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440 headlines found matching 'Kes'
Fri September 19, 2014
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(My High Plains)
 
 
 
Man takes 1d8 damage from short spear while attempting to burgle the home of a medieval weapons enthusiast
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Skeptics are kicking the corpse of Rob Schneider's career by working to pressure State Farm into dropping Schneider as a spokesperson. Because hiring an anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist to push health insurance is a brilliant idea
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(57)
 
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Suspect in PA state trooper shooting makes FBI most wanted list, claimed to have fought with Serbians in Africa. You remember when Serbia was at war in Africa, right?
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(107)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chris Christie defends mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, bull dykes, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Men fear to tread the Korean Demilitarized Zone, which makes it one of the safest locations for wildlife anywhere in the world
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
This handcrafted and high-tech Apple Watch charging stand almost makes us forgive that you'd charge a watch in the first place
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
National leader makes statement all of us can agree with whole heartedly. Difficulty: It's the leader of Iran
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(108)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
How to tell it might be a redneck wedding? It takes seven police departments to break up the brawl that ensues
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
24 layers of ash and one uncomfortable riding position makes for the best-looking bike ever made
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(16)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Damn kids with noisy bikes, get off my lawn
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(10)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
To mark National Cupcake Week, here are 12 of the cupcakes that you would NOT want to eat, including meat loaf, Mountain Dew and Doritos and a Marmite-flavored beauty, which is a failure as a cupcake but successful as an affront to god
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Tue September 16, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
In a slight variation on the theme, man chokes wife over chicken
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(21)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Study finds "direct link" between fracking activities and recent earthquakes. Fracking industry quickly issues rebuttal, "The Earth always has earthquakes"
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(111)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Philosophy makes more sense when it's taught with video games
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(11)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Top seismologist predicts more mega-earthquakes are coming, but she could be Rong
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(28)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz-backed GOPer running for a NH congressional seat won't say whether she's on Obamacare or not. *shakes magic 8-ball* All indications point to yes
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(48)
 
(Vine.co)
 
 
 
College football player fakes death during fake punt, with predictable results
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(28)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Obama plans major Ebola offensive that involves airstrikes but no ground troops
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(35)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Elderly couple moves to Florida next to wilderness areas, complain about bears, coyotes, snakes, noisy tree frogs, panthers. "I don't understand why you environmentalists don't just move the panthers to public land"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Supreme court takes time out of their busy day to tell patent trolls: Ordinary human activity doesn't become patentable when you do it on a computer... ya dumbasses
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother wakes up to find her three-year-old non verbal autistic son covered in rat bites. 'My cat killed one rat in front of my door,' said one man. 'It's ridiculous, I call my landlord all the time, but no one calls back.'
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Sun September 14, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"This was a vehicle owned by the National Crime Agency, the so-called 'British FBI,' put in place to fight the likes of terrorists and serious, serious gangsters - and yet they don't seem to have grasped the basics of crime prevention"
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(31)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Farker invents this and makes a slow motion video of mixing soap and water without foam. Can mix living cells without damage. Maybe get some ideas from the group on biotech applications
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(31)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
MLS tells FIFA it will volunteer to be world's first pro soccer league to use challenge-based in-game video review, cites success of NFL and MLB in using challenges to resolve officiating mistakes and speed up games
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(17)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
So, who's ready for funnel cake cupcakes
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(41)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Rockstar teases GTA V for XBox One and PS4 and this may be the game that makes people buy the next-gen consoles even if they've already beaten the game on the current models (vid)
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three-year-old boy with incurable cancer says there is only one thing he wants for his birthday next week. He would love to receive some letters in the mail as nothing makes him happier. Come on Fark, Let's give this boy a happy birthday
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(51)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
All knowing wizard Nate Silver proves "Roger Goodell makes the owners more money than ever" is as big a lie as "I didn't see the elevator video before the public did"
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(20)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
State Senator says stopping earthquakes is the job of every Oklahoman - like it's their fault
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(57)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Marvel Comics takes a stand against bullying. Perhaps now, puny humans will finally leave Hulk alone
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(46)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sometimes it takes the mighty letter to keep politicians in line
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(23)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas official freaks out over "Meatless Monday." Hey, maybe Todd just likes to eat a lot of meat. I'm sure if he saw a nice sausage right now he'd get down on his knees and praise it before swallowing some glorious, delicious meat
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(72)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"Real quick reminder to all the college students that are coming back to Boston to further their higher education. This is really important: nobody in the 617 area code likes you" (w/ vid)
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(54)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Nothing makes doing drugs more uncool than doing drugs with your dad in an interstate motel and he's the one who flips out and can't handle his shiat
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Wed September 10, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seven money mistakes to avoid in your 20s, including not having gone to college on full scholarship, not being underemployed, and failing to win the lottery
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(50)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Just because you've sent Bristol Palin 1,000 messages on Facebook so you think that means she likes you doesn't mean it's cool to fly all the way up to Alaska to surprise her in her driveway
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
City councilor signs petition to recall mayor. Mayor takes councilor for a late night drive, pulls a gun, and asks if he really meant to sign the petition
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(62)
 
(Ora.tv (Deliberately broken))
 
 
 
