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198 headlines found matching 'London'
Fri July 01, 2016
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Paris, Frankfurt, and Dublin battle to become "new London" of post-Brexit Europe once all the rich English financiers flee the City
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Giant swimming, venomous OH, HELL NO discovered by accident in Thailand waterways
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(London Evening Standard)
 
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Pair of ugly-ass Sumatran tiger cubs born at London zoo (w/ video)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.K. finance head tells citizens, "Hey, about that budget surplus you were looking forward to...well...maybe you should have thought about that before you voted"
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Thu June 30, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Office 364
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man goes full Mortal Kombat on Denver's 16th Street mall. FINISH HIM
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Speciation directly observed proving evolution exists in the London Underground
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Nearly all the financial damage from the Brexit vote has been recovered, with one main index only 8% lower than it was last week
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's largest diamond to be auctioned off at an estimated £52 million, or about $10 USD
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
This free chatbot lawyer has overturned 160,000 parking tickets on two continents, is relevant to your financial interests
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Brexit means the decline of English as the common language of European politics and business. Tag is for Brits realising they'll have to learn a second language
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Science Friday)
 
 
 
Professor of structural biology at Imperial College in London Stephen Curry gives his thoughts on how the Brexit will affect science, the impact Kevin Durant would have with the Warriors
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Standard & Poor's Rating Agency strips "A" from UK after Brexit vote. Great Britin
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(Livemint)
 
 
 
George Soros sheds a few pounds
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
An angry John Oliver breaks down the Brexit for viewers, saying "There are no f*cking do-overs" and then warning voters to do their civic duty and that their vote matters--it's how we avoid a Trump presidency
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme - When machines take over
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man, that Brexit really was a great idea, wasn't it? Guys?
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Policeman working security at London's Pride Parade spots his boyfriend in the crowd, immediately proposes
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Old man O'Reilly remembers the good old days when London was white and dinosaurs roamed the streets and old white men could write made-up histories with impunity
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Buenos Aires zoo is closing after 140 years to give its animals a better life. 'Captivity is degrading'
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Brexit might have just freed Julian Assange
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Next up: London exit?
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Today many "Leave" voters are having George Oscar Bluth Jr. moments of clarity
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Voters in the UK are shedding the pounds with this one simple trick
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Cameron government using rain as excuse to close polls early
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(East Bay Express)
 
 
 
In response to recent revelations exposing a thoroughly corrupt and racist Oakland police force, Mayor launches investigation against whistle blowers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gary Busey's long-lost brother will make a public apology if Britain suffers financially for withdrawing from the EU
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Maybe we need to separate the word "smart" from our personal communication devices
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(Time)
 
 
 
Brexit will really screw up Game of Thrones
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brits turn a POS public sculpture left over from London Olympics into world's biggest tunnel slide (with video)
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Tue June 21, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After the events of Harry Potter, Hermione really went crazy with the tanning regimen
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Soros says pound fall after Brexit would be bigger, more disruptive than 'Black Wednesday.' Especially if he has anything to say about it
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Gloucestershire Live)
 
 
 
Brits are going freaky for freakshakes: "The idea is that it's a really good quality milkshake that is then loaded with all sorts of terrible things that are really bad for you, like pretzels and Oreos and marshmallows"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oakland fires its third police chief in 8 days. Even the Raiders don't fire coaches or quarterbacks that fast
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Criticism is mounting over "City Dash" tour/immersive-experience that offers London hipsters a chance to run around city's poorest neighborhoods and council estates and solve puzzles for just $28
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Science Focus)
 
 
 
How much saliva do we produce in a lifetime?
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Top Facebook exec predicts that FB communication will be entirely video-based in five years, with no need for typing, reading, or basic literacy
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's efforts to lie to and scare the British public into voting one way or the other on Brexit next week include a flotilla of fishing boats, a xenophobe, interceptor boats, Bob Geldof, and exchanges of fire by water hoses. Dignity not aboard
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The differences between Google Maps and Apple Maps are the types of landmarks you'll recognize as you turn left into the ocean
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Time + Out = Down
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Restaurant you've never heard of wins major award. No big deal, because it's in a place you've never heard of and somewhere you'll never be able to eat. Just like the other 50 restaurants on the list. I'll save you the time, no Olive Garden
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawsuit claims that Goldman Sachs took advantage of an "unsophisticated investor" to make "eye-watering profits" at the expense of the client who lost more than $1 billion. Difficulty: The plaintiff is the nation of Libya
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Mon June 13, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Same sex kiss removed from production of "Les Miserables" in Singapore. If that gets their panties in a bunch just wait until "Kinky Boots" gets there
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Another reason to wrap all of your belongings in tin foil
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Sun June 12, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines shows the TSA how to do a crappy job 30% faster
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Riding along in my automobile, my baby beside me at the wheel, I caught some air at the turn of the mile, my lane is the hottest in my ire
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Ian Visits)
 
