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Headlines matching 'LAN'
Sun April 20, 2014
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered why all babies, across all language and cultural barriers, love to play peekaboo, this is your lucky day
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(43)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Where'd it start going downhill for the Browns? Hmm, let's look at the first five rounds of the 1974 draft: Cleveland--Billy Corbett and Mark Ilgenfritz. Pittsburgh: Lynn Swann, Jack Lambert, Jon Stallworth, Mike Webster
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(23)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines flight leaving Kuala Lumpur makes emergency landing. On land this time
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(44)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Guy who drove his truck into a restaurant survives after being hit by train later that night. Lay odds on boat or plane tri-fecta to the right
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(28)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
IKEA announces its plan to fight climate change by offering veggie Swedish meatballs
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(7)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fake moon landing co-conspirator dies. Evidence of a government cover-up? Study it out, people, study it out
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For everyone who says the NBA is boring because the high seeds always win, 8-seed Atlanta just kicked the crap out of the number one overall seed in the East
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Sat April 19, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC: We don't think Tamerlan Tsarnaev's widow had anything to do with the Boston Marathon bombing, but let's speculate anyway about whether she did
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(43)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's been two years since Levon Helm passed, but his musical legacy lives on. From 1994, here's Levon and The Band with their cover of Bruce Springsteen's Atlantic City
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(4)
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Cool: Check from IRS lands in your mailbox. Less cool: Check to IRS lands in your mailbox
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(35)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember the legendary keyboard solo in the Animals' House of the Rising Sun? Well, wish a Happy Birthday to Alan Price
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(15)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, 80% of China's land isn't contaminated
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(55)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin plans to sue satirical news website for publishing headline claiming she was fighting with Patti LaBelle. This is worse than when Franklin sold Amy Winehouse the very cocaine she overdosed on
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(30)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kris Jenner believes there is a sinister conspiracy against the Kardashians, saying a cabal is planting fake stories in the media, spreading rumors, and--worst of all--making restaurant reservations under their name
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(44)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Obama's lily livered, weak ass pusillanimous approach to Iran has only emboldened the Mullahs in Tehran to....Wait, what?
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(288)
 
(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Falcon launch with ISS resupply at 3:25 EST - live webcast starts at 2:45. Bonus coolness: landing legs and an attempted soft landing in the ocean
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(113)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Former "Boy Meets World" actress Maitland Ward wins the red carpet dress contest
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(103)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sarah McLachlan to release her first new album in four years, go on tour, make you change the channel as soon as you hear that one damn song because you know that dog torture porn is coming
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(52)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Radio Shack's plan to close 1,100 stores now put on hold. VCR's, cassette tapes, rotary phones still available
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(52)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mattel 1Q sales down 5%, company immediately scraps plans for Norovirus Barbie
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(5)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Joint statement from Geneva: We realize everyone's shiat is all emotional right now, but everyone needs the chill the fark out, cuz we got us a plan to fix everything in Ukraine
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(44)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's how long that Portland kid would have had to urinate in the city reservoir before making it unsafe to drink
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
10 are missing after an avalanche on Mount Everest. No word yeti on rescue efforts
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(85)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"The animated Easter Bunny clip features over a dozen unbleeped 'f-words;' depictions of dozens of fornicating rabbits; more than a dozen instances of a vulgar slang term for ejaculation; a depiction of a male character eating rabbit feces"
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Thu April 17, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Clinton makes major announcement about her plans for the fall
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(227)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What is cool and infuriating at the same time? An earth sized planet, in the habitable zone, that very possibly supports life. But it's 490 light years away
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(122)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
So why was that South Korean ferry that capsized going to Jeje Island? Because of its waterfalls, white sand beaches, theme park dedicated to sex, eroticism
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like Jess the border collie is the culprit of all the tire slashings in England over the last six months
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(15)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The conservative lawyer who defended California's ban on gay marriage at the Supreme Court is at work on another project: planning his daughter's upcoming same-sex wedding ceremony
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(91)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Holiday meal planning time, so tell us - Do you do something special for Good Friday and Easter? Have go-to recipes for Passover? What recipes will be big wins for family gatherings?
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(86)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Portland flushed 38 million gallons of drinking water, thanks to a single dick
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(133)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
What do you get when you try to marry perky start-up optimism with the ominous prospect of the surveillance age?
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(6)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not news: The Most Haunted Place In The World. News: It's For Sale. FARK: The core of the island is literally human remains
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(93)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Biden says he'll tell Obama first if he plans to run for President in 2016. That's assuming he gets permission from Hillary first, of course
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(43)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
James Franco surprised to learn he has a cameo in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists determine small lizard-like creature that stalked the world 300 million years ago was earliest known ancestor of plant-eating mammals and Republicans
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(7)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The 10 planned remakes that never happened. Because there is a God, apparently
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(49)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Atlanta to announce new sports team that nobody will come to see
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(83)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After Arsenal's win yesterday, Everton host Crystal Palace to re-take the last CL spot, while Manchester City sends in their reserve squad to blow out last-place Sunderland. It's your midweek EPL thread. Both games kick off at 2:45 PM ET
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(135)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Sanjay Gupta on deadly Ebola outbreak in Guinea: "There's a possibility of someone getting on a plane who has been exposed but not developed any symptoms"
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(82)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
20 pot plants can still get you prison time equal to that of being convicted of killing someone while driving drunk
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(88)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for asking students to list slang names for genitalia on the left, inevitable thread full of unlikely responses on the right
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(156)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pharrell Williams loses any semblance of his street cred by breaking down and bursting into tears on Oprah Winfrey's sofa in front of a national audience
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(88)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to get an ovation for giving the standard safety lecture on an airplane
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(42)
 
