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411 headlines found matching 'Kes'
Sun May 29, 2016
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Now that the door has held, what's in store for Bran? Has Daenerys accepted her role as conqueror? Will Jamie and the High Sparrow battle? And Ian Farking MacShane makes his debut. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's daughter takes a girl to prom. Beat it
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve chair warns of interest rate hikes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
David Letterman likes to joke a lot, and now he jokes about faking his own death if his auto racing team does not win
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
What a difference a little a makes
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rockies broadcaster makes a nice grab on a foul ball without leaving her seat. Her husband: "That's why I married her - great hands"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mars makes closest approach to Earth in 11 years on May 31. It's the best of both worlds
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The prelude to the Ironbutt 1261 begins at Charlotte Motor Speedway when the NASCAR Xfinity Series takes to the track for an afternoon of basically watching Cup guys practice for Sunday at the Hisense 300. Coverage begins at 2 PM on Fox Sports 1
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's best buddy, Putin, successfully tests satellite destroying missile. Putin says he can't wait until November to use the missile for real as his best pal Trump takes office. BFFs forever
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Queen takes a Pooh
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson reveals he was asked to join the MCU. But what's really interesting is how much the writer of the article dislikes Mel Gibson
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists interact with fungi; he takes to stripper, show good time
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Could Alzheimer's stem from infections? Experts say it makes sense, but forget how they came about to that conclusion
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Point at Nathan Myhrvold, but don't laugh, because he takes that personally
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Aiming for hero tag and missing by a wide margin, man hikes desert mountain with beer, no water
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(DW)
 
 
 
William Shakespeare makes $3.50 a word - 400 years after he died
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Wed May 25, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The computer system that coordinates the U.S. nuclear forces is so archaic it makes the infamous virus scene from Independence Day look like something out of Mr. Robot
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Mom takes kids on Appalachian Trail hike to help keep daughter sober, taking more than just 12 steps
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Distorting your sniper shot record? That's a best selling book and a box office hit. Also, makes losing that posthumous defamation lawsuit to Jesse Ventura clearer in retrospect
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"All smoke and mirrors," Decades old vote prevents Oklahoma turnpikes from ever being paid off
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lewis Black admits he wakes up happy, but then he reads the newspaper and he gets angry--and hilarious
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Peaceful protest takes a left turn in Albuquerque
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Tue May 24, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
ECF Game 6: The first elimination game of the Conference Finals has the Bolts looking to put the screws to the Pens who hope to scribble out that advantage. Elimination hockey is best hockey. Puck drops at 8PM ET, Hot dogs drop for Kessel every PK
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Do older men sire mentally ill children because of genetics, or because building a dungeon takes time?
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Verschlimmbesserung is the German word for "improvement that makes things worse." Or as we say in English, Microsoft
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hillary still can't explain why she should be president, and may now be the weakest prohibitive favorite ever to run for the presidency
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Mon May 23, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
File this under "things that could be a disaster but aren't": Kesha singing "It Ain't Me, Babe"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the drunkest and driest communities in the United States. A certain state in the upper Midwest has several cities on the drunkest list, and the only hint is you want some cheese with that, folks?
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
School bans whistles, fearing the precious snowflakes might find the sound 'too aggressive.'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let no one ever claim Steph Curry will not do whatever it takes to win
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Kenneth Branagh takes credit for discovering Tom Hiddleston
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Sat May 21, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Captain Kirk takes control of the Navy's new $4 billion destroyer. Again. No word on if Spock will be with him
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
All-female cast performs naked version of Shakespeare's "The Tempest" in Central Park. O brave nude world (probably not safe for work)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman with rare brain disorder that makes her strip can't work out what job to do
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Irate beaver takes man hostage
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is just one in a long line of mistakes made by the news media during campaign season
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Thu May 19, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Raptors / Cavaliers game 2. So now that the Raptors have an idea what it takes to win at this level, can they step up? Can they keep within 10? 20? 8:30EDT Tip off
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The liberal redneck takes on Target bathroom protesters: "Crazier than Michele Bachmann on bath salts"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman grabs her shotgun and makes a Facebook post warning the would-be burglars who tried to break into her home not to come back, because obviously the first thing the burglars will do is check her Facebook page
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Former Princeton graduate student with dyslexia protests treatment with rehung trikes
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This is why no one takes right-wing Evangelical preachers like Joel Olsteen, Billy Graham, Donald Trump, and the like seriously anymore
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oakland mayor says the most dangerous place in America is Trump's mouth. Subby likes the sentiment, not sure about the logic. Definitely wouldn't want to get between Trump and a taco salad
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
In a first for Wisconsin, the state Supreme Court actually takes a stand against a portion of the infamous Act 10, handing a rare defeat to Scott Walker. Conservative reaction was swift: How DARE they not do what we paid them to do
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Wed May 18, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
ECF GAME 3: After splitting the first two, the Bolts look to take advantage of home ice tonight. These teams are pretty balanced, I guess the only question is which will Kessel find first, the back of the net, or the hot dog stand out front? 8pm ET
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
After playing Batman, an astronaut, and Daredevil Ben Affleck takes on his most horrifying role yet. An accountant. Audit season has never been deadlier
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Local councils don't give approval for state government's unpopular development project. So the state government dissolves local councils, appoints hand-pick administrators, and also makes it illegal to protest development projects
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Larry David says a lot of white people are pretending to understand "Hamilton." White people pretend to understand lots of stuff like Shakespeare, "Girls," "Curb Your Enthusiasm," etcetera
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police spokesman recommends "calling building management rather than trying to obtain lost items down a trash chute by yourself"
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Tue May 17, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
You lose a bet to a billionaire, who makes you pay for the lunch you offered in the wager. Do you: C) Whine about it in your newspaper column
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(MBL.is)
 
