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447 headlines found matching 'Kes'
Fri March 24, 2017
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 17 jokes that only smart people will understand. Any more to add to the list please post to your right
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White supremacy spokesman: "white supremacy is a religion of peace". Sometimes, a single face palm just ain't gonna cut it
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dog saved from an abusive owner takes time out of licking her own ass to save a toddler's life
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Digg)
 
 
 
Real life Chevy 'Real People' ads. "What's it make me think of? It makes me think of someone that's going to overpay for a piece of shiat"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Daesh takes credit for the Westminster attack, the quality of the CHIPs remake, and the new Yoko Ono album
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Wed March 22, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
In this episode of SyFy's, 'The Expanse': Gunny Draper gets a new BFF. Crisjen Avasarala clangs her big brass ones. We learn that Dr. Meng likes specifics and that Dr. Strickland is a bad pediatrician. Tonight at 10PM EDT
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It's a tough economy when a burglar working the evening shift makes off with only $1 and a houseplant
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Judge denies amended lawsuit brought by Kesha against her rapist
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ancient earthquakes prove that Otisburg is a potential reality
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. takes to Twitter to insult the Mayor of London over terrorist attack. I'm beginning to think there's a nature, not nurture thing going on here
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The Florida House of Representatives considers banning red-light cameras statewide, in a rare display of sanity and reason that makes up for at least three Florida headlines
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Irate gamer can't take how much his teammates suck, takes out his frustrations by slamming his head through his computer screen. Told you he was hardcore
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Don't mind me, I'm done eating the mosquitoes that cause malaria and now my venom will help protect your brain from deadly strokes. What are you doing with that newspaper?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"I decided to never have children. According to society this makes me selfish. They couldn't be more wrong"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump invokes David Chappelle's "If George Bush Were Black" strategy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Wade will wade into the bayou, takes LSU coaching job
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Tue March 21, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
For everyone who suspected GPS navigation makes people dumber, here's proof
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian police minister takes a funny picture of a sheep in a car, turns himself in after he was informed it was illegal to use his cell phone while driving
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Rule 36 strikes again: Family doctor's hip hop video urges safe sex for seniors
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs' David Ross makes his debut on DWTS and dances surprisingly well to ... wait for it ... "Go Cubs Go
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Creative insults in world politics. Conspicuously absent: Tiny hands jokes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Cameron jokes that a main perk of no longer being British Prime Minister is that he doesn't have to listen to Donald Trump's wiretapped conversations any more, proving British brand of Conservative Humour is as weak as its American cousin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes personal credit and brags about increasing unemployment in African American males
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
George Clooney makes 87-year-old fan happy by visiting her at her care home. Right afterward, Trump shows up and takes away her health care and then boots her out on the street. Another promise kept
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(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, a new villain threatens National City's dairy industry and just when Kara has the issue under control a crossover strikes. (CW 8ET)
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Those crazy Russians. When they aren't thinking up new ways to persecute racial minorities and gay people, they're thinking up new games involving pushing cars around frozen lakes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Norway unseats Denmark as happiest country. I'm assuming this makes Denmark unhappy. See how that works?
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
It takes skill to jump from a moving garbage truck into a snowbank, then slide down and get run over by the same garbage truck
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Treasury Department takes steps to stop borrowing money. Mostly to take a quick break to officially celebrate the national debt passing the $20 trillion mark
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beijing park clamps down on excess toilet roll usage with....*shakes magic 8-ball*... facial recognition
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Sun March 19, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The upcoming 'Justice League' movie will be a lot more like 'Return of the Jedi' and a lot less like 'The Empire Strikes Back'
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mini-nukes and mosquito-like robot weapons being primed for future warfare. Sleep tight, America
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lost in all the kerfluffle over (lack of) handshakes and awkward wiretapping jokes is the news that Trump wants Germany to "pay their fair share" in NATO. Because letting Germany arm up has worked out so well in the past
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Lunch Lothario strikes again, ditching a woman after ordering steak, Caesar salad, side of shrimp, glass of Pinot and a baked potato at BJ's in Pasadena: "He's not out there. Is this a first date?"
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(Pro Sports Daily)
 
 
 
Carmelo Anthony says losing this year is harder than losing in past years, but he sure makes it look easy
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida GOP finds novel way to solve invasive python problem: cut food stamps to 200,000 people and they'll be desperate enough to eat the snakes
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump makes hilarious wiretap joke with Merkel to which Merkel responded, I don't understand, I was actually wiretapped while you just made it up. So, how is that funny?
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Stephen King on new Dark Tower movie: "Terrific." Stephen King on new IT movie: "Terrific." Stephen King on new Gerald's Game movie: "Terrific." Stephen King on new 1922 movie: "Terrific." Stephen King on no work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Another reason to hate Justin Bieber has emerged, he likes Vegemite
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(Time)
 
 
 