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Congress wants to regulate Photoshopping. Farkers with guns and tanks mass at the Maryland border
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(51)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Mother whose family had to be rescued from sea says "We will slowly delete the comments from the Internet armchair quarterbacks who know nothing about us, our life, our skills, or, I might add, sailing." Bonus: Plans to do it all again
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(409)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fashion predictions from 1893 would look more appropriate in the land of Oz
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(61)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Finland just released new gay bondage stamp collection. Your move, Japan
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(61)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
The Twitter account of US Airways crashed into a black hole of unknown origin, possibly due to a lack of a landing strip
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(186)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Research that just became a leading contender for the Nobel Prize in "Duh" finds that when there is a big-assed mountain or river between two groups of people making it tough for them to communicate, they are more likely to develop separate languages
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(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Co-pilot of ill fated Malaysian plane made a "desperate call" before plane went missing. Nice of somebody to finally notice
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(94)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
*DING* You are now free to emerge from the lavatory soaking wet, and attempt to open the plane's door in mid-flight
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(29)
 
(RadioLab)
 
Audio
 
If you could push a button and kill every mosquito on the planet would you? Yeah, me too. Get in line itchy
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rand Paul has a plan to win over America. But if it doesn't work, he'll probably just start his own country
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(186)
 
(MMGM)
 
 
 
The Great Atari Landfill Expedition, intended to dig up thousands of copies of the worst video game ever made, will begin on April 26. This would be a good time to leave New Mexico. Actually, it's always a good time to leave New Mexico
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(389)
 
(Spiked)
 
 
 
Making the best of a bad situation, British politicians say that if Scotland becomes independent, it should take Northern Ireland and other unwanted, unattractive and ungovernable backwaters of the United Kingdom with it
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(165)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan espanshn pick fuh Gitre Hro annnnshed
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(12)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when your tee off time is pushed back because of an airplane on the 17th hole?
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Sun April 13, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Atlanta Brave Jeff Francoeur may be the most oblivious person in the history of ever
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Drummer extraordinaire Max Weinberg, member of The E Street Band, Conan O'Brien's bandleader, and new Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductee turns 63 today. Here he is with the Springsteen and the E Street Band with Jungleland
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(23)
 
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Rio 2 dances through the sand just like that river twisting through the promised land of #1 at the box office, knocking Captain America: The Winter Soldier to #2. Oculus underwhelms at #3 with $12.4 million, and Draft Day gets sidelined at #4
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(54)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Megadeth flies born-deaf woman to Las Vegas so she can experience her first rock concert, reconsider her ear implant surgery
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(37)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The mammoth tusk discovered in Seattle has got a name, plans to carry it with it like its daddy did
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(16)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Strap in and rewind the Carousel of Progress back to 1982 with this video of Disneyland
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(25)
 
(Irish Post)
 
 
 
The Irish should support England in World Cup 2014 out of pity. "For now England are the underdogs, humble and hopeless, nowhere near to representing the true nature of their football culture or their culture full-stop. They are in a sad state, lost"
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(10)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Atlanta Farkers have lost the most upbeat, lovable traffic reporter known to mankind. RIP Captain Herb Emory
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(37)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Missouri plans to deter speeders by blasting 153 decibels of sound at them. What could go wrong?
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(112)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forget the Russian invasion of the Ukraine. They are planning to take over the moon, AND BEYOND
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(68)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Blue mustard plants on the rise finally giving foodies something to put on their waffles
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(31)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Use part of your vacation to plan your finances ... says some guy who is totally not clear on the concept of 'vacation'
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(4)
 
(BT.com)
 
 
 
Forget boob enhancement and nose jobs. The real money in plastic surgery these days is in foot facelifts, sideburn transplants and palm line alterations
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(35)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
The Bureau of Land Management brought snipers to the Bundy Ranch to protect the desert tortoise. And by desert tortoise, I mean they want his land for a $5B Chinese solar farm deal
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(373)
 
(Nooga)
 
 
 
An open letter to the Nazis planning to visit Chattanooga later this month
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(57)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Future airline safety instructions will be given by mobile game apps, but you can already download the first of its kind and see graphic simulations of how you can badly hurt yourself in crash landings
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Proof God hates Cleveland
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(45)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So, remember that Russian plane crash four years ago that wiped out the entire Polish leadership? Turns out it might've been a Put-on
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(127)
 
(XKCD)
 
 
 
The best explanation of Heartbleed yet
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(109)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oakland A's frustrated with new closer Jim Johnson, told to call 1-800-ORIOLES for sympathy
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Family Annihilator" added to FBI 10 Most Wanted list. *looks at pic* Alan Alda?
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(40)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Flying Spaghetti Monster religion to become official in Poland
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(23)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
S&P cuts Finland credit rating from "giant slalom" to "bunny hill"
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(12)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
How much is your zeppelin pecan punch? (Not safe for work language, err, in general Not safe for work)
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(7)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL: "All pilots should be armed" I support this measure as it is much harder to fly a plane without arms
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(70)
 
