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Headlines matching 'John McCain'
Wed February 08, 2012
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(Some Guy) Amusing Someone at The American Spectator has finally started asking the right questions  (spectator.org) (81)
(Salon) Followup Assuming he got any sleep last night, Mitt Romney is waking up to realize that last night was his own personal hell. Here's what losing to Santorum might cost him  (salon.com) (166)
(Washington Post) Followup Santorum surges with surprise threesome  (washingtonpost.com) (154)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Think Progress) Obvious Actual headline: Indoor Tanning Industry Backs Boehner  (thinkprogress.org) (48)
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Will Santorum surge sap Romney's momentum? Will Gingrich give up and move on to a younger, more attractive state? And what the hell is up with RON PAUL? It's your official Minnesota caucus thread  (businessweek.com) (30)
(Washington Times) Unlikely Santorum surge warnings posted in Colorado and Minnesota  (washingtontimes.com) (21)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass New debate coach turns around the Florida election and saves the Romney campaign. Romney being Romney, you can guess what happens next  (news.yahoo.com) (145)
(Reuters) Interesting Will Romney score back-to-back victories? Will the Sinful State forgive Newt's angry womanizing? Will there be another Santorum surge? And what about RON PAUL? It's your official Nevada Republican caucus thread  (reuters.com) (320)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing When you buy a hotdog near the Super Bowl over the next few days, you will be buying from an unofficial undercover Homeland Security Agent  (infowars.com) (110)
(Politico) Fail Congressional Republicans are fiercely debating whether they should even try to formulate a policy agenda this year, or whether they should just keep going with "Obama sucks and we have nothing to offer"  (politico.com) (108)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Salon) Interesting Is it possible that Obama wanted the GOP to treat him like the Antichrist?  (salon.com) (120)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious The "electability" argument is bankrupt on both philosophical and practical grounds. It destroys the party's soul and guarantees defeat  (spectator.org) (104)
(The Nation) Hero Palin Targets Republican Politburo  (thenation.com) (125)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Wow, Newt Gingrich is just like Hillary Clinton Except not at all In any way  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (67)


Mon January 30, 2012
(American Thinker) Obvious There are six primary methods of eliminating potential challengers with the tacit cooperation of the mainstream media, and they have been in full display this primary season  (americanthinker.com) (167)
(Yahoo) Sad And they say Republicans can't do comedy  (news.yahoo.com) (116)


Sun January 29, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Obvious Republicans love Romney  (tampabay.com) (41)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass It isn't normal for vice presidents to give speeches in Indian accents, but on Biden it is  (dailymail.co.uk) (87)


Thu January 26, 2012
(UPI) Amusing Romney wants Castro to self-deport himself right off the planet. Wait, when did Cuba get a space program? Why are we just hearing about this now? IT'S A CONSPIRACY  (upi.com) (30)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Red State) Sad Difference between the 2008 and 2012 primaries? In 2008, Democrats fight over two highly electable candidates. In 2012, Republicans fight over two highly flawed candidates and neither side thinks the other can win  (redstate.com) (71)


Mon January 23, 2012
(CNN) Asinine How does Santorum respond to the (now cliche) old lady calling Obama an "avowed Muslim"? With crickets   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (125)
(Boston Herald) Obvious The GOP needs George Bush back  (bostonherald.com) (69)