McDonald's claims their Twitter account was hacked after tweet makes Trump grimace
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The failing, rigged, fake New York Times article used the word wiretap which makes me smart
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Yikes My microwave is watching me...defrost the chicken." Kellyanne Conway sheds light on how our household appliances know everything we do
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Maryland judge likes the cut of Hawaii judge's jib, and issues another ban on Trump's travel ban. So for those playing along at home: The revised ban has been banned and banned again
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Oh Snap Nope ~shakes head~ Cold snap
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Dallas bookstore uses clickbait (Litbait) to troll people into reading classic, copyright-free novels. "When it's OKAY to slut shame single mothers" (Scarlet Letter). "This Italian politician makes Trump look like a saint" (Machiavelli's The Prince)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Barring a court ruling, travel ban takes effect at midnight. This IS a repeat
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover star whizzing around vast black hole at about 2.5 times the distance between Earth and the Moon, and only takes half an hour to complete one orbit
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Homophobic pastor Wayne Allyn Root says Donald Trump is "like a wife who makes passionate love to you every day, seven days a week." Even on the Sabbath
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man has 15 strokes in one day and lives to tell about it. Pfft, amatu-ooh, those strokes, never mind
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Goodyear to retire the Goodyear Blimp. "Archer" jokes begin to the right ---
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry seeks answers from the speed force and Jessie makes a horrible mistake. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Houston we have a problem. The Legion of Doom targets Apollo 13 while Ray spills some t-rex urine. (CW 9ET)
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Nils Lofgren is downsizing so if you need some quality musical equipment played on stage with the likes of Bruce Springsteen, then you need to show up at Nils' webstore and spend some money. Nils is totally not broke so quit asking
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump, the CIA can conduct drone strikes in secret
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Stupid: Man compares Planned Parenthood to Nazi concentration camp after someone makes a donation in his name. FARK: Kansas State Senator Steve Fitzgerald (R)
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Turns out not living in a Mad Max-esque hellscape makes people happier. Who knew?
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Can you really condense 5 seasons of Breaking Bad into a 2 hour movie that makes sense? You're goddamn right
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(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Roman Reigns respond to being chokeslammed by The Undertaker? Who will earn a Tag Team Title shot against Gallows and Anderson at Wrestlemania? What's the latest on Seth Rollins' knee? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Android phones are leaving the factory after being preloaded with malware that turns your skin orange and makes you tweet ridiculous things at 5AM
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(Spaceflight Insider)
 
 
 
Space X launching large tonight, its last expected expendable Falcon 9 takes EchoStar 23 to a 22k mile geostationary orbit from Kennedy's 39A. 2.5hr launch window opens at 1:34AM EDT *link to live stream in 1st post*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump administration makes up an accusation against Obama with zero proof offered. Shockingly, this is not a repeat of the last 20,343 times this has happened
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Elton John really likes his gangster rap
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Sat March 11, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
COPS makes its TV debut this day in 1989. After 28 years, officers have arrested almost 2,000 men - all without a shirt
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Daylight Saving Time causes car accidents, strokes, heart attacks, harsher jail sentences, and, based on the accompanying picture, grouchy lions. Is it really worth all that?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Robert Blake takes another shot at marriage
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
♫ I see the blood moon arising. I see glitches on the way. I see earthquakes and lightnin'. I see a 2nd boss fight today ♫ (possible spoilers for Zelda BOTW)
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
The manager of NC State Senator Phil Berger's Facebook page used 1 weird trick to spoof news articles written about NC governor Roy Cooper, violating Facebook policy. Berger's spokesperson immediately claims Facebook is wrong
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(The Local)
 
 
 
A joke political party has become one of Italy's largest, demonstrating the exact opposite of here in the US, where all of our political parties have become jokes
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(World Baseball Classic)
 
 
 
In a tournament already full of surprises, Team USA makes its World Baseball Classic '17 debut against Colombia (6 pm EST, MLBN)
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man who says "I'm hungry" robs blood bank. Police arm themselves with silver crosses, garlic, and wooden stakes
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
White House spokesperson: Trump doesn't know a damn thing
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Thu March 09, 2017
(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Buzzed cruise ship captain mistakes Speed 2 for a training video
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Seahawks go all in on Blair Walsh, someone that makes their now former kicker look like a sharpshooter
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Wed March 08, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
What happens when Shinsuke Nakamura makes his return to in-ring competition? Will Peyton Royce, Billie Kay, and Ember Moon clash? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jesus takes a called strike three at the knees
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Latest trend in Japan: raw meat birthday cakes "made from luxury cuts of raw steak, pork or fish piled up and turned into all kinds of beautiful shapes"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Three dead, dozens injured after train strikes casino tour bus parked on tracks in Biloxi, MS. Developing story
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
I don't know what you're talking about, so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head. Happy National Pancake day and free pancakes for all - IHOP
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(Vox)
 
 
 
No one likes Ryancare because it's either A) too evil or B) not evil enough
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Proposal: Introduce Samurai wasp to control stink bugs. Coming soon: Chinese needle snakes and gorillas
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Study from the Institute of No shiat Sherlock says that regular sex makes life better
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(Politico)
 
 
 
