Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Prefix Mag)		Fox News lady wants new Lady Gaga video outlawed because it encourages predators and is "poison for the minds of our kids" (with vid)  (prefixmag.com)	(81)
		The best cover of Lady GaGa's "Telephone" you will see today, or probably ever  (youtube.com)	(47)

		Man outs himself to the world to say that Lady Gaga stole some songs, her stage name, and other assorted things from him to the tune of $35 million  (hosted.ap.org)	(32)
		Boy George on the time he met Lady Gaga: "I was like, 'Oh my God' You know, I've been that woman'"  (starpulse.com)	(15)
		Miley Cyrus believes that country music is contrived, but that Lady Gaga "gets it"  (omg.yahoo.com)	(32)
(Is that short for Management?)		MGMT turned down a supporting slot with Lady Gaga. Well, good for MGMT. Whoever the hell they are  (digitalspy.co.uk)	(60)
		Lady Gaga has her very own protege. So, this is like a Sith thing, then  (contactmusic.com)	(41)
		Val Kilmer apparently preparing for some unannounced upcoming role in a Meat Loaf biopic  (mirror.co.uk)	(57)

Lady Gaga is the next Madonna, according to the guy who directed the video for Telephone and hopes to profit immensely from his assertion  (contactmusic.com)

(59)

Kings of Leon are "stoked" about their huge summer tour, which means radio stations will play USE SOMEBODY over and over until August  (rollingstone.com)

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(Vigilant Citizen)		Lady Gaga is a mind-controlled puppet of the Illuminati. WAKE UP SHEEPLE  (vigilantcitizen.com)	(111)
		MTV bans Lady Gaga/Beyonce video, along with every other video for the past fifteen years  (tv.gawker.com)	(166)

The video for Lady Gaga's "Telephone" featuring Beyonce is out, HOLY LIVING fark (some Not safe for work language and skin)  (youtube.com)

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(Buzz Feed)		Lady Gaga's inspiration = People of Walmart?  (buzzfeed.com)	(63)
(Some Guy)		A week after boasting on a TV show about the lengths she would go to avoid wearing comfy clothes, Lady Gaga nearly dies when her legs began to swell on a flight from London to the US due to her odd outfit  (couriermail.com.au)	(110)

(NME)		Lady Gaga's upcoming concert to be in 3D. Please, don't po-po-poke my face with that thing  (nme.com)	(22)
		"Alice in Wonderland" trailer mashed up with Lady Gaga, just as weird, twice as awesome  (youtube.com)	(27)

(Some Guy)

RIAA claims that file sharers are 'undermining humanitarian efforts in Haiti'  (techdirt.com)

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(Softpedia)		Katy Perry says she'd like to be the Alanis Morissette of our time    (news.softpedia.com)	(46)
		Neil Patrick Harris to star in Avatar prequel  (eonline.com)	(49)

(Has it been Fifteen Minutes Yet?)		Lady Gaga says that women get a "bad deal" in sex. And he'd know    (digitalspy.com)	(100)
		The ten most downloaded iTunes songs of all time. I defy you not to wince when you read this list  (aolradioblog.com)	(176)

Which singer went out for a quiet meal last night...in a see-through plastic dress with a lobster on her face?  (ok.co.uk)

(111)

If Jim Morrison, John Lennon or Bob Dylan would've been able to have a Twitter account, would they have been able to keep their mythical rock star status?  (guardian.co.uk)

(52)

In the world of belly-buttons, there are innies, outies, and "GAAH What the hell is THAT THING?" as modeled by fashion designer Michael Kors [scary photo]  (tmz.com)

(76)

		Matthew Fox has been cheating on his wife with a stripper. His poor wife, she must be devast.. (looks at her photo) GAAAAAH Ok you know what dude? I totally understand  (thesuperficial.com)	(185)
		"We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a dick, so why not give them what they want?"  (3news.co.nz)	(80)

With an overbooked schedule of performing, giving interviews, and posing topless with gigantic flipper-gloves over her knockers, Lady Gaga is finally getting stressed out (SFW-ish)  (mirror.co.uk)

(83)

(Some Medusa)

Annie Lennox is "completely entranced" by Lady Gaga. See, it hurts so bad to hear the words that keep on falling from her mouth  (spinner.com)

