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Sun May 19, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The EEOC white knights black strippers. Chessmate, racists
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The EEOC white knights black strippers. Chessmate, racists
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Fri May 17, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Draconian Copyright laws to strangle InfoWars or How I Learned to Like Something Terrible When it Fights What Poisons Sane Discourse
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Draconian Copyright laws to strangle InfoWars or How I Learned to Like Something Terrible When it Fights What Poisons Sane Discourse
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Serious injury to Eli Manning
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Oh, look, here's someone who actually goes to jail when they refuse to testify when lawfully ordered to do so
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Yeah, we underestimated KD's calf injury. Our bad"
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(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
Suitcase full of marijuana stolen before rapper was shot and killed at Pizza Hut. Fellow rappers set to release tribute album entitled Suitcase Full of Marijuana
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Thu May 16, 2019
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Do you think that I would take a bribe?" Republican lawmaker who looks like he has dollar bills stuffed behind his ears asks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There can be only one guilty verdict
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Wed May 15, 2019
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Driver pleads insanity for crash which killed pizza delivery person, apparently not realizing 'crazy bread' is just a menu item
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Super corals offer hope to dying reefs, possible Walking Dead spinoff for Chandler Riggs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Billboard worker falls off personal injury law firm billboard. At least he'll know who to call
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Tue May 14, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
American ingenuity may contribute something soon to soccer rulebook: the "concussion substitution," where teams can take up to 10 minutes evaluating player with head injury without playing man short or burning a sub
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Mon May 13, 2019
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
California couple awarded $2 billion (with a B) in damages for getting cancer from Roundup
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Getting traded by your NBA team due to serious injury? That's a Russian thug assaultin'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Five big things to watch out for from the Supremes
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Sun May 12, 2019
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
American Airlines pilot arrested for triple homicide. Judging from his mugshot, he is disappoint
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Sat May 11, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump whines about judges having too much power to neuter him
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
If you're going to try a fake injury scam, it's probably best to check no one is filming first...so you don't end up like this guy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stone asks judge to suppress evidence against him, claiming it was obtained under false pretenses through heavily redacted documents. So now redacted documents are bad, for those trying to keep up with the latest GOP spin
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Fri May 10, 2019
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Police: Sorry we shot your son in his car, now we just need $900 for the impound fees
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(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
Owner of popular local taco shop high as balls. News at 11
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Well, maybe one regert
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Thu May 09, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
And now there are four: Roger Stone's trial judge orders she be given an unredacted copy of the Mueller report to review privately, which will make her the only person besides Mueller, Rodstien and Barr to have seen the whole thing
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
You can't yell fire in a theater, but you can eat ass on the back of a pickup
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
You can't yell fire in a theater, but you can eat ass on the back of a pickup
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
New report says Lori Loughlin is feeling confident she will not go to jail in the college admissions scandal, now claims that $500,000 was just used to buy a T-shirt at the USC gift shop and it just happened to come with an acceptance letter
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Tue May 07, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mueller fought release of Comey memos to prevent Trump and others from changing stories
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Court TV is coming back. If they include indictments, trials and impeachments of this administration they'll be on the air for decades to come
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(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
A VA prosecuter has proof of some of that election fraud Republicans were sure was happening last election because, apparently, they were doing it all
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Mon May 06, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"More than 370 former federal prosecutors who worked in Republican and Democratic administrations have signed on to a statement asserting that Mueller's findings would have produced obstruction charges against Trump - if not for the office he held"
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Sun May 05, 2019
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Newspaper editorial from that liberal bastion Salt Lake City blasts Republicans for putting party before country
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Sat May 04, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A magician and a preacher's son are accused of committing a murder by gaslight
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to former sheriff Arpaio on his bid to stop the appointment of a special prosecutor involving his contempt of court conviction. "Sorry, we can't hear you" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Fri May 03, 2019
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
James Harden "could barely see" after eye injury, says his vision was so bad he didn't even try to shoot anything farther than 35 feet away
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Media: Trump admin has obstructed investigation; White House: (hold my beer)^∞
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Thu May 02, 2019
(NPR)
 
 
 