 
 
Some Icelanders upset that their nation's Eurovision spokesperson was not 100% Viking descent
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Luke Skywalker brings the Force with him to breakfast with Irish teen who has cancer and makes his day without breaking his idol bubble
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA is developing cryosleep for long missions. Ripley and Walt Disney and Xenomorph all give \o/ likes on Spacebook
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump makes another blatant, outrageous lie
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Amal Clooney makes up for one wardrobe malfunction with another wardrobe malfunction
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(Cycling Weekly (UK))
 
 
 
There's now an anti-theft device for bikes that assplodes if anyone tries to steal it (pics, etc)
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Sun May 15, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Azealia Banks makes an ass out of herself on Twitter. This is not a repeat of the last time she used Twitter
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Think you've got what it takes to get a date online? Take this quiz and see if you know what women want
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jake Arrieta strikes out eleven in eight-innings of two-run ball for the Cubs' 21st consecutive win with Arrieta as the starter, two shy of the modern record. His ERA for the season actually climbed to 1.29, that's how dominant he's been
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rescue dog alerts family to dangerous snake near their daughter, then takes the snakebites meant for the daughter. Florida tag takes a backseat for a more proper tag to honor the dog
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Sat May 14, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Magnitude 3.0 quake strikes near Gilroy, California, but don't worry, the garlic is safe
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Piano virtuoso takes you on a trip back through the history of phone ringtones. And people say classical music is inaccessible
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Honestly who wouldn't want a slice of NYC pizza named "Ground Zero Deep Dish" after the city's darkest day?
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Man wakes up from coma, immediately demands Taco Bell food, has no idea how to use the three seashells
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Astronaut Tim Peake is a real hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is as he does not panic when space debris hits the International Space Station and instead takes a pic and shares it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Donald Trump takes aim at Jeff Bezos' wallet. "Amazon has a huge antitrust problem"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meghan Trainor takes an onstage tumble on Jimmy Fallon, so he joins her on the floor
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The ultimate guide to deep-fried British food, "undeniably one of the most joyful parts of Britain's cookery landscape." Everyone knows fish & chips and the Mars bar, but have you sampled the squibs or chipshakes?
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Man creates diversion during cop chase, doubles back on foot, and takes off in one of the officer's cruisers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anonymous congressman admits"'most of my colleagues are dishonest career politicians who revel in the power and special-interest money that's lavished upon them. My main job is to keep my job, to get reelected. It takes precedence over everything"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Azealia Banks makes a play to be Trump's veep
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle nervously pokes out of its shell, meekly asks Donald Trump to stop insulting people
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
What to do with your leftover Pringles cans? All it takes is a little imagination
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Former FDA head says that the opioid epidemic is one of the "great mistakes of modern medicine", just after the advent of the HMO, the Veterans Administration and Dr. Oz
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian medieval re-enactor makes pointed response to the "I can fly my drone everywhere I want" crowd. (with video)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe takes swig of beer, stares into the distance, and reflects on what could have been
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Iron Man is a hero who does what it takes to make things right and ... wait, he's killed how many people? Whatever. To make an omelet you got break some eggs, etc etc
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian claims Kanye West "rapped Lamar Odom back to health." Hmm. Usually listening to Kanye makes you sick
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The queen confirms stereotype of Chinese politicians, but China takes it in stride. Just kidding
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber says he is no longer taking photographs with fans because it makes him feel like a zoo animal. Wait, do they keep jackasses in zoos?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The trailer for the latest Call of Duty has received a record number of dislikes on YouTube. The figure currently stands at 1,689,649, a hate benchmark that social scientists are calling "well into Justin Bieber territory"
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Tue May 10, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Penguins have a second chance to eliminate the Caps in the only game tonight.. Can the Caps build off the Game 5 win? Will the Pens put this series away? Can Kessel put a couple of hot dogs away between shifts? Puck drops @8:00ET. Answers by 11:00 or so
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After 30 game suspension, Aroldis Chapman makes his long awaited NY Yankees debut. First four pitches are clocked at 100, 100, 101, 101
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Antiques Roadshow appraiser makes excuses for valuing ugly-ass '70s Oregon high-school ceramics class project at $50,000, one order of magnitude higher than its real value
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Alewives, ostlers, cardmakers, skinkers, costermongers, and glovers: some DIY occupations from Shakespeare's plays that you should encourage your hipster dilettante friends to try to make a living at
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The competition was fierce, but we have a winner in the "who likes Hillary the least" contest
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
John Oliver takes on Scientific Studies, which is like playing the telephone game with Scientists and media
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
US 'surgical strikes' in Afghanistan keep on hitting surgeries and surgeons
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Oakland A's backup catcher brought in to pitch in lopsided losing game, promptly strikes out Adam Jones. Orioles and A's teams both break out in laughter
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Science takes steps to explain why some people can't dance
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After the Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare reveal trailer gets a record 450,000+ dislikes in a few days, Activision CEO responds with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Now there's a job that takes balls
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Sat May 07, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Chief Mouser at Foreign Office takes the enemy down
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Fri May 06, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Car dealership sends cease and desist letter to area man forcing him to take down satirical news article that makes fun of their plans to bulldoze a neighborhood. It would be a shame if this backfired on them
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Multiple tornadoes attack an oilfield in Iraq. Vertical video orientation actually makes sense. Nobody calls out to the great God, Akbar. Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered if you have what it takes to fill an XL condom? Here comes the science
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(Mic)
 