(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
He was as lame as a duck, Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something
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(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to live in a house built to look like the Thunderbirds' Tracy Island, today is your lucky day. Bring money (pics)
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(0)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Searchers for missing plane now "confident" position of the black boxes is somewhere within the known universe
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(72)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Category 5 cyclone bearing down on Queensland Australia. Be safe Aussie Farkers
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(35)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
WHO will become the #1 Contender for Magnus' World Title? CAN the Wolves take the Tag Titles from the BroMans? WHY THE FARK is Dixie Carter allowed back in public? LIVE from ORLANDO, THIS is YOUR Impact Wrestling Discussion Thread (9pm ET on Spike)
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(311)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The US House of Representatives, after spending three days of taxpayer dollars, symbolically passed Ryan's budget plan. And yes, the repeal of Obamacare is included
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(94)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Want to raise a bridge over a key shipping lane? First you'll need 47 permits from 19 different federal agencies, each of which is utterly essential and to remove even one from the decision chain would be total Somalia
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(138)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
An electric car company that received money as part of Obama's bailout announced that they will be closing their US plant. They will continue to operate in Europe and Asia though, so there's always that
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The burger wars heat up: just days after McDonald's announces it will close all its outlets in Crimea to protest Russian actions in Ukraine, Burger King unveils plans to open scores of new restaurants in the suddenly open territory
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(39)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Inmate's ingenious plan to get revenge on prosecutor by kidnapping her father doesn't end quite like he imagined
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(25)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Vance MacAllister the "value" Congressman caught on tape cheating with a staffer has a cunning plan to keep his seat. You can't heed calls from party officials to resign if you never actually TAKE those calls
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(32)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Somebody, somewhere, thought it was good idea to make another 'Planes' movie
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(25)
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
DC plans to relaunch Teen Titans comic this summer under new title "Wonder Girl's Breasts and the Teen Titans"
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(52)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
USPS intercepts 20% more marijuana than they did in 2013. Finally, an explanation as to why this year's mail is so slow
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(7)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian dentist plans to clone John Lennon from DNA found in his wisdom tooth. Still no interest in another Yoko
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(9)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"People look at me like I'm a little bit strange," says Martin. "It's certainly a showstopper, but living in England, no one likes to point out the hippo in the corner"
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(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
64-year-old woman vows to complete the bucket list of the 21-year-old whose heart saved her life, says that though she doesn't know what a Justin Bieber is, she plans to blow it nonetheless
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(16)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
News: Ice kills 9 blue whales near Newfoundland. Fark: 9 whales is 4% of their Atlantic population
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(94)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
On a windy day in Manchester, a cameraman decided to film planes dealing with massive crosswinds. His skill at managing that zoom is great. Enjoy 1080p goodness
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(62)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One million people are buried on this NYC island and no family members are allowed to visit their graves because it's too dangerous. To be a forgotten soul is pretty lonely
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(111)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves celebrate being shut-out in their Home Opener against the New York Mets by SETTING THE AMERICAN FLAG ON FIRE
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(35)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
11 children injured after hit and run driver crashes into car, sends it into Orlando day care center
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(56)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Science figures out how plants turn into zombies. Apparently, that's a big issue with plants
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(13)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The latest threat to our well-being? A fashion trend known as "NORMCORE," which involves looking like an Icelandic exchange student. In other words, a total Bjork
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(141)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
PRO TIP: If you plan to send a curse-word laced hate letter to your English teacher, have someone proofread it first
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Good news northern England, Scotland is not going to invade you should they achieve independence. Yet
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(39)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton: I positively, absolutely, indubitably, understandably, irrevocably, was never, ever, an FBI informant. This is slander of the gander, a noose that's on the loose, a reprobate in my prostate, a revolution in devolution
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(55)
 
(Zidbits)
 
 
 
The who, what, where, and why of exoplanets along with some notable examples of their strangeness
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British drivers 'worry' about rising fuel costs, even though they could drive around their tiny island twice in less time using less gas than it takes American motorists to navigate a Wal-Mart parking lot in Delaware, America's smallest state
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(120)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Two things that probably won't exist in 10 years, except at your parents' house: cable TV and landlines
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(74)
 
(Peter Gabriel)
 
 
 
Peter Gabriel plans May 10 show in Kiev, possibly with new stage effect tentatively named "Russian Tanks Flattening Everything In Sight"
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(20)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fights occasionally pepper debates in the Ukrainian parliament. The action starts at about :55, and look for the woman in the left foreground landing some solid jabs
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(21)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Science discovers if you're planning to hitchhike, you have a much better chance of being picked up on a sunny day than a cloudy one. No word on what the ideal weather would be when your dismembered remains are found in a suitcase at a rest stop
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(19)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boeing 747 forced to make emergency landing because of overheated: A) engines, B) cockpit, or C) cows
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(38)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The next domino to fall in the nationwide effort to legalize marijuana comes from the great state of Maryland
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(67)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In Portland, even the armed robbers dress like hipsters
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(21)
 
(Beermasters)
 
 
 
Here's a list of eight beers you should never drink, because they're full of deadly chemicals such as organic sugars, stuff made from edible plants and natural flavoring. That's right: Natural flavors will kill you
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(246)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Something known as "Dappy" said he got a tattoo of a hashtag on his face so he could "trend forever." However, his plan was met with a hitch after the public immediately demanded to know who the hell he is
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(36)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
When planning to carjack someone it helps if a) you take the car, and b) you and victim don't know each other
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(23)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Finally, a teenager responsible enough to get to work on time, even if he has to steal a plane and land it on the road in front of his job
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(26)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Using a coffee shop as your personal office space for freelancing. New slackiness: Using a bar as your personal office space for freelancing. " The espresso machines and music are usually way too loud"
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Niijima Island hungry... OM NOM NOM
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(24)
 
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
Canadian rap star Drake has mural of his family and friends created by middle aged woman from small town in England, who has no idea who he is, and flies it out to his home in L.A
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(30)
 
(Diva Asia)
 
 
 
What drinks not to order in presence of opposite sex: Cosmopolitan, anything -tini, Long Island Tea, anything with crudely suggestive name, and Guinness: "I don't want to kiss someone who tastes like rotten cream"
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(180)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"America: The Land of Workarounds" I submitted this headline with a wittier headline but decided to cut corners and get a headline almost as witty in less words
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(22)
 
(The One Ring)
 
 
 
Celebrity obit trifecta complete as Shadowfax sails to the Undying Lands
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(41)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Two die in small plane crash in Florida. While shooting a zombie movie
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(13)
 
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
"Jesus never had a toilet" declares reverend as he announces plans for 1,000-year-old church to get its first ever lavatory, much to the quite literal relief of elderly congregation
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(24)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
U.S. allows Boeing to sell spare plane parts to Iran. Or, as Delta calls spare plane parts, its entire fleet
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(8)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Finding the pingers from MH370 on the last day of battery life would be like throwing a dart out of an airplane at a dartboard you knew was on the ground somewhere in Nevada. Hey, whadya know - BULLSEYE
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(145)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Major League Soccer will soon bore Americans in Atlanta also
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(31)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Happy 50th birthday, IBM mainframe. If you'd like to interface with one, just book an airline ticket or check your bank balance
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(29)
 
