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69 headlines found matching 'Longer'
Tue March 31, 2015
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Public Wi-Fi speeds 5,000 times faster, with longer range and ability to host 25,000 concurrent users? It's more likely than you think. Err, actually, it's already up and running in Seattle
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Mon March 30, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Children in Cheshire, England no longer allowed to play any video games worth mentioning as it may be "neglectful" parenting. Nintendo reportedly overjoyed at the news
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(25)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
New Google CFO signs $70 million pay package. YouTube users brace for longer, more frequent ads
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(19)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
Since the United States is no longer a functional democratic republic, what would you call this thing?
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(89)
 
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Farker's next gen rocket engine crowdfunding campaign is live. Change the world, get sweet space swag, be awesome, keep me from having to work in a coffee shop any longer
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(49)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
The head of the Missouri GOP thinks it's important you know that by last November he had started pretending he was no longer a bigot
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(54)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Never forget that Rudy Giuliani once held widespread respect among people of all political stripes until he decided to zero in his focus on the ultra-right wing audience. "He's no longer interested in wide appeal"
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(49)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Billy Corgan has told an audience in Peru that he no longer wants to be known by the name and that he prefers William"
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(46)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The U.S. Government says that you are no longer entitled to flaming water faucets. Thanks Obama
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(93)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 10 fast food items that no longer exist. Subby thought the first one mentioned really was not that bad
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(126)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Toto bassist Mike Porcaro won't be blessing the rains down in Africa any longer
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(83)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The 20 most over-rated actors are living on reputations no longer deserved. It's a pretty complete list. So, let the naming, shaming and blaming begin
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(143)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt's movie studio options rights to Stephen King's '80s sci-fi short story The Jaunt. Took longer than you think, Dad
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(94)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Entire town learns sign language to surprise deaf man. Deaf man angry he can no longer call everyone assholes without them knowing
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(70)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why bob haircuts are a sign the economy is no longer shiatting the bed
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(22)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study reveals that optimists live longer. Pessimists just end up getting proven right
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Finance is no longer an instrument for getting money into productive businesses, but instead for getting money out of them." Asinine tag lights cigar with $100 bill and lays off Sad tag
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(44)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
How much longer can Ava walk the tightrope between Boyd and Raylan? Does bad blood between families run as deep as the mines in Harlan? Will Sam Elliott ever grow his mustache back? Justified -The Hunt discussion thread, 10pm ET FX
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(23)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Running a surplus is no longer considered fiscally conservative in Brownbackistan
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(127)
 
(MMA Junkie)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey defeats Cat Zingano in 14 seconds. Dana White to ask Vince McMahon for tips on how to make his main events last longer
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(143)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Lois Lerner's missing emails are no longer missing
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(227)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
People can live longer or people can have pensions, but not both. Sorry
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(143)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
U.S. Soccer Federation decides that Hope no longer has to go solo
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(18)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's racist, hateful comments about President Obama have resulted in his no longer being welcome at Starbucks
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(141)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: The North Koreans are no longer starving. There's plenty of lawn grass around town for everyone
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(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The coolest tourist attractions that no longer exist. Alas, poor Globe, I didn't know it well at all
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(102)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The English Premier League's lucrative position as the world's best and most competitive league no longer holds true. The crown has finally been passed on, and to Spain's best division: La Liga"
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just for Valentine's Day, FARK-favorite Postmodern Jukebox knocks it out of the park with a cover of "I Want It That Way". A boy band song? Not any longer
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(11)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Alcohol may help elderly women live longer, which explains all those empty gin bottles you found in your mother-in-law's basement
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(19)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Bustle)
 
 
 
