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Tue September 19, 2017
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So what happened in the several months between tappings of Paul Manafort? Lordy, I wish we had tapes
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A fantastic Twitter thread on how LotR is really just a history of the Hobbit's pipe-weed trafficking organization Kingpinned by Bilbo and then Frodo. (And no matter how much you hate Twitter, it's still worth the read)
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Circa)
 
 
 
All powerful people leave a legacy behind them, and notorious drug lord Pablo Escobar was no different. His hippos live on
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
I'se the b'y that builds the boat / and I'se the b'y that sails her / and e's the b'y that stole some chicken an' jammed it down 'is ferks, lord tunderin'
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What's wrong, have you never seen a man in a bra before?
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I, for one would like to welcome our new acid-spraying ant overlords
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Fri September 08, 2017
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Don Williams is no longer living on Tulsa Time
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Thu September 07, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not even God wants to see Kirk Cousins play for the Redskins
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Tenants: We would like to board up our windows to protect your property before Irma blows in. Landlord: Uh-huh. I see. That certainly makes sense. You can't do it
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Manhattan Landlords: The market is tanking and we can't sell our assets. Big Banks: That's ok, we'll lend you more money than your asset is worth and you can pay us back when you sell. Manhattan Landlords: Really? (Snert) (Suckers) *Smokebomb*
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sure, your house is destroyed, your company got wiped out in the storm AND you only have the clothes on your back but Houston's slumlords would like to remind you that if you don't pay your rent on time they'll have you evicted
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Thu August 31, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dusty Baker cautious about having injured player return too soon. That's the joke
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Evil Empire prevents Lord Vader from throwing out first pitch
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Sat August 26, 2017
(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Driver hits three pedestrians. Guess who's charged with a crime. Difficulty: Louisiana
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Tue August 22, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Lord, former CNN commentator and Trump supporter who was fired for tweeting a Nazi salute, offered a position at the newly Steve Bannon-led Breitbart
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Sun August 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish band triumphs at the World Bagpipe Band Championships, gets roaring drunk in celebration, sounds a whole lot better. Maybe. I mean, why not? Who can tell?
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Thu August 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Lord simply wanted to know the whereabouts of his friend Kyle, who's about *this* high
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
70% of all condo purchases at Trump-branded properties are all-cash transactions with hidden buyers. Which is a common way drug lords and kleptocrats launder their dirty money. But that's perfectly legal thanks to intense lobbying by the RE industry
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Thriveworks)
 
 
 
The 50 greatest sports psychology quotes of all time. You have to take the internet one article at a time. I'm just happy to be here, hope I can help the Fark club. I just want to give it my best shot, and the good lord willing, things will work out
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
I think someone needs to actually read his Bible, and prepare for a tax audit
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Fri August 04, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Mother Nature did not want Chicago to suffer Lorde any more than they had to
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Is Barron Trump a Time Lord?
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the Facebook page for Boy Scouts of America---OH GOOD LORD (check the comments for "BSA Perspective on Presidential Visits to the National Jamboree"). And yeah, we know, Facebook sucks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Drug lord makes nearly $700 million in 10 years. His henchmen now have a problem with it. . .I'm sorry, I'm being corrected. . .Oxycodone/Hydrocodone distributor's CEO made nearly $700 million in 10 years. Union employees now have a problem with it
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Sun July 23, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Dear Editor: "Why am I writing this letter? Well, I'm writing this letter because I say we petition to get Chick-fil-A open on Sundays. Sundays are days to cherish the Lord, so why not cherish the Lord by going to eat the Lord's calories?"
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
His forehead growing like a mighty oak, because bullshiat makes great fertilizer, loyal Trump shill Jeffrey Lord says Trump would have a huge political advantage if he fired the Russia investigator
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
All hail the new overlord of the Independent Republic of Middlewatch - a pensioner pissed off about Brexit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new zero-gravity space drone overlords
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Thu July 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democratic challenger to Paul Ryan's seat picks up $430k in...12 days? Oh lordy, this is gonna be a fun mid-term
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Sun July 02, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Randy Marsh is already working on Lorde's third album
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Fri June 30, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
He's just a Prince whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don't let him be misunderstood
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Thu June 29, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Working from home is great. Until the day you realize you haven't had outside human contact in five weeks
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Wed June 28, 2017
(American Mirror)
 