We're paying for this new travel ban by cutting coastal and air security. I'm sure this makes sense to someone, but that someone shouldn't be anywhere near the reins of power
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Beans are neither fruit nor musical, but 64 restaurants in New Orleans have entered a bracket-style tournament to determine who makes the best in the city
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
The new toy collection we've all been waiting for: "21st Century Bastards - asshole action figures for the darkest timeline"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New NASA satellite can predict lightning strikes, offering the promise of saving millions of clock towers and powering flux capacitors worldwide
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Greg Nicotero takes us on a guided tour of the carnival of zombies from last night's episode of "The Walking Dead," "Say Yes". No mention of the episode's groundbreaking deer CGI
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NOAA to be gutted under Trump. Because who needs accurate weather forecasts, hurricane warnings, and current information on lightning strikes
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Fri March 03, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Trump plans on slashing the EPA budget for Great Lakes pollution cleanup by 97% because who needs to keep largest supply of liquid fresh water on the planet clean
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Tyrannosaurus finally makes a contribution to aviation. It's about time
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the state that makes bad news fun
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Hunter Pence makes a clean start to 2017 by shaving off his legendary beard. All good things finally come to an end
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Thu March 02, 2017
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
American-inspired trend of going naturally gray becomes increasingly popular with older Japanese women. Stylist says gray "makes it easier for you to enjoy fashion. Black hair limits what colors you can wear, but gray hair goes with youthful colors"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
What makes men and women orgasm? Here comes the science
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate confirms Ben Carson as secretary of HUD. Current plans are to inform him when he wakes up
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Apparently you can make a good living by being an internet meme. Cash me ousside girl makes up to 40k per appearance
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not News: Far right leader posts gruesome IS beheading tweet. News: Marine Le Pen Fark: European Parliament revokes Le Pen's immunity Ultra WTFark: This "crime" carries a 3 year prison sentence
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The good citizens of Arizona are one step closer to reclaiming their God-given right to shoot rats and snakes on their property within city limits
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Wed March 01, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
What's next now that Miller and Julie are together forever? What will become of Venus? Nukes, nukes and more nukes. Tune in to SyFy's 'The Expanse,' tonight at 10PM EST and see what an awkward moment between Amos & Holden is like
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Republican Sen. from Iowa claims a business degree from Forbco Mgt. School. WTF is Forbco U. you might ask? Spokesman for the State Republican party says it's the Sizzler steakhouse version of a certificate from Hamburger U. at McDonalds
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(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
You know what would happen if you were dumb enough to try some Dukes of Hazzard driving in real life? Something like this
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Tue February 28, 2017
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Apparently, getting caught embezzling $63,000 provokes the same reaction as losing the gold medal in the vault
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leaving no stone unturned, Trump spokeswoman completely fabricates a "thing we say in the South"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sessions: Smoking pot makes you extremely violent. Except for Colorado, that place is off limits. Attempt no landing there
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Inebriated man falls asleep while taking an 8 mile Uber ride home. Driver takes him on a 5 hour trip costing $550. "I tried to ask the driver but he couldn't really speak English"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
5. Take your truck for a bumpy ride with lots of violent turns and slamming on the brakes. 4. Close and lock the back door. 3. Wait until someone gets in to steal your stuff. 2. Load boxes of manure in a U-Haul. 1. Mount a camera inside the truck
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Mon February 27, 2017
(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
No eyebrows were raised after meth enthusiast takes police on wild chase through two states
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Shakespeare in talks for permanent enthronement as Leicester City FC coach. Heavy head, crown, thou knowest the drill
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
It's Monday EPL action, Leicester hosts Liverpool in the first test for interim manager Craig Shakespeare. To be or not to be Leicester, relegation looms like the ghost in Hamlet. Liverpool has been King Learing it too. Tune in NBCSN at 3:00 pm ET
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Do you know a slacker that's living the low-stakes life? It's probably because of adolescent resentments
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Spokesman for Canadian oil refinery insists that absolutely nothing is going on at the plant and you should ignore any photos of the entire complex engulfed in towering clouds of flame to the contrary
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Sun February 26, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
No matter how many takes it took to get them right, these billiards trick shots are still mega cool
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Repeat drink driver claims not being able to drive his orange Aston Martin is "extreme hardship" - and makes it harder for people to be able to identify him as a reprehensible entitled douchebag
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Man takes a golf ball out for a spin using compressed air
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Get Out takes in 30 million at the box office. Serio-comedy about living in a "post racial" society seems to be striking a chord. Jordan Peele would like to thank Trump, whose administration is box-office gold for my movie
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass newborn polar bear cub takes its first steps at Munich zoo
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After a year together, Alex Rodriguez takes current Silicon Valley CEO girlfriend out of the lineup
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Fri February 24, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Talk about snowflakes who can dish it out but can't take it"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scotland's top footgolfer takes on America's top footgolfer in latest proof that footgolf is going to be the biggest sport in the world pretty soon, probably
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump wants U.S. to be top of the heap in nukes, which we already are, so just declare victory and shut the fark up, Donnie
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Londonist)
 
 
 
To attract younger, more ironic beer drinkers, Fuller's unveils London Pride Unfiltered - same recipe as London Pride, but dry hopped, kegged and chilled, unfiltered and unpasteurized. "That makes it a bit hazy, which is also currently cool"
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass gorilla born at the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha. Winter was too warm for them to freeze to death this year after taking care of the snakes
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Rob Zombie takes on secret role in 'Guardians Of The Galaxy 2'
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Russia overtakes Saudi Arabia as the world's top crude producer. Although when it comes to crude it's tough to beat Hollywood with films from Seth Rogen, Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell
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(PNSN)
 
 
 