(47)

Lady Gaga broke, homeless, hung  (news.com.au)

(110)

*ring ring ring ring ring ring ring* The Gaga-phone  (thesun.co.uk)

(64)

Akon admits that he's the one to blame for you having to hear Lady Gaga's name mentioned 11 times every farking day  (starpulse.com)

(47)

(Some Guy)

This summer's rumored Lollapalooza lineup is a heaping helping of Awesome with some GaGa thrown in for good measure  (leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com)

(52)

(Some Karma Chameleon)

Boy George has returned to the studio to record a new album, and he's brought along producer Mark Ronson. So there's a chance this CD will be quite good  (digitalspy.co.uk)

(38)

Lady Gaga's biggest, most important fan? Helen Mirren. Yeah, try to reconcile that, haters  (contactmusic.com)

(79)

Lady Gaga is dating her best friend. She says that it was very nice to meat him    (contactmusic.com)

(81)

(Two Overrated Ladies)

It was bound to happen: Lady Gaga is recording a track with Britney Spears  (digitalspy.co.uk)

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		"I do not believe in totally natural for women" says Donatella Versace, who looks like a cross between Iggy Pop and a leather purse left out in the sun    (celebitchy.com)	(51)
		Apparently, you can draw Lady Gaga over a George Washington dollar bill and the likeness is uncanny  (gigwise.com)	(38)

Lady Gaga in pants and no makeu-GAAAAAAH, please resume blasting your face with the makeup gun set to "Whore," thank you  (dailymail.co.uk)

(88)

Quincy Jones did not invite one of the biggest selling artists of 2009 to join in on singing We Are the World charity single  (starpulse.com)

(23)

		What the stars were wearing at the Grammys: The good, the bad, and the Gaga (pics)  (dailymail.co.uk)	(53)
(Someone Who Overstimates her Worth)		Ke$ha claims she is nothing ike Lady Gaga or Katy Perry. Yeah, that's pretty much true; after all, people can stand to listen to Gaga and Perry  (digitalspy.com)	(99)

(Some Guy)		Lady Gaga had an affair with ***spins wheel*** Angelina Jolie? Wait, that's kinda hot. Where's the [AWESOME] tag when you need it?  (clevelandleader.com)	(99)
		Rush Limbaugh, dancing to Lady Gaga's 'Poker Face,' while doing the "Jersey Shore" fist pump (with vid)  (tmz.com)	(63)

		Miss America Live says that "Rush Limbaugh has exceptionally impressive fist pumping skills"  (politico.com)	(41)
(Some Guy)		"God Hates Lady Gaga" - the douchebags at the Westboro Baptist Church parody "Poker Face." Yes, you read that correctly  (muckmakers.com)	(278)

		Six magical creatures that look like Taylor Swift  (blogs.nerve.com)	(85)
		Ozzy Osbourne says he's lucky to be alive after his drug use and "I really like this Lady Gaga." Evidently the drug use hasn't stopped    (cnn.com)	(47)
		The duet you know you want to see will be happening at the Grammys; Elton John is teaming up with Lady Gaga  (contactmusic.com)	(31)

Favorite rock stars, photoshopped into their "Avatar" alter egos. Bono still looks pompous but for Lady gaga, it's actually an improvement  (rollingstone.com)

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(Pitchfork)

Step aside, Lady Gaga. You've been out-weirded by Fever Ray's Karin Drejer. Seriously, What the HELL WAS THAT? (with vid)  (pitchfork.com)

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		Mother of the Year candidate lets 5 and 8 year olds dress up like Lady Gaga  (rollingstone.com)	(82)
		Boring snoozefest of a song hits #1 on the UK Pop Charts. Surprisingly, this doesn't involve Animal Collective, Jack White, or Radiohead  (contactmusic.com)	(92)

Lady Gaga cancel shows, then is suddenly fine for Oprah, then is mysteriously sick again and cancels more shows. Wish she would stop dicking around  (contactmusic.com)

(42)

		Lady Gaga cancels concert in Indiana due to buh-buh-buh-buh-reathing problems  (news-briefs.ew.com)	(62)
		Mattel to come out with Lady Gaga Barbie, no word on if it will be anatomically correct  (today.msnbc.msn.com)	(45)