This HIV test takes 15 minutes, is powered by a smartphone, and costs $34. The U.S. version takes four times longer, costs 10 times as much and automatically posts your results to Facebook
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(18)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg's son signs with UCLA instead of South Carolina to play football, for the longer growing season
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Wed February 04, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The two office workers that had sex after hours and were viewed by everyone in the pub across the street? It turns out he's already married, and she's engaged. Presumably not much longer
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(60)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
That Jordanian pilot was burned alive by ISIS at least a month ago and probably longer
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(113)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL Power Rankings: ESPN joins the rest of the hockey world and no longer considers the Edmonton Oilers an NHL team
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(43)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
6 Down. No longer living ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
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(49)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Most of Hawaii's coral have recovered from mass bleaching. Starfish are taking a bit longer to see the light of day
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(16)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
After losing a heated bidding war to a non-celebrity, Jay-Z and Beyonce say they are no longer moving to Los Angeles because it would be too embarrassing
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(43)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
A moment of silence for the Girl Scout Cookies that are no longer with us
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(67)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The school days needs to be longer in order for students to learn better
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(64)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Diabetics may no longer have to deal with pricks
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(41)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Quantum computers are no longer just a theoretical concept. More than a dozen candidate technologies are currently being studied; of these, ion traps are arguably the most advanced"
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(22)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hope Solo no longer a striker, can go back to being a keeper
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(43)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Amazon: "Well Cosby's no longer an option because of the accusations. I know let's sign Woody Allen"
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(103)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Men who have been castrated can live 20 years longer. No, not worth it
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(58)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Texas legislator wants the cowboy hat to be the official state headgear. Apparently straw hats are no longer in their hay day
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Wed January 07, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Libertarian that renounced his U.S. citizenship to avoid paying income tax is outraged, OUTRAGED that he no longer has the same rights as U.S. citizens
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(126)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
McDonald's debuts new signage, uniforms and packaging that is no longer tasting better than the burger inside in attempt to win back customers
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(105)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"Controlling time is a way for the state to manifest its power. No longer does the sun dictate what time it is: the government does instead"
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(81)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(MauiTime)
 
 
 
Small-market papers all over America saddened to learn Parade Magazine will no longer be distributed with Sunday editions. Now how will their readers ever learn brainless trivia about Ryan Seacrest?
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(64)
 


Wed December 31, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Doug Marrone opts out, says he no longer want to pay the Bills
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(38)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have you made it in life even if you don't have a hot tub, a home gym, a wine cellar, a golf membership or a driveway longer than 600 feet?
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(5)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Evidently your fingerprint is no longer a secure biometric
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(78)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Remember the ex-pastor that pledged to be an atheist for a year? Looks like he might be an atheist for a bit longer than he planned
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(135)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, Japanese households no longer have a yen for saving
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(13)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Roberto Orci to Trekkies complaining about the reboots: "And it, again, is the reason why I make movies and you don't." Meanwhile, Roberto Orci is no longer allowed to write Star Trek 3
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Thu December 25, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Rex Ryan says he believes he will one day win the Super Bowl. Apparently he's not planning on coaching the Jets much longer
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(29)
 
(News and Star (UK))
 
 
 
"Zero alcohol limits for drivers are on the way. There's no longer any credible argument against them"
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(354)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Work begins on trans-Nicaragua canal, to be completed by 2019 - although the accompanying palindrome is expected to take somewhat longer to finish
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(60)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
No longer will the process of making a football helmet go right over your head
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(3)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
These are the beers America no longer drinks
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After 200 years of disowning novelist Marquis de Sade, his descendants are no longer ashamed and have embraced his legacy. You can't beat that
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(47)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
HBO will no longer release overnight ratings, because things like HBO Go and DVR aren't accurately recorded, and everyone knows about 10 million people watch Game of Thrones every Sunday anyway
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(30)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Losing weight? Good. Except you emit CO2. Bad. But you get to live longer. Good. In a world devastated by the global warming you caused. Bad
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(84)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sprint to no longer sponsor NASCAR Winston Cup Series after 2016 season, say they can't in good conscience be involved with giving Jimmie Johnson another championship
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(17)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
With oil prices falling down, Keystone XL pipeline may no longer be economically viable
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(97)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Well, endowed is no longer an apt description of Bill Cosby
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(77)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(Maine News)
 
 
 
Study finds that we focus on boobs way longer than we should
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(42)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
#2 of Al Qaeda in Afghanistan and Pakistan no longer holds that title, can switch to Geico to save on insurance
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(59)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Soon we may no longer have to squint to read letters and numbers on security features asking us to confirm that we are not, in fact, robots - or at least, not actual robots
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(15)
 

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