Jury in trial of opioid company executives: "We find the defendants INCREDIBLY guilty"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Boy is sorry his classmate died after he flicked cheese onto his neck
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Wed May 01, 2019
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Racist Trump supporter convicted for making death threats to Maxine Waters and Obama. "Probably I shoulda stayed off of social media," says Trump supporter, who will now do 46 months in prison
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Racist Trump supporter convicted for making death threats to Maxine Waters and Obama. "Probably I shoulda stayed off of social media," says Trump supporter, who will now do 46 months in prison
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(Some Dad)
 
 
 
Your baby is sick and has congestion in its chest. What's the best method of helping remove it? a) Vicks on the chest b) saline or saltwater in the nose and the trusty old blue bulb c) vibrator on the baby's back
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Steve Kerr on whether he's ever played with an eye injury: "It's tough to get poked in the eye when you're on the bench cheering"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man finds a guaranteed way to get out of jury duty. This completes the ultra-rare Judge Super 5. Can we get a Sweep 6?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man finds a guaranteed way to get out of jury duty. This completes the ultra-rare Judge Super 5. Can we get a Sweep 6?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Suborning perjury is not a crime - William Barr AG
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So now that the Mueller letter to Barr expressing his dissatisfaction with Mueller's summary has been made public, it's starting to look like there's incontrovertible evidence that our attorney general committed perjury in his testimony to Congress
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Judge hands down probation and recommends that a rabbi be given his old job back. Because the rabbi led an otherwise blameless life and is apparently unlikely to try embezzling $200,000 from disabled kids a second time
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Judge hands down probation and recommends that a rabbi be given his old job back. Because the rabbi led an otherwise blameless life and is apparently unlikely to try embezzling $200,000 from disabled kids a second time
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
R. Kelly understands "underage" and "no" just as poorly as he does every other word
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Semenya appeals testosteroneya decisionya
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will Barr declare no collusion? Will Democrats declare perjury? Will Lindsey do declare he has the vapors? THIS is your Barr testimony before Senate Judiciary committee thread (~10am start)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
50 Weekileeks
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Court rules Dick Wolf's ex-wife can't revive fraud suit over divorce. Dun dun
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Sat April 27, 2019
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Want out of your failing restaurant and enormous debt? Stage a hate crime, of course
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Fri April 26, 2019
(New York Review of Books)
 
 
 
Mueller prosecutors on Trump "he did obstruct justice"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump implies McGahn committed perjury. Isn't that slander?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Connecticut judge rules eating a hashbrown while driving is not an infraction
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
And the latest food product to be dressed up with a hint of CBD is...(spins wheel) ... breakfast bars (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
State prosecutor who hosted "Cold Justice" is evading service for testimony and may be jailed. Fark: prosecutor's nickname is "giant killer". Bonus: her pic may give you a giant
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Thu April 25, 2019
(Time)
 
 
 
Well, he *is* white
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Trump just publicly accused former White House Counsel Don McGahn of committing perjury. Are presidents immune from slander and libel suits?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bayer 1Q earnings gives investors a major headache
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Wed April 24, 2019
(BBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in the UK a cop has just been found guilty of assault for using his Taser and pepper spray during an arrest, must now resort to using only harsh language
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lawyer, whose Yelp profile says he's a "personal injury attorney with honesty, integrity," arrested for using a shoe cam to look up a teenage girl's skirt. With "My life is over" mugshot goodness
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne 'getting back on his feet' after tour-canceling injury. Just how long WAS that nap?
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Dildoan on the run
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Dildoan on the run
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Tue April 23, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Manager for the 2016 No Collusion - No Obstruction tour starts his 7.5 year sentence
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Rub'n'KraftTug video is coming. Arguably the worst Kraftwerk album ever
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're going to secretly film underage girls showering on your boat, maybe you shouldn't name it "Yachts O' Trouble"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
...of course, the downside here is that Trump may conclude that his best defense is to simply never leave office
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Mon April 22, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UFC QB Mckenzie Milton discusses what it's like to sustain a devastating knee injury
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Sun April 21, 2019
(Da Yooper)
 
 
 
