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Headlines matching 'Joe'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Some Guy) Cool "The mining project gives Joe something to do during those long Saskatchewan winters" just about sums up this article  (autos.sympatico.ca) (4)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting The mountain hippie's conundrum: Why is it okay to scream bloody murder whenever Walmart tries to build a store in your town, but you can't wait for the day Trader Joe's opens shop?  (dailycamera.com) (139)


Mon February 06, 2012
(RealClearPolitics) Fail Question: Why have college tuitions gone up? Joe Biden Answer: Government subsidies like the ones President Obama wants to expand  (realclearpolitics.com) (149)


Sat February 04, 2012
(E! Online) Silly Joe Francis sends Madonna cease and desist letter concerning her "Girls Gone Wild" song. "Mr. Francis has worked tirelessly for an excess of two decades to build his brand and to protect his trademark Girls Gone Wild"  (eonline.com) (92)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary Sheriff Joe Arpaio's offices evacuated because something white and powdery was found there other than Sheriff Joe Arpaio  (news.yahoo.com) (70)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Memorial service to cap three days of mourning for Joe Paterno at Penn State. Rumor has it that any PSU student not mourning sincerely enough could face harsh penalties, like all 8am classes next semester  (foxnews.com) (164)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Cultist) Amusing Not while Joe "Crouching Tiger" Lieberman is in office, he isn't  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (60)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Detroit Free Press) Followup Best summing-up of Joe Paterno's legacy  (freep.com) (163)


Sun January 22, 2012
(The Onion) Amusing Joe Paterno dies in hospital, doctors promise to tell their superiors first thing tomorrow  (theonion.com) (55)
(ESPN) NewsFlash This time it's confirmed - Joe Paterno calls his last play: 6 Deep  (espn.go.com) (920)


Sat January 21, 2012
(NJ.com) News Joe Paterno signs deal to coach Devils  (nj.com) (846)


Thu January 19, 2012
(SFGate) Dumbass Joe Biden (D-erp) is happy to congratulate the Giants on getting to the Superbowl. Apparently, 49ers didn't have the pitching to control the San Francisco Giants big hitters, right Joe?  (blog.sfgate.com) (103)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Fox News) Scary Charter jet carrying the Detroit Pistons sends out a distress call, GM Joe Dumars considers the same action for the season  (foxnews.com) (25)


Wed January 11, 2012
(PennLive) Interesting Joe Paterno gave $100,000 to Penn State in December, which works out to about $20 per anus  (pennlive.com) (84)
(Fox 4 KC) Amusing Tonight on Real Churchwives of Kansas: Pastor Joe marries second wife while still married to first, after first wife used online cheating site to profess love for another man. Jesus  (fox4kc.com) (40)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Washington Post) Dumbass Hey, GI Joe: Where you goin' with that gun in your hand? I'm goin' down to ol' Somalia, to join al-Shabab and defend Islam  (washingtonpost.com) (54)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass Ron Paul's version of "Joe the Plumber" is Jessie the Soldier, whose habit of campaigning for Paul while in full uniform may soon earn him a new title: "Jessie the court-martialed"  (news.yahoo.com) (180)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Huffington Post) Interesting Robert Reich's prediction for 2012 (based on absolutely no inside information): Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden swap places, Biden becomes Secretary of State - so get ready for a Obama-Clinton Presidential ticket  (huffingtonpost.com) (83)


Tue December 27, 2011
(TMZ) Sad Joe Bodolai, come on down, you're the next contestant on "Saturday Night Live Curse"  (tmz.com) (59)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Obvious Is Obama administration probe of Sheriff Joe a ploy for Hispanic votes? Aquí venga la política  (blog.chron.com) (114)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Daily Kos) Fail GOP so principled against giving regular Joes tax cuts that they walk off the House floor to prevent vote  (dailykos.com) (513)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Yahoo) Asinine Joe Biden makes the "jaw dropping" gaffe of providing a nuanced, factually true answer on the Afghan war that sounds a little wierd to those with a limited grasp of basic geopoltical facts  (news.yahoo.com) (202)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Followup Joe Paterno delayed forwarding reports of Sandusky's alleged sex abuse because he didn't want to ruin anyone's weekend... Or month... Or Holidays... Or decade  (dailymail.co.uk) (52)