 
 
Deep under a London Underground station lies a network of long disused tunnels and a tiny ticket office that have rarely been seen by anyone for over 50 years, until now
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump used Queen's "We Are The Champions" at his speech last night and the spinning of Freddie Mercury in his grave powered London for half the night? Well, Dr. Brian May wants you to know that probably won't be happening anymore
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
A new Anthony Hopkins and Al Pacino film earns $141 on the opening weekend. That's not in millions, or even thousands
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
American Airlines begins assembling the coffin of frequent-flier programs
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(BBC)
 
 
 
MegaDumb: Needing to be rescued after passing nine warning signs and getting trapped after dark along coastal cliffs with falling rocks. MegaFark: Multiplied by 36
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Abandoned Japanese boy released from hospital, immediately checks into the nearest orphanage
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Mon June 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A somewhat morbid look at the history of death photography in the Victorian era
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Taking a look at the first 30 days of Sadiq Khan as mayor of London
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
British court gives 22 life sentences to pedophile. To be fair, they say pedophiles don't have that long of a lifespan in lockup, so he'll probably burn through those in two or three months, tops
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Cordis (Europe))
 
 
 
"Mark Miodownik will never forget the day he became obsessed with bricks. It was the day in 1985 when he was stabbed in the London Underground"
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Going on a vodak drinking binge & assaulting a police officer is no way to go through life.....vicar
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Kit Harington shaves his beard and cuts his hair and the Internet loses its collective farking mind
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arrests are soaring after Britain criminalized Internet trolling: "During 2015, more than two people were arrested in London every day for allegedly posting messages which fell foul of social media posting rules"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Pix11)
 
 
 
British Airways flight from London to Newark parked in a special area of airport due to threat. TSA will be re-screening carry-on and checked bags. Re-screening the bags after they have already reached their destination. And gotten off the plane
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Pro boxers say allowing pro boxers into Rio Olympics will mean there's a sport more deadly than swimming: "It is actually dangerous. Imagine Gennady Golovkin, the triple middleweight champion, fighting an unknown amateur. That would be dangerous"
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Americans really love driving, will probably continue driving even if gasoline prices rise to Europe's levels, where you might as well be filling your car up with liquid gold
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Who is/was the weirdest person you've known. What was it about them that was so weird?
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Ian Visits)
 
 
 