Michigan man: "The laws of nature say I don't need a license to hunt deer." Michigan jury 10 minutes later: "Tough, the laws of Michigan say you do"
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(Da Yooper)
 
 
 
Michigan man: "The laws of nature say I don't need a license to hunt deer." Michigan jury 10 minutes later: "Tough, the laws of Michigan say you do"
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Fri April 19, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
How big of an asshole does one have to be to get removed from dating apps Tinder and Bumble? *clicks link* ahh well that makes sense
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Life has gotten so bad for GOP House members that they're trying to escape the country
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Barr is part of the biggest criminal conspiracy in history now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone has already set out 10 legal reasons for indictment, three requirements for each count. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Oh God Yes. Some guy. Miller or something
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone has already set out 10 legal reasons for indictment, three requirements for each count. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Oh God Yes. Some guy. Miller or something
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study: Badminton players have increased risk of serious eye injury, "whether inflicted by an errant shuttlecock or someone else's racket." I say, anyone for tennis?
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Wed April 17, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Are you sufficiently prepped for redacted Mueller report release day? You know ..stocked to the rafters with booze among other things
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Mon April 15, 2019
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The foreman of Watergate grand jury #1 is eagerly awaiting the Mueller report, with just a bit more insight and wisdom than your average political spectator
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge orders indictment against some Ass unsealed, revealing an Asston of charges that have been ready to go since 2017. *mic drop*
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Indian pirates sued by major US company. Fark: for growing counterfeit potatoes that infringe on Pepsi's license
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Sun April 14, 2019
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man sues parents because they tossed his valuable porn collection. Father said, I would have done the same if I'd found a huge crack cocaine stash. Son responded, you don't understand, it was my crack collection that you tossed
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Fri April 12, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jul flung poo?
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Millions awarded to Denver woman falsely arrested, taken to jail, while naked. Department tried to settle the case for $20,000 earlier in the week, but now they owe over $3 million
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Thu April 11, 2019
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Well the options look pretty clear either don't call 911 or don't have kiddie porn
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
William Barr has now revealed four areas of redactions in the Mueller Report. Those are the parts dealing with collusion, obstruction, fraud and perjury
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Michael Avenatti charged with an additional 36 charges from the grand jury. It's one of those days
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ass-rested
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Wed April 10, 2019
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Jury undecided what to do with thumb thief. They're having trouble getting a firm grasp of the issue
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Jury undecided what to do with thumb thief. They're having trouble getting a firm grasp of the issue
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Tue April 09, 2019
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Aunt Becky in negotiations for a two year run in Full Prison Cell
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
That injury to Ozzy Osbourne? Turns out it's on a scale that would make Wolverine cringe
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Secretary Mnuchin, you're the next contestant on "So you committed perjury." Turns out you lied about Deripeska's kids benefiting from your blackmail payment sanctions relief
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Mon April 08, 2019
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
New OJ Simpson movie claims he's innocent, allegedly reveals real killer. (Spoiler: It's OJ)
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Sun April 07, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In summation, the special counsel investigation found that President Donald Trump ████████████ did ████████████ nothing ████████████ wrong ████████████ at ████████████ all. Signed, Bob Barr
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Sat April 06, 2019
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jury took just an hour to decide Harry Reid could not be believed
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jury took just an hour to decide Harry Reid could not be believed
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Claims against Bill Cosby for sexual assault settled to the plaintiffs' satisfaction in Massachusetts. Cosby's suit against the women for defaming him by saying he sexually assaulted them continues. Wait what?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Claims against Bill Cosby for sexual assault settled to the plaintiffs' satisfaction in Massachusetts. Cosby's suit against the women for defaming him by saying he sexually assaulted them continues. Wait what?
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Fri April 05, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Brace for total Armageddon. We may be headed toward a world without Sriracha
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former WFAN radio host Craig Carton gets 42 months for his ticket resale scam from Judge Colleen from New York. First time, long time
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Chicago now suing Jussie Smollett, because why the hell not?
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Thu April 04, 2019
(Independent)
 
 
 
A Nazi supporter who claimed homosexuality was 'unnatural' is accused of being unnatural with kids
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(Independent)
 
 
 
