Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		26 percent of the people in this country still have something called a "life"  (news.yahoo.com)	(47)
(Some Guy)		New device measures how long you take an average shower and warns you with flashing lights when you're going too long. Modern Technology: Taking the fun out of life since 1856  (mnn.com)	(78)
(The Pulse)		The tale of the life and times of a noble chicken. It's not news, it's... really not news  (chattanoogapulse.com)	(23)

		What do you get when you cross a stoat with Jet Li?  (life.com)	(42)
		The hottest picture of Katy Perry wearing an Oscar the Grouch snuggie you will see in the history of your life today  (metro.co.uk)	(71)
		Why you damned dirty apes are wrong  (guardian.co.uk)	(88)
		Abe Vigoda, you are no longer the only immortal amorphous mound of squish  (green.yahoo.com)	(31)

(Some Guy)		Dressed like a Transformer and sliding down the road on your belly is no way to go through life...but it could be fun before you kill yourself  (gamaniak.com)	(28)
(Some Guy)		Hairless ugly cat enjoying himself splashing around in the tub. This will waste only 30 seconds of your life  (videofantastica.com)	(24)
(PopMatters)		Real world fashion designer finds "Project Runway" Wii game lame-o: "The life has been sucked out of me. I came in with all this energy and now I'm just sad."  (popmatters.com)	(30)
		Insurance company does the right thing by helping those most in need. Just kidding, they pick out people in a database who probably have life-threatening illnesses and investigate them for fraud so they can drop their coverage  (consumerist.com)	(168)

(Pop Rox Nation)		There's a turning point where your massive collection of junk goes from "You have no life" to "We now bow down before your awesomeness"  (poproxnation.thekartel.com)	(48)
		Yo, dawg. Life herd you like dogs, dawg, so they put some Irish dogs up for St. Patrick's Day  (life.com)	(63)

(Politics Daily)		Life of US soldier in Baghdad saved, thanks to a concerned roommate and a stolen firing pin  (politicsdaily.com)	(178)
		Great: saving your life by making an emergency landing on a nearly-deserted beach. Fark: the beach was nearly deserted, so you know how this ends  (foxnews.com)	(177)
		Your disgusting fat is saving your fatty life  (newscientist.com)	(89)

		Rosanne Cash is writing a memoir about life with her father, the best country musician who ever lived, Mr. Johnny Cash  (contactmusic.com)	(41)
		Old & busted: Life coach. New hotness: Recess coach. Stay between the lines  (nytimes.com)	(70)

		Peter Graves' life is over, over  (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(383)
(Green Bay Packers)		Überfan sells own blood so he can afford Packers tickets, unwittingly saving his own life in the process  (packers.com)	(24)
(Citizen-Times)		Asheville NC's "Actionfest", 'Sundance' for action movies, will present Chuck Norris a Lifetime Achievement Award. Unknown for which of his seven lives Chuck will be accepting  (citizen-times.com)	(34)
(Some Guy)		Unnamed undercover wildlife trapper captures 9-foot python (w/ pic). In other news, Florida has undercover wildlife officers  (naplesnews.com)	(20)

		Contrary to what many people may believe, the Tea Party's motto is "fiscal responsibility, limited government, and free markets" with little or no mention of God, life and family. You betcha'  (nytimes.com)	(304)
		Passed out in an idling car with your 9-year-old daughter in the back is no way to go through life, son  (dallasnews.com)	(15)

		A look into the life of a Comcast Customer Service Representatitve. Leave your conscience and soul at the door  (consumerist.com)	(87)
		Jesus freak, out in the street, creating websites threatening Elton John's life  (ajc.com)	(119)
		Republicans threaten to slam two torpedoes into the side of U.S.S. Financial Reform because they didn't get everything they wanted. "You have city hands, Mr. Dodd. You been countin' money all your life"  (latimes.com)	(75)

		New favorite city of pro athletes? Toronto. They love the nightlife and the international flair, and if they're an NHL team they have no worries about beating the local losers the next day  (online.wsj.com)	(55)
(Some Bunny)		Musical on the life and times of Anna Nicole Smith will premiere in 2011. Producers anticipate it will take at least nine months to find the right woman who is fat, desperate, and coked out of her mind  (digitalspy.com)	(24)

