and among his lesser-known awesomenesses is his singing talent. Yeah, he can hold his own in a duet with Emmylou Harris  (youtube.com) (63)
(io9) Weird Large, angry, jealous, castrated male spiders just want their penis back  (io9.com) (12)


Wed January 04, 2012
(CNBC) Scary Looks like the Euro bailout was all for nothing as Greece warns it could exit the Euro by April  (cnbc.com) (81)


Mon January 02, 2012
(TSN) Interesting Dupuis, or not Dupuis: that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the injuries and lousy play of a mediocre forward, or to take arms against a scoring drought, and by waiving end it  (tsn.ca) (21)
(McRumors) Amusing Developer learns that if you allow random anonymous people share thoughts and pictures with other random anonymous people, Goatse will flourish worse than bed bugs  (macrumors.com) (50)
(NYPost) Silly Okay, Klout is coming out  (nypost.com) (17)
(WorldNetDaily) Silly It's time for World Net Daily's "Most ignored stories of 2011." Why yes they all have to do with disproved Obama "conspiracies" and other ridiculous stretches of the imagination  (wnd.com) (154)
(Some Beery Guy) Cool "Why no occifer I habnt bin drinkling, hats my coloo... calloug... cawlaw......... toilet water"  (demeterfragrance.com) (17)
(ESPN) Followup Will members of the St. Louis Rams coaching and management step forward. Not so fast, all of you  (espn.go.com) (46)
(ESPN) Cool Yo yo, 2000 St. Louis Rams, I'm gonna let you finish, but the 2011 New Orleans Saints have the greatest offense of all time. OF ALL TIME  (scores.espn.go.com) (116)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Rick Perry "talks bumps and grinds," but not in his fabulous jacket  (huffingtonpost.com) (8)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Daily Mail) Cool Century-old colour photographs that were taken around the world are to be shown to mass audiences for the first time thanks to a BBC Documentary (One NSFW photo)  (dailymail.co.uk) (75)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Boing Boing) Obvious Roger Ebert: "The film industry is losing money because they charge too much and deliver too little." Loud talking and popcorn available to the right  (boingboing.net) (297)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Nola.com) Dumbass Mother of the Year competition sees last-minute entry, as Louisiana woman leaves her foster children outside while she plays blackjack at a casino. On Christmas Eve day  (nola.com) (38)
(Reuters) Amusing Newt Gingrich blames his failure to get on the ballot in VA on an under-zealous staffer  (reuters.com) (33)
(The New York Times) Asinine Looks like thick clouds of Smug are billowing from the kitchens at the New York Times  (nytimes.com) (45)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Bangor Daily News) Strange Teen on mushrooms attempts suicide by throwing himself into passing light-speed alien rainbow cloud chariots  (bangordailynews.com) (96)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Toronto Star) Amusing O'shane Guthrie, 27, faces a total of 13 charges in connection with the incident, including possession of cocaine for the purposes of trafficking, failure to stop for police, and having a ridiculous name  (thestar.com) (59)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious Old people complain about the work ethic of the younger generation, yell at clouds  (chicagotribune.com) (344)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Stabbing death over loud music leaves many questions. How loud was the music? Was it really worth killing over? Why is the housing project called the "Pork 'n Beans"?  (sun-sentinel.com) (41)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Deadspin) Video Jerome Simpson's ridiculous somersault TD gets the super-super-slow-mo treatment  (deadspin.com) (111)
(Talking Points Memo) Strange Michele Bachmann heckled by gay robot. Subby, for one, welcomes our new fabulous robot overlords   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (48)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Uproxx) Amusing If you've ever dreamed of being insulted by Louis C.K., just forget your password to his website  (uproxx.com) (59)
(BBC) Silly "Emperor Spiderman Gandalf Wolverine Skywalker Optimus Prime Goku Sonic Xavier Ryu Cloud Superman Heman Batman Thrash?" "Yes?" "Table for one?" "Yes"  (bbc.co.uk) (46)
(USA Today) Cool Now that you've realized how uncool your ridiculous earbuds are and are ready to move on to a pair of actually cool headphones, Dr. Dre would like you to know that he's "personally offended" if you buy generic  (usatoday.com) (260)
(Cracked) Interesting Seven ridiculous origins of everyday words. I don't know, these seem like perfectly cromulent origins to me  (cracked.com) (69)


