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283 headlines found matching 'Law'
Mon September 22, 2014
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Biggest tool in law school forces his study group to sign confidentiality agreement with $5000 penalty clause
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(111)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rick Perry uses the death of Joan Rivers to defend restrictive abortion laws in Texas. That's the joke
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(120)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You now need photo ID to buy hair dye in Europe as latest anti-terror laws kick in
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(114)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Remember when great cars were as important as the stars in the movies? Subby adjusts his belt onion, shoos the neighborhood kids away from his lawn, and remembers the glory days of Hollywood car culture
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(120)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - A Touch of Sin, 2013: Four lives are touched by corruption and violence in the lawless, Dickensian economy of China
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(4)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Kansas lawyer incompetently tries to convince Kansas Supreme Court that he is incompetent, succeeds anyway
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(22)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Vikings WR Jerome Simpson found to be in trouble with the law again, and the Vikings are waiting for all the facts to come out before makin...no, wait, they're actually releasing him immediately
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(34)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(Xfinity)
 
 
 
Better ingredients, better pizza, better weed legalization law according to Peyton Manning
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(28)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Artifacts Discovered Buried In Washington D.C. Suggest Humans Once Passed Laws There
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(15)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Little did Jay-Z know that someone with a keen ear would hear that he'd stolen a simple word from a song from the 1960s, and that act of theft would result in a lawsuit that could finally force rappers to stop plagiarizing and do their own work
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(111)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Damn kids with noisy bikes, get off my lawn
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(10)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Ever dream of owning Peter Fonda's Easy Rider motorcycle? Well now's your chance to park it on your lawn
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(55)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Polls show that most Americans want teachers to pass a "bar exam" -type qualification test before being allowed to teach. Teachers respond that if you start paying them like lawyers they will get right on that
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(265)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
A female grizzly bear in Alaska's Katmai National Park adopts an abandoned cub and raises him as if he was her own. Disney lawyers sue for copyright infringement
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(15)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Terrorism is really bad for everyone in Iraq. Well, everyone except the lawyers
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(5)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Need a Jennifer Lawrence fix you don't have to feel guilty about? Here's the new Hunger Games trailer
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(82)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama giving veterans preference in federal government hiring as required by law. Naturally, people have a problem with this
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(93)
 
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Canon printer hacked to play Doom in what is being called "the best method of proving a security flaw ever"
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(34)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
They send one of their dogs' poops to your lawn, you send one of yours to their doorstep. It's the L.A. way
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(9)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The guy picked to lead the NFL's "Independent Investigation™" is from the same law firm as the Ravens President. I wonder how they found him so quickly
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(79)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
"Night of the Living Dead" director George A. Romero unimpressed by today's zombies, number of kids on his lawn
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Wed September 10, 2014
(Corsicana Daily Sun)
 
 
 
A 2012 federal investigation found that cops planted meth on a woman in retaliation for her refusal of a judge's sexual advances and now she's been arrested again for meth for real. Woman's lawyer: WAIT A GOSH DARN MINUTE
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(67)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ray Rice's lawyer invents a new meaning for the word "hypothetically." Subby is hypothetically a millionaire cowboy astronaut playboy
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(110)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
GOP Lawmaker Vows to end early Sunday voting because "precincts will be dominated by African Americans" and he "would prefer more educated voters"
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(439)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The liquor laws in New Albany, Indiana, state that an establishment that sells liquor by the drink must also serve food. Here's how one bar complied, even though they don't want to cook
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(112)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
"At first, we thought our wedding cake had broken in two when it was being brought to the reception. But then we realised one of the two pieces was missing and the other was covered in claw marks and dog hair" (pics)
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Sat September 06, 2014
(The Street)
 
 
 
If you're still living in your parent's basement, you should know that they're secretly thinking about dumping your stuff on the front lawn and changing the locks
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(89)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois law says you can't sell alcohol within 100 feet of a church unless you have close ties to the governor and you've contributed tons of cash to his campaign. Sorry, them's the rules
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(83)
 
(YouTube)
 
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Saturday Cinema - Town Without Pity, 1961 - Kirk Douglas stars as a military defense lawyer torn between defending his clients and doing the right thing. It gets worse from there
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(6)
 
