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310 headlines found matching 'Light'
Thu December 14, 2017
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(CBC)
 
 
 
All aboard survive after plane crashes in Fond-du-Lac after not being Fond-du-Flight
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Bionic hand inspired by Star Wars allows man to play piano, help buddy escape from crime lord, attract lightning bolts, reconnect with estranged father
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Dem commissioners statements on the net neutrality repeal. "I dissent. I dissent from this fiercely-spun, legally-lightweight, consumer-harming, corporate-enabling Destroying Internet Freedom Order"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is why you shouldn't put Christmas lights on palm trees
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Nazis over at the Daily Stormer have a writing style guide: "the tone of the site should be light...the undoctrinated should not be able to tell if we are joking or not." Bonus info: they pay $14.88 per article
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Wed December 13, 2017
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
"You want something to eat before your flight?" "No thanks, I'm sure I can get a bite on the plane"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists may one day make UFOs out of glowing trees
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Dick van Dyke turns 92; in other news, Dick van Dyke still alive
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: a couple boards your Flight with a pair of fussy babies. Good: they considerately pass out noise cancelling headphones to the other passengers. Holy Shiat: it's George and Amal Clooney
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
You know, it's almost as if they didn't think this thing through
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you see zig-zags in this optical illusion, then you have curvature blindness. And the dress was blue, by the way
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Hot vibrating gases under the electron spotlight." Maybe Fark *is* your personal erotica site after all
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Woman gets kicked off Spirit Airlines flight for a) smoking, b) raging, c) breastfeeding
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue. No light or hope can escape the black hole of hate that is Sanders. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 1400'ish)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Delta will no longer offer free checked bags on flights to Europe. Apparently it was just costing the airline too much to misdirect all that luggage to Africa and Asia
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Sun December 10, 2017
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
We're not saying Rainbow Brite was the original club drug cartoon, but she had a fuzzy friend named Twink, her magical rainbow belt shot 'star sprinkles,' and she once met a rocket-powered horse named On-X
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Sat December 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the annual Army-Navy game, one of the most storied rivalries in college football. Which academy are you rooting for? Will Ahmed Bradshaw do it all for Army? Or will Zach Abey steal the spotlight for Navy? Kickoff is at 3pm ET on CBS
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(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
It's a streetlight
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese flight attendant follows the old saying "eat all your food because people in China are starving" rule, gets suspended for eating all the passenger leftovers on flight
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Gas station installs blue lights in bathrooms to deter intravenous drug use, making it even more difficult for men to aim for the toilet
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are gifts for the person who literally have everything. Come for a flight in a fighter jet, stay for a clone of their pet
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Thu December 07, 2017
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Since we're already living in the Twilight Zone, might as well bring back the TV series, right Jordan Peele?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Broodmother Sanders, herald of the Sixth Blight, emerges to spread her corruption and lies. Are you sane enough to listen? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 1330)
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 657: "The Light at the End...". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donnie Half Scoop implicates Hope Hicks in the 2016 Trump Tower meeting fiasco
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"One couple who were having sex against a tree suddenly found themselves surrounded by fairy lights as the 'little people' took an interest - in an encounter which could be described as supernatural dogging"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
DNC Chair joins multiple Democratic senators, calls for Franken to step down. NOW
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
California wildfires shuts down Westworld production. These violent delights have violent ends
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Lighthouse keeper learns what not to do in a wolf encounter
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Tue December 05, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Tuesday, why not have a hockey thread? Ten games on tap including Rangers-Penguins, Islanders-Lightning, and Predators-Stars. The puck drops at 7pm ET
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Good Will Hunting came out 20 years ago today and Boston reporters are still giddy with delight
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Those holiday laser light displays you have surrounding your home blind the fark out of pilots
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
♫That's the night the lights went out on Garth Brooks. That's the night that they pissed off innocent fans. Don't trust your concert to no back woods Jersey power. Cause the tech in the towns got whiskey in his hand♫
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Vandal who damaged a popular Christmas lights display in New Jersey town turns out to be a ballsy squirrel. Drew Curtis named as person of interest
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(UK Defence Journal)
 
 
 
And now the RAF is on high alert over suspicious cargo flights out of the Arctic. Merry Christmas
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
28 Senators wake up from coma, realize that some of the 22 million comments the FCC received about Net Neutrality just might not be legitimate; request a delay on the vote
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How will humanity react to alien life? Psychologists have some predictions. Black lights and Jackson pollack paintings curiously absent in the analysis
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There might be just the slightest possibility that Trump is lying about not being concerned about Flynn's guilty plea
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Who's a badder biatch than Taylor Swift? At least 7000 other women, according to the Internet
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Sun December 03, 2017
(THV 11)
 
 
 
