Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(The Frisky)		Snooki's image tarnished by report revealing that she was charged in a friend's drunk driving death in 2004. Just kidding, this doesn't surprise anyone  (thefrisky.com)	(38)

		When given a choice consumers consistently choose Windows. Just kidding, Opera downloads doubled now that Microsoft has to offer a choice during setup  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(98)
		Insurance company does the right thing by helping those most in need. Just kidding, they pick out people in a database who probably have life-threatening illnesses and investigate them for fraud so they can drop their coverage  (consumerist.com)	(168)

J.D. Hayworth goes on openly lesbian host Rachel Maddow's show to defend his comments equating gay marriage, and lays out a persuasive argument that astounds even Maddow... just kidding, he makes an ass of himself and fails it hard  (msnbc.msn.com)

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(WWL)

The City of New Orleans encourages tourists to take pictures of police officers in action. Just kidding, they'll haul your ass to jail for that  (wwl.com)

(92)

		Victoria Jackson provides thoughtful insight into gun control. Just kidding, she says she was accosted outside a nightclub and wished she had a gun so she could blow her attacker's brains out. Because clearly, guns solve all problems  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)	(207)
		Man stops two teenagers from stealing beer from his restaurant. Police arrive and arrest the two yobs. Nah just kidding, they arrest the restaurant owner for assault and battery and let the boys go  (dailymail.co.uk)	(102)

Chris Chelios' return to the NHL at age 48 with the Thrashers was stellar as he scored a goal and assisted on the game winner to propel Atlanta to a big win. Just kidding, he actually caused both goals with mistakes in a 2-1 loss  (ajc.com)

(25)

		A letter to my daughters about weed  (open.salon.com)	(556)
		A Mississippi high school takes the occasion of a lesbian student wanting to attend prom with her girlfriend and wear a tuxedo as a chance to teach everyone a lesson on tolerance. Nah, just kidding, they cancelled the whole damn thing  (news.yahoo.com)	(444)

A blind man with a seeing-eye dog who was denied entry at a Subway restaurant files outlandish lawsuits with claims that the experience has caused him unimaginable stress. Just kidding, he just won't eat there anymore  (cbc.ca)

(207)

(Some Hockey Guy)

Still basking in the glow of the U.S./Canada gold medal game, NBC's tilt between the Blackhawks and Red Wings is a ratings juggernaut. Just kidding, the ratings suck even worse than before  (lastangryfan.com)

(50)

Muslims upset over suicide bombings and terror attacks carried out in their name. Just kidding, they're OUTRAGED because a Scottish pub is named Medina  (news.stv.tv)

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(Some Guy)

Sen. Bunning's office inundated with respectful, calm pleas from lefties to change his position. Just kidding; they're receiving bomb threats  (gatewaypundit.firstthings.com)

(304)

Pat Robertson offers compassionate words of encouragement to the people of Chile over their natural tragedy. Just kidding. He says they had it coming for making god angry. Bonus:"...personal hero of mine, Augusto Pinochet"  (open.salon.com)

(194)

		Senate votes in favor of extending unemployment benefits. Just kidding, Jim Bunning (R-KY) holds up the process, tells his Democratic colleagues "tough shiat" and complains about missing a basketball game  (dailykos.com)	(131)
(Some Guy)		HOA applauds couple that plants a drought-tolerant garden in drought-plagued Southern California. Just kidding. They fine them and threaten to jail them  (mnn.com)	(224)

(Some Guy)

Saudi Arabia passes law criminalizing miscarriages. Just kidding, it's legislation passed in Utah and it's now waiting on the governor's signature  (clevelandleader.com)

(209)

White conservative rapper plays to thousands at CPAC. Just kidding; nobody showed  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)

(184)

		TSA winning the hearts and minds of traveling public. Just kidding....they make a four year-old take off leg braces so he can't walk  (philly.com)	(338)
		While the rest of the nation fights over Obamacare, Tennessee's own "TennCare" system has been a resounding success these past several years. Just kidding, it consumes 24% of their budget and is still under tremendous debt  (tennessean.com)	(317)