		Window cleaner commits suicide by stabbing himself in the groin repeatedly with a jumbo souvenir pencil. "If you were choosing to take your own life, that's not the way you would do it"  (mirror.co.uk)	(111)
(Some Pill Popper)		Condemned prisoner's execution postponed because...well, because the state of Ohio has to first save his life  (clevelandleader.com)	(55)
(SLO Tribune)		Sea lions being killed by wildlife officials for eating too many salmon. Fat couples at Red Lobster currently exempt  (sanluisobispo.com)	(26)
(state journal register)		Not news: Man has heart attack while on the phone with his cell provider. Fark: the operator that saves his life is named Hart  (sj-r.com)	(55)

(FanHouse)		"Do I want to be Ric Flair? Do I want to be Hulk Hogan? In the twilight of my life, do I want to be running around in my underwear trying to injure people? Absolutely not."  (fanhouse.com)	(102)
		Former NBA star Allen Iverson "will either drink himself into oblivion or gamble his life away"  (sports.espn.go.com)	(54)
		Keep on drinking the Haterade, haters, but Second Life entrepeneurs cashed out over 50 million real dollars last year  (washingtonpost.com)	(54)
(Some Guy)		On the internet, a female inmate squirting breast milk at her jailer falls under the Rule #34 clause. In real life, it's third degree felony assault  (bnd.com)	(136)
		We hold these truths to be self-evident, that among them are life, liberty, and high-speed Internet  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(149)

(Some Guy)		Actual headline: "Darling, a prostitute saved my life." Oh, did I say "actual headline"? I meant to say "famous last words"  (theobserver.ca)	(24)
		Retired biologist coauthors book on his life's biggest obsession, the giant Pacific octopus and its tragic sex life. "There's no such thing as safe sex for octopuses"  (seattletimes.nwsource.com)	(18)
		Just in case Portal 2 and Civ 5 don't destroy any social life you had left, Nintendo announces Scribblenauts 2  (kotaku.com)	(56)

(Some Grey Seal)

The most awesome collaboration you'll ever see in your lifetime: Neil Young and Elton John are recording an album together  (nme.com)

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		Man banned from all Wal-Marts for life because he refused to show his receipt to a door greeter. Guess he'll shop at K-Mart from now on  (consumerist.com)	(512)
		A sad story of child abuse in which Michigan's new AD, the Domino's Pizza guy, says that his life was shaped by Michigan football  (detroitnews.com)	(24)

(Some Guy)		A day in the life of New York City, in miniature  (vimeo.com)	(23)
		"How the LA Clippers Made Me a Better Hindu." Presumably after a lifetime of suffering, he'll come back as a Lakers fan  (huffingtonpost.com)	(21)

(Pharyngula)		Repent Amarillo is the American Taliban come to life. Sort of like if Fred Phelps and his clan had humvees and fatigues and went to funerals ready to kill the mourners, then wrote their license plates down to harass them later  (scienceblogs.com)	(306)
		Life imitates Cinemax. Flight attendant prostitution ring broken  (foxnews.com)	(101)

		Jessica Simpson says she doesn't want the world to know about her sex life three weeks after John Mayer pretty much told the world about her sex life  (starpulse.com)	(29)
		In March 1974, Stevie Ray Vaughan found a battered 1963 Fender Stratocaster at a music store in Austin. It would remain as his favorite guitar for the rest of his life. Here is a video in honor of this special anniversary  (youtube.com)	(73)
(Some Guy)		The Old Spice guy's real-life girlfriend: "When I watch the commercial I don't know what to do. I look at you in the ad telling me to look at my man, and then I look at my man and it's you"  (thefrisky.com)	(131)
		"Stylo" -- official new video from Gorillaz. Cartoon band speeds into real life  (youtube.com)	(57)

(NY Magazine)

In the roles she plays, Helena Bonham Carter scares small children, although not as much as she scares fashion designers with the clothes she wears in real life  (nymag.com)

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		Today's previously life-saving substance that now kills you is (rolls dice) aspirin  (online.wsj.com)	(27)
		Listen to the background chatter cease and the room fall silent after President Obama asks health care summit attendees to consider what life is like for Americans who are not rich politicians (video)  (videocafe.crooksandliars.com)	(462)