Jacksonville residents concerned over lack of streetlights, possible UFOs
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"Now boarding Cyberdyne Airways, Flight T-1000"
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(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
Astronomer sees the light by not avoiding the "Zone of Avoidance," and just may have solved why the Milky Way is moving so fast
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
You could spend the day sitting in a boring Christian church. Or you could spend it worshiping in a vibrant sanctuary like the Church of the SubGenius, the Church of Euthanasia, or the Temple of the True Inner Light
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Men's careers are ending, or in serious jeopardy, because of heightened awareness of sexual misconduct. Brock Turner's attorney decides now would be the perfect time to appeal Turner's ridiculously light sentence because reasons
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders says Trump had NO IDEA those videos came from a British hate group. So just the POTUS re-tweeting through his official account random stuff he found on the Internet without vetting it in any way? Well, that's alight then
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The National Tree Lighting? Yeah, sorry, I can't attend; I've gotta wash my hair
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Thu November 30, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
GM makes Johnny Cab a reality
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that lightning has nuclear reactions in it. It causes the creation of radioactive isotopes. Bonus: Gamma rays. Bigger Bonus: Matter-antimatter annililation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan uses advanced political calculotometry to justify the shocking revelation that recent North Korean missile tests REQUIRE Congress to pass the Trump tax bill
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Wed November 29, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
CNN to boycott the annual White House Christmas party, further reducing the chances of us getting to see Trump unmanned by the steely grip of Christiane Amanpour
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Airlines accidentally doesn't staff pilots on thousands of December flights
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
President Trump in no way gave $10,000 to Project Veritas. He gave $20,000. Get your facts straight, libs
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
I'm not submitting this. No one will watch or comment. Mods won't greenlight it. Nothing matters. This isn't YOUR WH Press Briefing (Link does not go to C-SPAN @ 1500)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Decades of research, trial, error, fortunes made and dashed, and here we are, in 2017, the enlightened era of digital information, lightening fast speeds, and HD clarity for you to enjoy Despacito, as preformed by a rubber chicken. You are welcome
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Mon November 27, 2017
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Kevin Sorbo demonstrates why he's not a rocket scientist or a brain surgeon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft vet jumps to Google, criticizes ex-employer for letting corporate infighting rage on as Microsoft developers, developers, developers left for platforms that would endure. Core .NET UWP Azure Silverlight coding wizard begs to differ
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Beer company shows us how it's done when local complains about being kept awake by the light from a new billboard
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airline passengers share terrifying images of in-flight meals they've been served, each one more disgusting than the last. And people wonder why no one likes to fly
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Dim the lights, pour some wine, play some Pink Floyd, drop some acid, look at this time-lapse animation of the Earth breathing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welcome back to "British media losing their shiat because it's slightly below freezing" season. No wonder the colonies kicked your asses
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
♫ Don't it make my brown eyes blue ♫
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Fri November 24, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ah, Paris. City of light. Wonderful museums, impressive monuments, roaming apex predators, elegant cuisine... hold, on
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Black Friday also means that big football games are played, highlighted by Miami-Pittsburgh, Baylor-TCU, South Florida-Central Florida, and Virginia Tech-Virginia. Kickoff is at Noon ET
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In an effort to save money and conserve energy, many cities and towns switched over to outdoor LED lighting. And since this is on Fark, you can probably guess exactly how that turned out for them
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(BET)
 
 
 
Normally, being pathetic isn't something you want to highlight in yourself. But Eminem isn't normal
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Wed November 22, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger's heart will go on for football
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A look inside the BBC's audition notes for famous rock bands. Queen: "quite strong vocally." The Who: "a slightly above-average R&B group." Pink Floyd: "Let me know which member freaked out in the studio"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson thinks it's a good thing that light is being thrown where there were shadows. Okay sugartits?
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
"Initially, the homeowner reported a lighted reindeer, a snowman, and a Santa Claus had been stolen. The resident later found that the reindeer was not missing. It had, however, been placed into a lewd position with another reindeer"
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Tue November 21, 2017
(NIST)
 
 
 
Why you should water your Christmas tree, illustrated with two government-produced videos. Of course, it depends on what effect you're going for when you "light" your tree
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(Komo)
 
 
 
