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29 headlines found matching 'Just Kidding'
Tue July 22, 2014
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After being declared the cause of a massive collision in the German Grand Prix, Felipe Massa apologizes. Just kidding, he says everyone drives too farking fast and back in his day morans knew when to STFU
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Wanna create an off-the-hook Guy-talian dish? With the Guy Fieri Dish Generator, you can book your own ticket to Flavortown, bra
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Cops tasked with inspecting strip club do so quickly, responsibly, and professionally. Just kidding, they show up all the time and make the strippers pose for pictures
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Time)
 
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Making the most of tax write-offs, like the jet you use for commuting, or that pesky second yacht. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
SNL has fired its first cast member this summer. Five guesses who it is. Just kidding, no one knows this guy's name
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(seriouslyomg)
 
 
 
Sarah Michelle Gellar is going through some tough times and has opened a lemonade stand in order to keep up with her bills. Just kidding, it's for her kids and the proceeds are going to be split between charities Love Recycled and One Voice LA
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Just some BS propaganda perpetuated by the poors. Nah, just kidding. Anyone who has delivered pizzas to rich neighborhoods and trailer parks already knew this
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee of all people comes out and says that Todd Akin is not only ignorant and wrong, but an embarrassment to conservatives everywhere. Just kidding. He says Akin was attacked for being a good Christian
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Audi finds slapping a badge on a VW Jetta and raising the price over $10,000 is a bad business plan. Just kidding. Audi can't keep its rebadged Jetta in stock
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Mon June 30, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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BEER FACTOR: Little Old Lady Defends Convenience Store From Armed Robber. With Beer.
 
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Mexico takes loss with grace. Just kidding. They're claiming the game was rigged just like Suarez's biting incident
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Sun June 29, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Modest Red Sox hero cites luck as he hits a game-winning home run... Just kidding, Mike Napoli of the near cellar-dwelling Red Sox gleefully calls the opposing pitcher an idiot as he grins and greets his teammates
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Thu June 26, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Emmitt Smith says Johnny Football is going to prove the doubters wrong. Just kidding. Emmitt says Johnny Football is JaWalrus Russell 2.0 ;)
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Triumph the Insult Dog watched World Cup games in New York and couldn't have been more supportive of soccer fans. Just kidding. He POOPED all over them
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Fire Department Captain hears knocking on his door at night and directs the confused person to the birthday party down the street... just kidding, he decides to put a few bullets through the door to exercise his 2nd Amendment rights
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Fri May 30, 2014
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Things have gotten so bad for '80s pop singer Lisa Lisa that she is reduced to headlining fundraisers at elementary schools. Just kidding, she does it for fun and all money raised goes to help support programs at the elementary school
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Sun May 18, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lifelong Mets fan writes a sincere and thoughtful article where he reflects upon Derek Jeter's final year in professional baseball. Just kidding. He biatches and moans about all the attention Jeter is getting
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(17)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg's $100 million gift elevates Newark's failing schools to a model of educational excellence. Just kidding, they pissed all the money away
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Tue May 06, 2014
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Grandmother gets in trouble because grandson shares her cookies with classmates. Just kidding, it was actually her heroin
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Samsung takes defeat in court gracefully. Just kidding, they say the US is rigged and the jurors are morans
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The numbers are in and Rush Limbaugh's ratings have rebounded to an all-time high. Just kidding, he's now behind college and non-English-speaking stations. Fark: while Clear Channel pays him $40 million a year
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill tweets about the table reads of Episode 7. Claims all the new people are talentless hacks who don't deserve their parts. Just kidding, he claims nothing but praise and states the property is in good hands
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Thu May 01, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cop convicted for killing pedestrian while speeding... just kidding. They're not even filing charges
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Sat April 26, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Magic Johnson says Clippers owner Donald Sterling is misunderstood, and that private moments should stay private. just kidding, he says he's never going to another Clippers game again while the old racist dude still owns the team
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Fri April 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever since her dalliance with notoriety, Tan Mom has stayed out of the limelight and devotes her life working at a charity. Just kidding. She had to be restrained after getting drunk at a press conference before a celebrity boxing match with Milf mom
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Thu April 17, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
High school students get into argument over basketball game, decide to settle things on the court. Just kidding; one stabbed the other and is now charged with attempted murder
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Thu April 10, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace covered the Ultimate Warrior's death with nothing but class. Just kidding
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Apparently the "Open" part of OpenSSL refers to the hole big enough for trucks full of your website's secret data
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Sun April 06, 2014
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
A hot lesbian starts a business in conservative flyover country, only to be hounded and run out of town. Just kidding... "I never felt so accepted and so helped, from Day 1"
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Fri April 04, 2014
(The Dish)
 
 
 
Gay columnist heralds Eich's resignation. Just kidding, he "is disgusted" and compares gay activists' fanaticism to the religious right
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Sun March 30, 2014
(herworldPLUS)
 
 
 
Veteran Hong Kong actor Tony Leung is outraged that his hot 21-year-old twin daughters are sharing sexy pics of themselves on social media. Just kidding: he says they're free to do whatever they want as long as they finish school first
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