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238 headlines found matching 'Law'
Thu December 18, 2014
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Angry Lawsuit
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Drunk driver with crack pipe in car mows down five in Manhattan. Topless selfies on Facebook (not safe for work) won't help her case. She's going to need a lawyer.... Oh wait, she IS a lawyer
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Wed December 17, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
European privacy regulators catch Google breaking European privacy law, might just fine the company as much money as it makes while Googlers are watching Transformers: Age of Extinction. Which should give you an idea of how useful that will be
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Today's law enforcement shooting and killing of an unarmed mentally ill person who was asleep is brought to you by the Riverside County Sheriff's Department
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Tue December 16, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
DeBlasio: Selling untaxed cigarettes is a minor offense, so pay no mind to this huge racketeering lawsuit we're filing over selling untaxed cigarettes
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Mon December 15, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Drew be able to BREES past the Bears and keep the Saints playoff hopes ALIVE or can the BEARS wake up from hibernation and CLAW their way to victory? It's YOUR MNF thread starting at 8:30 eastern on ESPN
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: The Supreme Court ruled today that, contrary to popular belief, ignorance of the law is a perfectly good excuse -- as long as it's a cop who's claiming ignorance... wait, that's not good news at all
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
MillerCoors' Blue Moon Mountain Abbey Ale reviewed, proclaimed "a decent beer worth embracing if your entry-level-gourmet sister-in-law throws it your way"
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(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Cops watching protest against a new law in WA state requiring background checks for all gun sales or transfers manage not to shoot anyone
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Excuse me oldtimer, but did you know you don't have a current inspection sticker on your car? Prepare to be tazed, you violent scofflaw"
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Sun December 14, 2014
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Pot-dining in Colorado is currently illegal, but have hope: Foodies interested in marijuana dining insist the law eventually will change. "The drug pairs well with food and acceptance will grow once people stop associating pot dining with brownies"
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Sat December 13, 2014
(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
"I have determined the statistical law of the diatomic molecule in Planck's radiation field by means of a comical witticism"
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Fri December 12, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
What patents and obscenity laws have in common. Quite a lot, as it turns out
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(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
"I oppose loosening marijuana laws," says Oglala Sioux tribal Councilwoman Ellen Fills the Pipe
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Thu December 11, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A cunning plan not thought all the way through: Spain passes a law allowing Spanish news outlets to charge Google a service fee anytime their publications show up on Google News results. In response Google shuts down Google News in Spain
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
1. You want to go from city A to city B but there is a cheaper airfare from city A to C, with a stopover in B. 2. You book the second (cheaper) flight that has the layover of your intended destination and simply forgo the connection. 3. Profit 4. Lawsuit
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Wed December 10, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The law in its majestic equality allows the rich and poor alike to donate $327,000 to their favorite political parties
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(65)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
News: Prominent lawyer calls for a full pardon for Bush and the administration officials who authorized the torture program. Huh?: He's the head of the ACLU. Ahhh: because that way there at least would be an acknowledgement it was a crime
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(186)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
How one well intentioned law is turning the friendly skies into a petting zoo with the pigs and the peacocks and such
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(142)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Today's story on millennials demonstrating just how self-absorbed their precious snowflake upbringing has made them courtesy of Harvard, Columbia and Georgetown law schools
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(208)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Northern Ireland outlaws dating
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(38)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orange County Public Schools is getting its own police force. Law and Order: Recess. Dun Dun
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Tue December 09, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Normal person, when overcharged $4 for $50 of Chinese food: "that sucks." Harvard Business School professor and lawyer: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
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(247)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Columbia Law School students: No justice, no finals
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(74)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Boba Fett spinoff movie written by Lawrence Kasdan confirmed. The Empire will compensate him if it sucks
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Sun December 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Nigella Lawson wears pair of figure-hugging British-made dresses while promoting 'The Taste,' racks up attention, melts down dressmaker's website. "We are only a small company but when Nigella wears our dresses the world notices"
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Sat December 06, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 181, with two title fights. Hendricks vs Lawler II and Pettis vs Melendez. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, and the main card on PPV at 10 PM ET
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(293)
 
(Something Else Reviews)
 
 
 