A Nazi supporter who claimed homosexuality was 'unnatural' is accused of being unnatural with kids
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Full House: The Prison Years
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Tue April 02, 2019
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas Judge accidentally resigns from the bench...by announcing his candidacy for the State Supreme Court. Real rocket surgeons you have for judges there, Texas
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
The animators at "Archer" apparently also do courtroom sketches
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
The animators at "Archer" apparently also do courtroom sketches
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Mon April 01, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Southern city apologizes for historic lynching. Fark: of Italians
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The definitive website on the OJ Simpson trial. Come for the verdict. Stay for the...uh...verdict
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Sat March 30, 2019
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lori Loughlin is very stressed about upcoming court date. Feels lost out there and all alone, waiting for a light to carry her home
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff closes the cemetery gates on Trump
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Fri March 29, 2019
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Jury finds man not guilty on all counts of premeditating anything with a concussion
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Jury finds man not guilty on all counts of premeditating anything with a concussion
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Thu March 28, 2019
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Alleged sex cult leader faints in court when asked if Michael Avenatti is one of her lawyers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In news that will surprise nobody, Mueller's report is over 300 pages long. Hopefully we can get a short four page letter that sums it up
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A guy gets out of a mental hospital still suffering from delusions. He kills a man, stabbing him 50 times and breaking his neck. He said he thought the man was a werewolf. Jury: we can't decide if he is crazy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A guy gets out of a mental hospital still suffering from delusions. He kills a man, stabbing him 50 times and breaking his neck. He said he thought the man was a werewolf. Jury: we can't decide if he is crazy
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Charlottesville hate crime driver and very fine person pleads guilty to 29 charges in exchange for escaping the death penalty
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Wed March 27, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
TheraBand lawyer: Harry Reid is responsible for his own eye injury, you're stretching it if you think it was us
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mueller is done but prosecutors say the Grand Jury is still on the job
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Tue March 26, 2019
(KGOU Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Oklahoma where the murder-for-hire trial for a 2018 candidate for governor is now sweepin' down the plane. And the allegedly mistreated tigers don't particularly smell sweet when the wind comes right behind the rain. No tag for Oklahoma, not okay
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
SCOTUS overturns lower ruling, backs Sudan in the USS Cole bombing lawsuit. Adding FU, sailors
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robert Kraft enters a not guilty plea, requests a jury trial
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man brings $1.8 Million lawsuit against his former employer, claiming that his boss bullied him to force him to resign. The method of bullying? The boss would fart in the man's office five times a day
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Woman claims online alien cult led her to shoot her boyfriend. Lawyer says she misunderstood what 'To Catch a Predator' was about
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Mon March 25, 2019
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mueller probably provided his own Cliff's Notes version of his report, so what was Barr so afraid of that it was withheld?
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Sat March 23, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge decides five times is enough, orders man to go to some other town's library next time he wants to masturbate in front of a teenager
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Wed March 20, 2019
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Lucasfilm Games is back. Now hopefully a new Tie Fighter game is on the horizon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice asked a question. The fact that this is news should tell you which one
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Tue March 19, 2019
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Robert Kraft given another chance to get off if he just admits he was guilty
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(NFL)
 
 
 
