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Mon September 19, 2016
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby is riding in the Las Vegas MS Ride this weekend along with his wife, who has MS. Any little bit helps
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A semicolon may save your life. A whole colon helps, too
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Sun September 04, 2016
(WTVY Dothan)
 
Boobies
 
Boob phone helps stop a kidnapping
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you follow a strange cat in the Alps?
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Talk about a 'scapegoat', this one helps a Clydesdale go on the lam for five whole days
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Mon August 29, 2016
(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
Phelps to get a third box
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are wondering why Trump picked Kellyanne Conway as his new campaign manager, perhaps this helps: She was formerly the campaign manager for Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin, and the one who (belatedly) told the GOP to STFU about rape in 2012
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Mon August 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Over-caffeinated morning show crew attempts to congratulate a tired Michael Phelps at airport. He tells them where he can stick their coffee
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Sat August 20, 2016
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Leaner, meaner, cloudier IBM forged deal with Australian Bureau of Statistics to build software that helps ABS manage the entire Australian census online securely, using expertise of IBM consultants. You can guess what happened
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Is Phelps or Bolt the greatest Olympian of all time? I still say it's Jesse Owens, for giving the finger to Hitler in 1936
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Wed August 17, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Remember when Michael Phelps was super into threesomes and pot?
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Tue August 16, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently the "Michael Phelps Stretch" is a big deal in China, singles bars
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(The Gazette)
 
 
 
The St. Jude Sweet Corn Festival--a Cedar Rapids, Iowa fundraiser that helps support St. Jude's Children's Hospital--descended into chaos as several people decided a massive brawl was a better attraction than corn
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
And the award for best 10-year-old swimmer in 1995? Michael Phelps? Nope. Ryan Lochte? Nope again. The answer is: Kris Humphries
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
How Ray Lewis has helped Michael Phelps. Oddly, it doesn't involve obstruction of justice ... as far as we know
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker helps run a Louisiana food bank that is responding to the third major natural disaster in six months, DIT. Please consider a donation, the flooding in LA. is on a scale with Katrina
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a weekend of extreme sports in the Alps the winner is ... gravity
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Sat August 13, 2016
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
It's the last day of swimming in the pool, possibly the last competitive swim of Michael Phelps' career, Usain Bolt makes his Rio debut and the world's fastest woman is decided. Day 8 of the Olympics and this is your live thread
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(Team USA)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps: I'm not coming back in 2020. Translation: Michael Phelps is coming back in 2020
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bizarre rule allows Michael Phelps to market his brand while other Olympians can't
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps' runaway victory in the 200 IM last night gave him his 22nd Olympic gold medal and 13th victory in an individual event. Suck It, Leonidas of Rhodes
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps' ex-girlfriend, who has made a porn movie about heir relationship, is very upset that since the Olympics the press won't...HEY where are you going? OVER HERE, now as she was saying, she's VERY UPSET the press won't leave her alone
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Thu August 11, 2016
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Golf makes its Olympic return, track cycling and badminton begins, men's rugby and women's archery decides their champions, and it's the final chapter of Phelps v Lochte. Day 6 of the Rio Games begins at 6:30am ET
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just some picture of a 9-year-old Katie Ledecky getting Michael Phelps' autograph
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
With 12 individual gold medals, Michael Phelps has tied a 2,168-year-old Olympic record with Leonidas of Rhodes
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps confirms what we've all suspected: "Everyone pees in the pool"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
I was cool way before Michael Phelps
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Humans are the sweatiest primates on Earth, and the least hairy. This helps us hunt which we don't really do anymore. That means, soon we'll grow our hair back and we'll sweat less
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps grabs two more gold medals, solidifying American dominance for centuries to come; nothing you can do folks. Although the 2nd Amendment people, maybe there is, I don't know - Trump
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
McKayla Maroney is unimpressed with the new Angry Michael Phelps meme
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Day 4 from Rio: The USA women open play in water polo, finish group play in soccer and look to defend their gold in gymnastics. Also, men's rugby begins and Michael Phelps looks for gold #20. This is the live, spoiler filled thread (7:30am ET start)
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Mon August 08, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
What are all those circle/spot things on Michael Phelps' and other Olympians bodies?
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Tesla autopilot not only DOES NOT kill a person, but helps drive him to the hospital when he develops chest pains. Good thing too, since he's an attorney
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Internet helps out Kanye after he says he wants to design for IKEA
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Tue July 26, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
App helps you determine if a bar is a sausage fest or a... um, what is the female version of that?
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Tue July 19, 2016
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Superman tattoo helps ID man on the run from police for nine years
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New report says that having frequent sex helps people stay slim. And vice versa
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps smokes the competition to qualify for a record fifth Olympics
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
"From the very beginning of the project, we repeatedly said to each other, 'faster, Faster and FASTER,' and at one point it became the project name." Here's hoping Google's new, faster internet helps them track down more creative executives
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist helps atheists find that they can believe in angels after all
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Wed June 22, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You don't have to be high to work for Willie Nelson, but it sure helps
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump thinks of Jesus as his own personal assistant who helps him by believing in him (Trump) and often, Jesus also gets Trump his coffee. However, if Jesus is late, he gets fired like any other Hispanic
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Tue June 07, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Will Smith will be a pallbearer who helps to put Muhammad Ali in his final resting place on Earf
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"A stiff drink helps these days" tweets Bill Kristol after his third pillar crumbles
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Wed June 01, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
SFPD helps rescue ugly-a...oh, who am I kidding, insanely adorable sea lion pup
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