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Headlines matching 'Los Angeles'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Some Guy) Asinine Los Angeles may fine you $1,000 if you throw any object besides a beach ball or volleyball on a beach without a permit. Feel free to throw an objectless fit at no cost, however  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (86)


Wed February 01, 2012
(LA Times) Sick Los Angeles classroom teacher arrested after being too dumb to use a digital camera  (latimes.com) (106)


Sun January 29, 2012
(LA Times) Silly You know it's a slow news day when the Los Angeles Times takes issue with the accuracy of Google's Snowflake Doodle  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (34)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Mark Cuban out of the running to buy the LA Dodgers, because having an owner that cares would be bad for business  (hardballtalk.nbcsports.com) (63)


Fri January 27, 2012
(LA Times) Scary How tough is the real estate market in LA? Well, agents are now using unmanned aerial drones  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (59)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Yahoo) Sad LAPD detective Phillp Vanatter, who led the OJ Simpson investigation, has died at age 70 from cancer. However, cancer released a statement today denying involvement in Vanatter's death and vowing to find the real killer  (news.yahoo.com) (54)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail Clippers beat Lakers, Heat, and Mavs in the past week and a half to show the league they're for real, then go on to lose to the Timberwolves to prove that they're still the Clippers  (sports.yahoo.com) (62)


Thu January 19, 2012
(SFGate) Dumbass Dallas Mavericks assistant coach Darrell Armstrong discovers that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas  (sfgate.com) (4)
(Washington Post) Followup What's that, two feet from the head on the trail? Yes  (washingtonpost.com) (17)
(Daily Mail) Followup David Beckham signs two-year extension with L.A. Galaxy, squashing rumors of transfer to Paris St. Germain. Better luck next time, Los Angeles  (dailymail.co.uk) (20)


Wed January 18, 2012
(LA Times) Amusing The Los Angeles Times shows what Fark's been up to during the SOPA/PIPA blackouts (2nd-to-last item)  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (0)
(Yahoo) Followup Porn industry mulls leaving L.A. if condoms are required. Subby would like to point out that his house and garage are about 2,000 miles from Los Angeles  (news.yahoo.com) (83)
(YouTube) Video A six-minute drive through uptown Los Angeles, circa 1940s  (youtube.com) (41)


Wed January 11, 2012
(New York Daily News) Stupid Having solved all the city's problems and determined to crush southern California's last remaining thriving business, LA City Council votes 11-1 to require condoms in porn productions  (nydailynews.com) (84)
(New York Daily News) Followup Investigators say rumors of foul play in Natalie Wood's death don't float. Just like Natalie Wood  (nydailynews.com) (12)


Tue January 10, 2012
(SportsGrid) Amusing Los Angeles Kings winger Dustin Penner injures himself eating pancakes  (sportsgrid.com) (50)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Comparing Michelle Obama to Marie Antoinette is racist because someone called her "Your Excellency" on Nickelodeon and Marie Antoinette was African-American. Or something like that  (bookwormroom.com) (410)
(Yahoo) Stupid California state legislator pleads it-was-the-tumor-what-done-it in $2500 shoplifting case  (news.yahoo.com) (57)


Sat January 07, 2012
(io9) Spiffy Pictures from a scifi convention in LA in 1980. Haha, look at all those weird idio...MOM???  (io9.com) (82)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Daily Mail) Fail "I don't know what a Bieber is" said Jeebus, "But apparently he's got a badly drawn tattoo of my face on his leg"  (dailymail.co.uk) (49)


Thu January 05, 2012
(LA Times) Fail David Beckham bewildered about why people think he is a secret homosexual. In other news, Mr Beckham stars in a new underwear campaign that proudly exhibits his groin bulge  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (66)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Canada.com) Ironic Auxiliary Bishop of Los Angeles resigns to spend more time with his children  (canada.com) (63)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Mediabistro) Dumbass ESPN host who referred to the WNBA's LA Sparks & Phoenix Mercurys as the "LA Lesbians" & "Phoenix Dyke-ury" goes into "Was That Wrong?" mode  (mediabistro.com) (68)
(LA Times) Asinine L.A. might sue Occupy L.A. protesters for financial damages. Note to City of LA: OWS protesters have no cash, hence the protesting  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (241)


Sun December 18, 2011
(LA Times) PSA This just in: students don't care for healthy school lunches  (latimes.com) (114)


