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500 headlines found matching 'LAN'
Tue April 25, 2017
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Does Iceland really have the best hot dog in the world? Here are the findings of two people who have sampled them
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
In the Spanish language version of T2 of course the terminator doesn't say "hasta la vista baby"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman banished from community after attacking her former lover with a sword. This is not a repeat from 1465 England
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Good: Oakland residents attempt historical reenactment. Bad: Train robbery
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man denied lung transplant by University of Utah because he had THC traces in blood dies
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(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
Earthquake hits Lancaster, Pennsylvania, not a manure pit was harmed
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Apparently Russia has its own version of Disneyland. Although in place of Mickey Mouse they've got dead Nazis and instead of the Magic Kingdom they've got a German building on fire
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump uses Melania's speechwriter Never Again becomes Oops I did it again
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
And today's weird sport comes to you from Finland - Competitive hobby horse jumping
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Terrorist planned to kill seven random Australians a month, not realising that's nothing compared to the death rate from drop bears, platipi, and mollongogoolachucks
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lucasfilm planning more Star Wars spin-off films. Jar Jar Binks bio coming soon followed by Jabba the Hutt porn starring Roger Ailes
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
If you're planning to see Guardians of the Galaxy 2 in theaters, don't leave before the credits, or you'll miss the entire movie after the main feature
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Old: The Burning Man. New: The Bombay Beach Biennale, which features a drive-in, art shows and other eccentricities in the ghostly landscape of abandoned Salton Sea resorts -- as if you tried to make art houses in Fallout: New Vegas
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Sun April 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's Homeland Security director John Kelly admits he doesn't have a clue how to stop domestic terrorists
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Fukushima plant sufficiently cleaned up so that 95 percent of site can be traversed without protective clothing, and cafeteria and convenience store are now open. "I used to eat cold rice balls. Hot meals make me happy and motivate me to work"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Heirs James and Lachlan Murdoch are shaking things up at Fox, making it a place where blonde women can say bad things about brown-skinned people without fear of sexual harassment
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Death of the Icelandic language now feared as increasing use of English, voice-activated devices, computers become more wide spread. The Icelandic language 'will soon end in the Latin bin"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
They say Melania is frosty with Ivanka. Well, nobody likes romantic competition from an old flame
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When the Opportunity rover landed on Mars in 2004, NASA managed to hit a hole-in-one. Here's a new image from the orbiter that shows it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
United Airlines parent company announces publicly that United's CEO will not be given the role of company chairman as had been planned. Then again, he will also not be dragged kicking, screaming, and bloody from his current position as CEO
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
If your lunch plans included throwing a Banquet meal in the microwave, you might want to make sure the chicken nugget tray doesn't include the salmonella brownie
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Twilight has her day planned out to the minute, but has to take care of her niece Flurry Heart, who's power can destroy Equestria with just a sneeze as well. It's A Flurry of Emotions on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family 11:30am ET
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Expect lots of frowning photographs in ID's from Rhode Island as they will no longer allow you to smile while having your picture taken
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Victorian era vibrator generates excitement in Ireland. Don't know why, it's not shaped like a dragon's wang, doesn't lay eggs in you and hasn't got a webcam interface. I guess our Great-great Nanas were more easily thrilled (Not safe for work)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mattel posts wider than expected 1Q loss, company immediately scraps plans for Ivanka's Washington Dream House
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently Air Marshals do not receive sufficient on-the-job training to know they shouldn't leave loaded guns in a plane's lavatory
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Subby will admit to stopping feeling sorry for Melania at $52M a year to keep her in New York instead of the White House, but, I can see how a piece in Vanity Fair could be sympathetic to a woman past her "checkout time" in Trump years
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Plants are not only trying to reproduce in the spring--pollen raises the suicide rate in humans. I, for one, welcome our new angiospermian overlords
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered the best location for the Earth-Romulan Treaty of Peace signing ceremony, still striking out on that whole warp-drive thing
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Taxi drivers on tiny Block Island, off the coast of tiny Rhode Island, are fighting to keep Uber and Lyft on the mainland, and so far, they're winning
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 178 Daniel Straus vs Patricio Pitbull IV for the featherweight title. Also Ilima-Lei MacFarlane vs Jessica Middleton. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET. LFA 9 follows on AXS TV
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Having built a 74-49 halftime lead, the Pacers looked like they were on track to win their first game of the series against Cleveland. And then Lebron James happened
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bay Area Fark Party - Oakland Beer Trail
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how Finland views President Trump? Well here's a short sketch about it anyway
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Words you don't want to describe your health care plan: "Comically bad"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Bad news: Bakersfield, California named the smoggiest city in America. Good news: Low visibility from blanket of brown air keeps residents from being reminded they're in Bakersfield
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
German company completes a successful test flight of the world's first vertical take-off and landing (VTOL) electric jet. Behold the future of personal transportation
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns looking to have two picks in top ten to squander
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Treasury Secretary: The tax cuts we plan to offer to businesses will pay for themselves: Why are you laughing, I'm being serious, seriously
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nintendo's planning on a Super NES Classic Edition mini-console, and that too might not be under your Christmas tree on time
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Aeroflot says no fat chicks as stewardesses because they cause the planes to burn more fuel. Sure, that's why
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: From herbs in the window to full-blown backyard setups, for many this is the time to plan the 2017 garden. What are you growing? Share your suggestions to keep Farkers set up with fresh produce
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "What Country will President Trump Insult and Offend Today" the wheel of countries lands on Canada
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(SILive)
 