Ancient Roman tablets found while excavating a new tube station entrance have been shown to contain the oldest reference to the City of London
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Tue May 31, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Jesus H. Christ get out of the way, there's a giant hamster roaming through London looking for the city's giant ferris wheel
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First look at Harry Potter and the Mid-Life Crisis
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Gucci is holding a fashion show to launch its 2017 cruise collection at Westminster Abbey. Not surprisingly a lot of people have a problem with this
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
You are having a horrible nightmare, involving some of your greatest personal fears, but which does NOT involve any of your loved ones (so no kids/family in danger). What is happening in your dream?
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Fri May 27, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rebel Wilson refuses to take her clothes off. Although the really surprising thing is that someone apparently wanted her to
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Thu May 26, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Have ever wanted to drop Shia Labeouf in the middle of nowhere? Now you can
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teen intentionally leaves a pair of glasses on the floor of a gallery, patrons think it's art
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Daily Mail profit up 54% on media sales, print advertisements, increased stories submitted by Fark
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie appointed visiting professor at the London School of Economics. Officials feel students could learn a lot about money from someone who will have to pay for college for six children
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Want free Uber rides? Build a Twitter bot like this guy did
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Tue May 24, 2016
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
A teenage bear is on the loose in Orlando and it looks REALLY happy
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Police come to aid of hotel guest suffering extreme bout of naked somnambulism
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(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
A story that's both lame and sucks: Woman fights off burglar with crutch and vacuum cleaner
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Fri May 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump says he's been invited to visit David Cameron; David Cameron says otherwise
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Burning your ex-fiancee's stuff in the driveway is a romantic way of expressing your closure on a failed relationship, but try to remember not to catch the neighbor's garage on fire when you do it, or the police might get involved
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
British university bans mortarboarding at graduation
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson, London's former mayor and insurgent leader of the Brexit move, wins an offensive poetry contest for his writings about an interaction between a Turkish leader and a goat
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hot coffee trend for summer 2016 is ... ultra-cold coffee
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
People please don't leave your teaching aids lying around in parks, especially if it's a severed foot
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The looming threat of a Brexit means US banks are reexamining their commitment to Europe's banks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The recent spate of London Underground delays have been caused by: A) mechanical failures B) CHUDs C) 'Excessive sunlight'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese government is buying all the world's gold. GLENN BECK WARNED US
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Coolest elderly Polish couple you'll EVER want to party with ....all night long. That's right, off their dance floor
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
"Two paintings worth more than £1,000 were stolen from a Nottingham art gallery after staff were distracted by an overweight woman repeatedly hitting herself on the head with a plastic bottle"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump makes another blatant, outrageous lie
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Things will continue to be confusing for Deadpool. Stewart? McAvoy? Stewart? McAvoy? Stewart? McAvoy?
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Farker's younger brother wrote a book about his year running an independent league baseball team. It's an interesting and fun read on what can happen in a small-time league. Help him out by reading and reviewing it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump attacks the Axis of Evil: The British Prime Minister and the Mayor of London
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Sun May 15, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Azealia Banks makes an ass out of herself on Twitter. This is not a repeat of the last time she used Twitter
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Werewolves of London? Meh.. there are people in the city of Kingston upon Hull who are being terrorized by an 8-foot werewolf who comes out on the Old Stinker Moon to reek havoc with his foul breath
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Worst. Robot. Ever.
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Fri May 13, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham sceptical of Xenu's ability to save her son from epilepsy
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
England is converting its iconic red phone boxes into mini-offices where you can check email, get some coffee, scan pictures, or change into your superhero costume
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Accidentally had sex with one of my friends while we were in London recently. We are still having sex even though our other friends have no idea. I think I may be falling in love with her. What's the best way to tell our friends?
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
It happens; you forget a suitcase on the side of the road. Then all of London goes into a panic, thinking it's a bomb left by ISIS
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'Boaty McBoatface' is a smashing, floating success
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber says he is no longer taking photographs with fans because it makes him feel like a zoo animal. Wait, do they keep jackasses in zoos?
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Tue May 10, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New mayor of London rejects generous offer from El Douche
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump says if he were president, he would allow London's Mayor into the US and lift the ban just for him, because "he seems like one of the good ones"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
VR company THE VOID is bringing their expertise to The Ghostbusters movie, so you can fight ghosts right next the Ghostbusters themselves. Or, yell at them for making a terrible movie in the safest way possible
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Russia is preparing to test-fire a nuclear weapon which is so powerful it could destroy a whole country in seconds"
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
William Shatner congratulates new mayor of London: "KHAAAANNN"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
David Cameron says the Brexit would pretty much destroy the world
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"Katie Hopkins' confirmation that she will streak naked through the streets of London with a sausage up her bottom could lead to her being jailed"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today, Ferguson, Missouri will swear in a new police chief that will hopefully not oversee any questionable uses of force on his watch
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"Katie Hopkins has said she will follow through on her promise to streak naked through the streets of London with a sausage up her bum following Sadiq Khan's historic election as mayor. She will perform the ritual with Halal-sourced meat"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sadiq Khan elected mayor of London, making London the first Western capital city with a Muslim mayor. Unless you count Istanbul, or Madrid. Or Lisbon. I'll come in again
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump declares new London mayor a terrorist and bans him from the U.S., even though he's not President yet. (and never will be)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
When Drew becomes POTUS, every city will have one of these
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I need help deciding what color to paint my hallway. Off-White? Egg-shell or Antique White?
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(Sunday World)
 
 
 
Roadies would turn off Old Spice's microphone when she performed with the Spice Girls: "I can't sing"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A French beer company is set to open a pop-up bar in London staffed entirely by dogs. This headline brought to you by MadLibs™, the World's Greatest Word Game, available in fine bookstores worldwide
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme launches doughnut dispensing machine in England. The most American thing ever, and it's in England. WTF Krispy Kreme, WTF?
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
David Cameron: "Donald Trump may be divisive, stupid, and wrong... he still deserves our respect. I'm sorry, but I'd rather not try explaining why"
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Wed May 04, 2016
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Big deal London, so you're set to elect your first Muslim mayor. We here in Murica have already elected a Muslim president. TWICE
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Curious if you've paid too much for your airline tickets? Yes, there's now a handy formula
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Australian man comes forward and claims he invented the useless online currency known as "Bitcoin"
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Sat April 30, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Bennett of the Jacksonville Jaguars was sent to London to announce a draft pick with a fan, then that pick gets traded away by the time he gets there
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Muse sign with talent agency
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(DCist)
 