The Hawk House is back to shame both your support of your team and your Christmas light hanging ability
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Modern day wizard can make arrows change direction mid-flight (w/video)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sex education needs to be more graphic and explicit because today's teens are into some really graphic sex
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
11 jokes only Total Farkers will understand
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: The highlights of Thanksgiving is when my wife wears a Mrs. Claus costume and brings out the turkey. I walked in on my daughter having sex with her boyfriend; he was wearing a Mrs. Claus costume. He'll be at dinner. What do?"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
In light of Al Franken and Charlie Rose sexual harassment revelations, what celebrity would utterly destroy your image of awesome, upright men if his sleazy sins were revealed? John Oliver? Jimmy Carter? Mister Rogers? Drew Curtis?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
So with all of this alleged sexual misconduct in the news, why hasn't the VERIFIED and ADMITTED sexual abuse by our president been dragged back out into the spotlight?
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Sun November 19, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Many people have a mental list of people they'd like to have shut up and go away. Not many people actually write down the names on a list. But (thankfully) not many people are Harvey Weinstein
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Rose, You left your wallet on your Saturday flight with your 2 bags of coke. Love, Harvey"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Always fun, and never a level grind it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to a free copy of Killer Is Dead Nightmare Edition (Humble Bundle). What have you been playing? Side note what canceled game(s) do you wish had seen the light of day?
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Warped Tour to have its final full-sized run in 2018, plans to become the Slightly Disfigured Tour starting in 2019
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hannity: I'm taking the word of a child molester
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
David Lynch kills Twin Peaks season four rumors
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Habitable planet found only eleven light years away
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
General Electric pulls the plug on making light bulbs
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For 30 years a family has entertained their neighborhood with an extravagant, over-the-top, elaborate Christmas light display. But all it takes is one a-hole moving in down the block to pull the plug on that tradition
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Are you afraid of the dark? Do you still check for monsters under your bed?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Women are posting pictures of their 14-year-old selves to show how gross Roy Moore is. In other news, Roy Moore is busy figuring out how to search hashtags on Twitter
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Mon November 13, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
And on the lighter side of the news, actor Tom Sizemore is a freaking child molester
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fully-enclosed cabins that measure 40 square-foot with unrivaled privacy, plus gourmet dining, mood lighting and a 32" TV. All on the new Emirates Boeing 777 starting at just £7,000 per flight
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What's the secret to a truly energy efficient building? Don't let people use it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
And here's the best farkin' news you motherfarkin' corksuckers will hear today: Filming on the farkin' Deadwood movie may start as early as next farkin' fall
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Welcome aboard United Flight 1867. If you look out at the starboard wing, you'll see our in-flight meal of roasted, pureed seagull being prepared in the engine"
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Sat November 11, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Your self driving car is going to be able to talk to bicycles, mainly to tell them to stop being red-light-running asshats, spandex looks ridiculous, and they suck
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Cats act stoned after eating marijuana plants. Listen, they're cats. How can you tell?
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"In the history of spaceflight, no casualties due to falling space debris have ever been confirmed." China: Hold my beer and watch between 43°S and 43°N
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Thu November 09, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
LARP version of Frogger goes about as well as you'd expect
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
It's okay to hold your lighter in the air at a concert when Gun N' Roses plays your favorite song, but please don't do it on a plane that's trying to land
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
ARM demands felony charges for cow abuse. Meanwhile, the Core Commander happily lights a grill made out of destroyed Pee Wee
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Walk out of your car covered in gasoline and holding a lighter? That's a tasi---FFOOOOMMMMP
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you're a scientists at Georgetown, you could spend your time researching that will have a profound impact on society. Or you could research Star Wars lightsabers and how they theoretically work
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Wed November 08, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Having totally missed all the finer points of the New Testament, pastor installs a giant, gaudy, neon, obnoxious, flashing cross in front of his church
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Motorist honks impatiently at car stopped in front of him at green light, which turns out to be an unmarked police car, which proceeds to pull him over. Back and forth profanity-laced hilarity ensues (w/audio & video)
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fresh mystery as inquest into death of street light conspiracy theorist who vomited two litres of black blinker fluid is delayed without reason
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The moment we've all been waiting for: Liam Gallagher responds to the Harvey Weinstein controversy and highlights misogyny in the music industry
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
When the captain and crew are speaking over the intercom on your flight, the code word you don't want to hear is '7500'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Wife unlocks sleeping husband's phone with fingerprint, discovers affair. Fark: Ensuing fracas forces emergency landing of long distance flight
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Where it's always Daylight Wasting Time
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
In light of Deshaun Watson's injury, Bob McNair may allow an inmate to run the prison
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Sun November 05, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Maybe we don't want to replace -all- the traffic signals with LEDs, especially not where it snows
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(Some Wanker)
 
 
 