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
"If you were to drive by Apple's headquarters on Infinite Loop right now you'd probably see the building on fire, engineers getting drunk on the lawn, and a goat at the reception desk, idly chewing on some resumes"
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(34)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Look, maybe we can work something out. You let me go and I'll mow your lawn. Sound good?"
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Fri September 05, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
[SPIFFY] Cheerleaders settle lawsuit with Oakland Raiders, win new contract tripling their wages. [SAD] They now make minimum wage
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(31)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Woman accused of pulling gun on children. And that's how you keep your lawn clear
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Thu September 04, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Note to the NYPD: if you are going to rough up and arrest a woman for "loitering" while her kids are inside a restaurant using the bathroom; make sure she's not a prominent human rights lawyer and former NYC public advocate first
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(218)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
You have to show up and get in line 3 hours before AL's DMV branches open to have any hope of getting a driver's license before they close for the day, 12 hours later. That the state recently passed a "voter ID" law is, I'm sure, total coincidence
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(135)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The 10 most inhumane laws passed by Republicans as they "have resolved to 'rally the base' by doubling down on their insanity, especially in the Deep South and Texas"
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
McKayla Maroney's lawyers not impressed that celebrity hackers posted nude photos of their client taken when underage. Hackers told to have a seat over there
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Wed September 03, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In a real Minnehaha moment, a South Dakota man--while in court to answer for failure to complete his anger management class--attacks his female lawyer
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(38)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
"Meet the gubernatorial candidates for Massachusetts" Hmm, lawyer, lawyer, venture capitalist, venture capitalist, healthcare guru, healthcare exec, pastor, nut
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(25)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite Indiana's reputation as a backward state, lawyers must wear socks in the courtroom
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trial is set in US court over the DOJ lawsuit seeking to strike down TX's voter suppressi-excuse me, voter ID law. Bad news for the defense: the trial is before US District Court Judge Nelva Gonzales Ramos
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(111)
 
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
DMV forces boy who considers himself gender non-conforming to remove make-up for picture. You better believe that's a lawsuit
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Mon September 01, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Shame on you if you've been looking at the hacked nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and several other female celebrities. HAVE YOU NO DECENCY? I mean, Buzzfeed is calling you out on this
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Sun August 31, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The violence of summer continues unabated in Chiraq, with twenty wounded in shootings and two dead from gunshots. Clearly, the only solution is even tougher gun control laws--and bigger prison sentences
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Fri August 29, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's campaign manager resigns to spend more time with his lawyer
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(51)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Porn shoots in L.A. dropped from 5,000 just three years ago to 40 thanks to a stupid mandatory condom law, impacting 10-12,000 jobs in the process
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Thu August 28, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man who accused Bryan Singer of molesting him drops his lawsuit after realizing no lawyer would take his case
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A bane on the economy and social injustice for low-income people
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(103)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The UN would like to outlaw any robots in the T, ED or HAL series
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(65)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Federal lawsuit claims zoning codes are discriminatory if applied to religious groups. Subby plans to open faith-based oil refinery in upscale residential neighborhood
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(101)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Top IRS ethics lawyer facing possible disbarment for lying and stealing client funds. I've got the tag for that right here
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(47)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Get out your checkbooks. We're paying John Boehner's lawyer $350,000 to fake-sue President Obama
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(71)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Lawyer: "You know that $625k the defendant donated to you 5 years ago? Yeah... I'm going to need that back plus some interest"
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(48)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR may be directly responsible for road rage against bicyclers who won't stay in the bike lane and follow traffic laws
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(359)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
India blocks Gandhi film due to "law and order situation that might result," meaning it'll run 37 hours a day on 8 channels. UGH
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(37)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
State of Oregon files racketeering lawsuit against Gambino Family because of construction kickbacks...check that...against Oracle for faked software bills
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(43)
 
(Newsvine)
 
 
 
Woman caught on camera stealing a newly laid lawn. What a crazy old sod
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(41)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attorney from the law firm of Romero, Romero, and Romero fears his triple-murderer client's horns and '666' tattoo might work against him in court
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(70)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
News: Satanists avoid lawsuit by handing over Catholic holy relic they planned to use in a Black Mass. Fark: It was one of those styrofoam communion wafers
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(188)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Show the interest rate and fees on our credit card on your card comparison web site? Well, of course that's a violation of our trademark and a lawsuit
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(25)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Judge rules Shakira hit song Loca 'broke copyright laws,' is still pretty darn hip
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(66)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
The drug laws in Holland are nearly as hard to swallow as patatje oorlog
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(69)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
City of LA to pay $25 million to its sanitation workers to settle a lawsuit filed after the city banned them from taking naps during work hours
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(65)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Death notice: In Delaware your social media accounts now go to your crazy uncle
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(20)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Reason number 6 to have an organized desk. Mayor now seeks to repeal law against saggy pants he accidentally signed rather than vetoing
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(65)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
"In any case, neither the employee nor the store owner called law enforcement-something that would surely happen if Brown committed a "strong-arm robbery."- Video that may show Michael Brown paid for the Cigarillos
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(349)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Drunk driving activists say changing DUI laws to the point that you can't drive after having a single beer with supper makes for safer roads, fewer drunk driving crashes
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(215)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Right wingnut calls Perry indictment an "example of the criminalization of party differences." That's noted right wingnut, legendary defense attorney, and Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz
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(195)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Step 1) Pass law allowing people to carry guns anywhere Step 2) ??? Step 3) Have a handgun misfire on a busy street, killing one
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(373)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It turns out that imposing your insane copyright laws on the entire planet might not be such a walk in the park after all
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(210)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Colombian lawyer sues FIFA for €1bn over poor World Cup refereeing
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(8)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Are Coldplay's Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence dating? *sarcastic thumbs up, nods head, mouths "oh yeah, right"*
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
House for sale; New Hampshire compound of a tax-evading couple convicted of amassing an arsenal of weapons and holding federal law enforcement officials at bay for months, weapons not included, property may be booby trapped
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Impossible' asteroid hurtling towards Earth is defying the laws of physics - and experts don't yet know how to stop it. It could be an Alien test to see if we survive, or it could be the Daily Fail
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(80)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Its August, time for the annual "Is Moore's Law going to run into the laws of physics" article. All the usual suspects are mentioned, but subby is going to stick with Gordon Moore and his 49 year winning streak
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(65)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 24th brithday to Jennifer Lawrence, who graduated 2 years early from high school with a 3.9 GPA, has acted in 18 films, won 4 Critics' Choice Movie Awards, 2 SAG Awards, a Golden Globe, a BAFTA Award and an Oscar, and looks good blue and naked
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(103)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Rubbing one out while intoxicated on a neighbor's lawn chair is no way to go through life young lady
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(94)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Market Basket board decides to go ahead and ignore First Amendment rights since they're already ignoring labor laws anyway
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(82)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Massachusetts is the latest state to sign a new gun control law. And before you say "well the GOP will repeal it", the likely GOP gubernatorial candidate endorsed the bill yesterday
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(49)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Police say the woman "hiked up her dress and engaged in an intimate act with several lawn chairs"
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(80)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Dear California residents: Don't wash your car, water your lawn, or question why the four largest bottled water companies continue to ship your water out of state
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Evidence shows that libertarianism is flawed in practice. But it's still perfect in theory, so it has that going for it. Which is nice
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(148)
 