(Leegly)
 
 
 
These awesome views are why you always get a window seat on a plane
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(65)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two Orlando-area entrepreneurs develop smartphone application that disables the texting function on phones when they are in motion, hoping to put an end to dangerous driving, walking
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(56)
 
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Sri Lanka beats India by six wickets with 13 balls remaining. Apparently in cricket you can lose your balls
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Body language can be tricky for the untrained observer to read, despite the widespread belief that it's easy to tell when someone's lying. Are you sure you could spot a liar without knowing if they were elected to Congress or not?
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(43)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
If you plan on transporting fifteen pounds of heroin from California to Oklahoma, then for the love of FSM follow traffic laws so you don't end up like this woman
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(56)
 
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Not news: man tries to climb on roof of car. News: man tries to climb on roof of MOVING car. Scotland: man tries to climb on roof of moving POLICE car
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(7)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
First drunken Cubs fan of season thrown out of Wrigley on opening day. Fark: An hour before the first pitch, threw a newspaper stand into an unmarked cop car and finished off with a perfect sidewalk faceplant
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(14)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Archbishop had a sweet multi-million dollar crib all to himself, until that meddling Pope Francis came on the scene with all his "church for the poor" and "live modestly" crazy-talk
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(150)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Air Asia: Should we not have boasted that OUR pilots are not gibbering maniacs who can't wait to kill you by stealing and crashing your plane? Was that wrong of us? Our bad
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(5)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Rare vivid pink Aurora Borealis over Iceland, caused by an X-Class Solar Flare
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(22)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"What is it with airplanes and the "black boxes"? They aren't even black, they're ORANGE"
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(49)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently Craig Ferguson's lawyers are the smartest litigators on the planet after having placed a "Letterman retirement clause" in his contract
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(80)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Nez Pierce tribe to US Dept of the Interior: So now that you guys have so many bison in Yellowstone that you "cull" them every year, and seeing as how that used to be our land and hunting bison WAS kinda OUR thing originally...
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(73)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Leland Yee, that anti-gun CA State Senator busted for gun running, may be able to use his unspent campaign donations for his defense fund. Free speech, and all
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(73)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
For those of you who think Disneyland is too whimsical, you can always visit this theme park located at the bottom of a salt mine in Romania. "Make sure to dress warm"
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(20)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pakistan charges 9-month-old boy with planning murder, threatening police, and interfering in state affairs. Texas lawmakers furiously taking notes
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(68)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you would not like your brain melted, do not click this link about an awesome supercar meetup in England
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(47)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
European Space Agency launches the Earth-observing satellite Sentinel-1A, which will keep an eye on oceans and ice, land use change, the X-men, and emergency response
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(14)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Marvel has their film universe planned out through 2028. Their comic universe, however, is still decided upon every Tuesday morning by whoever in the office is least drunk
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(215)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ohio man driving on a two-lane road charged with OWWI: Operating Wheelchair While Intoxicated
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(12)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cobra man with gigantic invisible balls gives not a fark. (Not safe for work language)
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(22)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
One in ten children do not realize they live on planet Earth, says research pulled from Uranus
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(95)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Someone offers $5 million for the Wu-Tang Clan's ridiculous new promotional stunt in which they claim only a "single copy" of an album will be sold
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(36)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
New app allows users to chat with one another without an internet connection, cell phone signal or land line. Y'know, in the old days, we called that "talking"
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(27)
 
(Throwback)
 
 
 
Everyone praises Christopher Nolan for giving Batman the dark/gritty treatment he deserved. But people forget just how hardcore and dark Batman: The Animated Series was in the '90s
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(170)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Universities now offering undergrad degrees in lobbying: "Bad enough we've flooded the planet with Big Macs, Marlboros, and Miley Cyrus. Are we really gearing up to unleash a pack of highly schooled Jack Abramoffs on it as well?"
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(17)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
HP reaches $57 million settlement in lawsuit claiming they misled investors about their business strategy. Apparently they told shareholders that their plan was to actually make a profit
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(21)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Pervez Musharraf has more assassination plots against him than the entire Kennedy clan
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(6)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Rapper Wiley furious at being deported from Canada - but he is even more angry at being flown to Scotland
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(18)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions bring back QB Dan Orlovsky; one might say he's the safety plan in case of a QB emergency
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(18)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
The weapons of the Leland Yee scandal. For the record, this means that CNN has now been scooped on a political scandal by Popular Mechanics
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(47)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Great news: there is a new drug on the market that cures 95% of Hepatitis C patients, saving them from liver transplants or liver cancer. Not-so-great news: it costs $1,000 a day and has to be taken for 12 weeks
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(117)
 
(ThinkGeek)
 
 
 
This year's ThinkGeek April Fools' Day hoax everyone wishes was real: Rosetta Stone's newest language software helps you learn to speak Klingon. Bonus: As pitched by Worf
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(84)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest tourism hotspot? Somalialand. No, really - it's much less explosion-y than it used to be
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(11)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Congressman Lee Terry (R-NE) on why he was late to a hearing: "My plane was canceled for mechanical reasons. Probably an ignition switch." Awkward
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(46)
 
(Lifehacker Australia)
 
 
 
How to survive 33 hours stuck on an airplane
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(168)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After 60 years, Philip Morris closes Australian cigarette plant. 180 workers given second hand stock
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(11)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
The 2014 Russian Army world tour may soon be coming to Belarus, the Baltic states and Finland
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(110)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman found dead inside pond at the Lake Orlando Golf Club, putting her behind two strokes and creating another water hazard
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(16)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The longest planned April Fools joke for 2014 goes to Oakland A's pitcher Sean Doolittle, who worked on his joke for 15 months
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(27)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
So apparently Hobby Lobby's retirement plan invests in contraception manufacturers. Still no birth-control pills for you, though, you wanton hussy
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(157)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Letter purportedly from the USGS warning of an imminent "Big One" is a hoax. You will actually have no warning whatsoever, but let's hear from a Cucamonga ambulance driver: "I thought it might be credible"
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(20)
 
