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87 headlines found matching 'Longer'
Sun August 20, 2017
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump is demanding some sheriffs keep undocumented immigrants in local jails longer than is legally allowable under federal court rulings, which is both a massive civil liability and a civil rights violation
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Thu August 17, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
So what happens when a British punk-rocker attends and reviews a Phish show. Yes the word 'regret' comes to mind. "10:29: Anastasio is still soloing, and I'm no longer sure if I'm alive, or even want to be"
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A single glass of wine a day is great for your heart and could make you live up to a fifth longer
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Drugmaker diversifies portfolio to maintain profitability against generics. Just kidding, they're suing the government to enforce a monopoly for even longer
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Wed August 09, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
The real key to a longer life? Being neurotic as hell. In other news, Woody Allen expected to live to 112
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Great, not only are mice living longer, they're getting smarter, too. Next thing you know, they're going to try and take over the world. NARF
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Want to get away from those dirty liberals and logging off of Fark is no longer enough? Just call the fine folks at Conservative Move and you and your family will be living a brand new life in Derpsville in two shakes of an elephant's tail
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Tue August 01, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Casey Affleck's wife files for divorce after realizing she no longer wants to be married to anyone related to Ben Affleck
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Having a baby in your 30s might make you live longer - or maybe it'll just seem that way
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Sun July 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're wondering which tribute will be next to go in The Trump Games, the odds are no longer in favor of National Security Adviser McMaster
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
That $35K Tesla goes like you'd expect: If you want a Model 3 in a color besides black with longer range battery, options and autopilot, then you're looking at $58K
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Sat July 29, 2017
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
"Minnesota is no longer the state I moved to in the mid 1960s because of all the Muslims," laments Michele Bachmann
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
No longer neutral, the Swiss franc is now clearly in the red
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Remember back when using your song in a commercial was selling out to the man? Now that the record business is no longer the business it once was, selling out doesn't seem so bad and musicians gots bills to pay, so back off, bro
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Wed July 26, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump's AM tweet storm states that the United States will no longer "allow or accept" any transgender person to serve in the military
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Giuliani declares he's no longer on the short list to replace Sessions
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump no longer fond of Rinsed Pubes, will be replaced by a Brazilian
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Fri July 21, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kyrie Irving requesting trade out of Cleveland; no longer wants to play alongside LeBron James
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity will no longer receive media excellence award
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CRITICAL ERROR: Windows 10 is no longer supported on this Fark server. Would you like to • Attempt a rollback to 2007 • Delete the Politics tab • Masturbate furiously
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After the conglomerate breached restrictions for overseas investments, China no longer fonda Wanda
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Russia no longer fears any reprisals for hacking the US election
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Prison inmates are outraged that they can no longer smoke
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Thu July 13, 2017
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The Scarface remake will no longer be helmed by the guy responsible for Career Suicide Squad
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Tue July 11, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New studies say drinking coffee will make you live longer. AND LO SHALL WE TWO-POT A DAY DRINKERS BE IMMORTAL
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Sun July 09, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ms. No longer appearing on this planet
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
My friend has disappeared into the US prison system and I can not find out where he is. He is no longer being shown as a federal prisoner. Any advice would be appreciated
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Wed July 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Netherlands produces world's first biodegradable car. We have the same thing here in the U.S. although it just takes a little bit longer for Chryslers to completely rust away
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chicago students no longer allowed to graduate without showing they're prepared for their immediate future after school. Brought to you by the mayor who gave us the largest school closure in American history
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
India's move to a cashless economy will reportedly take longer than expected. Which is hard to believe considering most people in India have been pretty much cashless since 1947
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Tokyo enters new era where dating services that match horny men with teenage schoolgirls will no longer be wholly unregulated. In this new world, the schoolgirls must be 18+
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Thu June 29, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California will no longer suspend your license for unpaid traffic fines mostly because what happens is people can't go to work and earn money to pay the fines. Logic and common sense, why do red states lack such?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans grow frustrated as their to-do list has grown longer than a f*cking Leonard Cohen album
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Sure, many of us dreamed of one day hiking the Appalachian Trail. Dale Sanders just took a little bit longer to start his journey than most
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Now that pot is legal in Colorado and Washington, cops no longer have an excuse to pull over minorities
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Very cool 120-year chart of the Dow clearly demonstrates that the market always recovers. But sometimes, it just takes a little longer
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You no longer have to have a gender in Washington, D.C., as anyone who's looked for balls on a U.S. Congressman has known for years
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Courteney Cox no longer being filled
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Illinois comptroller: "The state can no longer function without a ...budget without severely impacting our core obligations and decimating services to the state's most in-need citizens." They haven't had a budget for 3 years
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Uber Uber Founder no longer uber Uber CEO due to uber Uber stockholders being uber pissed. Uber
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Tue June 20, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Americans no longer allowed on North Korean tours, will have to content themselves with less exciting trips to Cambodian minefields, Mexican drug cartel headquarters, or maybe quick jaunts running guns across the Khyber Pass
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Mon June 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos $5 billion away from being world's richest man; in an effort to take first place, you are no longer allowed to sell used CDs on Amazon unless you have a commercial account
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Robo-snakes may soon join auto-pilots on your gawddamn planes. Otto no longer smiling
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(Independent)
 
 
 