So, subby got a UV flashlight.... What's the best way to remove stains that glow under a blacklight from furniture?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Get it right, people: It's not Daylight Savings Time. It's a SINGULAR sensation
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
And, did we mention she was struck by lightning as an infant? The story of she who sells seashells by the seashore
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Physicists have finally narrowed down the speed of gravity. Read and C for yourself
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Observing Daylight Saving Time can worsen your depression, make you have a heart attack, cause you to be in a deadly car crash, and increase your chances of getting mugged
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
LA Times calls press secretary a "slightly chunky soccer mom". No surprise, but people have issues with this
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Fri November 03, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump says workplace harassment can never be tolerated while speaking to an empty room in China. No word on if those same rules apply to her sexual predator father
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photos of odd things witnessed during a flight. Have you seen anything stranger?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rick Perry: As long as we continue to burn fossil fuels, there won't be any sexual assaults. Wait.....what??????
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
It's come to this: Now even porn stars are being accused of sex abuse because of Harvey Weinstein. Full fluffer circle
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's the other scandal Mueller brought to light this week
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Quick: Name a factory-built truck with pop-up headlights
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mnuchin seen preparing his bags for one last publicly chartered flight to go see the Northern Lights or something
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Halloween is over. According to Wal-Mart and Target's aisles, it's now Xmas decorating season. When do you feel it's acceptable to start putting up those Xmas lights?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Idiot lights a firework clenched between his bum cheeks. Shockingly, it doesn't go well (not safe for work)
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Jupiter has an aurora like Earth, but does not require solar wind to form and is a self-contained process. ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE
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Tue October 31, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
Behold--Dark matter in all of its glory
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Slightly better than Chick Tracts
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Cougars are getting more common in North America, and attacks can happen in unexpected places, like in flight
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
United is selling seats on an 18 hour flight for $177. Baggage costs extra but the blood clots are free
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
It's time for thrills, chills and reading with all the lights on in the house. In a special Halloween edition of the Saturday Morning Book Club, we're looking for the best horror (and just plain scary) books of all time
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
John Kelly vows to "never apologize" for smearing Congresswoman Frederica Wilson, much to Laura Ingraham's delight. What an asshole
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Lock up your Natty Light: Iowa State now controls most of the south central plains and THE State of Ohio, while THE Ohio State controls the northern plains and the State of Iowa
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara deals with the consequences of fame and lactose intolerance. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Polaris and Eclipse are reunited and their aurora threatens to give them away to Sentinel Services (FOX 9ET)
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin responds to Andy Cohen's snub by doxxing TMZ's Harvey Levin and calling out everyone by whom she feels slighted
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's okay cause Adam Sandler also got handsy with... Dustin Hoffman?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"As far as anyone knows, it has the most eggs of any vertebrate on the planet." And it looks slightly familiar
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(Chick)
 
 
 
9 easy ways to be the worst house ever on Halloween
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(CBS Houston)
 
 
 
