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Headlines matching 'Kill You'
Wed May 08, 2013
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 The new "environmentally friendly" high-octane E15 fuel that Obama is about to mandate for all cars may damage your fuel lines, destroy your engine, void your warranty, and possibly -- who can say for sure? -- kill you dead
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Wed April 10, 2013
(SeattlePI)
 
  
 
 "Boxers work to knock out Parkinson's symptoms" Briefs, however, kill your sperm and leaves you shakin' with regret
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Fri April 05, 2013
(NPR)
 
  
 
 The food in your freezer might kill you. Film at 11
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Sat March 23, 2013
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Fifteen mid-century modern dream homes that will kill your children . . . FROM THE SHEER AWESOMENESS OF PLAYING IN THEM
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Fri March 15, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Sex in space will probably kill you
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Thu March 14, 2013
(New York Magazine)
 
  
 
 Facts about Pope Francis: #26 Everyone calls him Psycho. #27 He don't like anyone touching his stuff. #28 If any of you homos touch him, he'll kill you. (Note: #28 is real)
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Thu March 07, 2013
(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Study says eating too much bacon will kill you, but will be worth it a million times over
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Thu February 21, 2013
(Time)
 
  
 
 Why your medical bills are going to kill you
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Wed February 20, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Kelly Clarkson slams Clive Davis for saying she broke into hysterical sobbing when he demanded her first hit "Since U Been Gone" be included on her first album. Apparently what doesn't kill you doesn't make you stronger
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Wed February 13, 2013
(NBC News)
 
  
 
 Today's safety device that will actually kill you, defile your corpse, and do lewd things to your mother is: Airbags
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Wed February 06, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
  
 
 What's a mother to do after Syrian government troops kill your children? You take your revenge by becoming a fearsome sniper of course
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(Popular Science)
 
  
 
 Did your mother make you eat your vegetables when you were young? She was probably trying to kill you
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(Boston.com)
 
  
 
 There's a 90% chance the pharmacy that made your sterile compound medicine is trying to kill you
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Headline: "Coffee will kill you." Article: "coffee makes this one guy feel pretty bad"
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Tue February 05, 2013
(The Raw Story)
 
  
 
 An armed society is a polite society. Unless your dog shiats on my lawn; then I'll kill you both
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Fri February 01, 2013
(Popular Mechanics)
 
  
 
 Is your house really trying to kill you? Considering that it's Popular Mechanics which is asking, the answer is probably yes
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Thu January 31, 2013
(ABC)
 
  
 
 Consumer Reports rates cancer screening tests like they do toasters. "Probe cold, uncomfortable. Would it kill you to warm the hands before going up there? Seriously"
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Sat January 26, 2013
(Sun News Network)
 
  
 
 If you're going to threaten to kill your stepson, you may not want to do it around police
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