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Not News: Chris McDaniel claims voter fraud tainted the Mississippi GOP Primary. News: He provides names of fraudulent voters. Fark: One of them was his own lawyer
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(70)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Federal judge spends night in jail after alleged domestic dispute, immediately becomes most popular jailhouse lawyer of all time
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(18)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
20 years ago, Jacob's Law created national sex offender registries. Today, Jacob's mother would like you to know that these registry laws may be doing more harm than good
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(73)
 
(Waco Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas sheriff says he wants to form a "posse" of unpaid volunteers to help law enforcement and residents in the community. What could possibly go wrong?
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(78)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Camera licking marmot is an actual thing and not just an insult about your mother in law
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(22)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
"Law abiding" single mother with a concealed carry permit faces 11 years for not knowing that different states have different gun laws
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(394)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some three letter agency tries to remove parts of public court transcript in a lawsuit over deleting evidence. Obvious tag looks incredulously at Asinine tag after it tries to redact itself from public view
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(21)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First tropical storm in 22 years makes landfall on Hawaii. Damage to plastic lawn chairs estimated in tenths of cents
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(36)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Big companies invoke the protections of international law when it suits them, yet they aggressively resist efforts to impose accountability across borders
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
British leader: "We are never going to win the war on drugs" and the UK's laws against marijuana are "utterly senseless"
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(35)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate gets outraged that anyone wanting to become a lawyer and pass the bar exam have to disclose if they have ever had a mental illness, failing to realize anyone who wants to become a lawyer already has a mental illness
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(111)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
News: AZ Secretary of State says that under state law, the name of a state senator who dropped dead while riding his horse over the weekend must stay on the ballot Fark: He was running unopposed
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(60)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Wisconsin State Fair attempts to enlarge scope of fair food, unveils chicken and waffle cone composed of Cajun fried chicken, bleu cheese coleslaw, beer-candied bacon, homemade rosemary cornmeal waffle cone, and maple syrup
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(56)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Thanks to social media, those damn kids aren't even on our lawns anymore
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(16)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Kid Rock says that he doesn't even farking know the farking people on either farking side of the farking Insane Clown Posse lawsuit, and he most certainly does not farking have their glass farking dildo
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(40)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Watch that tongue dude. Man charged with violating 'French Kiss' law
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(28)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Man who accused Bryan Singer and several other men in Hollywood of sexual abuse gets served with a malicious prosecution lawsuit while using the bathroom at a casino. You can't evade process servers forever
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(45)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas Secretary of State doesn't think "churches" disagree with voter ID laws. Some "people" disagree
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(83)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
European gardeners forced to buy collision insurance before they are allowed to use ride-on lawnmowers on their own property
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(38)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
American cities increasingly paying residents to get rid of water-hungry lawns and replace grass with drought-tolerant plants, rocks and pebbles
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(66)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here are a list of states that will allow one to practice law without a law degree
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(46)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Local news station runs story based on cell phone video claiming mom left kids in hot car to get her hair cut. The same video shows the mom begging strangers for help after locking her keys in the car. You'd better believe that's a lawsuit
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(123)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Florence Henderson wants to guest star on Law & Order: SVU. Maybe we'll finally learn what happened to Alice
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(36)
 
(Just Jared)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence breaks up with her boyfriend. Calm down, you still have no chance
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(67)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wisconsin court upholds voter ID law, citing only a single case of voter fraud...by a Scott Walker supporter
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(117)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Richard Belzer's brother jumps to his death from his Manhattan highrise. In other news, Law & Order: SVU has a Munch plotline for next season, though it will be part of some major conspiracy tied to the JFK assassination
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(59)
 