Thu December 22, 2011
(BBC) Cool Rare lenticular clouds over West Yorkshire. Bonus: Hot West Yorkshire broads in 1st picture, Willie  (bbc.co.uk) (21)
(Some guy) Sad Still Burning: "She shows up tardy one day and hears her name called over the loud speaker to come to the principal's office. She spends the next five days behind bars"  (clarionledger.com) (154)
(Louis C.K) Interesting Twelve days ago Louis C.K started selling "Live at the Beacon theater" through his web page for five bucks without any DRM or other restrictions. Money earned so far: $1,000,000. Donated to charity: $280,000  (buy.louisck.net) (282)


Wed December 21, 2011
(BBC) Amusing Penguins poo on people in line to see the Pandas at the Edinburgh in a tale of monochrome jealously  (bbc.co.uk) (13)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Forbes) Obvious Old man yells at cloud  (forbes.com) (50)
(Daily Mail) Asinine What the D***ens is going on here? Virgin Media gets overzealous and censors TV listings deemed offensive. And you thought Fark's filter was tough (w/photos of censored items)  (dailymail.co.uk) (50)
(The Smoking Gun) Asinine Louisiana Walmart introduces handicap scooter bumper car competition to spice up the early-morning hours at the store  (thesmokinggun.com) (29)


Sun December 18, 2011
(BBC) Dumbass Romney attacks Obama over US troop withdrawal from Iraq, forgets which President brokered the withdrawal in the first place. Next up: Attacking Obama for TARP bailout  (bbc.co.uk) (133)
(NYPost) Fail I'm not sure what Maya Angelou was expecting to happen when she collaborated with Common  (nypost.com) (38)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Two gay dads discover they will be grandfathers. Fabulousness ensues  (jezebel.com) (186)
(Washington Post) Amusing Members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will be erecting their holiday display this weekend at the Loudoun County, VA Courthouse. Naturally, some people have a problem with this  (washingtonpost.com) (439)


Fri December 16, 2011
(The Raw Story) Scary All states which can confirm with 100% accuracy that there is no brain-eating bacteria in their tap water, please step forward. Not so fast, Louisiana  (rawstory.com) (105)
(Politico) Obvious Without Sarah Palin, the Tea Party is floundering  (politico.com) (139)
(Mediaite) Amusing "Fox News' brash, snarktabulous star of Red Eye, Greg Gutfeld... divulged his secrets on how to keep people awake, his love of British pop culture, affinity for sludge metal and predilection for the news aggregator site Fark"  (mediaite.com) (13)
(LiveLeak) Cool The bestest, most fabulous, coolest, greatest, most awesomest, kick-ass, amateur Christmas light light-up you will ever see. If you don't want this video Santa will consider you on the naughty list  (liveleak.com) (42)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Boing Boing) Interesting Louis CK's DRM-free direct-sales video experiment pays off: "I really hope people keep buying it a lot, so I can have shiatloads of money"  (boingboing.net) (97)
(Yahoo) Asinine Top 10 ridiculous college football bowl game names of 2011. Allstate BCS "Championship" Bowl somehow nowhere to be found on the list  (rivals.yahoo.com) (96)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Man decides to play with his conch while on his balcony. Neighbors not amused, especially when he starts blowing himself. (with faaabulous mugshot goodness)  (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (32)
(Onion AV Club) Interesting Loud music makes alcohol taste sweeter  (avclub.com) (44)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Salon) Fail Best Buy blames its troubles on smartphones instead of its overpriced, shoddily crafted electronics, ridiculously unhelpful staff, and the nonsensical notion of the Geek Squad  (salon.com) (218)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Scary Prisoner given bipolar medication even though he's not bipolar, causing him to go blind and have all of his skin blister, blacken and slough off. Now he's going to need some anti-depressants too  (startribune.com) (124)
(The Register) Obvious Microsoft tempts iPhone owners to come over to the dark side of the cloud  (theregister.co.uk) (15)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing Mitt Romney decides to shmooze with a Vietnam veteran on a campaign stop; a gay Vietnam vet dining with his husband. Fabulous hilarity ensues  (huffingtonpost.com) (265)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy Oprah and Louis Farrakhan will visit Haiti. Best Buddy Movie Ever  (suntimes.com) (35)


Sun December 11, 2011
(inquisitr) Spiffy The Inquisitr recognizes FARK as one of the sites that has followed the outrageous antics of comedian Louis CK (1st paragraph)  (inquisitr.com) (1)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Pujols to become Angel in LA, Devil in St. Louis  (mlbtraderumors.com) (171)