Sun January 22, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Amusing Newt's epic crushing of Mitt Romney, the Republican establishment's anointed candidate, has thrown the normally well-oiled GOP into a full-blown, pant-shiatting panic  (thedailybeast.com) (272)
(Politico) Followup 10. Start putting your money on Obama in November and keep betting until the house runs out of paper  (politico.com) (87)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Amusing Here's John McCain's 200 page opposition research file on Mitt Romney  (buzzfeed.com) (50)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Spinner) Hero Cyndi Lauper discovers one of her songs is used in an ad discrediting Mitt Romney, pulls it. Not because she's a supporter; she said "Romney can discredit himself without the use of my work"  (spinner.com) (60)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Interesting You can't win, Republicans. If you strike RON PAUL down, Libertarianism shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine  (buzzfeed.com) (210)
(NPR) Asinine So, we're not taxing churches because...why now?  (npr.org) (216)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup The new rules of war are; 1. Kill the enemy 2. Make sure they are dead. 3. Be nice to them  (news.yahoo.com) (263)
(Huffington Post) Obvious 2000 John McCain steps out of time machine to call Citizens United "one of the worst decisions I have ever seen"  (huffingtonpost.com) (92)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Stephen Colbert says Mitt Romney's opponents are piling on him like Newt on a younger, healthier wife  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (38)
(Arizona Star) Amusing How low is the bar set for Rick Perry? He just impressed locals in South Carolina by recognizing okra. Reporters eagerly standing by to see if he orders a "pop" or "soda"  (azstarnet.com) (133)
(Huffington Post) Interesting It turns out McCain didn't want to be President  (huffingtonpost.com) (100)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine In case anyone cares, Newt Gingrich gets the all-important "former first dude of Alaska" endorsement   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (42)
(Washington Post) Dumbass "Never get involved in politics if you have a mortgage. Now watch this drive"  (washingtonpost.com) (83)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Hard to say really. I think these are either pictures of John McCain endorsing Mitt Romney or Mr. Potter plotting to murder George Bailey  (media.talkingpointsmemo.com) (38)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Sen. John McCain: "I am confident with the leadership and backing of the American people, President Obama will turn this country around"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (150)
(Mother Jones) Interesting Will New Hampshire's much-hyped bloc of independent voters give Jon Huntsman and Ron Paul a win? Probably not, because they don't exist  (motherjones.com) (20)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Boston.com) Followup Crazy Eyes now has to decide between re-election or bleaching her hair and working for Fox  (boston.com) (87)
(Fox News) Dumbass Gingrich: "I represent a genuine insurgency." Apparently didn't get the memo explaining how the U.S. deals with insurgents  (foxnews.com) (43)
(MSNBC) Interesting Jon Huntsman is a nihilist! Fark me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of Romney's flip flopping, Dude, at least it's an ethos  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (19)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Fox News) Scary Fox News explores whether every musician except Kid Rock is part of a secret conspiracy to keep all the really good campaign songs away from the GOP  (foxnews.com) (251)
(Buzzfeed) Obvious McCain to endorse Romney. In related news, hotel rooms are going fast for Obama's second inauguration ceremony next January  (buzzfeed.com) (85)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Fox News) Obvious Motherfarkin' caucuses, how do they work? Fox News readers want to know  (foxnews.com) (97)


Mon January 02, 2012
(The New Yorker) Interesting Top GOP electoral outcomes the press is secretly hoping for: 1) RON PAUL because RON PAUL, 2) Huntsman because hot daughters and wife, 3) a late entry because no, not Santorum, he's at 5)  (newyorker.com) (34)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Richmond Times-Dispatch) Asinine Today in "I'm fairly certain this is illegal" news: The Virginia GOP will make Republican primary voters sign a loyalty pledge to back the nominee, regardless of who wins, or they won't be allowed to vote  (www2.timesdispatch.com) (243)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Reason Magazine) Interesting Who is more anti-science, Republicans or Democrats? Correct  (reason.com) (190)
(Daily Kos) Interesting Montanans launch Recall of Senators Max Baucus and Jonathan Tester, who approved NDAA Military Detention. The issue of federal official recall has never reached the federal courts  (dailykos.com) (186)


Thu December 22, 2011
(CBS News) Interesting Karl Rove joins the list of pinko commie lie-brals who believe the GOP is taking the wrong tack when dealing with the income tax break  (cbsnews.com) (69)
(Short List) Interesting Julianne Moore gives the best impersonation of Sarah Palin by an actress from 30 Rock since Tina Fey. Hands down  (shortlist.com) (103)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Sarah Palin says it's not too late to send her more money  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (111)
(Politico) Obvious Conservatives and Republican elites in Iowa want voters to ignore Ron Paul win because it might kill the first-in-the-nation caucuses, not realizing that one does not simply ignore RON PAUL  (politico.com) (117)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Pravda) Ironic Putin about John McCain: "He was captured in Vietnam and kept in a hole for several years. Any person would have bats in the belfry after that"  (english.pravda.ru) (52)
(Reuters) Unlikely Tea Party groups have evolved into increasingly sophisticated and effective network of activists. With helpful pic of what sophisticated, effective activist might look like  (reuters.com) (77)
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious Is the GOP handing Obama another term?  (chicagotribune.com) (144)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Followup New poll says Iowans are jazzed over Newt Gingrich, be-bopped over Ron Paul, waltzed over Mitt Romney, and yakkity saxed over Michelle Bachmann   (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (121)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Fox News) Interesting Fox News columnists discuss why Mitt Romney is like Jan Brady. And no, it's not because you used to touch yourself while thinking about him and Marcia  (foxnews.com) (31)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Think Progress) Stupid Senator McCain: Well, instead of those lower income tax breaks, how about tax cuts for corporations? Don't understand why no one's ever thought of that. In addition, we should offer tax cuts for corporations  (thinkprogress.org) (81)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Huffington Post) Scary "It's not enough just to be alleged to be a terrorist. That's part of what due process is -- deciding, are you a terrorist?" - Rand Paul (B-roken Clock)  (huffingtonpost.com) (186)