WTFark takes on the mystery of the dark wanderer. Is it Death? No, it is simply a dark and robed figure, who is here to educate us on the wisdom of...Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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(48)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
When sleepwalking, walking around the house is one thing but if you're a sleepwalker who likes to go camping maybe you want to tie a rope around your leg before you walk off a cliff
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(47)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
This is it, folks. Your final primary day before the big election in November. Which Democrat will win the governor's race in MA? Will Scott Brown jokes finally come to an end? Which gubernatorial races will be hotly contested? Polls close at 8pm
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(63)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
DJ takes the mic, steals the show before the Yankees game
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(22)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Lake Oswego police are searching for a man who likes to drink beer and touch himself, have narrowed the suspects down to everyone
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(17)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hungry mob overtakes Japanese man with extra food
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reclusive author Thomas Pynchon rewrote the Simpson's episode he starred in so he wouldn't have to make jokes about the size of Homer's ass: "Sorry, guys. Homer is my role model and I won't speak ill of him" (w/ script revisions)
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Sat September 06, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Over the vociferous objections of organ banks, Honda recalls 126,000 motorcycles for faulty brakes. Again
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Fri September 05, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Somali PM confirms US airstrikes shish kabobbed al Shabaab leader
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Thu September 04, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"There's no delicate way to put it: I am a fat man. I know that pants are designed to be worn around my navel, but this is the thickest part of my body. Even with a belt, my pants fall down. How should fat guys wear their pants?"
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(153)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Deadly pig diarrhea virus outbreak reported in Utah. Official spokesperson for Master Blaster states methane production will be unaffected
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(21)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Asshat hits teen on bike, eventually stops to remove bike from van, then takes off again. With security video of sparks flying from bike embedded in grill
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(63)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Time travel simulation resolves 'grandfather paradox,' makes 99 percent of Back To The Future fan fiction even more irrelevant
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(64)
 
(Acura Connected)
 
 
 
Pro: The new Acura TSX is fast and sporty, with lots of room to nod out or vomit in the back seat area. Con: The bass does kind of sound spotty in the sound system and makes me want to punch ad men in the junk
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(12)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Communist bloc cloud yeller Fidel Castro compares NATO to Nazi Germany's SS and warbles on about some mouthpiece named John McCain, adding Che Guevara's image makes for better useful idiot T-shirts than Sarah Palin's
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(55)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
It takes a brave man to quit his job and pursue his dreams. It takes an incredibly shortsighted man to quit a reliable, steady gig, go broke, and eventually get fired from a job in doggie daycare
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Sun August 31, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Greil Marcus on what makes a rock song essential: "It's not the stature of the performer, but the degree to which a song tells the story of rock 'n' roll itself"
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(32)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
President Obama takes a few hours away from his busy schedule golfing and destroying America to attend the wedding of his personal chef, which is expected to cost taxpayers billions
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(162)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Flash mob overtakes mall with a performance dedicated to one of the most boring books in history, which details the exhaustive life of a French terrorist and thief who absconds with a loaf of bread, tormenting the heroic cop who chases him
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(54)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Neighbor secretly takes pictures of firefighters doing something other than their jobs, shares it on Facebook and now suddenly the firefighters are heroes
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(123)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: International conservative Christian conference takes place in right-wing evangelical church. News: After five previous venues had withdrawn their services. Fark: Including two Catholic churches. Tag is for the conference organisers
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(148)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Attention Millennials: One of the reasons why you're drowning in debt is because you think it makes sound financial sense to purchase cheap items like gum with a credit card
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(203)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
GOP mansplains that single, heterosexual women support gay marriage because it makes them feel better about failing to find themselves a man
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(308)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Science strikes again: moderate to heavy non-pathological alcohol consumption is healthier than abstinence. "If you cannot drink (or believe that you cannot), you probably increase your likelihood of early death. If so, I am truly sorry for you"
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(75)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite troll, movie critric Armond White, takes down 20 popular films in an essay about film culture broken by rampant liberalism
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(96)
 
(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is World Bacon Day, and every bacon sammich you eat takes one hour off your life. Fortunately, all those hours come off the end, so eat up
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lingerie League football game descends into brawl during post game handshakes, with both players and spectators beating each other and themselves
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(31)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Chilean Navy sailor announces he likes Seamen
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(21)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This letter sent by an 11-year-old Guatemalan girl to President Obama sums up what it's like to be locked up in a makeshift detention center awaiting asylum papers for freedom from domestic abuse
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(166)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
74-Z Speeder bikes being developed, just got to watch for Ewoks
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(7)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Missouri duo takes selfie with friend's corpse, say they want credit for creating the 'Deadie'
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(97)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Will the Internet Ever Be Safe for Women? "The popular web forum Fark.com felt it necessary to add "misogyny" to the moderator guidelines in order to combat the presence of rape jokes, as well as slut-shaming and victim-blaming language"
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(26)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Woman dies at Burning Man after being run over by a large "art car." Surprisingly enough, for a festival that features people playing with fire and takes place in a desert, it is the first fatality in the festival's 28-year history
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(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arkansas pizzeria under fire after "church bulletin discount" stokes religious fires and raises important issues like where they hell can you find edible pizza in Arkansas?
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(298)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Ministry of Culture releases list of movies all Russians should watch. Apocalypse Now makes the cut, Rocky IV curiously missing
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(37)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
♫ Axisymmetric ventilated supercavitations, makes your sub go super fast but watch out for cetaceans ♫
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(91)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Warner reportedly has a "no jokes" policy for DC Comics movies. Why so serious?
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(170)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Town where entire population is made up of beautiful young women makes appeal for single men." You've been waiting for this your entire life (pics)
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(233)
 
(York Press, UK)
 
 
 
Full-size Tardis replica turned into outdoor toilet at pub. The Doctor Loo jokes may be made to the right (pic)
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(25)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The earthquakes and floods plaguing Siberia lately could be the result of complex geographically shifting and climate fluctuations. Or it could all be from the curse of a 2,500-year-old mummy
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(21)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
"Sheriff of Wall Street" makes $147m real-estate killing
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(21)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The director of 'The Blair Witch Project' makes a movie that will remind you of 'The Blair Witch Project.' Except with more Bigfoot
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(59)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The WHO shut down Sierra Leone lab, voicing concerns about the epidemic creating a local teenage wasteland. A spokesman states that group members are going through traumatic times while on the eminence front
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(50)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Abusive, rogue Android takes down National Weather Service website
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(86)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man with 100 pound scrotum prepares for surgery. That takes balls
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With absolutely nothing at stake for his cellar-dwelling team and nobody paying any attention, A.J. Burnett strikes out 12 in dominant performance
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(13)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Living in the city makes you bigger and fatter, just ask the spiders
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(67)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Actor and director Richard Attenborough has died. Funeral arrangements have not been announced, but spokesman said family will spare no expense
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(89)
 