 
 
"A new system called video visitation is replacing in-person jail visits with glitchy, expensive Skype-like video calls. It's inhumane, dystopian and actually increases in-prison violence - but god, it makes money"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mary Matalin has joined the porcupine party, which makes sense after being married to a naked mole rat
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ariel Winter responds to Chloe Grace Moretz's criticism of Kim Kardashian and subby has suddenly completely run out of farks to give. (shakes empty can) Won't someone please help?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In a bid to reduce accidents, France makes its driving test so tough that no one can pass it
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Some actor you never heard of is going to make the Kessel Run in twelve parsecs
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Thu May 05, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Grass on the National Mall is being restored to its full, natural, luxuriant growth, according to National Park Service spokesman Mike Litterst
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(CNN)
 
 
 
California raises minimum age to buy tobacco to 21, making it harder for teens to buy smokes, just like it's almost impossible for them to get beer
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sunshine cuts blood pressure and makes you thinner. Len wisely nods
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow takes the temperature of the nation, braces us for just how insane the notion of a Trump presidential candidacy is
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ron Weasley lookalike wakes up from anesthesia as the most annoying gangster ever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With no more important problems to solve, the United Nations takes aim at celebrities posing with monkeys on Instagram
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
University lecturer decides to do an impromptu online poll on what makes a great athlete, quickly discovers that the internet is dicks all the way down
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Man makes a bolt for the border
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren promises she will do "whatever it takes" to stop Trump. Well, we know the answer: Clinton/Warren '16
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Tue May 03, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Isolated Indonesian village mistakes abandoned sex doll for angel. In fairness, it is an easy mistake to make since they've never seen an angel before either
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Roboman Hakaider is what happens when a Power Ranger takes too much acid and goes on one of those Vegas style binges, except this binge is in a dystopian society ruled by robot things. Don't ever change, Japan. Don't ever change
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Mon May 02, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
With Orpik chilling for the next three, will Kessel or Crosby get more flicks to the net? Pens host the Caps in the only game tonight. 8:00EDT
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(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
All right, stop, collaborate and listen: down in the sewers, the damp makes it glisten. Four bad dudes eating pizza nightly, taught by a rat who's old yet sprightly. Left in the 90s, my career is crap - that's why I'm making turtle rap
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Edge makes history by becoming the first rock musician to play at the Sistine Chapel
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Satanists reject Boehner's claims that Ted Cruz is Lucifer incarnate. Say, "comparing Ted Cruz to Satan, as besmirching the positive, heroic aspects of that character from Paradise Lost." In other words, Ted Cruz makes Satan look like Jesus
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when one of the leading spokesmen for sex offenders' civil rights is caught texting an underage boy
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
If you don't stop kickin my chokeslam then I will be forced to apply a sharpshooter on your face. This illogical headline was brought to you by WWE creative. WWE Payback, 8PM EST on the booty network
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Among casualties of Japan earthquakes: the winding Road of Laputa, so nicknamed because of its striking resemblance to road in classic Hayao Miyazaki anime. "It was a holy ground for motorcyclists"
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
New 'Ghostbusters' movie trailer has most dislikes in YouTube history
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Comet named after a cat makes its first appearance. Hello, kitty
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Incomprehensible DailyMail headline of the day: "Aidan O'Brien aiming to make up for Air Force Blue's failures at Newmarket when Minding takes on the 1,000 Guineas"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
In a statement that many Farkers can relate to, man tells police he makes inflammatory social media posts to help blow off steam
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
I don't want to shock you, but, a site that makes all of its money selling movie tickets might be inflating the star ratings of the movies
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(WFTDA TV)
 
 
 
Now that the NFL Draft is winding down what is there to watch? How does Roller Derby on ESPN3 tonight sound? Current champs Rose City take on #2 Victoria then #5 Texas takes on #7 Angel City. Link goes to page on how to watch for US & non-US viewers
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Apparently the soccer corner flag makes a great javelin as a response to a fan who throws a firecracker at you
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Pat McCrory goes on Megyn Kelly, expecting to be praised for his signing of North Carolina's anti-transgender bathroom law. Instead, she rakes him over the coals for his bigotry and demands an explanation for his fear
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Thu April 28, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore takes personal responsibility for his ethics probe. Just kidding, he blamed the gays for attacking his marriage
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
All it takes is one bad day... but until that day arrives, here's the first trailer for DCAU's R-rated The Killing Joke. Conroy and Hamill at their finest
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Beavis makes fun of Butthead
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Rick Scott takes to Facebook to tell Republicans to unite and stand behind Donald Trump. Hilarity ensues
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(Some Winning Guy)
 
 
 
Dude finds Troian Bellisario's phone and all-access Coachella passes; takes over her Instagram while trying to return them. Bellisario contacts him and tells him to use the passes himself and Snapchat the whole thing. They meet, watch Game of Thrones
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Reebok makes "Alien Day" shoes mimicking the ones Ripley wore in the movie - but not in women's sizes
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Outtakes of Kylo Ren from "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says women don't like Hillary, which is odd since they like Hillary about a billion times more than they like Trump. Also, Chris Christie's wife rolls her eyes at Trump's sexist statements, which makes her human
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Titan has a series of Great Lakes too, but they're filled with clear methane rather than garbage and sewer effluent
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(Mic)
 
 
 