Sarah Palin, James Cameron, Lady Gaga: No, that's not the lineup for every channel on Hell Television, it's Oprah's guest list for Friday  (blogs.orlandosentinel.com)

(30)

MTV apologizes for Lada Gaga swearing, but not for unleashing her upon us in the first place  (contactmusic.com)

(100)

		Looks like Lady Gaga has found the perfect way to keep away brain slugs (w/pics)  (nydailynews.com)	(108)
		"The greatest moments on the Jay Leno show." LGN    (newsroom.mtv.com)	(26)

New poll claims that the actress who had the biggest draw at the box office in 2009 was...Sandra Bullock  (contactmusic.com)

(45)

		Most overexposed celebrities of 2009. Difficulty: no Lady Gaga  (starpulse.com)	(100)
		Lady Gaga given a commemorative plaque after "The Fame" sold 8 million albums this year alone. Talk about a crossover artist  (contactmusic.com)	(59)

(Daily Telegraph)

Jesus appears on banana. Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron come to adore Him  (dailytelegraph.com.au)

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The 20 most powerful people in Science Fiction (one pic NSFW)  (io9.com)

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(Riverfront Times)

Fred Phelps horde to protest Lady Gaga concert; finally providing sounds more annoying than a Lady Gaga song  (blogs.riverfronttimes.com)

(126)

Asher Roth, a.k.a. The Gay Eminem, wants you to know that he's not gay  (mtv.com)

(21)

Lady Gaga apparently doesn't know the way to San Jose  (nbcsandiego.com)

(35)

Most popular male, female artist online: Lady Gaga  (contactmusic.com)

(61)

Meh: Lady GaGa, before she was Lady GaGa, and her band cover Led Zeppelin's "D'Yer Ma'ker." Fark: And it doesn't suck that much  (youtube.com)

(86)

(Some Tusk)

Fleetwood Mac may head the Glastonbury festival. Take the rumour with a grain of salt, as it's second-hand news  (nme.com)

(33)

Angered TV anchor: "Yours truly have been here long before Perez Hilton upchucked his way onto the scene and we will be here long after he slithers away" (with vid)  (celebitchy.com)

(69)

		Lindsay Lohan departs the US to do a documentary in India on impoverished children who are so poor they don't even have enough money to buy a gram of blow  (nypost.com)	(20)
		The Queen of England meets Lady Gaga. Or a shiny red vinyl Barbie (pic)  (cache.gawker.com)	(43)

For once, an Entertainment Weekly list that's not in slideshow format, the "Top 20 Divas" of all time. Taylor Swift is ranked at 20, and Beyoncé is at 1, making her the best Diva of all time. OF ALL TIME  (popwatch.ew.com)

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Lady Gaga is turned into a comic book superhero. Her superpowers include medusa-like stare, songs that swallows your soul and the ability to pee standing up  (uk.news.yahoo.com)

(69)

		Looking at actual music sales instead of bald assertions by white male hipster critics, this decade's top musical influences were reality TV smash hits, novelty records, charity singles, cover versions, manufactured pop, and Kylie Minogue  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk)	(166)
		Barbara Walters picks the 10 most annoying celebs that people just wish would go away and labels them "fascinating"  (starpulse.com)	(57)
		A teen panel working with the Boston Public Health Commission has determined that songs by Lady Gaga are the musical equivalent of junk food. Must be Ding Dongs  (seacoastonline.com)	(104)

Susan Boyle is outselling Rihanna, Lady Gaga and 50 Cent in the US. best-selling debut in UK chart history  (news.bbc.co.uk)

(39)

		Lady Gaga spent $1,000 on 80 pizzas for fans waiting for her autograph. We can only assume that there was extra sausage    (contactmusic.com)	(93)
(Some Guy)		Adam Lambert defends gay kiss, simulated fellatio, ghastly haircuts and similar Bowie-ripoff antics as attacks on the post-AIDS lesbian hegemony  (ktla.com)	(209)

Kings of Leon bassist dates Twilight actress in attempt to create the trolliest Fark headline ever  (3news.co.nz)

(54)

Lady Gaga used to be talented. Who knew?  (youtube.com)

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