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491 headlines found matching 'Life'
Sun October 22, 2017
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are your biggest regrets in life? What are your best victories? What advice would you give to others to avoid your mistakes and match your achievements?
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Guy brought back to life by favorite sports team's chant played at his bedside. Either that or improved medically after his brain surgery (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last year, I got a grown up job after being in a retail environment most of my life. I've put on a ton of weight. What is the best way to get back into shape?
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
"Hudson Henge" mystifies, excites the masses in New York City
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
I hope you're sitting down for this, but a man who is used to having things his own way his whole life is not taking the sex rehab he was forced to go to seriously
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Las Vegas police officer tells Patrick Stewart that after seeing some horrible things, a couple of TNG episodes have the power to make him feel better about the future. Probably not Code of Honor or Angel One though
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Thu October 19, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
Former cop charged with manslaughter for killing his daughter's non-white boyfriend, claiming that he feared for his life when he saw a black person offering a handshake
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hanoi Jane says she's not proud of America
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
People in one neighborhood come together to raise an orphaned deer. Up until the day wildlife agents shoot it because it lost its fear of humans
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's still too soon for somebody in Las Vegas to set up a Halloween display featuring 58 headstones and the hashtag #vegasstrong
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Some dumbass who got defeated by a Rust Monster wants to tell you all about how D&D changed the way he views his life
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your dream cast for the inevitable movie about the Trump Presidency? LGT Fark
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(Fark)
 
 
 
He's been to Conjunction Junction. All of his tenses are perfect. He once wrote a total ellipsis that turned the sky dark and terrified superstitious peasants. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
"I can guarantee with my life that the train will be called Trainy McTrainface"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Institute for Scolding The Fark Out Of You For Enjoying Life Once In A While says even moderate drinking will scar your kids for life
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
According to new study, when you die you're aware of it because consciousness persists (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's 50 picks to have lifetime appointments to the federal bench include a man who asserted transgender children were evidence of "Satan's plan," one deemed unqualified by the American Bar Association and a handful of "prolific bloggers"
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Parents can too co-sleep with their kids and still have a sex life, say parents of kid who's going to be in therapy for decades
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
'Haunted' seaside Maine castle on the market for $3.35M. But don't worry: "If there is a spirit there, it's benevolent"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it possible to have an adverse reaction (flu symptoms) two days after the flu vaccine?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rather than admit he's wrong about his claim that other presidents didn't call Gold Star families, Trump forces Kelly to either call his boss a liar or lie about the most painful day of his life. UPDATE: WH confirms Obama didn't call Kelly
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Someone once tried to make a Libertarian paradise, but it crashed and burned and everyone needed the government's help. So, it was basically Ayn Rand's entire life on a grand scale
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Magic mushrooms may be ideal to eat near the end of your life because they remove anxiety, cure depression, and help you spot the translucent llama hiding in your third eye tasked with taking you back to Valhalla on the iridescent wings of eagles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mississippi Senator Thad Cochran delays his return to the Senate, causing concern that he may be in worse health than originally disclosed and may be suffering from a debilitating illness brought on by a lifetime of exposure to silent "h" 's
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Mon October 16, 2017
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Norman Bates and Leatherface in real-life: this psycho killer had a serious mother obsession, turned bodies into furniture, and was a major inspiration for Psycho, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and more
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Not news: Game of Thrones actor dies. News: In real life. RIP - Roy Dotrice (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Goal)
 
 
 
Man dies after coming in contact with Semen
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Sun October 15, 2017
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* It's National Cheese Curd Day *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
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(IGN)
 
 
 