David Gettleman has no idea what he's doing
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
To make insult worse than injury man who put lead in his pencil the hard way is charged. Most likely not his best day
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Mon March 18, 2019
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Insanity at Twickenham as England need injury time score at home to rescue a draw against Scotland after having led 31-0 after half an hour
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Sun March 17, 2019
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
320-pound woman gets life sentence for sitting on, smothering girl. Florida tag gets the Sad tag to tap out
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Sat March 16, 2019
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Elvis Presley looking at jail time
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Elvis Presley looking at jail time
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mueller asks judge to delay sentencing of one-time Trump campaign aide Rick Gates because he is helping federal prosecutors with "several ongoing investigations"
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Fri March 15, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Inter-American Commission on Human Rights rules requiring Julian Assange to clean up after his own damn cat is not a violation of his human rights
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Subby just suffered a season-ending injury reading this
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A terrorist training compound in my Murica? It's more likely than you think
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Thu March 14, 2019
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
'Naked carpenter' jailed for two years after wearing see-thru tights in supermarkets and delivering parcels for Hermes while wearing jeans with a hole cut out in the crotch. I ain't signing for that package
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
'Naked carpenter' jailed for two years after wearing see-thru tights in supermarkets and delivering parcels for Hermes while wearing jeans with a hole cut out in the crotch. I ain't signing for that package
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Orioles Chris Davis (2018 avg. of .168) went one for two following a hip injury. Or as Davis calls one for two, an amazing 2019
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson twenty & nine million poorer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson twenty & nine million poorer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Facebook under criminal investigation by prosecutors with the United States attorney's office for the Eastern District of New York. Huh, wonder if that's why all their shiat crapped the bed yesterday
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Wed March 13, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez murders again
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez murders again
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Manafort just indicted by Manhattan DA. BOOM
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Libertarian zookeeper on trial in murder for hire plot. He also ran for governor of Oklahoma in 2016. There's a joke in there somewhere
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Tue March 12, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Artificial being gets 55 years for armed robbery. By your command
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Artificial being gets 55 years for armed robbery. By your command
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
The first subpoenas have gone out in the criminal probe of that fraudulent House election in NC. It's almost like they think something was wrong there
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Two racist white men brutally attacked a random black man - then drove 18 miles to assault another, but the big question is how come one has perfectly plucked brows?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There's "Staten Island," and then there's "strangle your wife and wheel her corpse through the streets Staten Island"
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Mon March 11, 2019
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Got cancer? You just need to burp more, let a creepy guy feel your boobies (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat March 09, 2019
(Insider)
 
 
 
R. Kelly's lawyer from his 2008 trial is dying of cancer and wants everyone to know Kelly was 'guilty as hell'
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Fri March 08, 2019
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Toobin has a very George Bluth understanding of the law
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Thu March 07, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort sentenced to 47 months in prison. Judge says he "lived an otherwise blameless life." In other news, are we not drug testing judges?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mueller to give his report to the AG on Friday, says a rock solid source, more rock solid than the last one, I mean realllllly rock solid this time, I swear, and it will include collusion, promise
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo tells Michael Caputo it's only a perjury trap if you lie, and even then it's not a trap if you know the rules going into it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Taco Tuesday. New hotness: Indictment Friday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul will begin to find out just how Manhe'sf*cked he really is today
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Co-president Hannity says the Democratic oversight is a "perjury trap" and orders all witnesses to plead the fifth
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Wed March 06, 2019
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
DOJ's apparent policy is that a sitting president cannot be indicted without impeachment. But nobody said that applies to the states
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Judge rules Mongols can keep trademarked logo
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(Chron)
 
 
 
TX Judge who told a Jury to overturn a verdict against a woman accused of child sex trafficking because "God told him she was innocent" and then blamed delirium for the episode is given a stern "don't do it again" by the judicial discipline committee
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(Chron)
 
 
 
