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Headlines matching 'Kim Kardashian'
Sun February 12, 2012
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(Boston Herald) Interesting Bill O'Reilly defends Ellen DeGeneres' gayness. And the moon became as blood. (Bonus: "Kim Kardashian is a far worse role model than Ellen")  (bostonherald.com) (25)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Forbes) Dumbass Kim Kardashian refuses Tucker Max's money, shows surprising self-respect  (forbes.com) (147)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Starpulse) Dumbass Prici whore. Caught sayof celebrity that has stoped Liveing " See, told ya so" Is Cher dead or not. Kardashian Says yes. Tabloids Looking for credibilitys -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for bullshiat again"  (starpulse.com) (52)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Emirates 24/7) Scary Things most girls do with grandma: learn crafts, cook. Things most girls don't do with grandma: pose together in lingerie for a photo shoot  (emirates247.com) (112)


Wed January 18, 2012
(MSNBC) Obvious Khloe Kardashian undergoes fertility treatments, should be producing adequate amounts of sperm in no time  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (28)


Mon January 16, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing Best highlight of the 2012 Golden Globes? Ricky Gervais reminiscing about "Leave it to Beaver" (at 1'38")  (youtube.com) (40)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass I don't know what an Erin Wasson is, but it's screaming "Look at me, I'm an attention whore". And it needs a sammich  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)


Sun January 15, 2012
(MTV) Amusing Who will Ricky Gervais hammer? Who will he spare? Find out in your official Golden Globes discussion thread (Live, 8PM EST on NBC)  (mtv.com) (632)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Reuters) Interesting Sketchers swaps one tramp for another in their Super Bowl ad  (reuters.com) (5)


Tue January 10, 2012
(People Magazine) Sad Katy Perry backs out of People's Choice Awards. Doesn't beep like Kim Kardashian  (people.com) (42)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Starpulse) Fail If you take the best features of eight smoking hot actresses, such as Kate Beckinsale, Kelly Brook & Megan Fox, and put them together to make the "ultimate woman" you'll get someone who looks exactly like Kim Kardashian  (starpulse.com) (150)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Daily Mail) Silly Kim Kardashian Whispers that she's Chaneling Liz Taylor's Cleopatra as she poses with her White Shoulders. Her Obsession is taking a Ptolemy  (dailymail.co.uk) (35)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Starpulse) Stupid Kim Kardashian to be immortalized as a Barbie doll. "Urination Action" Ray J sold separately  (starpulse.com) (71)


Tue January 03, 2012
(SeattlePI) Interesting After a trying 2011, Kim Kardashian says she's never looking back, most likely because Dat Ass blocks the view  (seattlepi.com) (55)


Mon January 02, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Amusing How nasty is the 2012 election going to get? Well, it hasn't offically started yet, and Mitt Romey has already compared Barack Obama to Kim Kardashian  (thedailybeast.com) (56)


Sat December 31, 2011
(CBS News) Obvious Jon Huntsman says Ron Paul is "unelectable". In similar news, Paris Hilton says Kim Kardashian can't act  (cbsnews.com) (237)


Wed December 28, 2011
(MSNBC) Obvious Poll finds that people would rather live next door to religious zealots than obnoxious douche bags  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (93)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Celebslam) Stupid Kris Humphries writing tell-all about Kim Kardashian. I'm sure it will be a very scathing five-word exposé  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (59)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail Kris Humphries returns to New Jersey Nets for preseason basketball game. Just like his marriage, he's heavily booed and fails to score  (dailymail.co.uk) (35)


Tue December 20, 2011
(ok magazine) Followup Still wondering what Kim Kardashian did with her wedding gifts? Well, she played Mother Theresa ... to her family  (okmagazine.com) (32)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Porn film company gives Joan Rivers' daughter Melissa offer to appear on red carpet, blue carpet  (dailymail.co.uk) (52)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Kamloops Daily News) Spiffy Kamloops (Canada) Daily News reviews the top sports stories of the week and uses FARK's Albert Pujols headline as a perfect summation of the recent trade  (kamloopsnews.ca) (0)


Thu December 15, 2011
(USA Today) Obvious Bahbwah to the Kardashians: "You don't sing, you don't dance, you don't act. Forgive me, but you don't have any talent"  (content.usatoday.com) (172)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Dlisted) Spiffy Merry Titsmas from Christina Hendricks  (dlisted.com) (598)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Amusing Evangelical priest in Iowa sending out a new video in which he calls Newt Gingrich the "Kim Kardashian of the GOP"  (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (106)


Sat December 03, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Silly Eleven children's movies Republicans accuse of having "sinister liberal agendas" (slideshow)  (hollywoodreporter.com) (187)
(People Magazine) Followup How Britney spent her 30th Birthday. Hint: It didn't involve brawling, head shaving, or cooter flashing  (people.com) (36)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Starpulse) Obvious Kim Kardashian placed on Australian immigration watch list after introducing foreign species "Khloe Kardashian" to the ecosystem  (starpulse.com) (13)
(Yahoo) Unlikely In a sure sign of Barbara Walters' future battles with dementia, the Kardashians make her list of the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2011  (news.yahoo.com) (32)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some New Guy) Obvious Obama needs to rebrand himself. But not like the "New Coke," more like Kim Kardashian  (usnews.com) (42)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Daniel Craig says the Kardashians are 'f***ing idiots' for making careers out of their private lives. In future news, Fox announces new reality show "I used to be James Bond"  (dailymail.co.uk) (81)