 
 
"After half a century in business, Doody's Home Center is closing. Another mom-and-pop operation going under. Another bit of the old Staten Island fading away". Heh...'Doody'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump invites New England Patriots to White House. surely he couldn't make a major gaffe while talking about the Super Bowl champs, right? RIGHT?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GM's Venezuela plant was illegally seized
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly has been replaced by the sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson, whose sinister plans have come to fruition
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The GOP's newest "healthcare" plan is out, and it does reflect some major changes - that make it even worse than the first one
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is something that may help you with your summer vacation plans, as these are the best beaches in every state. Yes, even Iowa, North Dakota, and Wyoming have a beach
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Browns love their new Super Bowl winning "Kill the Head" defensive scheme. In other news, the Cleveland Browns will have a standout year on defense, followed by a loss of draft picks and multiple suspensions
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UFOs make surprise landing in rapeseed field to analyse why our earthling nutters drag wooden boards around in fields to make it look like they've landed there to study the genetic make-up of the rapeseed being grown
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(Internal Revenue Service)
 
 
 
Didn't have time to finish your tax return? Here's how to file an extension, get a part time job, begin working on a payment plan
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. intelligence officials acquire Russian think tank plans to interfere with 2016 election by pushing Trump via fake news and undermining the validity of the election. Good thing those plans never left the drawing board
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
IBM Revenue has fallen for 20 quarters in a row. At this point, the Underpants Gnomes have a better business plan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's almost as if Trump has put racist authoritarians in charge of law enforcement and given them carte blanche to do whatever. But, who among us could have guessed that might happen?
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Hollywood downgraded from "out of ideas" to "incapable of thought" as "King Kong: Skull Island" TV series is in development - completely unrelated to the movie "Kong: Skull Island." Let me list all the ways you're gonna die
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Rock-of-Gibraltar-sized asteroid will pass closer to Earth today than in 400 years. I want to show scientists' full quote about its chances of impact, but due to Fark's character limits can only include: "...the asteroid will collide with our planet"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans celebrate the death of Net Neutrality by knifing public libraries in the kidney and pushing them onto the "slow lane" tracks
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Homeland Security wants to further crater the US tourism industry while making it harder for Americans to travel through Europe
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why don't conservatives trust the mainstream media? Could it be because they're all being characterized as "trailer-park, Oxy-snorting half-wits who divide their time between retweeting Alex Jones fantasies and ironing their Klan hoods"? Naaaaah
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Air Canada pilot: We'll soon be landing in London. Does anyone have an extra rear wheel to lend us?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Nuclear energy could soon be a thing of the past, as places like Three Mile Island may close soon. Is this a good thing or do you hate to see people lose their jobs?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez kills again. In related news, Belichick plans to ask for a supplemental draft pick
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(Bang The Book)
 
 
 
Klay Thompson doesn't make shots against the Portland Trailblazers. Otherwise, he is playing great
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines in the running to be the first to lose an airplane despite satellite tracking
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Tue April 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rape victims will no longer have to prove they physically fought back in Maryland. In other news, rape victims had to prove they fought back in Maryland until now
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Head of U.S.Homeland Security to politicians: You don't like immigration enforcement? Change the law or "shut up," and support the men and women on the front lines
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With all this sudden "chatter" about Russia possessing kompromat on both Senator Fratbro and Senator Wax Bean, let's all take a stroll down memory lane and reflect on how that might have happened. Or didn't happen. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Now it's Aquaman's turn to take a shot at Atlanta traffic
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(WFPL Louisville)
 
 
 
