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386 headlines found matching 'Kes'
Thu April 28, 2016
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore takes personal responsibility for his ethics probe. Just kidding, he blamed the gays for attacking his marriage
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
All it takes is one bad day... but until that day arrives, here's the first trailer for DCAU's R-rated The Killing Joke. Conroy and Hamill at their finest
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Beavis makes fun of Butthead
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Rick Scott takes to Facebook to tell Republicans to unite and stand behind Donald Trump. Hilarity ensues
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(Some Winning Guy)
 
 
 
Dude finds Troian Bellisario's phone and all-access Coachella passes; takes over her Instagram while trying to return them. Bellisario contacts him and tells him to use the passes himself and Snapchat the whole thing. They meet, watch Game of Thrones
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Reebok makes "Alien Day" shoes mimicking the ones Ripley wore in the movie - but not in women's sizes
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Outtakes of Kylo Ren from "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says women don't like Hillary, which is odd since they like Hillary about a billion times more than they like Trump. Also, Chris Christie's wife rolls her eyes at Trump's sexist statements, which makes her human
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Titan has a series of Great Lakes too, but they're filled with clear methane rather than garbage and sewer effluent
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(Mic)
 
 
 
The military is planning to cure PTSD by hacking soldiers' gut bacteria. Still makes more sense than the F-35 program
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Men read horrible tweets directed at female sportswriters, on camera, to the women they were written about. Yikes
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
23-year-old woman refuses to talk to cop while walking down the road so then she crawls under a semi and then the cop grabs her and Tases her but she shakes it off so more cops arrive and they Tase her again and again but she still doesn't talk
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Extortion group takes a page out of indulgent parent playbook, earns over $100,000 from empty DDoS threats
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The guy who likes pouring molten copper on everyday items is back. This time a coconut gets the treatment. Watch and be awed
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Outfielder chokes on Semien ball, spits out apology
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Carlos Gomez broke a bat over his knee like it was no big deal. That takes some serious strength
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Huge apartment fire nearby makes for ominous-looking wedding reception photos
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Audio between Prince's plane and the control tower at Moline's airport makes it clear there was a medical emergency
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Here's a look at why Marvel makes better movies than DC. Other than the fact they have better actors, better source material, and a cohesive strategy about a shared universe
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
A website to help teachers find second jobs to supplement their dismal pay sounds peachy, until you get to the 20% cut the site takes from their pay
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Austin school board takes public submissions to rename Robert E Lee Elementary School. Your leading vote-getter so far: Donald Trump Elementary. Other contenders include Hitler, Willie Nelson, and of course, Schoolie McSchoolface
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
400 years later, the debate rages on: Shakespeare: pompous scribbler or badass editor?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Shakespeare has never been more profitable than now
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Who's Roger Daltrey starts off shaming AC/DC for replacing singer Brian Johnson, goes on to insult the entire continent of Australia. Makes you appreciate Pete Townshend for putting up with him all these years
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 153, Former WEC and UFC lightweight champ Benson Henderson makes his Bellator debut, fighting Andrey Koreshkov for the welterweight title. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 8 PM ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Houston authorities warn area residents to be wary of any wildlife that might have been misplaced by the floods such as snakes, rats, tigers....wait what?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fat Tire Beer will now have the bikes to match its logo
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(Time)
 
 
 
Relive the Chappelle's Show skit that inspired Prince's single "Breakfast Can Wait." So enjoy some pancakes and laugh at the True Hollywood Story of Prince
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flying V goes down with a wham. 2016 strikes again
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Thu April 21, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
According the NYT "Bernie Sanders Has Trickier, Narrower Road in Democratic Race". Clearly the NYT has never been to Vermont because that's what all the roads in Vermont are like and how Bernie likes them. So? Your move Bernardos
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Apparently Kanye West never watches porn with the sound on because he likes to hear just how awesome he sounds while working it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This year's erotic novel makes 50 shades look like Ezekiel 23:20
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Apparently, all it takes to be a "moderate" Republican governor these days is vetoing a bill that would make the Bible your official state book
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
What do Selena Gomez and Shakespeare have in common? Nothing but Lifetime
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Civilized)
 
 
 
52% of Americans say they won't date someone who smokes weed
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Hollywood finally makes a movie for that most neglected of patriotic demographics: insane people who have no connection to reality. Get ready for AmeriGeddon
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC Executive says the era of bad US remakes of British shows like Top Gear US, ABC's Life on Mars, Gracepoint, and NBC's Coupling or Red Dwarf is over
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Tue April 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Designer transforms people's godawful drawings of bicycles into gorgeous renderings of real bikes
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Agile/Scrum Certification Training for Project Managers - preparation for the PMI-ACP® Exam. Project managers: all I know are the Dilbert jokes. Do you like your job? What exactly do you do? (Sponsored Link)
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Mon April 18, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
2016 Strikes Again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Humble towheaded spokesman for President Putin declares income, explains his massive take-home pay -- four times bigger than his boss's -- as just salary, "and sadly I got an inheritance when my father died"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The success of Disney's live-action remake of "The Jungle Book" means one simple thing: a never-ending parade of Disney-classic remakes are coming, whether we want them or not
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Greenland is now melting at a potentially catastrophic pace. And we're all out of global warming jokes, so here's hoping you live inland. Waaaay far inland. Like in the Rockies
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top scientist says that with all of the recent large earthquakes around the ring of fire "Current conditions might trigger at least four earthquakes greater than 8.0 in magnitude." Sleep well my friends
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
I'll see your "zookeeper makes a mistake and gets killed by tiger story" and raise you a "dumbass drops a hat in the tiger enclosure; goes in after it without getting hurt" story. Darwin, you're just phoning it in, man
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Sat April 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Massive quake strikes Ecuador. Magnitude updated to 7.8
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Piñata for adults - with candy and tiny bottles of liquor. Just in time for Cinco de Mayo. This totally makes up for all the birthdays that my mom couldn't find a piñata like they had on Sesame Street. (Sponsored Link)
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Prince makes an emergency landing due 2 flu
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Baseball America)
 