(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
Robert Plant says his new solo album will be his last. Unless, you know, it makes him some money
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pissing and moaning can be more beneficial to a workplace than a good attitude. This makes Subby the most productive worker ever
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(13)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. responds to critiques of his illiteracy by reminding everyone he makes over $100 million annually and that he despises those making less
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(30)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Precious snowflakes that spend their days playing with a smartphone might not develop social skills. Report fails to ask the obvious question of "with whom?"
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(33)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Boy makes audio recording of his teacher calling him a bastard. Judge rules that this is a serious violation of civil rights. Fark: the teacher's rights
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(107)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Cool: Venezuela makes food nearly free. Not so cool: people cart it off to sell in Colombia, causing massive shortages
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(88)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
After high school drops Redskins mascot, town renames a street "Redskin's Drive." With apostrophe, because that makes it "less controversial"
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(106)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Anybody can roll their SUV on the freeway, but it takes a special kind of drunk to roll his SUV on the freeway, get it to land on its tires, and then keep on driving
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(51)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ukrainian separatist leader, previously a science fiction author, claims he's living in his books. Which oddly makes sense, considering the fiction coming from both sides in the conflict
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(33)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Your keyboard knows what you're feeling. Keystrokes tell it what's on your mind
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(18)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Robin Williams tribute spotted in World of Warcraft code. Makes us sad all over again
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(29)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan takes the ice bucket challenge. Except she did it in the middle of a nightclub. Using champagne buckets. And nobody was watching or recording
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(99)
 
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Arizona Congresional candidate takes campaigning to maximum troll level by mailing condoms to pro-life voters
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(115)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Motorcycles are so yesterday, Hoverbikes are the future
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(34)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Brits admit to their top sex mistakes. Topping the list: 'Misguided thrusting'
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(51)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says that if America votes for a Republican Senate this November and makes him majority leader, they can look forward to lots of veto showdowns and government shutdowns over the next two years
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(85)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Leader of ruling party that denies Climate Change science, takes a trip to the Arctic to promote agriculture and industry never possible before all the ice melted
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(30)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
You might want to take a classroom worth of kids to Dorney Park but don't use a makeshift flatbed to do so
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(23)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michelle Duggar takes a few minutes off from creating her own race of mutants to robocall Arkansas about THE GAYS
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(170)
 
(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
♫ Your lights are on, but you're not home. Your mind is not your own. Your heart sweats, your body shakes. Another shot is what it takes. You can't sleep, you can't eat; there's no doubt, you're in deep ♫
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(35)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Forget riots and coups and airstrikes. Canadians are mourning a white squirrel
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(43)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Drunk driving activists say changing DUI laws to the point that you can't drive after having a single beer with supper makes for safer roads, fewer drunk driving crashes
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(215)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
LeBron James takes ice bucket challenge, tags Barack Obama in it. It's on, baby
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(49)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
The Dollar war is on. Dollar General makes a bid for Family Dollar for $9.7 billion, more than the $8.5 billion that Dollar Tree is offering
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Sun August 17, 2014
(Radio Australia)
 
 
 
Peshmerga + US air strikes = Reclamation of the Mosul Dam
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(100)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
The burglar who ripped off a socialite's "million dollar closet" after she went on TV to brag about it, has contacted the press to complain the items he stole were all fakes. SOMEBODY's gonna have uncomfortable conversation with an insurance adjuster
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(116)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
First off, there is such a thing as an ice mine. Secondly, this one only makes ice in the summer
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(25)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Must-have software makes GoPro footage not look like GoPro footage
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It takes a very special kind of douchebag to rob two 12-year-olds running a lemonade stand
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(56)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
High stakes chess tournament where they play TO THE DEATH
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(88)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
George Takei on coming out, what makes a sci-fi classic and dealing with the "crazy uncle" in the "Star Trek" family. (Guess who?)
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(27)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
MLB Rule 7.13 strikes again and Robin Ventura goes "all Earl Weaver" over home plate
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(47)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
We need to stop writing dystopian science fiction because it makes us fearful of technology, which could lead to medieval thinking and an abandonment of progress. This sounds like a great scenario for dystopian science fiction to tackle
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(67)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Twins catcher Kurt Suzuki: It's two strikes and you're out, right?
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(16)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Australian finance minister hikes gas taxes in budget, says it won't hurt the poor because so few of them have cars
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(12)
 
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
65-year old man makes one of the best catches ever at Wrigley Field, is immediately signed to three-year deal
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(23)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
WWII Japanese mass breakout from Australian POW camp makes The Great Escape look kinda "meh"
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(74)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
So what does parenting look like in countries that aren't America, where children aren't treated like preciously fragile snowflakes who need ribbons for every half-hearted attempt and must be protected from every imagined boo-boo and meanness?
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(151)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The world's fastest camera takes 4.4 trillion photos a second. Instagram is going to be unbearable
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(20)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Stop throwing things at the Hollywood sign, here are seven upcoming remakes that might actually work
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(143)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
While that distinctive tattoo you think makes you look like a bad ass, replace "bad" with "dumb" when you decide to go around on a burglary spree
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(16)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Larry King takes to Twitter to offer his condolences on the passing of "Robert Williams"
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(46)
 
(WTAQ Green Bay)
 
 
 
Spokesman says Wisconsin DOT is not installing speed bumps, it just sucks at road maintenance
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(35)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Do you like westerns? Enjoy a "A Fistful of Outtakes" from Messers Leone and Eastwood
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(4)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If newspapers describe you as the world's dumbest burglar, they might be on to something (w/ mugshot that kind of makes their case)
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Media asks, 'Is anywhere safe from lightning strikes?" Don't mean to spoil it for you, but the answer is 'no'
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(42)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
"It takes a very specialized form of failure for a gun company to miss out on the President Obama-inspired run on guns, the "assault weapon" craze of the 2000s, and the proliferation of concealed carry in the 1990s, but that's exactly what" Colt did
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(254)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent takes the stage in Toledo and tells the crowd, "The Toledo Blade hates you. They hate me. They hate freedom." Fark: His appearance was sponsored by the Blade, who paid him $50,000
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(92)
 
