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60 headlines found matching 'Lord'
Wed January 18, 2017
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas lawmaker and potential professional Lord Voldemort Impersonator Tony Tinderholt introduces legislation that would make performing OR getting an abortion in TX, a felony-so bonus, women who have abortions would also lose their right to vote
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Lord Jesus Christ takes time off from his busy schedule of appearing on toast and is promptly arrested for Trump assassination threat
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Fri January 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Democrats: "How can you Trumpers support such massive ethical conflicts from Donald Trump?" Republicans: "Well, we won the election so laws don't apply to us anymore. They still apply to you dirty lirbuls, tho"
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Hugo Award nominated author takes on the seamy side of Moscow nightlife in 'Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On'
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Mon January 09, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Scientists determine that it would take a Sith Lord a trillion calories to shoot force lightning unless said Jedi was "drawing power from some other source." You know, some other source. An outside power of some kind. Some sort of force or something
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Asshat landlord gives leasing agency list of 'unsuitable' tenants. Looks ok so far: smokers, pet owners, single parents, plumbers, battered wives... wait, what?
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A woman discovers that her great-grandmother has been praying to Elrond from LOTR every day for years after mistaking him for a figurine of Saint Anthony. In her defense, Elrond actually is a Lord
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
The 15 most powerful Sith Lords in the SW universe to the left. Arguments over which ones are canon and which aren't to the right
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After the financial crisis they caused, Wall Street took advantage of plummeting home prices and snapped them up converted them to rentals and became America's landlord-a role they fill with all the compassion and humanity that you've come to expect
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump invites a prosperity gospel preacher to his inauguration. if there's a joke in there somewhere, I'm pretty sure it is on 'we the people'
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Ok, so while Florida's Stand Your Ground law has been responsible for growing rates of firearm homicides, Flordia is also now known for Canadian levels of politeness. So it's a wash
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Arizona welcomes its new self-driving overlords
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After 17 years, Turbine hangs up on Asheron's Call
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
How to manage your business like a Sith Lord: long-range thinking, flawless implementation, focused training, and summary executions
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
According to the casting director of the Lord of the Rings Franchise, Gandalf the Grey was almost Gandalf the Thin White
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
'Unicorn hot chocolate' is the new trend to keep you warm, sustain Lord Voldemort
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Because Christmas falls on a Sunday this year, some churches have decided not to hold a Sunday service
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Marvel releases 4K yule log videos from the houses of Thor, Iron Man, Ms. Marvel, Captain America and Star Lord
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Thu December 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Orange anal stench made solid is about to settle another lawsuit. Welcome human garbage overlord
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
You know, at this point, it might be safer to just disassociate yourself from anything Yahoo related
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
School staffer told to remove her Linus van Pelt door poster celebrating a Federal holiday. Good grief
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Electing Trump will cause the UN to pave the way for the anti-Christ, says Pastor who supported Trump. So are you admitting your were wrong, just trying to sow fear to keep your flock inline or actively helping the anti-Christ?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Spoiler alert: It's like 2016 with White Walkers and dragons
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Fri December 02, 2016
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Dear prospective landlords: You're not supposed to enter a tenant's apartment without permission. You're especially not supposed to have sex on their beds while they're at work. And cleaning up the mess with the tenant's wedding dress is right out
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a video of driving through a tunnel of fire in the Smoky Mountains Complete with not-safe-for-work commentary
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
"Maybe God put the idiot Trump and his clueless children in charge to test us all," ponders a darker Garrison Keillor
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Tue November 29, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
There are crappy landlords, and then there are landlords who refuse to fix the lake of raw sewage in your yard
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Anne Rice has hinted that she may be adapting her Vampire Chronicles book series into an open-ended TV series "of the highest quality"
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Signed, Weedlord Bonerhitler
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
How are Maggie and the baby faring? Will Negan learn she survived when the Saviors visit Hilltop? Will Carl turned a blind eye towards Rick's seeming acquiescence? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Oh lordy, oh lordy. It's Wednesday and I haven't submitted the Fark Writer's thread yet *delete* sonofab-
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan experiencing a boom in coin laundries, which seem safer to many entrepreneurs than being someone's landlord. "Laundromats are much easier to run, and while profits aren't huge, they are at least guaranteed and steady"
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(United Airlines)
 
 
 
I for one welcome our new robotic TSA overlords
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pastor tells grieving husband his wife suffered a miscarriage because of his porn addiction
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Edward Snowden asks the big questions: Where are all the crazy catlords?
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Americans don't have to welcome their new overlords - they're already working for them
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
A Hobbit joins 'Stranger Things' for season 2
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Pumpkin Spice Cheese". Dear sweet lord
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
If Trump wins next Tuesday, it won't be like the election of a tyrant overlord. It'll be more like Joffrey Baratheon's reign. Born to wealth, with a child's level of sophistication, cruel and quick to anger, and missed by nobody after four years
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(Nerd Bastards)
 
 
 
Dr. Strange is indoctrination into demonic occultism, claims Christian film critic insulted by the hoary hosts of Hoggoth
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Fri October 28, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Marty Schottenheimer has finally found a way to erase his Cleveland Browns failures from his memories
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Dilbert)
 
 
 
So, what's Scott Adams is up to with two weeks to go til the election ... oh dear lord. Not even Catbert would sink this low
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Tue October 25, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Gyrocopter that landed on Capital lawn to be destroyed. Lord Humungus nods in approval
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Sun October 23, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live again slayed the presidential election, with Tom Hanks playing Chris Wallace at the third debate; "Tonight is going to be like the third Lord of the Rings movie. You don't really want to watch, but hey, you've come this far"
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
Your robot doctor overlords will see you now
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Mon October 17, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Clinton campaign demonstrates its loyalty to its demonic lizard-person overlords, launches synthetic false-flag inside-job ad campaign (with gold fringe) to tie Trump to FEMA crisis actor pretending to be Alex Jones. Chemtrails not included
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"Saying the election is rigged is legitimately dangerous; it is like asking why one of those giant eagles didn't just fly Frodo all the way to Mordor in Lord of the Rings: If enough people start thinking that way, the whole thing kind of falls apart"
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Thu October 13, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump spokesman and alien from This Island Earth Jeffrey Lord says Donald Trump learned how to treat women from "liberals and the sexual revolution" so it's not Trump's fault he does or says rapey things
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Tue October 11, 2016
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Baptist church in Texas gets mad at them eevil craft beer drinkers, buys ad in local paper proclaiming "Craft Beer Is The Devil's Craft." Taprooms now accepting it as dollar-off coupon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says, "It is so nice that the shackles have been taken off me and I can now fight for America the way I want to." Dear Lord, we give you thanks that we have lived to see this day, the end of 400 years of oppression of the rich white man
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy"
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Sun October 09, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Clearly delusional surrogate Jeffrey Lord says video scandal will 'whip up enthusiasm' for Trump
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy heads a list of movies with the highest kill counts with a staggering 83,871 on-screen deaths. Alderaan must have been sparsely populated
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sign outside church in North Wales: 'Forgiveness is swallowing when you want to spit'. Vicar claims ignorance
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Penguins will play in the PPG Paints Arena for the foreseeable future. It's no Cow Palace or Gaylord Arena, but it'll do
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Sun October 02, 2016
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Product warning stickers we really need
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe compares the differences between Donald Trump and Lord Voldemort, says Trump is nowhere near as "ideologically pure" as Voldemort
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Lord giveth you a career year as your contract expires; the Lord taketh your ACL at the same time
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Friday's Black Moon could bring with it worldwide destruction and the second coming of Jesus Christ ... but it won't, so relax
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