William Shatner thinks there are still stories to be told about 86-year-old Captain Kirk
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your savior or we'll ruin your life, you ignorant little brat . . . er, sorry, we meant graduating AP Honors student
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is getting philosophical this week with one simple question: How important is music in your life?
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Sat October 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What do you call a mom with with no arms and no legs? Plaintiff
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Like those $1 margaritas at Applebee's? You might as well drink water then
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Why yes officer, my truck is in A+ mechanical condition and I'm as sober as a nun
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Wait, so you're telling me a voter commission designed and led by a guy who has made it his life's mission to deny non-Republicans the right to vote *may* have done something illegal? Well I just don't know what to believe in anymore
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You have to ask yourself just exactly where your life started to unravel the day you found yourself getting plastic surgery to look like more like Melania Trump
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kiwis have suggestions on giving your new puppy the best start with you in their new home. Strangely absent, tips on dealing with living upside-down. Here is your Woofday Wednesday puppy-loving thread
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Red Wings welcome back "banned for life" Canadian who tossed the 1st octopus on ice at Little Caesar's Arena, book-ending his previous accomplishment: "since I threw the last one at the Joe(Louis Arena), I had to try"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
On your son's first birthday, don't just give him memories. Give him diabetes and a lifetime of crippling obesity
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Do you live in Toronto? Well, now you can sample seal meat, while thinking of their cute faces
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Moving on from Coal Miners, Trump now says Truckers are the lifeblood of the economy. Next up Fry Cooks and Mechanics as Trumps shores up the "poorly educated" fan base
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to observe a real life political experiment? How far will Republicans follow their leader?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook thinks you might want to use your friends and family account to be friends with clients from your secret life as a sex worker
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a person who gives positive feedback to everyone. My girlfriend says I have been a great boost to her self-esteem and image by calling her attractive. But, she's not; how can I tell her I love who she is more than how she looks?"
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Test results could take several weeks to figure out what factors led to Daniel Hoh's death. I'm not a doctor, but my money is on snake bite
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(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
Intoxicated on call, involved in a kneeling during anthem argument at Denny's with a SWAT Car full of guns is no way to go through life son. Difficulty: Baltimore
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Fault in Our Stars director to adapt yet another Stephen King book from the '80s
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Wed October 11, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not news: 976 sq-ft cottage sells for $1,100,000. Fark: Buyer gets no interior viewing, must make extensive repairs before close of escrow, and seller gets 7 years to live there rent free
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(Human Rights Campaign)
 
 
 
Happy National Coming Out Day 2017. Celebrate by expressing your true feelings, hopes in life. Not responsible for libel in any manner for any user who experiences discrimination in jobs, services & housing, loss of familial relations, injury or death
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Just when you thought St. Louis might have a fighting chance at the new Amazon HQ, they go and bring in Joe Buck
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Sometimes in life you get lucky and find precisely what you were looking for, and other times you accidentally stumble upon a comet during your search for exploding stars"
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Tue October 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The executive producer of "The Real Housewives" franchise says President Trump is tweeting like one
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon would like to gain access to your life and I mean that in a very personal way. They would like to put stuff in your refrigerator and your trunk and... in fact, just hand over your keys. Everything will be just fine
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Vampire Removal Services advertised in Brooklyn. Eddie Murphy unavailable for comment
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Instagram star accidentally turns on her phone during sex, then accidentally selects the Instagram app and then accidentally livestreams the audio to her followers for 3 minutes. Oops
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thanks to concussions and mini-strokes Frankie Muniz doesn't remember Walter White is his father
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Mon October 09, 2017
(DW)
 
 
 
Man dressed in shark costume outside of a McShark store arrested and fined for violating Austria's burqa ban
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Farker king of vegas quoted in article about Vegas shooter and the lifestyle of video poker pros
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Dog found in dumpster named 'Oscar' seeks a forever can
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning statue is unveiled at Lucas Oil stadium. Unfortunately, it has been discovered that Manning had slaves back in his college days although some say it may have been a hazing thing
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(The Register)
 
 
 
PureVPN for life doesn't sound like such a good deal now
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Sun October 08, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Does anybody else still smoke? My workplace is very anti-smoking and half the employees, including my boss sneak smokes
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Alicia encounters a lone survivor as she searches for supplies. Ofelia fights for survival as she gets split from Madison and Strand. Has Junkie Depp lost his conscience? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Get out your tiny meat violins for the Vegan whose Facebook post, celebrating the killing of "carnists" in Las Vegas, jeopardizes her food truck business
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Blade Runner 2049 is #1 with a dismal $32.6 million, My Little Pony rainbows at #2 with $10.6 million. The Mountain Between Us peaks at #3 with $10 million, It clowning around at #4 with $9 million, Flatliners failing to show signs of life at #9
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Sat October 07, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Leonard Cohen's final volume of poetry will be published in 2018
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(MSN)
 
 
 
James Woods retiring from acting, announces he will devote his life to ...Ooh, a piece of candy
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Mattel decides to pull the plug on letting the internet babysit your kids
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Fri October 06, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ALDS continues today with Pomeranz vs Keuchel in Houston at 2:00pm ET on FS1. Can Altuve continue to slam homers? Later it's Sabathia vs Kluber in Cleveland at 5:00pm ET on MLBN. Will the Yankees show any sign of life today?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We tried the new grocery store frozen avocados so you didn't have to...and you should be thanking us for this every day for the rest of your life. The horror, THE HORROR
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
You will age better than your parents and here are 50 reasons why. 50 may be the new 30 after all
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(Football 365)
 
 
 