(ICC CSS)
 
 
 
Nike overtakes Cialis as world's most counterfeited brand in 2013, with Appel, Rolux, Simsung and Adiddas making out the top five
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(15)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
WW1 aerial photography shows the scale of the massive devastation, makes you realize that much of Europe is the Continental equivalent of US strip malls
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(21)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cronut inventor Dominique Ansel makes a new culinary abomination, the pretzel-covered lobster tail. And it looks like a penis
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(38)
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Bills fans are drunkest in NFL, says author who visited every stadium last year. If your team didn't make the playoffs for 14 years, you'd drink a lot, too
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(37)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
A pair of hapless thieves were hunted down by a crowd of 40 angry rugby players after the team dressing room had wallets, cash and iPods stolen. "I think these two picked on the wrong guys," team spokesman says of thieves
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(20)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Last week: US airstrikes in Iraq won't accomplish anything. Today: The Kurds retake two towns from ISIS with US air support
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(169)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Police kill unarmed 18 year old with shots to the back of the head and neck as he's running away. Police spokesman: He was resisting. Nothing to see here
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(254)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
John McAfee makes a surprise appearance at a Vegas hacker conference and unveils his new website, which he described as "a website to give people a place online to vent their anger." Looks like he's never visited any website ever
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(33)
 
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
NYC celebrity chefs increasingly make it a PITA to order one of their high-end hamburgers, primarily because they fear it would be too popular. "I saw what the Black Label burger did to the Minetta [Tavern] dining room. It just takes over"
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(57)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Normally a kid running a lemonade stand makes money for himself. This 8-year-old boy does it for charity and local bakeries are donating things for him to sell
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(21)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It takes a peculiar form of logic to cut pay steadily and then be shocked that fewer people want to do the job
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(126)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Man takes "How to slice up a watermelon into bite-size chunks" to the next level
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First tropical storm in 22 years makes landfall on Hawaii. Damage to plastic lawn chairs estimated in tenths of cents
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(36)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Obama makes the most significant worker's rights reform in the last 20 years and I'm already asleep
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(111)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain's highest-paid sex worker makes twice as much as the prime minister, is a dude (SFW pics)
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(32)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Dumbass claims Obama loves radical Muslims the same day Obama OKs air strikes on radical Muslims
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(81)
 
(Newnan Times-Herald)
 
 
 
Elementary school bans birthday cakes, cookies, fruits, vegetables, rice, water due to students being allergic to damn near everything under the sun, and whatever's left causes autism, cancer and/or low self-esteem
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(70)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study finds when celebrities promote charitable causes, it does nothing to raise awareness of the charity but makes the stars more popular with the public
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(8)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Obama announces new airstrikes on Iraq in a bid to distract the world from the release of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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(259)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
"For a movie about talking reptiles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles takes itself way too seriously"
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(132)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Electric traffic light turns 100 years old, which is now the same amount of time it takes to make it down 7th Avenue on a Friday afternoon
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(20)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Okay people it's time to confess that one meal you make when you had a shiatty day or you're really drunk or you did really well working out all week, etc. How do you do it up meal wise? Subby likes cheeseburger subs and guacamole
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(293)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
You know you're a hoarder when it takes 3 years to find all the dead family members in your home
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(37)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Spending time with your grandmother when you're a kid is priceless - especially those days when she takes you shoplifting
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(27)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
Bad: Windows 8 gaining only a little market share. Fark: Windows 8 actively losing market-share. Farkest: People preferring Windows XP
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(131)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Poor hearing confines older adults to their homes, makes them easier prey when the robots come
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(21)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Upside, the airline didn't lose your luggage. Downside, the luggage compartment was infested with maggots. (Bonus: No motherfarking Snakes on a Plane joke)
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(15)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Man too drunk to open takeout meal container eats his way through the styrofoam container in video that even British admit makes their level of drinking look bad
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jon Lester takes out full page ad in Boston Globe to thank Red Sox Nation for their support of him over the years. Adds a layer of dust to the paper for added effect
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Carolina Gamecocks *snert* football team reports rules violations to the NCAA including A ) Contacting coaches without permission, B) Illegal gifts to players or C) "Impermissible iced decorations on cookie cakes". Yep, that's a thing
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(28)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ultra courteous outfielder Chris Dickerson makes diving catch, replaces divot. *golf clap*
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(9)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 8, it's Riding with Death, which features the elusive Robert Denby and a secret agent with a watch that makes him invisible. Mike, Servo, and Crow make this one of the funniest episodes. "I sure hope he remembers to pick up death"
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(24)
 
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Crazy 26 year old who lives with his mom and his gun collection says he is going to kill Obama even if it takes a lifetime. Police say it will take at least until he gets out of jail
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(275)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mother of five who was mocked for her stretch marks while on a public beach takes a pregnant pause and then responds to her critics
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(230)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
If you're gonna get shot, it's better to be naked, presumably because it makes for a better Fark headline
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(13)
 
(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
Ukraine takes more losses in the worst game of Capture the Flag ever
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(44)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
British town takes action against seagulls "led into a life of crime" by older birds
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(27)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric Cantor, whose term isn't up until the new Congress gets sworn in in January, takes ball and goes home because fark you guys
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(131)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Beer milkshakes now availble in Philadelphia. John Steinbeck would be proud
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the year candidate takes his son to the zoo and records it for memories as he lets him climb over a safety barrier to pet a tiger. Since this is Fark you know what happened next
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(174)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Someone has taken out all of the jokes from classic sitcoms because the world is far too happy right now
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(64)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists have finally figured out why snakes flick their tongues out all the time
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(29)
 
(Men's Fitness (UK))
 
 
 