(Tiger Woods)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods won't be driving down Magnolia Lane, or anywhere else for that matter, after having back surgery
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(75)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
David Camp plans to retire to find more ways to play with his means
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(7)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Flight from Jamaica diverted back to the island after someone smelled a "smokelike substance" on the plane. Wonder what that could have been, mon
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(7)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Heritage Foundation proposes new Barefoot and Pregnant initiative, Democrats immediately co-opt the plan as the compromise position on Women's rights
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Atlanta Bishop apologizes for building himself $2.2 million mansion. Well, Jesus was a carpenter
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google Inc., the world's No. 1 Internet search provider, plans to begin testing a free search-based e-mail product called Gmail, as it battles rivals Yahoo Inc. and Microsoft Corp.'s MSN
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(101)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The few remaining moderate Republicans are quite literally on an island
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(106)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic plant
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
85% of Caterpillar's profits come from a 65 man operation in Switzerland that sells replacement parts
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(82)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
England scores some sweet Cypriot ass
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Inside the pantry that time forgot. Landlord discovers cupboard that hadn't been opened since the seventies, stocked with vintage food. Do not eat
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(101)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
New Zealand school decides there aren't enough kids with broken arms, lets them play and roughhouse without rules
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(106)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
5 Crazy Ass Things Even Your Pilot Won't Tell You About Airplane "Safety." Not including, "Your flight can mysteriously vanish"
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(21)
 
(The New York Times)
 
Video
 
Illegal Coal Mining in Poland. These guys dig it
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(4)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
For people who can barely control their fear of flying as it is, the Malaysian airliner disappearance has reinforced their conviction that planes are nothing more than thin metal tubes of certain death
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(57)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves reliever Cory Gearrin to join the rest of the Atlanta pitching staff on the DL. Frank Wren reportedly tendering an offer to the peanuts vendor in the nosebleed seats
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Checking the leaderboard, Switzerland vaults to first-place for "most likely to have a Polonium-210 incident"
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker are in Las Vegas, discussing their plans on bringing America back from the Obama abyss. Both are in agreement that he won't be able to organize his way out of this mess
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(119)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Crimean Tatars plan to declare autonomous territory in Crimea. Certainly no one would have a problem with this. Heck, barely anyone would even notice, right?
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(109)
 
(Christian News)
 
 
 
Alabama Governor Robert Bentley (R-ighteous) unveils plan to help Alabama's students overcome gang violence, drugs, alcohol, peer pressure, and negative media influence
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(107)
 
(USGS)
 
 
 
Magnitude 4.8 earthquake registered in Yellowstone National Park, home to the largest supervolcano on the planet. NOW you may panic
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(73)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do you long for the days of a confessed corrupt politician running Homeland Security? Want Comcast to own every ISP in the US? Think a salary of $250,000 is poverty line? Then you're going to be all for the GOP's 2016 Presidential campaign
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(101)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I don't always fly in a plane, but when I do, I take loads of gorgeous women
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(104)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland politicians threaten to seize equipment and assets of "House of Cards" Netflix show. "We learned it from watching you"
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(60)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Oakland Athletics are getting their season off to a good start, and it's not even Opening Day yet
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How being a regular on /b on 4chan can help you land a job
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(45)
 
(That Video Site)
 
 
 
How the actors in "Airplane" came up with jive talk
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(34)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
ABC cancels 'Once Upon A Time In Wonderland', leaving NBC's 'Grimm' as the only Fables rip-off remaining
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mars Inc. opens its first chocolate plant in 35 years in Kansas. Which shows that no matter how bad the economy gets, you will always make money by giving Americans the chance to get even fatter
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(8)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How unruly are the students at a school in Blackpool, England? They've had to call in the Marines. "The military team are working to improve health and wellbeing, as well as attendance and punctuality"
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(26)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Private cat rescue group is stunned when they are given a 3,000 square foot building situated on an acre of land - free of charge - to help even more felines. Sounds like it's time for Caturday
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(1614)
 
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
Not one but two different groups of Manchester United fans have rented out airplanes to fly banners calling for David Moyes' ouster during the game tomorrow
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(13)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Bionic Olympics to be held in Switzerland in 2016 will feature exoskeleton races and a mind-control competition
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(7)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
You don't have to worry about child trafficking going through the Atlanta airport anymore. They've put up some signs
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(78)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
100 years ago today, a group of radicals planned the murder of Franz Ferdinand. Hipster radicals, obviously, since they hated Franz Ferdinand well before the rest of us ever heard "Take Me Out"
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(117)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hit Netherlands naked reality TV dating show picked up by US network, however in-show competitions such as 'Plug The Dike's Hole' expected to lose a lot in translation
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(31)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The police don't take it lightly when you threaten violence where the relative you're fighting with works. Especially if he works at a nuclear power plant
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(7)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Every culture has at least one joke involving the Polish--whether it involves screen door submarines, spinning to change a light bulb, or being invaded by Russia--but only Americans have jokes about ambulance-chasing sharks
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(35)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
A veterinarian loses his wedding ring in the rush of emergency surgery on a dog. What does he do next? A) Write it off as lost, B) Make the dogs owner pay for a new ring or C) Go landfill diving with his wife until he finds it
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beneath the strings of red paper lanterns and narrow alleyways of San Francisco's Chinatown lies a sinister underworld run by "Shrimp Boy"
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(28)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Time for your ACA report card, and it's Politico, so you know it's totes balanced and stuff
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(27)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist Church, who preach their hate citing the first amendment are planning on picketing a liquor store that put up a sign that reads: Fred Phelps 1929-2014 Champagne 10% off Not a coincidence
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(85)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Whichever members of Fleetwood Mac are speaking to each other this month are planning a reunion tour
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(49)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Uh yeah, that's a tugboat towing a ship off the Canary Islands, not a passenger jet crash. You Spanish airport officials need some glasses
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(15)
 