Clothing company forced to explain the concept of a pun in response to latest lawsuit from the Eagles' humorless Don Henley
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(62)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Big lawsuit over DRM-enabled iPods may fail because plaintiffs never owned a DRM-enabled iPod
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Fri December 05, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone's UVA-fraternity-gang-rape "exposé" exposes the magazine and college administrators to nice fat libel lawsuits
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(336)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
One of Britain's oldest laws from 1267 to be repealed, still illegal to fark a swan on St. Swithins Day
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Thu December 04, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal law suit alleges that for-profit college in FL used tactics such as hiring strippers to lure students to sign up for classes. Treatment, that, clearly is supposed to be reserved only for top NCAA Division 1-A football and basketball prospects
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(36)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember when Mariah Carey could effortlessly sing multiple octaves, with breath control and flawless pitch? Well, here are her isolated, unedited vocals from her Rockefeller Center Christmas performance. Hold on to those old memories
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Wed December 03, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cleveland cops who fired 137 shots at two unarmed black civilians in 2012 have filed a federal lawsuit saying they are victims of racial discrimination. Yes, Subby checked to see if this story was from the Onion too
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(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
England finally relaxes strict wedding venue law for Goddesses. Temple expects rush
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(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
"Well, we did some estimates...calculated fuel costs, manpower, equipment upkeep...let's see, with this three year contract, it's gonna cost you $3 million to have us mow your lawn. Sound good?"
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Tue December 02, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Check out these pictures from 1989 of the mall where you bought the mower you used to cut the lawn you now tell those damn kids to get off of
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Mon December 01, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Turnpike bonds feature 2% return, 10% broker's fee, 3% lawyer's fee, and green cards
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(20)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And so it begins: Church of Satan to use Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby ruling to exempt its female followers from state "right-to-know" anti-abortion laws
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Sun November 30, 2014
(AOL)
 
 
 
Another Great American Tradition may land you in jail since tinkering with your car engine violates copyright laws. Move over, patent trolls
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(84)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Facing $330 million budget shortfall, Massachusetts lawmakers want to hold first emergency session in decades to raise state workers' pay before a Republican takes over as governor
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Wed November 26, 2014
(ThatComicGirl)
 
 
 
Looking for some reading material to get you through the holiday drive, trying in-laws? Bridget's got your best bets in this week's comic preview. (new release list in thread)
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(16)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you're going to write a law granting holiday time off for public employees, make certain you have someone review it for clarity, otherwise you'll have to give people time off for Festivus so they can air grievances and decorate the pole
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Mon November 24, 2014
(Vulture)
 
 
 
So you're making a documentary about Scientology...how many lawyers do you think you need to defend the inevitable lawsuits? HBO thinks 160
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just another day in court ... a judge on the bench, clients represented by attorneys, one lawyer dressed up as Thomas Jefferson
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(37)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
One of Bill Cosby's accusers is trying to get all his other alleged rape victims together in order to organize the biggest class-action lawsuit the world has ever seen
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Sun November 23, 2014
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Attorney for Sheriff Joe Arpaio working pro bono on Joe's lawsuit against Obama over immigration, but currently has case against him of inappropriately touching his children
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Sat November 22, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman goes on hunger strike until city repeals its law forbidding homeless from eating in a park. And, much like the city's homeless, no one has given her any attention
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Fri November 21, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Q: Is Florida state law making students feel less intelligent in school? A: Florida
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(33)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's lawyer calls the media firestorm "utter nonsense." Notice he does not say that about the rape allegations themselves, however
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Thu November 20, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
Most people would think a circuit court ruling, a district court ruling, and a state supreme court ruling all saying a law is unconstitutional to mean that law is unconstitutional. Governor Brownback isn't most people
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(115)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP lawmaker's cunning plan to block Obama's planned immigration changes by defunding the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services or even shutting down the whole government is what you might call "impossible" since the Agency is self-funded
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(67)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Former NSA chief lawyer: BlackBerry's super-tough encryption systems, which were the company's major selling points to corporate buyers, were also the reason the company imploded
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(43)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you get charged with aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, fleeing and eluding, reckless driving, grand theft and more after trying to run down an officer in the Kohl's parking lot
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(10)
 