237 mini quakes in the Puget Sound region in the last 24 hours. Wetsiders cock a concerned eyebrow, Drysiders bring lawn chairs and popcorn
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finally, Trump's wheels-off press conference makes perfect sense after it's been slowed down by 30 percent. Say hello to the ranting idiot on the barstool next to you at 3AM on a Tuesday
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby sloth makes its appearance very slowly at Mississippi zoo
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(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
Voltaire thought Shakespeare "a drunken savage," and Mencken dismissed Gatsby as a "glorified anecdote." Why great critics make terrible judgments
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Today is National Toast Day simply because, 'Toast makes people happy. Whatever age you are, everybody loves toast.'
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Want to know what it takes to get an 8-0 ruling at SCOTUS? Girl with cerebral palsy wins right to sue school that refused to allow her service dog on campus
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Wed February 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence makes surprise visit to Jewish cemetery. No word on why it was a surprise since the perp always returns to the scene of the crime
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(CBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump administration revokes transgender washroom guidelines because that's important
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will win the Triple Threat match for an opportunity to face Asuka for the Women's title? Will there be enough security when Pete Dunne makes his Full Sail debut against Mark Andrews? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Seems Cisco thinks that Fark's image server has a bad reputation and the IronPorts make it so subby can't see any images hosted by Fark. No images makes Hulk SMASH and subby a sad panda
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ) thinks you can smuggle nukes into the US in bales of marijuana. Exactly how big does he think bales of marijuana are? And can I designate my house as an official Mexican Islamic Terrorist Nuclear Depot?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So let's check in on Mike Piazza: Italian soccer team owner. Yes, he really likes the food
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bill Maher takes full credit for the fall of Milo Yiannopoulos
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Google makes bare metal data center GPUs available for machine learning
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump visits Smithsonian's National Museum of African American History and Culture, and upon deep reflection he makes the visit about him
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Melissa cry? Did the rally increase Spicer's spirits? Is this the Ft. Sumter moment as Trump takes aim on enemies of the state? Discuss
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Don Lemon fact-checks the alternative filmmaker behind the grossly idiotic film that makes Sweden look like Chicago and resulted in Trump making a global gaffe
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What's worse than firing a nail into your head with a nail gun? Firing one into your crotch: "It makes your eyes water. Even looking back I'm flinching"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Here is a sentence I never thought I'd type: The original Green Power Ranger still wants to fight CM Punk. It's the "still" that makes it, quite honestly
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Mon February 20, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
New Oxford Shakespeare collection is first work to algorithmically give Christopher Marlowe and others co-authorship on 17 plays. "Scholars have come to recognize that writing a play in the sixteenth century was a bit like writing a screenplay"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
In a testament to Hollywood's originality and creativity, there are currently 116 movie remakes and reboots in development
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
BBC's Top Gear makes Matt LeBlanc eat a dick
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Not news: group provides housing and services for homeless. Florida: Group makes blankets out of plastic bags for homeless
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Sat February 18, 2017
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
YouTube famous Mark Kessler, ex-police chief and guns-rights enthusiast, is arrested for A) spousal abuse, B) child porn, or C) falsifying information for a firearm purchase?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
King Dunlap arrested for violating a protective order. Because if there's something that makes you feel safe from a 6'9" 331-lb angry man, it's a sheet of paper
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Mice running on a treadmill for 30 minutes makes them live longer. Compared to cheese which usually shortens their life span. When placed in a trap
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Bite my shiny metal ass" takes on a slightly different connotation when Bender's reading Chuck Tingle to you
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Eternal Football Truth #24: When a Jets player makes the sports pages in February, it won't be for anything that happens on the field and it won't be for anything good
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
Video
 
Kris Bryant is so good it only takes him about 31 swings to hit a batting practice home run off the sound guy
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're a defenseman and an opposing player knocks your stick out of your hands. Solution: Grab his stick right out of his hands. Fark: He takes your stick that's lying on the ice and uses it to score. Bonus: Awkward stick exchange afterwards
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump usually makes his saving throw against scandal, but if you keep attacking with the same story you might get a hit
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nothing makes New Yorkers freak out more than finding out the city closed their Chick-fil-A store due to permitting issues
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
North Korea is "Macbeth with nukes." It should be noted Kim Jong-Un thinks Macbeth is an off-brand McDonald's
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(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Key Trump aide Stephen Miller follows David Duke on Twitter. Bonus: And "likes" Duke's tweets. Double failtastic cross-burny bonus: As recently as Tuesday
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Student at Bristol University accidentally makes triacetone triperoxide. Typical bloody students
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Russia spokesperson kindly and subtly reminds Trump that it would be in his best interest to keep up his end of the deal so that no one ends up pissed
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Russian model takes stupidity to new heights to get the perfect Instagram shot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Under Armor CEO takes out full page ad so that there's no confusion as to how he feels about Trump's policies
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer: President Trump has made it very clear that he expects the Russian government to return Crimea to Ukraine. Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova: "We don't return our territories. Crimea is a territory of the Russia"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wakes up, takes stock of his administration, and vows to start anew. Just kidding, he blames everything on fake news and re-ignites his feud with our own intelligence community. So. Tired. Of all the. Winning
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
First Piers Morgan and now Geraldo Rivera makes sense. Life moves pretty fast
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ben Carson wakes up from eight year nap, says he's ready to work and do whatever it is Trump wants him to do
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know things are bad for Kellyanne Conway when even a lightweight like Matt Lauer--a guy better known for dressing up in a Pamela Anderson "Baywatch" costume than for journalism--grills her and tells her that her absurd bullshiat "makes no sense"
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How badly is Donald Trump screwing up? Let's put it this way: even IRAQ, which is currently depending on US troops and airstrikes to keep from becoming the new home of ISIS' caliphate, isn't sure they want to be friends anymore
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's support hasn't flagged in Vigo county, presumably because Trump is Vigo. Guess that makes Bannon Janosz Poha
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kremlin spokesman denies Michael Flynn discussed the lifting of sanctions with the Russian ambassador, because if you can't trust Russia, who can you trust?
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Lego Batman Movie takes the weekend with $54.5 million, mommy porn Fifty Shades Darker takes #2 with $48.3 million. John Wick 2 was #3 with $29.6 million and La La Land still in the top 10 at #8 with $5 million
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(The Lad Bible)
 
 
 
France makes all its citizens organ donors, starts issuing motorcycles to everyone
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Sat February 11, 2017
(CBR)
 
 
 