Why FarmVille is kicking ass in the virtual gaming second life world  (news.cnet.com)

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		Johnny Depp is like a pirate in real life, smelly and unkempt  (news.com.au)	(53)
		Dog survives small plane crash that killed its owner. Authorities suspect foul play, since they've learned that the dog took out a life insurance policy on its owner three days before the crash  (foxnews.com)	(54)
(Some Guy)		Thom Yorke unveils three new tracks, with picture of what a real life zombie might look like  (nme.com)	(26)

		Bryan Adams to be given Lifetime Achievement Award for Performing Arts, in hopes that he'll stop now  (thestarphoenix.com)	(14)
		My Little Pony comes to life, sings a track from Dreamgirls, replaces the whale in my nightmares  (gammasquad.uproxx.com)	(12)
		Know what? A koala bear fight might be the creepiest damn thing you've ever heard in your life  (liveleak.com)	(39)

(The Frisky)		20 celebrities who are actually likeable in real life. Especially if you bring them drugs  (thefrisky.com)	(300)
		Is the most threatening thing to life on any planet the life on any planet?  (npr.org)	(78)

Nina Simone (would've been 77 today) live at the 1969 Harlem Festival with "Ain't Got No...I've Got Life"  (youtube.com)

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(Some Guy)

Florida bill wants to make abortions illegal, punishable by life in prison  (jaxobserver.com)

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		Real life Super Mario doesn't look that tough  (comedycentral.com)	(29)
		Scientists rewrite life's code as a series of four-letter words. Well, Fark  (newscientist.com)	(55)
		Drunk, covered in nicotine patches, and hiding in a restaurant bathroom is no way to go through life, son  (cbc.ca)	(25)

		Radio program This American Life will reveal a "huge, groundbreaking investigative piece of journalism" that will only be of interest to hipsters and urbanites who can properly use the word "irony"  (latimes.com)	(108)
		You really have to wonder about what went wrong in your life if you're a guy who dresses like a girl to rob a Hustler Hollywood boutique on Valentine's Day  (interact.stltoday.com)	(39)
		Cat with a tin can stuck on its head used the force to get itself to a wildlife rescue centre  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(59)

(Socialite Life)

At a point in her young, train-wreck of a life where she just doesn't give a good crap anymore, Mischa Barton smokes a doob in public (pic)  (socialitelife.celebuzz.com)

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Michelle Malkin: "Sufficient time has passed" to "speak ill" of Jack Murtha. No word on the shelf life of ping pong jokes  (rawstory.com)

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US's oldest death row inmate, sentenced to death in 1983, dies of old age at 94  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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In celebration of Darwin Day, here's David Attenborough reviewing the beauty that is our Tree of Life  (youtube.com)

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		Why do Americans vote France the #1 place to live? (France's) tiresome bureaucracy and high taxes are outweighed by an unsurpassable quality of life, including the world's best health care  (cnn.com)	(243)
(WWL)		Video of Super Bowl MVP and kindest, bravest, warmest, most decent person you've ever met in your life Drew Brees on "Ellen," where he reveals his boxers  (wwl.com)	(51)

(Some Unfit Mother)

Kate Gosselin is releasing her third book about life with eight kids. In other news, Kate Gosselin has already written two books  (digitalspy.com)

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(Some Guy)		The best metaphor for your life that you'll see today  (existenz.se)	(56)
		Jessica Alba tells girl who wants to have cosmetic surgeries to look exactly like her to get a life  (celebitchy.com)	(59)

		Ohm my god, lithium-ion battery life could reach 20 years  (pcworld.com)	(60)
		Welcome to your mid-life crisis, baby. Happy 48th Birthday to Axl Rose  (youtube.com)	(21)

Tiger Woods has left sex rehab, now faces a dismal life of having drunken sex on a huge pile of cash with only his beautiful blonde Swedish wife. Poor guy    (radaronline.com)

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		Real-life grandma watches 'Jersey Shore'. Hilarity ensues  (youtube.com)	(26)
		Getting drunk in public, getting arrested and offering oral sex to cops is no way to go through life...son  (nypost.com)	(99)