 
 
Third MLB Rule 5 pick in past two years gets 80-game suspension for PEDs. For their own reasons, these players and their teams are totally cool with it, and the extra $725,000 makes up for the stigma of not being a role model for kids
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Yes, gentlemen, the reason no one else is wandering around Florida swamps fighting off crocodiles and venomous snakes is because they don't have the guts to look for the elusive Skunk Ape
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Giant sinkhole opens up in front yard of Des Moines, Iowa home. Makes sense that hell would be underneath Iowa
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
When 70% of your town takes anxiety pills because they have to fly anytime they want medical care, it might be time to build a road
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's favorite Bible quote: "An eye for an eye." But Jesus specifically overturned that rule in Matthew 5:38 saying "but whoever strikes you on your right cheek, turn to him the other as well." So does that mean Trump isn't a Christian?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gavin Rossdale could have gotten a huge payout from his ex Gwen Stefani, but since he'll have majority custody of the kids and doesn't want people to know he makes a lot less than her, he wasn't a dick about the divorce
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Disney's next film will be about a childish adult who kidnaps children and takes them to his Neverland refuge. It's not the Michael Jackson story, but it could be
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
As an underappreciated European with a unique skill which led to a magical rise to prominence, it makes sense that Matthew Dellavedova loves Harry Potter
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Wed April 13, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Families of the people who died when a Germanwings Airline pilot deliberately crashed his jetliner into the Swiss Alps are suing the American flight school that taught him how to fly, because that makes sense, somehow
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Sailor takes on 12 labors to benefit war vets. Hercules impressed
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska man hopes to make some cool cash after inventing a device that makes it easier to pull dead bodies out of frozen rivers. "Everyone who grows up in rural Alaska on rivers knows that looking for bodies is part of life"
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight on Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, a secret from Malik's past comes out (9:00 on ABC) and Rob Thomas (Matchbox 20) makes a guest appearance on the two-hour season finale of iZombie (8:00-10:00 on the CW)
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Yes, it's OK for Germans to make Hitler jokes. Some of their best friends are Hitler
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
This is what happens when an official spokesman just gives up
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explores the question of whether carrying a pistol makes you safer. Short answer: No. Long answer: Pew pew pew pew pew pew. No
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mayor of New York makes racist comment on stage but it's cool because his wife is black and Hillary was there
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
All workers getting a raise when the new $15.37/hr minimum wage for hotel employees takes effect please step forward. Not so fast, union members
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Capt. James Kirk takes command of the Zumwalt
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Matt Kemp makes a spectacular catch in the sun and then tries to walk on ball three. Well, it was worth a try
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(National Review)
 
 
 
White Castle to raise menu prices up to 50% due to minimum wage hikes
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Guy goes to dentist expecting to have four teeth pulled. Wakes up naked and totally toothless in hospital after coding twice in ambulance
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Reunited ELO holds dazzling four-star concert in Manchester. "ELO's back catalogue has been sampled by the likes of Daft Punk, Common, Cassius and Snoop Dogg - they are no longer unhip"
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Mysterious shake rattles North Carolina coast. Scientists say it could be earthquakes, fracking disturbances, or out of state businesses leaving town because of the new Religious Freedom law
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nobody likes a cockblock
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(InsideNova)
 
 
 
Guy sneaks into a Five Guys burger joint in the middle of the night, makes himself a burger, chats on the phone, and leaves an amusing video which will likely soon be state's evidence
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Lifetime RealtimeBoard Premium. Intermediate subscription level not offered on their website - more features than free and less than $50/month. Which Myers-Briggs likes this style of collaboration? INTP? ESFJ? (Sponsored Link)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Melbourne man wakes up in a casino airshaft with 'no idea' how he got there, has to be rescued by emergency services
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Sat April 09, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's hard to fathom how football-shaped bread is educational or "changing the game for food for kids" and "for people all over the world." But Russell Wilson is the spokesman
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Who owns trademark rights to the name of a State? A distiller and a university are in court to settle that question. Difficulty: distiller makes legal moonshine and it's the University of Kentucky
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Watch gay men experience straight sex for the first time wearing virtual reality goggles: "She seems nice. She probably likes salads" (Not safe for work)
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(CRI (China))
 
 
 