I think former Everton goalkeeper Neville Southall is starting to regret his impulse buy on eBay
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Thu October 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Social commenters: women now have the same career opportunities as men. Recruitment firm's chief scientist: being a woman in the IT field can reduce your lifetime earning potential by $250K
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vegas shooter often would moan and scream "Oh my God" in bed, much like your mom
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
How a heartbroken doomsday prepper who lost everything is now saving hurricane victims
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The iPhone 8 offers another unadvertised feature: popping open and breaking while charging
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you're ready to indulge, what do you make for yourself? A favorite decadant dessert? Aged steak? Expensive booze? Show us what living the high life (as much as a Farker can) looks like to you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Bucs host the Pats, while all service dogs heel for the anthem at MetLife Stadium. Antonio Brown plays "touche" football, and the Texans try to slow the Chiefs. Check out SC's predictions
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Over half of new cancer drugs 'show no benefits' for survival or well being. Of 48 cancer drugs approved between 2009-2013, 57% of uses showed no benefits and some benefits were 'clinically meaningless'. Happy Breast Cancer Month
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Stuck for wedding photo ideas? Just ask your mother-in-law. (NSFW photo)
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Iowa man wins lottery prize of $25,000 per year, for life. He is 92 years old
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tom Petty's death is under investigation as it is somewhat mysterious and unexplained
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Flew 35 missions as WWII B-17 tailgunner. Lived long, happy life, with lots of family & friends. But, at 92, liver cancer got worse. What to do? Sing one last song with chorus friends at own wake. Died this morning. Hero beats Sappy & Sad
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Wed October 04, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
To be fair, naked, drunk, and firing guns in the air IS a way to go through life, at least in Florida
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists and amateur criminal behavioral analysts forced to reset as news surfaces that the Vegas gunman appears to have originally planned to attack the "Life is Beautiful" festival headlined by Chance the Rapper a week earlier
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kate Winslet reunites with 'Titanic' director James Cameron and is so happy she just blue herself
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what did Hugh Hefner die of? Being 91 years old? More like a drug-resistant e. coli infection
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Solar power is the fastest growing energy sector. It's almost like the sun is beaming down on all of us about 50% of the time we're on this earth resulting in life as we know it. How could that be better than old fossil deposits?
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
From the atheier-than-thou files: "New Atheists are not atheist enough"
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hero? "I don't see myself that way. I would want someone to do the same for me. No one deserves to lose a life coming to a country festival"
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
You may be a married pro-life congressman, but when your GF suspects she's pregnant, of course, you tell her to get an abortion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Then the Trump thought of something he hadn't before / "Maybe assistance," he thought, "doesn't come from a store / Maybe assistance, perhaps, means a little bit more" / But then he thought, "Naaah, talk about me a bit more"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
SETI claims alien life will be found in twenty years, though if they just bring back SETI eels it will make Khan happy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Israel requires all citizens serve in its military. Should the US require all men work a year in the customer service industry?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How to deal with concern trolls? Subby's activist FB group has an outbreak and needs advice on how to not have to deploy real time moderation. (LGT Fark but Fark is not the subject)
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lifelong gun loving country music guitarist decides that maybe gun control isn't such a bad idea, after all
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey all, back from a year long hiatus from TFark due to poverty caused by being a teacher. I'm really happy to be back. You guys lighten my life and I missed you all so much. -Farkbadger
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The suspect science of Star Trek: Discovery makes for a better plot device than for believable science fiction
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Sun October 01, 2017
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
"So I posted, just figured maybe twenty people to come and now it's going to be a rally. Way more than just a small pack of friends riding, now it's going to be a large pack of friends"
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Will America's president turn out to be an unwitting tool of a foreign power? WIll Morty die? Tune in at 11:30pm ET for the The Rickchurian Mortydate season finale
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Alicia and the corralled survivors make it out of the pantry? Will Ofelia vent her frustration with the plan? Will Junkie Depp and Troy stop the horde? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my mate and I got REALLY drunk and had a threesome with a girl I just met ...and I liked it when he touched me. Am I now gay O_o?
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
So basically, if you meet a childless woman over 50, don't talk to her
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Horny........... tortoise ........... travels........... 6........... miles........... to........... zoo........... to........... get........... laid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christians are upset over The Orville. Star Trek did it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember when Captain America did those PSAs in Spiderman: Homecoming? Well, here's a young Chris Evans honing his PSA acting skills in a high-school film: Biodiversity: Wild About Life
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Actor proves quite convincing playing a robber, cops hail his performance as role of a lifetime
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
40 years ago, The Stranger saved Billy Joel's career and boosted him to superstar status
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is going to the dogs. And the cats, horses, pigs, chickens, rabbits, and pretty much the entire animal kingdom as we search for the best books every animal lover should read
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Seriously, there has to be something wrong with this guy
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico is still a mess, nobody's got a clue on the budget talks and WWIII is holding on line #3. So what does Pres Trump plan to do about all this? Spend this weekend playing golf, because of course he does
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(White House)
 