(sfbg.com)		"Mystery Science Theater 3000" creator Joel Hodgson talks about life after "MST3K" and his thoughts about jumping ship: "I lied to everyone, basically... I really regret leaving the show."  (sfbg.com)	(366)
		6 week old frozen puppy at JFK airport brought back to life with mouth to snout resuscitation by US customs officer  (nydailynews.com)	(36)

		In honor of Farker bufu, please join us on February 13th to celebrate his life  (fark.com)	(92)
(Post Chronicle)		On the news that CBS has accepted Tebow's pro-life commercial, Mancrunch steps up by offering ad for their gay dating site  (postchronicle.com)	(98)

		"Oregon Trail" in real life  (video.ign.com)	(35)
		Dannii Minogue is writing her life story. It's expected to be published on pages six, seven, and eight of The National Enquirer  (contactmusic.com)	(34)
(Some Lucky Guy)		Life imitates "My Name is Earl"  (dispatch.com)	(45)

		Andrew Breitbart would like you to know that although he purchased his "life rights," hired him as a contributor, and pays him a large annual salary, he's not associated with James O'Keefe in any way, shape, or form  (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(257)
(Some Guy)		Instead of a mating for life, male swan divorces his spouse because her womb is barren and shows up at a gathering that his ex is attending with a younger, more perkier swan  (mnn.com)	(27)

Scientists say alien life could already be on Earth. Exhibit A: Carrot Top  (foxnews.com)

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City reacts to Lifetime pregnancy pact movie. "They made the Gloucester girls look like idiots."  (boston.com)

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		Photoshop this life line  (farm3.static.flickr.com)	(53)
		Liberian torture victims scarred for life, have yet to pay off late fees    (miamiherald.com)	(50)
		New study shows Venezuela twice as dangerous to America's way of life than previously thought  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(73)

After Death band members take a swim in the After Life  (dailymail.co.uk)

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(Blabbermouth)

Ted Nugent on hunting deers: "I don't even need to kill them really, but I'm going to... because it will cause Bill Maher to s--t blood. That's my goal in life"  (roadrunnerrecords.com)

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		You know life is bad when you're living in a cave above town with only your modeling portfolio and a pit bull named Grunt  (billingsgazette.com)	(157)
		Hugh Laurie + Stephen Fry + "It's A Wonderful Life" - Rupert Murdoch = WIN  (youtube.com)	(24)

The Super Bowl will be played at Sun Life Pro Player Land Shark Dolphins Joe Robbie Stadium. Somewhere, Joe Robbie weeps  (miamiherald.com)

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		When life imitates the plot to a Dr Seuss book, you know someone's going to get stabbed  (3news.co.nz)	(80)
		Avatards doom their children to a life of living the blues  (thesun.co.uk)	(109)

Retired teacher with 2-year old given second IVF treatment. "I'm still so full of life and healthy at 60 I don't see any reason why I shouldn't be treated"  (dailymail.co.uk)

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		Lemony Snicket author speaks to grade school, asks one kid "Is life getting you down? Are you watching as the sands of time tumble down the hourglass as you march towards death, the chill breath of mortality on your skin?"  (timesonline.co.uk)	(72)
		U.S. housing market has no signs of life. In fact, the zombies have taken over. Eat your neighbors before they eat you  (marketwatch.com)	(85)

(GameSpy)		What do Dr. Mario, Elite Beat Agents, Squall, and Princess Peach have in common? They are video game characters who would suck in real life. Bonus: The last guy on the list  (gamespy.com)	(42)
		Matthew Broderick gives go-ahead for "Ferris Bueller" remake. Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop watching shiatty remakes all the time, you might miss it  (movies.msn.com)	(101)
		Blocking the site wasn't enough; Facebook now demands that "Web 2.0 Suicide Machine" cease and desist all Facebook-related activities. Machine's reply: Not on your life  (networkworld.com)	(45)
		'Life of Brian' as you've never heard it before  (youtube.com)	(56)

Eighty-seven percent of Americans oppose an Internet computer in a car's dashboard. The other 13 percent think that life without constant access to Russian midget tranny porn is just not worth living  (rasmussenreports.com)

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(Some Guy)		Now that Leno in prime time is history, NBC tries to shock the creaking "Law and Order" franchise into life for a new series, "Law and Order: LA"  (ifmagazine.com)	(141)
		Even being 25 metres above sea level won't protect you from Australia's exciting sea life  (news.com.au)	(129)
		Surprising absolutely nobody, the life of a booth babe is fraught with weirdos  (gizmodo.com)	(82)