Wed December 07, 2011
(LiveLeak) Amusing Sodium Hexaflouride is a hellova drug. It puts the lotion in the basket  (liveleak.com) (50)
(Warming Glow) Scary Louis C.K. on the Future of America: 'Girl Rules, Boys Drool'  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (218)
(Mother Nature Network) Strange There are so many shark attacks in South African waters because of: A) Healers sacrificing animals on the beaches B) Loud onshore music C) A curse on surfers? D) All of the above  (mnn.com) (14)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid Jawalrus Russell rumored to be trying out for the Bucs. The Louisiana Swachbucklers that is  (americanpress.com) (25)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Unlikely You know in the cartoons when an animal makes a perfect silouette running through a door? Yeah. Not so much in real life. So here's a deer running through a car wash. Your argument is invalid  (ulocal.wmur.com) (19)
(Some Guy) Amusing Residents in a conservative South Carolina city sue neighbor over what they say are "unreasonably loud" activities. Late-night revelry? Brothel? No. A church  (greenvilleonline.com) (76)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Onion AV Club) Cool Louis CK is coming back to the best show on TV  (avclub.com) (124)
(Yahoo) Followup Brownback uses the over-zealous staffer defense  (news.yahoo.com) (205)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Daily Mail) Hero Oh great. Being heir to the throne, fabulously wealthy, and having a beautiful wife should be good enough for just about anyone. Then Prince William has to up the ante by saving drowning sailors  (dailymail.co.uk) (190)
(C|Net) Dumbass Sam's Club has decided that the Lego Bible is just too racy to be sold at stores after massive complaints. Well, only one person complained. Loudly  (news.cnet.com) (144)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Offbeat) Sad Louisiana hoodoo bluesman Coco Robicheaux crosses over to the spirit land  (offbeat.com) (28)
(Short List) Silly The biggest and most ridiculous celebrity hair of the 80s. What were they thinking?  (shortlist.com) (109)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Slicing Up Eyeballs) Amusing Amazon Elvis Costello's new boxed set priced at $260. The singer responded with a directive to fans to steal it, wait for the standalone releases, or buy Louis Armstrong's boxed set. "Frankly, his music is vastly superior"  (slicingupeyeballs.com) (72)
(Forbes) Sad The lousy economy means that bald guy from the pawn shop will give you $25 for your $1,000 item  (forbes.com) (42)


Wed November 23, 2011
(USA Today) Interesting Conservatives: "The Occupy Protests are costing cities $13 million." OWS: "The bailouts cost the taxpayers $700 billion." Conservatives: *crickets*  (usatoday.com) (600)


Tue November 22, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Obvious Pizza box is too loud. I CAN'T HEAR THE BANANA  (physorg.com) (27)
(ABC) Asinine Rush Limbaugh finally and irrevocably Goes There, says NASCAR fans booed Michelle Obama because they hate her "Uppityism". Yes, he really actually said that, using his out loud voice and everything  (abcnews.go.com) (411)
(Blah Bethany) Cool Ever think to yourself, "I wonder what kind of damage two little kids can do with a 5lb bag of flour?" Well, you're in luck  (blahbethany.com) (70)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Journalist tells Joe Paterno to speak up about 'victim 1' being bullied out of his high school. Paterno responds: "Is this loud enough for you?"  (technorati.com) (46)


Sun November 20, 2011
(News.com.au) Asinine Oliver Stone yells at cloud  (news.com.au) (60)


Fri November 18, 2011
(NPR) Interesting Tea Partiers meet with Occupy protestors in Memphis. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship  (npr.org) (249)
(The Atlantic) Photoshop Photoshop this curious cloud  (cdn.theatlantic.com) (46)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Metro) Strange I love Skyrim as much as the next guy, but this is ridiculous  (metro.co.uk) (169)
(Gawker) Fail Know who else wanted a ridiculous haircut?  (gawker.com) (58)


Tue November 15, 2011
(The Courier Times) Sick If you can't answer the question, "Are you sexually attracted to young boys?" with, "Absolutely not, that's ridiculous" then you shouldn't do the interview  (phillyburbs.com) (312)
(Life.com) Amusing After 75 years and 2,237 issues, how on earth is an iconic American magazine supposed to choose its 20 worst, embarrassing, woefully god-awful and downright hideous covers of all time? LOUDLY, that's how  (life.com) (125)
(Some Guy) Amusing In Louisiana, getting drunk before a LSU game is normal ... but not if you are a coach for the other team  (thenewsstar.com) (20)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Canoe) Obvious "Police suspect double murder in two fire deaths." That's some good math work, Lou  (cnews.canoe.ca) (33)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Huffington Post) Fail Herman Cain ponders out loud, in front of cameras, whether or not he'll receive Anita Hill's endorsement  (huffingtonpost.com) (221)
(Contact Music) Dumbass If your radio prank involves tying helium balloons to a puppy and letting it float away into the clouds, don't be surprised at how fast PETA starts calling  (contactmusic.com) (76)