Kentucky coal company so confident coal will make a comeback it's building a solar plant on top of a coal mine
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nicola Sturgeon told to push back Scotland's referendum as she may not be allowed to join the EU
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
'Sorry, officer, I completely forgot I was packing a loaded firearm when I boarded the plane. Oh yeah, should also mention I was the pilot'
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Queen going on massive UK and Ireland tour this year with Adam Lambert
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Derek Carr: Fark every single Raiders "fan" that is upset we're leaving the shiathole that is Oakland
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Landry says Dolphins will sweep the Patriots this year
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dear Melissa Etheridge, Too much information. Sincerely, The entire planet Earth
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fake president says fake media is "badly slanted." Must be a day that ends in Y again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In "news that would have been much more exciting one stolen Supreme Court seat ago": a landmark gerrymandering case from Wisconsin looks headed to the Supreme Court
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA playoffs continue with Indiana at Cleveland starting at 7:00pm EDT and Memphis at San Antonio starting at 9:30pm EDT. Both games will be on TNT
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Skee-Ball in the 21st century? Company has big plans to expand out of county fairs and family entertainment centers and into your daily life via pro Skee-Ball leagues and - wait for it - a Skee-Ball app
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Disney shows off Star Wars Land and just SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas didn't think its cunning plan through as bill that forbids cities from creating a protected class would nullify existing ordinances protecting LGBT people, veterans, the elderly, and pregnant women
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
General Sherman calls upon the power of Thor to continue his siege on Atlanta
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Shut off the computer when I read "DIY fecal transplants"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Philanthropy is becoming an ideological arms race
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Gamers are helping scientists discover exoplanets
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Dylan Roof's sentencing, the last meal on the Titanic, and the fate of Uber in Italy. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-04-09 to Sat 2017-04-15
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the tension surrounding North Korea? Awesome. Here come Russian and Chinese surveillance ships to follow U.S.S. Carl Vinson's every move
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cleveland man at large killing random people on Facebook Live
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kelsey Plum, who broke NCAA scoring record, is drafted first by the WNBA, will now decide if that will be a more lucrative career move than using her college degree to land a minimum wage job
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Melania and Barron are moving to the White House, mostly so Barron can take over when Jared is off skiing
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Kramer and Newman's cunning plan foiled
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Apparently Donald and Melania have his and her planes. They already live in separate homes, sleep in separate beds, and keep separate bathrooms. Why not fly in separate planes, as well
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Sat April 15, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Planet GJ1132b appears to be...class M
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Army plans to bring "Rat Patrol" back
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this splendid esplanade
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Have you missed watching a Cubs player hitting a home run onto Waveland Avenue? Addison Russell is here to help
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Fri April 14, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Before the US entered WWI, two Americans volunteered as ambulance drivers, then wrote literary masterpieces. One was 19-year old Hemingway, the other was 21-year old John Dos Passos, whose "impassioned warning against war sadly fell on deaf ears"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Why yes that was a Russian spy plane that you may have seen flying over the United States--and it's coming for Canada next
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Retired Keebler elf Jeff Sessions is surprised that people aren't getting behind his plans to recriminalize marijuana growing, sales, possession and use
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Big Pharma makes that jump from villainy to super-villainy by planning to destroy stockpiles of generic drugs in order to drive up medicine prices 4000%. Muhahahah
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(Tor.com)
 
 
 
Piers Anthony's Xanth novels to become feature film and TV series; Roman Polanski and Woody Allen hope to direct
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Thu April 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
WWE star CJ Perry, aka "Diva Lana" said she was "violated" by a TSA agent at Boston's Logan Airport. Sadly, since there were no folding chairs available nearby, she was forced to ask for police assistance to resolve the matter
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump preparing new punishments for North Korea, reportedly planning an oil embargo, intercepting cargo ships, or perhaps even the ultimate punishment of opening a Trump Casino in Pyongyang
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scotland could join Canada if it wasn't for the inconvenient fact that Scots and Canadians are natural enemies
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer does the unforgivable every day, and the English language may never recover
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers claim that a forgotten people had a surprisingly sophisticated and complex society. Difficulty: They lived in Scotland
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Truck dumps foam tomahawks on the highway, blocking 2 lanes of I-75 and giving Atlanta drivers a glimpse of the traffic horror show that will commence when the Braves open their new county-funded traffic jam machine tomorrow
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
It turns out that Trump might have a very different plan on how to put coal miners back to work
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Did United CEO Oscar Munoz get preferential treatment for his heart transplant last year? Either way, it doesn't appear to have worked
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Body of a man who witnesses say was tossed out an airplane lands on the roof of a Mexican hospital. Well, if nothing else, you DO have to admire their aim
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
John Madden is not too happy with the Oakland Raiders leaving for Las Vegas. "I would hate to be a coach to take a team in there"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Winnie the Pooh seen nervously fleeing Maryland
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'Inappropriate' blanket, or BEST. BLANKET. EVAR?
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Wed April 12, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis suing NFL over Rams' relocation. San Diego and Oakland watch with more than passing interest for settlement checks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump healthcare plan failed due to a deeply divided GOP, no support from Democrats, and seriously fuzzy math. So, guess what three things are waiting for the Trump infrastructure plan?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand averts fast food meltdown as new shipments of Chicken McNuggets arrive
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's time America goes back to the moon, if only to replace the six U.S. flags we planted there before we lose our sovereignty
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(MSN)
 
 
 