(Classically Liberal)		True story about how a half a cup of coffee saved a life a woman. Fark: From a right-wing politician. Ultra-fark: Milking it for all its worth  (freestudents.blogspot.com)	(55)
		Instead of silver bullets, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service issue rubber bullets to a rancher dealing with wolves on his land  (denverpost.com)	(258)
		So who really owns Spiderman, the X-Men and the Fantastic Four? Is it the genius with the pencil who created them all and brought them to life or the suits who profited from the creation and never properly compensated the artist?  (news.yahoo.com)	(82)

(FrontPage)

Foreign criminals be warned: if you commit a serious crime in Norway, you'll never escape the lifetime of free pension, welfare, and health insurance they'll hand you upon your release  (frontpagemag.com)

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You can add "It's a Wonderful Life" to the growing list of films that conservatives have deemed Godless America-hating communist propaganda  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)

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		Snoop Dogg to return to One Life To Lizzle  (starpulse.com)	(26)
		How 8-Bit video game characters would've looked in real life  (cracked.com)	(92)
		Wife who stole £470,000 to pay for her dream wedding gets two years in jail. Husband gets life sentence  (dailymail.co.uk)	(120)
		George Lucas: "Star Wars is fiction." Jon Stewart: "But I've been living my life as if it was reality"  (thedailyshow.com)	(318)

		What happens when a hardcore gamer gets dragged into a real-life game of Monopoly? Loads of profanity warning  (liveleak.com)	(70)
(Blogcrititcs)		"[The BCS] is the perfect system for young student-athletes. It teaches them that life is not always fair."  (blogcritics.org)	(352)
		Man charged with slapping police horse. Mongo only pawn... in game of life  (www2.tbo.com)	(65)

(fox8.com)		Wendy's employees save man's life after he passes out. In the shock of a lifetime, he collapsed BEFORE he ate anything there  (fox8.com)	(94)
		This is my gavel. There are many like it but this one is mine. My gavel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my gavel is useless. Without my gavel I am useless  (chron.com)	(43)
		People with names beginning with D live shorter lives, have life long poor self-esteem, and are born to poor parents. Drew Curtis says goddamnit so much  (dailymail.co.uk)	(165)

Research shows smacked children do better in life, have faster reflexes  (telegraph.co.uk)

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(Eurekalert.org)		Scientists show 'lifeless' prions capable of evolutionary change and adaptation, conquering worlds  (eurekalert.org)	(72)
		"Do you want to spend your life (and have your kids spend their lives) to pay ever-increasing taxes for teacher, cop, and bureaurat retirements at early ages? Especially while you're expected to fully fund your own?"  (reason.com)	(242)

		Russian life expectancy increasing, with some hardy seniors reaching the ripe old age of 69  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(60)
(Redding.com)		How the Grinch stole after Christmas the court decision regarding the giant fake penis he wore to a meeting on pot club proliferation  (redding.com)	(76)
		Company offers free trip to Mexico, if you take their anti-diarrhea drug. Should be defecation of a lifetime    (cbsnews.com)	(139)

(Sphere)		Pentagon building a real-life flying car as part of a new military program dubbed Transformer. Star Wars defense system not impressed  (sphere.com)	(75)
		Awesome: scientists discover guaranteed fountain of youth, a way for everyone to live longer, cancer-free. Bad: by eating less. AAAUUGGGH: especially sugar  (sciencedaily.com)	(138)

Thomas the Tank Engine comes to life: English steam locomotive subs for electric trains delayed by snow and ice; Sir Topham Hatt approves  (dailymail.co.uk)

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		Man, not sufficiently scarred by the first airing of the Star Wars Holiday Special in 1978, holds a Life Day celebration for his friends, lives to talk about it  (io9.com)	(31)
		95 years ago, British and German troops showed the world what life could be like if we'd all just put our guns down and shake hands, even if only for a day. Way to go, guys. Way to go  (history.com)	(176)
		Photoshop theme: The secret life of Santa  (fark.com)	(31)