Fri December 02, 2011
(USA Today) Fail That wet splat you just heard was Cain's ranking in the polls bottoming out in the single digits. That, or he just finished up with another mistress  (usatoday.com) (104)
(Politico) Followup Senate passes bill with terrifying disputation policies. House says it's not lupus  (politico.com) (39)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Washington Post) Dumbass Sen. Schumer 9/11 asks for 9/11 apology from 9/11 Sen. McCain for not 9/11 telling a funny joke. 9/11  (washingtonpost.com) (61)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Gawker) Followup Ann Coulter would like you to know that she never called John McCain a "douchebag." She called him a "dickweed." (w/ video)  (gawker.com) (65)


Tue November 29, 2011
(The Atlantic) Followup If Herman Cain drops out, you have to ask yourself, "Who benefits?" And make sure you ask that question in Rorschach's voice  (theatlantic.com) (79)


Mon November 28, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Asinine Mitt Romney was for amnesty for illegals after Reagan was for amnesty for illegals but he's against amnesty for illegals after Newt is for amnesty for illegals. Got all that? Good  (businessweek.com) (79)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Gawker) Sad There will be no Mrs. President Crazy-eyes  (gawker.com) (130)
(UPI) Obvious Romney hits Obama in new campaign ad...which completely misquotes Obama. Wait...a dishonest politician? Shut the front door  (upi.com) (76)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Fox News) Asinine Slash Medicare? Sure. Cut Social Security? Okey dokey. Take a nickel out of the defense budget? DEVASTATING  (foxnews.com) (270)


Fri November 18, 2011
(CBS News) Interesting Fifty years / By junta ruled / Now reformed / Or U.S. fooled?  (cbsnews.com) (70)


Mon November 14, 2011
(The Hill) Fail From the party that gave us the Star Wars defense system: "Furthermore, in the movie 'G.I. Jane,' Demi Moore was waterboarded, and if it worked in a Hollywood movie, it HAS to work in real life"  (thehill.com) (236)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Salon) Interesting How a group of surly citizens took down the most powerful Republican in Arizona  (salon.com) (97)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Yahoo) Asinine How badly does the base of the GOP hate Mitt? After last night's debate all but clinched Romney's path to the nomination, they're already openly fantasizing about a brokered convention or a floor fight to draft Palin  (news.yahoo.com) (266)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Among their top presidential candidates, one is as electrifying as oatmeal, another is mired in a scandal, and the third is having to deny he was drunk/high during a major speech. Maybe it IS for the GOP time to panic  (news.yahoo.com) (149)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy Arrests of illegal immigrants down 43% on Arizona border, a significant drop that indicates the Arizona illegal immigration law is working  (suntimes.com) (191)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Some Tinfoil Hat) Weird Sarah Palin is a fabrication, who was used to create the illusion that Al Qaeda is in control of the country. See, there's even a pic of her with a hat that looks like Castro's. Then it gets weird   (osamaobamabidenbinladen.blogspot.com) (60)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Short List) Dumbass John McCain tells a moderately funny joke (27 times in the last five years)  (shortlist.com) (74)


Sat October 22, 2011
(MSNBC) Asinine Republicans and Democrats agree - free lifelong health care for injured veterans is too expensive and has to go. Free lifetime health care for Congress is still okay, though  (msnbc.msn.com) (210)

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