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Town where Hot Fuzz was filmed descends into lawlessness. It's like The Purge
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Wed November 19, 2014
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro: The saddest thing in life is wasted talent - that, and my lawyers being jerks. Sorry about that
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(21)
 
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Top 10 bizarre U.S. drinking laws
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"His lawyers said Panetti maintains the delusion that Satan is orchestrating his execution by way of the state of Texas, in order to prevent him from preaching the gospel"
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro and Jennifer Lawrence will team up again for more sex, drugs, and rock n' roll
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(28)
 
(IFC)
 
 
 
JAWS fun fact #5: Spielberg nicknamed the shark "Bruce," after his lawyer, Bruce Ramer
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(47)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Elizabeth OBVIOUSLY isn't running for president because history teaches us that a first term senator and former law professor has absolutely no realistic shot at actually getting elected president
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican candidates, their support staff, and GOP-supporting PACs used fake Twitter accounts to raise funds and support their causes, a clear-cut violation of campaign laws
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(36)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to possession to nine pence of cannabis. Lawyer: "If I close my eyes and try to imagine nine hundredths of a gram it is a very difficult thing to fasten my mind on. I think it is a quantity that is barely capable of measurement"
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(Galveston Daily News)
 
 
 
Less than a month after 4 pit bulls break into a neighbor's yard and kill a 10-year-old beagle, a lawsuit has been filed... by the owner of the pit bulls
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Sat November 15, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Eight ways shows like "Law & Order: SVU" mess with your head and convince you there is way more crime in society than there ever was
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(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lawyers for the Turtles defeat Sirius XM in civil court again over illegal airplay of pre-1972 songs. Sue-happy together
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(28)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
National championship-winning sprinter not fast enough to outrun the long arm of the law after being accused of robbery and punching an employee at a Walmart
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(7)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Federal law enforcement agents fly small planes loaded with gear to spy on Americans' cell phone calls. Your crazy uncle's tinfoil hat is looking more comfortable by the minute
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(63)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Israel passes a reverse Citizen's United law to squash Sheldon Adelson
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(105)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, snowflake, you have to shave and get a trim to join the army, because we roll like that. Lawsuits don't help your cause
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(272)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Your mother-in-law was right: You are doing a lot of things wrong in the kitchen
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(44)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
This Thanksgiving when you're at your sister-in-law's home wondering just what in the hell is on your plate, be glad you're not eating stargazy pie or Eskimo ice cream
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(5)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence: "I will never get Twitter. The internet has scorned me"
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(152)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Watch out: the US government wants to pass new spying laws behind your back: Dangerous cybersecurity legislation would allow Google and Facebook to hand over even more of your information to the NSA and FBI
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(31)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Patent troll lawsuits are now so common that startups can buy insurance against them
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(33)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Former UNC football player to sue University for failing to "legitimately educate football players in exchange for their participation in athletics." Will begin proceedings as soon as he learns to spell 'lawyer'
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(95)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Off the record, should law enforcement be permitted to pose as reporters to obtain information from journalists' confidential sources?
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(87)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
The ACLU points out that Pennsylvania's new "STFU, Mumia" law might run afoul of a wee tiny legal technicality called the First Amendment
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(121)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Former Tigers pitcher Mickey Lolich, who had three complete game wins during the 1968 World Series, says any comparison to him and Madison Bumgarner "is not there". Also, get off his lawn
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(50)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Maryland Child Services: We don't care that what you just did with your kids is 100% legal within the law. We choose what the law should mean, we're CPS dammit
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(166)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How One Lawyer's Crusade Could Change Football Forever
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(36)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence really is made of sugar and spice and everything nice
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(45)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A great way to start your career in law enforcement is at a bar in Hoboken. Your very short career
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(11)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Three people shot in one week by toddlers armed with guns. Clearly, we need tough new laws to deal with the toddler threat
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When I published a book intending to get the facts out about when we killed Bin Laden, I never meant to share any facts about the mission when we killed Bin Laden, and my lawyers should have told me not to...so I am suing them
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(73)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dammit, Alabama passed Sharia law ban. Now where am I going to force people to worship Jesus or get crucified?
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(157)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
With all corporate fraud eliminated, feds are now applying Enron-inspired laws to fishermen, meaning you'll face 20 years in prison for throwing back an undersized fish
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(69)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While all eyes were on the high profile national races, the voters in AL voted to ban Sharia law, ME considered a ban on bear-baiting and AZ voters passed a "why the fark not?" law allowing terminally ill patients to use non-FDA approved drugs
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(70)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
There is not a law called 'adverse possession' that allows a person to enter a home at free will after not observing anyone going in or out of it for two days, despite what the homeless man tries to tell you
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(80)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
If you can't beat 'em, sue 'em. Washington Redskins suing 5 Native Americans who filed trademark petition against the team. Next logical step: use lawyers on the field to improve team's awful record
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(153)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama: Don't like me? Vote. Don't like the GOP? Vote. Don't want to see Mitch McConnell get more power? Vote. Got laid last night? Vote. Want Joe to wash your car on the front lawn without a shirt on? Vote
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(67)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Howard, it's Jutting, Rurik Jutting. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. There's a dead hooker in a suitcase on my balcony, and another one in the living room. I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy
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(115)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Brittany Maynard, the terminally ill woman who moved to Oregon to use the Death with Dignity Law, has ended her life
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(303)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Typically, when an inmate escapes from jail, prison officials immediately notify law enforcement. Typically. Some days, you just wait until the escapee has a seven hour head start
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(36)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
After passing an unenforceable law that can be easily and legally circumvented, Colorado Democrats are shocked to discover it is not being enforced and is being easily and legally circumvented
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(364)
 