 
 
Good Lord. Where do we start?
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tories reach deal with Britain's new Irish overlords, will give Northern Ireland over a billion pounds' worth of pork. Scotland, Wales looking hungry
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Sun June 25, 2017
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Insiders working on the Han Solo movie say directors Lord and Miller were let go because they were filming it as a "screwball" comedy portraying young Han Solo like Ace Ventura
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Prospective Brexit negotiator Lord Buckethead appears at Glastonbury, discusses how Theresa May's negotiating tactics compare unfavorably with 'a slightly mouldy pain au chocolat'
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Not content with undermining peace in Northern Ireland, Theresa May's strong and stable government now has Britain heading for a constitutional crisis as House of Lords may reject her manifesto agenda
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new flapjack octopus overlords
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi reveals why he is leaving Doctor Who. Being the Daily Mail, subby now doubts the existence of a time traveling police box and timelords
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Putin-backed Russian Priest believes that beards protect a man from being gay. Hollywood has known this for decades
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Sat June 17, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump tweets to his 32,400,000 followers that he has 100,000,000 followers
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Lorde admits that she secretly ran an Instagram account about onion rings
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde says she was "empowered" using the Taylor Swift formula on her new album
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Black minister submits resolution for Southern Baptist Convention to condemn white supremacy, alt-right groups. Oh Lordy, hilarity ensues
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How much did AG Demonic Elf Lord lie under oath about collusion today? And what, exactly, do we mean by "Russian Collusion"? Hint: It's all about the sanctions, baby. THIS is your tweet thread explaining it all
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Lord Buckethead: His manifesto and policies
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Let's see what's on the agenda of Britain's new Irish overlords. Item 1: Stigginit
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver encourages Theresa May to name her challenger Lord Buckethead as Brexit minister, stating "Is it an absurd idea? Yes; but it would not even be close to the stupidest thing you've ever done"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
PASTOR: "Lord, if you can hear us, send us a sign. Just a plain sign, a plain-" *BOOM*
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new robot lawn mowing overlords
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Rumours are flying that the new Doctor Who has been cast as Russell T. Davies says he knows who it is but is keeping mum
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Sessions announce his resignation? Will Comey's memos get released? Oh Lordy, I hope the tapes get dumped. THIS is your Trump scandal/speculation thread, "Friday News Dump Day" edition. (5 pm ET expected shoe drop)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Meet UK pariliamentary candidate Lord Buckethead, who lost to Theresa May by only 37,469 votes. Campaign promises included reducing arms sales to the Saudis and exiling Katie Hopkins to the Phantom Zone
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Slowing retail sales send 2,000 Hudson's Bay workers overboard
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
His forehead continuing to grow like the mighty oak, Jeffrey Lord brazenly blamed the September 11th attacks on Rudy Giuliani in the most bizarre defense of Donald Trump's Tweetstorms
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
73 years ago today, Allied forces launched Operation Overlord. For you historically challenged Millennials, "Operation Overlord" was the code name for the invasion at Normandy. Oh, Normandy is in France. Oh, right -- France is a country in Europe
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man obsessed with Lord of the Rings for over 40 years. Can't help himself, says it's Hobbit-forming
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats threaten to burn the entire country down to protect it from Lord Trump
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Fri June 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Lord claimed on live television "Coal is the wave of the future." Robert Reich just stared at him in disbelief before disproving the idiotic claim
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Wed May 31, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde asks smoothie worker in New York to the Governor's Ball
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Tue May 30, 2017
(The Vintage News)
 
 
 
Crusades-era hand grenade found in Israel. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu -
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin'. Gregg Allman dead at 69
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