Three of the biggest gym mistakes and how to correct them. This link is only for people who lift
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(79)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Woman golfer takes 38 years to get her first hole-in-one, likes it so much she gets another one just an hour later. The odds? 1 in 67 million
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(26)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Welcome to your Sharknado 2: The Second One discussion thread. You waited a year for some more chainsaws, angry flying sharks and bad menstrual jokes. Tune in to SyFy at 9 ET/8c and you will be richly rewarded
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(1518)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Ariana Grande takes selfies and gets done up a little too naughty for Seventeen magazine?
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(48)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're going to swap counterfeit money for real money at your job, at least make sure the fakes are good enough that Bojangles employees can't spot them immediately
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stephen A. Smith provokes ESPN into banning him
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(181)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Israeli tanks takes out only power plant in Gaza. If they keep this up, Obama will make speeches about their country's failing infrastructure
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(330)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Resarchers find that a strong handshake passes on as many as 10 times the number of bacteria compared to bumping fists, and a high-five reduces exposure by roughly half compared to a handshake so yeah, the hell with handshakes
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(67)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
UConn makes 3-D replicas of antique instrument parts. Captain Picard thrilled someone can finally replicate him a new head joint for his Ressikan flute
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(25)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Friends of George Michael are worried about his well-being as he no longer likes to go-go outside of his home and when those closest to him try to reach out to him he leaves them hanging on like a yo-yo
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(36)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Man makes bomb threats on plane because cigarettes were cheaper on the plane than back at the airport
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(36)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
After investigating for three years, aviation authorities say helicopter crash was caused by "failure to maintain clearance" near mountains. In related news, flying into a mountain makes you crash
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: The Myrtle Beach Pelicans' general manager Andy Milovich makes a bet. News: And loses. Fark: Forcing him to get a prostate exam while singing 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' which was broadcasted to 6,600 people on game night
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(5)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Cool: Patrick Kane takes time to take pictures with fans. Amusing: He covers up the logo on a kid's Blues shirt
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(19)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
It takes a lot to top the weird behavior of NYC subway riders, but plucking and eating a live bird definitely puts you in contention
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(59)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Deadpool/Spiderman arrested/not arrested on a Sydney train because of weapons/cupcakes. Man, I hate when alternate timelines mix
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(12)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Flying car strikes house in Hop Pole, England. Ginger kid and boy with odd scar on forehead sought for questioning
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(38)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
It makes perfect sense to let the local police use NSA wiretap data. Right?
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(45)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse's mother is all right with the fact that fans leave booze and cigarettes for the dead singer as a memorial. Well, if people memorialize Jesus with crosses, I guess this makes sense, too
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(30)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Choice of hairstyle makes the man. What does your hairstyle say about you?
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(45)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Owner of UK burger chain seeking lettuce, selling stakes
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(5)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Andrelton Simmons, 2013 National League Platinum Glove Award winner, makes a strong bid for defensive play of the year
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(30)
 
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Boy Scout takes picture of US border patrol agent. Agent threatens Scout; points loaded pistol at another Scout's head. Boy Scouts spokesperson is OK with this: "A great lesson in civics for that young man and that troop"
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(149)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
For some reason men lose interest as soon as this woman takes them to her bedroom to see her kitty
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(94)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"The cover image of 'State of the Climate in 2013,' makes the impact of the report, which was released today, clear"
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(87)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Ambrose becomes the master of rental car inspection, the crowd takes an Orton on the Miz, and WWE wastes their budget cuts for 5 minutes of Lesnar screaming into a mic. All this and less on RAW (8pm EDT)
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(1819)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
As Buddha has said, 'There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.' Admittedly, Buddha never met this guy
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(45)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
WWE character makes vague reference to MH17, immediately outrages everybody who thinks pro wrestling is real
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(100)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
This week in "John Oliver makes you better at cocktail parties," Mr. Oliver explores the totally f--ked state of the prison system. Complete with a muppet sing-a-long
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(88)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sixth-grade girl makes actual scientific discovery while working on school science project. With "you know I'm gonna be the freaky science chick in college" pic
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(224)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The following loss takes place between the 15th stage and 16th stage of the Tour de France
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(18)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Kristie Lewis makes New Orleans Saints cheerleader squad. Not bad for a 40 year old mother of two
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(12)
 
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Every rose has its thorn, but not every thorn gives you flesh-eating bacteria that makes it necessary to amputate your hand
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(35)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Networks pushing to end same-day and live ratings, say it is the equivalent of "reporting the winning sports team in the third inning." Terrible metaphor aside, it makes sense
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(24)
 
(PopCrush)
 
 
 
The Week of Weird Al charges into the weekend with "First World Problems." But it takes so long to load
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(24)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
R.J. Reynolds descendant takes a bite of bankrupt cupcake chain hoping to smoke some sweet profits out of the ashes of the company, swears on a stack they're not addictive
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(8)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Rest area that was once famous for co-ed hookers and drugs now known for its poisonous snakes. I love you, Florida
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(61)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Ball girl at Fenway Park makes a nice play. Fark: On a fair ball
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(31)
 
(The British Open)
 
 
 
It's Saturday at the Open Championship. Can Dustin Johnson overcome the rain and catch McIlRoy? It doesn't matter. Discuss how ESPN keeps the camera locked on Tiger who's only trailing by 14 strokes to enter the day
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(35)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Gaza peace negotiations marred by bad faith. Also, rockets, bomb strikes, mortars, etc
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(111)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Small plane pilot makes emergency landing on a New York highway -- 8 days after making an emergency landing on the very same New York highway
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists are afraid to talk about the robot apocalypse, and that's a problem, says spokesman Bender Bending Rodríguez
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(43)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rush takes time on his show to discuss today's airline crash -- and how its all a ruse to distract America from the invading South American kids
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(177)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What do you grow for fresh ingredients at home? Do you have a local U-PICK farm to get the freshest produce? And fess up, how much of what you pick actually makes it home to be put into a dish?
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(211)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Momentum builds for incredibly cheap banking option. Bonus: It makes Darrell Issa look foolish
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(36)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Woman pleads not guilty in $20 million Saudi sheik extortion plot, will be charged with attempting a high stakes sheik down
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(9)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Tokyo science museum unveils toilet exhibition, inviting visitors to muse over ideas for recycling our waste and modernizing sewage systems, and tell poop jokes to one another
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(9)
 