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Apply for a government job, get denied said job for refusing drug test, win lawsuit
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(54)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
TLC says they won't pay Mama June for the just-wrapped final season of Honey Boo-Boo, but they will pay the kids. So unless the kids have an army of lawyers and court protection, she'll still get paid
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(74)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man rowing across Atlantic attacked by pirates of the Caribbean, claims he only managed to survive once the pirates were attacked and killed by Disney copyright lawyers
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(24)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
"Imma let you finish, but Kanye West in law school is the greatest parody Twitter account of all time"
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(29)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Remember the heart wrenching story about the terminally ill lady who was going to take advantage of Oregon's assisted suicide law after her husband's birthday? Well, she's not quite ready to get into the cart
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(127)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The House GOP lawsuit against Obama moves one step closer to reality as law firm quits
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(76)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Possibly just to show how few farks they give about what you think of them, The NRA- yes that NRA- successfully lobbies to kill a PA law that would have outlawed the ranching of puppies and kitties for human consumption
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(211)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Realizing that it's going to be difficult making ends meet on a $75 million inheritance, Melissa Rivers begins multi-million dollar malpractice lawsuit
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(76)
 
(NowGamer)
 
 
 
Manuel Noriega's lawsuit claiming Call of Duty unlawfully used his likeness thrown out of court after Activision successfully argues its character wasn't Noriega, just some guy whose face caught fire before it was put out with a golf shoe
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(43)
 
(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Canadian town stays teetotal for 100 years... only to find the Prohibition wasn't a real law
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(29)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Governor Scott Walker (R-etcon) is running an ad touting his support for the equal pay law he repealed two years ago
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Mon October 27, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Georgia Secretary of State: You didn't think the law required us to actually *process* all those new voter registrations you turned in, did you?
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Sun October 26, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Taking people's cash using asset forfeiture laws. New hotness: Taking people's bank accounts under asset forfeiture laws
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(52)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Church files lawsuit against Seattle marijuana store, apparently have something against a plant that God created and left growing free upon the Earth
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(107)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Frank Serpico calls out the lawlessness and corruption of the police. Sadly, this is not a repeat from 1971
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(91)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When your voter ID laws and closed DMVs don't disenfranchise enough people, just tell them they're breaking the law by asking for a driver's license
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(255)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember that urgent GOP lawsuit against Obama for creating a grave constitutional crisis? Yeah they never actually filed it
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ACLU of Delaware director Richard H. Morse claims first amendment right to flash headlights in a coded sequence must be upheld. Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only please
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(62)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more cities outlaw free food for the poor because it makes them dependent. 47% of Americans seen hemming and hawing in the corner
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(130)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Family of infant scalded by hot coffee at Denny's wins $500,000 lawsuit. Jackie Chiles impressed
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(218)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's example of "Why people hate lawyers": Birmingham man sues the police department for police brutality and receives a $460,000 settlement, of which he'll take home $1,000 while his lawyers will get $459,000
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(113)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Boomer Esiason named commissioner of Feline Football League, says no clawing or performance enhancing catnip incidents will slip by on his watch
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(12)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Moth → flame; mosquito→ bug zapper; toddler→ claw toy machine
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(52)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Law & Order: SVU will tackle the controversial topic of NFL players who beat their children and spouses
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(74)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
In an attempt to distance themselves from The West, Russia will outlaw McDonald's. Actually maybe they're on to something here
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jude Law now expecting fifth child from third different mother. Apparently if the acting thing doesn't work he can always try out for the NBA
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Sun October 19, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
NY's new gun laws decide that 34,500 gun owners are "too mentally ill to carry a gun." This number seems excessively high and fishy according to the guy who used to run New York City's involuntary hospitalization program
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Sat October 18, 2014
(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
Lawyer that double billed his firm faces $6 million in fines, loss of all property, and 340 years in prison. If he'd used a gun he'd be out in 10
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(37)
 