Fri December 16, 2011
(YouTube) Video First trailer/look at G.I. Joe sequel is pretty PORKCHOP SANDWICHES  (youtube.com) (176)
(New York Daily News) Sad Joe Simon, co-creator of Captain America, canceled at 98. That's just like modern comics... they wouldn't even let him get to the big milestone #100  (nydailynews.com) (29)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Breaking: DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano just cut Sheriff Joe Arpaio's access to ICE programs. Hmmm... Napolitano... What is that, Italian? Mexican? May I see your papers, please?   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (198)
(Salon) Amusing The Salon Hack List 2011: "Criteria for inclusion included being wrong about literally everything, shameless sycophancy, appearing on 'Morning Joe' and being 'Morning Joe'"  (salon.com) (86)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Washington Post) Dumbass Maryland high school English teacher and Joey Tribbiani look-alike arrested for banging three 15- and 16-year-old girls. WHOA  (washingtonpost.com) (129)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Some Little Guy) Photoshop Photoshop Little Joe  (upload.wikimedia.org) (26)


Mon December 05, 2011
(SFGate) Asinine Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio: tough on immigration, easy on rape and child molestation  (sfgate.com) (132)


Sat December 03, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K's third season, it's The Castle of Fu Manchu. This painful Christopher Lee movie hilariously tests the resolve of Joel, Crow, and Servo: "I can't watch this. I mean, I can't see this"  (youtube.com) (12)


Wed November 30, 2011
(MSNBC) Asinine "Sheriff Joe" Arapaio endorses Rick Perry, will campaign for him him in NH. Says he was on the fence about who to endorse until he spent a lovely weekend at the Perry family hunting lodge  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (51)


Tue November 29, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Stupid Because he's always full of good ideas when it comes to the internet, Joe Lieberman now thinks Blogger should come with a "terrorist flag" button. Surely this would only be used by responsible adults for real terror threats  (iheartchaos.com) (93)


Mon November 28, 2011
(The New York Times) Obvious Surname hyphenation, TNG: Some parents are realizing that there may be down-sides to saddling their new tyke with a name like "Joey Wilde-Cunningham-Lindquist"   (nytimes.com) (295)


Tue November 22, 2011
(History Channel) Sad 48 years ago today John F. Kennedy was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald, the Mob, the Military Industrial Complex, Joe Pesci, and Tommy Lee Jones  (history.com) (200)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Journalist tells Joe Paterno to speak up about 'victim 1' being bullied out of his high school. Paterno responds: "Is this loud enough for you?"  (technorati.com) (46)


Sun November 20, 2011
(LA Times) Unlikely Joe Paterno's son has a plan to get his dad's name back on the Big 10 trophy. But he needs someone to go back in time with him. You'll get paid after you get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (138)


Sat November 19, 2011
(TMZ) Obvious A Joe Paterno instructional video for linebackers has been pulled from the market thanks to Jerry Sandusky's involvement in it. (With really-creepy-in-retrospect Sandusky pic)  (tmz.com) (52)
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K season two, it's the classic Godzilla VS Megalon featuring Jet Jaguar and Rex Dart: Eskimo Spy. Watch as Joel, Servo, and Crow suffer through this low moment in Godzilla's life. "That's not my tail"  (youtube.com) (27)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Newsday) News Cancer suffering from Joe Paterno  (newsday.com) (277)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Politico) Ironic Vice President Joe Biden holds transparency meeting behind closed doors. Hey Joe, you're doing it wrong  (politico.com) (57)
(USA Today) Stupid Franco Harris fired after publicly supporting Joe Paterno. What a terrible tale  (content.usatoday.com) (110)