United (who else?): "Every ticket, of course, guarantees a passenger a seat on the plane"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Surely, no one can really defend United Airlines after dragging a passenger off a plane. Fox: Hold our beer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly announces he's taking a pre-planned vacation
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
United, in an effort to improve public relations, has added scorpions to its airplanes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cosmopolitan runs story on "how she lost 44 pounds without any exercise." The answer is to get cancer. She got cancer. Strangely, readers didn't think that was a good weight loss plan
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Second rate Bond villain, FCC chairman Ajit Pai's plan to kill net neutrality will also completely destroy internet privacy. Are you tired of #winning yet?
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Tue April 11, 2017
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Oakland Raiders now only team in NFL to go three years without an arrest
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Oleg and Ruslan are set to ambush their first suspect. The Kansas honey traps get sticky. Gabriel lies to the Jennings while Philip's shocking past is revealed. Come see if Martha can complete her shopping list on F/X's 'The Americans,' 10PM EDT
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Office building in downtown Portland gets tired of waiting for the big earthquake, develops huge crack prompting fears of collapse
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Blanket needs his Linus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Decepticon Island keeps killing penguins with lava; Autobots realize this because the birds' keep pooping in the energon
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette finds apology by her former manager for mismanagement not sufficient
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(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Anti-gay pastor who said Orlando shooting victims "got what they deserved" convicted of molesting boys
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before we get a "Why is USA planting fake weapons in Syria thanks to Dems and corrupt Fake Media WE MUST STOP THEM" tweet
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cleveland Cavaliers lose after blowing a big fourth-quarter lead, Not a repeat from yesterday
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Racist church shooter Dylann Roof will receive the death penalty and 9 life sentences just in case he's a cat or something
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That attack on the Syrian airfield that was an epic failure may have actually seriously degraded Syria air power. Or not. You'd think that if Syria had lost even one plane, CNN would be all over it
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
The minimum wage prevents people from entering the workforce and gaining the skills that can eventually land them higher-income jobs
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It's better to be lucky than good - Portland Trailblazers edition
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Flying may suck and you may be randomly selected to be forcefully "volunteered" to be removed from your flight, but at least the FCC ruled to keep the ban forbidding cellphone calls from an airplane
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
If by "stork" you mean a giant white Turkish Airlines plane headed to Burkina Faso, then yeah-storks deliver babies, sure
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff posts video taunting heroin dealers, while flanked by four guys who'd be straight out of an ISIS execution video if it weren't for the words 'Sheriff' on them
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
New England Patriots: We don't have anywhere to put our fifth Super Bowl banner. The rest of the NFL: We know where you can put it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats reveal plan to pull an Atlanta Falcons with SCOTUS filibuster rules when back in power
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cleveland Cavaliers enter the wrong end of the NBA record books by blowing a 26-point 4th quarter lead. It's the biggest blown fourth-quarter lead in almost 15 years
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Evan Turner of the Portland Trail Blazers doesn't trust white condiments at all, and he even won't look at mayonnaise
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump's personal helicopter landing at Mar-a-Lago raises questions. Fark: by Fox News
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has decided that being a former Fox News commentator doesn't really qualify KT McFarland to have a seat on the National Security Council, so he's making her ambassador to Singapore instead
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Sun April 09, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
An explanation of its Pres. Trump series by the LATimes editorial board. Article links to entire six part series of op-eds
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The definitive list of the best places to retire in the US. Suck it, Rhode Island
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saturday begins with Hornets at Spurs at 7:30. At 10, it's Swans at Hammers, Hull at Citeh, Burnley at Boro. 12:30 match is Chelsea at Cherries. Sunday has 8:30 United at Sunderland, followed by Toffees and Foxes. This is your Weekend EPL Thread
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Some Rambling Man)
 
 
 
If you're planning a road trip across the U.S. follow this man's path, he knows the way
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Icebergs threaten shipping lanes near where the Titanic sank. This time, it's personal
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ford invents crib that lulls babies to sleep by simulating the sensation of a car ride. If only there were a meme to express one's desire for the seller to desist with the explanation and immediately accept remuneration for such a desirable product
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Syrian warplanes just took off from airport we spent $93 million bombing 15 hours ago
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(MMA Fighting)
 
Boobies
 
NY State Athletic Commission declares Pearl Gonzalez ineligible to fight in UFC 210 tomorrow due to having breast implants. They informed her after weigh-ins
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you plan on traveling to Hawaii, do your best to avoid undercooked slugs
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(The Street)
 
 
 
The retail wheel of misfortune spins again ... and lands on Rue21
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Crocodile Hunter's kid looks just like him which is good because he plans on recklessly handling wild animals for a living, just like dad
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Planning on going to the beach this summer? Here are the 25 best beaches in the United States
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Comet TV)
 
 
 
There was a planned sequel to 1999's "Deep Blue Sea," and the script was absolutely more absurd than the original
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The oral history of Something Awful (Not safe for work language)
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
All this business about Russians and elections and surveillance makes my head spin. I have questions - twenty, to be exact. Here they are, in random order
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
For a brief window of time, the TSA website wrongly informed air travelers that it was OK to bring medical marijuana onto planes
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
ICE arrests 82 people, not the cleaning lady and landscaper kind, the Group W bench kind
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran wants to increase the world's population of soulless gingers, and he has a plan
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(Crain's Detroit)
 
 
 
Ford adds 130 jobs, invests $1.2 billion into three Michigan plants, denies the rumor that the jobs are for call center operators giving out recall information
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(Time)
 
 
 
Forget about those little holes in airplane windows and find out why airplane seats don't line up with the windows
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Homeland Security would like to see proposals for a border wall. Photoshop a proposal that trumps all others
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Fresno Police say they have leads on the identity of 'mermaid' found with webbed toes. In other news, Atlantis may actually be near America's Raisin Capital
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Taser International, in response to Jeff Sessions' plans to end police accountability, offers free bodycams and cloud storage to all US police agencies for one year. Also, renames itself to "Axon." Feeling nervous?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Romero News Network reports that Trump's economic strategy sounds more like an infomercial than a real plan
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
F-16 Pilot ejects over Prince George's County, Maryland. Sideways pointed small arms fire suspected as the culprit
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Kare11)
 
 
 
"Golden shiners at center of bait debate" Not QUITE as interesting as it appears at first glance
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Archer is BACK, this time as a private dick. Anybody? Are we doing phrasing this season? It's Archer: Dreamland, tonight at 10PM EDT on FX....X
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man dies from cow vigilante attack. In other news, India has cow vigilantes
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(WWE)
 
 
 