Alibaba overtakes Walmart as the largest retail company in the world. Although to be fair. they are a lot closer to where all the cheap Chinese products they both sell are made
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Garden time, Farkers. It's time to plant something other than your ass on a bar stool for another drink. Show us what you're growing this year and give tips on what makes a good home garden
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
College takes the position "Missionary" is a boring mascot. Up for grabs whether it's replaced by Doggy Style or On the Kitchen Table
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
UEFA soccer continues with the Europa League. Villarreal takes on surprising Sparta and Braga hosts Shakhtar Donetsk. The big match, Liverpool facing Dortmund as Juergen Klopp faces his old team. It all starts today at 3:00 PM EDT
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Rare collection of Shakespeare plays discovered on isolated Scottish island
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Domino's makes pizza ordering easier than ever. In other news, Domino's has started selling pizza
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz goes to the Bronx to rally, gets the Bronx cheer and then takes the F and U trains to get the hell out
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Gallant buys the ladies beer. Goofus steals a 63 year old woman's beer, drinks it, takes his shirt off, challenges everyone to a fight then shakes granny violently before beating her
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Uber driver wakes up from a nap to find his fare has gotten them into a high-speed police chase. Lot of bad decision-making going on here
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Blizzard takes out a controversial "butt pose" from Overwatch due to feminists complaining that it objectifies women...and replaces it with a pose ripped straight from a cheesecake pinup painting
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man wakes up to discover that overnight, the city has turned the parking space in front of his house into a disabled spot and fined him for parking his car in it (pics)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts: "Hey, you shouldn't blockade SCOTUS nominees. It makes people think justices are partisan." Senator Grassley: "Its that kind of liberal thinking that got us in this mess"
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Do you have what it takes to be a professional wombat cuddler? If so, Derek the ugly-assed baby wombat would like to interview you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Steve McQueen, director of "Twelve Years a Slave," directs steamy video ad for Burberry cologne, because fragrance just makes you think of Leonardo DiCaprio
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Tonight on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daisy get a horrifying glimpse of the future (9:00 on ABC), and on iZombie, Liv eats a brain that makes her more like she was prior to becoming a zombie (9:00 on CW)
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Red-haired Scottish fold cat makes friends with small frog, loses him, can't seem to find him anywhere
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Goku cosplayer brings his Flying Nimbus to Los Angeles, takes over the city to the delight of thousands
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 10 weird noises your body makes and what they mean. Here comes the science
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New revelations from the Panama papers; they were helping the Norks build nukes and the Syrian government bomb civilian targets
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Groupon to start working with Comcast. Because when you want to turn around a coupon company, it just makes sense to partner with a cable company that's more hated than Monsanto
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
El Pollo Loco's COO takes flight
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes his turn slugging Donald Trump for his idiotic views on nuclear weapons, saying "You could fill a book with the things Donald Trump doesn't know; the encyclopedia"
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The Moon in the sky makes the Earth fit for life in one more way
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(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
People who constantly point out typos and grammatical errors online are pretty much jerks, scientists find. Such people are generally less open, and are more likely to judge you for your mistakes more negatively than anyone else
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes takes the front row, but Ferrari isn't far behind. Alonso is out due to broken ribs and a collapsed lung from Australia with Vandoorne debuting in F1 in his place. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Bahrain thread at 11am on NBCSN
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that snakes came in colors 10 million years ago
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Turns out that a million-dollar 25-year-old Ferrari F40 drives surprisingly well on snow. If you're Takeshi Kimura (awesome vid)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Queen of England is not amused by talk of Brexit from likes of The Daily Mail and The Sun, may provoke constitutional crisis by bypassing PM Cameron, asking Prince Philip to publicly campaign for keeping Britain in EU
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Everything we see from a cloud of smoke to a solid rock takes that specific form because of the collective behaviour of the atoms that make up that object. However, how do atoms choose how to behave? And which choices do they have?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A brief history of some of most notorious, successful and truly cringe-worthy April Fools day jokes. Come for the washing of the lions, stay for the Swiss spaghetti harvest
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And what the Mississippi Senate tries to take away on one hand, the law gives back on the other. Judge strikes down Mississippi's ban on same-sex adoptions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple awakes to 400-pound bear licking their bedroom window. Same thing happened to me last time I got drunk at a pride parade
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Thu March 31, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Miniature pig herd takes over Austrian forest. You know who else liked a wee sty in Austria?
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Student attempts to copy two Matthew Broderick movies. He never makes it to NORAD or Chicago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some Harvard dude: ISIS may have nukes
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Five-year-old hockey fan takes a puck to the head, tells ER doctors to hurry it up with the staples so he can catch the end of the game
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Yes Chris Matthews, I can't rule out using nukes in Europe if I needed to. You seem bewildered?
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Comedy troupe The State are prepping an oral history that takes them from their MTV upbringing to Reno 911 and beyond
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Tue March 29, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seattle's 'Man in Tree' charged with malicious mischief and assault: "He's being held on $50,000 bail. If he makes bail he's ordered to have no contact with the tree"
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(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
"Is maple syrup extraction causing earthquakes through reverse fracking?" Sounds plausible
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
100 Jokes/100 Comedians: Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My Dad can beat up your Dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In the NS Sherlock department, watching reality TV makes you an ego-centric a-hole
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Mon March 28, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
He's a brilliant scientist with wild hair and a funny accent, so it only makes sense that Albert Einstein would make cameos in comic books with everyone from Superman to Captain America
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle tries out some "yo momma" jokes on Kylie Jenner
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Streamer takes a trip into an abandoned MMO for a lark. Then he encounters its one remaining player
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Sun March 27, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Can you guess how long it takes to burn off a Cadbury creme egg? What about a hot crossed bun? The answer will take your breadth away
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Ever hear about Irish wakes being absolutely insane drinking affairs? Well they are
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
According to Romero Institute study, pop music often takes negative view of aging. Message to Kris Kristofferson, Leonard Cohen, Celine Dion, Harry Chapin and Jim Croce: Shame on you for perpetuating ageism
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
North Korea nukes US in worst propaganda video you'll see this weekend
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Shining Armor takes Princess Cadence on Marey to find out if he's really the father while Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Cousin Oliver try to prevent winter from coming as My Little Pony begins its 6th season at 11 AM on Discovery Family
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's how a master carpenter makes a workbench. Unlike your projects, a chain saw was never used
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tired of being upstaged by Jesus and Mary, Satan makes an appearance in a steak
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bulgaria says it likes Donald Trump's ideas, would like to build this wall thing along its border with Greece to see if it works, subscribe to his newsletter
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Shanghai senior in high-rise apartment complex, who obviously has a kid's intuition, invents evacuation slide that takes elderly residents 26 floors in 90 seconds during an emergency. WEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee that's BRILLIANT
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The original "Air Force One" takes to the skies once again on its way to being restored to its original Dwight Eisenhower condition
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Which one are you? TeamPancakes or TeamWaffles?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Madonna somehow overtakes Bruce Springsteen to become highest-grossing solo touring artist ever
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
New observations in comb jellies shakes the butthole paradigm. Hey, new band name
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Tue March 22, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Universally beloved character Jar Jar Binks makes surprise appearance in new video game
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(Globe and Mail)
 
