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34 headlines found matching 'Lord'
Tue December 23, 2014
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Austin Hatch, a University of Michigan basketball player who survived two plane crashes, scores his first point. Coach makes the mistake of saying "The Lord will take care of it" to the wrong guy
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Sat December 20, 2014
(Google)
 
 
 
Fark Foodie Question: Chicken-fried steak with cream gravy: abomination unto the Lord or the essence of all that is good and true?
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Sat December 13, 2014
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Soldier stationed in Missouri travels to South Carolina to visit his newborn child and wife. What could ruin this? Oh yes, a landlord who wants to evict the wife and child because the soldier has "overstayed as a visitor"
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Fri December 12, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nerds have destroyed not only The Lord of the Rings and Star Wars but the entire genres of science fiction and fantasy
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Thu December 11, 2014
(Bustle)
 
 
 
With jewelry, sometimes it's a very fine line between "eternal symbol of our Lord and Savior" and "dangling penis with balls"
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Sun December 07, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
There was a plan for the British Parliament houses to share a catering department to save taxpayer money, but it failed. Fark: Because the House of Lords did not want to tolerate an inferior vintage of champagne
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Sat December 06, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
All hail our Lord and Savior, Jibbers Crabst
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Wed November 26, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you're visiting Switzerland, get ready to be served cat for Christmas dinner, and dear lord, stay away from the hot dogs
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Sun November 23, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's a veritable "Who?" for the 2014 American Music Awards, with people named Azalea, Legend, Pharrell, and Lorde getting the most nominations. Will anyone watch? It's your official AMA discussion thread. The music starts at 8PM ET
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Tue November 18, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I have no fear of our robot overlords, for I will defeat them 62% of the time (8W-5L-7T)
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Mon November 17, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You are in possession of a $100/month apartment in Manhattan. Do you: a) stay quiet, b) count your blessings, or c) let the landlord know you are not the tenant he made the $100/month deal with by suing him?
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Sun November 16, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Our Beneviolent Robot Overlord demands blood for the Blood God
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
So what would The Empire Strikes Back look like if it was a new film with a modern-style trailer? "Impressive," says Lord Vader
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Sat November 08, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
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"You want a selfie with a giant robot? I can make it happen" say's one of the creators of the real life Megabots Fighting League a.k.a our future robot overlords
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(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Guy paints characters into thrift store paintings: Come for the Sith Lord fishing excursion, stay for Spock on the levitating sprinkled doughnut receiving bacon from the angel and two children who took a taxi to the mountain ledge to meet him
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Thu November 06, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The best CCTV video from this past Halloween has got to be this street brawl between a cartoon dog and a zombie as Lord Nelson, Cinderella and a giant caterpillar look on. And we have that video
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Sun November 02, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fire marshal says there was no evidence of arson nor a crack pipe present in the charred ruins of Ashley Greene's apartment; her landlord was "full of shiat"
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Mon October 27, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The lords of Gamergate throw a party at a strip club in Queens and it's exactly as bad as you're assuming
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: 'shop the Dark Lord's hand somewhere unexpected
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Mon October 20, 2014
(Some Royals Fan)
 
 
 
Lorde's "Royals" banned on San Francisco radio stations until the World Series is over, forcing Kansas City radio stations to go back 30 years for a song to even consider banning
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Thu October 16, 2014
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
"Ebola is God's punishment for Obama dividing Jerusalem," thus derpeth the Lord
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Wed October 15, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Great, another two weeks of everyone making references to that annoying Lorde song
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Politician slips up, mistakenly says out loud that disabled persons should be exempt from minimum wage requirements "because they're not worth that much." Bonus: His name is Lord Freud
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Tue October 14, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde, flattered at being mocked by South Park, decides to sing the song they wrote for her
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Sat October 04, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Son of the Lord is now reported to be beardless, repeat, the Son of the Lord is now believed to be beardless
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Fri September 26, 2014
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
"Doctor Who Ordered Pain Meds, Charged With Patient Death." These Time Lords are getting out of hand
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Wed September 24, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The high lords of trickle-down economics are confused as to why income inequality hasn't resulted in a better economy
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"The Sarah Palin channel currently offers roughly eight hours of original content. To put things in perspective, the channel has a shorter run time than the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and for what it's worth, LOTR offers more realistic characters"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother wakes up to find her three-year-old non verbal autistic son covered in rat bites. 'My cat killed one rat in front of my door,' said one man. 'It's ridiculous, I call my landlord all the time, but no one calls back.'
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Sat September 06, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you get evicted from the house you've been renting you could use the low moment as a valuable life lesson and vow to grow stronger from it. Or you could hide in a closet and rob the landlord
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Thu September 04, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Seven films you probably didn't know had massive budgets or what, you totally knew that Evan Almighty cost $175 million?
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Sun August 31, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
If you have $300,000 lying around you could buy a lot of beer and pizza. Or you can hire Royals singer Lorde to perform in your living room. I'd probably go with the beer and pizza though
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Wed August 27, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Colombia frees "Popeye," a drug lord's hired killer who's confessed to 300 killings and involvement if 3000+ more. Never doubt the power of spinach, especially in government
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
And the rib that the Lord God had taken from the man he madeth into a esophagus and then he said thou shall not eat quarter sized batteries, okay?
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