What is the fallout of NXT Takeover Orlando? How did the Total Divas react to the Brand Extension Draft? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network, then Total Divas on E at 9 pm
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Mulholland Drive: a dream analyst explains why that diner scene scared the Fark out of you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Almost 68 years ago, the first de Havilland Comet changed aviation forever when it soared into open skies with aluminium fuselage, pressurised cabin, hydraulic controls, and four jet engines. "There were few flights that were without incident"
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(Comet TV)
 
 
 
On April 19, an asteroid will fly past Earth at the closest distance to the planet since 2004. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Landlords are threatening to call ICE on tenants that refuse to sign leases that would raise their rent
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A dozen wedding train wreck stories, from the wedding planners that watch with detached amusement and cashed checks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some of the bids for Trump's Mexico border wall include plans for a tourist balcony
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Jersey bill calls for a $1,000 tax credit for organ donors. Difficulty: Convincing a transplant patient to accept an organ donation from someone from New Jersey
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Alan Tudyk - movie robot playing man
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Operation Burn it to the Ground progressing as planned. Thanks, Bannon
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Pluto downgraded from dwarf planet to water treatment company
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Parents call the emergency services fearing their son may be suffering from psychiatric problems, so he steals the ambulance and goes on a joyride. Proving them right
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cassini orbiter's retirement plans include visiting Saturn, burning to death
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
It's Tuesday, and there is football. At 2:45, Burnley host Stoke, Leicester have Sunderland, Watford face West Brom. At 3 pm, Man United and Everton meet to see who will occupy the Europa League spot. This is your EPL Discussion Thread on NBCSN
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford free to continue reign of terror and rain of airplane parts, FAA will not discipline him for taxiway landing
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Life of 'Penthouse' founder Bob Guccione to be made into TV series. "The plan is to do it on cable, Amazon, Netflix or somewhere where we can do it uncensored." In other news, this could be the highest rated TV show in history
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Lana Wood--Hollywood royalty, Bond girl, Natalie's sister, and mother of a cancer patient--faces life as a septuagenarian eviction victim
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Kroger has a plan that will make Walmart and Target shake in their wee little boots
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nicola Sturgeon circumvents Theresa May on her quest for an independent Scotland
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Mon April 03, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Study finds babies cry more in Britain, Canada and The Netherlands than any other countries, possibly as they realize they have a life of boiled food, deprecating comparisons to the US or jokes about Dutch Rudders ahead of them
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson may be the next washed-up star to run his way to New England
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty's April Fool's season premiere reignited interest in McDonald's Mulan-inspired Szechuan sauce
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Will the Leafs take advantage of a tired Buffalo squad? Will the Wings play spoiler for the Sens? Will anyone watch Montreal's meaningless tilt with Florida? It's Monday NHL action, with 3 Atlantic playoff berths still on the line. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Welcome to 1984: Company implants workers with microchips so bosses can monitor toilet breaks and how long they work
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
The ice caps in Greenland have officially melted past the point of no return. Thanks, Trump
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(BBC)
 
 
 