(Malaysian Digest)
 
 
 
The UFC's latest fighter "likes to work out topless, cover herself in strawberries and cream and will walk to the Octagon wearing a prom dress"
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(88)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Deep-Sea News)
 
 
 
Female crabs found to only eat their babies when they are hungry, which makes it OK then
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(22)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
New research suggests smart phone users get regular breaks during work to use their phones because it makes them more productive, especially when compared to smokers
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(17)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan woman pulls out shotgun during family dispute to "make a point," accidentally makes the point on her face
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(97)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
How to tell how much your broker makes by analyzing the clues on their business cards
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(14)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Amazon makes $219 million a day and is laughing their way to the bank, right? Actually, their net profit was only $108 million for the entire 90-day period, including free shipping
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(53)
 
(World Series of Poker)
 
 
 
Is Poker a Game of Luck or Skill? Mark Newhouse makes the November 9 for the second consecutive year, along with a man whose extensive World Championship experience has all been in... foosball
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(40)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
U.S.G.S records 7 earthquakes due to hydraulic fracking, or for our Okies from Muskogee, "The Islamic gay secularization of marriage by big government liberals has finally incurred God's wrath"
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(84)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Epcot monorail evacuated after lightning strikes a transformer. Department spokesman Lyle Lanley insists the craft was safe, even though monorails in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook suffered similar accidents
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(128)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Your etiquette guide to summer vacation-house sex. Biggest takeaway: if you are the noisiest, then you must make pancakes in the morning
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(56)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama absolutely the most transparent president ever, White House spokesman joshed in earnest
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(252)
 
(The Smart Set)
 
 
 
Why do some languages sound more beautiful than others? German speaker says his native tongue isn't ugly, but Danish certainly is, and sticks up for American English especially when spoken by likes of CNN anchor Bobbie Battista
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(81)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not News: Yale grad takes a hike. News: It was 9,000 miles long. FARK: He did not speak for that entire time
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(50)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man hurts his back, and medicine makes him temporarily delusional, so he stops taking it. Just to be on the safe side, authorities lock him away, totally sane, in the funny farm for 20 years
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(99)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mr. Met dishes out snacks to straphangers at NYC subway station. Unlike at Citi Field, no one chokes
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(6)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
PA governor Corbett strikes a balance with his line item veto by managing to piss off everyone
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(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Remember all those jokes about airlines charging an oxygen fee?
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(20)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
There is a company that makes baby food that is trying to trademark the word 'just'
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(38)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Soft drink maker fined .000002% of sales for advertising its product cures cancer, diabetes. They're really sorry but pretty sure you'll like their "Makes you invisible and immune to sharks" campaign
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(16)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Here's why the Emmys classify True Detective as a drama series and Fargo as a miniseries. It makes about as much sense as you'd think
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(29)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Climate change brings more foreign words to America, as Haboob makes way for Jökulhlaup; the sudden release of water from a melting glacier which floods your town
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(36)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman on heroin makes pit stop to do naked yoga in middle of road, or as it's known in Florida, Wednesday
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Isolated Amazon tribe makes contact with scientists, but say they require a payment of $99 per year if the scientists want prime access
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(10)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
45 summers after Woodstock, the 1969 concert's promoter has set up another three-day festival - but this time it's $1700 for a 'glamping' experience with a queen bed, Keurigs and a concierge. Rock on, snowflakes
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(18)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin takes time out of his busy schedule to flip us the bird instead of finishing the goddamn books already
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(88)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Prosecutors are against the bipartisan prison sentencing reform effort because getting someone to accept a ridiculous plea bargain by threatening 20 years in jail over a few grams of pot is what makes the American justice system great
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(105)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Taiwanese "Yoga goddess" takes two minutes to throw out the first pitch, but oddly enough no one complained
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(46)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
Python takes over from Java as the top college teaching language because, apparently, it's easier to learn with a hangover
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(59)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Consorting with Cuban intelligence makes Tucker Carlson defensive, unleash the "Bow-Tie of DOOOOOM"
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(28)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not content with calling for Obama's impeachment because "reasons", Sarah Palin makes John Boehner cry
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(225)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Ah summer, the official silly season when it comes to news. As the financial community takes a well-deserved break the hunt for news can often become a desperate one. Ideal conditions for the savvy press officers out there"
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(6)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Shocking: Woman makes her Tinder profile a burger, learns men will sleep with anything
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(51)
 
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
10% of Americans are politically disengaged. Makes you appreciate Tea Baggers
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(40)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Five Thirty Eight takes a look at exactly what qualifies as Classic Rock today. Of course, if you unskew those numbers, the statisticals show that Lawrence Welk, Jim Nabors, and Lee Greenwood are the most popular classic rock acts
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(65)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Obamacare rate hikes be the September surprise that torpedoes Democrats in the midterms? Yes. The correct answer is yes
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(284)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4: Explosions and Dinobots is #1 at the box office for the second straight week with $36 million. Melissa McCarthy's Tammy is #2 with $22 million while the remakes of The Exorcist and Batteries Not Included both bombed
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(124)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Boca Raton, Florida is becoming the capital of the hair growth industry, which makes sense if you've ever seen the backs of the men on the Boca Raton beaches
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(19)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(SoundCloud)
 
Audio
 
Need some new tunes for this holiday weekend? Subby's co-worker just dropped this brand new hot jam: It Takes Two (K-Funk's Melodic Club Remix) - Download now for FREE and START DANCING \o/
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(8)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Staggeringly hot, dresses like a '50s model, bakes some seriously freaky-ass pies - I think we've found Fark's perfect woman
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(81)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
What kind of sad whackjob wakes up thinking "I'm going to teach all my right-wing relatives a lesson at the 4th of July picnic"?
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(250)
 