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
MTV showed a dead body on TV. Lawsuit ensues
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(36)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Live coverage of the lawn bowling finals at the Glasgow Commonwealth Games. Because Fark never has enough grass curling news
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(6)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 1999 Rep. Tony Schnell (R-OH) proposed a bill that caused the American people to rise up and protest and spurred Congress to pass laws against his proposal. Only problem was, neither Rep. Schnell nor his $0.05 tax on email ever actually existed
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(60)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when a tornado rips through your place and dumps all the stuff you stole from your neighbors onto your front lawn where they can see it
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(45)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Congress shall pass no laws that Real Americans don't like
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(100)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lawn chemicals can stay in the human body for decades. At least when you die you'll have a lush, weed free grave site
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(54)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
University of Delaware announces mandatory threesomes for incoming freshman class. University of Delaware trifecta now in play
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(46)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hey ladies--have you ever used a bathroom at the University of Delaware? Congratulations on your film debut
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(56)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Satanic Temple plans to use Hobby Lobby decision to exempt women from anti-abortion laws. Hail Satan?
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(221)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
In case you haven't noticed, and judging from this morning's commute, you have, gas has dropped nine cents in the past week and is threatening to actually start following the law of supply and demand
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(172)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
You can sleep well at night knowing that the city council of Burlington, Vermont is still empowered to censor stereopticons (and more strange-law goodness besides)
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(20)
 
(East Boston Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Boston taxi driver refuses to break traffic laws
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(36)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Coming soon to your dim in-laws' facebook walls-- this totally not fake video of a homeless arm-wrestling contest. You'll never believe what completely unscripted and not artificially viral thing happens next
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(22)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Law firm files class action lawsuit against WWE for making false claims. Proclaims that WWE has been neither sports nor entertaining since CM Punk left
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Millennial outdoes granny nanny by renting AirBNB condo for 44 days, never paying his bills, and never leaving while claiming protection under California rental laws. He's scamming Kickstarter, and looks like his greenlights were repeats too
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(155)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 12, Robbie Lawler vs Matt Brown. Early prelims at 4:15 PM ET on Fight Pass, televised prelims at 6 PM ET and main card at 8 PM ET, both on your local Fox affiliate
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(263)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In a day ending in 'y', Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-etard) says something incredibly stupid, claiming that homosexuals want to "do away with statutory rape laws so that adults will be able to freely prey on little children sexually"
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(175)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Acting unilaterally without the explicit approval of Congress, President Obama lawlessly issues Communist edict capping tax for individuals who lack health insurance
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(71)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nearly inevitable next Congressman for GA's 10th district in response to a mass shooting: ""It is my belief that any weapon that our government and law enforcement possesses ought to be allowed for individuals to possess in this country"
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(271)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Obama administration has prosecuted 25% fewer federal gun law violations than the Bush Administration. Because this article ran in the Washington Times, that data just proves how much he hates the 2nd Amendment and wants to take your guns away
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(111)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Stephen King calls on conservatives to treat immigrant children with decency and respect. Angry Tea Party demands to know why he won't let them sleep on his lawn if he cares so much. Truly a horror story
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(251)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Limerick/ Who stepped out back with an exposed dick/ He looked at two girls in a pool/ Which they thought was not cool/ And now a new lawyer he must pick
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(76)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Pro Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
Another day, another Donald Sterling lawsuit
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(17)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
How Obama can still save Obamacare, by being the dictator that he is and creating a workaround of the law
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(59)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Headlines that Cure Hunger: "Kid Rock subpoenaed to produce glass sex toy in Insane Clown Posse lawsuit"
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(36)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
When trying to flee from police it would probably be smart to avoid the Law Enforcement Training Academy instead of driving right in to it like this idiot
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In much the same way that only Hannibal Lecter could help Clarice Starling, only Congress can fix Obamacare's flaws
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(102)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
High school track coach and daughter-in-law of Nike founder allegedly just did it with a male student
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The law says I can breastfeed my baby in public." "Um, but that's a cat." With picture of what a cat anticipating a feeding might look like
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal judge throws out US Senator's Obamacare lawsuit, noting that he can't prove he's been hurt by getting help to pay for health insurance and that just believing a law is illegal doesn't make it so
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(71)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Robbers hit illegal poker ring run by lawyer and her husband out of the same building as her law office...I don't know who to root for here
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(27)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Lawyer claims it's impossible to get revenge porn off the internet
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(105)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Obamacare failure continues to grow as a new study by the New England Journal of Medicine finds that 20 million people are now benefiting from the law
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(126)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT research develops a new sponge that uses solar energy to convert water into steam. Researchers considering calling it a Useless Brother-in-Law, which also lays around and does nothing but convert energy into gas all day
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(19)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
KY man headed back to prison for fatal stabbing after state Supreme Court rules that "stand your ground" law doesn't apply if the ground you are standing is a strip club parking lot you voluntarily walked out into to start a fight
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(65)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Democrat calls for drunk-driving laws to apply to everybody except members of his staff
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(77)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Market Basket workers fired for trying to stage coup to counter coup that ousted CEO. Lawmakers are now joining in with the workers by boycotting the supermarket
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(58)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
How many civil engineers does it take to redesign a 19th Century wooden footbridge to comply with 21st Century laws?
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(42)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
A homeowner tired of pranksters driving on to his lawn decides to lay a trap consisting of a board with nails hammered through it buried along the street and painted black to make it harder to see. And of course someone has a problem with this
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(143)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
New law says employers must provide "roly-poly" employees with reinforced office chairs, priority parking (link currently has some not safe for work photos promoting other stories)
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(170)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Network World)
 