 
 
In what could be a preview of a Trump election victory headline, gigantic cock moving to Pennsylvania Avenue
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dozen police trapped in elevator need to call arch enemies to rescue them
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Thu April 28, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ringo Starr, 75, is keeping time away
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Good news if your vacation plans this summer include going to London to pelt Jew's cars with eggs and shout 'kill the Jews'
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
AC/DC fans who bought tickets hoping to see the band and instead learned that Brian Johnson was retired and Axl Rose was taking over, there is some good news: You can be issued full refunds and spend your money on a good singer
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
'Of course, it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition. Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh?' It's started
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Ian Visits)
 
 
 
Most extraordinarily detailed map of London railways ever produced can help you find your way to Mornington Crescent from just about anywhere else
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Britain... "Could have been worse, officer. It could have dropped down from the sky in a bizarre piece of animation and stomped you flat. Just be glad it's a car. This time"
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Astronaut runs London marathon in space suit. Naaa. JK. He did it aboard the ISS
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Times to liberally cut hundreds of jobs
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fearless British comedy pioneer Victoria Wood dead at 62 of cancer. Good night, funnywoman
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man uses monopoly money to scam dealers out of more than $700,000 in jewelry. Is linked to scams in London, Bristol and Leeds, England
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama flies to England to have lunch with Canada's head of state
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Super Gonorrhea is taking over Britain, but will it show up in 'Captain America: Civil War'?
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(Eater)
 
 
 
A nudist pop-up restaurant is coming to London. Subby would like to go there, but he can't get the wrinkles out of his birthday suit
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Now that oil is basically worthless, Britain has found a whole bunch of it
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Here's how to use Snapchat's Faceswap feature to liven up any visit to any boring art museum
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Turns out there's a reason you've never seen a photo of Patrick Stewart and Helen Mirren together (pic)
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Tiny-dicked Trump painting generates death threats from someone in a tall building in Chicago
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Sun April 17, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A disappointingly SFW history of underwear, still no explanation for magic underoos
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
They don't have a huge rat problem in London, they have a super-sized huge rat problem which grows by the day because of cannibalism
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(CNN)
 
 
 
London Tube's 'Mind the gap' announcer Phil Sayer dies
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Colts first team not given bye week post London, Raiders have short week post Mexico, somehow, though, this will still amount to NFL screwing Seahawks on scheduling
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
London's V(ictoria's) &A(lbert's) museum exposes its secrets as it reveals a brief history of underwear at their museum
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Tue April 12, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The "David Gest Is Not Dead, But Alive With Soul" musical tour has been cancelled because David Gest is, in fact, dead
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Mon April 11, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
There will be 56 Guinness attempts by people running the London Marathon this year in costumes ranging from 3D dinosaurs to giant lobsters
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(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail wants to bring its fail to Yahoo
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Invisible shiat sandwich
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Sat April 09, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Because it's not everyday that a kitty jumps straight into your van engine as you're going down a busy London street, let's give a hats-off to this fire brigade for rescuing this frightened little guy in just three hours after ripping the van apart
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
In annual tradition, over 100 Tokyo cherry blossom viewers rushed to hospital for acute alcohol intoxication
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
East Coast NFL teams opposed to rare occasional travel that would be easier for West Coast NFL teams
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New company claims it can predict the future by decoding the past. The bad news is that when they type in our economic future the program keeps going back to 1929
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
I lost one fourth of my legs in the Middle East and all I got was this Dickin Medal
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
For those with an appreciation for fine art and a healthy dose of eye bleach: Donald Trump's nude portrait to be shown at a London art gallery for the first time by artist who received over a thousand death threats because of it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Grab your shiv and eyes out for pigs or a beak'll toss you in the House That Jack Built with an Oliver Twist, it's time for a quiz on British criminal slang
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
These are the biggest product flops ever, from Coors Rocky Mountain Water to the Zune
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says there is a "realistic" possibility that London gets an NFL franchise. Which would be impressive if it weren't coming from a league that couldn't get a team in the nation's second largest city for 21 years
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Rich douches of Instagram are making it easier to prosecute their rich parents for financial crimes
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
London real estate passes the magic mark where it's now cheaper to live on a cruise ship than in a London apartment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I have run out of wit, Please bring some honey. Also, try to write a little and share some of your stories. We have a book we're compiling. An anthology of sorts. Also, there's a Fark Book Fair coming soon. THIS is the Fark Writer's thread
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
This morning all of London is asking, "The hell is that thing swimming up the Thames?"
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to Bill de Blasio's soft-on-crime policies, the NYC murder rate has skyrocketed to a historic low
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Your knees are going to look 10 years younger and totally expressionless
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Sports Mole (UK))
 