(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
How long would it take to try 25,000 different beers? Couple takes 35 years to sample each on a case by case basis
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(42)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists stop working on wasteful projects like searching for a cure for cancer or creating a clean, renewable energy source to focus on real groundbreaking research: figuring out which shape of glass makes beer taste best
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(24)
 
(CBS Connecticut)
 
 
 
USPS takes 83 years to deliver a letter 150 miles. That sounds about right
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(60)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It takes a brave NY Daily newser to go to Belgium only to get knocked around, booed, have beer thrown at you, and then get smothered by Belgian hotties after your U.S. team gets eliminated by them
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(6)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Rob Ford makes first public appearance since rehab. No word on whether he saw his shadow and we can expect six more weeks of coked up behavior
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(47)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines begins international flights to Aruba, Jamaica, Bahamas, according to spokespersons Brian Wilson and Mike Love
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(26)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
And now, today's topic on "Obama does something nobody likes while Congress does nothing at all": Immigration
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(109)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Metallica playing Glastonbury was supposedly a huge deal this year. Personally, seeing this video makes me think people weren't paying attention to the real star of the show
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN takes a break from its 24/7 hunt for Flight 370 to devote time to hard-hitting investigative journalism, asking the probing questions no other media outlet is brave enough to tackle: "Does Oscar Pistorius scream like a girl?"
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(28)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Atlanta is motherfarkin' sick and tired of all these motherfarkin' snakes in its motherfarkin' city. So...I know...why don't they release more snakes?
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(65)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS makes a ruling that impacts millions of Americans. Apparently the Federal government has to make the least intrusive laws but there's nothing saying SCOTUS can't make the most intrusive rulings
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(248)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Does mole Navarro really think this is going to end well even if he makes it to Chloe's boyfriend? Who will Chloe open her sockets and ports for; Jack, her bad boyfriend, or both? This is your 24: Live Another Day discussion thread, 9pm on Fox
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(245)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Just a tip to impressionable teens: if a cop takes you to a place with "a bed, food, personal lubricant, {and porn} videos" that might actually be "his apartment" rather than "a police substation" despite what he tells you
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(50)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Mexico takes loss with grace. Just kidding. They're claiming the game was rigged just like Suarez's biting incident
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(78)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Scotland, the tax tribunal has finally ruled on a question great minds have pondered for centuries: Are Snowballs cakes or merely treats covered in coconut flakes?
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(36)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Dog pukes up wedding ring lost for five years after eating a popsicle "Friends have said, 'I want a dog that throws up diamonds' Who wouldn't, right?"
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(43)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Phoenix Suns just became a dark horse in the LeBron James Sweepstakes because they can offer him one thing no other team can: Carmelo Anthony
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(35)
 
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
United Airlines Flight 1463 makes emergency landing in Wichita, KS. after dumbass passenger opened the emergency door mid-flight
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(138)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
LOLCENAWINS *Cornette Face*. That's all you have to look forward to at WWE Money in the Bank 2014, live at 8 PM on PPV and WWE Network. So don't feel too bad about tuning out for Sister Wives or the Dukes of Hazzard marathon on CMT
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(1803)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cop speeding while on a cell phone in wet conditions gets reverse pulled over by trucker with video camera and Guy Fawkes mask
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(45)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
It's CONCACAF's turn in the round of 16 as El Tri takes on the Netherlands at noon, followed by the Ticos against Greece at 4 pm. This is your World Cup discussion thread for Sunday
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(1629)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Concept art for Ron Howard's adaptation of Stephen King's "Dark Tower" makes you wonder what sort of studio Crimson King keeps it from happening
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(46)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - A Midsummer Night's Dream, 1935: Shakespeare's comic romance has everything. High culture. Many great quotes. Beautiful costumes. Jimmy Cagney in tights
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(5)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Rollin King takes his last flight
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(2)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio doesn't get why people are wondering why his department used a taxpayer-funded helicopter to search for a lost dog when the chopper is always being launched to rescue people from mountains and lakes
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(79)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Mountain Dew Doritos cupcakes
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(50)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
According to the 9th Circuit Court, it's perfectly alright if the government takes half your crop and gives you nothing in return because they're trying to help you
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(190)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Weiner kept quiet after Clinton makes a deal with it
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(47)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pat Sajak makes a gay contestant feel uncomfortable in 3 .. 2... 1
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(101)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Jaw-dropping new trailer for Into The Storm makes Twister look like a mild breeze
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(96)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a move that's sure to help, Iraqi PM Maliki welcomes Syrian air strikes on civilian targets inside of Iraq
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(26)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Catholic church realizes that no one takes their teachings on sex seriously, despite priests being such positive role models
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(67)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're waiting for guests to arrive for your son's birthday party when a black bear falls through the skylight, lands on the living room floor, and starts licking the frosting off all the birthday cupcakes? Yeah, me too
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(27)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
"Following on from the likes of Surgeon Simulator and Goat Simulator comes Rock Simulator 2014. Promising to be a realistic rock-viewing experience, the single-player game will allow players to watch rocks from anywhere in the world"
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(63)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants' Tim Lincecum smokes Padres hitters, rolls up 27 outs without allowing the Padres even one hit
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(52)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
EPA takes steps to address illegal dumping
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(106)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cuba Gooding Jr. takes his research for the role of "unemployable drunk" to heart during his presentation at the NHL awards
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(22)
 