TX Judge who told a Jury to overturn a verdict against a woman accused of child sex trafficking because "God told him she was innocent" and then blamed delirium for the episode is given a stern "don't do it again" by the judicial discipline committee
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
GWB: Gardening While Black
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(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Plaintiff's case over Roundup is so strong his lawyer gets sanctioned over her opening statement
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(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Plaintiff's case over Roundup is so strong his lawyer gets sanctioned over her opening statement
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
In a move that is in no way ominous, DOJ flat out drops case against Aaron Schock (R-eally sorry. Was that wrong?)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gayle King calmly allows R.Kelly to demonstrate his guilt
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What the hell, Drew? Did you change the layout of Fark again? I will never forgive you for this. May you DIAF. Looks nice, by the way. Love the new functions
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Tue March 05, 2019
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's not just SCOTUS - Dems are going to have a lot of courts to un-corrupt when this is over
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
An appeals court orders a new trial for a Hindu doctor because a juror was upset that he didn't place his hand on a Bible when being sworn in. God bless America
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
An appeals court orders a new trial for a Hindu doctor because a juror was upset that he didn't place his hand on a Bible when being sworn in. God bless America
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Mon March 04, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Brett Kavanaugh looks up from his beer, declares that states' refusal to use taxpayer funds to restore churches is "pure discrimination"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Now that Trey Gowdy isn't there to do the grilling, public House hearings have become useless according to Fox News "contributor" Trey Gowdy
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Sun March 03, 2019
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man who tries to get out of jury duty by shouting "he is guilty, he is guilty" outside the courtroom does, in fact, get out of jury duty
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man who tries to get out of jury duty by shouting "he is guilty, he is guilty" outside the courtroom does, in fact, get out of jury duty
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Sat March 02, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You left water for illegal border crossers? That'll be 15 months of probation and a nice fine
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
High school student lives a real-life 50 First Dates after she suffered a sports injury in 2017 that left her with anterograde amnesia
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Thu February 28, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
To help prove he's really a right and upstanding citizen, Robert Kraft hires a lawyer who is close friends of Brett 'The Keg' Kavanaugh
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jim Jordan (R-eally an idiot) busts out the GOP's monkey paw to demand the DOJ investigate Cohen for perjury in his testimony to Congress yesterday. This certainly cannot backfire in any way
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Should have had a lawyer
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Wed February 27, 2019
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Police inform suspect arrested for DUI that warrantless roadside blood draws are mandatory. Courts: The police were mistaken, but we'll let it slide and allow the evidence since their hearts were in the right place
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(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
Just when you thought you couldn't have more hate for pharma companies, along comes Insys to prove you wrong
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Tue February 26, 2019
(The State)
 
 
 
Duke's Zion Williamson to miss a second game due to his knee injury. Nike now looks to increase their profits by developing knee braces to go along with their exploding shoes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets already in midseason form as another starting infielder goes down with an injury
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
In retrospect, expert's "How to make child pron" exhibit might have been a bad idea
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(CNBC)
 
Video
 
Do you use emojis? Congrats, you could go to jail. ;-)
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
You won't believe this but Andrew Miller has lost yet another battle to have Robert Mueller's investigation ruled illegal, for the same reason every similar battle has been lost
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Plainclothes police officer planning to argue he "stood his ground" against a stranded motorist he shot dead after the motorist pulled a concealed gun when the officer failed to identify himself, and kept firing AFTER motorist threw away his gun
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cardinal Pell granted free education in criminal justice
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Mon February 25, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
SCOTUS reminds the 9th Circuit that Federal Judges serve for life, but not a second longer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Motorcycle theft blamed for 'Globe of Death' accident which resulted in... injury
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Katie Price found 'very drunk' after crash. Good thing she's equipped with airbags
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Sun February 24, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
R. Kelly can't make bail after he fails to come up with $100,000. Where's that super tiny violin?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If my math is correct, this works out to around $63 an hour, which ain't too bad all things considered. Well, okay, maybe there are some things to consider after all
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Sat February 23, 2019
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Defense for murder suspect goes with the old "The victim faked her death and moved to Canada while auditioning for a horror film" reasoning. That should convince the jury
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ryan Zinke's casino deal being investigated by grand jury
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses charges against Schlitterbahn Waterpark officials over 10-year-old boy decapitated on their Verrückt water slide in 2016 because Kansas
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Fri February 22, 2019
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mueller's memo on Manafort might finally prove collusion
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Cascadia Subduction Zone: "You know what? I'm just gonna have a lie-in for a bit this morning"
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Thu February 21, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The injury Zion Williamson suffered early in the Duke/UNC game has led many to ask this question: why should he risk his future NBA career just to give Coach K yet another title?
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
What's your favorite film in which a head injury has been spun into a nifty plot device? Besides "Scanners"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And El Chapo is going to walk free because Bubba can't stay off his twitter account
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And El Chapo is going to walk free because Bubba can't stay off his twitter account
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Wed February 20, 2019
(Politico)
 
 
 
Wow, it's almost as if you shouldn't taunt the dynamite judge while drawing crosshairs on their pics
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Tue February 19, 2019
(MSN)
 
 
 