One man patrols the mean streets of a city in England, righting wrongs and defending the language. Meet the Grammar Vigilante, armed only with his self-made weapon, The Apostrophiser (video)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There are signs that Fox may have a contingency plan to throw Bill-O under the bus
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
NASA Mars probe completes 50,000th red planet orbit, now qualifies for frequent flier miles
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Lesnar Vs. Goldberg. Wyatt Vs. Orton. Reigns Vs. Undertaker. Rollins Vs. Triple H. McMahon Vs. Styles. Jericho Vs. Owens. Hosted by The New Day, it is WWE WrestleMania 33, The Ultimate Thrill Ride, live from Orlando on the WWE Network @ 7PM ET
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland's Market Garden Brewery announces they are moving away from making beer and will soon be making milk instead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Homeless man accused of starting the I-85 Atlanta highway fire due to a crack habit ordered held on a completely reasonable $200,000 bail
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Yesterday was April fools, so of course Edmonton is the top team in the Pacific and Toronto 2nd in the Atlantic. The Bruins & Ducks look to restore order to the Universe in 2 of the 11 NHL games today. First puck drops at 12:30 ET
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you already marked your calendar to watch the American Idol reboot in 2018, you can now make other plans
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jay-Z becomes the first celebrity to approve of Bill de Blasio's idiotic plan to close Riker's Island
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Sat April 01, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Shinsuke Nakamura end the Glorious title reign of Bobby Roode? Can Ember Moon dethrone the "Empress of Tomorrow" Asuka? Will Andrade "Cien" Almas feel tranquilo after facing Aleistar Black? Find out on NXT TakeOver: Orlando, 8 PM ET on WWE Network
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Aliens just landed their ship near me and they are asking to be taken to the planet's leader. Who do I send them to? Need advice soonish on this because they look really POed about something
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
As if haggis, bagpipe music, skittish sheep, and blue-faced men yelling FREEDOM weren't bad enough Scotland has added polar bears into the mix (we know the tag doesn't work, but we're on a roll so we're going with it)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Crazed stalker tells reporters he was "put on this planet to be with Sofia Vergara." Oh wait, it was Joe Manganiello. Not that anyone can really tell the difference
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cool: Wildflowers bloom in the California desert after record rains, leaving a beautiful landscape. Fail: Thousands of tourists descend upon the desert, offending locals and creating traffic jams
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Corporate America not down with Trump's plan to kill the planet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's tax plan could finally achieve equality in the US ... by shifting 99.6 percent of the tax relief to the wealthiest 1 percent of the country so that everybody else can be equally poor
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Anyone who thinks Bob Dylan cannot sing is wrong
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta Journal Constitution: Here are answers to your questions about the I-85 bridge collapse. Why did the bridge collapse? We don't know
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Anywhere else, if you plan an armed robbery, you'd usually have at least one whole gun. Of course, this is Florida
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Scotland to UK: You blokes have fun with the whole Brexit thing. We'll be heading for the lifeboats
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Ichiro plans on playing until he's 50, then take a really long nap
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Falkland Islands prepare for another in a long string of Blue Mondays as Argentina uses the Brexit threat to stage a new coup on the island
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Because of the announced move to Las Vegas, Draymond Green says Oakland fans should boycott. Unfortunately Raiders fans love to go to the games because it fits their schedules since the courts are closed on Sunday
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Georgia governor declares a state of emergency as Atlanta traffic becomes slightly worse
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe called 17 GOP Senators to tell them they "knew better" than to block Garland's nomination. Nine responded that they couldn't do anything about it because the Koch brothers or somebody is going to drop $5 million into my race and I'll lose
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you can deal with getting paid $13,000 a month while traveling to exotic locations and staying in some of the world's fanciest homes, this is the job for you. Some call it the 'best job on the planet'
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Like that one halfling thief you can't get rid of, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This week, Planescape Torment: Enhanced Edition was announced, as well as a Telltale Games GOTG game series. What's the last game you bought or was bought for you?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Georgia Tech gets burned by TCU in the Men's NIT Final. Atlanta trifecta in play
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Days after Congress repeals ISP privacy protections Verizon announces plans to install software on customers' devices to track what apps customers have downloaded
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Flush with the success of Flamin Hot Cheetos, a Frito Lay plant is trying new Artillery Shell and Mortars flavor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lost in the shuffle today was Vice President Pence casting the 51st vote to strip federal funds from Planned Parenthood. With a chance of the ACA being repealed next week, you ladies are gonna have to learn to just keep your godless legs shut
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese government spokesman says "there is no such thing" as man-made island created by China in the South China Sea, and besides, all the building they are putting up on them are for civilian, not military purposes
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Homeland Security chief says mothers and children won't be separated at the border. Dads can GTFO though
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Will upcoming French elections, tumbling pound, triggering of Brexit, and President's border-adjustment tax affect your Bourdeaux this year? 770 million bottles hang in the balance
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX tries for the first reused first-stage launch of the SES-10 satellite from Cape Canaveral, FL. There will be a landing attempt on the barge and a 30% chance of a weather delay. The launch window opens at 6:27pm EDT and will last for 2.5 hours
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"The new American government is placing its emphasis on isolation, import barriers and the one-sided assertion of its own interests. If this strategy was right, then North Korea would be an economically powerful land of plenty"
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(myAJC)
 
 
 
Atlanta's giant robot sphincter issues might delay games
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
In case you were skeptical about Russell Westbrook as this year's NBA MVP, consider last night's one-man destruction of the Orlando Magic
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP calls potential Gorsuch filibuster by Democrats "unprecedented". Merrick Garland unavailable for comment
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Finally Nobel Prize snob Bob Dylan will pick up his prize ...five months after winning it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The European Space Agency's next Mars probe will be creating a new crater/junk heap at either Oxia Planum or Mawrth Vallis
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kansas voters: We want Medicaid expansion. Kansas Legislature: Okay, you can have it. Gov. Brownback: No you can't, and it's all Planned Parenthood's fault
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Instagram is the most narcissistic social network on the planet"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bland runner: Scarlett Johansson tries to reanimate an anime classic, fails
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(Reykjavik Grapevine (Iceland))
 
 
 
