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76 headlines found matching 'Longer'
Sun December 28, 2014
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Remember the ex-pastor that pledged to be an atheist for a year? Looks like he might be an atheist for a bit longer than he planned
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Sat December 27, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, Japanese households no longer have a yen for saving
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Roberto Orci to Trekkies complaining about the reboots: "And it, again, is the reason why I make movies and you don't." Meanwhile, Roberto Orci is no longer allowed to write Star Trek 3
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Thu December 25, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Rex Ryan says he believes he will one day win the Super Bowl. Apparently he's not planning on coaching the Jets much longer
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(News and Star (UK))
 
 
 
"Zero alcohol limits for drivers are on the way. There's no longer any credible argument against them"
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Tue December 23, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Work begins on trans-Nicaragua canal, to be completed by 2019 - although the accompanying palindrome is expected to take somewhat longer to finish
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Sun December 21, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
No longer will the process of making a football helmet go right over your head
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Sat December 20, 2014
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
These are the beers America no longer drinks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After 200 years of disowning novelist Marquis de Sade, his descendants are no longer ashamed and have embraced his legacy. You can't beat that
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Thu December 18, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
HBO will no longer release overnight ratings, because things like HBO Go and DVR aren't accurately recorded, and everyone knows about 10 million people watch Game of Thrones every Sunday anyway
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Wed December 17, 2014
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Losing weight? Good. Except you emit CO2. Bad. But you get to live longer. Good. In a world devastated by the global warming you caused. Bad
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sprint to no longer sponsor NASCAR Winston Cup Series after 2016 season, say they can't in good conscience be involved with giving Jimmie Johnson another championship
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Tue December 16, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
With oil prices falling down, Keystone XL pipeline may no longer be economically viable
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Mon December 15, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Well, endowed is no longer an apt description of Bill Cosby
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Thu December 11, 2014
(Maine News)
 
 
 
Study finds that we focus on boobs way longer than we should
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(42)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
#2 of Al Qaeda in Afghanistan and Pakistan no longer holds that title, can switch to Geico to save on insurance
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Thu December 04, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Soon we may no longer have to squint to read letters and numbers on security features asking us to confirm that we are not, in fact, robots - or at least, not actual robots
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Sat November 29, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lars von Trier can't make movies anymore since he can no longer handle the drugs and alcohol required
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Wed November 26, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
RGIII no longer the man in DC
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Tue November 25, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Fitness junkies claim adding butter to your morning coffee is a paleo-friendly start to the day with numerous health benefits, including increasing energy and keeping you full for longer. But does it actually taste any good?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The biggest-selling girl toy is no longer Barbie; she has let the title go to none other than Queen Elsa. Good luck finding one this Christmas
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Mon November 24, 2014
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Demi Lovato is no longer friends with Miley Cyrus
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Fri November 21, 2014
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
"None of my kids are afraid to hunt with rifles because there is no longer the loud bang"
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Tue November 18, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
'Frozen' no longer a cute Disney movie, it's every state in the bloody union
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Less sex, more veggies: How to live a longer, more miserable life
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news: Young British kids are no longer staying out late smoking and drinking. Bad news: Because they'd rather stay at home on their computers
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers find that people tend to live longer than they predict they will. Although no one ever seems to live as long as a wealthy relative
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Wed November 12, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Howard Wolowitz will no longer be living with his mother
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Mon November 10, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
New study says that having a sense of purpose helps you live longer. Once again, more bad news for government workers
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Thu November 06, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Pot may not be legal yet in New York City, but the NYPD will no longer try to sell it to you
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Wed November 05, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP is now facing the consequences of running an agenda-free campaign. No longer is it sufficient to simply be against whatever Obama is for; now they actually have to do something. LOL J/K
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Look, Iowa may have elected crazy, Kansas may stay insane, Florida may have crucified Crist and McConnell is the most powerful turtle ever, but look at the bright side, NH is no longer the "South of the North"
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Tue November 04, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Realizing that bare-breasted natives no longer get it done in the Internet age, National Geographic magazine to run animal sex column. SUBSCRIBED
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Fri October 31, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bayer AG says that growth and profits are no longer a headache
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Tue October 28, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brit Met Office's new supercomputer will mean an end to faulty weather forecasts with longer-range predictions. Still no word on whether giant weather penises will still be showing up at the newscasts
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Thu October 23, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sam I am no longer a Cowpie, such a ham
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Sun October 19, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
No longer will you have to order your triple-shot mocha frappe iced latte espresso with extra whipped cream and worry about holding up the Starbucks line
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Sat October 18, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Jon Stewart is no longer providing the satire America needs"
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Fri October 17, 2014
(Travel Channel)
 
 
 