Whitaker seems to have committed perjury by claiming Trump never pressured him to obstruct justice
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ruth Bader Ginsburg is back on the bench hearing oral arguments this morning
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Not news: dog bites man. News: man bites dog. Fark: dog shoots man. Ultrafark: man loses right to guns after dog shoots him
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The naked women adorning Britain's churches. The jury is still out on the naked altar boys
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Mon February 18, 2019
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you're accused of murder, you might want to clear your phone's search history, lest the police find you're looking for info on "how do police find DNA"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The Georgia Supreme Court delivered a blow to DUI prosecutions, saying a driver's refusal to have their breath tested cannot be used against them at trial. The court ruled part of the state's DUI law violates protections against self-incrimination
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Or, and hear me out on this, Paul Manafort could simply not have broken the plea agreement and meddled in an ongoing investigation
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Or, and hear me out on this, Paul Manafort could simply not have broken the plea agreement and meddled in an ongoing investigation
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Sun February 17, 2019
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If you're accused of a violent felony in Georgia, do you bribe: (a) the judge, (b) the prosecutor, or (c) the speaker of the house? Fark: completely legally
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Sat February 16, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Family wins $37M judgement against cop who shot woman during standoff ... which is then overturned by judge. It's the Baltimore way. You get nothing. Good day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Family wins $37M judgement against cop who shot woman during standoff ... which is then overturned by judge. It's the Baltimore way. You get nothing. Good day
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rep. Cummings: Trump's own lawyers have committed perjury to this committee. Difficulty: Not Cohen
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Fri February 15, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Manaf*cked is going to die a pauper in prison. And that's only for the crimes in the EDVA
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Roger Stone gagged. You know it ain't the first time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cover your balls and hide your beer, the Notorious RBG is back in the building
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Thu February 14, 2019
(San Mateo Daily Journal)
 
 
 
♬ So no one told you life was gonna be this waaay... *clapclapclapclap* / You stole 3 million bucks, from your H.O.A... / 'Cause you embezzled like a racketeer / Well it hasn't been your day, your sentence: Four months and three years... ♬
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(San Mateo Daily Journal)
 
 
 
♬ So no one told you life was gonna be this waaay... *clapclapclapclap* / You stole 3 million bucks, from your H.O.A... / 'Cause you embezzled like a racketeer / Well it hasn't been your day, your sentence: Four months and three years... ♬
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Celebrity Big Brother's second season made history [Warning: spoilers]
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
President Trump is immune from impeachment if Special Counsel Mueller can't share his evidence. If Attorney General nominee William Barr attempts to suppress it, there's a way around him thanks to Watergate
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Wife says Chicago officer assaulted in Connecticut prison. Subby wasn't aware Chicago's jurisdiction extended that far
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Attorneys were not LMAO after juror in murder trial posts about it on Facebook
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Attorneys were not LMAO after juror in murder trial posts about it on Facebook
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Wed February 13, 2019
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
FEC receives amended filing from pro-Trump Super PAC disclosing $1 million more in contributions than before, asks where the hell the money came from, sounds pissed. Yes the PAC paid Manafort
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Tue February 12, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
El Chapo found El Guilty
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Mon February 11, 2019
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Man with head injury: "Doc, Doc, Will I be able to play the piano?" Doctor: "Sure, I don't see why not." Man with head injury: " Great, I never could before"
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Sun February 10, 2019
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Not news: Phone scammer tries to get money from elderly couple. News: When the scam fails, he threatens violence. Fark: Against a former FBI and CIA Director
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Sat February 09, 2019
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Worst British Tourist Ever gets six months in an Indonesian prison for being rebellious. Why, yes, there *is* video of the offense that led to the sentence, also known as "Exhibit A"
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Fri February 08, 2019
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Gronk suffers beer injury during Patriot's victory parade
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Lorena Bobbitt regrets being cut off from the national conversation about domestic violence
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The tragicomedy that is Russiagate has entered the "eating their own" stage of the proceedings as Conspiracy theorist Jerome Corsi, sues Roger Stone for $25 mil claiming he tried to give him a heart attack to keep him from testifying
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Wed February 06, 2019
(Politico)
 
 
 