(The State Column)
 
 
 
If you can't compete in business, the next best thing is bribing lawmakers into making your competitor illegal
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(42)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Eric Frein manhunt is now changing laws to help police arrest more people
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(116)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules Texas can enforce ID law this election. Outrage over ruling in article to the left. More outrage over ruling in comments to right. Also, outrage, over outrage, over ruling in comments to right...OUTRAGE
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(207)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man lights pickup truck on fire, then drives into law office. Hey it's a start
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(35)
 
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Citizen pulls over police in unmarked car and lays down the law. No, seriously... stop laughing. Cop finally listens, too
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(25)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama appoints an Ebola Czar, choosing a highly-esteemed medical professional specializing in the containment of contagious diseases. Just kidding, he's a lawyer
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Thu October 16, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Cowboys running back Joseph Randle apologizes for shoplifting items worth $124.95, says his lawyer will be using the nickel back defense
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(24)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
FBI director warns that new encrypted phones from Apple and Google could make it much harder for law enforcement agencies to listen in on your phone calls and read your e-mail. That's a feature, not a bug, pal
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Wed October 15, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good News: Federal Judge blocks WI election law. Bad news: The one that prohibits coordination between candidates and outside money groups on TV ads
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(45)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Ebola killed the 'professional courtesy' culture of cover-up in nursing now that one of them is on the verge of dying. With any luck, cops and lawyers will soon follow
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Tue October 14, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to Texas: You can't has restrictive abortion law. Not yours
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(72)
 
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Inside every fat man is a thin man trying to claw their way out. Thin Zach Galifianakis finally clawed his way out
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(57)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Arizona man adds headstone for Barack Obama to his extensive Halloween display on his lawn: "I'm a Republican, I don't make no hiding of that"
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Mon October 13, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Megadeth lead singer Dave Mustaine says his mother-in-law is missing... But who's looking?
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Sun October 12, 2014
(Global Voices)
 
 
 
Having solved all other legislative problems, Russia considers outlawing tramp stamps. NTTAWWT
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(51)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
President Obama usurps land, lawlessly declares San Gabriel mountains a national monument
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(78)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Helicopter parents. New hotness: Lawnmower parents
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(106)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When Republican lawmakers in Arizona start talking about the merits of legalizing marijuana, you know the end of prohibition is just around the corner
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(130)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hey whippersnappers, take a look at what comedy was like in my day. And get the hell off my lawn
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(25)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're a prospective juror for a well-publicized trial, it's best not to start telling your friends and the media everything you learned. The lawyers hate that
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(44)
 
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
After three years, the Wisconsin Voter ID law finally catches the attention of the Supreme Court. Which promptly puts it on hold. Again
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(91)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Her lawyer says he'll seek compensation for injury to her feelings" - Oh Canada
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(65)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge rules Ferguson police violated U.S. Constitution but upheld Newton's First Law of Motion
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(153)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Delaware mother arrested after her 4 year-old brings 200 bags of heroin with her to daycare
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(38)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Man who prompted bestiality law after having sex with a chicken has returned to his fowl exploits
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(86)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Meet the non-profit law firm that's making religious freedom sexy again. So sexy I need to beat myself over the back with a leather belt for such impure thoughts about getting it on with my religion, freely and without restraint. Oh god
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(64)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Much like your stepsister's in-laws, ants have figured out how to infiltrate other colonies to steal food
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(24)
 