Did you know that 15 of the most popular comic book characters started out as jokes? Turns out they were pretty good jokes
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Walmart takes on Amazon Prime with free 2-day shipping
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter account that translates Trump's tweets into how they should have been written makes you question: Which is the parody?
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Speed kills, but first it makes you old
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(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Girls high school basketball team makes special needs student feel like a star by letting her score the final basket. It's a cool moment to remember, and the crowd goes wild
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Three key mistakes Donald Trump made that led to the travel ban court defeat. And yes, his "Muslim ban" comments are mentioned
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Let's visit the darkest town in America that is almost devoid of light pollution. Please don't turn your lights on
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
One of George Lopez's jokes hits a nerve with audience member, leading him to tell her to "sit your ass down or get the fark out"
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(upgruv)
 
 
 
A fire department in Pennsylvania is giving sex toys as prizes in its bingo night. That takes balls
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Tonight on Comics TV: Iris continues to poke the bear on "The Flash" (CW 8EST) Later, Rip takes extreme measures to stop Trump on "Legends of Tomorrow" (CW 9EST) Finally, Coulson and Mac meet Tony Stark's LMD on "Agents of SHIELD" (ABC 10EST
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Rattlesnakes use crazy good heat sensors to detect prey in the dark, at a distance. Heat sensors for robot e-skin will certainly be used for something different
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Pentagon admits they have carried out a few more airstrikes than they have previously publicly disclosed over the last few years. And by "a few," they mean "a few thousand"
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(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Nestle takes an April Fools Day joke and makes it a reality. Behold sushi-flavored KitKat bars. Difficulty: $27 for three
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hunk of Beef dog food is the perfect last meal for puppies before dad takes them to that farm with the big yard
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley once again makes the pages of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. This time with her two daughters
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump:"Obama likes me"
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Turns out the airline carry-on limit for pancakes is 30 pounds, provided they're a gift for someone
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For the fourth time in a year, the Arctic will be hit by a hurricane-force winter storm that will raise temperatures as much as 50 to 60 degrees fahrenheit above normal. Nothing wrong with that, though, if it makes drilling for oil easier in the summer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Puppet-in-Chief takes to Twitter to correct the record and let everyone know that he, not President Bannon is the one calling the shots in the White House
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Sun February 05, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently missing a quarter of season does matter, as Matt Ryan takes the NFL MVP award over a deflated Tom Brady
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Starbucks unveils a virtual assistant that takes your order via messaging or voice. It can get you any drink you want so long as it's burnt tasting coffee
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Quick, clear the snow." Boeing 777 makes precautionary landing at tiny remote Canadian airport that most can't even pronounce
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Tonight, the USMNT takes on Jamaica in an international friendly. The big story the US isn't playing on grass. The Jamaicans are but that's beside the point. Will artificial turf help the US's scoring woes? Find out at 7:00 PM EST on FS1
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
No one likes Trump's new CIA pick
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News takes a look into the abyss, asks "is there hypocrisy over executive orders?"
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(Newshub)
 
 
 
And today's winner in the great "Which steadfast ally will we royally fark off today" sweepstakes is....NORWAY
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Need something to smile about? Watch this awesome school teacher's custom handshakes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vets are seeing a lot of stoned dogs lately. Symptoms include lethargy and non-stop video game play. Also, loss of appetite which makes no sense. These dogs don't know how to party
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
New Mel Gibson movie, Passion of the Nightstick, catching a lot of flack even though it's not out yet. Probably a lot of libs making bad jokes, eh?
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Half of Americans think President Trump is moving too fast and that he should stick to the rivers and lakes that he's used to
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Man, the Trump administration sure likes walls. First Mexico, now the National Security Council
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harley Davidson tries sell a glut of 2016 motorcycles before rolling out the new, improved 2017 bikes. Although who is going to want to buy a 2016 Harley when the company is saying how much better it would be to own a 2017 model?
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
27 rum and cokes in nine hours. Amateur
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's longtime "doctor" says that he takes a dead prairie dog growth drug
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Spokesman for Peña Nieto says its a "downright lie" Trump threatened to send U.S. soldiers into Mexico during a phone call with the Mexican President
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google security engineer says Microsoft makes the best antivirus software: well-behaved and effective at not hijacking Chrome security mechanisms, unlike the overaggressive competition
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bees are now having to contend with a virus that makes their wings deformed
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Chris Brown admits he makes women's lives miserable. You hit it, bro
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Eating ice cream for breakfast makes you smarter and more alert. SCIENCE
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Man who ran a mile every day for 52 straight years finally takes a day off. Unfortunately he's now 19,000 miles from home
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump takes the opportunity of his Black History Month speech to sooth racial tensions in the US. Just kidding he spends the most of the speech complaining about CNN
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(Some Hoops Guy)
 
 
 
Capologists celebrate upload of new NBA Collective Bargaining Agreement to Internet -- all 598 pages. It makes basketball almost as fun as doing your taxes
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of chef to whip up goat spinal cord and yak yogurt for 25
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(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
He's writing again: Ohio Gov. John Kasich takes on 'fake news,' media bias in new book
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is why nobody takes you seriously, PETA
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party strikes again
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Mosque attacks, airport protests, imminent breakdown of civil society as we know it - you know what, fark today, let's get wasted, strap a GoPro to a sword and slice the shiat out of some watermelons and remind ourselves what makes America awesome
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The most honest technology review you'll read today. "THIS TELEVISION MAKES ME HISS IN ANGER"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Since "The Last Jedi" takes place immediately following the end of "The Force Awakens," what the hell is the opening crawl going to say?
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Love, not hate, is what makes America great--raising hell in the streets is optional. Crowds lift their voices all across the country, wait for diminishing presidential tweet in return
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
There's actually a company that helps Minor League baseball teams pick their names. Apparently there's more work behind BabyCakes or Rumble Ponies than you ever thought
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Split takes the top spot at the box office for the second week with $25 million while A Dog's Purpose was a good boy at #2 with $18 million. The final Resident Evil film was DOA at #4 with $12 million, Unexpected hit La La Land is still chugging along at #5 with $11 million
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
When the NBA All-Star Game takes place on Feb. 19 we may witness an all-time first as 4 Golden State Warriors may be playing all at the same time vs. the East
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
If you live in a tsunami zone and are afraid you won't be able to get to higher ground in time if disaster strikes, you can now buy a floating survival capsule for two for $13,500
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Fri January 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer takes aim at CNN. News: For calling people demonstrating "demonstrators"
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
43-year-old Saints cheerleader makes Pro-Bowl squad
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(GOG)
 
