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88 headlines found matching 'KAN'
Fri August 26, 2016
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pundits keep wondering why only red states are flipping blue and not the other way around? It's simple: Growth in red states like Kansas and Texas has stopped while blue states like Colorado, Oregon, and California are kicking ass. Also, Drumpf
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(Guns.com)
 
 
 
Arkansas cop wants $75,000 from Glock for not warning him that his pistol was capable of shooting him in the foot, especially if he tried to mount a tactical light on it while it was loaded
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Imma let you finish, but Kanye West has been given permission to do "whatever he wants" at MTV VMAs this year
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
No Kansas, you can't fill your budget hole by pulling over every Colorado driver for a lucky pot and civil forfeiture grab
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Typhoon No. 9 wreaks havoc in Kanto with winds up to 180 kph, is expected to hit Fukushima tonight. Number Nine. Number Nine. Number Nine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kanye West asks Mike Tyson to move out of his seat at the Connor McGregor fight... Alas, things did not turn out the way we all would hope.... Tag will always be for the singer
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas's July jobs report is in, and Gov. Brownback's economic policies must have hit rock bottom by now...right?
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Tue August 16, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane found guilty on all counts of perjury, loses chance to become Batwoman
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
You can't tie up and blindfold your kids over 'demon possession' - even in Kansas
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Thu August 11, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
We apologize for the fault in our ad blocker. Those ads that Facebook managed to slip through have been sacked. Mynd you, Facebook ads Kan be pretti nasti
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Kansas home became the default location for 600 million IP addresses which has caused the residents quite a few problems, a digital hell of sorts. Well, now they want compensation
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Mon August 08, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The people who wrote Trump's economic plan, that he is set to reveal today, are part of the same "dream Team" that crafted the tax plan that created the economic miracle that turned Kansas into the Supply-sider's paradise it is today
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
What did Arkansas' Republican Party just delete from their platform this weekend? A) Any mention of abortion B) Any mention of marijuana legalization C) Any mention of pre-kindergarten education
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On Chiefs' website, owner says he didn't want Rams to leave St. Louis, hates idea of broadening his team's fanbase to Eastern Missouri, and is saddened by thought of local TV stations in St. Louis market airing all Kansas City games
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After his most conservative allies in the legislature were massacred during this week's GOP primaries, the remaining Kansas lawmakers make it clear to Gov. Brownback they had just about enough of his shiat
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Internet helps out Kanye after he says he wants to design for IKEA
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Enes Kanter knows that if you are going to use the crying Jordan meme, the best possible scenario is to unleash it on entitled Lakers fans
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Kansas voters just took a Santorum all over Brownback
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Another Friday rolls up and it's time for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Master of Orion? Stellaris? Doom with Vulkan? Overwatch? What games are you waiting for? This week some evil bastard gifted me Civ V
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The Kansas City Royals have pretty uniforms. Their minor league affiliate, the Burlington Royals, have uniforms covered with emoji and subby's vomit
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kansas woman's body found very near landing spot after skydiving in Oklahoma
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Man captures first photographs of an underworld spirit called Engkanto. For once, it's not blurry, and if nothing else this spirit could make a killing appearing in indie music videos
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Atheists sue Kansas City over providing 25% of the funding for a Baptist convention, noting that if they need transportation that badly, they can pray for God to rapture them to and from the arena
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
What's the matter with Kansas? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Dunno, but we don't talk about it
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Tue July 19, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
ACLU sues Kansas over its voting rules. Kansas responds by cutting taxes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Erdogan purges 15,000 terrorist coup-plotters from Education Ministry. Kansas would take note if there was anyone left there who could read
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
No charges will be filed against Kanye West for his illegal recording of Taylor Swift because "she had to know" she would be recorded at some point
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Mon July 18, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Roger Clemens, JD Drew, Adam LaRoche, and Dan Uggla join new team
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Have you been enjoying DOOM with the new Vulkan patch? Master of Orion? Stellaris? Catching them all in Pokemon Go? Playing as a blind, deaf, mute dwarf bard who sings through interpretative dance? Tell us
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Brownbackistan Republicans are using Koch brothers rhetoric to try to abolish public schools. Seriously, Kansas, what the f*ck is wrong with your state?
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Wed July 13, 2016
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Arkansas lawmakers prepare to defund state's smoking hotline, use money to combat stereotypes of the south
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Sun July 10, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Possibly the cutest thing you will see all day: Orphaned kangaroo clings to man's leg and doesn't want him to go away
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Rumors are swirling that Alaska Senator Dan Sullivan might be named as Donald Trump's VP pick. And we all know how great things go when the Republican candidate taps an Alaskan politician to be his running mate
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Thu July 07, 2016
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Okay, time for a math question: A worker is on a wind turbine 100 feet above ground. A 4 lb. bolt hits him on the head, which fell from 100 feet above him. Convert to metric so non-Americans can understand how bad this is
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pirates infielder accused of a Kang Bang in Chicago
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Brownbackistanian conservatives scour Kansas for any remaining public system they haven't destroyed; discover roads
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Truth Revolt)
 