Thu December 15, 2011
(CNN) Interesting Playboy magazine moving from Chicago to Los Angeles. Circulation office now nearer to their 12 subscribers  (money.cnn.com) (58)
(ESPN) Interesting Chris Paul is finally headed to Los Angeles. The Clippers, that is  (espn.go.com) (114)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious If your nickname is 'Bang Bang,' try not to leave a backpack with half your name written on it at the train station. It might cause people to freak out . "It had the name 'Bang' on it"  (couriermail.com.au) (84)


Thu December 08, 2011
(ESPN) Dumbass First baseman from Los Angeles baseball team in the news today. No not that one. James Loney arrested for DUI after hitting three cars on the freeway  (espn.go.com) (26)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Some Manatee) Misc Family Guy writer's account of being arrested at Occupy LA. The Manatees submitted this with a funnier headline   (myoccupylaarrest.blogspot.com) (478)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Katy Perry and Russell Brand pose together to disprove divorce rumors. I'm sorry but that's not gonna cut it. We're gonna need a sex tape. And Russell can sit out  (dailymail.co.uk) (43)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Sporting News) Cool MLB's worst fear comes true: Mark Cuban to bid on the Dodgers  (aol.sportingnews.com) (60)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Bitten and Bound) Cool Kirk Douglas was dishing turkey dinner at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday. Dare we suggest that 94 never looked so good? (pics)  (bittenandbound.com) (58)


Tue November 22, 2011
(USA Today) Strange After you acquire truckloads of money and fame as the star of L.A. Law, what do you do? Well, you lose your mind and spend your money on snow globes. Eight thousand of them  (usatoday.com) (53)


Sun November 20, 2011
(MLS) Cool It's been 36 weeks in the making. The highest paid roster vs. one of the lowest. The primadonnas vs the journeymen. The Fighting Beckhams vs The Alamo Defense. It's your 2011 MLS Cup Final thread. LA Galaxy vs Houston Dynamo, 9PM on ESPN  (mlssoccer.com) (115)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Celebslam) Interesting Megan Fox finally realizes she married Brian Austin Green, spotted in L.A. yesterday without her wedding ring  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (70)


Sun November 06, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Weird Sleep well, Los Angeles, knowing that William Hung is a technical crime analyst for the sheriff's department  (hollywoodreporter.com) (51)


Thu November 03, 2011
(LA Times) Interesting The Los Angeles Times is now the nation's fifth largest newspaper. In other news there are still five surviving newspapers  (latimes.com) (8)


Wed November 02, 2011
(AZCentral) Interesting L.A. is raising its barking dog fine to $250. This could get very expensive for Britney Spears during her next concert  (azcentral.com) (31)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Radar Magazine) Unlikely Los Angeles City Attorney and Los Angeles County District Attorney seeking jail time for Lindsay Lohan. In other news, Charlie Brown hopes to kick the football this time around  (radaronline.com) (48)
(Breitbart.com) Stupid Why does USA Weekend, the Soros-funded liberal agitprop mouthpiece foisted upon Americans every week in their Sunday newspaper, refuse to accuse Boone from "Lost" of being an ecoterrorist?   (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (37)
(Celebslam) Weird Why does Sofia Vergara always look like she's filming a shampoo commercial?  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (61)


Fri October 28, 2011
(The Raw Story) Fail Trouble in Eden: Occupy LA ripped apart by mutiny over whether to allow pot-smoking  (rawstory.com) (200)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Glendale News Press) Dumbass L.A.'s "Love Ride" Grand Marshall Jay Leno joked about the fundraiser's untarnished safety record, and his desire to see "somebody go down". Guess what happened for the first time in the ride's 28 year history?  (glendalenewspress.com) (103)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Daily News) Stupid Rand Corp has retracted a report showing that crime went up in neighborhoods where pot dispensaries were shut down. Pressure from LA City Attorney had nothing to do with it, of course  (dailynews.com) (60)
(The Newspaper) Obvious One third of people stopped paying tickets in Los Angeles County after police commissioner said paying red light camera tickets was voluntary  (thenewspaper.com) (41)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious TSA agents are great at letting nothing get through security screening. Except when you bribe one of them, then you can just walk through with 15 pounds of pot  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (32)


Sat October 15, 2011
(The New York Times) Ironic People are lining up in Los Angeles to stuff themselves with foie gras ahead of the coming California foie gras ban. Soon their livers will be rich and succulent  (nytimes.com) (189)

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