		Cheney states he thinks Obama is doing a great job on national defense. Nah, just kidding, he says we're all going to die and we deserve it for voting Democrat  (washingtonpost.com)	(176)
		Martin Scorsese will seek to stretch in new creative ways with his next film. Nah just kidding, he wants Robert DeNiro to star in a movie about the mob  (abcnews.go.com)	(41)

Indianapolis Colts president congratulates the Saints on winning the Super Bowl. Just kidding, he threw his offensive line under the bus  (sports.espn.go.com)

(158)

Researchers use DNA analysis to find cure for cancer. Just kidding -- they used it to prove that when you drink tequila, you're drinking worm DNA  (labspaces.net)

(28)

GOP proposes budget, including privatizing social security, slashing benefits. Democrats: "Okay, let's vote on it." Republicans: "Just kidding, LOL. You didn't think we were serious, did you?"  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)

(185)

(Bozeman Chronicle)		Police officer delivers stern lecture to man after arresting him for shoplifting school supplies for his kids. Just kidding; after citing and releasing the suspect, the officer used his own money to buy food for the guy's family  (dailychronicle.com)	(229)
		Sheriff Joe Arpaio hands over documents that will prove or disprove he racially profiled people during his controversial crime sweeps. Just kidding. A deputy shredded them all  (azcentral.com)	(215)
		Jimmie Johnson is so over that wreck in Texas last season and is ready to get started with the new season. Nah just kidding, he whines like a little girl and wants Sam Hornish to apologize for being knocked into him by David Reutimann  (nascar.com)	(32)

(Veterans Today)		Christians at the US Air Force Academy welcome the addition of a permanent Wicca worship area. Just kidding, they threw put big ass cross on it  (veteranstoday.com)	(566)
(WGNTV)		Reporter asks Mel Gibson if his new movie will "change perceptions of you." Mel calls him "sugar tits." Nah, just kidding. He calls him "a**hole." [video]  (wgntv.com)	(102)
		President Obama fulfills promise to eliminate corporate cronyism in federal government. Just kidding, his weatherization chief has been giving handouts to her business exec husband's tiny window company  (townhall.com)	(58)

(My Fox Phoenix)		Prison rehabilitates offenders, as proven by man who served four years for sex abuse and crimes against children, and is now a counselo... just kidding, he raped two underaged girls the day he was released and is now looking at 45 years  (myfoxphoenix.com)	(384)
		Sarah Palin wants Rahm Emanuel to be fired for shady, potentially illegal backroom deals. Nah, just kidding, it's because he described far-left activist groups as "farking retarded"  (news.yahoo.com)	(328)

(Albany Times Union)

Good Samaritan stops to help injured people after taxi flips over. Just kidding, he robbed it while the people were trapped inside  (timesunion.com)

(29)

(Some Guy)

New York officials lift cell-phone ban after data shows it was ineffective in reducing crashes. Just kidding, they ignored the results and still blamed the phones  (9wsyr.com)

(30)

US takes the high road and avoids conflicting with China over the Google situation. Just kidding, we're selling $6 billion of "F*ck China" to Taiwan    (businessweek.com)

(90)

(Goal.com)

US Soccer team starts World Cup year with convincing win. Just kidding, they got trounced by a third world country  (goal.com)

(73)

		TSA agent: I found cocaine in your bag. Just kidding, I planted it. Have a nice day  (philly.com)	(235)
		President Obama congratulates Brown on a fine campaign. Just kidding, he blames Bush for the voters not picking a Democrat. "People are angry and they are frustrated because of what's happened over the last eight years"  (abcnews.go.com)	(220)

(The Pulse)

Hospital decides to lead by example by hiring only healthy people, will employ only vegetarians with low cholesterol, blood pressure and body fat index. Just kidding, they're singling out those evil smokers  (chattanoogapulse.com)

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		Man suffocates wife and lives happily ever after. Nah, just kidding he then cut off his own legs with circular saw and bled to death  (myfoxdfw.com)	(122)
		As expected, GOP fully embraces TEA party activists and solidifies the party's base. Just kidding, RNC isn't returning their phone calls  (thefoxnation.com)	(89)

Man takes two 12-packs from hotel store without paying. When hotel staff confronts man he collapses and dies. Wife is mortified and apologizes for husband's behavior. No, just kidding, she's suing hotel for unspecified amount  (myfoxla.com)

(184)