The military is planning to cure PTSD by hacking soldiers' gut bacteria. Still makes more sense than the F-35 program
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Men read horrible tweets directed at female sportswriters, on camera, to the women they were written about. Yikes
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
23-year-old woman refuses to talk to cop while walking down the road so then she crawls under a semi and then the cop grabs her and Tases her but she shakes it off so more cops arrive and they Tase her again and again but she still doesn't talk
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Extortion group takes a page out of indulgent parent playbook, earns over $100,000 from empty DDoS threats
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The guy who likes pouring molten copper on everyday items is back. This time a coconut gets the treatment. Watch and be awed
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Outfielder chokes on Semien ball, spits out apology
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Carlos Gomez broke a bat over his knee like it was no big deal. That takes some serious strength
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Huge apartment fire nearby makes for ominous-looking wedding reception photos
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Audio between Prince's plane and the control tower at Moline's airport makes it clear there was a medical emergency
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Here's a look at why Marvel makes better movies than DC. Other than the fact they have better actors, better source material, and a cohesive strategy about a shared universe
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
A website to help teachers find second jobs to supplement their dismal pay sounds peachy, until you get to the 20% cut the site takes from their pay
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Austin school board takes public submissions to rename Robert E Lee Elementary School. Your leading vote-getter so far: Donald Trump Elementary. Other contenders include Hitler, Willie Nelson, and of course, Schoolie McSchoolface
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
400 years later, the debate rages on: Shakespeare: pompous scribbler or badass editor?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Shakespeare has never been more profitable than now
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Who's Roger Daltrey starts off shaming AC/DC for replacing singer Brian Johnson, goes on to insult the entire continent of Australia. Makes you appreciate Pete Townshend for putting up with him all these years
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 153, Former WEC and UFC lightweight champ Benson Henderson makes his Bellator debut, fighting Andrey Koreshkov for the welterweight title. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 8 PM ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Houston authorities warn area residents to be wary of any wildlife that might have been misplaced by the floods such as snakes, rats, tigers....wait what?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fat Tire Beer will now have the bikes to match its logo
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(Time)
 
 
 
Relive the Chappelle's Show skit that inspired Prince's single "Breakfast Can Wait." So enjoy some pancakes and laugh at the True Hollywood Story of Prince
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flying V goes down with a wham. 2016 strikes again
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Thu April 21, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
According the NYT "Bernie Sanders Has Trickier, Narrower Road in Democratic Race". Clearly the NYT has never been to Vermont because that's what all the roads in Vermont are like and how Bernie likes them. So? Your move Bernardos
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Apparently Kanye West never watches porn with the sound on because he likes to hear just how awesome he sounds while working it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This year's erotic novel makes 50 shades look like Ezekiel 23:20
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Apparently, all it takes to be a "moderate" Republican governor these days is vetoing a bill that would make the Bible your official state book
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
What do Selena Gomez and Shakespeare have in common? Nothing but Lifetime
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Civilized)
 
 
 
52% of Americans say they won't date someone who smokes weed
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Hollywood finally makes a movie for that most neglected of patriotic demographics: insane people who have no connection to reality. Get ready for AmeriGeddon
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC Executive says the era of bad US remakes of British shows like Top Gear US, ABC's Life on Mars, Gracepoint, and NBC's Coupling or Red Dwarf is over
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Tue April 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Designer transforms people's godawful drawings of bicycles into gorgeous renderings of real bikes
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Agile/Scrum Certification Training for Project Managers - preparation for the PMI-ACP® Exam. Project managers: all I know are the Dilbert jokes. Do you like your job? What exactly do you do? (Sponsored Link)
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Mon April 18, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
2016 Strikes Again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Humble towheaded spokesman for President Putin declares income, explains his massive take-home pay -- four times bigger than his boss's -- as just salary, "and sadly I got an inheritance when my father died"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The success of Disney's live-action remake of "The Jungle Book" means one simple thing: a never-ending parade of Disney-classic remakes are coming, whether we want them or not
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Greenland is now melting at a potentially catastrophic pace. And we're all out of global warming jokes, so here's hoping you live inland. Waaaay far inland. Like in the Rockies
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top scientist says that with all of the recent large earthquakes around the ring of fire "Current conditions might trigger at least four earthquakes greater than 8.0 in magnitude." Sleep well my friends
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
I'll see your "zookeeper makes a mistake and gets killed by tiger story" and raise you a "dumbass drops a hat in the tiger enclosure; goes in after it without getting hurt" story. Darwin, you're just phoning it in, man
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Sat April 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Massive quake strikes Ecuador. Magnitude updated to 7.8
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Piñata for adults - with candy and tiny bottles of liquor. Just in time for Cinco de Mayo. This totally makes up for all the birthdays that my mom couldn't find a piñata like they had on Sesame Street. (Sponsored Link)
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Prince makes an emergency landing due 2 flu
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Baseball America)
 
 
 
