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38 headlines found matching 'Jesus Christ'
Wed January 11, 2017
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
New ads target the Mormon church and its tax-exempt status. Wait, "trillion dollar business empire"?
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Sun January 08, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Uh, yeah
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Mon January 02, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Uniquely Utah: Charles Ellis Johnson and the Erotic Mormon Image
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir may be more of a Tabernacle Trio by the time they make it to Trump's inauguration
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Algemeiner)
 
 
 
Now that Christmas is over let us remind our Christian Friends that Jesus and all his followers were devout Jews and the term Christian didn't come to many years later, basically today they would be those Jews with the black hats and beards
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Sun December 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump team accuses media of politicizing RNC email asking Americans to celebrate "the good news of a new king"
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(Some Jolly Old Elf)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas, You Filthy Farkers
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Fri December 23, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mormon Tabernacle Choir taking flack for giving Trump complimentary LDS
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Mormon Tabernacle Choir to sing Trump, Pence into White House on Inauguration Day, which would normally be a great honor
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbarters upset anyone would question Jesus's existence, claim he and other illegal aliens are in front of Home Depot right now
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Wikileaks for Mormons" launches for those who fear they did a bit too much LDS
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Mon December 19, 2016
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Because Christmas falls on a Sunday this year, some churches have decided not to hold a Sunday service
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
There's a scientific reason people think that aliens are going to look like octopii when we finally meet them, and it's because people aren't getting any smarter, unlike octopii
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Street preacher decided to preach at kids waiting in line for Santa by telling them that Santa isn't real, but Jesus totally is. One of the kids' dad decided to preach back
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"For North American audiences, the idea of a comedic story about the mundane misadventures of Jesus Christ and Gautama Buddha living as roommates might seem strange, perhaps even offensive. In Japan, however, " and you know the rest
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Medium)
 
 
 
This list of the worst "Now" CD compilations will have you hyperventilating, manically shouting "Now That's What I Call Shrek"
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
I'm dreaming of a Trump Christmas, just like the ones I used to know. With hate letters from Christians, praying and wishing, Oregon senators jump into rivers down below
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Message posted around a Utah campus: Donald Trump won Now all you liberal pus---- better shut the f... up with your Muslim rights, gay rights, illegal immigration rights, & all that other bulls
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Creation Theory)
 
 
 
Dumbest thing besides "I've voted for Trump" that you will hear all day is "Ocean Warming Data Confirms: Hell is Expanding"
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
"People are freaking out over this girl's photo of her manicure." Sigh...more clickbait. **click** JESUS CHRIST--IT'S A MANICURE. GET BACK IN THE CAR
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Sat November 05, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, it's a turkey. Get in the car
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Which religious group has warnings about Trump-like leaders in its holy book? The Mormons, that's who
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists just opened Jesus' tomb again. He's still not in there
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Chick Tracts now being subjected to empirical testing
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Elite Readers)
 
 
 
10 common albeit odd religious practices from around the globe including Kaparot, which usually involves swinging a live chicken over one's head as a form of penance
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
What is the most entertaining RPG of all time? Link goes to a Jesus Christ RPG
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what it would look like if a Russian immigrant turned his suburban home into a Kandinsky painting, the answer is "The most appalling Zillow listing of all time"
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Jesus Christ, I drunkenly applied for my student card and it asked for a photo, so I picked one with a Snapchat filter. Why did they accept this? I can never use this as ID"
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Thu October 13, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Liberty University students are revolting, also upset about school administration's support for Trump
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell, Jr.: "We're never going to have a perfect candidate unless Jesus Christ is on the ballot." Sorry, pal. Jesus would be Constitutionally ineligible, and a Middle Eastern immigrant besides
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Thu October 06, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Now that The Blaze is about to be extinguished, it's time to reflect on Glenn Beck's nine most idiotic moments
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yes, someone has actually conducted a study ranking every common curse word from most to least offensive. Put a nickel in the swear jar
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Wed October 05, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Judge is removed from the bench and agrees to never seek office again after an investigation finds he engaged in profantiy-laced temper tantrums while on the bench. Before you ask, NO there is no similar mechanism for presidential candidates
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Wed September 28, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Black moon to appear Friday night. Police around the country being urged to resist trying to shoot it
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Friday's Black Moon could bring with it worldwide destruction and the second coming of Jesus Christ ... but it won't, so relax
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Sat September 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, it's a lion. ROLL UP THE CAR WINDOWS
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Federal court rules that explicitly Christian prayers at government meetings don't violate the First Amendment. Jesus Christ
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Mon September 19, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Geologist found where Jesus was buried...with gratuitous link to video of largest Jesus ever constructed
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