 
 
Now this is a perk, CEO-style: Sprint gave Dan Hesse $227,000 just to pay lawyers to negotiate his $49-million contract
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California city ready to fine residents for having brown lawns during one of the worst droughts in the state's history
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(112)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
How to troll 2 amendments with 1 bill in style: outlaw firearm brand logos on children's clothes
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(130)
 
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
105-year old woman to throw out first pitch at Padres game, then order them all off her lawn
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(12)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're just talking to friends on your front lawn, when out of nowhere a car lands on you?
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP releases audio it claims will prove an Obama cabinet member broke the law. Surely, this is Obama's Immigrant Katrina Benghazi Bergdahl Arugula Gate, right?
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(162)
 
(Monroe News)
 
 
 
Sovereign citizen points out that his name should not be in all capital letters on legal documents, his name is a dead entity, and he is not bound by the laws of the state. It went about how you'd expect
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(234)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man informs County Commission of little known Florida law that allows him to shoot each of them if they sell his home. Promptly learns of revised statute about threatening public servants
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(63)
 
(MPR News)
 
 
 
What happens if you don't pay your garbage bill? You get a refund...on your lawn
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(58)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Mass Christian college to Obama Administration: We want an exemption from your proposed law so we can discriminate against hiring gays and lesbians. New England Association of School and College: So, about that accreditation of yours
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(254)
 
(National Parks Traveler)
 
 
 
GOP candidate for Wyoming governorship plans to open Yellowstone National Park to grazing and mining, arrest federal land-management officials for impersonating law enforcement officers. Sounds reasonable
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(210)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The administration has lawlessly rewritten Obamacare rules so that insurance companies are being bribed not to raise rates too much
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(39)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Massachusetts gun law changes include not a single change to the gun law
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(34)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, Millennials-- Your Social Security dollars will ensure Baby Boomers can have a retirement. Now get off my lawn and get to work
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(238)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Israel's attacks in Gaza are legal and follow all requirements under International Law says...A) Israel's Prime Minister, B) Israel's military, or C) the Palestinian envoy to the UN Human Rights Council
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(427)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(ACLU)
 
 
 
Latest cybersecurity bill: poses serious threats to our privacy...yep. Gives the government extraordinary powers to silence potential whistleblowers,... oh hell yeah. Exempts from transparency laws..... stop, drop and roll baby, it's in there
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(73)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
In a surprise move that no one could have possibly predicted, small businesses in Seattle are cutting work hours and services in response to the new $15/hr minimum wage law
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(419)
 
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
By law, super PACs have to disclose their donors. Except when they don't
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(17)
 
(The Ecologist)
 
 
 
There's an increasingly nasty fight going on between the NRA and ecologists concerned about spent lead shot in the environment. In today's update, angry ecologists tell NRA to FOAD and take their lawyers with them
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(79)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
A man who failed in his attempt to set a Guinness world record for the "Fastest Time to Jump Through 10 Panes of Tempered Glass," is now attempting to break the record for the fastest time to file a lawsuit against truTV
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(47)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Remember that family that took a sick baby on a sailboat voyage and had to be rescued by Coast Guard when baby's health took a downturn? They're back in the news, armed with a lawyer and suing the cell phone provider
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(264)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama: You know, I think it was the great Daniel Lawrence Whitney who said it best with regards to our immigration crisis: "Git R Dun", you pantywaists
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(81)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New York lawmakers to look at regulating costumed characters in Times Square, because for some reason, not everyone wants to be molested by a six-foot tall Elmo. Weirdos
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(76)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
When you're a lawmaker, you probably shouldn't have someone airmail bullets for your handgun, an aerosol spray can and a cigarette lighter to you on the state's dime
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(22)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Delaware dad busted for powdering his baby's tush after cops notice that the powder was inside sixteen small zip-lock bags
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(21)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence rips Emma Watson's eyes out in front of horrified crowd
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(150)
 