 
 
What do a dwarf and a gnome have in common? Very little. Welcome, one and all to the Friday Fark Gaming thread. This week, out of the blue, SWAT 4 makes its digital debut on GOG. I highly recommend this game. Tell us what you've been playing this week
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How Trump changed the presidency in seven days, the same amount of time it takes that creepy girl from the ring to emerge from your television and kill you
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Supermarkets can't solve hunger by donating all their unsold food to food banks and charities, new study finds, and it makes a lot of problems worse for people who are already poor: "The use of leftover food for leftover people has to stop"
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Thu January 26, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk takes responsibility for all the crazy assed shiat Trump believes
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart Living Inc. won't die and your scorn only makes it more powerful
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Spicer tweets out his password. In case you were wondering how the nukes got launched
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump makes major policy decisions, pronouncements based on what he watches on TV. Let's hope he's not a Game of Thrones fan
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump's Nominee to head the VA: "We have 45,000 job openings. I need to fill every one .. to make sure that we're doing the very best for our veterans." Trump's spokesweasel Sean Spicer: "The VA in particular... hiring more people isn't the answer. "
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(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
Germany gets rid of law making it illegal to insult foreign heads-of-state so that people could more freely make Trump jokes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonald's might be realizing that yes, bacon makes all of their burgers better
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary reportedly considering a network talk show to keep herself busy until she takes over the presidency for the Democrats in 2020
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Steve Harvey appears in court to try and stop tapes of him telling more racist jokes. He should call Barbara Streisand for some advice
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House takes down all Spanish language content from new WhiteHouse.gov website. Spanish will return to the site when they find someone who can translate all the alternate facts
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(Netflix)
 
 
 
Why is it that every time I look for something on Netflix, it is unavailable to stream? Makes me wonder why I keep paying for it if I have to download what I want to watch from elsewhere
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey spotted at gun store applying for concealed weapon permit, presumably to make sure she has a fair chance at stopping the next beating she takes in a UFC ring
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(USA Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dow makes history, cracks the 20,000 barrier
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Earthquakes in Nepal may have made Mount Everest shorter
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Tue January 24, 2017
(TSN)
 
Video
 
TSN takes a look back at one of hockeys greatest pieces of folklore, the small town it's attached to and the iconic song it inspired
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump makes good his promise to the spacing guild. The Oil must flow
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
You know you've really messed up when Merriam-Webster takes the time to call out your "alternative facts"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: to Texas, Just like in baseball, it's three strikes and you're out, so we won't be hearing your appeal of the Court of Appeals ruling affirming the lower court ruling affirming the trial court ruling that your voter ID law is unconsitutional
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
White House press secretary and Alternative Facts spokesperson is a Cosplay fan. Admit it, you want to see him as Pinkie Pie
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Mad Dog Mattis makes an explosive entrance in Washington by overseeing 31 strikes on ISIS in Iraq and Syria
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Now that you've mastered the 15 things you should know how to cook by the time you're 30 years old, here are the 7 common cooking mistakes to avoid
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm depressed. You're depressed. We're all depressed. It's hard to stay motivated nowadays. Cheer me up. Difficulty factor x10000: No political jokes, no political memes, etc. Knowing fark, cue the political jokes, memes, etc
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Drunkest skiier in the world found in French Alps, because when you're really wasted, strapping boards to your feet is a good idea
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
DISASTER STRIKES: Sierra Nevada Brewing Company announces massive beer recall
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sex doll takes break from hectic schedule to scare off burglars
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
After having many of their courses called bullshiat, the University of Washington makes it official
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Magnitude 7.9 quake strikes off Papua New Guinea, experts fear tens of dollars in damage caused
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Caterpillar that makes own leafy 'armor' seen for 1st time (pics and vids)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Being stabbed once is bad enough, but being stabbed 25 times and not dying makes you almost immortal
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(Good Reads)
 
 
 