Tue November 29, 2011
(LA Times) Asinine Anne Hathaway is engaged? NO, I was SAVING MYSELF for her. She is MINE, MINE  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (51)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Bitten and Bound) Cool Kirk Douglas was dishing turkey dinner at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday. Dare we suggest that 94 never looked so good? (pics)  (bittenandbound.com) (58)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Deadline) Followup While it's depressing to realize Dancing with the Stars has 13 seasons in the bag, it's still going strong. Here's who last night's winner was (spoilers, obviously)  (deadline.com) (41)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Starpulse) Obvious Kris Humphries suing Kim Kardashian for $10 million. That's a lot of anal bleaching  (starpulse.com) (39)
(Washington Post) Spiffy Washington Post thanks FARK for letting them know of Corbin Bernsen's fondness for snowglobes (5th section)  (washingtonpost.com) (0)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Showbiz Spy) Obvious Kim Kardashian plans huge Christmas bash to take her mind off the fact that she's a talentless, vapid, annoying ho-ho-ho  (showbizspy.com) (34)
(New York Daily News) Asinine Jessica Simpson does not ride the elevator with commoners  (nydailynews.com) (61)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Tyler Perry says that Tyler Perry casting Kim Kardashian in a Tyler Perry movie about marriage was a really good idea by Tyler Perry  (news.yahoo.com) (36)


Wed November 16, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Amusing "No More Kardashian" petition demands that E Online stop giving the Kardashians so much air time. Kardashians respond with Chewbacca defense  (hollywoodreporter.com) (66)
(Daily Mail) Followup Kris Humphries finally decides to sign divorce papers after realizing his marriage was a big ass failure  (dailymail.co.uk) (18)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Celebslam) Asinine I miss the days of Old Hollywood, you know, the time when celebs didn't demand $60k to wear lip gloss  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (52)


Mon November 14, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Stupid Kim Kardashian thanks shallow idiots for supporting her, vows to blog more to prolong our long national nightmare  (hollywoodreporter.com) (18)
(Contact Music) Hero Michael Buble has some heartfelt words for Kim Kardashian: "That biatch ain't coming on my stage"  (contactmusic.com) (45)
(TMZ) Silly Hair removal company claims Kim Kardashian is lying about how she keeps her body free of hair, insisting the product she claims she uses all over her body, TRIA, is not safe for the "face, ears, or anus"  (tmz.com) (67)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Kim Kardashian suing the man that called her wedding a sham. In other news, subby wonders if there has even been a class action collection of defendants before  (celebs.gather.com) (48)


Thu November 10, 2011
(CBS News) Cool In the shock of a lifetime, Taylor Swift narrowly beats out Kanye West to win Entertainer of the Year honors at the Country Music Association Awards  (cbsnews.com) (67)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Cool Are you ready for some Monday Night Football? Wait, can we still say that? Anyway, the Bears take on the Eagles in a vain attempt to give fans hope. It's your Monday Night Football discussion thread  (chicagotribune.com) (lots)
(Daily Mail) Amusing After 10 years, SNL finally hits one out of the chapel with their send up of the Kardashian divorce (w/video)  (dailymail.co.uk) (65)


Sun November 06, 2011
(ESPN) Obvious "If [LSU-Alabama] was The Game of the Century, then I want my 100 years back...these two teams deserve a BCS championship rematch like Kim Kardashian deserves to keep her wedding gifts"  (espn.go.com) (267)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Showbiz Spy) Spiffy Kim Kardashian: "Obviously, there will come a point where we don't want to film our show anymore." It's not world peace, but I'll take it  (showbizspy.com) (27)
(Celebitchy) Dumbass Kim Kardashian's mom in heap big trouble for using the term "Indian giver"  (celebitchy.com) (130)
(Some Guy) Asinine Snooki will tweet about your product for a mere $7,800 a pop  (inquisitr.com) (37)


Thu November 03, 2011
(TMZ) Stupid Kim Kardashian: "I'm so distraught, I can't function." So, she can't do nothing? You mean that she's actually going to be productive? Man, this IS serious  (tmz.com) (43)
(New York Daily News) Amusing Salman Rushdie comes out of hiding to mock the shiat out of Kim Kardashian  (nydailynews.com) (32)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Buzzfeed) Amusing Kim Kardashian's divorce mourned by hipsters at Dash store vigil. Actually, "mourned" might be the wrong word here, but just run with it  (buzzfeed.com) (46)
(Some Guy) Followup Kim Kardashian upset by 'sham marriage' slurs. In other news, O.J. still maintains his innocence  (heraldsun.com.au) (93)


Tue November 01, 2011
(UPI) Fail Internet privacy tools failing. Also, dude, you need to go easy on the Kim Kardashian videos  (upi.com) (18)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Jessica Simpson confirms that she has been pregnant for the past six years  (scoop.today.msnbc.msn.com) (38)
(USA Today) Obvious If you guessed two months in the office pool for how long Kim Kardashian's big ass wedding with Kris Humphries was going to last, step up and claim your prize  (content.usatoday.com) (168)
(People Magazine) Scary Kim Kardashian dresses as Poison Ivy for Halloween. That's appropriate, since Kim *can* leave you with a terrible itch  (people.com) (36)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Hollyscoop) Followup What you can expect from her Playboy photo spread, besides a test of Playboy's ability to use Photoshop  (hollyscoop.com) (142)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Huffington Post) Fail How can you make a Tyler Perry production even worse? Add a Kardashian  (huffingtonpost.com) (50)
(Gawker) Misc Prince Harry dates California cocktail waitress who looks exactly like his sister-in-law Kate Middleton. The aristocrats  (gawker.com) (40)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Celebitchy) Dumbass Kim Kardashian thought that marriage was a magic wand that would "fix" Kris Humphries. And now, if you'll please be quiet, Kim really wants to understand this episode of "Sesame Street"  (celebitchy.com) (84)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Celebslam) Stupid Celebslam wants you to freak out over this picture of Jessica Biel sans makeup. Everybody remain orderly  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (90)

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