In one of the greatest games in baseball history, an asshole fan has stolen some of the spotlight and thrown it back onto the field
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Fri October 27, 2017
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Billionaire pharma CEO who funded anti-cannabis campaign charged with bribing doctors to prescribe opioids; will probably still receive lighter sentence than some guy busted with a dime bag
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Newly-released JFK files reveal CIA tried to kill Castro in very strange ways, including bacteria-laden swimsuits and booby-trapped seashells
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The anti-daylight saving time revolution has begun on time ..as usual
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bud light sales slip as Americans discover seltzer water
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts cleaning shoreline of Brooklyn creek find 7 dead cats in plastic bags, say it's a nice change of pace from dead hookers and mob informants
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover an object 10,000 light years from home
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The government's weather control machine just added a new tool to its arsenal
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Oh ve thought they vere poachin' da deer up der ya and don't cha know they thought they were from that movie catchin' ghosts or something. Nice folks ya know just some odd
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta to hire 1000 flight attendants in 2018. Must be able to follow safety protocols, be service minded, and not drag customers screaming from their seats like some 'other' airline
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
America, that whizzing sound you just heard was China blowing by you in the quantum race at light speed
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly finally did something useful
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Scalpel? Scalpel. Suture? Suture. Flashlight? Flashlight. Batteries?
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Shining the light on what the Koch Brothers do in the shadows--and why they refuse to operate in the open
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Sunburst shows up for a visit and finds he has more in common with Twilight than Starlight. Will there be wacky shenanigans? Murder? A threesome? Find out on My Little Pony - Uncommon Bond this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If the "police" call asking you to bail your friend out of jail with iTunes cards, you should know there's just a slight chance it's not an entirely legitimate request
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Fri October 20, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
First rule of fight club: if you're a nationally ranked Division I college football team, do not post highlights of your fight club on Instagram (w/video)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you start seeing some slightly chubby guy digging a long hole in Maryland, don't worry. It's just Elon Musk up to his old Hyperloop shenanigans again
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Southwest celebrates first 'unmanned' flight on new airplane. And by "unmanned," they mean no men
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
That local "Haunted House" that you go to is probably filled with fire code violations. Boo
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Somebody wake up CNN, the search for Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 has resumed
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 650: "Let There Be Light". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 18, 2017
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It is Match Day 3 and the highlighted matches include Spurs at Madrid, Monaco vs Besiktas, Napoli at Man Ciy, Maribor & Liverpool. Wednesday has PSG at Anderlect, Man United at Benfica. Kickoff is at 2:45 pm EDT. This is THE CHAMPIONS thread
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Domestic violence case against man dropped because of his "cultural incompetence"
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Mon October 16, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"AirAsia apologizes to passengers for any inconvenience caused." "Including when our flight attendants started screaming 'YOU'RE ALL ABOUT TO DIE'" they should have added
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The skies of England have turned red with ash and dust. Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People mysteriously missing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions is bucking his image as an anti-LGBT crusader by sending a top federal hate crimes lawyer to help prosecute a man on trial for the shooting death of gender-fluid teen Kedarie Johnson. No this is not the Twilight Zone
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Astronomy's "Rosetta Stone" found: merging neutron stars seen in both gravitational waves and light for the first time
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this porch light
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Sun October 15, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Got 80 seconds? Hop onboard the shortest daily commercial flight in the world ... still in existence after 50 years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"'One week I was running from bullets, the next I was running from fire," says flight attendant who lost her home in Santa Rosa. On the bright side, she has a great future ahead of her as a country music singer
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Soon Idaho may be known for more than just potatoes. It may soon be designated as the first U.S. Dark Sky Reserve if approved by the International Dark-Sky Association (with some pretty cool photos comparing light pollution in cities vs the wilderness)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Brave passengers board last ever Flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th
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Thu October 12, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Southwest plans flights to Hawaii in their Boeing 737s, possibly creating a new level of Hell
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Man visits Seattle, discovers legal edible marijuana, punches out flight attendant on the way home while trying to open the emergency door, then claims it wasn't his fault. Judge agrees
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
This bar was designed by geeks for geeks to enjoy all of their geeky delight. We will not be showing sports unless it is BattleBots, drone racing or quidditch
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Respected British film academy BAFTA suspends Weinstein for being a very naughty boy. Weinstein responds that he'd BAFTA them all night if they watched him shower first
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Video game at NASA's visitor center teaches players bad math, improper English, and completely wrong concepts about spaceflight
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
The bestest of best men blows up the groom's butt with firecrackers after tying him to a lamppost
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Solid, irrefutable, terrifying proof that streetlights exist is brought to you by a Yellowstone Park webcam
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Seven year old girl explains passing routes. I hope she's around at the end of the season to help me understand playoff scenarios
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
We may finally find out what happened to Alex from Fear The Walking Dead flight 462, Walking Dead crossover event is confirmed
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Sun October 08, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Does anybody else still smoke? My workplace is very anti-smoking and half the employees, including my boss sneak smokes
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Authorities suspect arson after man was pouring lighter fluid in the building and saying that he was going to set it on fire. Ya don't say?
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Sat October 07, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You are right now traveling through spacetime at exactly the speed of light. Here comes the science presented by some guy who merely co-discovered the Top Quark and contributed to the discovery of the Higgs Boson
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A themed cruise sounds like fun, but what if YOU are the theme? Will Twilight manage to please both her family and fans? Will there be an open bar? Find out on My Little Pony - Once Upon a Zeppelin this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
A Twin Cities suburban mayoral candidate says a proposed light-rail line would bring in "riff raff and trash" , "ethnics" and "coloreds" from Minneapolis. Minnesota-nice
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Treasury Dept. deems Mnuchin's 800 grand flight tab to be merely corrupt and not illegal
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Thu October 05, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
No, Mr. NHL Player, cocaine is not on the Delta Airlines in-flight menu. Also, please refrain from urinating on the beverage cart
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that mass of dust that's located more than 1,000 light-years from Earth known as Tabby's star is not an "alien megastructure"...but it's not an "alien megastructure"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Flight privilege
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cam Newton is being a jerk again
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Wed October 04, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
I have no idea what happened all day, internet at work was down therefore all my work hours were spent actually working. Tonight's animal of the thread is the wolf. Come, enlighten me in the nightly Maddow thread, with a dash of Hayes. 8pm EDT
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New article discusses writing the building blocks of solar tech with lasers, something any half-assed Bond villain had mastered 50 years ago
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The latest pointless '80s movie getting a pointless remake? Flight of the Navigator
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
In light of last night's shooting, here's more good news: It's now frighteningly easy to make untraceable guns in the privacy of your home
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey all, back from a year long hiatus from TFark due to poverty caused by being a teacher. I'm really happy to be back. You guys lighten my life and I missed you all so much. -Farkbadger
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The NRA decides that maybe, you know, in light of that recent unpleasantness in Las Vegas, they should wait a week before airing a slate of ads that were set to air starting today attacking the Democratic candidate in the VA governor's race
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ways to achieve immortality: 1) Conquer the world. 2) Invent faster than light space travel 3) Swallow a toy horn and have it uploaded to the internet by some sadist
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Plus-size pregnant woman shares body-positive images of her and her fiance on Facebook, to great acclaim and support from friends and family. You better believe that's a firing
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Attention please, attention. There's been a slight change in the Tiger lineup. Catching, Andrew Romine. RF Andrew Romine. LF Andrew Romine, P Andrew Romine, 3B Andrew Romine, CF Andrew Romine, 1B Andrew Romine, SS Andrew Romine, 2B Andrew Romine
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Will Kaz Grala hit the jackpot? Will Chase Briscoe crap out? Find out the answers to these questions, and other gambling related puns, as the bright lights of Sin City host the NASCAR Truck Series Las Vegas 350, starting at 7:30pm ET on FS1
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago today, one of the greatest Star Wars games came out and had us experience being a lightsaber-wielding Jedi Knight in Dark Forces II. (Link goes to an interesting video about the hero, Kyle Katarn)
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Apparently there are people who will gladly pay $270,000 for a 100 sq ft apartment that isn't in Tokyo or NYC
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
That's one way of getting out of repaying a half a million dollars of chartered flights
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Causation, correlation? School Board President in an area known for suicides makes social media post insensitive to people committing suicide. Maybe she should go into marketing
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Tor.com)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago today, Star Trek: The Next Generation debuted, offering false promises of a future built on optimism, enlightenment, and cooperation
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Imminent danger in California: "just got an emergency alert on my phone because it's going to be slightly over 80 in SF today"
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Europa League day 2. High lighted games are Everton vs Apollon, AC Milna vs Rijeka, and BATE vs Arsenal. Some games at 1pm ET and the rest at 3:05 ET
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Wed September 27, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Auburn University now offering full refunds for basketball season ticket holders. No such luck on BA degrees, however
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How to use social media to effectively call out those faceless, incompetent corporations who do things like redlight your masterpiece of a headline in favor of some lowbrow trollbait
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I think that in light of Twitter revealing that their 240 character limit is arbitrary that we on fark should consider why we are limited to only 250. Do the owners and maintainers of this website believe that we can or shouldn't express our selves m
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cancer patients in Puerto Rico can be airlifted out if they don't mind listening to Pitbull's music during the flight
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Labour MP who has clearly never seen an Apache helicopter claims Prince Harry can't actually fly them. "I've been told that's an absolute fact that somebody sits beside him and *drives* the helicopters for him." Dumbass tag explodes in delight
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Tue September 26, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mueller's team could start interviewing White House staff this week. IT'S HAPPENING *Laser light show Ron Paul*
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore doubles number of speed and red light camera systems, doubles profit. Submitter successfully installs red lights onto all of his headlines, waits for payout
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
So you've missed your connecting flight and have to stay overnight at the airport. Do you A: Try to get another flight? B: Grab a nearby hotel? or C: DANCE PARTY? (with video)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's largest uncut diamond sells for 6 Rhode Islands
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Mon September 25, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're running late for court, using fake police lights on your car while trafficking ecstasy and meth is a really bad idea
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Russia...
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hark, what light through yonder EPL breaks? It's your weekend discussion kicking off Saturday with the East London Derby at 7:30am ET, then the main batch of matches at 10, featuring Burnley and Huddersfield. Then Newcastle at Brighton on Sunday at 11. DISCUSS
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(NASA)
 