 
 
Trump on the deaths of Puerto Rican U.S. Citizens: It's been incredible the results that we've had with respect to loss of life. People can't believe how successful that has been
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Fri September 29, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
Boobies
 
Now we know what the secret smile was about: a rockin bod. NSFW if your workplace has a thing against fine art boobs
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Playboy bunnies talk about Hef's up and down life which we can safely assume refers to his constant erections and orgasms
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Judge denies 'stand your ground' defense in Florida beating death, because apparently it's not a complete get out of jail free card
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Forgotten '90s Disney Halloween movie "Hocus Pocus" might actually be getting a "reimagining." Apparently it was a real movie with Bette Midler and not mass psychosis like Sinbad's "Shazaam"
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Characters from yonder website. "That's right"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Neighbors try to stop thousands of cockroaches streaming out of manhole into their neighborhood, are terrified of what could be scaring them out of the sewer
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you're an ancient Canaanite ghost, you can't get enough of headless toad in the afterlife
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Hello muddahs / Hello faddahs / Here I am at / Camp John Waters / It was trashy / Life-affirming / But the pics ain't safe for work and you'd be squirming
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Wed September 27, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines saves the life of ungrateful woman with life-threatening pet allergies
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(The Tab)
 
 
 
Former professor arrested for assaulting student in a grocery store
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Writer apparently has a stroke while trying to disprove atheism
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Trump answers the important question: Do sports have an afterlife?
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Four African soccer refs receive lifetime bans for match fixing. They were caught when the team that bribed them still lost and the refs only returned 75% of the $20 bribe
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If Hurricane Harvey didn't kill you, the ensuing flesh-eating bacteria will
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Stanford psychologist knows why you're surrounded by assholes
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Tue September 26, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Russia threatens to improve its citizens' quality of life
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Oh good, they've remade Flatliners
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia decides to let women drive. Your dad submitted this with a tagline he stole from the 1970s
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Gay serial killer gets life for torturing victim to death in police-themed webcam sex session. If that doesn't get you reading then my name isn't Clickbait Clarence
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
...nineties bands weren't terrible
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Mon September 25, 2017
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
A gay 300-lb. ex-Super Bowl player sings on 'The Voice' tonight. The NFL just keeps on giving
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You know how sometimes you discuss your dreams with coworkers and friends and they sit there nodding and pretending to care? Well, they don't give a f*ck about your dreams. In fact, no one does
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia announces plans to flee to space to escape the horrible fearsome wildlife that infests their country
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Sun September 24, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Experian (not Equifax) is now trying to trick people into foregoing class action rights against them for the rest of your life via a "free dark Web scan"
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Tetris re-created in 2,940,928 x 10,295,296 cell version of Conway's Game of Life. Which is more of a life than its developers had in the year and a half it took to create it
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Charles Bradley, the late-in-life soul singer who rose to fame in 2002, has died at 68
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Sat September 23, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man chastises 4-year-old birthday girl for sky littering
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not to make you feel like a loser, but you've probably been peeling your banana the wrong way your entire life
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Autocorrect is making life hell for Equinox but life great for Equifax, the true target for online and mobile hatred
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
A new study discovers that people who drink too much in college have trouble finding jobs once they graduate. But at least it gives them more time to drink during the day
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Thu September 21, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's richest woman dies peacefully at home, moments before every vulture in her life starts killing each other to be the person to inherit it all
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Teacher of the Year none the wiser as middle schoolers launch real-life TorD thread
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently Billy Bush's wife has finally listened to his "Access Hollywood" interview with Donald Trump
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Wed September 20, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good: Powerball winner says money won't change his heart. Bad: Pedophile
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The country's opioid crisis is so bad life expectancy numbers are being cut short
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Real-life 'Raging Bull' Jake LaMotta has lost his bout with pneumonia
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The tiny island sags upwind/'cause the life that they lived is dead/and the wind screams Maria (link updated)
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Well leaving a 'hot and sexy' sign outside your house asking for a lineman after Hurricane Irma is one way to get the electricity back in your life
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(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
Student debt blocking millennials from homeownership
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Too lazy to go out and punch Nazis in real life? This trailer for the upcoming game Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus will let you do it from your couch (not safe for work)
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Life imitates Bob's Burgers as Colorado police search for Mad Pooper
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LifeLock: Buy an anti-fraud package from us because of dreadful things like the Equifax hack. Also LifeLock: We're proud to have a four-year contract with Equifax to help defend our customers from fraud
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(Racked)
 
 
 
What does your future burial outfit say about you? Decisions of going out in your 'Sunday best' or grave-casual
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(In Touch Weekly)
 
 
 