NewsFlash
 
He made mistakes. He drank too much. He smoked some crack sometimes. But he got more than enough to eat at home. And now he's dead
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Nice brush strokes. Good boy
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Woman wakes up one day and can no longer swallow. Same thing happened to my wife the day after we were married
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What did one scarecrow say to the other? This job isn't for everyone, but hay... it's in my jeans. What bad jokes do you know?
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Zootopia takes the weekend box office with $38.4 million. Allegiant debuts at #2 with $29.4 million while Miracles from Heaven was an inexplicable #3 with $12.5 million, 10 Cloverfield lane seeing a huge drop to #4 with $12.4 million
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
McDonald's hikes wages, and surprisingly the sky has not fallen. Instead, employee turnover is down and customer service is better
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(Fark)
 
 
 
BREAKFAST WARS. Pancakes v french toast
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Curious how much the creator of 'Modern Family' makes each month? Pick a number. Double it. Double it again
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man takes dead mother to the bank as additional form of ID when making withdrawal from her account
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(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Finally, science enters the dangerous underbelly of the cheese world--and into the high-stakes world of Parmesan fraud
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Congressman Blaine Luetkemeyer (R-MO' sexism) says the GOP needs to "find a way to neuter" Darth Warren before she chokes them into submission using the combined fear-inspiring powers of her vagina and the Force
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Back in 1981 an SR-71 Blackbird made an unscheduled landing in Norway. Presumably to see the lovely lakes, the wonderful telephone system, and the majestic moose. Wait, what do you mean those things are in Sweden?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jury in Gawker trial won't have to watch the full Hulk Hogan sex tape, just the five minutes or so it takes for all the jurors to finish
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Thu March 17, 2016
(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Tennessee bill seeks to outlaw campus bias-reporting systems, snowflakes
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
What dominates TV for three weeks, makes nearly $1B dollars, and doesn't have to pay its employees? It's NCAA March Madness, and it begins today. (first tip off at 12:15pm EST)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC fifth-grader takes "packing for school" to a whole new level
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Bentley ups the self-driving car stakes with a holographic butler
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
O.J.Simpson jokes about the knife found on his estate being tested for DNA: "If the knife is rusted, I can't be busted"
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
The couple that digs through 8-tons of garbage to find their wedding rings stays together, takes lots of showers
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
CBS CEO finally wakes up and realizes the terrestrial radio business hasn't been relevant since the days of "Fibber McGee and Molly"
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Based on the advocating violence, fueling racism, white nationalism and bigotry, Paul Ryan takes the high road and refuses to back Trump. Just kidding, he's going all in because you're damn right it's party before country
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Newly-leaked documents reveal just how much Judge Judy makes per year - and of course someone now wants a piece of it. Court decision pending
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
400th anniversary of Shakespeare's death to be commemorated in England this year with re-release of some of his most famous novels
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It seems the owners of the Transylvanian castle that was the inspiration for the forbidding home of Count Dracula are not ready to pull up stakes
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Donald Trump makes the ultimate political gamble: "We've got to let Pete Rose into the Hall of Fame"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dick move or dickest move?
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Sun March 13, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Now we know who peed in your corn flakes
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
A dive into the darkest, dirtiest, most depraved corner of the Internet: Dr. Pimple Popper
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Zootopia takes the weekend box office with $49.1 million, doubling the gross of 10 Cloverfield Lane, which debuted at #2. Deadpool remains strong at #3 with $10 million and Sacha Baron Cohen's The Brothers Grimsby is DOA at #8
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cruz takes Wyoming, Rubio and Kasich split DC. Politics Tab eager to give election junkies one more hit of info to get you safely to Tuesday's big primaries
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Arbitrator reduces Wideman suspension, this makes the Bergman angry. Very angry indeed. You should not make the Bergman angry. You would not like him when he's angry
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Everything you thought you knew about St. Patrick's Day is a lie. There were never any snakes in Ireland, St. Patrick dressed in blue, and it wasn't that long ago when drinking on St. Patrick's Day in Ireland was illegal
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dire Straits makes everything better
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
90-year-old grandpa makes wrong turn in his mobility scooter, ends up driving down motorway. Still faster than those idiot drivers who hog the left lane
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
New startup company lets you buy shares of a cow before it's slaughtered, according to spokesman Chuck Roast
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Godwin's law makes the rare appearance as Hitler appears on Conan...to defend himself against unfair Trump comparisons
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dog takes Trump pledge, has a distinct "I was told there would be steak" look on his face
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Wed March 09, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Oklahoma's legislature to drop all pretense and just outright Go There: Under bill in OK Senate anyone who performs an abortion in the state is guilty of first degree murder. Which, by definition, makes the mother an accessory
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
'Morning Joe' says they only interview Trump so much because it's easy and he makes himself available. Which is also the reason people go to prostitutes
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Runaway shopping cart takes mom and daughter shopping on escalator
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mayor of Central Florida city planning to visit Cuba and then return home on a makeshift raft because Florida
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man accused of threatening a school bus monitor with a gun descends into the high stakes world of bongo theft
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Exactly how many people did the U.S. kill with drone strikes? We're about to find out
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Michael Bloomberg takes a big gulp, announces that he's still Biden his time until 2020
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wife of Eagles bass player takes it to the limit
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Plane carrying NASCAR team makes emergency landing at Memphis International Airport, pit crew leaps out, has it back in the air in five seconds
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Sun March 06, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck takes CPAC through the looking glass - and then breaks it, when he says 'Conservatives owe no allegiance to the GOP'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes Kentucky and Louisiana, Sanders gets Kansas and Nebraska, Rubio gets NOTHING. GOOD DAY SIR
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Department of Labor takes aim at the first amendment
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airports at Harrisburg and Newark have the highest ticket prices. Apparently people will pay whatever it takes to get out of Pennsylvania and New Jersey
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama Supreme Court issues order dismissing petitions objecting to the U.S. high court's legalization of same-sex marriages ... and takes a swipe at Chief Justice Roy Moore
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Chuck Grassley makes a move to be crowned "Senate's Greatest Douche"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sanders takes his chances with an obvious trap
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It never takes the police long to catch a doughnut thief
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Here at Politico Labs, we have developed a "Wrongometer" to figure out the lies told to us during presidential debates. We've analyzed last night's GOP performance- *smokes* *explodes* Oh...why it's never done that before, eh Beakey?
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
New app takes the tedium out of checking your voicemail: "The app forwards your calls to a phone number that continues to ring until the caller hangs up"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The ambient sound field at Challenger Deep is dominated by the sound of earthquakes, both near and far was well as the distinct moans of baleen whales and the overwhelming clamor of a category 4 typhoon that just happened to pass overhead"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Daylight savings time linked to increased risk of strokes, especially in the fall when you get that stolen hour back and use it for a few more strokes
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're a single mom on a budget, sometimes it only makes sense to let others think you're a lesbian if it saves you $5 on admission into a park. "It's not like we are the lesbian version of Rachel Dolezal"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
War, murder, rape, pillage, extortion are not enough for Islamic State as it takes it down another notch with its move into international banking
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Wed March 02, 2016
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Nostalgic Bulgarian hipsters revive retro Balkan fixie, either by restoring old bicycles or by purchasing new $167 bikes that ape the style. "Miss the supposed stability of the Communist era? Now you can buy its products"
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Hillary ekes out a win in Massachusetts, and Bill may have violated state election laws doing so
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Tue March 01, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Its not German racism that makes refugees return home. It's the impenetrable German bureaucracy
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(The Local)
 