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Allentown man, 80, mistakes Boston Market for farmer's market
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(41)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of incompetence to fail at running a gun store in TEXAS, about the same level it would take to blame Obama for the bank's decision to foreclose now that you've been in default on your loan for more than a year
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(192)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"It is highly important to preserve the collection in unadulterated form as a socially valuable work." Is this quote about a) A Shakespeare first folio, b) A handwritten collection of the Federalist papers, or c) The Soviet union's secret porn stash
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(33)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airport finally makes passengers strip nude before the flight. Well... it offers them the chance, anyway
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(58)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Woman takes pictures of trains while standing on railroad tracks, fails to realize that although the train is getting closer, she's not using the zoom function
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(69)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Introduction of new US triple-zero dress sizes makes fat chicks angry, hungry
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(143)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
German Luftwaffe takes part in a training exercise where they have to intercept a private jet. Fark: They ram it out of the sky. Mission accomplished I guess
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(53)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you clap your hands and can't keep a beat, a leading neuroscientist says you have a "musical brain disorder" that makes one "beat deaf"
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(49)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Scottish brewery takes rum and beer to the next logical step
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(20)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover that solar moss on surface of sun shakes at 16,000mph. In related news, the sun has moss, and it must be pretty damp so it doesn't all burn up (pics)
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(15)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oh, btw, Israel just launched air strikes into Syria
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(133)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Unruly fracas takes 12 police to arrest 6 drunks at a bar that serves until 4 a.m. It's been a problem for 2 decades, 1 block up from subby's apt. where I'm 1/2 inclined to go a quarter of the time if I don't stay home with an eighth or a fifth
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(62)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Think Like a Man Too takes the top spot at the box office with $30 million, narrowly edging out 22 Jump Street. How to Train Your Dragon 2 is #3, and newcomer Jersey Boys disappoints at #4 after people realized it wasn't a Jersey Shore movie
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(36)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Hope Solo's lawyer says she did not assault her family members, and wishes people would stop making all these stupid Star Wars jokes before she has to smack the taste out of someone's mouth
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(62)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Appeals court to atheists who want Ground Zero Cross removed from memorial: "So you find the cross offensive? OK. What makes it offensive? Explain. Be thorough. Show your work"
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(317)
 
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
"No-shank" toothbrushes and pens takes all the fun out of being in prison
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What the hell is going on in Cardiff that makes it a hotbed of terrorism?
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(72)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Homeowner confronts burglars, catches one and makes him cry. "I taught him a lesson"
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(11)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(The Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists use 17 skulls from 430,000 years ago to demonstrate the early evolution of what would eventually become the Neanderthals. In other news, this headline lacks any jokes but don't worry there will be plenty of jokes to the right
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Will and Jada let their daughter Willow have pet snakes. 10 pet snakes to be exact and they all live in her room. And some of them are free range and have no cages. That's some damn fine parenting there, guys
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(80)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You seem fat and lazy, here's a recipe for making pancakes in a rice cooker
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(58)
 
(icydk.com)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio donates $7 million for ocean conservation to the State Department's Our Ocean Conference in Washington, DC. Then goes back to his hotel room to roll around on his makeshift bed of Victoria's Secret Angels and piles of money
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(17)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Popular Science takes a stab at listing the 100 greatest video games using an Unpopular 100-page slideshow
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(106)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a desperate attempt to distract from his distraction from Benghazi, Obama takes custody of one of the guys who killed a border patrolman during Fast and Furious, which in hindsight was also a distraction from Benghazi
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The worst mistakes people make while dating includes sending too many kisses in a text, talking on the phone during dinner or a movie and thinking that this time dating is going to turn out better than the last dozen miserable failures
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(203)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
England face Uruguay in their bid to avoid catching an early flight home to old Blighty, while Colombia takes on the Ivory Coast for the top spot in Group C and Japan and Greece fight for survival. This is your official World Cup Day 8 thread
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(1472)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 476: "Crotchfruit and Snowflakes". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(75)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Pando Daily)
 
 
 
Why napping on the job makes you more alert, productive and creative. As you're spending the workday hanging out on Fark, this should be an easy next step for you to take
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(7)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Apparently I have been cutting cakes wrong my entire life
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(47)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"The suspect also ate several hot dogs and rice cakes before departing"
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri Al-Maliki whose name is apparently Arabic for "Not Helping" defies Obama's calls to reach out to Sunnis and form a more inclusive government, tells the US to make it snappy with the air strikes and troops to save his ass
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(163)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
'Generally responsible person' dies vomiting out the side of a moving car when her head strikes a telephone pole, lowering the bar for the rest of us who are generally irresponsible
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(143)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
South Korea takes on US in ridiculous pizza arms race
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(49)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to run from a cop, do it before he takes a photo of you. With 'Oh Fark' pics
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(27)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson makes intelligent point about Bush selling the country a bill of goods in order to invade Iraq. Of course, he goes off the rails with Jesus, Devil, and Armageddon talk at the end, but hey, he was on a roll there for a while
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(15)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It must be pretty satisfying to freeze a living raft made out of fire ants in order to figure out what makes it float
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama considers alliance with Iran. You know, it all makes sense now
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you want a real adrenaline rush that makes you feel like you've truly cheated death, you should: A) Go skydiving B) Get into a bare-knuckled street fight C) Ride an ostrich
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Adam Jones takes ump out. Not to dinner either
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nobody's buying sausage pizza anymore in NYC. The sausage slice has been replaced by buffalo chicken and pineapples, artichokes and ziti
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
22 Jump Street takes the weekend box office with $60 million while How to Train Your Dragon 2 debuts at #2 with $50 million. Maleficent remains at #3 while Tom Cruise's ill-conceived Groundhog Day ripoff tumbles to #5
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Just in time for Father's Day - how to make the perfect pancakes for your dad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
JetBlue denies a 3-year old child permission to use the restroom while the plane is stuck on the tarmac, and nature takes its course, anyway
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jimmy Rollins takes another small step towards Cooperstown after becoming the all-time Philadelphia hit leader, passing HOF legend Mike Schmidt
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Phrosties, today's under-the-radar sensation among trendy NYC drunkards, analyzed by scientists to determine what makes the drink so powerful. Alas, in chemical terms it's wine plus Kool-Aid
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist takes it up a notch and jumps over a plane. In flight
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
George Bush makes move to rescue Iraq
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Former Pittsburgh Steelers coach Chuck Noll takes a bow for his final (steel) curtain call
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Fri June 13, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Landis points out why movies suck: "It's very common now to spend more money selling a movie than making a movie. So the reason they make remakes and sequels is because they're brands, like Coca Cola"
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Thu June 12, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's a headline that should have been worded differently: Bachelor party makes impressive fossil discovery in Elephant Butte
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