(Blue Hog Report)
 
 
 
News: Uproar after GOP voter suppression laws result in candidate being purged from Arkansas ballot. Fark: The candidate is a Republican. Obvious and Fail tags rejected after refusing to pay a poll tax
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(107)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Fifteen new laws that have taken effect this month in Fark's favorite state
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(74)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
"My hope with the lawsuit, is to require basic fairness before the seizure of homeless property. The tent that was taken was my home. At the end of the day, all we ask for is a basic level of respect from the city"
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Fri October 03, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Inexplicable front-runner in the Iowa senate race told Ron Paul's PAC in 2012 that she would support state legislation to "nullify ObamaCare and authorize state and local law enforcement to arrest federal officials attempting to implement {it}"
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(121)
 
(Life News)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court rules that it has yet to decide if the Texas abortion law is constitutional, but that the state can go ahead and permanently drive clinics out of business anyway
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(84)
 
(ACLU)
 
 
 
New Alabama law enacts a de facto 9 month waiting period for teens seeking abortions
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(218)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Totally ignoring the whole set of arguments contained within the Federalist Papers as well as established law in the Treaty of 1812, Scalia doubles down on theocracy as the preferred government model of our founding fathers
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Tue September 30, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Showing the fundamental flaw in homeschooling, clown-car spawn Jessa Duggar blames the Holocaust on the theory of evolution and the fossil record "proves" the Great Flood- and she knows, because she went to the Creation Museum and learned about it
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(186)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
NFL players' union exec sees problems placing a team in Europe. Apparently they can't find a country that has lenient enough laws concerning domestic violence
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(53)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC government upset that people are obeying the law
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(83)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In a lawsuit opening today, the former owner of AIG will argue that the federal government violated his rights by asking for too harsh terms when they lent him $182 billion to keep his company, and the U.S. economy, from collapsing
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Sun September 28, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
The world's toughest anti-smoking laws are about to be enacted by ... France? (Not safe for work images below article)
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(110)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man charged with carrying a concealed weapon months after man filed a federal lawsuit over his original arrest in the matter. City attorney swears that the charges were in no way retaliation for the lawsuit. Seriously guys, they are unrelated
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Fri September 26, 2014
(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
Eight state officials named in PA porn emails case. Lawyers are examining the George Costanza "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that"? defense
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia's strict new voting ID laws may prevent up to 100,000 eligible citizens from voting in November. "You can tell the motivations by who is working to solve this and trying to educate people and who is not"
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Thu September 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The best thing about having Kelly Ripa as your daughter-in-law is that sometimes she accidentally sends photos of her in her underwear to you instead of her husband
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(67)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
There are more people over 90 than at any time in the planet's history, and every single one wants you to cut your damn hair, turn down that noise you call music and get the hell off their lawn
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(37)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
University of Delaware student claims professor offered her an A for an F
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(68)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Putin foe Khodorkovsky 'ready to lead Russia'. Subby ready to ride his unicorn through Narnia on the way to his polygamous marriage to Kate Upton, Jennifer Lawrence, and Jessica Rabbit
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Wed September 24, 2014
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Supreme Court: Voter ID law is legal, vacate your previous decision Judge: Fark that, I answer to my oath not to you
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(190)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Law enforcement no longer needs a cell phone tower to listen in on your phone. They now have a briefcase that does all that
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(35)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thinking of taking off running across the White House lawn? The Secret Service has just added another hurdle
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(72)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
South Africa's pro-women, pro-gay mosque shut down four days after opening. Because nobody bothered to check local bylaws on parking
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(47)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tiny implants could give people a healing factor, perhaps even Adamantium claws
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(32)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Biggest tool in law school forces his study group to sign confidentiality agreement with $5000 penalty clause
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(114)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rick Perry uses the death of Joan Rivers to defend restrictive abortion laws in Texas. That's the joke
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(122)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You now need photo ID to buy hair dye in Europe as latest anti-terror laws kick in
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(114)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Remember when great cars were as important as the stars in the movies? Subby adjusts his belt onion, shoos the neighborhood kids away from his lawn, and remembers the glory days of Hollywood car culture
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(120)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - A Touch of Sin, 2013: Four lives are touched by corruption and violence in the lawless, Dickensian economy of China
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(4)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Kansas lawyer incompetently tries to convince Kansas Supreme Court that he is incompetent, succeeds anyway
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(22)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Vikings WR Jerome Simpson found to be in trouble with the law again, and the Vikings are waiting for all the facts to come out before makin...no, wait, they're actually releasing him immediately
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(34)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(Xfinity)
 