 
 
If it makes your day a little less stressful, 80% of Spaniards under thirty still live at home with their parents
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
It's frustrating when "bad audio" causes a Zepplin song to come in fuzzy over the radio, or when it makes you unwittingly endorse the KKK
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Airbnb strikes again, this time leaving woman's decomposing corpse hunched over in a garden, hidden by logs and branches
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Guns, drugs and cars: what makes America great, or what is killing us off sooner than our friends across the pond?
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Sat February 27, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Three middle school students arrested for spiking their teacher's pop with pepper flakes. TRIGGER WARNING: Article incorrectly labels "pop" as "soda"
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
This story does not makes much sense, but it involves a sword, a blowgun, and a U-Haul crashing into a church
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Another day, another player getting a slick, highlight goal that makes the Edmonton Oilers' defense look silly
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's the first NASCAR doubleheader of the year as the Xfinity Series takes to the track at Atlanta Motor Speedway for the Heads Up Georgia 250, followed by the Truck Series and the Great Clips 200, beginning at 1:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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Fri February 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush makes a short phone call to thank his supporters. Sadly, the call lasted longer than his campaign
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
400 winters after his forthfare, Shakespeare iwis is mickle spoken, and his byspells still bewilder the drit out of the lewdish leed
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Thu February 25, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
This is Marlin Perkins. Welcome to Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. Let's watch while Jim attempts to subdue and tag the elusive bikestealingus scumbagae. Watch out Jim, those teeth are sharp
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Ten CEOs that need to go this year. Not surprising: Twitter. Surprising: the CEO for Bed, Bath and Beyond makes HOW MUCH per year?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia plans a massive military buildup to counter China over the next 15 years, including 12 new attack submarines, mounting TOW anti-tank missiles on kangaroos, torpedoes on the backs of salties, and bombs filled with spiders and snakes
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's how to make a Star Wars helmet that makes you sound like R2D2 and look like half of a Daft Punk cover band
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Science proves why we make breathtakingly stupid mistakes and cause others to hide their heads in their hands
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump disses Cruz: "He is like a baby compared to some of the people I have to deal with. He is like a little baby: soft, weak, little baby by comparison." Yo mama jokes in 3, 2, 1
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(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Seeing all that Deadpool money, execs decide an R-Rated Superman movie makes total sense
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Tue February 23, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, King Shark escapes from an ARGUS holding tank and Enrico Colantoni makes a guest appearance on iZombie (starting @ 8:00 on CW). And on a two-hour Agent Carter, Sousa and Peggy try to make a deal with Whitney Frost (9:00 on ABC)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nashville's Craig Smith makes the save on his own shot
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Husband loses his job, wife takes the news badly. Very badly
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
President Obama jokes about Scalia's death. What's his Fark login anyway?
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
It turns out that all it takes to make someone's night is a little tartar sauce in their sundae
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(Bicycling.com)
 
