Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Liam Gallagher blasts U2, Coldplay, and their non-existent fans. The non-existent fans that have made both artists some of the top-selling musicians of all time  (gigwise.com)	(39)

Liam Gallagher says his new band will be "more musical" than Oasis. Well, it'd almost have to be  (contactmusic.com)

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(Some Guy)

The next obscure parliamentary procedure that the GOP says is sacrilege (despite having used it many times themselves) is... *spins wheel* ...the self-executing rule. Come on down, self-executing rule. You're next  (blog.american.com)

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		Thai protesters to spill blood on the steps of parliament. Fark: They'll be spilling their own blood. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the very definition of "doing it wrong"  (abc.net.au)	(67)
(Some Stupid Brithead)		Liam Gallagher says the reason he didn't acknowledge Noel when accepting the award for "Best Album Of 30 Years" for (What's The Story) Morning Glory...wait, THAT was the best album of 30 years? WHAT THE FARK, BRITAIN?  (digitalspy.co.uk)	(40)

You may have the blues if your woman is cold, but Sonny Boy Williamson's is Nine Below Zero  (youtube.com)

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		Senate Parliamentarian rules the House must first pass the Senate health care bill - and the president must sign it into law - before reconciliation fixes to it can be considered. It's dead, Jim  (corner.nationalreview.com)	(306)
		If Wendy O Williams were alive today she would smack everyone of those biatches for having a femm-hawk  (omg.yahoo.com)	(48)
(Some Guy)		Kenny Williams tells Ozzie shut the f**k up and stay off the web  (670-thescore.com)	(32)

The many toupees of William Shatner. I'm sorry I can't hear you over how awesome his rugs are  (cinematical.com)

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(Some Guy)

Instead of recruiting Danny Elfman, John Williams, or Hans Zimmer to score a new Miles Davis biopic, they tapped a real live jazz legend. Well played, Don Cheadle  (twentyfourbit.com)

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(Charleston Daily Mail)		Boy shoots dog (bad). Boy is sentenced to jail (good). Boy is allowed out for Hank Williams, Jr. concert because his girlfriend spent a lot of money on the tickets (wtf?)  (dailymail.com)	(207)
		Jon Stewart finally went on Chatroulette, and then he ran into Diane Sawyer, Keith Olbermann, Katie Couric and Brian Williams, who was not expecting to see him  (thedailyshow.com)	(216)

I saw a turtle? Maryland beats Duke at home, the same place they lost to William and Mary  (google.com)

(79)

Have you ever wondered what Tik Tok sounds like with a piano accompaniment sung by Brian Williams daughter? Well, wonder no longer  (youtube.com)

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		What do you get when you combine Robin Williams, Stewie Griffin, and a preprogrammed urge to find Sarah Connor?  (gizmodo.com)	(22)
		UNC's Roy Williams nearly passes out late in game against Wake Forest, presumably after realizing his team was actually going to win  (rivals.yahoo.com)	(26)

(Some L-O-L-A-Lola)

Ray Davies is rerecording classic Kinks songs with Bruce Springsteen, Lucinda Williams, and The Killers. And then somehow Bon Jovi found out and decided to join. That's enough, Bon Jovi  (spinner.com)

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Jayson Williams may become free agent in 3-5 years  (cnn.com)

(12)

		William Shatner set to star in pilot of "Shat my dad says"  (hollywoodreporter.com)	(31)
		Roger Daltrey wants Liam Gallagher to play with The Who at their Teenage Cancer Trust charity show. So, on top of having cancer and having to watch out for Pete Townshend, they have to listen to that d-bag? Haven't they been through enough?  (contactmusic.com)	(22)

When Oasis split, Liam obviously absorbed all of Noel's douchebaggery and is now douching twice as hard  (3news.co.nz)

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Happy 36th birthday to Robbie Williams, who had his one and only hit with Take That's "Want You Back"  (youtube.com)

(25)

Roy Williams compares UNC's season to Haiti catastrophe. Hilarity somehow fails to ensue  (rivals.yahoo.com)

(42)

(Hipster Puppies Tumblr)

Having ruined Williamsburg, bicycles, and sweatshirts, hipsters are now ruining puppies  (hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com)

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After Liam Gallagher getting injured by a fan and QotSA's Josh Homme resorting to cheap insults, Rammstein found an effective way to deal with fans jumping on stage : A flamethrower  (entertainment.timesonline.co.uk)

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(NME)

Liam Gallagher says that he will not call his new band Oasis, as it was a "shiat name." If the shoe fits, Liam. If the shoe fits  (nme.com)

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		While the media exploded over Gregg Williams' discussion of how he wants his defense to tackle hard, Colts player Raheem Brock put up an image mocking Hurricane Katrina on his Twitter page  (nola.com)	(57)
		No, Obama is not going to do any more British parliament-style open question forums for congressmen, because it makes too much sense and is too informative to the American public, and they're not ready for that  (huffingtonpost.com)	(88)

		Peyton Manning lays to rest rumors that Archie Manning and Ted Williams will be roommates  (content.usatoday.com)	(118)
		Serena Williams says she weighs in at 68kg (150lbs), Aussie journalist playfully suggests weighing her other thigh    (theaustralian.com.au)	(75)

The second to last night of the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien features Pee Wee Herman, a Kentucky Derby winner and Robin Williams. It's your next-to-last late night wrap-up thread  (tv.gawker.com)

