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Headlines matching 'Ladies and gentlemen'
Mon May 21, 2012
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(Celebslam) Amusing "Anyone chosen to screen test with Leonardo DiCaprio will have to play the scene in the nude." The smartest man in show business, ladies and gentlemen  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (53)


Sat May 19, 2012
(MLive.com) Spiffy Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...the World Expo of Beer  (mlive.com) (22)


Tue May 15, 2012
(Toledo Blade) Obvious Headline: "Man Shot In Central Toledo". Story: "The victim was struck in the groin". Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a new euphemism  (toledoblade.com) (73)


Mon May 14, 2012
(MequonNow) Amusing "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who's had ALL he could eat?"  (mequonnow.com) (106)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Cool Ladies and gentlemen of Fark, I present the pizza cupcake  (buzzfeed.com) (52)


Wed April 18, 2012
(ESPN) Spiffy Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen: College athletes are smoking weed  (espn.go.com) (117)


Wed April 11, 2012
(NHL) Cool The quest for the only true trophy in all of sports begins tonight. PHL/PIT @ 7:30PM, DET/NSH @ 8PM, LAK/VAN @ 10:30PM. All times ET. Ladies and gentlemen... drop the puck  (nhl.com) (lots)
(Quad City Times) Fail "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you should find my client not guilty because he didn't intend to strangle the prostitute he picked up. It just happened"  (qctimes.com) (81)


Sat March 31, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Ladies and gentlemen, it's official. The drunker you are, the prettier you become - to yourself. This would explain why most Farkers "feel sexier, smarter and funnier, even when others privately think you are a turkey"  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (44)


Mon February 27, 2012
(NHL) Cool Ladies and gentlemen, strap on your skates. It's your 2012 NHL Trade Deadline discussion thread  (nhl.com) (341)


Sun February 26, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Behold the most awesome name for a type of storm EVER. Ladies and gentlemen I give you... THE SASKATCHEWAN SCREAMER  (ouramazingplanet.com) (42)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary Ladies and gentlemen, Frontier Airlines regrets to announce your flight maybe slightly delayed for technical reasons-namely that the pilot is hammered  (dailymail.co.uk) (45)


Tue January 31, 2012
(LA Times) Fail "Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised we may experience some chop up a head"  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (49)

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