		The ink hasn't even dried on the Health Care Bill, and the media is already starting to discuss costs vs. benefits with regards to end of life care. But don't worry...it's not a 'Death Panel'. Honest  (nytimes.com)	(273)
		Once in a while you come across an invention which will completely change the way you live your life. While you're waiting for that, why not try out this hamburger holder  (techeblog.com)	(36)
		Cougars pound Beavers. It's not just a bowl game, it's a way of life  (espn.go.com)	(25)
		John Woo to receive Venice Film Festival lifetime award while flying through the air, firing a gun in each hand amidst a cloud of white doves  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(50)

		10 minutes of your life you'll never get back: Some ubernerd rambling about why he collects zillions of action figures. Ouch. My brain  (iheartchaos.com)	(38)
		Sometimes, it's the simplest things that make life worthwhile  (youtube.com)	(32)
(Some Guy)		"The birthers, the militias, the lifers- it is unbearable to them for the presidency of Barack Obama to exist....the lying time is over....there will be a reckoning."  (thejoshuablogs.blogspot.com)	(277)

When you're stabbed in the head with a screwdriver and sustain "non-life threatening injuries", it's your lucky day, pal  (chicagobreakingnews.com)

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(Star Gazette)		6-year old girl saves her Mom's life by crawling through broken window of wrecked car, climbing back up the ravine they just plummeted down, talking to strangers  (stargazette.com)	(68)
		Amazing pictures of Antarctic sea life  (dailymail.co.uk)	(27)

(WRCB-TV 3)

Drinking beer while crossdressing is no way to go through life, son. Especially when you're just four years old  (wrcbtv.com)

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(Some geek^2)		Nightcrawler and Wolverine outed as fans of NPR's This American Life  (blogs.vocalo.org)	(38)
		Swedish hockey referee performs CPR, saves player's life (with video heroness)  (break.com)	(23)

		Beatlemaniac buys MONO version of Beatles box set and life as we know it changes forever  (youtube.com)	(102)
		Leona Lewis believes in, looks like, extraterrestrial life  (contactmusic.com)	(32)

		98-year old woman arrested for murdering her 100-year old roommate. Suspect expected to receive life sentence, which for her is about two weeks  (foxnews.com)	(38)
		What is best in life? To break into Dad's museum and steal $20M worth of paintings. Fark: with a backhoe  (salon.com)	(82)

		Boy finds real-life ET  (youtube.com)	(21)
		World's fattest hedgehog is successfully losing weight at St Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital through an intensive program of swimming and running. We know how you like to be appraised of important hedgie news (pics)  (dailymail.co.uk)	(47)
		Another sign the economy is roaring back to life: Opticians can't keep up with the demand for monocles  (telegraph.co.uk)	(112)

		Jack Nicklaus gives the most rational answer yet, to a reporters questions regarding Tiger Woods personal life. "Its none of my business" *Golf Clap*  (sports.espn.go.com)	(70)
		Airline bomb plotter jailed for life, thanks Allah he wasn't sentenced to layover in Heathrow Terminal 5  (guardian.co.uk)	(60)
		Paul McCartney says marrying Heather Mills was the second biggest mistake of his life, just after Wings  (news.sky.com)	(56)
		Good, but obvious news: Bruce Wayne is coming back to life. Gooder, and less obvious: As Batman the motherfarking pirate  (iheartchaos.com)	(90)

		Neighbors beg a woman to stop feeding the vultures. Wish she would just carrion with her life  (azcentral.com)	(91)
		Huckabee claims that a 'big tent' philosophy will kill the GOP. In other news, getting fewer votes means you win, the first draft pick is better than winning the Super Bowl, and subby's love life is thriving  (politico.com)	(187)

		Real-life Edward scissorhands invents "The Clawz" That cuts hair twice as fast: "Customers are a bit apprehensive at first when they see my smiling face with my razor sharp fingers"  (thesun.co.uk)	(85)
		Terrorist sues Sacha Baron Cohen for ruining his life, claiming he now receives death threats. A terrorist receiving death theats, what world do we live in that would allow such a thing?  (celebitchy.com)	(40)
		Woman removed from Tiger's home on advanced life support, so that's a two-stroke penalty  (wesh.com)	(425)

Environmentalists surprised to find that civil war can be good for wildlife populations. Possibly linked to there being fewer humans or something  (cnn.com)