House Intel Committee: Counsel Mueller, could you do us a huge favor, and glance over these interview transcripts of witnesses interviewed by the Committee in the Russia-gate matter, and bring perjury charges as appropriate? Thanks
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Tue February 05, 2019
(The Local)
 
 
 
The stolen Swedish crown jewels may have been found. Fark: on top of a garbage bin
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Looks like Pence is going to be implicated in Trump's criminal conspiracy. Mother will be displeased
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Unspecified injury forces The Foo Fighters to cancel concert. They announced it on Twitter, but this should serve as notice to the rest the rest the rest of you
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Sun February 03, 2019
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We traced the Russian attacks... they're coming FROM INSIDE THE LEGAL SYSTEM
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Sat February 02, 2019
(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
One day Mueller filed four sealed indictments. The next day Roger Stone's houses were searched and he was charged. This Thursday Mueller filed four more sealed indictments. Draw your own conclusions
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(Some Now Broke Guy)
 
 
 
If you're storing your Bitcoin in Canada's largest cryptocurrency vault, QuadrigaCX, you may be saddened to hear that its founder has died. Please send any suggestions you might have of the location of the vault's keys to the board of directors
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Fri February 01, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
El Chapo jury to retire after 35 days. The rest of us still have to wait until we're sixty-five
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Thu January 31, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox News poll: RBG is America's favorite Supreme Court justice, followed by BEER
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump takes a knee against disproportionate use of police force. Kap approves
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Rand Paul awarded $580K for damages resulting from the Bowling Green Massacre
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Rand Paul awarded $580K for damages resulting from the Bowling Green Massacre
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Wed January 30, 2019
(The Local)
 
 
 
Swiss policeman fined for speeding while chasing criminals. While prosecutors agreed he was acting in line with his work, his excuse for going 92 in a 50 zone was full of holes
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Not even a gag order will silence Roger Stone, which is great news for Mueller
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
After eleven weeks of prosecutors making their case, the defense in El Chapo's trial rests in only thirty minutes. Admittedly, it doesn't take a whole long time to say "Whatever, I'll just dig my way out again" even in legalese
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
After eleven weeks of prosecutors making their case, the defense in El Chapo's trial rests in only thirty minutes. Admittedly, it doesn't take a whole long time to say "Whatever, I'll just dig my way out again" even in legalese
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Police might have obstructed the investigation into fellow officers' game of Russian Roulette
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(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
Homeless man breaks into mortuary, has sex with a corpse. He is no longer homeless
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Mon January 28, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The US DOJ just charged one of China's largest tech firms and its senior executives with fraud and sanctions violations. No Way. Hau-wei
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
The indictment of Roger Stone explained in detail by a non-lawyer. "and Person 2 is like, 'yeah ok but YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ASSANGE HOOKUP REMEMBER? KEEP MY NAME OUT YO MOUF' "
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Fri January 25, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
WOOF
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out the sinister source of the tip-off which allowed CNN to catch the Roger Stone raid on camera was a liberal conspiracy known in elite secret circles as "investigative journalism"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So it turns out it was a bad idea for Manafort to agree to a plea deal with Mueller and then lie to him anyway. Entire Republican party seen sweating profusely
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former NJ Attorney general says the FBI doesn't go the "pre-dawn raid with a full tactical team" route when making arrests for funsies, so there's "a reason" they took Stone down that way
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to decide whether you can beat a DUI by passing out after you are arrested
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mueller got Stoned
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Thu January 24, 2019
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge gives Manafort the only thing he ever really wanted. A threesome with his wife and a blonde?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge gives Manafort the only thing he ever really wanted. A threesome with his wife and a blonde?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Running an unlicensed day care and killing an infant? Ninety days in jail
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Wed January 23, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man tackled for driving his own car while black awarded $1.25 million apology by jury
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Tue January 22, 2019
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Without unilateral action by Congress, the Trump shutdown will force the Mueller Investigation to put its Grand Jury on hiatus by the end of the week. How convenient
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Freshman Democrat on the House Judiciary Committee: Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh 'likely' will be investigated for perjury
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Mon January 21, 2019
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Notorious RBG gets cameo in 'Lego Movie 2'; and, adding insult to injury, an official minifig with hands larger than Trump's real ones
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