(142)

Deadspin presents photos that suggest Venus Williams went commando. Submitter can't be certain, having stabbed his eyes out (maybe Not safe for work)  (deadspin.com)

(71)

		Serena Williams sets up eBay auction for Haiti with goal of $92,000 - a target equal the total fine for her profanity-laced outburst at a lineswoman during the U.S. Open  (google.com)	(27)
		Finally on DVD, from 1977, it's the film that should have been bigger than Star Wars, William Shatner's "Kingdom of the Spiders" (w/cheesetastic trailer)  (io9.com)	(57)

Haiti continues to be plagued by dela-OMG, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? PRINCE WILLIAM IS GOING BALD  (dailymail.co.uk)

(201)

"King of all Witches" announces plan to stand for election to British parliament. Expected to score highly amongst the "weighs as much as a duck" demographic  (telegraph.co.uk)

(36)

Brian Williams says Jon Stewart is good for news, since he and NBC Nightly News reporters are motivated not to do Romero-esque stories that would be lampooned on next day's "Daily Show"  (npr.org)

(33)

How Terry Gilliam weathered loss of Heath Ledger to finish 'Imaginarium'  (wired.com)

(35)

		It looks like Leona Lewis's careeer is hitting rock-bottom early; she's recording with Robbie Williams and Kings of Leon  (contactmusic.com)	(8)
		Police call a DUI foul on former NBA player Jayson Williams after his SUV leaves the travel lane and scores a slam dunk with a tree  (nypost.com)	(36)

		Jay-Z has offered to overproduce Robbie Williams' wedding    (contactmusic.com)	(12)
		I, Donald Williams, do solemnly swear that I will administer justice without respect to persons....under the Constitution and laws of the United States. So help me Merriam-Webster  (upi.com)	(193)
		Three British MPs claim they can't be prosecuted for fraudulent expense claims due to parliamentary privilege from 1689 Bill of Rights. England has a Bill of Rights?  (independent.co.uk)	(85)

		Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper's suspension of Parliament has apparently upset at least a few people. Canadian Farkers click to the right, the rest of you move along and stop coveting our Tim Hortons  (upi.com)	(100)
(666)		Tom Waits plays Satan in Terry Gilliam's new film, and boy is Tom's mother pissed  (telegraphjournal.canadaeast.com)	(46)

January 1st, 1953---Hank Williams catches his last case of Honky Tonk Blues  (youtube.com)

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Roy Williams blames himself for the Cowboys' offensive problems. Good, it's finally unanimous  (espn.go.com)

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Rough decade for Florida: Elian Gonzalez, Dale Earnhardt, Carolina Panthers cheerleaders, Ted Williams' head, Terri Schiavo, boars castrated on the radio, Debra Lafave, (Headline is too long; keep it under 250 characters or so)  (tampabay.com)

(55)

When Joel Schumacher got to recast Batman for "Batman Forever," his top four choices were Val Kilmer, Daniel Day-Lewis, Ralph Fiennes...and William Baldwin  (cinematical.com)

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		"American government changed last night. 'We are now functioning under a parliamentary form of government,' says Sen. Judd Gregg (R., N.H.)"  (corner.nationalreview.com)	(298)
		"Clash of the Titans" ordered to do some last minutes re-shoot to fix "some creaky parts". Presumably, all scenes involving Bubo or Liam Neeson  (contactmusic.com)	(74)

Refusing to go on a junket because you are wary of suprise buttsecks and suggesting an obese colleague has an endorsement deal from Burger King is all part of the fun in the New Zealand parliament  (blogs.news.com.au)

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Because "Old Dogs" did so well at the box office, Disney is greenlighting another Robin Williams buddy comedy. Well, maybe in an alternate universe  (contactmusic.com)

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Roy Williams: Major Douchebag. Not that one. The other one. No, not that one either. The other one  (rivals.yahoo.com)

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		Country might suck these days, but at least there's still hellbilly Hank Williams III around, who turns 37 today. Here's "Country Heroes" live  (youtube.com)	(59)
		Sarah Palin reads from William Shatner's autobiography on The Tonight Show. Awesomeness ensues  (youtube.com)	(329)

Greenpeace protestors stage illegal protest on Canada's Parliament Hill, so now Parliament has banned Greenpeace T-shirts. So there  (cnews.canoe.ca)

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If there was any doubt as to which list William C. Caldwell III of Georgia is on, it was eliminated when he dressed as an elf and told a mall Santa that he was carrying dynamite. With pic of what an elf probably doesn't look like  (news.yahoo.com)

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(Some Guy)

Rush Limbaugh gets owned by William Shatner? Wait, what?  (mediaite.com)

(243)

William Shatner says he is done trying to make peace with his Star Trek costars, will instead focus his efforts on bringing back Esperanto  (contactmusic.com)

(89)

The classic '60s show that never was to be: William Shatner and Adam West's "Alexander the Great" (w/ pilot)  (io9.com)

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(Some Gorn)		The script pages for William Shatner's cameo in Abrahms' Trek Reboot finally revealed. It's a shame they left this out  (trekmovie.com)	(59)
		Today would have been William F. Buckley's 84th birthday, so here's a primer for Republicans to get reacquainted with what the GOP was like before it was all about the family-values weasels who cruise for trade after dark  (article.nationalreview.com)	(149)