Iceland record-breaking baby boom appears 9 months after historic World Cup victory. UPDATE: Story is false. LGT site with corrected story
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Wed March 29, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former writer for Breitbart reveals the company--and Bannon--violated laws by cutting deals with their landlord, a wealthy Egyptian. The conflict of interest continues
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Tonight on 'The Expanse,' the crew of the Roci search Ganymede for Dr. Strickland. Bobby goes for a swim on Earth. Amos and Prax team up and The Blue Man Group tour is still just a rumor. So, grab some canned chicken and tune in to SyFy at 10PM EST
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. We hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Oakland: "You still owe $90 million to the public from the last time you moved" Raiders: "Oh you were serious about that? Let us laugh even harder"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
They be all like you need pants in Orlando
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Standing high in a van to take the best selfies of incoming planes at the start of an active airstrip. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Some Sucker)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed plans to go public in 2018 according to a report from P.T. Barnum
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ten years after buying the company for $10 billion, Toshiba executives announce they are putting Westinghouse into bankruptcy and removing it from the company's financial statements. Seems nobody wants nuclear power plants anymore
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Brain implants help paralyzed man drink coffee on his own for 1st time in years. Still no cure for cancer, but hey coffee
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots think domestic violence is worse than murder
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
The Democratic mayor of Baltimore vetoes a Democrat-passed bill advancing a plank of the DNC platform. That was also her biggest campaign promise last year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump and GOP last week: "We have no healthcare Plan B, if this fails, that's it." This week: "We totally have like 50 Plan Bs and we're very determined to kill as many of you people as possible"
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Petition circulates demanding Melania Trump move to the White House or she and her husband pay for security out of their own pocket
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
In reasoned response to single hobo armed with an ice cream, Fresno Police deploy 50 cars, K9, 2 choppers, 2 ambulances, fire truck, robot, SWAT team, another SWAT team, crisis negotiating team, and destroyed some guy's home the hobo was hiding in
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Kyle MacLachlan talks about living with David Lynch through Paul Atreides, Jeffrey Beaumont, Agent Dale Cooper, and now Agent Cooper again. "I think in some ways, I am an extension of him, and give him the opportunity to move through those worlds"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Guys, it's not "fake news" when you've been charged with 15 felony counts for your "fake" Planned Parenthood undercover videos
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How noisy is the transportation where you live? Is it planes, trains or automobiles?
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Dutch scientist proposes circular runway for maximum efficiency in air-traffic control and airport land usage. Pilots on the ground can taxi into takeoff position with a so-called Dutch rudder
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde impersonator fools attendees at New Zealand pitch dark dance party. Randy Marsh unavailable for comment
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Scientists provide detailed plan to hit the Paris climate change target.... yeah, we're screwed
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Coal-powered energy plant to Trump: Screw you, we're still going with clean energy
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(Sports Climax)
 
 
 
Raiders owner Davis "We'd seriously consider playing in Oakland for two, maybe three seasons". Oakland City Council President Reid "I plan to consult with attorneys to see if there's a loophole to force you out of our stadium lease"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In Scotland, the popularity of the name Donald has really plummeted. Kinda like when Adolf took a hit back in the forties
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Planet McPlanetface may be four times the size of Earth and ten times as silly
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
For the first time in over a year, the Cleveland Cavaliers are no longer the top seed in the Eastern Conference
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Remember that landlord who wouldn't let out his houses to battered women? Turns out he won't let "coloureds" live in his houses either, because he doesn't like them making the house smell of curry. Apparently this is a repeat of 1972
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And now Conservatives are challenging climate change denier and walking environmental disaster Scott Pruitt as they realize we really need this planet
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
In Switzerland, onion skins are more expensive than actual onions
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Conservative goes on Anderson Cooper to boast Obamacare is in a death spiral, gets smacked down by Robert Reich who demands things like evidence, proof, and explanations
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Another sign the end of times is upon us, they're hearing sinister 'apocalyptical trumpet' noises from the sky in Nottingham, England again
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Turns out Paul Ryan's reputation as a wonky genius was a bit oversold; Republicans are bedazzled when you bother to use numbers at all, but his tax plan is "a modest proposal"-level garbage
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump's total failure as a statesman is highlighted as members of the GOP bring Putin's advance man Nigel Farage to the United States with plot to split California in half by applying his best Leland Gaunt impression
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
After the "girls in leggings" fiasco this week, here are some thoughts about what IS acceptable to wear on an airplane
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
If not for a selfie, macaque might still be languishing in obscurity... ~giggle~
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt lands on his feet, Sandra Bullock
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
After public transportation breaks down in the Bay Area, Lyft and Uber rates surge to "unbelievable prices." Hippies demand an explanation for this whole Supply/Demand scheme
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Yesterday marked the 20th anniversary of the most violent clash in the blood feud between the Detroit Red Wings and the Colorado Avalanche. Here are all ten fights to satiate your hockey bloodlust
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There be oil off Scotland, again
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Sometimes, trying the scared straight tactic of a drill sergeant on a pre-teen doesn't go exactly as planned
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Yeah sure, California is liberal as we all know, but it wasn't always the case. Stroll down memory lane with the xenophobes and the racists of the California of yore
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Gentlemen, we've come up with a plan to solve the Navy's problems of landing aircraft on carriers." "Are you sure it works?" "No, but we came up with a hell of an acronym for it, so it's all good"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Val Kilmer has become 'that guy' who won't quit tweeting about his crush, even though she's married and Cate Blanchett
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell to the City of Oakland: "I'm not sure how often and in how many different ways I can say this, you're farked"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Disney is planning Star Wars movies through at least 2030. Perhaps we'll get that grim and gritty Ewok adventure we've been waiting for
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Debbie's coming in for a landing
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(axios.com)
 
 
 
