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Thu March 18, 2010
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(Little Green Footballs) Interesting Charles Johnson, on 'Alternative Right': This is where the party ends, I can't stand here listening to you and your racist friends  (littlegreenfootballs.com) (109)
(Washington Post) Interesting Larry Flynt to write history of presidents' sex lives. Suggested titles include "From Johnson to Bush" and "There's A Reason They Called Millard 'Fillmore'"  (voices.washingtonpost.com) (65)

Tue March 16, 2010
(Starpulse) Cool Jack Johnson is giving 100% of his tour profits to his favorite charities this year  (starpulse.com) (19)

Mon March 08, 2010
(Yahoo) Amusing Knicks go 0-18 from 3 in loss to the Nets. Don't worry though Knick fans, next year you'll be paying Michael Redd and Joe Johnson $30m a year to miss those 3's  (sports.yahoo.com) (57)

Fri March 05, 2010
(Chud) Stupid Hugh Jackman may play Lyndon Johnson in a movie about Martin Luther King before he does Wolverine 2? Whaaaa???  (chud.com) (34)

Thu February 25, 2010
(Folio) Obvious Magic Johnson calls off plan to acquire struggling publisher of Ebony and Jet magazines, says he couldn't guarantee black ink  T-Shirt  (foliomag.com) (29)

Mon February 08, 2010
(The New York Times) Interesting China quietly buying up stakes in major companies such as Apple, Coca-Cola, Johnson & Johnson, Motorola and Visa. How hard is it to learn Mandarin?  (nytimes.com) (65)

Fri February 05, 2010
(NASCAR) Dumbass Jimmie Johnson is so over that wreck in Texas last season and is ready to get started with the new season. Nah just kidding, he whines like a little girl and wants Sam Hornish to apologize for being knocked into him by David Reutimann  (nascar.com) (32)

Thu February 04, 2010
(Contact Music) Silly Fans believe it isn't fair that AC/DC plays the same setlist at every stop on their new tour. Honestly, though...how can they tell the difference?  (contactmusic.com) (48)

Wed February 03, 2010
(News.com.au) Hero AC/DC's Brian Johnson to Bono and Bob Geldof: "STFU and spend some of your own money."  (news.com.au) (59)

Tue February 02, 2010
(The Tennessean) Amusing How sure were the Tennessee Titans that RB Chris Johnson would put up big numbers like rushing for 2,006 yards? His base salary was only $385,000 this year and $560,000 for next year. Yeah, he wants a raise  (tennessean.com) (59)

Thu January 28, 2010
(Starpulse) Fail How Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's role in "The Tooth Fairy" brings back memories of Sly Stallone in "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot" and other tough-guy fail films  (starpulse.com) (124)

Sun January 17, 2010
(Washington Post) Fail Johnson & Johnson, fresh from recalling half their products for smelling like ass, is under indictment for racketeering. Sorry, a Band-Aid won't fix all that  (washingtonpost.com) (22)

Sat January 09, 2010
(LA Times) Obvious Charles Johnson: "The kinds of hate mail and the kinds of attacks I am getting from the right wing are way beyond anything I got when I was criticizing the left or even radical Islam"  (latimes.com) (274)

Thu January 07, 2010
(E! Online) Stupid And so it begins: Poorly tattooed Asian Myspace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila fights with Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips over Casey Johnson's dogs  (eonline.com) (104)

Wed January 06, 2010
(New York Daily News) Silly New York Knicks reportedly ignored Magic Johnson's ticket request because he once criticized ex-coach Isiah Thomas. If true, Farkers will never be allowed to attend another Knicks game, ever  (nydailynews.com) (31)

Tue January 05, 2010
(ESPN) Cool Randy Johnson announces retirement. Birds, photographers rejoice  (sports.espn.go.com) (87)
(MTV) Followup MTV's self-fulfilling trifecta of cosmic stupidity: Tila Tequila, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton's reaction to Casey Johnson's death  (mtv.com) (153)

Mon January 04, 2010
(The Superficial) Sad Casey Johnson, heir of Johnson & Johnson, found dead. Early reports citing Tequila overdose  (thesuperficial.com) (122)
(NASCAR) Spiffy Defending NASCAR champion Jimmie Johnson to be a father, with crew chief Chad Knaus expected to feed baby and change diapers in under 14 seconds  (nascar.com) (22)

Fri December 18, 2009
(ESPN) Stupid The New York Yankees trade a broken Wang for a limp Johnson  (sports.espn.go.com) (26)

Sat December 12, 2009
(UPI) Silly Bird-shaped restaurant headed for auction. Owners not expecting to tern a profit, but admit they have no egrets. Yes, these puns are ostrich, but owl bet there'll be more  (upi.com) (90)

Tue December 08, 2009
(The Register) PSA Judge Navin R. Johnson rules that OPTi be awarded $21.7M grab from Apple in patent infringement case  (theregister.co.uk) (48)

Wed December 02, 2009
(Wired) Interesting For the past eight years, blue whales have the hell been singing in lower and lower notes, baffling scientists. Global warming? Ambient Noise? Recovered whale numbers? LDS?  (wired.com) (124)

Sun November 22, 2009
(NASCAR) Florida It's the final race of the 2009 NASCAR season, and Jimmie Johnson looks to win his 4th straight championship, driving away countless NASCAR fans who hate him. It's the official Ford 400 discussion thread  (nascar.com) (168)

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