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7 headlines found matching 'Ladies and gentlemen'
Mon July 17, 2017
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking, I apologize for the two-hour delay but we are now on our way cruising at 36,000 feet and remarkably underweight. Oops that must mean we forgot the luggage
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Fri July 07, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, you may want to sit down for this, but Mitch McConnell has just suggested that maybe, conceivably, it is within the realm of possibility that Republicans *DON'T* have the votes to repeal the Affordable Care Act
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump throws tantrum over Democrats' refusal to help him destroy everything they've done for the past decade. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the President of the United States of America
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, Tokyo's hottest DJ is DJ Dumpling. She's 82
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the comedy stylings of Rick Wakeman
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Thu March 30, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your new Major League Soccer team - the San Diego Footy McFooty Face
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. We hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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