 
 
VP Pence to visit NASA Marshall Space Flight Center on Monday. Hopefully they'll translate the "Do Not Touch" signs into Aramaic this time
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Sun September 24, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a battle between Pirates and Indians, who will come out on top? Will Derek Carr light it up against the Redskins? Or will Kirk Cousins turn the silver and black away? It is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm ET
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Subby would submit a thread for the NASCAR NyQuil Cup Series' latest Chaseoff race this week, but the prospect of 300 boring laps at Snooze Hampshire's Sominex 300 at 2pm ET on NBCSN has already put him out like a light
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Small, blighted town assembles a group of volunteers to clean up the city. Municipal union employees: "Not so fast"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If Trump has his way, it will be lights out for the solar industry
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Two high school students in Kansas are running for governor there. Mostly because serving as governor would look slightly better on a college application than "worked at Walmart"
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Some Science Guy)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing much going on here, just engaging in quantum teleportation of patterns of light. How's your warp drive project going? Oh... well, keep at it, you never know how these things will turn out
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Outdoor apparel manufacturer L.L. Bean runs full-page ad that can only be read in sunlight
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Fri September 22, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
New Orleans "witch" claims she can cure cancer with demonic pacts. John Constantine scoffs, lights up another cigarette (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Iceland customs officials seize nearly 200 shipments of Melatonin, classified as an illegal drug there. Because no one needs naturally-occurring sleep inducing supplements in a country where it's 24/7 daylight for almost 6 months in a row
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
"Bands were going way over their time. The Grateful Dead played for hours. I've always been angry at them for that. A 45-minute version of "Turn On Your Love Light," - I mean, please. I was pulling my hair out"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
EVERYBODY PANIC: Thunderstorms can turn into particle accelerators and produce radioactive lighting. CALM THE FARK DOWN: The radiation exposure is less than a dental x-ray
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Embarrassment claims other things are embarrassing without the slightest sense of irony
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(CNN)
 
 
 
