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Wed April 24, 2019
(WTVY Dothan)
 
 
 
Alabama finally has something to be proud of
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Tue April 23, 2019
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Powerball winner in Wisconsin comes forward to claim $768 million prize, says he's 'ready and knows how to say no'. Just wait until he has to say no to all of his 34,968 family members who will come out of the woodwork
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Sun April 21, 2019
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Topeka zookeeper attempts to feed tiger, succeeds
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Mon April 15, 2019
(TBK Magazine)
 
 
 
Did we ever tell you about the time we met Captain America, or when we may have accidentally helped Team Rocket, or the time we stood toe to toe with Raiden?
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Sun April 14, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You might be a communist if...you think working folks should have a roof over their head? Subby's avoided living in a tent in the woods by *this much* recently and is wondering how the Fark community feels about rent control & other landlord regs
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Fri April 12, 2019
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Subby's first book has been published It tells the true story of an Arkansas school district banning Harry Potter books and the brave librarian and fourth-grade girl who successfully fought the ban in federal court
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas couple with 10 kids adopts 7 siblings so they can field football and hockey teams at the same time
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Botched microblading procedure leaves woman...oh, oh dear
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Fri April 05, 2019
(NFL)
 
 
 
Something tells me Josh Allen didn't think this one all the way through
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Thu April 04, 2019
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Okies are butthurt that a coach who was forced to leave two college programs in disgrace isn't being let into the Hall of Fame
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Wed April 03, 2019
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
In 97 years of playing college baseball, Arkansas had never faced a team from inside it's own state borders. After giving up 13 straight runs we now know why
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that one swatter has been jailed for 20 years, here's another who's charged with 40 felonies and 33 misdemeanors. Help wanted: 8chan lawyer
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
The only thing dumber than two guys from Arkansas shooting at each other to try out a bullet proof vest is the story they make up when things go awry
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Tue April 02, 2019
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Worst Godfather Sequel EVER
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Kansas makes living there 2.8% more tolerable
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Mon April 01, 2019
(Vice)
 
 
 
Arkansas bans labeling riced cauliflower as "cauliflower rice" to protect easily confused public. Soon to also be outlawed: Peanut butter for not being butter, peanuts for being false nuts, and butternut squash for being neither butter nor nut
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Fri March 29, 2019
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
I'm cautiously OK with this Marvel crossover as long as Howard the Duck stays out of it
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Wed March 27, 2019
(NWA Homepage)
 
 
 
Robocalls would now be a penalty under legislation proposed in...wow Arkansas finally managed to do something right
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Tue March 26, 2019
(Salon)
 
 
 
Brownbackistani insurgents remaining in the Kansas GOP once again try to destroy Kansas's economy for no reason other than they can
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Mon March 25, 2019
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"To truly join the ranks of accepted regional pizza styles like Detroit, New Haven, New York, or Chicago, I wrote, Kansas City-style pizza should ___"
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Sun March 24, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We wrap up the second round of the NCAA Tournament on Sunday. Will Duke suck? Will Liberty continue their run to become Cinderella? Or will it be the Anteaters of UC Irvine? All this and more when the fun starts at 12:10 PM ET on CBS
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Sat March 23, 2019
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
How's your bracket looking? We start the Round of 32 at 12:10 PM ET with Maryland and LSU. Will Drew's team wallop Wofford? Will Purdue get by Villanova? Will Kansas tame the Auburn Tigers? Any big upsets today? Let's do this
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Fri March 22, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad news for Kansas State. The mid majors haven't won many games in the NCAA Tournament. Therefore, Friday will carnage everywhere starting with the darlings of the Big 12
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The newest 'while black crime': Moving
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Thu March 21, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
America's new inland sea, previously known as Nebraska, is still growing. "The Missouri is miles wide in places now"
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Wed March 20, 2019
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Gangsters try to steal an Al Capone statue in Arkansas, in what could be the most exciting thing to happen there today
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Fri March 15, 2019
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Something tells me that Andrew McDaniel (R-Deering) doesn't realize that there are a lot of black people in St. Louis and Kansas City
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Fri March 08, 2019
(The Root)
 
 
 
Arkansas state senator Stephanie Flowers is mad as hell and isn't going to take it anymore
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(Kark.com)
 
 
 
Arkansas stand-your-ground law narrowly fails after State Senator's indignant outburst. It's news, it's Kark.com
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Thu March 07, 2019
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas ordered to pay $48 million to former pizza magnate Gene Bicknell. Even worse, court tells the state they must deliver it in a half hour or less
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well, this is going to put a crimp in my plans for an upcoming GoT binge marathon
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Wed March 06, 2019
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welcome to America where you have to worry if the guy who shot up a school will be bailed out and get to go home to the house across the street from the school he shot up
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
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Mon March 04, 2019
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Northwest Arkansas has become a literal garbage fire
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Thu February 28, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Christian church in Arkansas: No, our "Heaven has strict immigration laws; Hell has open borders" sign isn't political at all. Not one little bit. Why do you ask?
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Tue February 26, 2019
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass penguin chick born at Kansas City Zoo needs help getting a name. Come on, Fark, work your magic
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kansas GOP lawmaker co-sponsors anti-gay bill, which calls same-sex marriages "parody marriages." Kansas GOP lawmaker's daughter: "Dad, I'm gay and proud of it." Care to guess what Kansas GOP lawmaker does next?
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Mon February 25, 2019
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
How good was the sex work at that Florida spa? According to Robert Kraft, so good it was worth being there the morning of the AFC championship game, and then fly to Kansas City and hope to catch the game
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A softball player from the University of Arkansas has done something no one in Major League Baseball has ever done - hit for the Home Run Cycle. That's hitting a solo HR, 2-run HR, 3-run HR, and a grand slam all in one game
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Sun February 24, 2019
(ABC News)
 