(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
25 Perfect Drinking Songs for Lazy Summer Evenings. With accompanying videos for your convenience, so you don't have to get out of your lawn chair
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(9)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Supreme Court suspends lawyer who claims she has illegal microchips implanted in her brain. Now we know who's behind it
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(31)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
KY Lawmaker: "I won't get into the debate about climate change but I'll simply point out that I think in academia we all agree that the temperature on Mars is exactly as it is here. Nobody will dispute that. Yet there are no coal mines on Mars"
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(299)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Remington settles lawsuit, may recall millions of rifles sold with decades-old "random bullet dispensing" feature
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(124)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Five Thirty Eight takes a look at exactly what qualifies as Classic Rock today. Of course, if you unskew those numbers, the statisticals show that Lawrence Welk, Jim Nabors, and Lee Greenwood are the most popular classic rock acts
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(65)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric Cantor who spent $5 million during the primary season is suddenly made aware of campaign finance laws saying that has to refund any donations marked for his general election campaign since he won't have one
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(55)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want to save that cute black bear? Do you have a giant claw lying around?
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(29)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Getting injured by a flying ball or even a bat at a baseball game? You're on your own. Hit in the eye by a cannon propelled hotdog? Yeah, you might just win your lawsuit
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(22)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
The lawsuit Boehner will bring against Obama because of his executive actions on immigration reform will not include Obama's executive actions on immigration reform
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(163)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Orange is the New Black cast might have dominated Law & Order, but the Breaking Bad cast owes their existence to guest starring roles on The X-Files
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(32)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man invents air-powered rifle capable of taking out flies with blast of rock salt. Will also work against young people cutting across your lawn wearing those baggy pants and listening to the rap music and being impertinent (pics)
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(36)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We're well on our way to lawn-darting into the tarmac since my computer went out, but on the bright side here in the back I'll survive for a few hundredths of a second longer than any of you"
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(105)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Weekly Breaking Bad marathons coming to AMC. At least they're not yet like USA, who are nothing more than the Law and Order: NCIS channel
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(53)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's a story you'll never see in the mainstream Western media: Ever since 2004 China has outlawed the construction of new golf courses and is currently bulldozing rogue operations
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(145)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Heirs of Superman creators still trying to make their lawyer rich
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(16)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
KFC vegetarian offerings now include cole slaw, beans, fried paper towels
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(18)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The first day of Georgia's "Guns Everywhere" law results in a standoff between two gun carriers in a grocery store
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(134)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
George Takei: What if Hobby Lobby was run by Muslims imposing Sharia law on workers?
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(537)
 
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Facebook may have broken the law and violated APA ethical guidelines when it tested on humans. Bonus: Fark mention
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(71)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
'OMG, I just f***ed my boss' State lawmaker reads girl's crude text on live TV
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(59)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby's case is also going to get ruled on by the "Law of Unintended Consequences"
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(198)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Revenge pron is getting so out of hand in the UK that they are thinking about bringing in laws to try and stop it
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(133)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Keloland)
 
 
 
This just in: clearing clogged grass from a running lawnmower is a bad idea
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(152)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
The Lawrence, Indiana Police Department just acquired 48,000lb, 12-foot-high, mine-resistant ambush protected vehicle designed for the military to use in combat zones, but they promise they will only use it during a mass shooting or a bomb threat
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(230)
 
(TeaPartyCat.com)
 
 
 
Tea Party writer explains why real Americans don't like the World Cup. Poe's Law in effect
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(44)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS makes a ruling that impacts millions of Americans. Apparently the Federal government has to make the least intrusive laws but there's nothing saying SCOTUS can't make the most intrusive rulings
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(248)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Tea Party Leader: "I don't care what the rule of law says, Chris McDaniel is the Republican nominee for Senate in Mississippi"
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(183)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
My sister's boyfriend's aunt's brother-in-law once told her that urban legends propagate because they contain social and survival information
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(57)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Girlfriend of a 20 year-old man who was shot and killed outside a hospital doesn't understand graffiti and nuisance laws on private property, gets upset that a memorial to him was taken down
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(85)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
"Yes, that's right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan." "What was that, sir?" "It was bollocks"
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(5)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ice-T's grandson arrested for shooting and killing his roommate. At least the next season of Law & Order: SVU has a new plotpoint
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(43)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama denounces Boehner's lawsuit as "a stunt" and not even particularly cunning one at that
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(137)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
The sound you hear is the hordes of lawyers breaking their necks to represent Bowe Bergdahl in hundreds of defamation lawsuits
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(154)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Some parents can't wait until their kids are old enough to mow the lawn. Others look forward to the day their young kids can help them steal supplies from a construction site
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(15)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
For the 13th time since 2012, the Supreme Court has unanimously ruled against the Obama administration. Maybe they should think about hiring a former constitutional law professor as a consultant or something
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(201)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniel "35,000 people broke the law by voting in the Republican primary." Well that may be true, but we can only prove one case. Guess who it is
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(167)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The good news is Delaware's beaches have the cleanest water of any in the country. The bad news is you have to be in Delaware to enjoy them
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
People who actually understand the law, say that Boehner's lawsuit over Obama's use of executive orders probably won't even make it through the courthouse door on the minor technicality that Boehner lacks any standing to sue
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(155)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Judge who threatened to have deployed sailor arrested if he didn't show up for child custody case now claims she didn't know he was deployed, coincidentally after government reminded her about this little thing called federal law
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(148)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Evil: Payday loan company sends customers threatening letters from fake lawyers. Evil genius: Then charges extra 'administration fees' for sending them
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(47)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP lawmaker is pretty sure that 'sexual orientation' includes incest, bestiality and pedophelia
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(103)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obama has destroyed America so thoroughly that California lawmakers propose the first Constitutional Convention since 1787
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(256)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
"For the past decade or so, the best defense Getty Images could find against the right-click button on your mouse - home of the copy and save functions - has been a team of scary lawyers. But now it is embracing embeddable images"
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(18)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Jakarta celebrates its 487th birthday and declares "care-free day." That doesn't mean you can wander around on their lawn
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(24)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Hope Solo's lawyer says she did not assault her family members, and wishes people would stop making all these stupid Star Wars jokes before she has to smack the taste out of someone's mouth
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(62)
 