 
 
"235 Kung Fu Nuns on Bikes": life imitates my high school garage band
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In news that makes no sense, Justice Scalia loved Dylan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA astronauts release 1.5 tons of garbage as the International Space Station flies over Bolivia. Apparently the thought is if it makes it through the atmosphere and lands on Bolivia no one will notice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift donates $250,000 to Kesha. Apparently it doesn't pay to brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack
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Sun February 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Taiwanese Animators' latest update: Trump rides a RINO to victory, Zombie Jeb gets whacked, Cruz and Carson in a closet, Hillary takes Reddit from behind. Bonus: no Kasich as he wasn't worth their time for a CGI model
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not news: kid in soccer game takes his ball and goes home. Fark: referee in Bundesliga game takes his ball and goes home
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(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
81-year-old woman chases down the robbers who stole her purse, crashes into their car to leave behind evidence that authorities could use to track them down, makes the rest of us look wussy
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Sat February 20, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jesper the cat likes to go skiing, pigeon-watching in public squares and visiting TV show sets. He does not like taking baths though, especially on Caturday
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Yes getting old sucks, but when an old bedridden dog and a young puppy meet and bond, it just makes your day. Every day ends with a happ{y}
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Wed February 17, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell takes a pay cut to a measly $34 million, still doesn't understand the Ideal Gas Law
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip - If you plan to evade police using a smokescreen, you might want to turn the device off before the trail of smoke leads to where you are hiding
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Katrina Pierson, the bullet necklace wearing spokeswoman for Donald Trump, goes on tirade against the far right for their "idiotic opposition" to Planned Parenthood, saying they're more than abortions. We've gone through the looking glass, people
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(Apple)
 
 
 
Apple takes on the Man. Eve makes popcorn. The snake last seen in a tree giggling hysterically. Adam still trying to find a clean shirt
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Tue February 16, 2016
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Lindsay Graham, "How many of you are Democrats?" \o "For Christsakes, put your hand down, JEB"
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Woman flies thousands of miles, reaches out to pharmacologists, linguists, and researchers, then hikes up old lava flows to answer a simple question: can you orgasm from sniffing a mushroom?
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Porn star with very familiar name is tired of your stale jokes
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What's the quickest way to get banned for life from teaching? Use obscene language, encourage students to fight each other, and show off that fancy wooden carving of a penis you're so proud of
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Somali terrorist group finally takes responsibility for 2016 nominee for "most inept suicide bombing attempt of the year"
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Sun February 14, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson chokes his way out of another easy tournament win
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lionel makes model trains cool again
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Those 8,500 troops, 50 warships and 200 military aircraft deployed along the Ukrainian border this week? They're just there for a "military exercise", according to Russian spokesman Boris Badenov
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
In stunning news, researchers have determined that mountaintop removal mining makes the world flatter
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Worker at GM Tech Center takes a stab at bring-your-daughter-to-work day
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
It takes mad skills to be able to play the drums at such a young age, it takes MADDER skills when you're also blind
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(The Olive Press (Spain))
 
 
 
THE Bruce Dickinson likes turtles
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Bill Maher blames Sarah Palin for Donald Trump's campaign: "She got the country used to someone on the level of a car show spokesmodel being presidential timber...Trump may be their savior, but [Palin] was the immaculate misconception"
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Wed February 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
'Dad of the Year' takes wheelchair-bound disabled son to skatepark and the results are magnificent, very dusty
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(Slate)
 
 
 
John Kasich's 2nd place finish behind Trump in New Hampshires makes it clear that GOP voters want a a realistic down-to-earth campaign that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
GOP establishment "confounded" by Trump win, as if they are not the same people who tried to put Sarah Palin one presidential heart attack away from controlling nukes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Target takes another step forward in its quest to eliminate your child's gender. Difficulty: Pillowforts
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Wait, are you telling me people thought Zoolander 2 would actually be anything other than a recycled mess of tired jokes, terrible acting, and a stupid plot that somehow managed to be worse than the first?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
DMX found unconscious in a hotel room, depressed that kids aren't buying bikes like they used to
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman hopes to overcome her "crippling fear of cakes" prior to her wedding, is upset that no mental health professionals take her phobia seriously and keep desserting her after one session
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Man wakes up to a car in his basement
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Gourmet chef takes pride in fooling foodies by creating appetizing taster menu out of McDonald's ingredients, letting them praise sublimely experimental cuisine and Instagram it as #atasteofsocal, then dropping irony bomb on them
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Farker zvoidx sings on/makes music video, whores it out to Fark
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Mon February 08, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan makes his retirement announcement and a bunch of stuff happens to try to make Fastlane interesting but who cares? Team Hell No is dead forever. It's YOUR Monday Night Raw thread. (8PM EST on USA/pre-show 7:30 on 999)
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(NewNowNext)
 
 
 
Showing that the only water they're worried about is water-based lube, Michigan legislature makes anal sex illegal
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(The Local)
 
 
 
NATO report says Russia practiced nuclear strikes against Sweden in 2013. Apparently that's what happens when Vladimir Putin gets frustrated after spending an entire weekend trying to put together a living room sectional from IKEA
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
For everyone keeping score at home, more than 260 exotic snakes, monkeys, lions, tigers, bears and other captive animals have escaped from their enclosures in Florida in the last decade
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Sun February 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
John Kasich jokes that, being sane, he'd be better off running as a Democrat. That's a good one, John
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russian lawyer brands unlikely friendship of goat and tiger as ....*shakes magic 8 ball*.... gay propaganda
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(NASA)
 