Come for an update on the now 27-year-old Hensel twins, stay for the completely unfounded speculation about their sex life. And by that we mean, abdicating facts to assume they skip guys for mutual incestuous conjoined lesbian masturbation (SFW)
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Mon September 18, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Few things qualify as more hoonigan than doing a burnout in a car being towed on a trailer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In yesterday's game, Jay Cutler threw what may be the worst Hail Mary in NFL history
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mystery woman has been crashing every funeral at local church for 14 years just so she can stuff her face at the free buffet
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(YouCaring)
 
 
 
Donation info for Farker timujin's final expenses, link goes to fundraiser
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Witness to weird lights over LA: "It's too fast for normal lightning to strike. I've seen it on TV, when aliens are behind it." Yeah, it's usually only as fast as...something
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Happy 308th birthday, What the Fark Am I Reading Guy
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You, you, and your rabbit don't understand why all the voices are talking to me
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"My life improved when I moved from a blue state to a red state," claims delusional woman
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The iPhone X proves the Unabomber was right
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yep, he's scum
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Sat September 16, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
World's second-oldest person gets promoted
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Like father, like son
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne's secret to a long marriage
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
You may not know this but your life mostly takes place inside computers these days
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(Metro)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Nutmeg the Tabby...World's oldest cat dies at the age of 32 (that's 144 in cat years) of heart failure. At least he lived a long good life and was spoiled rotten
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(Metro)
 
 
 
One of those "hot cops" from Hurricane Irma is, according to his Facebook history, an anti-Semite. There's always something
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toward a Predictive Theory of Depression: Is depression the result of global low-confidence in neural predictions?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
After 26 years of research, this author believes he can identify Jack the Ripper
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
For only $50,000 you can have the privilege of inviting Gene Simmons to come and act like a pretentious douchebag in your living room
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Wed September 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Baltimore's schools are failing, and it's criminal as life is basically season four of The Wire for most students
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"My parents were too strict, so now I'll never punish my daughter for anything bad she does". Expect a follow-up tag in 15 years about how said daughter held up a liquor store
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
♫ Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me... ♫ Disney legend who helped Walt bring the iconic Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion rides to life (and who also wrote that song), has passed away, age 98. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Well, now that you mention it, I do feel a little flushed
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Tue September 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard would like to remind everyone that he's still dating a blonde bombshell (w/pics)
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Mon September 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Bob Corker last seen wandering around the RMS Trumptanic, looking for a life vest
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Millennials face life after college, experience 'quarter-life crisis.' Corvette sales expected to rise
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mike Pence recalls the longest 12 minutes of his life. Karen Pence blushes
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Power posing as effective as Rex Kwon Do. In related news, the placebo effect is an effect
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope says rescinding DACA is not pro-life. Thanks for the monkey wrench Pope
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Call center employees discuss the worst things that have ever been said to them
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How many dads here (with daughters who date) have rules for dating their daughter?
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Sun September 10, 2017
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
One in three millennials wish they had grown up as their baby boomer parents because now there's nothing left but gloom and doom
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Well, here's a shock; a J.D. Salinger biopic is as lifeless and dull as his entire bibliography
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Have you been listening closely? Did you notice the hidden sounds and studio bloopers in these 10 hit songs?
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
Grown man gets dumped, and you're reading about this on Fark
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why do happy people cheat on one another?
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Antonio Cromartie is a fertility god
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to acting legend Kirk Cameron, God sends hurricanes for a purpose. That purpose must be to beat the ever living heck out of us
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(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
Take my car, please: Keys guy gives away car to whoever needs it for Irma getaway
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Mom wears T-Rex costume to walk daughter to kindergarten bus stop on first day of school. "Ferrell said she has a few life-size dinosaur costumes lying around the house"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Secret caves in the Antarctic harbor previously unknown forms of life, and probably a shoggoth or three
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Vibe)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson has something "special" planned for Hurricane Harvey victims, when she rolls into Houston this weekend. Sorry Janet we had enough of your special showings in 2004
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Remember, when a hurricane wipes out everything you know, you can start over in a new place with a new life. Just, uh, that new place probably shouldn't be 'in the path of the next hurricane'
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Today is the second-most important holiday in America--National Beer Lover's Day. So grab your favorite IPA and toast to a drink that is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not even God wants to see Kirk Cousins play for the Redskins
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why are South Koreans such cool cucumbers if the North Koreans are about to start World War III? Hint: Life goes on
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Tenants: We would like to board up our windows to protect your property before Irma blows in. Landlord: Uh-huh. I see. That certainly makes sense. You can't do it
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Where do your short story ideas come from? Do they come to you all at once, or do you start writing and see where you end up? Does your muse require bribery, or does it ambush you when you least expect it? This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let's fly over Pyongyang, North Korea for a rare aerial view of the city ... in the daytime of course as we know the place has no lights at night
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I decided to adopt a dog. I had cats all my life and thought I could be a dog person and my kids would love it. Well, none of us like the dog; it's negatively impacted us. Can I give it away or do I have a responsibility to keep it?"
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Tue September 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's only doing to the Dreamers what was done to him all his life
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Houston officer rescues nearly 1,500 flood victims while battling stage 4 cancer
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Photobomb turns into photocrush
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Peppa Pig's obviously not very familiar with Australian wildlife
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends losing one of its friends
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Stupidest kickstarter you'll see today, this week, this month
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
A look at how hate sites can affect you in real life
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New Michael Hutchence documentary "will make headlines all around the world" by causing millions of fans to choke up
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(Metro)
 