(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
Texas Walgreens joins the growing list of businesses who do not know the law about disabled vets and their service dogs
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(133)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Final sex abuse lawsuit against Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash has been dismissed. Mr. Clash is now looking forward to getting back to work, jamming his fist up someone again
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(60)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Long arm of the law recovers double amputees' stolen truck, prosthetics
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(12)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift named her new cat "Olivia Benson" in honor of Mariska Hargitay's character on Law and Order: SVU, says she was going to get a second cat and name it "Serena Southerlyn", but had to leave it at the pound because it was a lesbian
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(63)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama has issued the fewest executive orders of any President since Grover Cleveland in the 1890s. Obviously, this means he can't even be a lawless, power mad dictatorial usurper correctly
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Thu June 19, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Couple who have spent a month in jail because they refused to sign the ticket they got for driving with an handwritten license plate say they are following "God's law." Odd, I don't remember "thou shalt not stand in line at the DMV" in Leviticus
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(144)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
This might be old, but do you remember the Betamax vs VHS war? There is much irony compared to today, and my lawn was just cut, so get off it
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The most discriminatory law in the United States is the Family Cap, which used to put a limit on how big a non-white family could be but today puts a cap on how big a family on government assistance can be. Naturally, people have a problem with it
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(373)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan's parliament passes law which bans possession of child pornography but the 'Why Bother?' law excludes sexually explicit comics, animation, adults who look like kids, and computer graphics
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Tue June 17, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
AFA's Bryan Fischer admits live, on the air, that he thinks that Islamic Sharia law would be "preferable to what we have right now" and that "Islamic fundamentalists rightly accuse the US of corrupting the morality of the entire world"
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(101)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Tea Partier's KKK Connection" Reality: Chris McDaniels' campaign got an $800 contribution from a guy who was the lawyer for a prominent Klansman in the 60's and may belong to the KKK himself
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(68)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The guy who designed the F-16 tears calls the F-35 a turkey. Proceeds to tell the kids to get off his lawn
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama signs executive order banning federal contractors from discriminating on the basis of sexual orientation. I guess he's back to "lawless tyrant" this week
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(75)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Ikea's C&D letter against Ikeahackers, a site for people who like to hack Ikea furniture, attempting to shut the site down is, as a matter of law, steaming bullshiat"
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Most Americans don't want atheist in-laws. I'm pretty sure most Americans don't want in-laws regardless of religion
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(314)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Lawyer explains to judge that she missed a court date because opposing counsel illegally placed a microchip in her brain "in the area of my left ear"
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Delaware celebrates their independence day, when they threw off the yoke of tyranny that is Pennsylvania
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Polish man keeps lawnmower on the balcony in case it gets stolen. Did I say lawnmower? Sorry, I meant horse
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(12)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Animal lovers, better get your last licks in: Bestiality could be outlawed in New Jersey
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Thu June 12, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawsuit alleges company made employees pray each day, as well as thank them for their jobs. Oh yeah, and there's Onionhead
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(123)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The grandson of the REAL Cesar Chavez has filed a lawsuit seeking to prevent the name of an AZ congressional candidate who switched parties from GOP to Democrat and legally changed his name to "Cesar Chavez" from appearing on the ballot
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(49)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
OK GOP candidate for the State Legislature is a self-described libertarian who believes in lower taxes, less regulation, smaller government, and of course stoning homosexuals to death-but only based on local or state laws not intrusive federal ones
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(133)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Minor changes to the law should allow citizens to sue federal officials within the executive branch under RICO, unmasking criminal enterprises within the Obama administration and future administrations
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Tue June 10, 2014
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
GOP state representative from Oklahoma says he plans to conduct study on expanding the state's execution law to include firing squad, hanging, and electric chair. Next up for consideration: guillotine, rack, and burning at the stake
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(Education Week)
 
 
 
Judge strikes down California's laws that protect teachers from being fired over things like pregnancy, ethnicity, and insanity (working in low-income schools)
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(104)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
All that military equipment used for the war in Afghanistan is headed back to the U.S. for use in local law enforcement
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(214)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
The IRS may have violated federal tax law
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(91)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fred Goldman says that OJ's lawyer Robert Kardashian had evidence that would have easily convicted OJ of the murders of Goldman's son and Nicole Brown
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(White House)
 
 
 