Third MLB Rule 5 pick in past two years gets 80-game suspension for PEDs. For their own reasons, these players and their teams are totally cool with it, and the extra $725,000 makes up for the stigma of not being a role model for kids
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Yes, gentlemen, the reason no one else is wandering around Florida swamps fighting off crocodiles and venomous snakes is because they don't have the guts to look for the elusive Skunk Ape
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Giant sinkhole opens up in front yard of Des Moines, Iowa home. Makes sense that hell would be underneath Iowa
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
When 70% of your town takes anxiety pills because they have to fly anytime they want medical care, it might be time to build a road
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's favorite Bible quote: "An eye for an eye." But Jesus specifically overturned that rule in Matthew 5:38 saying "but whoever strikes you on your right cheek, turn to him the other as well." So does that mean Trump isn't a Christian?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gavin Rossdale could have gotten a huge payout from his ex Gwen Stefani, but since he'll have majority custody of the kids and doesn't want people to know he makes a lot less than her, he wasn't a dick about the divorce
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Disney's next film will be about a childish adult who kidnaps children and takes them to his Neverland refuge. It's not the Michael Jackson story, but it could be
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
As an underappreciated European with a unique skill which led to a magical rise to prominence, it makes sense that Matthew Dellavedova loves Harry Potter
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Wed April 13, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Families of the people who died when a Germanwings Airline pilot deliberately crashed his jetliner into the Swiss Alps are suing the American flight school that taught him how to fly, because that makes sense, somehow
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Sailor takes on 12 labors to benefit war vets. Hercules impressed
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska man hopes to make some cool cash after inventing a device that makes it easier to pull dead bodies out of frozen rivers. "Everyone who grows up in rural Alaska on rivers knows that looking for bodies is part of life"
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight on Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, a secret from Malik's past comes out (9:00 on ABC) and Rob Thomas (Matchbox 20) makes a guest appearance on the two-hour season finale of iZombie (8:00-10:00 on the CW)
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Yes, it's OK for Germans to make Hitler jokes. Some of their best friends are Hitler
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
This is what happens when an official spokesman just gives up
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explores the question of whether carrying a pistol makes you safer. Short answer: No. Long answer: Pew pew pew pew pew pew. No
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mayor of New York makes racist comment on stage but it's cool because his wife is black and Hillary was there
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
All workers getting a raise when the new $15.37/hr minimum wage for hotel employees takes effect please step forward. Not so fast, union members
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Capt. James Kirk takes command of the Zumwalt
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Matt Kemp makes a spectacular catch in the sun and then tries to walk on ball three. Well, it was worth a try
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(National Review)
 
 
 
White Castle to raise menu prices up to 50% due to minimum wage hikes
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Guy goes to dentist expecting to have four teeth pulled. Wakes up naked and totally toothless in hospital after coding twice in ambulance
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Reunited ELO holds dazzling four-star concert in Manchester. "ELO's back catalogue has been sampled by the likes of Daft Punk, Common, Cassius and Snoop Dogg - they are no longer unhip"
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Mysterious shake rattles North Carolina coast. Scientists say it could be earthquakes, fracking disturbances, or out of state businesses leaving town because of the new Religious Freedom law
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nobody likes a cockblock
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(InsideNova)
 
 
 
Guy sneaks into a Five Guys burger joint in the middle of the night, makes himself a burger, chats on the phone, and leaves an amusing video which will likely soon be state's evidence
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Lifetime RealtimeBoard Premium. Intermediate subscription level not offered on their website - more features than free and less than $50/month. Which Myers-Briggs likes this style of collaboration? INTP? ESFJ? (Sponsored Link)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Melbourne man wakes up in a casino airshaft with 'no idea' how he got there, has to be rescued by emergency services
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Sat April 09, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's hard to fathom how football-shaped bread is educational or "changing the game for food for kids" and "for people all over the world." But Russell Wilson is the spokesman
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Who owns trademark rights to the name of a State? A distiller and a university are in court to settle that question. Difficulty: distiller makes legal moonshine and it's the University of Kentucky
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Watch gay men experience straight sex for the first time wearing virtual reality goggles: "She seems nice. She probably likes salads" (Not safe for work)
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(CRI (China))
 
 
 