 
 
45 years after being the 6th man to walk on the moon, Astronaut Edgar Mitchell takes his place amid the stars
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Your earnings are the weakest, LinkedIn. Goodbye
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Study: winners are unethical people because winning makes people unethical
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Thu February 04, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Affluenza strikes Canada as member of family worth billions who killed 3 kids and their grandfather while driving drunk "accepted full responsibility and accountability for his conduct and the devastating consequences of that conduct." Wait, what?
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
A village in Uganda is making its own version of The Expendable and it makes Plan 9 From Outer Space look like Citizen Kane. Which is awesome
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ben Carson takes the scalpel and makes an incision to his campaign staff
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Clayton Kershaw says the lack of a DH in the National League "makes for a better game." Most likely because he gets a chance at three or four more strikeouts every game
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Japanese restaurant serving the world's most outrageous dishes makes frog legs look like baby food
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Wed February 03, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coach K takes another leave of absence because Duke sucks
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
A look back at the most batshiat insane Super Bowl halftime show ever with skydivers, flaming stuntmen, Patti LaBelle walking down a ramp, Indiana Jones, and snakes, why did it have to be snakes?
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
"A spokesman for Wetherspoons confirmed the restaurant had to close last night because of a rat problem, but said he could not confirm whether a rat ran up a customer's trouser and ate a chip from his hand"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Nitrogen brings a new element to Sam Adams beer, makes you feel like you've got helicopters flying around your brain for 30 seconds when inhaled
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
This massive eSports guy reckons weightlifting makes him a better gamer
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sons of dead Angolan warlord say his portrayal in the new Call of Duty game makes him look like a "barbarian brute"
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Tue February 02, 2016
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Barry & Wells encounter a meta-human named Tar Pit, and Kristen Bell makes a guest appearance on iZombie (CW starting @ 8:00). On Agent Carter, Peggy and the SSR make discoveries about Hollywood star Whitney Frost (ABC @ 9:00)
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Mon February 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bosses realize that putting workers on part-time status makes them less loyal to their companies
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Zika makes it to the College of William and Mary, as apparently it's the nerdy kid who wants to go to a school that doesn't have any fun
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
John Scott, long-time goon voted into NHL All-Star Game, then traded and dropped to minor league by NHL management, makes stunning comeback to score two goals and win All-Star Game MVP before throwing down his gloves and brawling Gary Bettman
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study: Being a regular at your local bar makes you happier than the norm
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
For this week's episode, SMHMC takes you to Hell. Literally, as that's the name of the band fronted by an actor and having top metal producer Andy Sneap as a member
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
English Premier League soccer takes a break for the FA Cup Fourth Round. Start your weekend early with Derby vs. Man Utd on Friday, before the main course is served on Saturday
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Sat January 30, 2016
(gCaptain)
 
 
 
'The little tugboat that could' makes epic save
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Fri January 29, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Darth Vader's son takes control of Sky, begins construction of Death Star that can only move further to the right
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Navy takes credit for yesterday's shake-up in New Jersey, claims that an F-35 actually flew
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Thu January 28, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Exploiting your kid for Instagram likes just reached its zenith
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Microsoft purchases the domain SurfaceCar.com. Make all of your crash and blue screen of death jokes to the right
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(Crawley News)
 
 
 
Police try to box in Shetland pony with tactic used in car pursuits. Pony makes them look silly
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Barbie will now come in three new body types like petite, tall and one that actually likes to eat
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Michael Bloomberg is worth $49 billion. Which makes him five times more qualified to be president than Donald Trump
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Three legged pit bull from WI takes a bullet defending family from robber
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Wed January 27, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
You want to protest deforestation, so you C) put four live snakes in your mouth
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Undefeated high school wrestler loses to rival with special needs, makes his dreams to come true. Best wrestling move ever
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(Evening Telegraph (UK))
 
 
 
Seven police cars scrambled to intercept dangerous man armed with a deadly bicycle repair kit. "There was a misunderstanding," said police spokesperson
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Cool: A lost Beatrix Potter story more than a century old is about to be published. Amusing: Peter Rabbit makes a cameo. Sad: He's older, slower and portlier
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists find largest solar system ever discovered - containing a planet that takes 1 million Earth years to circumnavigate its star
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Uber experimenting with putting a children's toy in the back of cars to distract drunk passengers so they don't distract the driver. Will next try to distract drunks by dangling shiny keys and using a toy that makes animal noises
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian Open line umpire takes a blow 'down under'. Ow, ow, ow
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Caffeine drinkers rejoice: coffee makes exercise seem like less effort
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Every time an Uber driver brakes too sharply or speeds, their smartphone puts it on the record in case of customer complaints. And you're next
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Drunk "Green Beret Colonel" expresses desire to join the Oregon Dildo Collectors' Convention, then threatens to murder police officers and invokes the Ronald Reagan Defense when asked about his service record
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Kansas finally takes a righteous stand against the unholy abomination that is discrimination. Asinine: discrimination against gun dealers and manufacturers
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Attention, parents: no one likes it when you bring your baby to work. Especially if you're a famous bullfighter
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Turns out Track Palin has Pseudo Traumatic Stress Disorder, but the good news is he has a shot at getting a gig as a spokesman for a non-profit organization that supports abstaining from domestic violence
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Sun January 24, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
JK Rowling responds to Donald Trump's spokeswoman's deplorable Tweets about "half breeds." Truly, this is Trump's Katrina
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(Regal Tribune)
 
 
 