Wed November 16, 2011
(The New York Times) Unlikely Four months before Penn State sex scandal, Joe Paterno transfers ownership of $594,000 house to wife for $1. Now claims it was just part of multi-year estate planning program  (nytimes.com) (239)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Fox News) PSA US Senate to Joe Paterno: No, you can't have a Presidential Medal of Freedom. Not yours  (foxnews.com) (82)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Starpulse) Interesting Lil Wayne and Fat Joe to coach charity basketball tournament. Medium Bob not invited  (starpulse.com) (12)
(NBC Sports) Interesting Fark's Joe Paterno headline gets a mention from NBC Sports (2nd-to-last paragraph)   (offthebench.nbcsports.com) (2)
(Some Guy) News In honor of Joe Paterno, Penn State students are going to witness illegal acts and then fail to report them to the authorities  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (721)


Wed November 09, 2011
(ABC) Dumbass JoePa says he'll retire at season's end. He'll be lucky if he isn't fired first  (abcnews.go.com) (1987)
(Joe.ie) Spiffy Joe.ie gives FARK a big write up as their top website to waste time. "Afternoons can go whizzing by in a flurry of news stories so crazy you'll find yourself continually doubting their veracity"  (joe.ie) (1)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Contact Music) Spiffy Floyd Mayweather Jr. to knock out Joe Frazier's funeral costs  (contactmusic.com) (50)
(Daily Mail) Strange Robert DeNiro to star as Bernie Madoff in HBO feature film based on disgraced financier. Joe Pesci rumored to be in talks to play Ruth  (dailymail.co.uk) (16)


Mon November 07, 2011
(People Magazine) Followup Muhammad Ali urges Joe Frazier to stick and move against liver cancer  (people.com) (22)


Sat November 05, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K season four, it's Attack of the Eye Creatures, in which a group of teenagers try to thwart inept aliens. Joel, Servo, and Crow make this awful remake enjoyable. "Come out with your eyes up"  (youtube.com) (28)
(NYPost) Sad Smokin' Joe Frazier is struggling to beat the Grim Reaper's 10-count  (nypost.com) (31)


Thu November 03, 2011
(WorldNetDaily) Scary 11/11/11 protesters call for resignation of Obama, VP Joe Biden, the Fartbama cabinet, staff and the unelected czars, as well Supreme Court justices chosen by Taxbama  (wnd.com) (223)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool JoePa tells Illinois to get off his snowy lawn  (news.yahoo.com) (20)


Sat October 29, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K's 3rd season, it's the classic episode Daddy-O. Watch as Joel, Servo, and Crow tackle this cheesy 50's crime caper, complete with music from John Williams. "He's singing the left side of the menu"  (youtube.com) (13)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Think Progress) Obvious Sheriff Joe tells lead birther Orly Taitz that he has his own super secret surprise evidence about the Kenyan communist nazi usurper to keep him off the 2012 ballot, but he can't tell anyone just yet because it's a secret. Shhhh  (thinkprogress.org) (130)
(Daily Mail) Sad Billy Joel's daughter Alexa reveals she picked up something going down Easter  (dailymail.co.uk) (82)


Mon October 24, 2011
(ESPN) Cool WHO will have the 3-2 series lead going back to St. Louis? CAN C.J. Wilson follow Holland and blank the Cardinals again tonight? WILL Joe Buck do COCAIIIIIIIINE on air? THIS is YOUR 2011 World Series: Game 5 Discussion Thread. (8 ET on FOX)  (espn.go.com) (862)
(NewsBusters) Interesting Herman Cain's ignorance is not cute, according to so-called conservative Joe Scarborough  (newsbusters.org) (108)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Huffington Post) Hero Joe Biden 2016  (huffingtonpost.com) (188)


Fri October 21, 2011
(People Magazine) Strange Joey Lawrence is ripped. WHOA  (people.com) (76)
(Deadspin) Fail Tim McCarver thinks "strike" is a five-letter word. Joe Buck thinks your shoe is a urinal  (deadspin.com) (68)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Fox News) Amusing Joe Biden uses sexual, violent imagery to push Jobs Bill. At least it's not getting rammed down Americans' throats  (foxnews.com) (91)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Sheriff Joe: "I was confused then .... I'm confused now" about the goings on with his office arresting political enemies. Rupert Murdoch seen scribbling notes  (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) (91)

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