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46 headlines found matching 'Kansas City'
Sun August 21, 2016
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Forget the rally monkey, how about the rally mantis?
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Tim Kaine embraces the butter cow" That's not a nice thing to call Hillary, Politico
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Wed August 17, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
McFly, you BOJO - preseasons don't matter unless YOU HAVE POWA Preseason Football Power Rankings are here
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Tue August 16, 2016
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Obama administration continues on with its plans to destroy small grocery stores everywhere in the name of health. Twirls mustache menacingly
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to find a way to gorge yourself silly before summer's out? Here is a list of food to try at every MLB ball park, where even cauliflower makes the list
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones live concert to draw bigger crowds than Cersei's walk of shame
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Sun August 07, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you have to die young, there are few better ways to go out than on the world's tallest water slide
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On Chiefs' website, owner says he didn't want Rams to leave St. Louis, hates idea of broadening his team's fanbase to Eastern Missouri, and is saddened by thought of local TV stations in St. Louis market airing all Kansas City games
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Having lost out on their bid on Nick Foles, Cowboys now hoping to acquire a QB from... the Browns. Hahahahahahahaha
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Fark Fantasy Football has the best leagues. They're tremendous. We are going to have a thousand leagues. Believe me. It's going to be great. And this is a great thread to get your leagues together. It's the best thread
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
This police militarization thing might be getting out of hand when a helicopter is directing traffic in the middle of an intersection
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The Kansas City Royals have pretty uniforms. Their minor league affiliate, the Burlington Royals, have uniforms covered with emoji and subby's vomit
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Tue July 26, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
General Mills changes its name to General Contamination
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Andre The Giant drinking stories are arguably even more legendary than his accomplishments in the ring - here are six of the best
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Here's a list of which NFL teams are most likely to build expectations early before inevitably disappointing their fans as the season goes on
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Atheists sue Kansas City over providing 25% of the funding for a Baptist convention, noting that if they need transportation that badly, they can pray for God to rapture them to and from the arena
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Once again, Le'Veon Bell values toking over playing
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Tue July 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Baton Rouge PD: "This attack is proof we need to militarize our police even more"
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That asshole who shot three cops in Baton Rouge? Yeah, he was affiliated with the Sovereign Citizens, not BLM. Man, I guess there's gonna need to be a lot of revised Facebook posts this morning
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Might want to cut back on your popcorn purchases this week. Turns out this probably won't even be close to the wildest GOP convention in history. In fact, you may need No-Doz more than another bowl of popcorn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dangerous "heat dome" forming over the United States, especially the Midwest region
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Wed July 13, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Another day, another "will she or won't she pick this random name as VP?" story
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Thu July 07, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
For God so loved the world, that he gave his two daughters, that whoever sits on the tracks should not perish, but have eternal life. Train 3:16
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
According to Slate, the FDA's "abstinence only" approach to cookie dough is "alarmist and unrealistic." Just eat the damned cookie dough and shut up if you're that outraged over it. Christ
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Sat June 25, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The Knockout Stage begins for the EURO 2016 with the Suisse vs Poland at 9am, Wales & Northern Ireland at noon, Croatia vs Portugal at 3. Copa America 3rd place match, USA v Colombia at 8pm. Also, MLS action. This is your Saturday Football Thread
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Columbus, Ohio wins 2016 "Smart City Challenge". Immediately gets swirly from Akron and Youngstown
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Asking for equal pay? That's a firin'"
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Wed June 22, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
There's nothing worse than getting slapped with hidden fees right as they're lowering your corpse into the ground
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Mon June 20, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Group B: Russia vs Wales, Slovakia vs England. Russia needs a miracle to avoid elimination. England takes the group with a win. Kick off is at 3 pm EDT on ESPN and ESPN2. This is your Monday Euro 2016 Thread
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
For your viewing enjoyment here's Justin Bieber falling through a hole on his stage during a concert in Saskatoon
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Thu June 16, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CEO of a tech company is moving his operations, from Kansas to Missouri, saying "Nowhere has there been as thorough an implementation of Laffer's policy recommendations (as in KS)- and nowhere has there been as dramatic a failure of government"
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not News: Kendrys Morales hits into 4-6-3 out. Sorta News: Notice, only one out on the play. FARK: Exactly like it happened 10 days before
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Teen who knows his rights gets nearly killed by cop giving out contempt of cop lesson
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
If you love Joe West as an umpire, you'll love him coming out of the Dodger Stadium speakers
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The recent rally in oil prices may lead you to think twice about ordering dessert, but since this is Fark, it's probably only to decide which two desserts you want to order
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Mon May 30, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Royals sweep White Sox, reclaim first place in AL Central, drive sabermatricians to suicide. All is once again right in the world
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Sat May 28, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Kansas not properly funding poor schools. Or any school, for that matter
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Thu May 26, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Taco Bell decides to introduce healthier foods to its menu. Just kidding. You can now buy a taco wrapped in fried chicken
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Red Sox and Rays wage a battle to see whose outfield has the greatest postgame celebration. You be the judge
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
10-year-old girl breaks national sit-up record for her age group. Promptly changes her name to Abby McAbAbs
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Traveler Anthony Bourdain confirms he never eats airplane food, brings his own onboard, preferably BBQ ribs, or else orders cheese and shiatload of port. "Don't drink at your hotel. Find out where the people who work at your hotel do their drinking"
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Tue May 10, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Because it is never too early, here are your Week-21 Power Rankings for the 2016 NFL Season. WHAR GRAF WHAR JAKE?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC Port Authority to TSA : "Get the airport lines moving quicker, or you're fired"
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Fri May 06, 2016
(CSN Bay Area)
 
 
 
QB drafted in sixth round says he is perfect fit for offensive system built to go three-and-out and leave defense on field for extended periods
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Things get real weird after man Kickstarts his way to 30 days in a haunted clown motel
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
There have been 23 toddler shootings this year with top five pre-K gun club states being Georgia, Missouri, Texas, Michigan, and Florida
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