The House Freedom Caucus' next trick: demanding that Planned Parenthood be defunded in the spending bill next month, threatening a shutdown of the Federal Government
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Sun March 26, 2017
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
People with absolutely nothing to do in life plan to ban people walking six dogs at once
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland to consider cracking down on those worthless asshats who cruise in the left lane without yielding to faster traffic. No word on plans to crack down on them for being Maryland drivers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RNC PR-BS: White House will court moderate Democrats on the border wall-containing tax plan, possibly bypassing the House Freedom Caucus
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail scientists dress svelte model in three different sets of office wear to learn which gets most glances from attractive men in eye-tracking glasses. The result was shocking
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Beauty and the Beast is #1 with $91 million while the Power Rangers reboot is #2 with $41 million. Kong: Skull Island is #3 with $14 million, Logan dropping to #5 with $10 million. CHIPS bombs at #7 with $7 million
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Although it has had its ups and downs, the Coney Island Cyclone will be celebrating its 90th birthday
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To celebrate the Trumpcare bill going exactly as planned, President Trump takes a rare break from the White House to get a golf trip in. At a Trump golf club, of course
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton is on the pole flanked by Vettel with new Mercedes team driver Bottas third. Will Mercedes continue Formula 1 dominance or will Ferrari or Red Bull be competitive? This is the Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix at 1am EDT on NBCSN
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists turn spinach leaf into working heart tissue. First salad transplant can't be far behind
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Scientists have decoded the secret language of prairie dogs and it turns out all this time they've secretly been talking about us
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Three weeks left in the regular season. Can the Flyers start a miracle run? Will there be a new Atlantic Division leader? Will the Sharks end their losing streak? Flyers/Blue Jackets @ 2pm ET, Sens/Habs @ 7pm ET, Sharks/Preds @ 8pm ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Ric Romero has come out of retirement under a fake name to let us all know that Harrison Ford was distracted when he flew over plane
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The GOP was counting on wiping out nearly $1 trillion in Obamacare taxes to help finance the sweeping tax cuts they've got planned for their next legislative act. And now it's unclear where all that money will come from." Fark needs a "ha-ha" tag
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland's police chief and Lieutenant Leasure are on leave for unspecific reasons. No, really, Lieutenant Leasure is a person's title and name
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Fri March 24, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New Zealand weatherman double downs on c-bomb blunder, blames Adele for making him flustered
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In this era of nothing-to-see-here, isn't it nice to know we used to treat kids as spies for requesting airplane pictures?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Lance Wallnau, crazed Storm Trumper pastor, believes his prayer efforts are saving Trump from leaks and witchcraft
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
The Trump family has big phallic plans for 666 5th Ave
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
What if we charged Donald Trump once per tweet, and charged everyone who followed everyone who retweeted or replied to him? Yes, Twitter is really so desperate for revenue that it's re-inventing your phone company's SMS plan
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Thu March 23, 2017
(WUWT)
 
 
 
Last remnant of North Atlantic ice sheet to vanish in 300 years, or sooner if the ice is tasty. This has never happened before, except twice before
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(Time)
 
 
 
Amazon unveils new plan to remove counterfeit goods from their website. Unfortunately the message was sent out through Amezun.com
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Best new attraction at Disneyland? Without a doubt, Dole Whip pineapple cotton candy
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Artie Lange is off of show due to heroin arrest. Says, don't do it kids, even though it feels amazing, it's bad and it can lead to you not being on a TV show
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
A new "Hyperloop," if built, could connect Seattle and Portland in 15 minutes. Or two and a half hours if the TSA gets involved
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald and Melania Trump sleep in separate bedrooms because of course they do, have you seen them? She's like an 8.5, he's a 3 on a good day
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Owner of Terminator franchise says it isn't dead, and that he has a plan to keep it alive without Arnold or Paramount. "It's something we're incredibly excited about and we think is the direction it needs to head"
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(SEC Country)
 
 
 
Lane Kiffin keeps his head down, avoids controversy at FAU. Just kidding, they've been sued before the first game
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
In one sentence, Ryan Reynolds encapsulates the disaster that was The Green Lantern: "'We have a poster, but we don't have a script or know what we want; let's start shooting'"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Need a ride home after checking yourself out of the hospital? Why not just steal an ambulance?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you're planning on texting the details of your upcoming drug swap, it's probably best not to mistakenly send it to a local prosecutor
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
In this episode of SyFy's, 'The Expanse': Gunny Draper gets a new BFF. Crisjen Avasarala clangs her big brass ones. We learn that Dr. Meng likes specifics and that Dr. Strickland is a bad pediatrician. Tonight at 10PM EDT
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
One simply does not tiptoe pass the customs officials into mainland China from Hong Kong with 1,000 diamonds in his shoes when he has a case of the walking blues
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It's a tough economy when a burglar working the evening shift makes off with only $1 and a houseplant
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Apparently nuclear plants can get small pox
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort Drafted a Plan in 2005 to Influence American and European Politics for Putin's Benefit, which incidentally is how we ended up with Trump as President
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The postseason inches closer everyday, with three magnificent hockey games on tap with Maple Leafs-Blue Jackets, Islanders-Rangers, and Oilers-Ducks. The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
It's now a crime to harass livestock with a drone in Utah, so change up those bachelor party plans
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(Night Flight)
 
 
 
The early-'70s was a great time for surreal live-action Saturday morning kids shows. That included the short-lived "Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Opium-dependent parrots begin razing entire poppy plantations, stealing money to fuel the addiction, beating their wives and talking all sorts of shiat
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Wait until he finds out that the Ku Klux Klan was founded by Democrats
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police officer stabbed inside UK Parliament. Alleged assailant shot by armed police
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Britain in shock as Tesco announces plans to stop selling Heineken
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Thanks to excitement about unstoppable Team Puerto Rico at World Baseball Classic, island is running out of blond hair dye for guys. "The majority of men have thick, dark hair and are now getting teased about looking like Ken dolls"
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Tue March 21, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico continue their WBC blonde ambition tour by defeating the Netherlands in 11 to advance to the final
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Flight attendant wrestles 5-foot snake from plane; Samuel L. Jackson unimpressed
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