Thu November 10, 2011
(NPR) Cool Songs best heard EXTRA-LOUD  (npr.org) (647)
(Washington Post) Scary Nationals' catcher, Wilson Ramos, kidnapped by armed gunmen from his home in Venezuela. He probably couldn't hear them coming over the loud BZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz   (washingtonpost.com) (29)


Wed November 09, 2011
(YouTube) Cool If you know meteorology, these are sundogs arcing over rainclouds. If you don't, then they're UFOs  (youtube.com) (31)
(Yahoo) Followup Cain says he doesn't even remember the latest woman to accuse him of sexual harrasment; and that givn how many there were, it's kinda ridiculous to expect him to remember each and every one  (news.yahoo.com) (54)
(Telegraph) Silly Masai village dubs Prince Charles "he whom the cows love". Camilla seen stamping hoof jealously  (telegraph.co.uk) (53)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Deadline) Amusing Jennifer Saunders has Absolutely Fabulous movie plans  (deadline.com) (33)
(Daily Mail) Weird Straight 260-pound rugby player has a freak stroke, wakes up fabulous. That must have been some stroke  (dailymail.co.uk) (120)
(Onion AV Club) Amusing A review of the new Evanescence album: "Amy Lee bellows like a vampire princess that's been hurled into the bottomless reaches of hell, managing the singular feat of sounding ridiculous and joyless simultaneously"  (avclub.com) (119)
(TMZ) Asinine Forget The Chicago Fire and The Haymarket Riot. There is a looming possibility that Chicago may soon suffer a disaster more devastating, and at the same time more fabulous, than those two combined, The Great North Side Riot of 2011  (tmz.com) (29)


Mon November 07, 2011
(TC Palm) Florida Two large-breasted women arrested in topless caper at Florida lounge, demonstrating the risks of being bosom buddies. With SFW photos  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (118)
(BBC) Obvious Russia thinks out loud that an airstrike on Iran is an excellent way to push oil over $150 a barrel  (bbc.co.uk) (82)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Amusing Report from shooting set of "The Hobbit". With a pic of Leroy the Pig that would make Fark squirrel jealous  (aintitcool.com) (39)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Daily Kos) Strange Loudoun County Republicans: "Thank a Soviet veteran, because the Democrats won't." Wait, what?  (dailykos.com) (221)


Thu November 03, 2011
(WLSAM) Scary Listeria outbreak in cantaloupes has become the greatest American melon tragedy since Gallagher  (wlsam.com) (86)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Cain's downfall puts Newt on deck for the next candidate of the month, followed by Eiffel 65, Mark Cohn, Lou Bega, and the New Radicals  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (224)


Wed November 02, 2011
(MTV) Fail Whatever the heck a Justin Bieber is, she's found a way to look even more ridiculous  (style.mtv.com) (67)
(FilmDrunk) Amusing The Steven Seagal movie plot word cloud. I see that the words "kill," "dead," "killed," and "discovers cold" are quite prominent  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (21)
(Some Action) Photoshop Photoshop this fabulous four   (latimesphoto.files.wordpress.com) (37)


Mon October 31, 2011
(DNA India) Strange Indian scientists announce successful creation of lab-grown cumulus clouds in Operation Schleprock  (dnaindia.com) (15)


Sat October 29, 2011
(CNN) Amusing James Carville rates Rick Perry's campaign performance: "It's gotten so bad, people in Louisiana are actually starting to make Texas jokes...If this thing gets any worse, the people in Mississippi will be making Texas jokes"  (cnn.com) (105)


Fri October 28, 2011
(People Magazine) Sappy Comedian Mario Cantone marries his partner of 20 years. FABULOUS  (people.com) (33)
(Yahoo) Cool The weather in St. Louis is cold, followed by a deep Freese. There will be a Game 7  (sports.yahoo.com) (173)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Herald Times Reporter) Unlikely Not news: Man offers drunk woman a ride home from the bar. Not news: She wants to fark in the car. Fark: She winds up in jail for sexual assault, owing him almost $1,600 in restitution. He can buy something really fabulous with that  (htrnews.com) (143)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Slate) Unlikely Robert Bork relevant again after rehabilitating his image, shaving off ridiculous neckbeard  (slate.com) (63)