Alibaba overtakes Walmart as the largest retail company in the world. Although to be fair. they are a lot closer to where all the cheap Chinese products they both sell are made
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Garden time, Farkers. It's time to plant something other than your ass on a bar stool for another drink. Show us what you're growing this year and give tips on what makes a good home garden
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
College takes the position "Missionary" is a boring mascot. Up for grabs whether it's replaced by Doggy Style or On the Kitchen Table
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
UEFA soccer continues with the Europa League. Villarreal takes on surprising Sparta and Braga hosts Shakhtar Donetsk. The big match, Liverpool facing Dortmund as Juergen Klopp faces his old team. It all starts today at 3:00 PM EDT
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Rare collection of Shakespeare plays discovered on isolated Scottish island
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Domino's makes pizza ordering easier than ever. In other news, Domino's has started selling pizza
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz goes to the Bronx to rally, gets the Bronx cheer and then takes the F and U trains to get the hell out
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Gallant buys the ladies beer. Goofus steals a 63 year old woman's beer, drinks it, takes his shirt off, challenges everyone to a fight then shakes granny violently before beating her
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Uber driver wakes up from a nap to find his fare has gotten them into a high-speed police chase. Lot of bad decision-making going on here
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Blizzard takes out a controversial "butt pose" from Overwatch due to feminists complaining that it objectifies women...and replaces it with a pose ripped straight from a cheesecake pinup painting
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man wakes up to discover that overnight, the city has turned the parking space in front of his house into a disabled spot and fined him for parking his car in it (pics)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts: "Hey, you shouldn't blockade SCOTUS nominees. It makes people think justices are partisan." Senator Grassley: "Its that kind of liberal thinking that got us in this mess"
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Do you have what it takes to be a professional wombat cuddler? If so, Derek the ugly-assed baby wombat would like to interview you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Steve McQueen, director of "Twelve Years a Slave," directs steamy video ad for Burberry cologne, because fragrance just makes you think of Leonardo DiCaprio
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Tonight on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daisy get a horrifying glimpse of the future (9:00 on ABC), and on iZombie, Liv eats a brain that makes her more like she was prior to becoming a zombie (9:00 on CW)
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Red-haired Scottish fold cat makes friends with small frog, loses him, can't seem to find him anywhere
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Goku cosplayer brings his Flying Nimbus to Los Angeles, takes over the city to the delight of thousands
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 10 weird noises your body makes and what they mean. Here comes the science
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New revelations from the Panama papers; they were helping the Norks build nukes and the Syrian government bomb civilian targets
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Groupon to start working with Comcast. Because when you want to turn around a coupon company, it just makes sense to partner with a cable company that's more hated than Monsanto
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
El Pollo Loco's COO takes flight
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes his turn slugging Donald Trump for his idiotic views on nuclear weapons, saying "You could fill a book with the things Donald Trump doesn't know; the encyclopedia"
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The Moon in the sky makes the Earth fit for life in one more way
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(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
People who constantly point out typos and grammatical errors online are pretty much jerks, scientists find. Such people are generally less open, and are more likely to judge you for your mistakes more negatively than anyone else
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes takes the front row, but Ferrari isn't far behind. Alonso is out due to broken ribs and a collapsed lung from Australia with Vandoorne debuting in F1 in his place. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Bahrain thread at 11am on NBCSN
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that snakes came in colors 10 million years ago
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Turns out that a million-dollar 25-year-old Ferrari F40 drives surprisingly well on snow. If you're Takeshi Kimura (awesome vid)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Queen of England is not amused by talk of Brexit from likes of The Daily Mail and The Sun, may provoke constitutional crisis by bypassing PM Cameron, asking Prince Philip to publicly campaign for keeping Britain in EU
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Everything we see from a cloud of smoke to a solid rock takes that specific form because of the collective behaviour of the atoms that make up that object. However, how do atoms choose how to behave? And which choices do they have?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A brief history of some of most notorious, successful and truly cringe-worthy April Fools day jokes. Come for the washing of the lions, stay for the Swiss spaghetti harvest
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And what the Mississippi Senate tries to take away on one hand, the law gives back on the other. Judge strikes down Mississippi's ban on same-sex adoptions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple awakes to 400-pound bear licking their bedroom window. Same thing happened to me last time I got drunk at a pride parade
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Thu March 31, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Miniature pig herd takes over Austrian forest. You know who else liked a wee sty in Austria?
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Student attempts to copy two Matthew Broderick movies. He never makes it to NORAD or Chicago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some Harvard dude: ISIS may have nukes
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Five-year-old hockey fan takes a puck to the head, tells ER doctors to hurry it up with the staples so he can catch the end of the game
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Yes Chris Matthews, I can't rule out using nukes in Europe if I needed to. You seem bewildered?
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Comedy troupe The State are prepping an oral history that takes them from their MTV upbringing to Reno 911 and beyond
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Tue March 29, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seattle's 'Man in Tree' charged with malicious mischief and assault: "He's being held on $50,000 bail. If he makes bail he's ordered to have no contact with the tree"
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(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
"Is maple syrup extraction causing earthquakes through reverse fracking?" Sounds plausible
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
100 Jokes/100 Comedians: Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My Dad can beat up your Dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In the NS Sherlock department, watching reality TV makes you an ego-centric a-hole
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Mon March 28, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
He's a brilliant scientist with wild hair and a funny accent, so it only makes sense that Albert Einstein would make cameos in comic books with everyone from Superman to Captain America
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle tries out some "yo momma" jokes on Kylie Jenner
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Streamer takes a trip into an abandoned MMO for a lark. Then he encounters its one remaining player
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Sun March 27, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Can you guess how long it takes to burn off a Cadbury creme egg? What about a hot crossed bun? The answer will take your breadth away
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Ever hear about Irish wakes being absolutely insane drinking affairs? Well they are
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
According to Romero Institute study, pop music often takes negative view of aging. Message to Kris Kristofferson, Leonard Cohen, Celine Dion, Harry Chapin and Jim Croce: Shame on you for perpetuating ageism
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
North Korea nukes US in worst propaganda video you'll see this weekend
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Shining Armor takes Princess Cadence on Marey to find out if he's really the father while Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Cousin Oliver try to prevent winter from coming as My Little Pony begins its 6th season at 11 AM on Discovery Family
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's how a master carpenter makes a workbench. Unlike your projects, a chain saw was never used
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tired of being upstaged by Jesus and Mary, Satan makes an appearance in a steak
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bulgaria says it likes Donald Trump's ideas, would like to build this wall thing along its border with Greece to see if it works, subscribe to his newsletter
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Shanghai senior in high-rise apartment complex, who obviously has a kid's intuition, invents evacuation slide that takes elderly residents 26 floors in 90 seconds during an emergency. WEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee that's BRILLIANT
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The original "Air Force One" takes to the skies once again on its way to being restored to its original Dwight Eisenhower condition
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Which one are you? TeamPancakes or TeamWaffles?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Madonna somehow overtakes Bruce Springsteen to become highest-grossing solo touring artist ever
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
New observations in comb jellies shakes the butthole paradigm. Hey, new band name
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Tue March 22, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Universally beloved character Jar Jar Binks makes surprise appearance in new video game
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(Globe and Mail)
 
NewsFlash
 
He made mistakes. He drank too much. He smoked some crack sometimes. But he got more than enough to eat at home. And now he's dead
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Nice brush strokes. Good boy
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Woman wakes up one day and can no longer swallow. Same thing happened to my wife the day after we were married
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What did one scarecrow say to the other? This job isn't for everyone, but hay... it's in my jeans. What bad jokes do you know?
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Zootopia takes the weekend box office with $38.4 million. Allegiant debuts at #2 with $29.4 million while Miracles from Heaven was an inexplicable #3 with $12.5 million, 10 Cloverfield lane seeing a huge drop to #4 with $12.4 million
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
McDonald's hikes wages, and surprisingly the sky has not fallen. Instead, employee turnover is down and customer service is better
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(Fark)
 