 
 
Boxer literally gets hit into next week
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
It's getting so you can't even ride a train in the UK these days without being attacked by vomiting rugby fans
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
A police chief recruits a 'Police Cat' on the advice of a 5-year-old girl. Just in time for Caturday
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
England is going crazy for izakayas and Japanese-style pub food and drink. "Its focus on lean meats, rice and vegetables fits perfectly with the high-protein, low-carb, gluten-averse dieters of London in 2016"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
U.K. minimum wage increases to $10.35 today. Collapse of civilisation tomorrow
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
When you ask women to share cleavage selfies on social media, expect to get trolled hard
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
WW II survivor sends his subterranean recollection of the bombs falling on his city of Naples to geologist, finds "hidden world" beneath the city
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Tue March 29, 2016
(LocalGov (UK))
 
 
 
"A council in London is introducing a 'voting ashtray' designed to discourage people from throwing their cigarette butts on the floor by engaging them in topical debates"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Getting up too much during a flight? Don't bother flying with us anymore
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Mon March 28, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Spice Girls plan 20th anniversary reunion tour, exactly 19 years after the last time anybody actually heard a Spice Girls song
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Sun March 27, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City police Commissioner Bill Bratton slammed Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz in an op-ed, saying "We will not intimidate Muslims to appease shrill politicians"
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Sat March 26, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Police spend four days looking into mysterious hole in north London park
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Everyone's stressed about the time the pubs are open this Easter weekend. Hurricane prep required, maybe an escape plan
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
London's next mayor could be a 79-year-old head shop owner
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Virgin Galactic announces their next venture: supersonic flights from London to New York, only $5000 each way
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The coolest Pikachu mosaic made out of 12,987 Pokemon cards that you'll see all day
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
The short answer to whether texting while walking should be made illegal? *bump* Hold on while I pick up my phone from the jerk I just bumped into
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The London Derby on Saturday. The Manchester & Tyne-Wear Derbies on Sunday. These are just a few of the weekend fixtures. Saturday kicks off at 7:45 am EDT with Everton hosting Arsenal; Sunday starts at 8:30. This is your EPL Discussion Thread
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Fri March 18, 2016
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
For St. Patrick's Day, researchers turn everybody's pee green
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Thu March 17, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Pigeon pollution patrol possessing pollution prevention packs procure permission plus permit. Principal project person precautions pedestrians: potential pigeon pooping pollutants possible, pose potential predicament
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Improv Everywhere)
 
 
 
Improv Everywhere prank uses a pair of twins posing as time travellers to prank subway riders
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Because what speaks out against gentrification more than a 40 tonne sand sculpture of a cat?
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Ian McShane reacts to twitter outrage over him divulging spoilers about upcoming GoT season in the coolest, most Shatnerian way possible. "Get a life...it's just tits and dragons". Indeed, sir. Indeed
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Sun March 13, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Top Gear "star" Matt LeBlanc gatecrashes a wedding and then breaks down. Locals say this is the worst thing to happen to Canary Wharf since the Daleks and Cybermen attacked
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Sat March 12, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you replace a two-buck light switch with a computer
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Fri March 11, 2016
(ITV)
 
 
 
Rat "as big as a four-year-old" found in East London. Westley remains unconvinced
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Wed March 09, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Four elderly men have been sentenced for their roles in a daring Easter 2015 robbery of a jewelry store in the heart of London that netted almost $30 million . All four will be played by Michael Caine in the inevitable movie
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Michael White, producer of Monty Python and Rocky Horror, has died
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Zootopia is #1 at the box office with $72.3 million. Terrorist boogeyman turd London Has Fallen bombs at #2 with $21 million, Deadpool at #3 with $13 million. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot falls flat at #4 with $7 million, Gods of Egypt flaccid at #5
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
This weekend's EPL features the North London Derby, Spurs and Gunners both looking to bounce back from losses. Citeh faces Aston Villa and Leicester looks to stay on top vs. Watford. Crystal Palace hosts Liverpool on Sunday
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Interactive London skyline 1616-2016. London bridge is in the same place but lacks the houses, shops and severed heads of traitors
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Math finds Banksy
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