McDonald's McMakes a McComeback. McSuck it, McHaters
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Detroit teacher takes photos of the sad conditions of the school. Come for the classroom shrooms, stay for the wobbly wooden floors
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts mad scientists...we mean wildlife managers...want to create an island full of rattlesnakes
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Pope Francis strikes out at internet trolls; "Access to digital networks entails a responsibility for our neighbor whom we do not see but who is nonetheless real and has a dignity which must be respected." Hope he doesn't see the politics tab
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia says it can handle low oil prices for a "long, long time." If nothing else, at least it takes away any immediate worries of the U.S. deciding on a military invasion
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Sat January 23, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Nerds freak out as Luke Skywalker's blaster from 'The Empire Strikes Back' goes on the auction block
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Article discusses what went wrong with Al Jazeera America. Apparently it takes an entire article to say "you didn't change the name, morons"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Best man makes bride cry at wedding
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Passionate calligrapher makes 10-ft long ink brush to set world record for worst case of writer's cramp
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The Flint lead poisoning was caused by (shakes magic 8-ball) public employee pensions
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Guy makes Iron Man suit in his back yard for sick kids in hospital. Oh look, another one of these thrHOLY CRAP
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Giant $15 milkshakes garnished with lollipops, cookies and pretzels are drawing two hour long lines in New York City. Mostly because people there have never seen anything selling for only $15
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kettle suggests that Pot's abrasive personality makes him unfit for the presidency
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
♫ Iowa, it's a Berning thing. And it makes, a Clinton sting. Bound, by lib'ral desire. They fell into a Bernie fire ♫
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Google Street View takes you 1,600 feet up Mont Blanc ... that must be one big-ass pen
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Cruz: Out showing off HIS big celebrity endorsement, Glenn Beck. Trump pulls up on Harley w/ ol' lady Sarah riding byatch. Trump: Hey Shorty, what's with the crying squirrel? Trump: *Guns engine and takes off* Beck: *Bursts into tears* Annndd SCENE
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Thu January 21, 2016
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning to get a $2 million bonus if Denver makes it to the Super Bowl. Not from his contract, but from his sponsor if he changes his audible call from "Omaha" to "Papa John's"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Norwegian in boxers stops thief from stealing his car by clinging to roof in sub-zero temperatures during high speed ride. Police spokesman: "Bruce Willis wouldn't have managed that"
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Wed January 20, 2016
(Americans for Tax Reform)
 
 
 
The IRS likes things clean, especially their disk drives
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bernie tilts at windmills. No wait, scratch that: Planned Parenthood, NARAL, and HRC, or as he likes to call them, "the Human Rights Fund"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin takes high road, says Track was responsible for his domestic abuse arrest. Of COURSE you know subby is just kidding; she found a way to blame it on Obama
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(Cambridge News)
 
Video
 
Freerunner James Kingston makes a death-defying jump in his latest video. Watch it and squirm
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Tue January 19, 2016
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Parents outraged that little snowflakes are subjected to a puppet show featuring a "beautiful" princess. Bonus: Response from puppeteer includes "entitlement up the wing-wang"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where yarmulkes fit: Putin on kibitz
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Farm in a Box: how to be a farmer anywhere you want to farm, only takes a few shipping containers and TLC
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Outsourcing doesn't produce a bad product because the new people making the product don't care. It makes a bad product because the people who understand the intent behind the product are separated from its execution
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
HRC endorses HRC? Makes sense
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Not content with domestic illness, anti-vaxxer takes their kid overseas to bring back a highly infectious disease
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why your selfie makes you look seven years older
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Mon January 18, 2016
(The TV Page)
 
 
 
The comedian whose joke led to Bill Cosby's downfall says he will no longer make Bill Cosby jokes
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Giant worms the size of snakes are discovered by scientists on deserted Scottish island. Well no wonder there are no people
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Sun January 17, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kevin Hart's Ride Along 2's $34 million takes it to #1, dethroning The Force Awakens, which drops to #3 with $26 million. At #2 is Bear Rape: The Movie with $31 million. Michael Bay's 13 Hours gets Benghazied to #4 while Hateful Eight plunges to #10
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Sat January 16, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Trump takes credit for release of US prisoners by Iran: "I think I might have had something to do with it"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass panda Bei Bei takes first beibei steps at Washington Zoo
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Fri January 15, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Holly Holm who defeated Rhonda Rousey, signs endorsement deal with supplement maker that makes products banned by UFC which raises absolutely no questions about her victory
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
The Nation makes only its third Democratic endorsement ever - and it's Bernie
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The subtle wit of the New York Daily News pokes a little fun at Ted Cruz for his debate comments about the city
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New TV fitness show makes trainers fatten up and lose weight themselves before they can tell ordinary people how to do it
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Actor in War of the Roses TV historical documentary dislikes his hipster beard, but can't shave it because he would no longer be historically correct and would no longer get jobs in period TV historical documentaries
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Thu January 14, 2016
(The Day)
 
 
 
Two accidents, one fatal, occur along notorious stretch of Interstate 95 in CT in 2 days. DOT spokesman: The highway is fine. Maybe if you people didn't suck at driving
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
California wingsuiter makes unscheduled canyon wall landing
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Man makes tiny V-8 engine out of paper that actually runs. No sheet
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Popcorn hater wants all popcorn banned in all theaters because popcorn makes noise while it's eaten, y'all
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Wed January 13, 2016
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Designer of new restaurant at the summit of Pikes Peak hopes visitors will have a "Titanic moment." Hopefully he means the "King of the world" moment and not the "Oh shiat we're all dead" moment
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Tue January 12, 2016
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Why it takes three months to add a new car to a racing game
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