 
 
BREAKFAST WARS. Pancakes v french toast
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Curious how much the creator of 'Modern Family' makes each month? Pick a number. Double it. Double it again
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man takes dead mother to the bank as additional form of ID when making withdrawal from her account
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(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Finally, science enters the dangerous underbelly of the cheese world--and into the high-stakes world of Parmesan fraud
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Congressman Blaine Luetkemeyer (R-MO' sexism) says the GOP needs to "find a way to neuter" Darth Warren before she chokes them into submission using the combined fear-inspiring powers of her vagina and the Force
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Back in 1981 an SR-71 Blackbird made an unscheduled landing in Norway. Presumably to see the lovely lakes, the wonderful telephone system, and the majestic moose. Wait, what do you mean those things are in Sweden?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jury in Gawker trial won't have to watch the full Hulk Hogan sex tape, just the five minutes or so it takes for all the jurors to finish
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Thu March 17, 2016
(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Tennessee bill seeks to outlaw campus bias-reporting systems, snowflakes
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
What dominates TV for three weeks, makes nearly $1B dollars, and doesn't have to pay its employees? It's NCAA March Madness, and it begins today. (first tip off at 12:15pm EST)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC fifth-grader takes "packing for school" to a whole new level
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Bentley ups the self-driving car stakes with a holographic butler
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
O.J.Simpson jokes about the knife found on his estate being tested for DNA: "If the knife is rusted, I can't be busted"
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
The couple that digs through 8-tons of garbage to find their wedding rings stays together, takes lots of showers
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
CBS CEO finally wakes up and realizes the terrestrial radio business hasn't been relevant since the days of "Fibber McGee and Molly"
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Based on the advocating violence, fueling racism, white nationalism and bigotry, Paul Ryan takes the high road and refuses to back Trump. Just kidding, he's going all in because you're damn right it's party before country
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Newly-leaked documents reveal just how much Judge Judy makes per year - and of course someone now wants a piece of it. Court decision pending
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
400th anniversary of Shakespeare's death to be commemorated in England this year with re-release of some of his most famous novels
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It seems the owners of the Transylvanian castle that was the inspiration for the forbidding home of Count Dracula are not ready to pull up stakes
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Donald Trump makes the ultimate political gamble: "We've got to let Pete Rose into the Hall of Fame"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dick move or dickest move?
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Sun March 13, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Now we know who peed in your corn flakes
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
A dive into the darkest, dirtiest, most depraved corner of the Internet: Dr. Pimple Popper
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Zootopia takes the weekend box office with $49.1 million, doubling the gross of 10 Cloverfield Lane, which debuted at #2. Deadpool remains strong at #3 with $10 million and Sacha Baron Cohen's The Brothers Grimsby is DOA at #8
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cruz takes Wyoming, Rubio and Kasich split DC. Politics Tab eager to give election junkies one more hit of info to get you safely to Tuesday's big primaries
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Arbitrator reduces Wideman suspension, this makes the Bergman angry. Very angry indeed. You should not make the Bergman angry. You would not like him when he's angry
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Everything you thought you knew about St. Patrick's Day is a lie. There were never any snakes in Ireland, St. Patrick dressed in blue, and it wasn't that long ago when drinking on St. Patrick's Day in Ireland was illegal
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dire Straits makes everything better
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
90-year-old grandpa makes wrong turn in his mobility scooter, ends up driving down motorway. Still faster than those idiot drivers who hog the left lane
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
New startup company lets you buy shares of a cow before it's slaughtered, according to spokesman Chuck Roast
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Godwin's law makes the rare appearance as Hitler appears on Conan...to defend himself against unfair Trump comparisons
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dog takes Trump pledge, has a distinct "I was told there would be steak" look on his face
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Wed March 09, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Oklahoma's legislature to drop all pretense and just outright Go There: Under bill in OK Senate anyone who performs an abortion in the state is guilty of first degree murder. Which, by definition, makes the mother an accessory
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
'Morning Joe' says they only interview Trump so much because it's easy and he makes himself available. Which is also the reason people go to prostitutes
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Runaway shopping cart takes mom and daughter shopping on escalator
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mayor of Central Florida city planning to visit Cuba and then return home on a makeshift raft because Florida
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man accused of threatening a school bus monitor with a gun descends into the high stakes world of bongo theft
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Exactly how many people did the U.S. kill with drone strikes? We're about to find out
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Michael Bloomberg takes a big gulp, announces that he's still Biden his time until 2020
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wife of Eagles bass player takes it to the limit
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Plane carrying NASCAR team makes emergency landing at Memphis International Airport, pit crew leaps out, has it back in the air in five seconds
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Sun March 06, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck takes CPAC through the looking glass - and then breaks it, when he says 'Conservatives owe no allegiance to the GOP'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes Kentucky and Louisiana, Sanders gets Kansas and Nebraska, Rubio gets NOTHING. GOOD DAY SIR
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Department of Labor takes aim at the first amendment
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airports at Harrisburg and Newark have the highest ticket prices. Apparently people will pay whatever it takes to get out of Pennsylvania and New Jersey
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama Supreme Court issues order dismissing petitions objecting to the U.S. high court's legalization of same-sex marriages ... and takes a swipe at Chief Justice Roy Moore
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Chuck Grassley makes a move to be crowned "Senate's Greatest Douche"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sanders takes his chances with an obvious trap
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It never takes the police long to catch a doughnut thief
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Here at Politico Labs, we have developed a "Wrongometer" to figure out the lies told to us during presidential debates. We've analyzed last night's GOP performance- *smokes* *explodes* Oh...why it's never done that before, eh Beakey?
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
New app takes the tedium out of checking your voicemail: "The app forwards your calls to a phone number that continues to ring until the caller hangs up"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The ambient sound field at Challenger Deep is dominated by the sound of earthquakes, both near and far was well as the distinct moans of baleen whales and the overwhelming clamor of a category 4 typhoon that just happened to pass overhead"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Daylight savings time linked to increased risk of strokes, especially in the fall when you get that stolen hour back and use it for a few more strokes
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're a single mom on a budget, sometimes it only makes sense to let others think you're a lesbian if it saves you $5 on admission into a park. "It's not like we are the lesbian version of Rachel Dolezal"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
War, murder, rape, pillage, extortion are not enough for Islamic State as it takes it down another notch with its move into international banking
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Wed March 02, 2016
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Nostalgic Bulgarian hipsters revive retro Balkan fixie, either by restoring old bicycles or by purchasing new $167 bikes that ape the style. "Miss the supposed stability of the Communist era? Now you can buy its products"
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Hillary ekes out a win in Massachusetts, and Bill may have violated state election laws doing so
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Tue March 01, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Its not German racism that makes refugees return home. It's the impenetrable German bureaucracy
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(The Local)
 
