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| (Shiattiest Team In Baseball) | Spring training kicked off today, and here's the first hopeful Cubs article of the season. Tune in four months from now for the inevitable "THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR" article. Tag is for the franchise (chicagotribune.com) | (103) | |
| Twins sign Jim Thome to DH, come off the bench, keep the damn kids off the field (usatoday.com) | (31) |