Mon October 24, 2011
(ESPN) Cool WHO will have the 3-2 series lead going back to St. Louis? CAN C.J. Wilson follow Holland and blank the Cardinals again tonight? WILL Joe Buck do COCAIIIIIIIINE on air? THIS is YOUR 2011 World Series: Game 5 Discussion Thread. (8 ET on FOX)  (espn.go.com) (862)
(ESPN) Cool The New Orleans Saints score 62 points in thrashing the hapless Indianapolis Colts. The St. Louis Rams have scored 56 points total this season. Next week, the Saints play the Rams. That's the joke  (sports.espn.go.com) (150)


Sat October 22, 2011
(ESPN) Cool WHO will break the tie between Texas and St. Louis? WILL the Cardinals pitcher grab a victory or a "Lohse"? HOW many fans will fall out of the stadium tonight? THIS is YOUR 2011 World Series: Game 3 Discussion Thread. (7:05 CST on FOX)  (espn.go.com) (950)
(Major League Baseball) Misc *Holds envelope to forehead* What are a Kraut, a lout, and an NFL standout?  (mlb.mlb.com) (27)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Gizmodo) Cool Yesterday we lived in the water. Today we live on the land. Tomorrow we live in the clouds  (gizmodo.com) (43)
(STLToday) Fail Looks like somebody in MLB or the St. Louis Cardnials organization forgot to copyright the Rally Squirrel. Oops  (stltoday.com) (20)


Thu October 20, 2011
(The New York Observer) Followup So those protesters arrested in Citibank for being loud and disruptive? Turns out the loudest and most disruptive one was an undercover cop. Move along, citizen  (observer.com) (302)
(Some Guy) Asinine School lets six-year-old named Cloud drift away, out of their building, across a four-lane highway and into a neighborhood while his mother waits in the office to pick him up  (wtkr.com) (96)
(Yahoo) Cool Carpenter is workmanlike against Rangers, hammers Texas in opener to give St. Louis a 1-0 lead in World Series  (sports.yahoo.com) (43)
(MSNBC) Obvious It's official: "sexting" is the most annoying tech word. Be sure to save the article to the cloud  (msnbc.msn.com) (150)
(Leave Lou Alone) Amusing While it usually sounds as if Vancouver fans boo Lou, they actually Louuu Lou. Except for last night, as the fans who usually Louuu Lou booed Lou too  (theprovince.com) (58)


Wed October 19, 2011
(io9) Unlikely Scientists claim we want to feel sorry for monsters that scare us. That is ridiculous, subby does not feel sorry for Dick Cheney at all  (io9.com) (23)
(ESPN) Cool TONIGHT, the October Classic begins as "Back-to-Back" AL Champions, the Texas Rangers, take on the NL Champion St. Louis Cardinals. THIS is YOUR Official FARK Thread for Game 1 of the 2011 World Series. (8pm EST/7pm CST on FOX)  (scores.espn.go.com) (580)
(Some Guy) Sad Ebay, I mean, Louisiana law makes it illegal to buy second hand goods with cash  (klfy.com) (281)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass What do a lawnmower, unauthorized hedge trimming, after dark traffic blockage, and a 0.312 DWI have in common? South Louisiana  (fox8live.com) (11)
(Yahoo) Asinine Dear US Govt: sorry we defrauded you out of billions in mortgage insurance, can we have another bailout please? Signed, Bank of America  (finance.yahoo.com) (74)
(Some Guy) Sad You may be a sellout if you're a rock and roll band named Tea Party and you agree to sell your domain name to the political Tea Party in exchange for an Airstream full of cash  (vancouversun.com) (142)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Some Retronaut) Amusing Photos of young world leaders. Supply your own jokes, but I've got dibs on 'Ahmadinajad looks fabulous.'  (howtobearetronaut.com) (59)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this fabulous picture of Hank Williams, Jr  (i.huffpost.com) (56)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Mother of twins of differing colours tired of explaining she's the mother of both. Subby not so sure that the maternity is what's in question  (dailymail.co.uk) (122)
(Some Derp) Scary The real reason for the rollout of HDTV: The Defense Department's subliminal programming only works on digital TV signals  (beforeitsnews.com) (149)

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