 
 
New York Congressional candidate recalls how Alexander Hamilton once be-bopped in his hip-hop days of the American 1700's. Kanye blasts Hamilton as a "poser"
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Wed June 29, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
God on Donald Trump, Kanye West and... "Bang bang into the room"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Oklahoma votes to vaccinate against Kansas flu
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Kaner: when "suspect grabbed complainant around the throat and tried pushing her into his car"
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Apparently Kanye West's Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy involves Donald Trump and Taylor Swift RealDolls (Not safe for work)
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Captain Kangaroo warned Penn State about Jerry Sandusky back in 2001. No word on Mr. Greenjeans
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
"Qualifications?" "Keeping an alligator in a mobile home park." "That's not much of a crime." "In Spokane?" "Kinky..."
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Libertarian Party)
 
 
 
Guess who's running for State Senate District 26, in Arkansas? (keep scrolling; you'll see it)
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
A comprehensive look at how Kansas Republicans destroyed their state, turning into the third world Brownbackistan
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 2012, Kansas and California took opposite actions on taxes. Let's see where they are today
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Resolved: the state of Kansas needs to be fitted with an outside helmet
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Thu June 16, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CEO of a tech company is moving his operations, from Kansas to Missouri, saying "Nowhere has there been as thorough an implementation of Laffer's policy recommendations (as in KS)- and nowhere has there been as dramatic a failure of government"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Kansas legislature doesn't like that the supreme court is forcing them to provide adequate funding to schools, so they're going to try to curb its power
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Wed June 15, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chinese foreign minister Lu Kang warns US, presumably about his deadly bicycle kick
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Liberal activist judges order Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach to register thousands of voters he had previously disenfranchised, seriously jeopardizing the glorious Conservative experiment that Kansas has become
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Mon June 13, 2016
(KTVA Anchorage)
 
 
 
Man who was once thought to have been stabbed, then possibly attacked by a black bear, may have actually been attacked by a moose. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti
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(Softpedia)
 
 
 
ISIS hacks the Arkansas Library Association and leaks employee info. That's some excellent work there guys
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Is Kansas about to vote Democrat for the first time in more than 50 years? Zogby poll shows Kansas turning dark blue. Thanks OTrumpa
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
This kangaroo and pig are deeply, deeply in love (awesome pics)
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Democrats make up less than 25% of the legislature in Kansas, are 100% responsible for the economic problems due to sitting on their hands
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Mon June 06, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The most surprising part of the story is that people wanted to see Kanye West
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Federal Business Opportunities)
 
 
 