 
 
70-year-old man said "fark that" to normal retirement life, has just completed paddling across the Atlantic in a kayak - for the 3rd time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An obituary for Sumiteru Taniguchi. He spent his whole life showing others what happens when a highly reactive Fat Man is allowed to destroy lives. (Warning: graphic picture in article.)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Trump doesn't have a mental illness because whatever he has isn't interfering with his life
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Deep State attempts cover up of Trump's rescue effort
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sending your rival explicit photos of yourself dressed as a mouse is no way to go through life councillor
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Slow walkers are more likely to die young. Especially the ones in NYC that don't make it across the street before the light changes to yellow
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Fri September 01, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When choosing someone to perform elective surgery, it's generally not a good idea to pick a tourist who has only been in your country for four days
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
For all you Real American investors out there, a new robo-ETF with ticker symbol MAGA is set to begin trading with the low, low expense ratio of 0.72%. Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity. Call now
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
If convicted the accused will be given a lifetime ban on the possession of airsoft guns
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Running naked through a hotel and threatening staff with scissors is no way to live your retirement, Grandma and Grandpa
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Researcher bonds with over 200 ugly-ass hummingbirds who complain if their food is late or they want attention
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston Police Chief says he won't tolerate criminals and looters taking advantage of people during Hurricane Harvey. That behavior is reserved for motels, stores and gas stations
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Thu August 31, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Some see a man selflessly giving shelter to those in need. Subby sees a man who knows how much money is going to be spent on new furniture in Houston in the coming months
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a medical condition that prevents me from driving, so my husband drives me everywhere and never complains. The problem is, he drives like a maniac, speeding and taking risks. He won't listen to my concerns. What do I do?"
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Wed August 30, 2017
(moneyish.com)
 
 
 
New online calculator lets you see how rich (or poor) you'd now be if you'd invested in stocks like Facebook, Google, Apple, Tesla, etc... earlier. C'mon pick a stock ... any stock
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Astronomers pick up radio signal from deep space. Probably just another beer commercial
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers confirms what everyone suspects: Colin Kaepernick is being blackballed by the NFL for his quiet protest against racial injustice
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently "too crazy for even Glenn Beck" equals "just Crazy ENOUGH for Sean Hannity"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been together for 16 years and thankfully we get along beautifully and are best friends. We have no kids. He thinks we should get a gun in the house; I think it's a dangerous overreaction. What do we do?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Terry Pratchett REALLY didn't want anyone to read his unfinished novels
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Israeli settler (and surgeon) successfully treats Gaza man with incredibly rare but very contagious skin disease at Jerusalem hospital. Don't look at the photo... I told you not to look
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
A headline none of us ever expected to see in our lifetimes: "Justin Bieber's swollen balls triggers hospital lawsuit"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Son of TV's Frank, better known to some of you as Patton Oswalt, has a new standup special coming to Netflix on October 17th
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
If your truck gets stuck in park, don't crawl under it and force it into neutral - especially if you're parked on a boat ramp trying to launch a boat
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
It's an amazing black and white photograph? Nope ...it's a graphite pencil drawing
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man charged with robbing magazine salesman is looking at time, maybe even life
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Because the time is always right for a supremely cruel restaurant review: "It's a restaurant predicated on one idea: that a single really expensive ingredient will make your life better. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but it won't"
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Why wasn't Houston evacuated in the face of Hurricane Harvey? Well, back in 2005, almost as many people died in traffic accidents (100) fleeing Hurricane Rita vs those who stayed behind. So you're damned if you do, damned if you don't
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Turns out that having a best friend when you're a teenager could benefit you for life. Unfortunately for many us here, the study didn't include imaginary friends and Canadian supermodel girlfriends
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It's been 25 years since we first learned that some plumbers drive better than others and that turtles on the road are not your friend
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dancing in the wreckage of a burglarized home and criticizing the victim's fashion choices is no to go through life, officers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you had a bulbous body covered in purple skin, blue-ringed eyes, and a pig-like nose then you would spend most of your life underground too
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If Beavis existed in real-life, he would probably look like this guy
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Fri August 25, 2017
(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
CAT-4 hurricane about to swamp millions? Perfect time to pardon Sheriff Joe too
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The World's Longest Flight is coming. And you'll be crammed in one of those "seats," next to that thing with the visible halitosis, an emotional support lizard, and an unstoppable need to tell you every. single. detail. of their life
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Art Garfunkel comes out with new book: "As I entered Parsons Junior High where the tough kids were, Paul Simon became my one and only friend. We saw each other's uniqueness. We smoked our first cigarettes." Hey, anyone remember Art Garfunkel?"
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
What to Expect During an Ambulance Ride. I'm going to go with 'pain'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Like an invisible rabbit of destruction, Harvey hits Category 2, the first potential landfall hurricane in Texas since 2008 is making life dangerous. Stay safe, Farkers, and check in here. It's your Hurricane Harvey Discussion Thread, Day 2
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Decider)
 