This week in the Saturday Morning Book Club: what to get a smart 13-year-old who really likes to read
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Man takes his cat sledding down a snowy hill. Your cat snuggles deeper under the covers, says wake him in time for Caturday
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
John Kerry takes his dog to his final press briefing to give reporters one last intelligent speaker before the dark times begin
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Despite many social media jokes, neither Kid Rock nor Ted Nugent were asked to perform at the Trump Inaugural. I'll bet if they threatened to play Mexican President Peña-Nieto's ball
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I am having amazing sex with man twice my age who likes me dressed in schoolgirl uniform. He gives me money, but I've told him I don't like role-playing. He says he also sleeps with real 16-yo schoolgirl who doesn't complain. Help
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
When Donald Trump takes the oath of office, one president will be proudly standing by him in spirit. Unfortunately, it's going to be James Buchanan
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Thu January 19, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Mistakes were made. Trump picks qualified person for secretary of agriculture, promises it won't happen again
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Man has a dream where his wife cheats on him. He then wakes up and beats up his wife. She has him arrested. Can this relationship be saved?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Here's a quick look at Liberals' shopping lists for today: Milk, bread, water, dehydrated food, guns, ammo, liquor, smokes, Faraday cages and unregistered vehicles. Gonna be a gooood weekend
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
When asked about the issues of trying to become a Canadian citizen. Justin Trudeau, "...my maternal grandfather was born in Scotland so I do have some idea of the challenges it takes to come to Canada..." What?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Lord Jesus Christ takes time off from his busy schedule of appearing on toast and is promptly arrested for Trump assassination threat
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The restaurant recession turned even more damaging in December with the weakest sales in five years
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump shakes a tiny fist at polling data that shows just how unpopular he really is these days
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Tue January 17, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
And today's last-second steal and game-winning buzzer beater which makes national news comes to you from Seven Lakes High School in Texas
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Guy driving around America with homemade Trump float called the "Trump unity float" really likes Trump
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
As if the snakes, spiders, kangaroos, poisonous frogs, sharks, crocodiles and women weren't enough to get you killed in Australia, they have a rare flesh-eating bacteria too
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Mon January 16, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What's today's liberal reasoning for why Trump won the election? *spins wheel* Jokes. Trump won the election because of jokes. Thanks for playing
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazi podcaster who made jokes about killing Jewish people and forcibly deporting Muslims and people of African descent quits in disgrace after it's revealed that his wife is Jewish
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company makes Shinola out of..Detroit
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Foreigners likely tried to influence Canada's election. This news makes me hot blooded
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Eskimos have 17 different words for snow, Eritreans none. Which makes it surprising that an refugee agency would resettle Eritreans in Missoula, Montana, of all places
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Sun January 15, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The making of Blazing Saddles. Bonus outtakes of Mongo trying to fight a coin-operated sheriff
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Storm Trumper Katrina Pierson makes her triumphant return to the Sunday news programs and says Donald Trump "gains power" by criticizing Civil Rights icon John Lewis
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Sat January 14, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Raiders to officially file relocation papers to move to Las Vegas. Just win, baby takes on a whole new meaning
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No drivers, no steering wheels, no brakes for your shuttle plowing through the Strip. It's the Vegas way. Just roll with it
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds is actually a 29-year-old mayor of a 964-person upstate NY town. He compares politics to 'Game of Thrones' and makes a salary of $3,600
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Fri January 13, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Lock her up" makes a glorious return
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Front wheel brakes not included
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Can't get the E Street Band to play your inauguration because they hate you? No worries, the B Street Band is waiting in the wings and likes money
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Bomb squad makes easter eggs for visually impaired. C'mon guys, they're the ones who can least afford to lose fingers
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
During filming of The Phantom Menace, George Lucas was warned by a cast member that Jar-Jar might be problematic. Which makes it all the more frustrating because it's hard to ignore a warning from BRIAN FARKING BLESSED
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Hugo Award nominated author takes on the seamy side of Moscow nightlife in 'Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On'
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
This year's government wastebook brings us the likes of from fish on a treadmill to your fear of your dentist. A few million here, a million million there, pretty soon, you're talking real money
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Grayson Allen sucks #dukesucks
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hasbro once again shakes up the 8 Monopoly tokens, asks for voting on new suggestions or elimination of current ones. Now is your chance to say good-bye to the top hat (bonus: with photos of all 50 new tokens)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After the "golden shower gate" report leaks Trump takes to Twitter to angrily ask "Are we living in Nazi Germany?" Which is ridiculous - Hitler was a coprophiliac
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Highlights for Children magazine makes history in doctor's offices around the country by showing same-sex parents for the first time
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Intrepid explorer takes nine straight hours to get to the bottom of an Excel spreadsheet
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dying Diplomat Syndrome strikes Russia again, this time in Greece
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
FIFA has approved allowing more teams to lose to the likes of Brazil and Germany
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supplement company that makes memory pill forgot to carry the 1 in their efficacy study, now wishes everyone would forget about it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson's extended pregnancy, Russia pulls out, and Razer takes a page from razor manufacturers' playbook. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-01-01 to Sat 2017-01-07
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Steelers linebackers coach mistakes club doorman for Dolphins' offense
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Man knits sweaters of famous places, then takes pictures of himself wearing them in front of those places. Yes, ladies, he's available
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Volkswagen recalls 136,000 vehicles after discovering that their brakes break
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
Solution to NP-complete problem from 2015 turns out to be incomplete: a new hope is dashed as the graph isomorphism problem strikes back. Theoretical computer scientists anxiously await the return of the Babai
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Passenger jet strikes drone, sparking calls for restrictions on airliners around drone zones
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One percent problems: £7 million worth of your gold is stolen, and it takes you two years to realise
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
PornHub releases data on interest of each region: North America likes lesbians in general. America loves its stepmoms. Italy likes MILFs. China likes... Yep, weird. Somalia likes...Oh hell no. (safe for work infographics)
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Trump should probably shut up about the Vanity Fair guy unless he likes seeing himself quoted on Vanity Fair's cover
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
2017 almost takes out David Spade
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey receives 45-day medical suspension after recent MMA loss. Officials to inform her of the action just as soon as she finally wakes up
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah golfer scores two holes in one in a single day. Sister wife jokes to the right
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Animal shelter makes corniest video you'll ever see with bonus Sarah McLachlan cover
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Trying to hide 100 heroin pills in your rectum will send you to jail, make you the butt of jokes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Self-made" millionaire tells Millennials they should buy homes. Doesn't bother explaining how millennials are supposed to afford to do so or how getting rich when daddy's firm is bought by Morgan Stanley makes one a self-made millionaire
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump spokeswoman and functional clockwork automaton Kayleigh McEnany defends Donald Trump's incendiary Tweets by saying "There hasn't been a nuclear war yet"
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Tue January 03, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Over 130 prisoners escaped and more than 60 were killed during a prison riot in Brazil sparked by fighting between rival gangs. Police say "many" of the dead were beheaded. You know, it takes real gumption to behead someone with a prison shank
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You think snakes on a plane are bad? How about scorpions on a train?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The scientist who founded the science of mistakes ended up being mistaken
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Sat December 31, 2016
(ABC)
 