 
 
If it makes your day a little less stressful, 80% of Spaniards under thirty still live at home with their parents
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
It's frustrating when "bad audio" causes a Zepplin song to come in fuzzy over the radio, or when it makes you unwittingly endorse the KKK
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Airbnb strikes again, this time leaving woman's decomposing corpse hunched over in a garden, hidden by logs and branches
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Guns, drugs and cars: what makes America great, or what is killing us off sooner than our friends across the pond?
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Sat February 27, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Three middle school students arrested for spiking their teacher's pop with pepper flakes. TRIGGER WARNING: Article incorrectly labels "pop" as "soda"
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
This story does not makes much sense, but it involves a sword, a blowgun, and a U-Haul crashing into a church
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Another day, another player getting a slick, highlight goal that makes the Edmonton Oilers' defense look silly
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's the first NASCAR doubleheader of the year as the Xfinity Series takes to the track at Atlanta Motor Speedway for the Heads Up Georgia 250, followed by the Truck Series and the Great Clips 200, beginning at 1:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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Fri February 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush makes a short phone call to thank his supporters. Sadly, the call lasted longer than his campaign
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
400 winters after his forthfare, Shakespeare iwis is mickle spoken, and his byspells still bewilder the drit out of the lewdish leed
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Thu February 25, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
This is Marlin Perkins. Welcome to Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. Let's watch while Jim attempts to subdue and tag the elusive bikestealingus scumbagae. Watch out Jim, those teeth are sharp
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Ten CEOs that need to go this year. Not surprising: Twitter. Surprising: the CEO for Bed, Bath and Beyond makes HOW MUCH per year?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia plans a massive military buildup to counter China over the next 15 years, including 12 new attack submarines, mounting TOW anti-tank missiles on kangaroos, torpedoes on the backs of salties, and bombs filled with spiders and snakes
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's how to make a Star Wars helmet that makes you sound like R2D2 and look like half of a Daft Punk cover band
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Science proves why we make breathtakingly stupid mistakes and cause others to hide their heads in their hands
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump disses Cruz: "He is like a baby compared to some of the people I have to deal with. He is like a little baby: soft, weak, little baby by comparison." Yo mama jokes in 3, 2, 1
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(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Seeing all that Deadpool money, execs decide an R-Rated Superman movie makes total sense
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Tue February 23, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, King Shark escapes from an ARGUS holding tank and Enrico Colantoni makes a guest appearance on iZombie (starting @ 8:00 on CW). And on a two-hour Agent Carter, Sousa and Peggy try to make a deal with Whitney Frost (9:00 on ABC)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nashville's Craig Smith makes the save on his own shot
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Husband loses his job, wife takes the news badly. Very badly
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
President Obama jokes about Scalia's death. What's his Fark login anyway?
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
It turns out that all it takes to make someone's night is a little tartar sauce in their sundae
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(Bicycling.com)
 
 
 
"235 Kung Fu Nuns on Bikes": life imitates my high school garage band
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In news that makes no sense, Justice Scalia loved Dylan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA astronauts release 1.5 tons of garbage as the International Space Station flies over Bolivia. Apparently the thought is if it makes it through the atmosphere and lands on Bolivia no one will notice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift donates $250,000 to Kesha. Apparently it doesn't pay to brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack
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Sun February 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Taiwanese Animators' latest update: Trump rides a RINO to victory, Zombie Jeb gets whacked, Cruz and Carson in a closet, Hillary takes Reddit from behind. Bonus: no Kasich as he wasn't worth their time for a CGI model
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not news: kid in soccer game takes his ball and goes home. Fark: referee in Bundesliga game takes his ball and goes home
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(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
81-year-old woman chases down the robbers who stole her purse, crashes into their car to leave behind evidence that authorities could use to track them down, makes the rest of us look wussy
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Sat February 20, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jesper the cat likes to go skiing, pigeon-watching in public squares and visiting TV show sets. He does not like taking baths though, especially on Caturday
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)