Whitehouse.gov features a popular petition to punish Bergdahl for breaking military law
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(271)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Donald Sterling lawsuit that was on, then off, then on again, then off again, is back on. Again. For now
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Mon June 09, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mississippi lawyer wants the national media to quit covering his state like the third-world sister-farking Jesus-freak snake-handling Republican-base fat-ass Wal-mart Ole-Miss-douchebag NASCAR trailer-park Ku Klux Klan disaster magnet it is
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(101)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Work starts on engraving Jennifer Lawrence's name on Oscar for Best Actress, 2016
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(97)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
Should Disney movies be outlawed? Here comes the (dubious) science
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Sat June 07, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Former tennis champion's lawyers may argue it was love, but accusers find fault with him, claim girls he coached were too young to be good matches for him, and the racket where they played with his balls was clearly over the line
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(6)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A crony-developer palace built with taxpayer subsidies and the abuse of eminent-domain law, named after a huge international bank? Sounds like a splendid place for a Democratic convention
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
And the Great GOP Minority Outreach Effort continues: Michigan GOP lawmakers try to show women that they really do understand them and their issues-by posing for a Twitter picture where they pretend to be reading fashion magazines
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(56)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
So, what if there was a memo written by Bush lawyers that gave Obama all the cover he needed to release any prisoners he wanted to from Gitmo? Gosh, that would be ironic, huh?
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(106)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
"The man also pleaded ignorance that it was against the law to burn bags of feces behind police stations"
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Mitch McConnell, who criticized Obama administration for failing to implement federal law, refuses to confirm member of Obama's cabinet because she would implement federal law
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(65)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
At trial in a lawsuit over FLs' new election map, a GOP legislative aide, who many not be clear on the concept of "under oath", testified, apparently with a straight face, that the new districts were not designed to help the GOP win more elections
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(49)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
George F. Will accuses Obama of flouting the law and going rogue, then compares him to Nixon for good measure
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(179)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Law professor: "If money is speech, outlawing prostitution is unconstitutional." Subby wishes to subscribe to professor's newsletter
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(335)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Dan Marino withdraws his name from the NFL concussion lawsuit, saying he routinely gets confused about things these days, which is perfectly normal for a 52 year old man
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(13)
 
(Attitude Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Pennsylvania lawmaker predicts US will have a gay president in the next 10 years in latest boost to Hillary Clinton's unending campaign
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Western Journalism)
 
 
 
Expert: Obama broke the law with prisoner exchange and it is yet another impeachable offense by him
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(226)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Dan Marino files concussion lawsuit against NFL, says their lack of safety practices over the years is what caused him to forget to hold the ball with the laces out
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Mon June 02, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The DOJ's "Operation Choke Point" pressures banks to stop processing payments from businesses that are at a "high risk" of engaging in federal law violations. Since some sketchy gun stores fit that category, Eric Holder is now worse than Hiitler
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Sat May 31, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago residents upset the city's constant gun violence has lead to the nickname of "Chiraq." They hope to combat this nickname by: A) pushing for tougher gun laws; B) calling for increased police presence; C) wearing t-shirts
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(165)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
GOP demands Obama flout the rule of law by ignoring carbon pollution
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(120)
 
(Shreveport Times)
 
 
 
Louisiana lawmakers to Gov. Jindal: Show us the health care
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(50)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Neighbors' son playing his drums 24/7 and you feel that is lowering your quality of life? Bet your arse that's a lawsuit
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez would kill to have some money to pay for his lawyers. No seriously he'd do it. Allegedly of course
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(18)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling is now filing a billion dollar lawsuit against the NBA to seek damages that resulted from him being a racist idiot that nobody wanted to be associated with
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(54)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota legislature goes full libertaro-Somalia and dumps a law forbidding the carrying of fruit in an illegally sized container, along with 1100+ other outdated laws
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Thu May 29, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A 1996 law that prevented the CDC from researching one of the most violent diseases affecting the country--gun violence--was drafted by NRA lobbyists. And now, the CDC is trying to reverse the law
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(298)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
In his role as elder statesman, Jimmy Carter gives Canada some advice on how to update prostitution laws. Hmm, maybe this elder statesman gig isn't so bad after all
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(30)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Spike Lee to be sued over Oldboy movie posters, just as soon as the lawyers hammer out the details
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(41)
 
(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Police ticket quotas are OK, but denying a promotion for not meeting them? That's a lawsuit
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(68)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
MD town forced to remove its speed cameras after FOIA request shows they probably weren't publicly advertised, as law requires. "Those records are no longer available...Upon inquiry, the name of the publication is presently unknown"
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Tue May 27, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: lawsuit filed against Instagram and What's App for violating users' privacy. News: Judge issues a subpoena compelling Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to personally appear and testify. Fark: in Iran
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(28)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
The pen is mightier than the sword, and so apparently is your brother-in-law
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(14)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters donates her papers to her alma mater, Sarah Lawrence College. Linguists are excited at the prospect of finally getting journalism's most coveted Rosetta stone
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(19)
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
After a week of searching, involving four different local law enforcement agencies, the FBI and about 1,000 volunteers, police finally locate missing Cincinnati student. 15 feet from his home. That is some fine police work
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Mon May 26, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The Thinker rips the mask off UCSB shooter Elliot Rodger to reveal that all along he was 1969 California governor Ronald Reagan wielding a no-fault divorce law
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