 
 
Better ingredients, better pizza, better weed legalization law according to Peyton Manning
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(28)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Artifacts Discovered Buried In Washington D.C. Suggest Humans Once Passed Laws There
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(15)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Little did Jay-Z know that someone with a keen ear would hear that he'd stolen a simple word from a song from the 1960s, and that act of theft would result in a lawsuit that could finally force rappers to stop plagiarizing and do their own work
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(111)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Damn kids with noisy bikes, get off my lawn
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(10)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Ever dream of owning Peter Fonda's Easy Rider motorcycle? Well now's your chance to park it on your lawn
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(55)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Polls show that most Americans want teachers to pass a "bar exam" -type qualification test before being allowed to teach. Teachers respond that if you start paying them like lawyers they will get right on that
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(265)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
A female grizzly bear in Alaska's Katmai National Park adopts an abandoned cub and raises him as if he was her own. Disney lawyers sue for copyright infringement
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(15)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Terrorism is really bad for everyone in Iraq. Well, everyone except the lawyers
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(5)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Need a Jennifer Lawrence fix you don't have to feel guilty about? Here's the new Hunger Games trailer
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(82)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama giving veterans preference in federal government hiring as required by law. Naturally, people have a problem with this
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(93)
 
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Canon printer hacked to play Doom in what is being called "the best method of proving a security flaw ever"
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(34)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
They send one of their dogs' poops to your lawn, you send one of yours to their doorstep. It's the L.A. way
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(9)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The guy picked to lead the NFL's "Independent Investigation™" is from the same law firm as the Ravens President. I wonder how they found him so quickly
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(79)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
"Night of the Living Dead" director George A. Romero unimpressed by today's zombies, number of kids on his lawn
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(79)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Corsicana Daily Sun)
 
 
 
A 2012 federal investigation found that cops planted meth on a woman in retaliation for her refusal of a judge's sexual advances and now she's been arrested again for meth for real. Woman's lawyer: WAIT A GOSH DARN MINUTE
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(67)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ray Rice's lawyer invents a new meaning for the word "hypothetically." Subby is hypothetically a millionaire cowboy astronaut playboy
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(110)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
GOP Lawmaker Vows to end early Sunday voting because "precincts will be dominated by African Americans" and he "would prefer more educated voters"
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(439)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The liquor laws in New Albany, Indiana, state that an establishment that sells liquor by the drink must also serve food. Here's how one bar complied, even though they don't want to cook
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(112)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
"At first, we thought our wedding cake had broken in two when it was being brought to the reception. But then we realised one of the two pieces was missing and the other was covered in claw marks and dog hair" (pics)
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(69)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(The Street)
 
 
 
If you're still living in your parent's basement, you should know that they're secretly thinking about dumping your stuff on the front lawn and changing the locks
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(89)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois law says you can't sell alcohol within 100 feet of a church unless you have close ties to the governor and you've contributed tons of cash to his campaign. Sorry, them's the rules
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(83)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - Town Without Pity, 1961 - Kirk Douglas stars as a military defense lawyer torn between defending his clients and doing the right thing. It gets worse from there
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(6)
 
