Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Above the Law)		So not only is the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas a teabagger, one of the Court's decisions last month allowed her PAC to flood itself with corporate donor cash  (abovethelaw.com)	(85)
(Business Insider)		Cause of Toyota acceleration problems determined: it is apparently correlated with the amount of grey hair you have on your head  (businessinsider.com)	(190)

Peter Graves' life is over, over  (latimesblogs.latimes.com)

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Today's female teacher arrested for having sex with student brought to you by sunny Burbank, California (w/you know you'd hit that pic)  (nbclosangeles.com)

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A virtual tour of the Hollywood Walk of fame. Hello Lizabeth Scott  (projects.latimes.com)

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Bush's $760 billion tax cuts were passed via reconciliation, yet the media did not cover it like it was a gimmick, a nuclear explosion, or a forcible rape of American citizens  (mediamatters.org)

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Bon Jovi will visit homeless shelters on their upcoming tour. Never before has a band gone to such great lengths to reach its fanbase    (contactmusic.com)

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Are those your breasts, or are you expecting an assassination attempt?  (upi.com)

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Cash-strapped LA is going after unlicensed dogs. But the dogs are fighting back, saying that they have no money because they've lost their wallets...which also have their licenses in them  (news.yahoo.com)

(55)

Beer doctor once again proves to be a better job than gynecologist, probably because you don't get as tired of the bitter, yeasty notes in beer    (latimesblogs.latimes.com)

(56)

Schools forcing students to sign contracts to attend dances to prevent "grinding". Promote the program with the slogan "Dance like Grandma's watching"  (msnbc.msn.com)

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MySpace CEO Van Natta quits after just nine months, which is pretty much what most MySpace users did four years ago    (csmonitor.com)

(29)

Dr. Conrad Murray charged with involuntarily manslaughtering Michael Jackson  (contactmusic.com)

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Ringo Starr says he found God. Steady beat still elusive    (telegraph.co.uk)

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And she's buy-uy-ing a (license to record a cover of) Stairway To Heaven  (mtv.com)

(27)

The Economist hosts online debate between David Boaz, who believes Obama can't pass his agenda, and Elaine Kamarck, who conversely believes Obama can't pass his agenda  (economist.com)

(29)

(KTLA)

Mayor of Lancaster, CA tells townspeople to vote for daily prayers at city council meetings to "grow a Christian community." Hilarity ensues  (ktla.com)

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Subby shocked to learn that his 18 year old nubile, pneumatic, nymphomaniac, broadminded Swedish cheerleader on-line girlfriend may not be who he actually says he is  (news.com.au)

(126)

		NBC says good bye to Conan and $30 million dollars  (network.nationalpost.com)	(171)
		10,000 U.S. troops to spread across Haiti, establish missionary position  (latimes.com)	(354)

Having been pounded by the Cowboys, the Eagles may trade Donovan McNabb in order to get some defensive players who could at least stop an offense of grandmas and toddlers  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)

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		10 biggest disasters of TV now with Leno goodness, and slideshow badness  (latimes.com)	(131)
		Charles Johnson: "The kinds of hate mail and the kinds of attacks I am getting from the right wing are way beyond anything I got when I was criticizing the left or even radical Islam"  (latimes.com)	(274)
		BCS Trophy to Wal-Mart? ROLLBACK TIDE  (latimes.com)	(69)

In one of the stupidest decisions yet in 2010, Ford puts iPhone apps into cars allowing drivers catch up on Twitter, listen to Internet radio, check movie times, and swerve into random lanes  (latimes.com)

(67)

Ethan Hawke says that most movies are "too long" for most modern audiences. Sure, in the case of The Dark Knight that's true, but it's not like everyone has ADD  (contactmusic.com)

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History Channel to feature more non-historic reality shows, less Hitler  (latimes.com)

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		Tim Gunn, Ellen DeGeneres named PETA's Men of the Year  (starpulse.com)	(42)
		Yeah, you know that movie with all the singing and dancing? No, not that one, the other one. No, the other one. Yeah, it's getting pulled from theatres because no one gives a damn  (movies.yahoo.com)	(77)

Los Angeles officials seize thousands of pairs of counterfeit sneakers, decide to hand them out to city's homeless on Christmas Day rather than destroying them  (upi.com)

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(Some Guy)

Revenues, which is a government synonym for "safety," rise on LAPD's red light camera program  (scpr.org)

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		Obama: Can't we just cut and paste our 2009 agenda for 2010?  (blogs.abcnews.com)	(89)
		MPAA considers "pot smoking with no bad consequences" deserves R-Rating. Like, harsh dude  (cinematical.com)	(66)

"Clash of the Titans" ordered to do some last minutes re-shoot to fix "some creaky parts". Presumably, all scenes involving Bubo or Liam Neeson  (contactmusic.com)

(74)

Crohn's blows through the genes of screen writer Dan O'Bannon  (latimes.com)

(54)

Guy Ritchie's abortion of a film known as "Sherlock Holmes" has... an 87% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Wait, what?  (rottentomatoes.com)

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(Some Guy)

The Kamloops News shows some love for the headline on Fark's Tiger Woods story last week. Well, one of the 87 Tiger Woods stories last week  (kamloopsnews.ca)

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The San Diego Union-Tribune gives props to Fark for the headline about the start of baseball free agency (3rd section from the bottom)  (signonsandiego.com)

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		Seattle Times Sideline Chatter has a laugh at Fark's New York Yankee's free agent headline  (seattletimes.nwsource.com)	(0)
		The Seattle Times applauds Fark for a headline that pokes fun at the New York Yankees (2nd section from the bottom)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com)	(0)