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Headlines matching 'Joe Paterno'
Wed February 01, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ESPN) Cool Just when you thought college football was on the sidelines, Hope springs eternal ....It's National Signing Day, people  (espn.go.com) (94)


Mon January 30, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Use of euphemisms is distorting the truth about what happened at Penn State when Jerry Sandusky played squish the wrinkly Vienna sausage into the budding brown balloon knot  (cnn.com) (50)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Fox Sports) Amusing Camel picks next Super Bowl winner. Subby thinks they should extend this to the GOP nomination process  (msn.foxsports.com) (13)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Memorial service to cap three days of mourning for Joe Paterno at Penn State. Rumor has it that any PSU student not mourning sincerely enough could face harsh penalties, like all 8am classes next semester  (foxnews.com) (164)
(MSNBC) Weird When is consensual not actually consensual? When you're a Playmate romping around with De La Hoya in a drug-fueled late-night session, apparently  (nbcsports.msnbc.com) (15)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine Oh yeah this seems fair: The teams playing in the Superbowl get to split 35% of the available seats at the Stadium to offer to their season ticket holders and players-and that's after the league takes 12,000 seats off the top  (news.yahoo.com) (63)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary You can't really say your Sweet Sixteen party is a success until at least six people get shot  (news.yahoo.com) (79)
(Yahoo) Obvious Obama's in trouble with U.N. human rights chief, earning him badly needed Republican votes  (news.yahoo.com) (70)
(Detroit Free Press) Followup Best summing-up of Joe Paterno's legacy  (freep.com) (163)


Sun January 22, 2012
(The Onion) Amusing Joe Paterno dies in hospital, doctors promise to tell their superiors first thing tomorrow  (theonion.com) (55)
(ESPN) NewsFlash This time it's confirmed - Joe Paterno calls his last play: 6 Deep  (espn.go.com) (920)


Sat January 21, 2012
(NJ.com) News Joe Paterno signs deal to coach Devils  (nj.com) (846)


Wed January 11, 2012
(PennLive) Interesting Joe Paterno gave $100,000 to Penn State in December, which works out to about $20 per anus  (pennlive.com) (84)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Misc Mike Munchak's "heart is torn" over Penn State head coaching opportunity. Sandusky's victims say they're a bit torn up, too   (collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (12)


Wed December 28, 2011
(ESPN) Obvious I wouldn't say that no one wants the Penn State coaching job, but no one wants the Penn State coaching job  (espn.go.com) (88)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Penn State QB hurt in locker room fight. At least he didn't bend over and take it  (news.yahoo.com) (41)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Followup Joe Paterno delayed forwarding reports of Sandusky's alleged sex abuse because he didn't want to ruin anyone's weekend... Or month... Or Holidays... Or decade  (dailymail.co.uk) (52)


Fri December 16, 2011
(USA Today) News Live updates on the Penn State hearing. Author will need to speak to father before posting updates to a second hand source  (content.usatoday.com) (337)


Mon December 12, 2011
(CNN) Sad Help I've fallen and I can't protect pedophiles  (cnn.com) (109)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Ultrasound of baby "Tebowing" is first time anything having to do with Tim Tebow was inside a woman  (athlonsports.com) (124)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Blah Bethany) Fail Media hypocrisy at its finest? ESPN roasting Paterno for not reporting abuse, meanwhile they had tapes confirming Bernie Fine abusing kids since 2003 and DIDN'T REPORT IT  (blahbethany.com) (84)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Huffington Post) Silly Sue Paterno told to leave swimming pool on the Penn State campus. Before you get outraged, remember, her husband's no longer a university employee and techincally she was trespassing  (huffingtonpost.com) (219)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Fox Sports) Cool The baller formerly known as Ron Artest blasts David Stern and MJ23: "Come on Jordan Bring it. One on one. I win lockout over. I'll beat u with my eyes closed and a in and out burger in my right hand"  (msn.foxsports.com) (23)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Journalist tells Joe Paterno to speak up about 'victim 1' being bullied out of his high school. Paterno responds: "Is this loud enough for you?"  (technorati.com) (46)