7/10 Brits no longer have any appetite for a Full English Brexit; over half now want the chance to change their order
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Beyonce gives birth to twins, fulfilling one of Nostradamus' lesser-known prophecies. And lo, the earth shall shake, and rain will fall upwards, and the letter K in "knee" shall no longer be silent
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Fri June 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe may no longer be Vice president, but it's clear he's still the Pimp-in-Chief
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Wed June 14, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soy milk can no longer introduce itself as dairy in Spanish or any other EU language
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
This day in history: USPS no longer allows children to be delivered by mail
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife of 20 years has informed me she no longer is interested in sex. She says I can get a girlfriend but must be discreet, no sleepovers, and none of our friends, family, or kids can find out. Can I go for it or is it a trap?"
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's defense lasts barely longer than a commercial break
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Sat June 10, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Restaurant chains like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's. Mass produced beers like Budweiser and Coors. Diamonds. Bar soap. The list of crap products being killed by Millennials refusing to buy them keeps getting longer. You're welcome, Boomers
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
To celebrate National Sex Day, let's find out just how long sex should last. (Spoiler: Much longer than it took you to read this headline)
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Fri June 09, 2017
(some decisive guy)
 
 
 
Four signs that it's time to quit your job, not including the fact that your ID card no longer works
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What can I do when I lose my Medicaid? That bill looks set to pass soon, so I won't have health insurance for much longer. Blood pressure and anxiety meds will be unaffordable for me. Is this how it ends?
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
On-line retailer Net-A-Porter no longer advocates for the clubbing of baby seals
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Eric Mangini wants to be friends with Bill Belichick again. In other news, water no longer wet and the sky is purple
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Sun June 04, 2017
(KATU)
 
 
 
Shait's starting to get real in Portland (Video stream no longer available)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Popular people live longer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
25% of shopping malls will be gone in the next five years. Consumers will no longer have a place to try on clothes before ordering them online
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study claims people who attend church services have a longer life expectancy. Every time subby has gone it seemed to take forever, so there may be some truth in that
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Thu June 01, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nike says it will continue to endorse Tiger Woods. Apparently they feel there's no real damage since they don't make golf equipment anymore and he no longer plays the game
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Wed May 31, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Unlike the 1960s, celebrities are not burning their bras. They're just no longer wearing them
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Tue May 30, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"It no longer matters whether one thinks Hannity is a decent person or a bad person; an earnest broadcaster or a liar; or a figure who helps or harms the Republican base. Insofar as he spreads misinformation, he risks doing harm to the United States"
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Fri May 26, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, you know that Montana election that was a referendum on Trump according to the Democrats? It's no longer a referendum on Trump to them because the Republican won. Now it's a referendum on Trump according to Republicans
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
News: Florida no longer considers tampons a "luxury item." Fark: 41 other states still have the tax in place
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Mon May 22, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Melania Trump slaps away Donald's hand in public, as physical contact is no longer part of their revised contract
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Sun May 21, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
North Korea successfully tests yet another ballistic missile that went higher and for a longer time than any other missile previously tested. It's just a matter of time before the crazy one gives up his war with the sea and aims for land
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian mint no longer sells Superman silver coins because of the fall in silver prices. In fact all of their "face value" silver coins have been discontinued
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Much to the relief of posters in the Politics tab, the government no longer requires you to register your drone
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Things Trump is happy to do for longer than 15 min: Play golf. Talk about crowd sizes. Watch Fox & Friends. Things he won't do for longer than 15 min: Read intelligence briefings. Keep state secrets to himself. Visit Israel's Holocaust memorial
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Just because people are living longer does not mean raising the Social Security's 'full retirement age' is a good idea
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The worst job in Washington is no longer Assistant Crack Whore; it is Anything in Donald Trump's Administration
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently it makes news when a baseball game beer vendor no longer shouts 'Stella' like Marlon Brando
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides bankruptcy and statute of limitations laws no longer matter
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump no longer wants to talk about the tapes
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five myths about Jeff Sessions. Well, two are no longer myths
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(AP)
 
 
 
Caitlyn no longer a popular name for girls. In fact, all four versions of the name Caitlyn have fallen from the top 1000 names of girls. Hmmm... wonder why?
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Thu May 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
NRA to consider supporting Democrats in future elections as gun sales plummet since Obama is no longer confiscating guns from patriotic Americans
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Arcade group says that ticket and claw games will no longer be "rigged". You can totally trust them this time. Pinky swear
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With a six-fold increase in price, Portugal's cork industry is no longer underwater - in fact it smells pretty good
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Massively OP)
 
 
 
Asheron may no longer be calling, but he just renewed his phone number
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Iconic Redhook brewery in Woodinville, WA is shutting down due to overcapacity, will refocus beer production in Seattle brewpub. "In an industry where production has outrun popularity, regional beers no longer sell so well outside their home turf"
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Fri May 05, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Stupid is as stupid does - but not for much longer
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Wed May 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
I hope you like working overtime because the House just passed a law that employers no longer have to pay you time and a half for it. Instead they'll give you comp time, which you'll never be able to use because they need you for more overtime work
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Medium)
 
 
 
Rugged individualist Jay Maynard (AKA Tron Guy) no longer feels welcome at his home SF convention due to Social Justice Warriors. Now his lack of a dance belt in his costume isn't the only reason to point at him and laugh
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Two Maine breweries will no longer allow dogs in their tasting rooms. Shirt and shoes still optional
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump staffers no longer trust him to make the right decision when presented with a weak option, an extreme one and a middle of the road option, so they will only present him with their preferred option to avoid catastrophe
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