Austria's Starkenberger Brewery updates production methods, no longer needing the giant fermentation pools, they convert them into beer filled swimming pools that you can rent out
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Mon October 13, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because it's no longer too early to start thinking about it, here are 10 amazing DIY Halloween costumes. Got any of your own you'd like to share?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Flight attendants union suing to have the FAA reinstate the electronics ban during takeoff and landing because passengers are no longer listening to the safety demonstrations. That's the joke
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Thu October 09, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news: We're living longer than ever before. Bad News: We're living longer than ever before
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Tue October 07, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Golf hipsters (aka Gipsters) no longer play the conventional game -- they play hickory golf with antique wooden clubs and make sure to wear proper 19th-century sports apparel of plus fours, flat caps, and long skirts
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
MarketWatch will no longer run photos of the NYSE trading floor. "By relying on trading-floor photos, we have been distorting the truth rather than reporting it. We are doing a disservice to you, our readers"
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Since Saturday morning cartoons are no longer around, let's look back at the greatest Saturday morning cartoons of all time
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Mon October 06, 2014
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
With the Ebola patient hospitalized in Dallas in critical condition the drug Z-Map which cured two who were hospitalized in Atlanta is no longer available. "There were a very small number of those doses in the world and they are all gone"
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Sat October 04, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood's future stars are no longer waiting tables; now they're driving you to the restaurant
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While Kim Jong Un continues his "recovery," the head of Best Korea's military decides to take a trip down to worst Korea to shoot the shiat for a bit. Here's to hoping Kim's recovery takes a lot longer
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Michael B. Jordan calls playing the Human Torch "a reflection of the times we live in", which is obviously a time when studios hack together any piece of crap movie just to keep the rights to a film franchise a little longer
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Fri October 03, 2014
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Eight things your pastor won't tell you about the Bible. Conspicuously absent: how the hell Noah lived longer than Yoda
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Tue September 30, 2014
(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Latest headline that proves English no longer speak it: "Tiggy Wiggy and Muthmir miss Abbaye"
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Mon September 29, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Why do homosexuals not like me? I merely think that they should be limited to second-class marriages, not be allowed to raise their own children, and that African-Americans enjoyed full and equal civil rights as soon as they could no longer be sold
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Sat September 27, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Less than 48 hours after announcing he was no longer with AC/DC, a source close to Malcolm Young says the guitarist is receiving full-time care at a rest home specializing in taking care of dementia patients
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Wed September 24, 2014
(ESPN Media)
 
 
 
ESPN has suspended Bill Simmons for three weeks due to comments he made about Roger Goddell in his most recent podcast. For those keeping track, that's a longer suspension than Goodell initially gave Ray Rice for beating his wife
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Law enforcement no longer needs a cell phone tower to listen in on your phone. They now have a briefcase that does all that
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(35)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle PD no longer investigating burglary. Apparently, all the officers are tasked with shooting random civilians instead
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(98)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Black holes, which didn't exist, then existed, no longer exist again
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Sat September 20, 2014
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
CIA pinkie swears it is no longer spying on the governments of our friends in Western Europe, and hasn't been for the past two months
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Fri September 19, 2014
(The Week)
 
 
 
The American middle class is no longer safe from poverty -- and that might be a good thing, according to this columnist, whose opinion will be calmly and rationally discussed to the right
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Take a picture, Howie Mandel, it'll last longer
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(22)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Fringed surrey sales soar as Oklahoma IDs will no longer be valid for air travel in '16
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Nice car. Too bad it needs an always-on, high-quality Internet link to work now that Net Neutrality no longer exists"
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(51)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Mike Rowe)
 
 
 
It got to the point where I could no longer hear the words "reality" or "unscripted" without hearing Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride - "You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means"
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(44)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tennessee cheerleaders no longer barely legal
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(204)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
At that rate this is all going, how much longer before Europe returns to a city-state map and just forgoes all attempts at maintaining geographical-based nation states? And yes, subby studied political science, how can you tell?
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(69)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Jazz-funk pioneer Joe Sample no longer playing the blues at age 75
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(15)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Segment Next)
 
 
 
XBox One sales are sucking so hard that Microsoft is no longer releasing sales figures for them
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(186)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New report says by 2080, Baltimore may no longer be home to any orioles, and not because the city won't fork out cash for a new stadium
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(11)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Andrew Kay, creator of Kaypro, no longer luggable
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(46)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada begins a two week public hearing about mandating à la carte options for TV channels. Finally Canadians will no longer have to subscribe to the Snowmobile Channel just to be able to get the Curling News Network
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Sat September 06, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
"The great allies of infectious diseases in the world are no longer poverty or dirt, but the global anti-vaccination movement"
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Thu September 04, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Seven clever tips for making produce last longer as opposed to just eating it like nature intended
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(16)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Daily News will no longer refer to a professional football team by its unacceptable nickname. Henceforth, Giants fans are to call the team from Dallas the Cowpies and not the Cowgirls
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Mon September 01, 2014
(The National)
 
 
 
MLB alone among pro sports in North America because it is no longer possible to buy a championship: "You'd have a slightly better chance of predicting play-off participants simply by using alphabetical order than by using payroll numbers"
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Sun August 31, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Butch Jones hang on to his job longer than any UT coach of late? Do we miss Derek Dooley yet? Will Daniel Gray make the Vols regret red-shirting him? Will we ever forgive Lane Kiffin? It's Sunday night and this ain't the NFL. 7:00 p.m. ET, SECN
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(31)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Government; because you sometimes rent your farm out for weddings, it's no longer "private property", but a public utility, and you must allow gay weddings in your house, regardless of your religious beliefs
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