Sun November 20, 2011
(LA Times) Unlikely Joe Paterno's son has a plan to get his dad's name back on the Big 10 trophy. But he needs someone to go back in time with him. You'll get paid after you get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (138)


Sat November 19, 2011
(TMZ) Obvious A Joe Paterno instructional video for linebackers has been pulled from the market thanks to Jerry Sandusky's involvement in it. (With really-creepy-in-retrospect Sandusky pic)  (tmz.com) (52)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Newsday) News Cancer suffering from Joe Paterno  (newsday.com) (277)


Thu November 17, 2011
(USA Today) Stupid Franco Harris fired after publicly supporting Joe Paterno. What a terrible tale  (content.usatoday.com) (110)


Wed November 16, 2011
(USA Today) Followup Paterno entitled to a $500,000/yr pension for the rest of his life, but before you get all outraged, that means Penn State is only likely to be out a couple of Mil, max  (usatoday.com) (128)
(PennLive) Followup Key witness in Jerry Sandusky sex abuse case changes his story about shower incident after costing four people their jobs. Hopefully they're not butthurt over it  (pennlive.com) (323)
(The New York Times) Unlikely Four months before Penn State sex scandal, Joe Paterno transfers ownership of $594,000 house to wife for $1. Now claims it was just part of multi-year estate planning program  (nytimes.com) (239)


Tue November 15, 2011
(The Courier Times) Sick If you can't answer the question, "Are you sexually attracted to young boys?" with, "Absolutely not, that's ridiculous" then you shouldn't do the interview  (phillyburbs.com) (312)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Yahoo) Unlikely AmberWatch unveils TV channel to stop sex abuse, Pedobear  (news.yahoo.com) (29)
(PennLive) Amusing When hiring an attorney connected to the largest pedo case in the US, it might be good to doublecheck the names of your lawyers  (pennlive.com) (104)
(CBS Sports) Fail Big Ten championship trophy won't carry name of ... uh ... that guy   (brett-mcmurphy.blogs.cbssports.com) (149)
(NYPost) Interesting Judge who set bail for Penn State pedo coach...worked for Penn State pedo coach's charity. You know, the one where he got the kids  (nypost.com) (471)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Bloomberg) Obvious Even Moody's Investors Service hates Penn State  (bloomberg.com) (8)


Fri November 11, 2011
(ESPN) Asinine 1950's Penn State player shows how a REAL Nittany Lion reacts to this scandal: he donates $$$ to Sandusky's defense  (espn.go.com) (303)
(Fox News) PSA US Senate to Joe Paterno: No, you can't have a Presidential Medal of Freedom. Not yours  (foxnews.com) (82)


Thu November 10, 2011
(NBC Sports) Interesting Fark's Joe Paterno headline gets a mention from NBC Sports (2nd-to-last paragraph)   (offthebench.nbcsports.com) (2)
(NESN) Sick The PSU scandal may have taken a very icky turn for the worse  (nesn.com) (914)
(Bleacher Report) Obvious Why the NCAA should consider the "Death Penalty" for Penn State Football  (bleacherreport.com) (339)
(some PSU guy) Unlikely Sympathetic open letter to Penn State fans from a Buckeye  (theschoolphilly.com) (42)
(Some Guy) News In honor of Joe Paterno, Penn State students are going to witness illegal acts and then fail to report them to the authorities  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (721)


Wed November 09, 2011
(New York Daily News) Strange Glenn Beck warns that today's Emergency Broadcast System test amounts to a government takeover of your TV and radio. Well yeah, isn't that the general idea?  (nydailynews.com) (169)
(ABC) Dumbass JoePa says he'll retire at season's end. He'll be lucky if he isn't fired first  (abcnews.go.com) (½)
(ABC) Amusing Reporter: "What is your favorite junk food?" Rick Santorum: "The deepest chocolate you can get." Santorum  (abcnews.go.com) (63)
(CBS News) Interesting Methamphetamine tied to schizophrenia tied to methamphetamine tied to schizophrenia  (cbsnews.com) (79)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Fox News) Sick Former Penn State assistant coach arrested for putting it into the endzone before turf was installed  (foxnews.com) (167)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool JoePa tells Illinois to get off his snowy lawn  (news.yahoo.com) (20)

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