 
 
Comedian Tig Notaro says Louis C.K. needs to 'take care of' his sexual misconduct rumors
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Roger Stone on impeaching Trump: "This is not 1974 [Stone worked in the White House then]. People will not stand for [impeachment]. Any politician who votes for it would be endangering their own life." Asshole tag is vacationing in Russia
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Pot Calls out President Kettle for being black
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump attacks James Clapper over recent criticism, hinting that Clapper may have once written a flattering letter to Trump. Remember, if you were ever nice to Trump at any time in history, TRUMP OWNS YOU FOR LIFE
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Halsey slams fan who was outraged at her Playboy shoot. Uncle Albert unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked, and in a stranger's condo is no way to go through life... Russillo. That's a Kanell move
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This Trump retweet is the type of thing that proudly reminds Americans how lucky we are to have such an emotionally secure and mature person as President of the United States
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Problem: Your beloved relative passed away, you've been asked to say something at the wake, but you really need a shot of liquid courage first. Solution: Serve booze AT the wake
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Wed August 23, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jerry Lewis scored in just about every branch of show business: nightclubs, radio, television, concerts, movies and records. It was only relatively late in life that he tried his hand at a Broadway musical. But because of his ego it did not go well
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
You know who else liked Golden Eagles?
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
His last request, to have 8 Philadelphia Eagles as pall bearers so the Eagles can let him down one last time
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Like a television anchor? Want to get on the news? You could try sending them child porn, if you're an idiot
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Facebook temporarily down, leaving thousands of users who can't portray a skewed version of their life in panic (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Back in February, firefighters rescued these piglets from a barn fire. It's now August, which means it's time for a barbecue
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Tue August 22, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Widow leaves $300,000 to her cats so they can live a life of luxury 'uncaged'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A handy guide that shows what percentage of your life the U.S. has been at war. If you're 15 or younger, it's 100%
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
With nothing better to do, a group of guys stand on a railroad track to film oncoming train. As a reward for his bravery, one 18-year-old gets a helicopter ride
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's is having an affair with his dying best friend's wife and acting as a father to their children. When the friend dies, he will divorce me and marry his mistress. Should I try to save the marriage or just let it go?"
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Mon August 21, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texting on a scooter; Mother Nature has a way to deal with that
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A judge is ambushed in Ohio, a terrorist killed in Spain, Two Scoops is going to discuss Afghanistan, isn't life a pain? It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell Eclipse Day discussion thread; starts at 8pm ET
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
33-year-old woman killed in 14-story fall, leaves three children 10, 12 and 16, and one six-month-old grandchild
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon's ex-wife speaks out: he's a liar and a hypocrite, stop worshiping him
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton claims she could have been like Princess Diana if it weren't for sex tape. Which is understandable because Diana's life was also ruined by one night in Paris
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons it must mean you're rich
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
The folks at Delish think you should be adding peanut butter to your burger. No, really. Look, they're serious, stop laughing. Fine, whatever, your loss
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
How a disgusting sex tape turned the Kardashians into a billion-dollar empire
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Predator" actor Sonny Landham gets to the chopper at age 76
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Fri August 18, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wanna know if you're talking to a creepy lowlife white nationalist? Ask 'em about Ruby Ridge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And because people have to double down on being reprehensible, Susan Bro, the mother of Heather Heyer, has been receiving death threats for speaking out
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Today's Ready for Fark headline: "Closest Approach Ever By a Large Asteroid Won't End Life on Earth, But Probably Should"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Economist has one outstanding cover this week
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liza Minnelli is preparing a comeback. Critics suggest calling new show "Liza With a Zzzzzzzzzzz"
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Thu August 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
A rare exception to the "the answer to a question posed in a headline is always 'no'" rule
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Your age can predict how much sex you should be having each week and over a year. Hmm... according to these calculations, subby must be around 110
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
19 things you can learn on a mushroom walk, including which ones are safe to eat, how to pull them out of the ground, and the meaning of life as told by a cosmic jungle penguin surrounded in a cloak of Aztec bats circling the lunar vortex of peace
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Remember that mysterious silver spaceship tank with Midwest plates that stalked the borough of Brooklyn last winter? Well it turns out to be owned by a wayward Brooklyn dad who likes space travel