 
 
I thought in Arkansas this was simply called "Saturday Night"
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Sat February 23, 2019
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses charges against Schlitterbahn Waterpark officials over 10-year-old boy decapitated on their Verrückt water slide in 2016 because Kansas
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Fri February 22, 2019
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Missouri state legislature finally finds man whose level of homophobia makes them feel uncomfortable
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Thu February 21, 2019
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
A burger joint in Missouri decided that what people needed was the guberburger - a peanut butter-slathered hamburger
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Arkansas senator proposes bill to cut lunch funding in schools that struggle with reading. Because it's so much easier to learn to read when you have hunger pangs
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Mon February 18, 2019
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Rapper Travis Scott ends show in Kansas City by shouting "Thank you St. Louis". Wanna get away?
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Sat February 16, 2019
(YouTube)
 
 
 
AMATEUR VIDEO: Multi-car Kansas City I-70 pileup caught on cellphone video. SLOW DOWN, goddammit
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Thu February 14, 2019
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Kansas bill refers to same-sex marriage as "parody"
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: 'Bomb threat' was a warning from man needing to poop at Home Depot, Kansas cops report
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Wed February 13, 2019
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Kansas II, Alaska Boogaloo: The Brownbackening
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Sun February 10, 2019
(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
University of Kansas receives $2 million donation to support cryptocurrency research. Update: $2.5 million. Correction, $1.5 million. Oh hell, it's tree fiddy, we'll run with that
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Thu February 07, 2019
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
The bus itself goes 'round and 'round
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Wed February 06, 2019
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Arkansas senator not amused that flyer from upcoming metal show depicts him eating a baby. That's metal. \m/-.-\m/
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
You know who doesn't believe there is a crisis at our border? The Governor of the actual border state of New Mexico, who is not only yanking her National Guard troops from border duty, but asking Guardsmen from 25 other states to GTFO her state
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Tue February 05, 2019
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Please note: Underage children cannot legally give consent, unless they're just little trollops trying to entice an older man into sin. Sick tag used for the judge
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Mon February 04, 2019
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The NCAA, tired of criticism that it won't punish wrongdoing, decides to compensate by punishing someone who's done nothing wrong
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Have you herd about the inmate who escaped during processing? He hoofed it all the way downtown, then cops meat up and shoot him. Udderly miraculous that he survived. OK, I'm just milking it now
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Sat February 02, 2019
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Senator submits bill to allow strong beer to be sold in Utah grocery, convenience stores as breweries phasing out 3.2% beer production. Heavy, man
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Fri February 01, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
One good thing to come from Trump extremism: Democrats are gaining in state legislatures as GOP state lawmakers switch sides because of President Extreme
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Thu January 31, 2019
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Mom leaves two toddlers in car in sub-zero wind chills for hours in bar parking lot while she gets hammered inside
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Mon January 21, 2019
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Why not, says 2019: Elvis impersonator lawmaker targets Indiana transgender students with 'bathroom bill'
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Thu January 17, 2019
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
New mom with infant gets ring stuck on finger, calls 911 when it turns blue. First responders not only saved her finger, but fed baby, let dogs out, shoveled snow from her driveway, porch. "I felt like I had a room full of angels"
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Wed January 16, 2019
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump supporters see the shutdown as The Ultimate Stigginit™
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Tue January 15, 2019
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fitness model fled Westboro Baptist Church after being told she would 'burn' for extramarital sex (NSFWish)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
See if you can hear Patrick Mahomes' unusual pre-snap call
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Mon January 14, 2019
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tom Brady crows, "Everyone thinks we suck." On to Kansas City
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Sat January 12, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the hot Colts keep their blazing streak alive in cold Kansas City? Or will the Chiefs end their surprising run and send them back to Indianapolis? Andrew Luck or Patrick Mahomes II? AFC Divisional Playoff kicks off at 4:35 PM ET on NBC
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Fri January 11, 2019
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Officer: Are you driving drunk, sir? Driver: No, sir, this is Michigan. I'm avoiding the potholes
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Thu January 10, 2019
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Paranormal investigator says tour of Arrowhead Stadium turned up negative energy, spirits, suggest Beano
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Mon January 07, 2019
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arkansas sheriff's deputy and K-9 handler fired for shooting aggressive pit bull in the face in front of owner. Did I say pit bull? I'm sorry. I meant chihuahua. I always get those confused
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Fri January 04, 2019
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Pat Roberts (R-Kansas) announcing his retirement, second behind Lamarr Alexander. Bonus: Both were part of the Moscow Independence Day junta
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(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Cop rescues very grateful kitten from interstate median wall
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Wed January 02, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
2015 was the year of the Pizza Rat, 2019 is the year of Eggroll Squirrel
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Chiefs fan gets 'Champ Stamp' tattoo of Patrick Mahomes on his lower back to complement his Andy Reid physique
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Kansas Supreme Court rules that police can search your home without a warrant, but only if they detect the smell of the 25 grams of marijuana in a sealed bag inside a locked safe at the bottom of a closet on the other side of the building
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Tue January 01, 2019
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The most hated team in the NFL is the Patriots
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Mon December 31, 2018
(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
Female Republican lawmakers in Kansas become less Republican
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Sat December 29, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The playoff games might be happening but don't forget about the Peach Bowl (Michigan-Florida), the Belk Bowl (South Carolina-Virginia), and the Arizona Bowl (Arkansas State-Nevada). The action begins at Noon ET on ESPN
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Tue December 25, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man who became addicted to porn at eight years old is now addiction free, but with well-developed arms
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