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
"If you were to drive by Apple's headquarters on Infinite Loop right now you'd probably see the building on fire, engineers getting drunk on the lawn, and a goat at the reception desk, idly chewing on some resumes"
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(34)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Look, maybe we can work something out. You let me go and I'll mow your lawn. Sound good?"
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(46)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
[SPIFFY] Cheerleaders settle lawsuit with Oakland Raiders, win new contract tripling their wages. [SAD] They now make minimum wage
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(31)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Woman accused of pulling gun on children. And that's how you keep your lawn clear
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(57)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Note to the NYPD: if you are going to rough up and arrest a woman for "loitering" while her kids are inside a restaurant using the bathroom; make sure she's not a prominent human rights lawyer and former NYC public advocate first
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(216)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
You have to show up and get in line 3 hours before AL's DMV branches open to have any hope of getting a driver's license before they close for the day, 12 hours later. That the state recently passed a "voter ID" law is, I'm sure, total coincidence
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(135)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The 10 most inhumane laws passed by Republicans as they "have resolved to 'rally the base' by doubling down on their insanity, especially in the Deep South and Texas"
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(67)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
McKayla Maroney's lawyers not impressed that celebrity hackers posted nude photos of their client taken when underage. Hackers told to have a seat over there
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(84)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In a real Minnehaha moment, a South Dakota man--while in court to answer for failure to complete his anger management class--attacks his female lawyer
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(38)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
"Meet the gubernatorial candidates for Massachusetts" Hmm, lawyer, lawyer, venture capitalist, venture capitalist, healthcare guru, healthcare exec, pastor, nut
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(25)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite Indiana's reputation as a backward state, lawyers must wear socks in the courtroom
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trial is set in US court over the DOJ lawsuit seeking to strike down TX's voter suppressi-excuse me, voter ID law. Bad news for the defense: the trial is before US District Court Judge Nelva Gonzales Ramos
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(111)
 
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
DMV forces boy who considers himself gender non-conforming to remove make-up for picture. You better believe that's a lawsuit
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(434)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Shame on you if you've been looking at the hacked nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and several other female celebrities. HAVE YOU NO DECENCY? I mean, Buzzfeed is calling you out on this
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(1108)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The violence of summer continues unabated in Chiraq, with twenty wounded in shootings and two dead from gunshots. Clearly, the only solution is even tougher gun control laws--and bigger prison sentences
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Fri August 29, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's campaign manager resigns to spend more time with his lawyer
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(51)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Porn shoots in L.A. dropped from 5,000 just three years ago to 40 thanks to a stupid mandatory condom law, impacting 10-12,000 jobs in the process
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Thu August 28, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man who accused Bryan Singer of molesting him drops his lawsuit after realizing no lawyer would take his case
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A bane on the economy and social injustice for low-income people
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(103)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The UN would like to outlaw any robots in the T, ED or HAL series
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Federal lawsuit claims zoning codes are discriminatory if applied to religious groups. Subby plans to open faith-based oil refinery in upscale residential neighborhood
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Top IRS ethics lawyer facing possible disbarment for lying and stealing client funds. I've got the tag for that right here
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Tue August 26, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Get out your checkbooks. We're paying John Boehner's lawyer $350,000 to fake-sue President Obama
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Mon August 25, 2014
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Lawyer: "You know that $625k the defendant donated to you 5 years ago? Yeah... I'm going to need that back plus some interest"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR may be directly responsible for road rage against bicyclers who won't stay in the bike lane and follow traffic laws
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Sun August 24, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
India blocks Gandhi film due to "law and order situation that might result," meaning it'll run 37 hours a day on 8 channels. UGH
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Sat August 23, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
State of Oregon files racketeering lawsuit against Gambino Family because of construction kickbacks...check that...against Oracle for faked software bills
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(43)
 
(Newsvine)
 
 
 
Woman caught on camera stealing a newly laid lawn. What a crazy old sod
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Fri August 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attorney from the law firm of Romero, Romero, and Romero fears his triple-murderer client's horns and '666' tattoo might work against him in court
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
News: Satanists avoid lawsuit by handing over Catholic holy relic they planned to use in a Black Mass. Fark: It was one of those styrofoam communion wafers
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(188)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Show the interest rate and fees on our credit card on your card comparison web site? Well, of course that's a violation of our trademark and a lawsuit
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Thu August 21, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Judge rules Shakira hit song Loca 'broke copyright laws,' is still pretty darn hip
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
The drug laws in Holland are nearly as hard to swallow as patatje oorlog
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
City of LA to pay $25 million to its sanitation workers to settle a lawsuit filed after the city banned them from taking naps during work hours
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(65)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Death notice: In Delaware your social media accounts now go to your crazy uncle
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