WH: We don't care how bad the bill is or how many people it kills, it's worth it if Trump can claim he destroyed Obamacare. It could have a provision requiring that babies be fed to puppies then tossed into a wood chipper, he'd still sign it
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Considering Florida's dismal power grid, being able to use solar power during outages could be very helpful. Naturally, Florida Power and Light lobbyists made exactly that illegal
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Witness to weird lights over LA: "It's too fast for normal lightning to strike. I've seen it on TV, when aliens are behind it." Yeah, it's usually only as fast as...something
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Sun September 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryanair doubles the number of flights canceled today after accidentally letting all their pilots take the day off
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local artist/tavern owner declares "MY town won't suffer from that blight of elementary school art projects"
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(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Ryanair's plan to cancel hundreds of flights spontaneously to "improve punctuality" leaves hundreds of Dutch stranded at Netherlands airports, making the world a better place
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U2 cancels St. Louis show after promoters and officials determine there's no way Bono won't make things worse
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Why does the smart mirror in the change room keep laughing and recommending the tents in the camping section?
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
There was a time when America's traffic lights gave off conflicting, um, signals
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryanair to cancel 40-50 flights per day for six weeks. Starting now. Like, right now. Might want to check if this includes one of your bookings before you go to the airport
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Fri September 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"McMaster struggles to clean up mess made by Trump's.." you know what we can just stop there and greenlight this tagline every day
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
United Airlines, feeling lonely after two weeks with no public backlash, bumps 77 year old wheelchair bound grandmother from flight and leaves her unattended at the gate
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Trump when money is on the line"
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Wed September 13, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ma'am, you did buy the deluxe car wash, which includes polishing your headlights. Sorry for the confusion (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's Fear the Walking Dead was heavy on comparisons to Trump's America and really highlighted the fact none of the main characters are smart enough to go on living because they keep doing stupid things [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Double your pleasure with two Monday Night Football games with Saints-Vikings and Chargers-Broncos. Will Drew Brees light up the Vikes or will Purple Pride run deep and wide? Will the Chargers tame the Broncos? Kickoff is at 7:10 PM ET
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts with Fox & Friends on 9/11: Will liberals eventually try to remove Flight 93 memorials?
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Sat September 09, 2017
(RedState)
 
 
 
For you procrastinators, it might be a good time to start preparing for Hurricane Irma
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Friday Knight Whites dropped from Friday Night Lights
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists claim aliens on at least nine planets beyond our solar system could see Earth, suggest keeping your curtains drawn when exiting shower
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's Friday night, and the final regular season Xfinity Series race is on. Short Track racing under the lights, it's the Virginia 529 College Savings 250, 7:30pm, on MSNBC
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What's worse than having to flee Hurricane Irma and spending close to $1,000 for a flight home from your college? Getting stuck in a smelly New Jersey rail yard because you fell asleep
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Thu September 07, 2017
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Thanks to the MASSIVE solar flare yesterday, there's a good chance of a bright Aurora Borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
With no other news going on, Sky News decides to answer the hard hitting questions, like 'Where's the most expensive place in England to get a pint?' In related story, Drew cancels flight to Surrey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A compilation of all the stupid shiat you see on planes. Otherwise known as a day ending in y - what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen on a flight?
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Wed September 06, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
New Atlanta dome's LED lighting turns reds into bright cherry reds, makes players on field feel like they're playing under fryer lamp
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL, always quick to make a decision on everything, decides maybe it's not a good idea to play a game in 185 MPH winds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Price gouging during hurricane. News: Airlines raising prices for one way flights out of Florida. Outrageous: 600% increase
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let's fly over Pyongyang, North Korea for a rare aerial view of the city ... in the daytime of course as we know the place has no lights at night
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Out of control wildfire in Columbia River Gorge was caused by a) lightning, b) an accident, or c) teenagers throwing fireworks off of a cliff
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Tue September 05, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
There is no such thing as a category 6 hurricane. Volume 11, 5 Lights, Ludicrous Speed all still very much in play, though
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Obama upgrades anger level on DACA repeal from "slightly annoyed" to "let me be clear"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Flight delayed after a scorpion was found on a Glasgow-Paris plane. Despite rumors, no ninjas were detected
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's YOUR MEGA NFL PREVIEW POWER RANKINGS from ESPN, with LOTS OF ALL CAPS to really highlight how bad their ranking system is this year
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Those fast radio burst signals from Stephen Hawking's Breakthrough Initiative? I'm not saying it's aliens, because it's not aliens
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Mon September 04, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New camera can see through the human body, even to your shriveled, black farker's heart. This is not a euphemism
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Sun September 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why we're afraid of the dark
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Sat September 02, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Hundreds of love letters between 2 gay WWII soldiers found, being made into a book. "Wouldn't it be wonderful if all our letters could be published in the future in a more enlightened time. Then all the world could see how in love we are"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Feeling lazy after smoking all those bongs of marijuana? So does your sperm
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
When Starlight Glimmer and Trixie visit Thorax, they meet his brother Pharynx, who is grateful you're no longer watching it for the Abdomen. It's My Little Pony - To Change a Changeling, Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Slow walkers are more likely to die young. Especially the ones in NYC that don't make it across the street before the light changes to yellow
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Fri September 01, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yes, there are some college football games on Friday night, highlighted by Washington-Rutgers and Utah-Wisconsin, Are you watching any other games? Kickoff is at 6:00 for all games and 8:00 for the big ones
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Teen charged after viral video shows her using an aerosol can and lighter to shoot flames at her dog. Your dog wants Nomex
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Wed August 30, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Astronomers pick up radio signal from deep space. Probably just another beer commercial
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(Some Russian Guy)
 