		Man escapes terrible fall when news crew warns him of ice on sidewalk. Just kidding, they filmed it  (youtube.com)	(16)
		Photoshop theme: Bad timing  (fark.com)	(46)

(Some Guy)

University of Tennessee players handle Lane Kiffin's abrupt departure to USC well. Just kidding: "(Expletive) him. Let's burn this (expletive) down. I don't care"  (govolsxtra.com)

(128)

Banks bailed out by American taxpayers are finally implementing responsible financial compensation practices. Just kidding, employee performance bonuses for 2009 will be 'record-busting'  (abcnews.go.com)

(100)

		Steve Forbes rips Ron Paul a new one and derides him as "nuttier than a Jiffy factory" over Audit the Fed Bill. Just kidding, "It seems pretty mild."  (forbes.com)	(45)
(Some Guy)		Outraged cyclists ask Facebook to remove group promoting violence against bicyclists. In accordance to their Terms of Use, Facebook complies. Just kidding. Facebook: "Hit the road, hipsters"  (sf.streetsblog.org)	(328)

The TSA is hard at work at correcting the problems that arose on the flight to Detroit. Just kidding, they're issuing subpoenas to bloggers. Happy New Year  (komonews.com)

(243)

Rep. Bachmann (R-Lunatic), a fervent anti-socialist, refuses to accept federal farm subsidies she's entitled to. Just kidding. Her family farm received over $250,000 in subsidies between '95 and '06  (politico.com)

(132)

In order to reduce their carbon footprint enroute to Copenhagen, Prime Minister Brown, Prince Charles and their aides all shared one fuel efficient bus...nah, just kidding, they each flew in separate chartered planes, generating tons of CO2  (dailymail.co.uk)

(62)

(Some Guy)

Roundtable with James Cameron, Peter Jackson, Quentin Tarantino, Kathryn Bigelow, Jason Reitman and Lee Daniels (3-part video goodness)  (nyccine.com)

(83)

		Lions coach Jim Schwartz says his team's indomitable will will result in victories. Just kidding. He said his team has no talent and is comprised of "castoffs" from other NFL teams  (sports.yahoo.com)	(398)
		Even in the face of a sex scandal, Tiger Woods manages to conduct himself with grace and dignity. Just kidding, he's close to cracking up and spends days alone watching cartoons  (thesun.co.uk)	(127)

Daily Kos calmly explains why Joe Lieberman is wrong on ObamaCare. Ha, just kidding. "F**K You, Senator Lieberman"  (dailykos.com)

(309)

The reviews are in: James Cameron's Avatar is an overblown mess. Just kidding, critics are calling it "jaw-dropping" and "mind-blowing"  (reuters.com)

(366)

		AT&T responds to accusations of dropped calls and shoddy network coverage by proposing a plan to increase their infrastructure by 400% by the end of 2010. Just kidding, they're punishing customers who use the most data  (hosted.ap.org)	(120)
		Total non-racist, Rush Limbaugh, compares Tiger Woods' affairs to other rich and famous philanderers... Just kidding, he says it's a black thing and blames Obama  (nydailynews.com)	(323)

(Some Chick)

Four days after a red can was placed on the customer service counter at a Kmart employees finally opened it to find springy snakes shooting out. Nah, just kidding...there was $10,380 inside  (kcrg.com)

(40)

Sarah Palin's presidential campaign will focus on substantive policy issues. Just kidding: she's already talking secret Muslim conspiracy. In Alaska, you can see Palin/Taitz 2012 campaign signs from your porch  (politico.com)

(317)

(MinnPost)

Politician uses unspent office funds for hookers and blow. Just kidding, he used it to pay down the national debt  (minnpost.com)

(77)

		German tourist tells Disney World security that he had bombs in his backpack. Ha ha, just kidding  (hosted.ap.org)	(170)
		FAA grounds 130 Boeing 777s over risk of icing up and causing midair engine shut-downs. Just kidding. They rejected NTSB and ALPA warnings, allowing them to stay in the air until 2011. Have a nice flight  (cbsnews.com)	(147)

"Tea Party Patriots" respond kindly and rationally to woman who lost her daughter and grand-daughter from lack of health insurance. Just kidding... they laugh and scream her down. Stay classy, teabaggers  (huffingtonpost.com)

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