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Retail is making a comeback, which is good news for all of you who've been laid off this year from Sears, Kmart, JCPenney, Macy's, RadioShack, Guess, Abercrombie & Fitch, The Limited, American Apparel, Gymboree, Payless ShoeSource, Bebe, Rue21, Cro
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Roman Polanski puts down his beer in an attempt to catch Bill Cosby's record
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mattis claims that U.S. Navy sailors are pussies on the front lines
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Tue August 15, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ah, the paradise of Iceland. Heath care is universal, gender equality is a given, and children are covered by extensive and progressive child protection laws. Except those that might have Down syndrome. They are aborted at a rate nearing 100%
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Anti-Nazi Twitter sleuths try to ruin wrong man's life
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher thinks Dave Grohl's professionalism has 'ruined it' for other musicians. In other news, anyone remember Liam Gallagher?
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Mon August 14, 2017
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Farker hng had his bike jacket stolen. Let's fix that
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Crocs may finally go away for good
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of "Eastwatch," in which Daenerys and Jon have a moment with Drogon, Cersei gets some rather troubling news, and Bran tries to issue a warning about Wight supremacists attacking, all of it setting up a fascinating endgame [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun August 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rare white moose captured on film. Meh, I prefer chocolate
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman's plan to sell her irritating husband on Facebook backfires spectacularly
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(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Is it dusty in here? Couple, inseparable in life, buried in one casket after dying 30 hours apart
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull turns out to be less unrealistic than previously thought
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's awesome in your life today?
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Do you want Spike Lee? Because that's how you get Spike Lee
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I fark exclusively via mobile. In recent weeks, notifications for links has gone up substantially. Sign of the times, or hypersensitivity?
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
It took less than an hour to write one minute of perfection. The life and legacy of the DuckTales theme, woo-hoo
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Those alligator pool floaties are quite life-like these days
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Thanks to Global Warming, an expedition is out to sail to the North Pole. Will look for underwater life, Santa's sunken workshop
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Day 2 of the Taylor Swift Ass-Grabbing Trial brings an investigation of the contents of the defendant's briefs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP voters 2008-2016: Obama hates the constitution and would appoint himself president for life if he could. GOP voters 2016+: If Trump wants to suspend the 2020 election, then that's A-OK with us because suck it, libs
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Priorities discussion: which would you rather have happen? Your favorite team winning the championship, or discovery of life (primitive or otherwise) on a Solar System moon?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The real key to a longer life? Being neurotic as hell. In other news, Woody Allen expected to live to 112
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau just sent his ambassador to North Korea in an attempt to figure out why things escalated to "fire and fury" without diplomacy (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I dated a woman whose son never knew his biological father; he thought of me as his dad. She died; he's in the care of his grandma, and we are all close. But my girlfriend is jealous of me treating him like my son. What do I do?"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Hooray, scientists discover potential new treatment for life-threatening blood clots. Fark: An Australian scientist milks Komodo dragons for venom. Bonus: Cute pic of scientist "bonding" with Komodo dragon, and scary pic of milking venom
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Tue August 08, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Want to win a Nobel Prize in Physics? Discover and prove the answer to any of these seven mysteries
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man finds newborn fawn. Does he A: Leave it alone? B: Call the local wildlife officials? or C: Take it to a bar? Difficulty: Not Florida
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(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
Jackie Stewart has the weirdest sense of déjà vu right now
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Mon August 07, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Cop ruins kid's life by helping him get a job
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sinéad O'Connor says she's suicidal and living in a motel in New Jersey. Nothing Compares 2 This
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Radio host blames deputies for ruining his life and career, for arresting him over such petty things as domestic assault and child abuse
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Of all the sins the Trump Administration is known to have or is suspected of committing, this, by far, may be the most egregious: Reviving the career of Pauly Shore
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You just beat cancer what're you going to do now? Fall to my death from a cliff after a night of celebrating
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Sun August 06, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
We know that housing in San Francisco is scarce, but do we really need to build new housing on top of a radioactive waste site?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
When do you become an adult?
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Sat August 05, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
'Old Ironsides' is once again afloat. This is not a repeat from 1812
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(Yahoo)