Did Kanye West and Gwyneth Paltrow join the Army when we weren't paying attention? Because that's the only way this makes sense
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The Big 12 may be on its deathbed, and the Big 10 could beef itself up by adding Kansas and Oklahoma
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
President Nixon, 1973: "If the president does it, that means it's not illegal." Kansas Legislature, 2016: "If the legislature does it, that means it's not illegal"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bette Midler named her chickens after the Kardashian clan. Kim died of a yeast infection, Bette plans on turning Kanye into coq au vain
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
White boy rapper/nerd Hot Karl, an almost-was in the '90s, writes a tell-all of hip-hop. Kanye West: a ridiculously-dressed "Bowfinger" whose only bling was braces
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Things you see in Arkansas: woman at train stop trying to coax her chicken into a travel bag. Wait, did I say Arkansas? I meant New York City
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
It's the Kansas Legislature's last working day of the year, and if the education budget isn't fixed then all the state's public schools will be closed this fall. So naturally it's time to work on that transgender bathroom bill
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Mon May 30, 2016
(US News)
 
 
 
Reason #106 as to why breast implants can rupture? Kangaroos
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Police in Spokane, Washington would like to tell the vandals who smashed watermelons on cars in the middle of the night to knock it the fark off and stop wasting perfectly good watermelons
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Sat May 28, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Kansas not properly funding poor schools. Or any school, for that matter
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Tue May 24, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sir Paul McCartney battled depression and contemplated leaving the music business after the Beatles split up. His wife Linda encouraged him to go back into music. 46 years later, he collaborated with Kanye West, so it was a mixed blessing
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Mon May 23, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kangaroo Holocaust narrowly averted in Austrian presidential election
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Sun May 22, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"The most condescending person I have ever met." Was this C) Kanye West
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Austrian elections may result in EU's first far-right head of state, sparking worldwide fears of kangaroo Holocaust
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Fri May 20, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kansas anti-abortion group distributes questionnaires to lawmakers demanding to know where they stand on, let's call it, "the Maninmal Issue"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kanye West finally realizes why Mark Zuckerberg didn't give him $1 billion. Something to do with Twitter
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan's Democratic Party unveils new logo, which is immediately ridiculed as indecent for depicting act of either kancho or groping
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ninja from Die Antwoord tells the most WTF story about Kanye West you'll ever hear #bananapudding
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Wed May 18, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Remember that time in Kangaroo Flat, when Blue hit that roo, and the bugger flew into Stu? Strewth, talk about laugh
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Mon May 16, 2016
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Two shot at HS graduation in Kansas, when responsible gun owner tries to adjust handgun in his sock
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
But of course Beyonce's new line of socialjusticewear is made in a Sri Lankan sweatshop
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Queerty)
 
 
 
Today's rabidly anti-gay pastor being charged with 70 counts of kiddie porn comes to you compliments of Arkansas
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Thu May 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
World's largest cargo plane to take flight to Australia, presumably to pick up kangaroos. ALL of the kangaroos
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Wed May 11, 2016
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch's crew chief suspended for having an emasculated car at Kansas
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian claims Kanye West "rapped Lamar Odom back to health." Hmm. Usually listening to Kanye makes you sick
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Members of the band Def Leppard will meet with students at the Arkansas School for the Deaf, whose mascot is a leopard. This is the sound of one hand clapping
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Jowy has vibrated his way into Matt Kenseth's head and taken up residence as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series heads to Kansas Speedway for the first absurdly named race of the year, the GoBowling.com 400, 7:30 PM ET on Fox
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Irony alert: Kanye West set to be honoured by the Webby Awards for "excellence on the internet"
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
After a bunch of false starts and a caution clock or two, the NASCAR Truck Series season finally begins in earnest as Itchy, Norm, and the foetuses head to Kansas Speedway for the Toyota Tundra 250, 8:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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Wed May 04, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kanye West still can't get over....well a bunch of things. Including being Kanye West
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kansas DCFS finally gets around to doing something about the Branch Dildonian who thought the Malheur Wildlife refuge occupation was a "bring your kids to work day" activity
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