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
Staten Island's "IT": The breathless freakout about rogue clowns and how easy it is to get the local media to report just about anything
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(61)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Professor, while teaching a class on "the Literature of Vigilante Justice" is attacked by an assailant who announced he was placing the professor "under citizen's arrest" and then pepper-sprayed him. Unclear if the attacker got an "A" or not
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(65)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fight Night at the Joe: 17 years ago tonight, the Red Wings and Avalanche amassed 46 penalties totaling 228 minutes in one of the greatest games in NHL history. Bonus: Claude Lemieux turtles while being pummeled by Darren McCarty at the 0:20 mark
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(37)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Scientists name dwarf planet after VP Biden. Probably because its gravitational pull makes other planets swoon and he likes to get in that hot, young star's orbit
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(25)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The man who created Teddy Ruxpin has died. No word on whether there are plans to give him an animatronic mouth and eyes and stick a cassette player in his back
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Columnist jealous of how good his dog's insurance plan is, ability to lick his own balls
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(19)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
So after Christopher Nolan's CinemaCon appearance, we still know absolutely nothing about 'Interstellar'
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(19)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
If you were counting on a hot, steaming bowl of bat soup to get you through until dinner, your plans just changed
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(15)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Why is ObamaCare like the weather in New England?
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(36)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Creationist 'Noah' film warns God may end the world again to wipe out gays and atheists, apparently completely forgetting the Biblical explanation for the rainbow. Which now makes perfect sense as a gay symbol
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(80)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thai satellite finds MH 370 debris. Wait, Thailand has a satellite?
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(20)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The freaky clown hanging around Staten Island has turned out to be a publicity stunt. Where it hunts people down and kills them
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(30)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
What is the Multiverse, and why do we think it exists? The first explanation I've ever seen that doesn't sound like a load of speculative BS
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(63)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Wu-Tang Clan comes up with a novel way to defeat piracy: only sell one copy of an album
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(69)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
California Senator Leeland Yee wins a third term. In jail
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(108)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The cell phone conversation crasher is back, and this time, he's taking it to Disneyland
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Putin, Kim Jong Un tells military to plan on annexing South Korea next year
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(109)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
The coder running for Congress recommends JavaScript as a first programming language, loses crucial Python vote
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(103)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Comcast plans to save everyone from having to watch the Phillies suck this season
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(16)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Because the English language has all of the cool cuss words
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is it a windmill? An alien landing site? A coded message to criminals? No one in London seems to know, allowing for boundless speculation
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(102)
 
(The Chive)
 
 
 
He's never had an agent or manager. No one knows if he's going to show up for filming. He has a plaque in his honor in Woodstock (Illinois). He once paid Wes Anderson $16K to be in a movie. He is...the most casual actor on the planet
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(142)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Toronto Maple Leaf fans make their annual switch from planning the route of the Stanley Cup parade to catching mathematical elimination fever
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(30)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Twitter page showing drunk and naked teenagers from Long Island has been deactivated. Parents now working on deactivating the teens
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(7)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Transnistria predicted to be Russia's next target. U.N. plans on issuing a statement just as soon as anyone can actually find it on a map
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(20)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Longtime Cleveland Indians radio announcer Tom Hamilton fights back tears as his son makes his first MLB plate appearance. Dusty video to the left. Snarky comments about Cleveland's sports history to the right
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(23)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
With at least 14 dead and 176 missing after the landslide in Washington, local official decides to blame the victims, saying that the residents disregarded "(our) message after message that there's a high risk of landslides." Stay classy
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(99)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
How hard is it to find a plane in the middle of an ocean? Turns out that it's pretty farking hard
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(103)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Putin planning to defeat the West with fitness. Richard Simmons: Your country needs you
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(47)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Citrus Bowl to change its name after someone realizes no one's seen an orange grow around Orlando in years
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(29)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ireland needs shaggy sheep for 'shearing Olympics', cold, lonely nights
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(31)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Good news: 'Prometheus 2' is coming in 2016. Bad news: it's written by the guy who penned 'The Green Lantern'
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(97)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby wants to provide employees decent wages, nice hours, a retirement plan but no access to IUDs or morning after pills
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(211)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As Scotland considers whether to declare independence from the UK, the Shetland Islands - home to thousands of Viking descendants and large reserves of oil and gas - consider whether to declare independence from Scotland
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(10)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Video of the Mendota bridge 61 car pileup (Not safe for work language)
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(68)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Subby would fly in this dude's plane anytime
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(12)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In loving memory of GWAR's Dave Brockie, here's Oderus Urungus reading "Goodnight Moon." (Not safe for work language, threats of violence against children)
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(8)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Not news: D.C. woman calls for an ambulance. News: Paramedics start to argue. FARK: She takes the Metro to the Hospital
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(64)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Texas cop gets a ticket from a 14-year-old girl for parking in a fire lane. FARK: She does NOT get TAZED
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(128)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
There's a creepy clown creeping through Staten Island streets that's freaking out the residents, Internets
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(54)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland steamed, calls imminent signing of Sanchez dirty
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(40)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Tenting one's fingers has become the go-to bit of body language for TV and movie villains. Eeexcellent
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(26)
 
(3yen (Japan))
 
 
 