 
 
In a press release that totally isn't propaganda, Russia claims that MiG 41 fighter will be able to fly into outer space at Mach 4
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
New toothbrush holder promises to clean 60% of all toothbrushes that contain fecal matter. If your toothbrush has fecal matter on it, you're definitely brushing way too far past the back of your mouth
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Tue August 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In a happy ending of sorts, the Former Snekretary finally got his fondest wish and got to shake the Pope's hand. The flash of white light and burning to a pile of ashes afterwards? Eh, probably not as happy-making
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Women who begged for help and rescue during Katrina rescued during Harvey. That's a long wait
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Cop walks up to a motorcyclist at a stoplight with gun drawn and starts yelling. You bet your sweet bippy the victim was white; he lived to tell the tale. Hero tag is for the victim: he videoed the encounter and got the detective suspended
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
New York: Sorry about the rain Houston. We're sending a couple hundred people to help and we're going to turn out the lights in one of our buildings
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Forget everything you've ever known about black holes
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Mon August 28, 2017
(White House)
 
 
 
Light up, inhale deeply, sit back and enjoy the Trump news conference at 4:20 p.m. ET
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jack Black turns 48 today. Here he is getting zapped by lightning in a 1995 episode of The X-Files
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe on the battle for the soul of America. "We have a President who has emboldened hate groups. We have to do what our President has not. We have to uphold America's values. We have to show the world America is still a beacon of light"
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Sun August 27, 2017
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japanese auto suppliers and researchers study wooden auto parts as lighter, stronger, more sustainable alternative to traditional plastic and steel parts. Spruce Goose cited as inspiration
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Greetings passengers, there'll be a slight delay due to all the horrific weather including the twisters that we'll have to fly through. Get to know your seat mates because they may be the last people you see before the grim reaper
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
As we appear to have run out of other news, a passenger on a BA flight was charged double for 'strong tea'
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The World's Longest Flight is coming. And you'll be crammed in one of those "seats," next to that thing with the visible halitosis, an emotional support lizard, and an unstoppable need to tell you every. single. detail. of their life
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Thu August 24, 2017
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
So, they're inevitable
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Comedian Tig Notaro says Louis C.K. needs to 'take care of' his sexual misconduct rumors
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(Geekologie)
 
 
 
This is why standing outside to film a lightning storm is a dicey proposition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Break out your cake, your jello shots, and your party hats - it's another Food Thread anniversary here on Fark. 5th since we revived this gem. What are your highlights, or what would you like to see in future threads?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sears posts loss in second quarter, sending shares into "blue light special" condition
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Wed August 23, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
You've probably already put on your pair of airplane approved Depends underwear for your belly landing if your flight path looks like this
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bold KLM pilot takes his passengers on an 'Oh sh*t' ride into Hong Kong during brutal Typhoon Hato in which 450 flights were canceled
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Tue August 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Suggesting everything is not all sweetness and light within the GOP, Trump is reportedly considering endorsing Jeff Flake's primary opponent at his Phoenix rally, while a McConnell-aligned PAC is running attack ads calling her "Chemtrails Kelli"
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Mon August 21, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meh: Guys booted off flight for being drunk. Fark: Cops booted off flight for being drunk. Double Fark: NYPD top brass kicked off USAF flight for being drunk
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"The sun went out today. For a little under 3 minutes the forces of darkness ruled in daylight" and that's the way it is
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Up to 13 percent of all airline pilots may be clinically or even suicidally depressed. Have a nice flight
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Sat August 19, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Duke sucks slightly less
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(Metro)
 
 
 
An article ostensibly intended to explain why you should not look at a solar eclipse with the naked eye, instead demonstrates why you should not look at the unobstructed sun through a magnifying lens
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the part of the brain that cannot unsee what has been seen
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Two students were out popping some tags, and found five rare NASA flight suits. Fark: For 20¢ each. All you got was bedbugs in a pee-stained pillow sham
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After "Chachi" from Happy Days rips Sen. Marco Rubio's response to the Barcelona terror attacks, Lil' Marco gets Biblical on him: "Fools take no delight in understanding, but only in displaying what they think. Proverbs 18:2"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines decides to join the big boys by kicking passengers off a flight after they criticized the airline
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Thu August 17, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher accused of letting students do LSD at her home, which had the most awesome skylight to another world, dude
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
If you woke up today thinking "Hey, why hasn't anyone ever invented an inflatable LED lamp?" then today's your lucky day
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Health experts outline lesbian care tips, throw in a solution to leaf blight just to make sure everyone is still awake
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