 
 
So what are you doing for New Year's Eve? Will you countdown with the crowd? Who will you kiss once the clock strikes midnight? It is your New Year's Eve thread, and Happy New Year to you all
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"What are your qualifications to be my Secretary of Agriculture?" "Well, I love cupcakes and I've gone on record as calling Hillary Clinton a c*nt." "Well, let me say you're overqualified and welcome to the Trump team"
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Did you say his panic? That makes no sense Kellyanne." "No, Donald, I said HISPANIC. As in, you need one in the cabinet." "I said that. His panic. I'm not panicking. How can you say his panic at a time like this." "No, Donald, you need...never mind"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Robber says he was just joking after store clerk takes his gun"
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Bag of toys that caused Trump Tower evacuation has also caused an avalanche of Twitter jokes
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police suspect Social Media in mall violence in at least nine states. Subby hopes they will get that guy before he strikes again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The 400lb fur seal that likes to climb on cars in Australia has been returned to the outback: "We got up and there was this great big seal on the roof of the car which is definitely not what you'd expect on Boxing Day" (pics)
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Man launches gofundme to help protect Betty White from 2016. If this works and Betty White makes it out of 2016 alive, the money raised will then be used to acquire nude photos of Bea Arthur
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Here's a headline that will surely be included in some future dystopian sci-fi montage sequence: Giant robot takes first steps
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
"Rand Paul Airs His Grievances." I hope this makes for a more festive US
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Stand-up comics learn to shy away from Trump jokes. "You can't win"
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Sun December 25, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Woman found north of Grand Canyon after walking 26 miles to get help, makes the rest of us look lazy
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
2016 takes your cool Android hack. CyanogenMod is mostly dead
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(AOL)
 
 
 
After nearly 12 months of carnage, is 2016 silently stalking its greatest prize? Or is it just a "heavy cold" like the Palace spokesman claims?
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Police on lookout for wanted Canterbury hitchhiker, last seen with some uncouth losers while cracking bawdy jokes in virtually unintelligible English
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It's Slinky, it's Slinky / For fun it's a wonderful toy / What protects a bird feeder, makes squirrels take a breather / And makes a slinkety sound? / A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing / Everyone knows it's Slinky
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate asks if Donald Trump is "making sense about nukes," failing to realize he hasn't made sense the past 24 months and we're all pretty much screwed at this point
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Soccer player returns to field after heart transplant, will freak out opponents and teammates next time he takes a dive
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
The 100 funniest Santa's lap photos ever. Or as Santa likes to say, these are kids who are clearly "Claus-trophobic"
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
There are still some people in the world who try to solve their problems by throwing snakes at them
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Since Trump doesn't take office for another month it's still safe to say 'Happy Chrismukkah' while wolfing down potato pancakes
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jaromir Jagr, 44 years old and still with a magnificent mullet, takes over second place in all-time NHL scoring yesterday with an assist. When the puck ricocheted off his butt. Only needs 18 more years to pass Gretzky for top spot
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Even if you're not a music theory nerd, do you know what a Dm7b5 chord is? Well, around the holidays it's the special chord that makes Christmas music sound Christmassy
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
In what must be a crazy coincidence both Trump and Putin announce that their countries should start stockpiling nukes again
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So Barry Switzer actually DIDN'T meet with Donald Trump about being his new Secretary of Offense? I'm not sure that makes me feel better
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook lurking makes you miserable, according to new study. Next study hopefully to investigate how miserable actually posting on Facebook makes you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two guilty in Bath tipper truck crash. Apparently I don't speak English anymore, because that makes no sense
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Santa makes a visit to light up the sky in Philadelphia, still got booed for it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain vows never to dine at Trump's DC hotel. "No thanks, guys. I don't look good in a brown shirt. Makes me look a little, I don't know, not great. It's not slimming"
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(Consumer Affairs)
 
 
 
Man fakes being an adult film talent scout, takes nude photos and has sex with multiple women, apparently this is a crime
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(ComicList)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (12/21): A brand new Locke and Key series makes it a great day to ignore mainstream titles. Unless you enjoy that sort of thing
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Reverb Press)
 
 
 
The History Channel takes time out of its busy schedule running programs about aliens and pawn stars to declare the 2016 election as the first to be influenced by a foreign power
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
A Rocky Mountain rivalry between BYU and Wyoming takes place at the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl. So is it Cougars or Cowboys in the battle of 8-win teams? Kickoff is at 9:00 PM ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Disney becomes the first studio to make $7 billion on films that will, according to Hollywood Accounting™, not make any money or pay royalties until 2050. After lighting a cigar with a $100 bill, the spokesperson also blamed piracy for the downturn
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The way Uber's self-driving cars have been programmed to take turns makes them more likely to hit bicyclists on the road. I guess we'll file that one under "feature"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market analyst takes a few minutes away from tweeting to note that Twitter is "toast" and not even worth "$10 a share"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia's oldest scientist at 102 still coming in to work even though it takes 90 minutes and multiple bus changes to get there. But, so what, he wants to do all that just to be a scientist, then what the heck
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