Japanese discount store installs surveillance Gamera
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(12)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
When you run for Senate, lots of questions are going to be asked about your past. Like that time you landed your crippled reconnaissance plan in China instead of dropping it in the ocean like you were instructed
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(113)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker says he really doesn't want to sabotage Obamacare. And if you believe that I've got this other healthcare plan to sell you
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(66)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton says she gets asked about running for office almost every day, because though we fought to free ourselves from England over 230 years ago, we in America still seem to want royal families to rule us
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(101)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Queen of England takes a selfie, is not amused by it
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Australians and Chinese spot possible plane wreckage, this is not a repeat from any point in the last 2 weeks
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(69)
 
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
"The airplane stays up because it doesn't have the time to fall." -Orville Wright. Not so true for this plane at the Wright Brothers Memorial Park
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(20)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
King of bad decisions decides to get a tattoo while flying in a private plane
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(48)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
For sale: One province, lots of land, attractive women, potential language barrier possible. Willing to consider trade. Maybe even Florida
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(125)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's play Grand Theft Auto 5 with Coco Peru (some Not safe for work language)
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(33)
 


Sat March 22, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Yeah...we know you're staying here in case your loved ones come back from that missing plane but...we need this hotel because we have a race coming up so, do you mind...leaving?" - Ferrari's Formula One Team
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(93)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Anime style art featuring a female wrestler wielding a giant hammer? Another one dual wielding swords? Alice in Wonderland with a touch of horror thrown in? Sold. Oh, you have Power Girl too? Man, might just get all my internets today
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(41)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Iraq war vet and Occupy protester awarded $4.5 million for damages because Oakland police thought all shooting a guy in the head with buckshot would be nonlethal as long as you wrapped it in a beanbag
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(64)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
First look at M. Night Shyamalan's newest movie. The twist is that someone still lets M. Night Shymalan make a new movie
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(41)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
FYI: It's Furry Weekend in Atlanta. You've been warned
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(81)
 
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
First book in a new series gets translated into 45 languages before even being published, and the movie rights have already been sold. But don't get your hopes up - it's described as "the next Twilight"
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(35)
 
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Portland man finds rat swimming in his toilet. Officials: "It's quite common"
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dear donator, Goodwill would like to thank you for the old clothing, but due to 4.7 billion pounds of clothing donated annually, yours will be placed in landfills, get recycled into rags or be sent to crush a 3rd world country's economy
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(110)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Hackers thwarted by University of Maryland's improved security measures. Just kidding, they got hacked again
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(17)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Creationists 'demand' equal airtime on Neil deGrasse Tyson's 'Cosmos' to provide 'balance'. Sorcerers, shamans, yogis and alchemists unable to comment
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(240)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Mitt 'Landslide' Romney: "It is hard to name even a single country that has more respect and admiration for America today than when President Obama took office." Math and facts: Almost all of them do
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(229)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
So, yeah, um, that debris we saw...we can't find it now. And, um, did you know that airplanes are made of materials that sink?
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(83)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
House Republicans want to overturn the Antiquities Act of 1906, which provides for the establishment of protected National parks, because Obama. If successful, they also plan to beat Smokey Bear to death with a bible
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(107)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
"The Atlanta Braves are in trouble with their starting rotation" is the greatest understatement since Noah called the weather bureau and got a recording predicting light fog and drizzle
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(47)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Landfill search for buried E.T. Atari video games halted. In other news, somebody actually wants to find the buried E.T. games
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(32)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Planet Fitness - "No judgment (unless you're Muslim)"
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(97)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones cancel entire Australia and New Zealand tour after the death of Mick Jagger's former girlfriend. Which is unusual since the Stones didn't even take a break after any of the times Keith Richards was found dead
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(30)
 
(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
The Cleveland Cavaliers may not have much to look forward to this season, save for their amazing pre-game intro
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(32)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a revelation that's sure to calm conspiracy theories, Malaysia knew more than a week ago the plane wasn't in the area they were searching
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(95)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Apparently in 2012, a giant "coronal mass ejection" from the sun that probably would have caused about $2.6 TRILLLION in damages to earth's power and communications grid had it hit, missed our planet by THAT MUCH
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(71)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Maryland Transportation Authority will post "do not tailgate" sign to keep trucks from launching more cars into Chesapeake Bay. Even though it was just a Chrysler
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(79)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Violating company's dress codes can make you look more successful, capable and happy with your job. So there's never been a better day to wear that codpiece and your floppy hat with the peacock feather than today (w. explanatory diagram)
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(27)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♫ Life in the bus lane ♫
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(26)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Rare ugly-ass Kakapo chicks hatched in New Zealand
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(29)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Plane found??
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(225)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why pay for expensive breast implants when you can just inject Vaseline into your chest? Oh. I guess that's why
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(79)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Icelandic volcano Hekla getting heftier, Leon getting larger
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(61)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News: Don't worry if we haven't found that missing plane yet. After all, it took 2000 years to find Noah's Ark
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(94)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A brief history of how shaving has evolved over the past 100,000 years. Obviously not applicable in Seattle or Portland
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(73)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mr. T to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame, is sure to need to be sedated for the flight to the ceremony since the Ultimate Warrior will also be on the plane
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(42)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
You're not a very good prophet if you predicted that in 1968 the lost city of Atlantis would be discovered, in 1960 California would sink into the sea, and 1933 would be a very good year for the planet
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(4)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dominatrix plans to run for mayor of Toronto, promises to bring discipline to a chaotic town
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(53)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Skier checks snow to determine if it's avalanche-prone, succeeds
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(37)
 
(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over. Disney announced plans to make Incredibles 2
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(125)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Knicks owner James Dolan says he's "willfully and gratefully" giving up control of the team to Phil Jackson
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(35)
 
(People Style Watch)
 
 
 