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Can Hulk Hogan's life get any crappier?  (tmz.com)

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		Photoshop theme: The secret life of plants  (en.wikipedia.org)	(28)
(Some Guy)		The 100 Most Iconic Internet Videos. There goes the next 3 hours of your life  (urlesque.com)	(77)
		BBC Life: Venus Flytrap Grows in Time Lapse, Devours In Macro  (gizmodo.com)	(23)

		For decades its residents would have been pleased to inform you that all life on Earth probably started in Canada, but now there may be science to prove it  (canada.com)	(42)
		College student achieves dream of sitting around and eating pizza for the rest of her life  (guardian.co.uk)	(461)

		Will Ferrell wants to play Simon Cowell in a biopic of the talent show host's life. Well, at least we know he won't have to be funny  (contactmusic.com)	(25)
		Super sized earthlike planets out there may be better at harboring life than our earth. Or not. We are totally guessing here  (news.yahoo.com)	(59)

		Former SETI@home "God" revealed as high school technology department head who installed program on every computer in the district, loses job. The search for intelligent life continues  (news.cnet.com)	(159)
		Not only are scientists certain the fossilized bacteria came from Mars, they strongly believe life still exists there today  (telegraph.co.uk)	(153)

Iran announces that it sees "little benefit" in belonging to the nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty. "So Israel doesn't bomb us into the stone age" curiously absent from their reasoning  (washingtonpost.com)

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		Mariah Carey someday hopes to lead a simple life. Until then, if that beluga caviar is a degree above or below room temperature, IT'S YOUR ASS  (contactmusic.com)	(39)
(Some Guy)		Man who lived a year without money describes it as "the happiest time of my life", says he hopes he is an inspiration to other liberal arts graduates everywhere  (itn.co.uk)	(174)

		NASA: Evidence of life on Mars  (timesonline.co.uk)	(333)
		Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a farking big television. Ewan McGregor has chosen to prevent a "Trainspotting" sequel from going into production  (3news.co.nz)	(56)

Judge sentences killer to two life sentences plus 498 years  (kansascity.com)

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		Brady Quinn is dating Olympic gymnast Alicia Sacramone. With pics of what 21-year-old gymnasts may look like. In unrelated news, submitter has never been so jealous of a relatively ineffective QB in his life  (sportsbybrooks.com)	(101)
(Some Sick Farker)		Farker Dominee has been in hospital fighting for his life against pneumonia for several days now, and is still in a coma. Details to the left, moral support to the right  (farkistan.org)	(269)
		Mariah Carey: "I've never done one diva-ish thing in my life. The actual definition of a diva is a woman who sings well"  (dailymail.co.uk)	(90)
		The more germs a child is exposed to during early childhood, the better their immune system in later life. "These germs are actually good for us"  (guardian.co.uk)	(181)

(Some Guy)		Firecrackers, die cast cars and a 600 fps camera. It really is the simple things in life that make the little boy in us happy. (w/slo-mo video goodness)  (autoblog.com)	(46)
		Some ugly ass deep-sea creatures discovered in a Census of Marine Life. #8 will haunt you forever  (foxnews.com)	(181)
		Doctors say rarely-performed "hemicorporectomy" procedure can add years to life of those who need it. But you'd be half the man you used to be  (upi.com)	(145)
(Some Guy)		Vatican hosts conference on extrasolar life, highlights need for that whole warp-drive thing  (christianpost.com)	(122)

The funniest/weirdest video of Tiny Tim predicting global warming you'll see until December 21, 2012. Bonus: scarring kids for life included  (youtube.com)

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		Everyone knows that whatever happens at his trial, KSM will never walk free. He will spend the rest of his natural life in U.S. custody. Which makes the proceedings a farcical show trial from the very beginning  (article.nationalreview.com)	(319)
		Life's been good to him for 62 years so far  (youtube.com)	(41)
(Montreal gazette)		Archeologists unearth skeletons at the steps of Montreal Basilica. Expect to learn about life in 1700s, plot to next Dan Brown novel  (montrealgazette.com)	(18)
		James Van Der Beek files for divorce because apparently he doesn't want to wait, for his life to be over    (msnbc.msn.com)	(79)