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62 headlines found matching 'LAX'
Fri September 23, 2016
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Half of Samsung Galaxy Note 7s have been returned; the rest have burned along with their owners
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Kick back and relax in your new tempura-pedic bag
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Wed September 21, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
There were no terror attacks during the Bush administration after 9/11. Except for the Anthrax scare, the Beltway Sniper, the Shoe Bomber, the Underwear Bomber, the El Al LAX shooter, and the UNC Elderly Driver
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China to US voters: Relax, guys. It's totally cool if you elect Trump. He's a world class leader and dealing with him won't put us in a stronger position in any way. We promise
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Tue September 20, 2016
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Verizon releases Galaxy Note 7 software update with warning, new battery indicator, blast radius estimates
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...someone called the cops on Darth Vader for picking up litter
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Not cool, yo
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Men see Clinton as too ambitious, too bent on winning. She should be more free-spirited and relaxed. Then she won't be elected or remembered by history but at least men will find her more acceptable
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How many 8-year-olds could you beat at soccer? LA Galaxy's Steven Gerrard and Robbie Keane barely manage to defeat 30 of them
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Doctor Who talks about his travels to the Star Wars galaxy
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Steven Tyler really thinks he should cameo in Guardians of the Galaxy 3. Director James Gunn is pretty sure he could squeeze Jar-Jar Binks in there somewhere
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The galaxy's most addictive game is hidden in Star Trek: Timelines
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Sun September 11, 2016
(LAist)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart the stoner says she'll get jiggy with the Snoop Dogg and eat weed edibles. Because science
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Geoff Johns wants everyone to relax as the DC movie verse won't be all grim and gritty
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Landon Donovan, the Michael Jordan of American soccer, unretires, prepares to rejoin LA Galaxy for remainder of 2016 season
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is really catching fire, which would be great news for Samsung, except we mean that literally
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge - enter to win contest. Enter with Facebook login *or* email address. Is this the one you can pour water on? (*legal disclaimer: don't actually pour water on your phone please) (Sponsored Link)
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Tue August 30, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Stanford rapist to be released after serving only three months, hopefully his long stint behind bars didn't have "too severe of an impact on him"
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Mon August 29, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Something did not happen at LAX
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(Space Daily)
 
 
 
A galaxy of Jupiters. I wonder how many of them turn into sheep to sleep with mortal women
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
You can't fix stupid, but Rachel Maddow certainly tried in a valiant attempt to explain this thing called "the Constitution" to Trump's new campaign manager
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Dark noodles in the Milky Way galaxy could be part of missing matter, FSM
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Legendary Irish footballer and current LA Galaxy striker Robbie Keane calls it an international career after 145 caps and 67 goals, earning plaudits from David Beckham and President of Ireland
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What could be more relaxing than riding a unicycle around the top of an 840-feet tall abandoned and crumbling chimney?
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
Galaxy Note 7 is packed with the latest and greatest tech. Too bad it gets smoked by the comparatively ancient iPhone 6s
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Popsugar)
 
 
 
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... that's pretty much the whole story
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Still upset that the U.S. Olympic women's soccer team was eliminated? Relax, they probably weren't going to win the gold anyway
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Terminator: Salvation director McG wants to make the Masters of the Universe film a cross between Game of Thrones and Guardians of the Galaxy. Because those two go so well together
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
LAX rated as the airport with the most dog relief stations. Or as most people call it, their unattended luggage
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Much like the Atlanta Falcons, center of the galaxy has no young stars
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scared about the Zika virus, or Ebola? Relax, THIS is the deadliest disease in human history
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Dios mio: Trump's execs routinely went on golfing trips to Cuba before travel sanctions were relaxed
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mobicip Family Premium: Lifetime License. 5 device Parental control for iPhone, iPad, Mac, Android, Kindle Fire, Windows, Galaxy Nook. Finally stop what your kids are doing. Who is this Jack Septiceye anyway? (Sponsored Link)
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Relax, the numbers guys say that the Rio Olympics isn't going to make the global Zika pandemic any worse than it already is
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Fri July 22, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Apparently, the exact amount of time it takes men to relax after a hard day's work is 10 minutes and 49 seconds
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Wed July 20, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Enjoy a relaxing massage from a half-ton industrial robot - and try not to make any sudden moves
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. It wasn't really an earthquake off the coast of Florida. It was just one of the Navy's secret doomsday devices. Relax
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You know what word doesn't appear in obituaries nearly often enough? "Laxatives"
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Mon July 18, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman with five previous DUIs crashes into beer store after allegedly consuming eight beers and muscle-relaxers. Police have not yet released her Fark handle
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
No, you can relax; Doctor Who is not going back to the worst actor since Tom Baker. Chill out; Capaldi is staying
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Wed July 13, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Relax, you're not going to jail for sharing your Netflix password
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There's nothing as relaxing as strolling down the beach barefoot with your toes in the sand and AAAAAH GET THIS DEVIL FISH OFF MY FOOT
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The worst bargains of Amazon Prime Day. Come for the vegan jerky, stay for the "Cat Purr Therapy for Healing and Relaxation" CD
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(Silicon Republic)
 
 
 
Writer with little imagination says "If there's one word you would think you'd never hear when referring to a distant galaxy, it's _______________"
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Samsung's Galaxy S7 Active fails the dunk test. Don't text and bathe
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Mon July 04, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists say it's perfectly safe to put things you find on the subway into your mouth, so relax already
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Wed June 29, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Hell." "Whoever comes here will not be safe." "We are in a meltdown." Wow, strong words from Rio protesters. No, wait, sorry, just misread that. Police. That's all from the Rio police. So, uh, everyone just relax and enjoy themselves
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
That's a nice float. Looks relaxing. I think I'll just lie here and contemplate the world for a while
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Mon June 27, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
United Airlines hopes thinner seats and exclusive lounges will generate another $3 billion. Passengers can now use the lounge to exchange stories about where they would have been four hours ago if their flight had taken off on time
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Sat June 25, 2016
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Rookie's bodycam reveals New Mexico law enforcement's lax reaction to a reported drunk driver - and D.A. for 3 counties - in her state-owned Dodge. Whoopsie
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Wed June 22, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's 1995 Forrest Gump spoof is like a box of Ex-Lax, and you know exactly what you're gonna get
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Tue June 14, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
You can relax everyone, Bill Kristol has confidently predicted that the Orlando nightclub shooting will not help Trump in November
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Not sure why, but the Washington Times is running a story about Illegal immigrants that are kidnapping children and bringing them across the border, hoping to appear to be families so they can take advantage of lax enforcement policies. No idea
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
There could be a disc of dark matter cutting through our galaxy
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Aqib Talib might have pulled a Plaxico
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying scientists are claiming humans could be aliens from another galaxy that have been brought to Earth by a comet, but scientists are claiming humans could be aliens from another galaxy
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The only thing keeping Nest alive is Google's galaxy-sized pockets of gold
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You can finally relax about Ghostbusters. The classic theme song will be covered by Fall Out Boy and Missy Elliott. So we're all good now, right?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Astronomers just picked up a hydrogen signal from a galaxy 5 billion light-years away. Yes, that's far, far, away
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
To all you people that have the herp, relax, there's a surprising upside of having the virus
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy 2 has their villain. Apparently, she's hot
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Trusted Reviews)
 
 
 
Shimon the robot will provide soothing relief when the machines take over, and not by pushing your wheelchair down the stairs. In fact, forget we mentioned the wheelchair thing. Relax
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