Time for everyone's favorite fill in the blank game, Fark Libs: Keira Knightley said her "wedding dress got 'quite impressively splattered' with ____"
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(90)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company plans $50 million theme park in Canada that will offer residents summer 365 days a year rather than the 23 they currently enjoy
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(17)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
We fought them on the beaches and the landing grounds, in the fields, streets, and hills. Then we surrendered, and now welcome our grey overlords
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(29)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Airplane passenger takes picture of gremlin ripping apart the wing in mid-flight
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(90)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"We wish we had an opportunity to hijack such a plane"
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(52)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Land's End secedes from the nation of Sears
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists bring ancient moss back to life, plan to let it play for the Redskins for another season
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(5)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
There's a new "Fox News," and this time it's actually fair and balanced
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(144)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Interactive map shows all runways Malaysia flight 370 had within range. Subby checked his backyard just in case. Alas, no plane
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(49)
 
(EarthCam)
 
 
 
Stuck in at the nuclear plant? Can't leave the comic book store? Relax, you can still enjoy Saint Patrick's Day in Dublin via this live feed
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(2)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Has Courtney Love solved the mystery of the missing Malaysian plane?
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(64)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Captain America actors react to Batman/Superman taking the same release date. There will be Green Lantern insults
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(95)
 
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Ireland floods US with whiskey that isn't Jameson, urges American drinkers to mix it with Sunny D at first so the sharp, peaty taste doesn't hurt their mouths
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brain implants in the future will improve memory, vision, other cerebral functions. Unlike breast implants which cause the brain functions in men to become completely useless
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(18)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Republicans will officially 'prepare to present' and 'begin to share a memo' which 'outlines' a plan for their alternative to Obamacare
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(166)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Colour blind artist has antenna implanted inside his skull so he can 'hear' colours. Like, trippy, man
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(24)
 


Sun March 16, 2014
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
The Cascadia Subduction Zone could one day create a new West Coast. In other news, a wig-wearing bald man with a pig-squealing assistant and blonde-haired girlfriend is preparing to buy up a ton of land
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(50)
 
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
"A Really Hip Plan To Repair The Van": Musician Farker is raising money through crowdsourcing to customize van for a bandmates father that was recently paralyzed
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(1)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Fred Phelps reportedly near death. No word of plans to protest his funeral
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(564)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cool: Little known progressive band does kick ass Tull cover. Ultra cool: the band is subby's uncles. Here's Magellan performing "Aqualung." RIP Wayne
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(9)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Sappy: Mother rallies community to raise funds for her dying six-year-old son so he can take trip to Disneyland. Asinine: It was all a scam. Sick-Fark: Mother had son convinced he really had cancer and would be dead within a year
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(69)
 


Sat March 15, 2014
(Network World)
 
 
 
Think what you hear about that missing plane on TV sounds crazy? Snopes working overtime to debunk the real crazy
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(109)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Want to know where that missing Malaysia Airline flight may have landed? Any one of these 634 runways
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(320)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A map of every plane that has vanished since 1948
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(47)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news: your house is on land the church owned 500 years ago. Now pay up
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(80)
 
(Motorsport)
 
 
 
The 12 Hours of Sebring is underway. Will the primitive Daytona Prototypes continue their domination, or has this last round of "performance balancing" brought the LMP2s back into the fray?
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(51)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Landlord said he would get rid of a beehive at his apartment but never did. And he would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that meddlesome television reporter
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(53)
 
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Post Office approves Jimi Hendrix stamp. When you lick the stamp, make sure you don't have any plans for the next 12 hours
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(30)
 
(Soccerly)
 
 
 
Japan names Pikachu its official mascot for the World Cup. Blanka inconsolable
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(22)
 


Fri March 14, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New twist in the missing Malaysia flight MH370 scenario: Seismologists detected a "seafloor event" in the sea between Malaysia and Vietnam nearly two hours after the plane had contact with air traffic control
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(100)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
As it turns out, this really is a bad week to be a plane. Or a bird near a plane, for that matter
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(29)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Daily Kos diary fawns over the rantings of a Krystal Ball, a one time congressional candidate in a purplish district in Virginia, who lost in a landslide when she ran for office
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(127)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rare case of girl on girl HIV transmission in Texas. Scientists offer not so hot explanations as to how it happened
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(58)
 
(Malaysia New Straits Times)
 
 
 
New new evidence from MIL radar tracking data suggests that flight MH370 was deliberately diverted onto airway N571 heading towards Andaman Islands. SAR efforts turning the focus on Indian Ocean
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(191)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen.. Busta Rhymes now has an island named after him. At least that's what the Google says
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(16)
 
(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
IS Dixie Carter really gone from TNA? CAN Bully Ray be trusted? WILL Christy Hemme disappoint fans by wearing pants again? LIVE from ORLANDO, THIS is YOUR Impact Wrestling Discussion Thread (9pm ET on Spike)
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(321)
 
(Out There Colorado)
 
 
 
Google plans to take a 360-degree view of the Colorado River through the Grand Canyon. It won't quite feel like the real thing without feeling the severe sunburn and listening to drunken idiots on your raft, but it's a start
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(18)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The world's largest solar plant blinds pilots who fly near it. Officials are reflecting on it
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(56)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's a bad week to be a plane
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(81)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is International Pi Day. Explanation to the left, pictures of your favorite pies to the right
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(105)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Koch Industries subsidiary Americans for Prosperity bashes Mary Landrieu for accepting $27,000 in donations from Koch brothers over last fourteen years
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(46)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Archaeologists believe rivet pattern proves they have found a piece of the plane Helen Keller used before being sent to a concentration camp
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(75)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
In case you haven't said "WTF?" enough times regarding Flight 370, Malaysia investigators now believe the plane did not fly for four hours after disappearing from radar
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
RB that left NFL combine because of God speaking to him now says the world will end soon, and we're going to need a new planet earth. Somebody get this man some meds, please
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In case you haven't said "WTF?" enough times regarding Flight 370, US investigators now believe the plane flew for four hours after disappearing from radar, possibly diverted "with the intention of using it later for another purpose"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The next time you see someone walking along Orange Blossom Trail in a skin-tight dress and a wig, look away. Even a quick glance could cost you"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The first day of free agency is no longer a place to watch Cleveland and Oakland make bad decisions"
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